Final Fantasy 7 Remake | FULL GAME REACTIONS

yo yo you get EO gamers the following is a reaction compilation of my entire Final Fantasy 7 remake playthrough obviously spoilers ahead now keep in mind these are my immediate responses to the game so be prepared for a lot of yelling and freak outs but you can't expect to hear my thought out opinion inevitably in a future review on the main channel now I tried to keep in as many reactions and comments in as possible so if you don't see a reaction to a specific moment or scene chances are I just didn't say anything or I didn't come across it and of course viewer discretion is advised this compilation is not censored in any way so get your kids out of the room now this vid is nothing but raw dough but anyway sit back relax and enjoy the yells y'all let's go music hi diddly hello there gamers its here the promised day has finally come Final Fantasy 7 remake is here I'm ready to play it ready to cry ready yell ready to absorb everything with my eyeballs I'm incredibly excited to say the least a little bit of background before we jump in I have played and beaten the original Final Fantasy 7 back in 2013 I have played dirge of cerberus Crisis Core I've seen have been children you know all the stuff all the things I'm a big fan of 7 I really like the world I love the characters can definitely say I have an affinity for the compilation of Final Fantasy 7 so like I'm just a big fan of the of the universe you know so I'm excited to see what remake keeps what it changes and what it's what it's all about and for the record I have played the demo already so I have seen the opening of this game and I've watched most of the trailers except for the last one so for the most part I'm going pretty blind just you know most of the promotional material that's it haven't seen any spoilers been keeping my head in the sand so yeah I'm ready to be surprised enough you happen let's get into this thing let's experience Final Fantasy 7 remake oh this is so surreal I didn't think I've lived this long I didn't think I'd ever see this director and concept designer Tetsuya Nomura right ready to pull some funny stuff I'm sure oh I'm excited music layer 40 I've already seen this opening but like I'm playing it it's in my it's in my console this whole thing is in my console well sorry I think you should go without saying that this game is drop-dead gorgeous like like oh my god the nice seamless transition bumbum oh hell yeah ah gives me goosebumps every time it's so so much detail so big so grand so extra [Music] [Music] there is there's my man there's my boy it's it's pretty insane that just the amount of detail that they they God I can't get over it I can't get over how good this looks I will not shut up about it too cool for school let's go and just like that we're in seamless next-gen the future is now let's go oh I forgot oh it's so nice with a slowdown and [ __ ] oh yeah it's so nice knowing like the full things in here yeah but I'm saying like I could go past the demo point now hell yeah so what soldier bears my wife is he one of us now he's got balls this what was his name again he do he do got balls massive massive balls cloud a real joy to work with Oh Mike man I didn't realize how hard is she was for him man she just does not care but you know what I think that interested oh my god it's so funny cuz his brains broke he doesn't know any better he thinks he's cool isn't that funny the cracks are showing already different reactor different layout hey Jesse hey baby what's up what's what's crack-a-lackin' bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum oh my god it's so dorky oh that was nice Oh cloud cloud ok take it back he's pretty cool I think he knows he's cool are you trying to be so you know Tifa right it's not really my business but are you guys close she's just going for it Oh what the hell Oh Oh this was not in the demo okay okay flashback time now we're getting it this is new this is very new I mean Lambie it's not new it's his flashbacks like I haven't seen this yet all right all right oh no she risky oh she live on the edge I love her oh god I hope she doesn't die I hope I hope there's some again I know they changed some stuff so I I'm curiously who's gonna get squashed later just enjoying the view you know nice and slow and easy that's a man that's a big strong man yeah you can taste the mic oh and I can taste that cake I'm just here for the paycheck he's here for the money money money how are you gonna buy cloud huh what are you doing what are you doing in your spare time what's going on you ain't got no friends we're gonna set it to 20 minutes because I'm a bad [ __ ] that take risks also I've beaten this already so we didn't like that no here we go yeah this is cool laughs this fight it's just mmm I'm sorry two clad just like explain basic city who came logic to me gotta get those attack patterns down Oh what are you doing now hello oh yeah oh this word this where he goes absolutely bananas go crazy go stupid gotcha ha ha God every time every time you get it's like it's this is a fight this is a very complicated fight honestly like if you if you don't do the switching and all the doodads like if you're new to this stuff ooh boy this will give you a hard time Jam just look at this probably should probably should not like hold here WOM got the timer kicking down but you know damn it's pretty this is officially past the demo now we are a hundred percent blind oh boy surprise me game surprised me let's go oh wow Oh Oh God Jessie me believe me you'd be the first to know I'll take that as a yes man they're excessively flirting with each other I love how this game really shows the the actual like realistic aftermath of blowing up like a central part of the city this games gonna oh the realistic stuff is gonna hit different like I don't know the sad stuff is gonna hit different cuz it looks so real now it's not like cartoonishly hilarious anymore when people get squashed or blown up know what the plan is what matters right so shinra's Loni blew it up to sky high they just wanted to do some damage to it the ash will blow you up I'll let Jessie blow off my legs any day oh man okay we're finally like addressing the fact like we're like terrorists right I kind of like this though that they had Shinra action blow it up and they were just want to like destroy the have a little bomb go off in the reactor I didn't want to hurt anybody this is shinra's PR strategy these oh cloud think he can make demands in this place take the materia ding-dong I want that gosh what a what a woman I what's enjoy it let's just bask in the misery and pain and look at all this destruction mmm-hmm that's hot oh my god they're all sad look at this oh my god I knew this was gonna be the case cuz like I don't think people realize how sad sevens plot is and I feel like the art style has like soften the blow a little bit with just like how sad and messed up some of this stuff is and I feel like this is really kind of capturing it pretty well and this woman's like in agonizing pain oh my god I let the medical workers outfits look at that that's really cute oh oh his PTSD is kicking in the fire he's remembering you know remember wouldn't suffer awful just casually set ablaze an entire town oh well I love the detail of this jacket what's up ahh ah Oh indeed maybe struts off struts off he's remembering go see a therapist cloud you desperately need one especially for seeing stuff like this you know oh he's so scared tomorrow maybe all right yeah I know let's just see huh nothing it was nothing don't worry about it just like a average day just just some michael fumes they don't mean nothing indeed cloud look at all that who's gonna clean that up not me all the loveless street mm Aerith walks out oh there she is oh oh okay well I'm before I activate an earth hold on before I activate her omens let me explore a little there no screw it no no no it's cuz I had air holy hell hey baby what's shakin oh no she sees things too that's no good what the hell you are too weak to save anyone Oh foreshadowing oh oh you know for scaring those things away what things never mind think of it as a memento I see dead people cloud what of it Oh now he can see it too what the hell I know I know like Sephiroth has like a cult is this what this is Oh oh hell yeah listen the bomb the bomb but oh I love it I love it oh oh this these remixes aren't my remixes they like this is the music's not oh it's her it's so nostalgic and it bops God I could spend all day and just like this one spot there's just an obscene amount of detail and they're shooting rockets at me and they're shooting at me okay okay we're moving we're moving I'm sorry like they're after my pretty face don't want my toes oh yeah [ __ ] yeah oh oh no one's having lunch today no one absolutely no one restaurant is closed social distancing activate get out of here mmm-hmm oh we're surrounded uh-oh uh-oh stinkier oh no what are we gonna do jump cloud jump whoosh [Music] and then he doesn't look behind him and he gets like like slammed at the top of the tongue gets cut in half damn alright excuse me excuse me protagonist coming through move step aside NPCs oh hey it's Maria from persona 4 golden what I saw a screenshot of this girl over here she is in the flesh Wow alright maybe she'll give me some poetry later who knows no Jessi you didn't do anything wrong shimmer sucks he's really not you came to that conclusion all your own Oh God Karen who do you think you are a man with a gun on his arm oh shut up shut up middle manager he just grabs him by like the tide just whips him out the window you can do it he could do it I'd watch him do it that's what's always works for me yeah oh yeah no I'm sure it's worked out plenty great Club if you only out for yourself but the folks down there man this [ __ ] hidden deep alright yeah show me my girl he looks so cute with his glasses off what the hell oh my god oh my gosh man this hit different oh that's a skybox now that is a skybox favorite unseen one no wonder this thing is 100 gigabytes look at all this crap they had to put on here Oh check out this handsome man man just hang it out busting it wide open I want to be this cozy wow it really gives you a good idea I'm like I'm sure once we go to the top of the play ol to see the difference between how they live I mean look at all that steel work you're trying to tell me that's not progress at what cost good sir yeah PT it's you know more flashbacks acting up again these things are again what are these what's up with this there she is hey baby hey we just like admit just makes me like I'm even more oh my god damn look at those titties mate I just got to sit here and just like pool in this this is good this is a good stuff this is adorable oh my god I'm about to make frickin lose it that shit's so cute what the hell I'm gonna cry free turn up oh can I change the jukebox use the jukebox to play your favorite tunes oh hell yeah cheapest theme that's all I got look at those shoes oh oh Kiron stuff that's adorable this whole thing summit there's so much detail so much big friend of the cause so you wouldn't even have to pay rent sound good sure does thanks yeah let's go to my new pad it's a bachelor cloud time let's go man I could just watch her walk all day in fact hold on let's slow this down a bit don't worry tithi you set the pace oh right you know it was pretty bad tea but we like you know a lot a lot of stuff went haywire I kind of kind of went boom boom I'll see you bright and early at the bar then thanks again for everything no stay longer hey deepest day up lonely you got you're not gonna take your gloves off the sleep clip nope nope he's gotta be ready for action I guess that's a noisy neighbor okay this is a nice little place look look at my digs look at this coming in man easily wood blowing it up on the toilet like what's happening it sounds like your stomach's upset it's supper up on the toilet what is happening what is this what is this yeah okay the other coldest Sephiroth reunion yeah yeah okay yeah it's a it's the foot it's a it's a separate cult member - Bolin had suffer off trying to choke out cloud okay oh there's the landlady well no you must be cloud oh I love it Madame Zeroni what's up now you'd best get a move on to seventh heaven she's got a head start on you and then some Oh Mike Oh Lady I like you I like you big time cats oh my god cats what oh I can cut through little kitties oh my god there oh oh we hit the jackpot little babies hey guys wow this gave us everything okay that Rey chase I just I I think I just heard Ray J's voice at FEC oh my god cloud she's telling you about her day listen up please how could you say no look at those eyes look a little lower cloud oh yeah yeah yeah yeah shut up haircut this is the real man's here oh I don't like him I don't too thirsty no no no no there can only be one he's a regular stock up here and he might throw in a free beer too for you maybe yeah glad you're too cute for him to get free [ __ ] my style our next stop is stargazer Heights very interesting class just hearing cloud saying free [ __ ] the Moors like finally I can use cuss words in my dialogue I'm just gonna start throwing out [ __ ] randomly are you getting enough sleep a big sword no skill I tried and true lesson Wow Wow am i right back you all know your money god the dialogue is insanely good my associate handles payment disputes mousy moe oh he said it he said the word thank you very much so that's where he [Laughter] now we don't record got it that's great but you're a dumb idiot that doesn't know how to get around haha alright she's in I want to see her I want to see Tifa punch punch real good alright Tifa excels at close-range combat and uses combos to do lots of damage press square to execute normal to tore down yeah finally you ever seen a sword this big kid yeah didn't think so oh who is this twerp it's materia to your equipment and use it together battle Intel all right I think I can do that for him little man's well cute man's oh what's the little girl want what I can't with a stick [Music] thanks for thanks for the detail I know where the cats are I already know don't worry Betty oh I'm Way ahead of ya all right mr. kitty cat cat give me that pastry mr. kitty cat cat mr. mr. puddi tat look at this guy look at these guys just vibe it out just laying down not a care in the world grab it cloud just come on you're getting by the NAP of their neck through this death they ran away so I'm never gonna see them again [Music] Gary man was chasing oh there you go Betty enjoy your friends [Music] oh nice okay okay cool cool cool so you can do all the oh this is neat haha toggle the jayna abilities resistances weaknesses nice that's yeah what's going on what's all the people all right who are you hello original Tutsi no more a character ma'am ma'am are you okay are you compute ma'am ma'am we're in the middle of a cup ma'am okay kick him kick him how about a refreshing cocktail made by yours truly that you can sit back and save her uh yeah uh yeah yeah I'm feeling it a bit to the things I would doom to have Tifa make me a real drink in real life huh huh no [ __ ] I want that drink give me that purple drank money one of the way to adjust the out-breath looks like we're officially on for tomorrow night then what'll it be something yeah something hard me I'm that something hard gotta get me a girl like this oh my god beautiful she sure is I gotta go oh yeah oh yeah yeah good job glad you did it all right for it not bad what are these floating things more after I'm done here okay if she dies oh not yet not yet you are Oh that comes later they are thirsty boys I'm thirsty avalanche yeah ah that's so cute yeah guys we did it we blew up a reactor what kind of cowboy look at us walking in unison oh oh they should have they should have delayed their walk animation just a smidgen this is kind of hilarious Dan you just go for it all right boys take out the gate Cowboys oh hey uh god she's horny thank are you gonna let me in so we can talk in private and you know maybe get you out of those boots maybe show me how big your sword is a down payment oh hell yeah hmm Oh Oh show me that beefy hell [ __ ] oh yeah oh yeah I think I think we're good Jesse I think we're good let's move it yeah yeah yeah I'm ready to go I'm ready to go how about you let us be a part of yours for a bit you know spread the wealth yeah socialism let's go eat the rich I love this Oh oh hell yeah Oh what the hell do me oh my god Jesse you're so thirsty oh that's cool awesome oh my god what is up with this bum oh there is oh it's John mullet let's go huh uh areas soldier second class Oh ah guys nuts Oh what whoa they in trouble oh my god oh my god this guy's insane [Music] holy [ __ ] oh yeah this is this does Advent Children all over again just motorbike madness oh yeah have the children crap oh my lord I love that man I love that lion mane man oh my god just bolted oh look at that oh yeah all right Midgar suburbia here we are quick to whip up finger-licking food even if you drop by in the denim finger-licking KOC promotes this game go stay into the trash can when I go talk to my parents special well I need you to rob my house think you can do that for me uh go in through the back door when the coast is clear there's a lot of cats in this game what's up with that hello come on oh my god this is oh look at her you're not gonna close the door cloud cloud clot cloud you're gonna close the door all right I have something worked out okay okay okay I'm I'm in love god I love her so much this is such a Blake plot twist he's serious [Music] this guy this guy right here this guy with a big sore in the spiky hair this guy I'm not going I'm not like other boys Tifa I'm the protagonist I'm gonna be a soldier the best of the best like Sephiroth mmm great war hero huh famous last words over there all right distraction that's me oh no that's not good okay okay oh hey ha this musics laughs okay let's just let's use the summon let's seize the summon light it up he's got a dog whistle oh my god oh there is okay I'm here I'm listening oh I love this guy there we go gotcha oh my god oh you gotta love his energy you gotta love him you gotta love it this may be singed but the only casualty is your underwear oh my god this is rain I'll burn at worst I'm losing it this is excessively detailed I god this is so real this is oh I love them so much oh it sucks cuz they're mostly good today oh this grandma is not having it she's like oh my god oh my god this woman is just over it she's so over it she's so ready for a fight she's oh my god she's ready to go after Wutai oh my oh god this is great this is amazing detail is she trying to kiss him what does that mean Jessie and then indeed their parachute just just doesn't work I ain't your bro this is incredible this is absolutely incredible [Music] Oh Oh tell me this if this is playable oh my god what is happening oh it's his butt okay I thought it was clouds hand oh god yeah oh oh they're so naive they're so cute oh they're gonna die later aren't they Oh the downside of knowing this plot already um at least like the main plot points I don't know for the rest of all these details there's definitely a lot of surprises that's cool we'll go together we'll go together says John Kingdom Hearts 2 from cloud final fantasy they rhyme y'all they rhyme you lost me oh she's a player Jesse's a player I get it I get it okay but I'm sure she'll make the exception come on if you look and sound like Jesse please DM me I'm just saying again what's with the cast there's so many he's a big softy cloud you can't just compliment his ass and then not expect him to call you bro what the hell Reginaldo mr. Small's mr. Small's I gotta get out of here this thing is so goddamn cute no boob area material ah okay I get it by letting me breathe depends mine coming over tomorrow night my roommate said I'll be out for a while what is this this is so Bernie just let go already only if you promise to come back tomorrow night deal oh I love Tifa but this [ __ ] is sluicing in um you know I'm not gonna fight my heart's desires if this was me yeah oh my god oh she's good this is so charming this is that it's it's so unbelievably charming what's with you all of a sudden with me ever since I saw wedges a scout slapped I mean I've him a change man good night Tifa good night chief uh good night Jesse good night Katz good night apartment good night sword alright more of this crap I don't know what to make of this I really don't I mean I'm obviously interested this is definitely adding some intrigue why don't what are these the guys from Harry Potter man they messing me up all right let's do it let's fight the ghost boy I like that that's a thing that we're just yeah soldier boy that's his official name now you right am i right man there's stylish look at these guys these NPCs are like incredibly TT home everything's incredibly detailed goddamn this guy's wearing sunglasses inside the terrain dummy I say is parrot is wearing sunglasses inside the Train this guy's got a lot of nerve oh no that's not good oh it's so cute that's a sweet protected er this is oz is cute this is cute I mean like oh my god dun dun da da pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom in nose we trust oh my god followed the graffiti nose alright the nose knows cuz it knows cuz it cuz it knows why does the vending machine song slap hell yeah what kind of teeny bopper crap i love it why do i why does this look like this is gonna start this is just this is gonna turn oh oh i don't yeah this is gonna turn on or in trouble that looks like a boss that's a boss that's a mean-looking boss [Music] oh it's an activating Super Saiyan moat summin summin I'll summon oh it's moving oh it's mad poor subordinate Oh ma'am what a rough day haha geez through here yeah it's a little tense little tense okay that's bad great job thanks guys I do it all by myself I climbed up he and I hit the button and now we do an amazing job and you know I'm just here to help out little little fear one fear you know getting knocked down by the fan and plummeting to my death one fear just enough just enough to be freaked out alright just here to you know fix a lamp screw in the Bob a little bit you know just normal maintenance stuff this is summoning with you it's a chocobo Barret so a giant bird that's that's what kind of badass is gonna pop out of this thing a chocobo with a minigun oh yeah oh damn cloud Oh give this man a hug give this man a hug is it a great job that's his focusing face man what a try-hard man get a load of this ah the lighting is so much yeah spectacular spectacular there they go whoa yay that's nice scary huh oh that's right defy knows her way around a reactor see she's she this [ __ ] has seen some stuff sus a little bit remember cowgirl Tifa I remember cowgirl Tifa and for flashback there she is cowgirl Tifa oh my god what they did it Wow I can't and all of her glory I mean she's crying but you know cowgirl Tifa they're setting him up oh I like this they're flushing this out more gingers sabotaging themselves so they look better in the public eye it's all about control it's all about the media oh there they all God they're Naruto running in oh we're in trouble oh these poor guys just got obliterated all right nice okay all right let's do it yeah yeah some show-and-tell let's go told you is the lifeblood of our plan those greedy bastards are bleeding it dry y'all gotta rise up can I drop some truth bombs on national television the people need to know let him speak let him speak his truth dance with him dance what nope you dance with Barry you dumb [ __ ] you're gonna be in a dress later you could be the prettiest girl at the ball you got a dance oh my god come on let's play out let's make some memes let's do it that goes for you too cloud yeah don't die idiot you better give up big old smile this time yeah big thumbs up from Arlene we're gonna pose from Arlene she's gonna watch us on TV and she's going to clap right right so how do we do this it's simple remove the levers at the same time ah they brought this back hey some things never change all right let's get look at this is a smart way for incorporating this again nice yeah give give her up come on cloud give her a high five you dork Barrett's still here to warn you about climate change please do something about it we're begging you grotesque capitalism there it is there's big boy oh yeah Tifa Popoff babe and chief is dead okay okay uh uh whoops didn't get away in time all right if it [ __ ] it up he'll fire baby nice oh man she flew oh god I'm so sorry Tifa baby baby please forgive me and we win I'll be one all right gross toughing and it exposed there he is there is clear take teapot and get out of here I was wrong about you this ain't the end of the line for you or me yeah we bad [ __ ] we can we can handle a little fall there she goes push Oh oh you thought you were slick okay yeah yeah let's see some Aerith oh let me see his face let me see his face oh damn it no cloud I don't want to wear Zach no no I just it's it's it's fine it's fine got excited for a second hello uhh he sure is he sure is my everything there's still so much to be done maybe you're not okay there she is hey bu how's it going how's it hangin oh he lives it's not like mine no it's special mine's not good for anything at all oh gosh Thanks oh the foreshadowing oh ah I really don't mind pretty crazy huh nice meeting again like this you should stay a while she's so cute what the hell Wow all right full disclosure guys I have never actually been that big on Aaron's character in the past like I've just kind of been like she's fine but this is uh this is changing my tune a little bit hi Reno hey baby hey baby cheeks wow wow she really thinks that has one dates got that much worth hi are you ready to bet that cuz she's right it's worth a lot of money Oh Reno baby Reno get down here bi what up I want to play come on I can't look at Jill day get down here you stinky son of a [ __ ] yeah oh nice oh very nice Oh God okay that hurt oh all right all right all right okay he hit he hits oh he's got money moves there we go Oh an arat there's like wow what a big hunk of man that just fell through my ceiling what I gotta know what the hell these things are I mean we're gonna find out what the hell these things are but Oh oh my god what the hell what Oh higher she's she's just waiting for me all right I'll get there eventually bear with me all right this is a little funky I'm just casually getting shot on the ceiling it's fine it's fine man we messed up Reno real good look at that limp and [ __ ] yeah he not only hit him there's a station right by it shall we mosey on over again with the most she said the word she said the M word oh my god so what's next for you a little bit of bodyguard work we're doing the roof jumping crap Oh Oh Briana you killed this you did a great job this is the best sounding Erath easy easy look like you knew each other I can't I can't like fall in love with every character in this game this is gonna be hard this is I forget it man you mad house mad oh my gosh don't just your home those are the words of a soldier candidate so oh my god I'm about to make freakin lose it oh it's so cute okay easy now you worry too much I'm not some princess who needs to be coddled no no no no no you don't need to be coddled you just said eat come on I mean she's got quite the grip I'm sorry I'm having fun this is uh you know she just hanging out man Eric says [ __ ] that's fun that's real fun I don't give it a moment let her learn her lesson next time she thinks she's you know talking big and all ma'am look at that ah oh that's cool oh that's nice that's some good [ __ ] come on Aerith pick up the pace man what a clown what an absolute Joker this one is mm-hmm oh my gosh oh this is gonna hit hard this is gonna hit so hard thanks anyway I'm in pain already gosh this Mews like on top of Lake the music just being remixed and elevated to like a completely new type of production value and stuff and sound it's just man they know exactly like this is a good this is a good stuff like all the original tracks and [ __ ] like oh yeah oh yeah [Music] nice alright good job oh she's fun she's fun I actually might want to use her this time around holy Oh what war flashbacks of my first war flashbacks to my first Final Fantasy 7 playthrough I knowing the game a little too well before I played it I level I didn't touch Aerith at all and then I got to the point where he is forced to be in your party and she was so under level she would got one killed shot by every 15 bad memories that boss is very difficult because of that but but but but but but I am happy to see if she seems pretty fun out here just in general I mean this air is bapan I love you [ __ ] I love you so much [Music] no no just a man a big strong man that's what hit my church it's now if you excuse me I have a date yeah Aaron you catch up okay I don't wait you catch up that's how this works marsh - I'll take some marsh to Bowles slum meatballs [Music] there he is oh my man's he looks so good he doesn't even need the rope he's just that cool Oh rude you've never looked better you've never looked better uh-oh that bald head been looking extra shiny oh I love it monsters instinctively target eager prey oh she got you Wow you just got roasted what are you gonna do just sit there and take that you gotta let her play you like that forklift can I get in the forklift all right Aerith what's the what's the what's the poop what should we do oh Clark just gonna push it oh yeah he's just that strong we didn't eat the forklift we got muscle yeah you like how that look baby you like that you like that like big strong man like big strong muscle man that can push I can push man these and details are me the environments are just outrageously detailed the worst thing I could say about this game graphically is that the textures get a little [ __ ] sometimes but like or flat orden like not completely rendered all the time but oh [ __ ] [Laughter] hmm hmm all right look at this little river of garbage and sludge man we're taking such good care of the planet look at it look ma'am a car really is huge [Music] would you like some traffic cones in these trying times Aerith I know you're hungry I know you want one I love scarlet oh my god she's so mean and her boobs are so big she wants to slap this man so hard oh no she kicks the cameraman instead oh that's ominous let's go okay I feel like wow okay they just beat the crap out of that camera guy something tells me these kids absolutely adore air if she's the coolest kid in school let's see let's see if I'm right know their descent BC children no I was yeah yeah look at him is popular just until I get home man you're sure he's up to it maybe uh hell yeah I'm up to it look at my look up at my sword is how am I not up to it what do you say look at the little moogle oh this is so cute what the man talk about fleshed-out this is so excessive we got pigeons we got pigeons like pigeons we got pigeons they got pigeon simulator yeah but there's a treasure chest over there baby please just let me go pick it up real fast so Cara that'd be good oh gotta jet oh it looks so nice everything look at this [ __ ] wow that's the only clean water in all of Midgar look at this fish oh my god ah I could spend all day here yeah I know it's this way Eric let me take it in come on dude we have to do the thing where we like try to sneak out at night please tell me that's a thing oh this looks so nice it's a mama Aerith what if you get lost huh you'd be too embarrassed to admit it and so you just keep on going Oh acting like you know me uh no that's pretty true [Music] oh that bloom whoa worried okay oh yeah ah heck yeah I know you have an eye for this kind of thing choose flowers to deliver oh my god no problem B I think we're good now what do you say shall we go uh yeah let's go deliver some [ __ ] flowers to these kids brighten up their day big sword man here to spread the love flower boy on the run club are here to deliver remember you leave house oh oh just like okay now I gotta make my move okay bye bye bye bye she's alone I gotta say hi I mean these guys are tough oh alright alright I think it's got self destruct at the last second okay okay okay all right cloud just grab them just throw them yankem kid joined the cause go go be a war criminal let's go yeah suit up okay get a sword go out there no it's not like that more like I hope Tifa and Aerith become like the bestest of friends like I just want to see more interactions between them they're very very cute together very excited for when they made you can come and play here whenever you want all right thanks come here and play some ball our games of hide-and-seek with you all later don't worry I'll remember Oh yo will we how are these guys getting around they look like they fall over and like the slightest touch anything why does this guy look like a young cadet what's up with this guy like what Air Force did you come from sir machine Shinra [ __ ] get what they deserve true words to live by thank you scared man for setting the record straight uh yeah what's your deal oh my god it's choke a book Elena's cousin oh my god look at the peppers you occurred it's team stupid oh my god up there's Road hey baby hey baby he's feeding the birds oh he has no right to look the stylish what do you want haven't seen him before he your new boy toy oh my god that voice he's my bodyguard need to cross my T's dot my eyes that's all oh hell yeah hell yeah no I'm not bad but I'm a badass I sometimes have to do bad things oh yeah oh yeah all right let's do it Oh his theme whoa oh whoa whoa yo yo here we go throne [Laughter] there we go oh yeah broke your glasses does he have another pair does he have another pair of sunglasses like before oh this game is great let's see if this kills him Oh knocked me out No oh my god rude kicks ass Jesus Christ that's yeah oh my god whew that was an ugly fight ugly I can't believe they got rid of the flip phones this is where actually tragic though like I was hoping the touch screen would just be like a genre headquarters thing but now everyone's got touch screens thing there he goes there goes my man's Shi Evan you got a date you gonna go somewhere that would be wonderful oh god Eric watch the Oh let's slow it down watch your disk it Aerith eat [ __ ] in slow-mo if I can do that for them then well then maybe I'm making this world a better place I know you hell yeah you are B you you take care of those orphans you give them a place to stay I think we're gonna move it a little further along I know completing all these side quests unlock [ __ ] but I've never been a completionist and I want to see the rest of the game you boys made a trade a normal life for power you can't have it both ways damn damn she land on the loft don't air though she's so cute what the [ __ ] I've never been so proud the man you've become women must be no it's Claire what's a mom more mature girl I could keep you on the straight and narrow and tell you when you're being a silly goose that's the perfect type for you I'd say yeah Jessie right there come on cloud all right we sneaking out what if Aerith is like a fat snore try to seek out the house I'll Arab spot you be careful not to bump at anything by accident yeah they kept it oh my god oh my god oh my god what the hell what kind of like oh she loaded this room oh we're never never getting out of here oh my god we have to go through the window cloud there's only one way oh I'm terrified oh I gotta do this what I knocked over the thong there she is doing nothing did you have a bad dream don't worry you'll feel much better in the morning she just wants me here to take you straight home I wonder don't let her hear me again I wonder if she'll get like pissy if I if I mess it up a bunch I kind of don't want to mess with it though I don't wanted to get mad at me I don't want Arif to hate me okay this is scarier than some like this is League we're stealth and Metal Gear promise me you'll never talk to Eric again please you got it thank you clubs like yeah I don't like her yeah no problem no scene [ __ ] like that all the time I'm sorry oh it's so pretty at night man this game really is the tits huh oh just like that sneaky [ __ ] oh my god take me away yeah let's go see the dawn let's go let's go when they were still building mid car there was an axe and the plate fell people had only just started moving in so there weren't a lot living there at the time oh the foreshadowing I [ __ ] hate this is gonna hurt this is gonna hurt so bad I am I am so scared she's so cute in her little run I look at her go look at you swing her little arm she's so cute this music sounds like 13 music it's just the high strings and the techno beats almost in the back I love it come on baby come into my chariot I'll give you a hand that coochie looks heavy ma'am I'll hold it for you Oh Oh God Oh eros oh come on baby slow sweet cheeks hang tight oh my god oh Jesus Christ sweetie honey baby girl I'm so sorry yeah give her a high five come on come on cloud you're so socially inept I gotta get me a girl later oh boy oh boy well that was easy this game this game makes fun of a lot of video game tropes I've noticed like this is very funny this is incredibly funny hell yeah I'll do it come on cloud you gotta do it yeah yeah he did it he gave her life I was agony ah where he did it we made it to the playground no I don't have time looks nice man she just does not take no for an answer she's like I know you want it I know you want to hang out I know you like me I used to sell flowers here oh yeah with their point friend tell me about Zack Aerith tell me if oh my [ __ ] god really what's weird about it what's-his-name probably no yeah that yeah yeah yeah ring some bells ring some bells yeah yeah be honest sucks oh there it is there it is there's the heart there's Tifa I can't I have I have seen it I have yeah yeah he knows he knows let's go let's go put on that dress collab let's get all pretty for the ball what's he look like um long hair she's in great shape oh hell yeah hell yeah look at all this oh [ __ ] it up your teeth oh my Johnny is me damn get a load of these digs it's you it's your dough my god it's John Final Fantasy that new character bad with a little work I bet you clean up real nice cloud requesting permission to kill ya what's the night oh my god you're really sure you want oh my god duly noted thanks for the info we'll be back thanks Leslie thanks for being a bro all right John chocobo where'd you put the coochie hmm Missy tails no one ever bets on tails enough no meal ah this is so fun is it double headed yeah we just got conned all right we learned some lessons though I'm really sure that uh God look at those just like me I mean I'd just like the original but like this is kept all the color the life the vibrant nosov it oh I'm in love I'm in love what's in the back here what's what's what's vibing out here in the corner Oh sup baby what Oh a honey girl aren't you that leaf house this is her side job oh my god it was personal affairs in this town is a huge no-no oh my god the orphan [ __ ] oh my god Johnny hi hi Madame M well considering I'm [ __ ] dirt poor let's go with the standard course yeah wait I'm busy I'm busy I'm I can't this is Oh fine we can see what his hands about his gloves oh my gosh he's got hands he's got fingers yes Oh what i'm Aerith what the [ __ ] okay okay all right we're in it we're in it to win it can I cuz I'm a [ __ ] gold digger madam'am can't you relate come on I just want in oh hell yeah oh this is fun this is a fun way of doing this look at this there's sunlight man we're really just doing this huh we're really up in Final Fantasy 7 remake about to go into an underground arena to get dressed up as women to go seduce a mafia crime lord to let our friend go this we really be out here cool that was an amazing scene transition holy [ __ ] Oh Oh Johnny Oh he can't catch a break get the [ __ ] kicked out of him [Applause] a bad date a bad first date I mean it is it is cloud cloud not this is not hot this is not how you show a girl a good time you did not get her suplex on the first date which is definitely gonna happen knowing how much Arif gets kicked around at these fights so this is great [Music] nice data and he does a little pose [ __ ] this is great Beks badasses rub oh it's these guys again hey the same thing oh god these guys are idiots oh there we go yeah there's a whole sleep we got a whole circus of gays look at all these homosexuals nice there we go don't you think I know you greedy bastard [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] jab pump off Queen this game is rated T [Laughter] ah me too this crowd is relatable this is me the crowd is meme Oh what the hell house is here what oh oh oh yeah oh yeah oh they really did it I knew the hell house was in the game but I didn't think it was gonna be right here oh yeah oh boy oh my god they're throwing chairs at me what the [ __ ] what we got what we got come on activate your trap card house let me see we see those legs let me see them feet oh yeah hell yeah Oh God Aaron oh oh God Jesus Christ Oh means you got slapped what the [ __ ] Oh Nier automata wait come on eros activated [Music] Bebe's errands oh oh she's totes dead in there oh she's she's experiencing hell come on stampede go get him [ __ ] I'm dead totes oh [ __ ] okay [Music] what the [ __ ] ah Jesus Christ oh no I raised her just her to die again oh this sucks this sucks this [ __ ] sucks hold on hold on let's try it again let's try this again let's not rez her one she's right in front of the attack that's a good idea okay wake the [ __ ] up this game is insane absolutely insane got it ah oh that was close holy hell holy [ __ ] yeah cloud go for it baby oh I was slick [Applause] high five high five high [ __ ] five [Applause] thank you thank you I have a big shot my penis is huge thank you for asking all right got a big sword and got any of the bigger sword down below you know what I'm saying I don't even really know how people use materia materia materia oh my god Johnny's an idiot he's a himbo this is the most himbo character I've ever seen in my entire life I need all the drugs Oh Johnny yeah yes yes yes yes yes I want to show you how buff I am the person with the fattest thighs wins drop it like it's hot let's do it turn we got it we got him we got him we got this in the bag squat champ squat champ thank you oh there she is oh my god oh my lord but there's no one hotter than okay Oh surprise me oh oh it's awesome Oh what dance practice oh my god the rhythm games have made it back press the button the time the music using the rhythm as a guide the colors and buttons position on the guide show you which buttons in the press okay this game does not need to go this hard but it does but it does know let's go let's go I want to dance with this man I want to dance at his beautiful gorgeous man this is just like a gay guy in all of his straight friends opened a bar that's what this is oh my god [Music] this is gorgeous [Music] Namur always wanted to make a musical he got it oh there's Eretz there he is the man's the myth the legend [Music] you seek my approval oh he wants what he can't have and cloud is the most unavailable person in the world [Music] oh I love this we got a dance sorry cloud we got a dancer way out of another one I'm gonna have to [ __ ] this [ __ ] thing I've ever seen at a video game are you [ __ ] insane as nuts [Laughter] we got a cetacean through dance guys oh my [ __ ] locket it this is so goddamn extra they did not have to put she's having so much fun look at her this is so [ __ ] fun oh so am i this music this music [Music] oh yeah look at me like Victorian goth Queen Oh MIT they didn't just keep this scene in they cranked it to 11 and we're still going it's still going without hell yeah hell [ __ ] yeah best [ __ ] best [ __ ] I have ever experienced oh and he's like so embarrassed come on cloud don't be so bashful oh he's like dead silent oh my God he's so embarrassed so embarrassed oh the facade broke love us always so embarrassed look at us look at us just a couple of girls on the town this guy is so full of [ __ ] oh my god this is this shit's insane and we still haven't seen the dog which is the best part the two of you here for the audition second floor oh my god it looks just like it doesn't oh the detail it's so cool oh it looks so nice oh no come on oh no they're making us horny they're putting they're filling the room with horny gas hey there she is hey baby oh those dog man those boobs had different they're insane everything's insane big boob this is what 3d modeling was for look at that look at that side booth Klout is that you oh my god that makeup and that dress nailed it I know thank you moving on I know I look amazing I look fantastic shut up Tifa don't mention it oh please be the bestest of friends Thanks alright lesbians all right ladies let's roll out let's show this man a good time you know let's get that peepee real hard yep yep it's cuz I'm hot those are sex eyes in the camera he's got a camera he's got a sex he's got a porn camera so oh my god please tell me we get the kick please tell me we get to kick them around yeah girl boss moment yes this is what I yeah they're best friends I love it Oh Leslie ah yeah oh I knew I liked Leslie oh I love my girls oh hell yeah hell yeah all right ladies your boys had to learn some manners too the [ __ ] are here to teach the boy some manners yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well we'll take your balls we will take them castration all the way I'm not so sure they are better keep talking we're just escalating it ladies and gentlemen drop that floor send me into the sewers let's fight this thing there we go oh yeah I'm ready oh you're in this game but it's good to see you again he looks so clean cut sure there isn't something else going on oh my god stop fighting over him everyone wins like cloud do you have an S oh who is this who are they to you what's going on everybody's up in everybody's business yeah there he is big boy ah crap it does it does the move it does the big tidal wave move holy l prayin alright abilities abilities pray oh oh oh god poo poo poo poo pee pee alright thank you a Brit [Music] yeah uh I was close that was close thank you glad oh god I am I feel underleveled what's up with that that's one way to do it all right the cool lead man of Final Fantasy 7 everybody oh man look at that look man that guy flipped us around like crazy I was hanging on for dear life in that fight holy help I love how they run ahead of me wait and then just look back and mean like come play with us Danny wait like come on cloud come further to the surface I'd be harder than you think let's just try to make our way down this tunnel see if we can't use those gates to clear up half we can do this yeah for sure we can't jump that are you telling me we can't jump that oh come on game we can we can fly we kept looking for our results in the middle of the goddamn air but we can't jump that oh come on Oh God let's have no one falls in that stinky poopy water don't fall don't fall cloud oh I'm so scared Robert reach extend your hand yay come on I love them they're girlfriends they're together I'm about to make freakin Lucid damn damn everyone knows that everybody in this game looks good and it's very distracting on that end everyone wants to date each other but no one knows what to say go to Disney World I'm gonna go to Walmart yes let's go shopping to get yeah hell yeah it is girls night out party hard oh this is great this is it this move mouth ladies Oh clouds gonna fall in the stinky poopy water nice you who's thirsty you know that's what Mountain Dew looks like geez all right loading hallway let's go let's hug some shoulders let's go into some tight corners hell yeah hell yeah what starts slurping on it all right everybody get your straws we'll have this bad boy drained in no time yeah no they're gonna go hang out yeah cloud [ __ ] it we'll be back we'll be right back I'm gonna go hang out with my girl Tifa bye ha hey baby watch what's crack-a-lackin' oh this is fun ah this is nice I like being able to do this how is this real hanging out as a Earth to survivin what the hell is this I can't like I don't know if I'm like brain-dead I'm just doing this wrong or this mini gaming is very slow oh I'm an idiot oh I see I see [ __ ] I see I okay I'm actually brain dead I didn't understand I didn't understand the rules oh-oh-oh-oh from oh [ __ ] they got me okay I don't is that not even a little bit and the shape graveyard my boy this is [ __ ] the rights to public order Reno and rude talkin about how bad their job is in a helicopter some things never change oh it looks just how I thought it would haha depressing but here it is and all of its entirety uh what the [ __ ] hello what started like a horror game whoa okay yeah yeah late legit don't scare me like that this is vital fancy seven I don't get [ __ ] freaked out here get jumpscared oh boy loading hallway let's go unless the because about to like grab me through the window that'd be fun I don't know what to expect here what the hell is that oh my god okay I spoke too soon hello I'm waiting for changes like I know there's changes like and I know there's there might be like some fundamental stuff changes so like this is new that's [ __ ] new here I go okay Sheldon at the corn let's go children of the train graveyard apparently we've upgraded hmm oh I don't know if I like this yeah this is getting this is getting on is this children like the maca poisoning victims have like accumulated under these trains that are living like as goblin people what's going on you want answers no more what is happening was I right orphan children of the smog people what's happened she's so cute dusty come on uh-huh all right all right oh I'll bite what's going on see what's inside [Music] oh my god there's an Oahu face on that door so cute oh they're so freaked out we're freaks out everybody freaked out [Laughter] clouds like Matt [ __ ] vessels cops what the [ __ ] oh it's a feed all right was that all just for an enemy introduction is there someone else behind this like was was this seriously just an enemy what is this bro ooh I don't know if I like this oh this is getting weird huh spoopy what the oh my god whoa oh gee oh god they're roulette relentless Aerith you gonna do some wacky [ __ ] what the hell Oh Oh it's a boss Oh oh that's sick oh that's sick oh man this guy's wild looking alright I like this I like this a lot yo yo yo yo yo oh yeah all right what's he doing what's he doing what's he doing big boy what's your problem what's your damage oh whoa oh that's cursed all right yeah let's do a double limit double limit break let's go back to bed baby on the stagger yeah yeah all right there we go just like that easy-peasy oh that combats fun that was fun that was fun era the hell's happenin [Music] oh she's so cute goddamn [Music] Jesus why would you say it that way we're leave are you whose [ __ ] seen things what's happening we can't waste any more time here yeah we gotta go we gotta go that plates coming down we gotta go let's go let's pick up the pace wrap it on wrap it up we gotta go we gotta go that plates goin oh little peepee ere is what the [ __ ] oh let's go let's get out of here Oh what oh it's the chariot [ __ ] this guy was in the trailer for my memory so he right oh hell yeah this guy's cool let's go I really do it oh [ __ ] I've walked into that one I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] no chocobos go get in there whoa go sacrifice yourselves in the name of justice all right oh that's not good Oh what's he doing what's he doing what's homeboy doing oh that's cute oh that's cute oh that's very cute all right all right let's end it on tifa's come on oh that should have killed him [Music] that's here we go there we go whoo County Peugeot nice nice all right clock's ticking let's go please about the fall yeah that's great go that's great I'm glad y'all having a great time I'm glad that I'm glad the children of the corn or hanging out just fine the pleats about to fall giddyup okay now this is where it's gonna get real and it's gonna get really really sad oh boy oh I'm scared I don't know it's back here I mean I know people dying but I don't know what anything press that what the hell are these things like I'm trying to figure it out oh okay oh boy all right oh oh it's all that pizza okay whoo Oh his arms broken ax rabbit really [ __ ] as I'm about to spark you up oh my god I won't I won't ah let me guess not a fan of kids so much incoming bigs you're dying why are you telling me this oh he just dies oh this sucks this [ __ ] [ __ ] sucks please don't be dead I'm he's dead but like you know I maybe I don't know I don't know crap hey man see Irene you know why you gotta do it why you gotta do this breno where's your shirt honey poem boy honey boy man he really just looks like that huh yeah you know fire let's go cloud oh nice oh [ __ ] you Oh Helia Tifa oh they're so cute they're so cute you don't think we're gonna stop them from dropping the plate to you Wow nervously yeah no I'm super cheerful but deep down I know I know let's get these people out of here let's evacuate come on have a heart John John Shinra man oh this gate guy oh oh character character development you know what's going on but plates falling it's gonna go grandma Oh what them uh yeah Oh go go go go go Eric move if anything happens to Marlene I mean everybody's panicking I mean like I mean if there we go the seat of the sky is falling which is yeah I'd be free tattoo valid valid just exploding helicopters everywhere okay oh my god we gotta go get Marlene Aerith we don't have time oh my god Aerith please we don't have time for the kid coddling simulator we have to go get the actual kid we came here for this is the wrong child Marlene is still in that bar they both have pink bows in their hair which is like kind of adorable that's great Betty's dad oh very touching reunion okay now go get Marlene let's go book it book and ponytail bob and weave bob and weave bob and weave let's go one two one two league date out come on era this is a come on come on a little scratch come on Eric wake up songs on us we gotta go we gotta go you are so lucky those planes missed this building where is she friend busy you mean Barret yep he's there too how do you know who bear it is you haven't met at one I guess yeah I mean she probably would have heard it by this time but like sadly yes Marlene we didn't have time to pay twenty two questions we gotta go we gotta air you are too calm about this urgency not for long if we don't get the [ __ ] out of here come on Marlene I'm sorry we have time for tears later oh my god this is adorable but I'm so stressed out oh okay that's cute that's so that's so that's adorable that's that's so adorable all right let's go okay we're gonna I know what's gonna happen we're gonna walk up and song is gonna be like Aerith come with me oh hey Jesse hey baby hey yes yes I wasn't yet for you yeah I would write at 11:00 at 10:00 uh-oh God who are these puckers oh wow that was seamless all right cool Oh oh boy oh boy oh I'm scared of heights ooh oh boy and if the helicopter but if the helicopter just whooshes on over I'm gonna [ __ ] my pants ooh this is eerie [Music] so hey you're the guy to him oh don't say that though it say it like that lucky she's so flirty with me even the coarsest yeah you owe me a pizza yeah we're gonna stop in the bowl a little bit [Music] oh I love you so much oh I have an ugly cried like this a while oh this sucks Oh oh it's [ __ ] sadist [ __ ] man oh I'm oh man I'm so teary-eyed right now man guys I can't even [ __ ] play I can't see I'll I hit different oh I'm [ __ ] missed that messes me up man that's sad this game's sad come on Reno come on let me see that those pretty little pecs you got going on ah crap thanks Reno I forgot you're the one who did it all those time oh my god oh whoa whoa whoa whoa all right all right gotcha gotcha oh I got buried a great angle here check it out writing off to get slapped in the dick by Reno but you know we're partying we're here having a great time look at this look at this crap look how cool this is watch watch Reno beat the [ __ ] out of me here let's just see it in slow-mo I sorry I got to enjoy this here we go whoosh oh right in the butt it - oh nice slab dang that sucks that sucks Barrett I'm sorry alright let's eat this kills them come on come on Hellfire baby blow it up I can't do nothing oh hell yeah that works Thank You Ifrit thank you thank you anything up into style Oh rude why you gotta do I like you guys so much but you just doomed like an entire city of people to death that's fun ancient yeah yeah did you know didn't you know she's got alien blood oh we're in trouble we're in big trouble it's about to get real oh god here comes there goes the whole damn plate god kids if what what's down here what's he doing here you're not supposed to be here till later ah uh they had a plate Lisa they didn't go all in with the music on that that would have been too much they had to keep it kind of like faster pace I'm sure oh my god a lot of people just died yeah that sucks in broken world it sure is it sure is this [ __ ] sucks it was all a bad dream Tifa you're gonna wake up and a nice cozy bed with some coffee and a boyfriend and none of this happened she's alive she's okay [Music] oh I'm gonna cry I can't care this is so fun tell me she is give me something to hang on to we don't know bear I mean she not we know she is I know she is I swear I'd probably try to tell you a head off ah parrot my man's my big strong man's about ancients you have failed again oh he's so scared ah Sephirah baby so seductive they are not being subtle with him at all at all ah oh oh that hit that hits oh crap Madame M baby are you doing okay baby I just got to check in on you madam madam in now no one's home okay where's Molly braixen it's true keep it down don't wake her maybe you should join your friend upstairs yeah let's go hang out with Marlene I'm fine with that let's go hang out the only person who matters Marlene my baby thank God he's such a good dad I love him but then I received a letter saying he'd be home for a bit so when the day came I went to the station to meet him ooh nice flashback all right hell yeah but he didn't come oh I thought maybe they'd run away from woolmarket or that they were top ciders fallen on hard rock this is so sad take Aerith somewhere safe those were her mother's dying words Oh goddamn it and then sad baby Aerith is like well there goes mom I lost her too I don't and everybody's getting the back story and loading hallway I noticed there is an abundance of these as a way to like yeah you know this is a loading sequence technique they want to make it seem very seamless between areas and stuff so they shove you into a hallway and slow down your movement for a little bit so the game has some time to actually load in the next area it's very subtle very clever very slow oh uh ha ha ha ha just [ __ ] me up fam I'm just glad you survived this is bad Oh Betty I really hope that all my friends are ok I'm sure they are honey don't worry I Love You Betty you're the best I'm so glad you're safe uh let's take a little take a little breather yeah boy oh boy this is very depressing things will work out as they always have that NPC says yeah how's it working out right now mm-hmm this cuz this is totally working out just like they've always had [Music] [Music] [Music] this [ __ ] crushed man this is like it's like ground zeroes but like way worse oh god this is so messed up like I knew this was coming but like just seeing it this is how old us looks and stuff this is really sad what the hey we're coming down stay right where you are this place reeks of [ __ ] uh yeah no [ __ ] it does bear it on tour wife wait wedge which oh okay Shinra underground test site hello are we in deep ground what's what's up with that I just shoot our way through [ __ ] it thanks for keeping the spirit ID thanks for keeping it real I love this man I love this man to death yeah me too me too ferret fight the system we're gonna take them down together blow it up just just get rid of it all of it [ __ ] these guys uh-oh what is that yo that's [ __ ] oh these guys are cool [Music] where's cloud during all those Oh big boy big boy oh my god yo yeah I love it [Music] that's yeah Oh God [Music] poof oh what a big boy I don't know what to make at this I really don't know this seems there he is where the book were you earlier kind of used you earlier that's what I'm in a more fun fight with the food cloud of here man we really just shooting our way through this game huh what is going on what is this I don't remember this at all oh god were those own ocean are doing human experiments say it ain't so how could we have seen this coming hey cloud remember you weren't test-tube baby I remember when you were a test-tube baby what are these things dead-ass I want answers who those texture Poppins hey wedge hey baby cloud god these cats are so adorable good kitty good kitty indeed Eris is he seeing things if that's Sephiroth here to seduce me what you doing up there sweet pea what's what's poppin and we dreamin we're most likely dreamin they're returning to the live stream that's a lot of dead people everyone dies eventually oh that pose ah the foreshadowing but whatever happens uh too late too late to I mean I don't know about cloud I mean too late that's what you thank you damn damn oh oh this is I mean they really propping her up happy to help out however I can thanks for being such a cool mom aerith's mom you're real cool mom I've been thinking about what you said she's calling out to me I can feel it we all can so please made to Tifa have like a wet dream - she's our friend we have to help her was there just like oh the gangs asleep trying to do my magic time to seep into those brains please bring her back to me yeah we'll try I can't promise nothing but we'll try don't worry we got a replacement little girl lined up no problem there's mom mom's your friends the whole planet it's daddy's job to protect so cute I'm sorry I guess I love Marlene so much nothing Marleen what do you know what do you know Marlene what did you see what did you see this little toddler eyes yeah hell yeah we will what do you know lady oh she's a propaganda mouth oh shut up Sam he is such a big guy look how big his arm is it's like all of deepest torso it's the answer to everything yeah let's do it let's do it it's just come on feminism represent let's go Tifa oh crap huh no no no no no no no I have a third round to win it no he can't be we tied No how is that a defeat we tied that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] now get him did I get him there we go oh hell yeah hell yeah let's fight a phat chocobo oh don't mind if I do don't mind if I do indeed oh look at that big chunk er look at that guy Oh gotcha fat chocobo down truly amazing work cloud this is incontrovertible proof that the universe has a sense of humor now that you have a fun new partner in fat chocobo you can work together to squash Shinra like a bug yeah yeah oh hell yeah I'll use my chocobo to good use don't you worry Chad Lee don't you worry we're gonna put him on the frontlines the new face of avalanche fact Chocobo you heard of here first long time no see hi Leslie how you doing baby follow me man Leslie's just a cool guy he's just he's just a neat dude what's up he's not playing us that's what you think walk away I'll find somebody else to work with and you'll have to find another way to get topside damn put us between a rock and a hard place and a cute man what he betrays us he dies yeah I think he knows that fine by me ah gosh there's there's too many hot people in this room sorry guys but it's not that simple he took the key to the door let's go we can't just break the door come on come on cloud Clark come on pick up the pace let's go why are we walking why are we walking ah all right who's had way too [ __ ] long back it ain't no keys that ain't no key back the necklace that's not a key sorry sentimental be time to wake up and forget Wow Wow tragic there she goes absent on that day corneal picked her as a bride and on the next she vanished without a trace oh that sucks she did she gave it back I need closure because without it Oh Leslie bebe did you get us topside we're still in thanks and don't worry I got you you all right oh I know a shortcut oh my god oh yo um something tells me people tried to kill him on the daily think again oh hell yeah it's you you were talking about the second seventh planet keep talking [ __ ] don't try to [ __ ] us it's not technically [ __ ] when it's true hahaha what's happening - I'm scared Oh what's Oh Mary is uh we're in trouble we're in trouble okay Oh what's that what is that what's happening what's he doing ah now all right all right now they got room to play know if this will killin what's killing dead dead dead dead dead here we go boom-boom gotcha whoo all right let's see what the Dons up to see if this guy's dead or not Leslie are you alive baby I thank God the guns will get you over and passed it along with any number of other obstacles oh hell yeah we're secret agent what's gonna fly tickets i handsome I love you oh I hate to see him leave but I love to watch him go yeah we're bad [ __ ] um not gonna complete all this cuz I wanted the other [ __ ] end so I'll go back for it I know I know there's a chapter select near the end so I think we'll be alright oh jeez Wow this is outstanding what the I mean like it's devastating because like look at all this destruction and debris but man look at that sky box bird not like people talking [ __ ] about avalanche perish this wants to educate people about climate change and no one's letting him Oh God look at this look at this look at those of you sorry Deva it's just taking in the sights ala boy big gun big gun big butt plug gun oh hey stairs more stairs oh I love that final fancy seven stairs gotta love it ah every time every time if that's a lot of dead people this is like 911 times like 20 I guess we'll build another ball we will and it's gonna be an edge and your it'll be really pretty it's gonna have fans chief I've seen it it's real nice oh why did we jump on that come on guys yo yo Joe why did we do this oh my god oh my oh this is cool all right that's much better all right oh okay okay we knocked it out what's it gonna you guys still up we're not out of this yet it's gonna activate its ground thing yep it's got a bomb what is that is that like cutting the platform hold up I don't like that oh yeah let's just pistol-whip this little [ __ ] oh yeah oh Jesus crap well easy oh that chick gonna self-destruct get out of there get out get out start running get the legs up in the air OOP come on Barrett oh you're a big boy oh yo that's gonna fall it's gonna fall all he's too big is too chunky Barrett Barrett Barrett oh my god Oh holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh I hate Heights oh that's nice that's very nice whoa oh I want to see the [ __ ] in her building so bad I want to see how so shiny and chrome and slick and and shiny there it is oh it's so big so many windows so many janitors I'm sure ah very good very varied hey that's like that's the cover of the game very nice what you know some nos cause it's a worth fighting for is it that I don't know if it works that way Barrett let's just think this through give me that stairs option let me go up those stairs ah this is nice look at this look at this this is insane for us it could be for a village I think this is one of the best looking environments oh my gosh coming to work every morning - this [ __ ] thing holy [ __ ] Barrett needs a pop the [ __ ] off or else he's gonna die he needs a rip off a Shinra simple he spit or else he will implode this is essential to him how's it looking out there oh those helmets those helmets restrict their views so much they can't see them they can't see above them they can't wait in front of them those things probably cost like hundreds of dollars to manufacture just for one oh my god Oh Barrett's got cake and it kills oh yeah they can't see [ __ ] with these helmets on they got three eyes and they can't see nothing unfortunate oh I just realize are gonna see Scarlett again oh I'm so excited I love her big titties all right big excite big excite you know what I'm excited for this uh yeah yeah big excite oh man that's not oh god that was blasting woohoo you know we're taking the stairs alright we're not gonna get fat while we're doing this [ __ ] we're not gonna take the escalator we're real there we go oh man look at all these couches does he stare well this is so pretty it's like hmm yeah this is some good stuff this is some nice [ __ ] oh the motorcycle there it is there it is ah yeah very good very very very good I'm the guy little cafe look ha ha ha yeah you got your security walls but you didn't think about the fact that the kiosk has a ceiling this is very videogame Z right now just like the like ha ha oh look at all these convenient lights that just plop us right in there are you telling me you can't just jump on that roof ok this game is Advent Children until it's not it's it's like a people can jump 20 feet in the air until they can until it's inconvenient come on no one could have like propped her up we had to do it this way nevermind this is cute you know it's but it's fine if it's video game Z if it makes cute [ __ ] happen and you know what that's that's the design philosophy here you know just just hanging out just enjoying the view guys and just enjoying it very very grateful right now what a fun game again we couldn't just you couldn't just give me a lift over that no you couldn't you know this is how we got to do we got to do we got to the obstacle course to get to the top of the key office and like her little pre jump she's got guy that like prep forceps like okay okay ready and one two three go oh that's fun that's so cute and we're in now how do we get out Tifa nope nope they know we're here yeah show me stinky sweaty Hojo uh yeah no [ __ ] it we're gonna do use this there well yeah we're using stairs we are going stairs we are getting our cardio in nope we're a lot less likely to get caught this way put a lot more likely to die of boredom well at least Barrett's about the warned us what we're gonna do oh yeah oh yeah Barrett we're climbing this bad boy only 59 floors please tell me we chat up a storm while doing this yeah [Applause] get any easier yeah this is the best part of the game all 59 floors let's go it's cloud slowing down oh my god I'm so glad they kept this steve is dead yeah of course chief is gonna beat me oh my God he's dying 25 all right hapless mi halfway there oh this is nice this is so nice there are you doing alright be fair okay there we go this cloud getting tireder again lay I can tell the animation it looks like it's slowing down like every time this is the peak gaming experience this is what I paid for is the music like wishing washing out of my ear because like or is that just how it sounds it just sound like the music is getting slightly distorted come on cloud pick it up [Music] come on cloud clouds out of it he's so tired just slowly waltzing her way up Thank You Barrett he's about to cry oh my god he is on the verge of tears this man he was not made for this all right everyone take a big fat breather 110 Mako's supersize there she is she liked getting off on watching this material getting made what's going on Oh Mike away he's still crawling mm-hmm damn the company I work for just like killed thousands just another day what the [ __ ] Colonel Sanders oh boy guffy quite the ego huh playing the tourist oh that's a good mission oh that's a good title look at this it's like the it's like a World War two Museum nice again all right he's got a gun he's got who the [ __ ] is this guy oh this guy oh that's the guy okay spying did I just like forgetting and tire into hold on I got a look let's forget all the NPC's I don't recognize this guy am I just missing something ah they cam they recorded oh there's that there's that humble attitude hojae oh I can't wait to see Sid that's gonna be so fun he's gonna be so fun oh it's gonna be so fun oh I forgot yeah poor reef he just wants to like build houses and [ __ ] and everyone's like hey do you mind being like a cog and our evil mastermind company this is cool I love this I love it they just gave me all this backstory yep that's horseshit ooh oh oh this is hot this is great look at that oh I love this ah this is so cool it's just more of that thing you like okay I'm interested whoo oh hell yeah hell yeah this is cool oh this is stupid cool oh okay yeah they're just they're just telling you they're just pulling out all the stops they're just gonna let you know Wow oh this is awesome this is definitely pre-rendered he can tell mainly because clouds are the bustard sword now yeah yeah oh that's cool oh that's cool it's like I don't care if that Lake just tells you everything out there okay hold up huh what Oh God okay okay all right all right this is showing a lot that's just what the hello oh please tell me this is just like it's gotta be yo that's split where's this goin where's this going where's this goin why are they showing that to me now this T my name is Hart and it's a pleasure to meet you I hurt no more are you being cute I've come to escort you to mayor domino per his request the mayor of Midgar the empty suit is just a mouthpiece with Shinra yes yeah the mouthpiece what the hell's going on come on think about it you've been caught by security several times walked in front of every other camera and scared an accountant half to death no okay he wasn't the original all right I guess I'm just brain-dead I just don't remember him at all I can only I did not experiment like those Avalanche man the countersign is is the best hell yeah the mayor is the best that's quite the password so about this precious promised land of yours oh he's so greasy looking come no oh my god he looks disgusting wow they really did him justice did you really Oh you oh god yeah oh they did this guy right this is exactly how creepy he's supposed to be he knows weird and gross and terrible and oh hell yeah oh is so cool that's so cool looking oh god okay which one of you looks who's got MPC vibes who looks like they're fully animated it looks like they would have a voice actor oh it's this guy let's beat the same L hey just like in crazy score okay yeah yeah yeah hey boys cloud your cloud right holy [ __ ] bro we went to training together damn I'll see you still alive [ __ ] oh it's so cute back in his day back in the day back when he was just a little grunt soldier oh I remember but you were just I'm good did you know Claude has brain damage did you know did you know I don't know if the games made that already apparent that he's not right in the head yeah ha and I'm like okay why do you care - fur pants this is a nice ass bathroom no one's in here oh hell yeah oh yeah yeah good [ __ ] good [ __ ] good [ __ ] man the animation department had their work cut out for him oh boy seven keep calling and calling but I still can't get through oh I heard that all the phone lines it doesn't mean you sure pretty sure this is so detailed like in the like really really hitting home like the devastation of the plate falling you know and I'm saying like just the ripple effects of it it's very nice I mean it's not nice nice but you know nice detail terrible terrible situation start to if there are intruders in the building my men will deal with them ah-ha-ha-ha-ha it's Sephiroth it's super up he doesn't care I've never had a problem with Georgia oh we know scarlet we know man this is just like the the League of Extraordinary villains at this point like cut god bad guy headquarters it's you Hojo just just really fast it's you you smell look at your dirty ass you look like you're like baked in eight layers of grease hmm Hojo just like look behind you you can hear them like we're loud as [ __ ] oh yeah Hojo's a little slimy [ __ ] oh gosh you're a big boy big and ugly ugly hell oh that's oh that's wild okay what that yeah well well hello what's it doing god this thing's cool looking Oh what's he doing what's he do oh yeah ugly just so ugh I mean you're cool but you're so ugly I'm sucking up the Mack oh yeah what's he doing to him what are they uh [Music] get yeah all right close who who's gonna slap their analyst Oh read up wow that's quite the reveal okay well there we go much better oh shut up shut up yeah yeah you should recognize them Oh ha ha ha what what are they dead asked what the [ __ ] also that I mean they're letting that info slide I mean like they're so cute I love them together red baby Aerith watch how you gonna get rabies you're gonna get rabies what the [ __ ] all right welcome back man she really is that smooth huh Aerith really is all that cloud you are right you're right you're all right buddy yeah yeah you see you since the worm mom she's here she's just vibing out Jenova baby what's up what's up where are we going with this he's gonna get gonna spill the beans the our where are we going with this mother yeah yes we have spared that someone the burden of a guilty conscience perhaps that will ease yours that's an interesting way of looking at it yeah yeah yeah you should feel bad you should feel bad right now try another attack then they were a sacrifice to balance this game oh shut up where are we where I lived when I what oh that's cute look at that I mean it's still intact look at all that oh wow Aerith was a horse girl look at that Wow nice digs Erath really homey a little longer before we break out of here talk to us there's so much we don't know yeah tell us the spill of [ __ ] can't do that I didn't put you what if I [ __ ] Dementors about these [ __ ] whispers whispers perhaps best described as arbiters of fate they are drawn to those who attempt to alter destinies course and ensure they do not ah like capital D destiny what the flow of the great river that is the planet spouting that cryptic stuff which could all be [ __ ] so there the will is a planet dog I'm not a rat dog [Laughter] it's okay we'll find a way out together oh this is so cute but at the same time the what now I mean I can buy that at the very least cuz it's just yeah planet mumbo-jumbo I guess the planets alive right like that's dumb but in a ok ok I couldn't you know what it doesn't change a whole heck of a lot but at the same time like where they go well well well why why do you why what's the what's the bigger what's the bigger plan in this and wedge is alive good job boys nice job oh come on red oh don't be something come on don't be so coy you're part of the group now you're a bro I'll tell ya I don't know how they're gonna handle having like all the party members at some point walking around together like I don't know how they're gonna juggle all that when you could actually you know you're like it's a big cast ooh he's here he's here yeah it's the jahnava holding tank yeah ah looks so nice I mean like terrifyingly nice but like detailed ly nice oh yeah oh they covered her face there he is you have a night and playing subtle anymore now yeah yeah yeah we're flashbacks do you remember war flashbacks she sees him too oh okay yeah he's just there is he I don't know does everyone else see him this is real hey man my controller is vibrating like [ __ ] crazy oh boy Oh [Applause] Oh touchy oh that's real yeah he's real at the I okay that's the real one and look at all these pods down here the mock Oh infused pods and [ __ ] ah this is cool ah it's such a cool area I don't know what to make of them showing suffer off this much though I mean link and the Dementors and all these extra changes like I don't know where this is really leading up to I don't know why they're doing this now like they've already kind of spilled the beans a little bit I don't know I mean like let's spill the beans per se I don't particularly know this is weird this is just weird cuz like I know what the I know it's supposed to happen I know I already know the plot twists and [ __ ] and stuff like that so like oh this foreshadowing is like yeah unnecessary for me kind of but for someone who's never played seven doesn't know anything about it I'm sure this stuff is either justcouldn't like like too vague to make anything of it or it's just you know it's just a lot of foreshadowing for the next installment which honestly like I can understand that being old disappointing but still it's fun let's go who are you saying that to cloud no one's here it's Jessie you baby all right we got these weirdos Oh bread I joined your party as a guest member he will fight alongside you in battle he is not controlled he is not a controllable character he will not appear in the main menu as a cook okay it cannot beat you basically play the next game then you can play read go get it read sure yeah while running ahh oh yeah flip it boy slap it [Laughter] you two will be on your own be careful Thanks we will oh yeah girl power Oh oh hell yeah oh hell yeah you think what is this place for bears [Music] yeah cages and blood a great combination oh boy man Hojo really loves science huh just can't get enough of that science why do I feel like oh these lights are gonna turn green I'm gonna get attacked by a bunch of dogs huh is that what's gonna happen I'm gonna hear a buzzer go off and then oh there it is yes there they are yeah is that a bird man what is that what is that it's got something tells me the pipes gonna break and I'm got to fight my way out of this one the suspension can't handle our fat asses guys if you got too much we're to dummy thick for the scaffolding yeah say goodbye to the suspension bye bye whoo Oh Aaron earth just and she slapped right down oh yeah oh yeah do you think oh nice that was slick what the [ __ ] oh he's got a little robot ma'am all he looks like he's in so much pain Oh Oh what oh it's not more of those ghost fiends is it what are we but though this day alright yeah whoa whoa whoa what's up what is that oh okay all right we're officially in trouble that's that good I can't move poof nothing ha God whoa Jesus Christ ah all right that was a lie just for like one little battle but okay man look at all these pipes whoo this seems boss room aim oh boy all right let's see what this is I'm right I'm game what you got what you got this is a nice environment oh boy oh here it is get out of the tunnel get out of the tunnel wish oh yeah that's what I thought there we go oh look at that oh that's rad alright this music sounds like 13 this sounds exactly like it's right out of 13 [Music] dad death now it's mad oh crap oh great we have to deal with it no it's Super Saiyan and pissed over right fine fine fine fine let's see if this kills them yeah yeah all right whoo oh it's great adding on limits Oh yep Genoa is gone she's gone we may find out soon that's fine just follow the big old sloppy trail of Genova guts all over the floor let's go find supper up let's see what he's up to let's see what him and mom are planning haha is this where Sephiroth has just gone on his murdering her during spree there's just dead people everywhere what's going on no known I see I see no dead [ __ ] our employees yet 69th floor executive suite haha sure is nice wonder if that was intentional yeah they've really gunked-up this place I mean like goddamn I guess I'll just follow it screw it who the hell's gonna clean this this [ __ ] stains I guarantee you it stains oh man you've been hanging this whole time my bad B I was shopping sucks the suck oh hell yeah you're from seventy stories up what give me damn good oh my god oh my god yeah the planet itself damn you're lying to yourself even though you just let him get a gun there is no room for sentiment for guilt well at least he's clear-cut on that [ __ ] Sephiroth yep yep there he is yeah just like that just like that what what [ __ ] what what the [ __ ] where are you oh my god what [ __ ] what what is he uh-oh the source everything Oh Oh Janelle there we go where where the [ __ ] for Scott to embarrass is he alive oh I'm so scared I'm so scared okay oh my god oh man I'm in shock what the hell oh this happened so fast uh [ __ ] it let's bring the fat chocobo in this [ __ ] let's kill the tone please offer be your power all right fat chocobo lay it on them yeah yeah oh yeah ha ha Janelle is dead [Laughter] what's it doing oh god this thing is so freaky looking all right yeah they did you jump a justice oh there's the music yeah got it all right huh that was a fight oh it's you ah there you go what okay dad ass are these things like they seem almost meta in the sense that like they're not gonna allow the plot to derail hard enough from the original that's why they're here which i think is interesting cuz they seem to show up every time that something is added or the plot kind of deviates a little bit from the original and they've already kind of alluded that their destiny like the will of the planet or something like that like I don't hate them cuz ultimately nothing particularly is changing all that much it's just different shit's happening where the [ __ ] is Rufus I haven't I kind of know what he looks like I've only seen like a glimpse of his character design I just want it where is he what's going on what Shh like I know Sephiroth technically isn't alive mommy he is like the actual Sepher office hooked up to the core of the planet and he's using his Sephiroth cult dudes or whatever to do his dirty work for him like in his stead so I get this that I get but that's because I know this already I don't oh boy he's been already there he is it's John Rufus Shinra hey handsome man those pants well they kept a suit intact holy hell what oh my God he's got trip pants which of course oh shut up Rufus back soldier I quit now oh hell yeah hell yeah let's do it Oh got his [ __ ] pants I can't get over it I can't also I just realize I have 69 MP awesome rape oh my gosh what what the [ __ ] oh that's insane oh my god whoo all right those [ __ ] dead finally get me out of here no it's just the two of us how many of these coins you got there rich crowd you should know better oh my god [Music] gotcha gotcha that was fun oh damn oh damn oh damn there he goes oh cloud oh cloud baby we still got the Dementors flying around come on users yeah Tifa baby use it use her leg oh man she just knew oh wow ah what a woman yeah you're supposed to be dead did the wedges die did he just get thrown out the window by those things all right now I guess I do we get to fight it come on come on yeah come you didn't you didn't model all that for nothing oh god bear oh he's getting lit up oh god I'm so sorry first things first barrier Barrett second thing spell haste eros ha ha I was close ok oh Jesus Christ oh I thought I was dead we win local florists she says she sure is just getting swept up in some eco-terrorist [ __ ] cloud yes there is yeah ah the music it's so nice get out of here [Music] oh hell yeah hell yeah Tokyo Drift and [ __ ] oh let's do it let's go let's go but to get out of here let's chase it out alright bike minigame again let's go oh this is slick very good very good [Music] Oh tomorrow and the Morgan motorcycles are a very good combination good floor starts a little too big Croatia peasy ah ah this is cool let's roll baby Destiny's crossroads oh I don't like that I don't like the sound of that what I mean we saw this in the trailer but don't really we gonna get out of here we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go the music pompous I mean it's sexy but I want to play let me play here it is yeah oh my god cloud are you gonna do what I think you're gonna do yeah that's cool oh thanks Dementors what is bad oh my yo oh this is so extra yeah c'mon get that little beep beep truck go go go oh we're in trouble holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] this shit's insane by the way III know I I'm like in shock I was just like this is so goddamn cool gotcha all right oh that's cool and it's still going [Music] oh that's cool I love it oh boy okay okay okay this is gonna be a fight this is gonna be a big boss fight so let's let's do what I got to do ah the whispers are turning into screams and just [Applause] what what what yeah dead-ass was here no no you can't no don't show this Oh what the price of freedom no oh god [ __ ] dammit are you serious I'm gonna cry but I'm also confused protect your soldier honour yeah yeah oh my god this is like that was word-for-word from Grace's car holy [ __ ] why would you ship what the [ __ ] uh why why why would you show me that I only don't know to make of this stuff really I still don't know like I don't know if I like or hate this yeah just because like the seven universe I believe this [ __ ] could happen I don't know the planets got mystical mumbo jumbo crap but I don't know I don't know oh I'm scared what's what's about to happen [Music] what Wow what the [ __ ] is going on uh yo if we're finding in the air above Midgard inviting Sephiroth this shit's gonna be so lit it's a little dumb but kind of lit okay yeah this is that been children you [ __ ] right now what is happening what do I do how do I fight this what a vicious goddamn nuts what the [ __ ] okay oh Jesus Christ Oh yo yo yo ah all right uh I really don't know what I don't have to feel about this I don't know it's it's pretty cool it's pretty epic of what's happening nope I think we pissed it off though hi earth what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did I just see a glimpse of I've been chilled like what's happening all right big boom once you got goop flying we're cutting off limbs we're doing something all right yeah bring it on [ __ ] indeed oh I love it I love it what are they doing are they like homogenizing they're tuning into one oh whoa all right okay cool oh we did it oh we did it let me do it oh yeah oh yeah ah oh this is kind of rad this is kind of rad like I like I dig it I think it [Music] this is really setting up something grand I like this nice nice oh my god I'm looking what the hell is this meteor oh yo yo absol it okay this is very this is very advantageous in credibly Advent Children II what Oh oh my god yeah this is I've been children all over again look there it is but a Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny fella oh [ __ ] okay I'm su yeah let's let's do it oh hell yeah hell yeah thank you oh he's he says beg for it oh this is so cool ah listen as bitching loves Advent Children this is fun this is fun this is like you know obviously this is not what happens in the original but this is fun [Music] I'm here for it I'm here for a weird time Thank You Aerith thank you baby screw him yes grill I love Eric oh my god yep all right all right ah there it is there's the one wing Glenn and fun and blonde and down and down and down alright should we do it that we know is he - what see how it's a fiery final Foreman this is insane oh and it's still going we're still going Kailen Kailen Kailen this should kill him come on yeah separate defeated did we win did we win then I win this seems so final bossing it like come on yeah oh this is cute yeah let's I've been children this [ __ ] whoo oh very nice very nice oh wow that was like a reference to the final drop thing in the ending of the original Oh Oh what oh they're putting is here it's a glimpse at the future perhaps me HAP's I don't know I don't know what to make of this this is oh this is sick yeah yeah the dead-ass not yet like this is not supposed to be happening now we're getting a glimpse as to what's to come it's like seven seconds till the end time enough for you the who to what the man's talking in riddles it's me mr. president Rufus Shinra anyway we're bringing cyber Punk goth back welcome to my EDM light show fun cutoff no don't show me this yeah yeah why are they showing this now why why why why why why I'm gonna cry oh why no one no one's gonna know who this is I mean I know this why why why here why here oh my god where is this going where is this going all right how are they going to God I want to play part two you now know why ha ha ha ha ha oh boy oh man if you know you know but if you don't know you won't know I know Oh exercise the unknown journey will continue oh yeah oh yeah to be continued but as you can expect director incomes Tutsi and them are a very good Nomura we're very impressed we're all very impressed why would you show that in the grand scheme of things this will work now it god help you god help you if you have never played the original or you don't know anything about the compilation god help you wow Wow Wow I cannot wait till this is done i if if if / - I I can't imagine how they're not going to explain this [ __ ] later that's the thing like this game is so thorough in explaining everything else that like they're gonna elaborate on all this stuff but why here that's my question why here have a songs good wow what a good video game for the sure spectacle of it being a final boss that's an awesome final boss it really is and I think I kind of get already the plot reasons it's like why this is happening and why we're being shown the glimpses of the future and [ __ ] like that there is a greater plan involved in this that's the sense I'm getting this is seat that seems so intentionally like kind of convoluted for the sake of like gotcha later that I can't be mad at that but at the same time why why why why great job everybody great job amazing amazing performances what like this is definitely the most high production JRPG I've ever played this is like outrageously polished in every department 35 hours and I rushed I kind of i lo ki rushed yeah I'd say it's pretty good

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Length: 233min 18sec (13998 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 27 2020