FedEx commercial with John Moschitta

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I think they should've TOTALLY hired him to read the COVID relief bill! It took the clerks 10 hours & I bet he would've been done in 3!!

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 11 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 13 2021 πŸ—«︎ replies

I remember this on the Commercial Crazies VCR Board Game.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 8 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/KleinMandelbrot πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 13 2021 πŸ—«︎ replies

I remember him doing the old micro machines commercials and I had a shit load of those things

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 9 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Lousy_Try_Bri πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 13 2021 πŸ—«︎ replies

Then there’s the time he read the lyrics to Michael Jackson’s β€œBad” in just a few seconds! https://youtu.be/4X4Fy8YqysY

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 6 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Knmwood πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 13 2021 πŸ—«︎ replies

We were just talking about how his skill of speaking so fast is no longer needed. They just record the person and play back at whatever rate is needed.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 10 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Fanta-RC-pop-cocola πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 13 2021 πŸ—«︎ replies

Top 10 rappers Eminem is too afraid to diss

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 3 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/JuliaTheInsaneKid πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 13 2021 πŸ—«︎ replies

FIO. These were great.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 2 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Serling45 πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 13 2021 πŸ—«︎ replies

This is back when they were competing with Purolator Courier.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 1 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/LesNessmanNightcap πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 14 2021 πŸ—«︎ replies
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ok Eunice trouble times I need to be in New York on Monday on Tuesday New York on Wednesday LA anthers do you knock on Friday got it got it so you want to work here what really makes you think you deserve a job well sir I think I might be I'm gonna figure to have a sharp line excellent can you start on Monday yes sir absolutely that hesitation gradual ations welcome aboard wonderful wonderful wonderful and in conclusion Jim bill Bob call Fred low-torque event in business is business and as we all know in order to get something done you got to do something in order to do something gotta get to work so let's get work thank you for TV pedia did a bang-up job I'm putting you in charge of Pittsburghers for if I know it's perfect Peter that's why I picked Pittsburgh Pittsburgh's perfectly to make all you pee probably pee hey there's a mr. Schmidt here to see you all the way 15 seconds can you may 15 seconds wait 15 seconds regulations on your deal in Denver Dave I'm putting you down to deal with Dallas Don is it a deal do we have a deal it's a deal I gotta go get a call coming a hi dr. Stella Cohn in this fast-moving high-pressure get it done yesterday twirled aren't you glad there's one company that can keep up with it all got a feel good I'm putting you down to deal with your dick what's the deal with the deal are we dealing we're doing Dave it's a deal with Don dr. dick talk it's a deal with Dave dick and Dave Don it's a talk with dick David I've gotta go Dave disconnecting gotta go dick disconnecting gotta go dad disconnecting Federal Express button absolutely positively has to be there overnight
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Channel: ThreeOranges
Views: 1,855,117
Rating: 4.9563169 out of 5
Keywords: FedEx, Federal, Express, Fed, Ex, John, Moschitta, vintage, commercial, ad, Sedelmaier, 1980s, 1980's
Id: NeK5ZjtpO-M
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Length: 0min 57sec (57 seconds)
Published: Sat Sep 02 2006
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