Final the Rapture - the Official Movie in Full HD

okay and what a beautiful morning it is in downtown l.a and kim you're here with the traffic but before we do here's the big question for our listeners fifth caller will get free tickets to the katy perry concert here's the question what color dress was kim kardashian wearing at last night's award show fifth caller wins i'd like to win them myself well anyway kim do you have the traffic on hand yes i do bill and isn't the weather looking sunny and fantastic for this time of year there is rush hour traffic on the 101 south and there does seem to be a fender bender but everything seems to go yeah but what does nike offer you're the best sports agent in the world yeah i'm headed to the airport right uh-huh as we speak [Music] hello hello joe okay i i hear you now do what turn all right i'm gonna radio now good morning everyone we have breaking news from downtown la we have several unconfirmed reports that several hundred people have vanished yes that's right have vanished throughout the city match to all known locations again very little is known at this moment again we interrupt this program with this breaking news story the city is in something of a panic right now we're getting news that massive traffic jams are everywhere the unimaginable has happened hundreds perhaps thousands of people have disappeared from the face of the earth what's going on i don't know i just heard on the news tons of people disappeared that's what i heard too this is ridiculous all four lanes are back but they're like emergency vehicles oiling they're seeing like millions have disappeared across the world i can't breathe look at all these stupid cars no one's going anywhere the rapture happened the rapture what is that you don't want to know lady you don't want to know [Music] are you afraid sorry are you afraid no why do you ask the bible you're reading it i always read it what's the point it was written it's all fabrication this [Music] stop so [Music] foreign hey yes ready in palermo [Music] is [Music] can't believe it bro first round of the chargers yeah yeah that was the last round so uh how much was that contract man i wasn't much yeah dude what you gonna do with all the money i don't know man i figured i'd give me a nice little spread [Music] cars [Music] hold on hold on what are you doing didn't you read the selling we ain't selling anything how did you get in here all right relax relax all right the door was open and no i didn't read the sign the door was closed it was open just put the bread on the counter brother the counter back away come on five five five five there it is you don't know who i am i i play for the chargers i don't like baseball the first angel sounded and hell and fire followed mingled with blood and they were thrown to the earth and a third of the trees were burned up and all why are you tripping off of this i mean you said god was a loving god right yeah he's a loving god and he's also a god of judgment he can't let evil persist it's gonna come to an end a resolution when he comes and takes us up then it's gonna be the end don't be deceived i'll take my chances [Music] rochelle greenspan rochelle i know a rochelle pathetic professor wiseman rochelle hi i've been thinking about this thesis and i'm sorry i just can't do it i'm gonna have to drop out of class how disappointing you were one of the top students in philosophy what's come over you i had an experience and it made me a believer so what does your football star husband have to say about that he's not too happy about it i imagine so wow can you prove god exists yes i can well then that will be your thesis thank you professor all right michelle let's see if he got some good stuff for me oh all right come on a bible of all the suitcases i have to get another christians ridiculous tuesday may 19th i'm stranded on an island somewhere in the southern pacific plane went down suddenly i am the only survivor wait a minute what happened to that woman sitting next to me are you afraid sorry are you afraid no why do you ask the bible you're reading it that doesn't make any sense really well then tell me do you believe that julius caesar existed of course from the cockpit again where we're asking everything okay what's going on i'm not sure sir i don't know i'm gonna go check with the pilot everyone needs to have their seat belt faster than just trying to stay calm sir i need your seat up in the upright position where is she everyone needs i have no idea was just here where did she go i don't know she was right here [Music] that's not possible oh no please no this cannot be happening no uh maria no that is [Music] me [Music] foreign hey is [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] videos [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] ah oh [Music] is [Music] foreign [Music] foreign foreign the next station is so like oh foreign no [Music] we're conducting a survey of all men between the ages of 18 and 25. for what military duty you're to report to tent camp a tomorrow morning why what's this for we're recruiting all men for the conflicts both abroad and at home i don't understand are you sure you got the right guy it's emergency orders ratified by congress you'll find out when you get to camp tomorrow sir but stop asking questions show the sergeant some respect i'm not going anywhere is that right get on your knees now corporal hey say the word wait wait we'll be coming back tomorrow i suggest you be ready [Music] i miss my wife the fun-loving cheerleader what happened to you a leaf bug what a leaf bug i was sitting on a bench back in march in the park and i saw this little bug and he had the shape of a leaf i mean suddenly everything just started to make sense to me at that point i saw a guy with this huge sense of humor the only defense mechanism of this little bug was the fact that he looked like a leaf and he had the shape of a leaf i mean can you imagine that how can something like that come out of nothing i mean come on haven't you ever just stopped to think about things like that now excuse me miss i'm trying to get a plane ticket out of here my credit card doesn't work but i have some cash unfortunately all of the flights are completely sold out sold out come on what about mexico city guam peru tokyo look the last flight sold out nine hours ago i'm just packing up they're shutting down lax tomorrow sir do you watch the news oh [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] foreign so pika [Music] 0 [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] rika rika you don't know [Music] i'm [Music] so so [Music] thank you [Music] i'm out in the middle of nowhere a plane crash last night i'm so scared please help me lord well so much for your prayer lady that's where it got you [Applause] is it irrational to believe in god i believe it is mary you disagree with me why i just believe in god ed i don't believe in god sir good man you know what ticks me off stupid declarative sentences don't give me a declarative sentence unless you can prove it now rochelle continue why do you believe in god faith it's the only way i've seen answers to my prayers answers to your prayers something funny bill it just sounds so stupid it's not stupid people can believe in prayer even if they're wrong continue rochelle i remember standing at the ocean and i said lord speak for your servant is listening and right at that exact moment there was this loud thunder and the sky turned all red i mean that was one self-authenticating experience i mean if we base the proof of god on that criteria alone it proves god exists how absurd why is it that you are the only one who's had this sensory experience [Music] ah oh you piece of junk this cannot be happening but you don't understand if i get an f in this course i won't graduate correct but my grandma put all our life savings into this tuition that's not my problem is it what about your rich husband the pro football player he wants a divorce [Music] well you get half no i don't i let him keep it all last a um [Music] my [Applause] so bill the situation is deteriorating by the day chaos is raining in the cities around the world right now people are wondering where their missing friends and relatives are look i gotta get out of the country any ticket will do what do you mean all sold out everywhere it's getting out of control in l.a demonstrations were held outside staples center where a curfew is now in effect no one can go out after 5 pm [Music] hey guys look this hey hey hey what's up hey buddy i think you'll be the problem here we're not saying to you tomorrow you aren't trying to run are you boy i'm just trying to get out of the country no one's leaving the country you idiot they're shutting down all the airports tonight who the heck are you a cop cop who are you guys we're military contractors that's right then you know keep in order yeah we the new law new law y'all don't get it it's happening the rapture all the people that vanished they believed i believe yeah i believe this guy's nuts i believe you're in trouble oh i'm a believer i think we best go out in style yeah what is your bank account number one changing what is your bank account number of the accounts work i'm not going to see this again what's it city page number this guy is sitting on a personal fortune of three million dollars baby make money money let me tell you you send this to my bank account right now and we'll let you go your account ah let me get a piece of that man shut up you guys later what about me what about you back down back down your addiction what do you say none of the money is going to matter well then it's not gonna matter if you hit send now is it yeah use your pinky finger the one you dropped the ball with come on now there we go there we go boys we just made the fastest three meal possible money money i don't want a divorce you've already gone through this babe okay i mean you're looking fine now you're a millionaire not bad for a cheerleader come on i didn't marry you for your money i can't be with the religious zealot i didn't sign up for that i'm not a zealot i just love jesus why don't you get it your papers are on the counter hi hi um i'm your neighbor from down the street what's more of you um i'm sorry um can i come in look i'm really busy please please just sorry i just i need to sit call 9-1-1 there is no 9-1-1 what's foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] foreign keiko mark this there will be terrible times in the last days people will be lovers of themselves i don't love myself lovers of money i don't have any money boastful do i seem boastful i'm eating a loaf of bread from a bag abusive i'm not being abusive my ex-husband was abusive i left him disobedient to parents i'm not you know what he used to call me disobedient ungrateful i love my parents unholy i pray without love unforgiving i'm full of love and i forgive everybody i even forgive my ex-husband slanderous without self-control i'm not eating the whole love brutal not lovers of the good i love everything good treacherous i am very relaxed lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of god we all thought we were christian prove to me that god exists isn't god's existence a belief not a science what's your name susan susan don't come in here with a washed up answer like that ever again i don't think it was a washed up answer i think it's true we can prove the existence of god by the impossibility of the contrary the transcendent proof that god exists is based on the impossibility that without him nothing could be proven let's say that i asked this gentleman in the back row to show that he can fly by flapping his arms that would be a very unusual request and it would be up to me and to him to prove to demonstrate that he could fly and if he can't demonstrate it we don't believe that he can fly i believe he can fly whether he does or doesn't doesn't disprove that belief our belief in god is not based on some magic trick very eloquently spoken for a cheerleader john can you prove to me that god exists i can't very well simon prove to me god exists i have faith that i didn't say faith i said proof look around uh the planets the trees the stars that's your proof of god uh yeah you've just proven your ignorance of all the bloody listen i'm looking for this cat named frankie you know why they want to find frankie i know you're trying to escape the seven seals judgments eh how do you know the look on your pathetic face tells you oh another last person who thought they were christian right hey it's gonna be real hard escaping the us you're not the only one who wisened up and realizes that they should have repented time to face the consequences sunny boy you're gonna die alone here i can't wait to see the 75 pound hailstone squishing you like a bug hey hey wake up you know nothing about prophecy do you daniel 7 says behold a fourth beast dreadful and terrible and strong exceedingly and it had red great iron teeth we're too busy watching saturday night live to even care too busy about voting democrats i'm republicans too busy listening to jon stewart versus bill o'reilly we ignored jesus when he said look up because your redemption draws [Music] you don't recognize me no i wasn't tv preaching [Music] can't escape i'm back here you can't escape [Music] prove to me god exists uh i have faith that i didn't say faith i said proof look around uh the planets the trees stars that's your proof of god you've just proven your ignorance faith it's the only way i've seen answers to my prayers answers to your prayers all right baby come on now work [Music] in more news all of tonight's games have been called off indefinitely which is no surprise the world is still in a state of panic carol our financial expert is with us bill thanks dan as you know stocks continue to plummet to no end this is 50 times worse than the great depression analysts agree the dow is now closing below 1200. and what are banks doing to prevent the run what right now depositors can only what about my my savings i want my money you idiots wow how does the government expect people to pay their rent and eat they don't oh society [Music] hey [Music] [Music] bruno [Music] [Music] is [Applause] [Music] hey thank you [Applause] oh [Music] uh okay come on please someone pick up please northern pacific how may i help you can you hear me hello yes how can i help you oh this thing works unbelievable listen uh this is tom wiseman i'm stranded on a desert island in the middle of pacific ocean lower your voice i i'm the only survivor of flight 345 out of auckland new zealand you need to send a rescue team for me right away are you there hello do you know how many planes went down too many to count are are you saying that all of the pilots disappeared sir millions have disappeared consider yourself lucky that you're on an island what are you what are you trying to say it will be days possibly weeks before they have the time to look for you and there are no more rescue teams i'm sorry look idiot you just committed a crime under the new hate crime act for what for calling me an idiot well you are an idiot i will report you to the police send the police to this island to arrest me idiot idiot idiot hello we're crying out loud foreign [Music] foreign [Music] ah [Music] [Music] hey hey colin frank come here i have an idea how long i've been looking for you i've been stop your whining you're not the only person to try to get out of the country over here i'm busy hey where's my money i promise i'll get you looking you are wasting my time it's my money look i promise i'll give it to you once i get access to my account you guys like a bunch of pinheads man i mean you christians you know it's like uh they want to prove their dedication to christ by doing what drum roll leaving the country look i promise i'll get you the money what's that man you're a poser you tell me you didn't see this coming you didn't see the world dismantling by the second we used to have thou shalt not kill on the walls but they took it down why because they didn't want to offend nobody now i'm sure they'd rather have offended kids than dead kids and the doors they would not allow a bible into or the same doors they have to put metal detectors around so they say where's god where's god in all this tragedy now we're left to do what wave a christian flag at all these little christian outposts saying i'm sorry jesus you know you're the man i i i wish i would have known uh can i help you out can i prove myself when all the real christians got caught up in the rapture i'm trying to hear this right now yeah you and nobody else want to hear it just give me your thinking before i guess let me say something i will put a hole in your heart don't threaten me unless you want to die today now you back up and you go off to your great tribulation go on that's right we're trying to wipe christianity off the map and we've succeeded give me a break no we're not some political organization on campus that you need to kick off all right we're just here evangelizing lost tribes around i don't care we're going to shut you down i didn't come to argue with you okay i mean i just wanted to let you know the paper you filed against us is preventing us from evangelizing anywhere who cares they want to eat other humans let them eat other humans god cares only morons believe in god [Music] ah [Music] thank goodness [Music] usc hello usc this is professor wiseman is jenny there hello is jenny there jenny's dead she killed herself two days ago [Music] that's unfortunate that doesn't sound like her but what about what about steve mcpherson uh marty fry everyone's gone the school is closed captioning not listen available don't hang up on me i called a little earlier i i'm the sole survivor of flight 345 from auckland to los angeles the plane crashed i'm on an island somewhere all right are you are you following me hang on sir i need to transfer you to civilian wait wait cap emergency search what are you reporting i'm i'm the sole survivor of flight 345 from auckland and i need to report we located where you are you have oh that's great um how did you know what flight i was on that's actor billy von effie's flat right yes yes but he's fish food let's just move on where am i keep your phone on we have two people right now through rescue coordination in guam logging you through comsat oh i cannot tell you how happy i am that i finally got through we had over 700 planes disappeared you're the only survivor who actually called 700 uh well what are things like back home you don't want to know the banks are all shut down the lakers aren't playing rides everywhere no food the lakers aren't playing huh look just just find me i'm i'm going out of my mind out here we located you is this tom weisman yes we've been trying to contact you you spoke with another operator where am i you're on get off the island very dangerous what what what did you say you're on well get off why why why why is it why is the island dangerous trav tribe what tribe hello hello what an [Music] idiot [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] see [Music] foreign though is winter [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] song [Music] foreign [Music] sorry man it's all about money in the end he's right it's all about the money foreign [Music] foreign [Laughter] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] this [Music] oh [Music] ugh [Music] cohen colin hey what are you doing here did you get a ticket yet no yeah i'm looking too so you finally believe huh yeah the rapture you were right i mean what are you gonna do the airport is closing in like a couple hours oh what else can i do yeah you know i uh i think i'm just gonna stay here all right see you later wait wait am i ever gonna see you again probably not why didn't god warn us he did we just didn't listen but i thought you said all christians were fake not all christians some are real i take my if chances rapture is true then i believe you can't live for christ now honey what makes you think you're going to be able to die for him then when all hell breaks this [Music] are you calling yes you don't remember me no here i have a ticket it's from my airlines mile reward so anyone can use it you don't know no i'm a friend of rachelle's we met last at the last christmas party yes i i remember i remember now you sure you don't need this that was my husband's ticket but he also vanished so she tried to bring me to christ and i didn't listen she lived to bring people to christ sure well good luck you better leave now here give it to someone else i don't understand i'm gonna stay here which the prince of glory died my riches [Music] oh my pride [Music] is [Music] and so [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] be true [Music] foreign [Music] my life [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh is [Music] oh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] is [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] um [Music] you

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Published: Wed Apr 14 2021