Fat Tony and Zack Fox Go Apartment Hunting in NYC | VICE LIVE

today on the new New Yorkers la transplant Zach and Tony are looking for a shared home of their own in the Big Apple while Tony is as happy as a clam zach is a little more skeptical it's cold I hate it here the boys also have some differences in what they're looking for in a new home I'm a little nervous to move in with Zach I do have a lot of clothes and I would like to store it somewhere comfortably he has a lot of friends and I don't really want a whole bunch of [ __ ] rummage into my [ __ ] I imagine that he does sort of this college-age white woman thing where all of his clothes might collect on my favorite chair Zach and Tony are about to find out if this is truly the city of bright lights or big bites on the new New Yorkers well they may be New York novices Zach and Tony are confident Internet users and utilize the world wide web to get a sense of the city's housing market hi we have a couch in our living room it's very comfy close to the bathroom what a [ __ ] deal I want to be able to pee while reaching in the kitchen and falling back on the couch while my piece shoots up and lands on me I mean TV orally submissive [ __ ] licking slave available in [ __ ] Bushwick it looks like this guy put up his work ID for the photo there's not one photo of the apartment look just who that he's a real estate broker okay what a big dick move like no you can't [ __ ] see the place this keep our options open let's see what's out there think about Ian today you gonna love New York with a better understanding of New York's apartments and a combined maximum budget of $1,000 a month the boys first meet Michelle a broker at a sixth floor walk-up located on Manhattan's Lower East Side that's a little outside their price range at 1450 a month so we're gonna go check out an apartment upstairs all right come on in this is like that scene in Star Wars where they were getting crushed yeah Paula - Zach check out these visit steps advantage which floors along on the sixth floor it's really good for you and you'll get used to it after a few days Tony slow down I'm not living - no Stephen King ass [ __ ] why are you so different oh I want to hear it [ __ ] tenement house or goddamn Ellis how some goddamn gangs in New York ass house look at his view why not seven floors so D oh my god just right down here Tony Tony I can't I can't do it bro what would you mean it looks like Zach and Tony's hunt is off to a rough start while Tony likes that coming to America chic Zach wants something a little more modern maybe how many ghosts is in this [ __ ] chill I got you enough do you want to see the you know you not being flexible no I'm not being no flexible I can't even be flexible and that little ass building I put the place is great it's very cute vintage look that mercury these walls real New York style apartment yeah I'm picky maybe on Iggy maybe I just don't want to live in a [ __ ] cabinet the city of dreams big old politician coming up on the new New Yorkers Zach and Tony check out an apartment in Bushwick that's perfect for entertaining I like a mom a meat party a what Mamma Mia party welcome back to the new New Yorkers Zach and Tony couldn't quite agree on the Lower East Side penthouse even though the price was a little high money was not the only issue Zach and Tony now go to check out a thousand dollar month move-in ready sublet in the burgeoning arts mecca of Bushwick Brooklyn this unit is exactly at their max budget and comes fully furnished which may be just what these two need to settle into their new lives in the city I'll just be back here [Music] and we have the rest of the room I do kind of like being able to touch both sides of my house it feels good it makes you if you do like a power stance you know what I mean yeah like I feel powerful but then you can't like the view is garbage actual trash it's the exact opposite of what I told you I want it there's a half bathroom it looks like a broom closet okay that's great I'm gonna be straight up with you uh-huh we love it I think it's cool that you're saving space I don't know I'll tickets all tickets for me bro it's not your vibe I can't really like move around and do do my thing you know what you're saying usually I do that I do what's called the somersault test I can't do a somersault here all right all right okay dude I think you're tripping yes maybe I'm tripping but I know I know what I want and we're saying it so what's this go to the next spot right it's on you you want me to tell Nora so we yeah like we said earlier like we both love the place but I think I think Tony has some concerns about just like location as far as like where it goes and like the commute so you know as much as we love it we don't have to pass be sure your time come on Tony coming up on the new New Yorkers Zach and Tony check out a rocking garden apartment where would we even sleep will they be able to find common ground underground find out after the break welcome back to the new New Yorkers Zach and Tony have been unable to agree on both the East Side penthouse and the Bushwick subterranea with only one more apartment to see on the tensions heat up between these would be roommates in the mother Manesh it was goofy as hell and I'm mad at Tony probably putting this [ __ ] on me like I'm just like alright I'm just you know me like look at me like you can't please me [ __ ] we was just in pee-wee's Playhouse I like pool with Bushwick in the rear views that gets a recommendation for a cozy 275 dollar a month garden unit close to Brownsville yeah the whole see that definitely being okay so this the spot you found yeah it's gonna be a first 300 this is yeah this the door you looking for that's beautiful sizing you see it's not luxury but it's cheap yeah this is actually the one you stains oh I got another door here this is this is the the for yay before the rule dude you get somebody else with it he lives here let's see the actual room oh my god yeah Tony it's like this like post-apocalyptic rockabilly fantasy the fully furnished condom I feel free you need it it's like if hipsters survive the nuclear holocaust uh I would say the places I showed you away nicest I literally I'd just suggest something and you just shoot me down how much is it - seventy five months so you're pretty much living for free speech yeah show's over [Music] we call this the depot this looks like I'm in at night do you bring girls back here I mean I don't bring them in here yeah carpet we can trail and track our whole journey here first comes down to the last juice our drink this is Brutalism okay totally ugly this is easy this is giving me easy vibes I gotta get out of here at the end of the day Zak and Tony are unable to agree on any of the three places they saw with few options in their price range that meet their specific shared needs they may soon find themselves out on the street well what the [ __ ] that's the million dollar question right now is what the [ __ ] we've had a very unsuccessful day and now we just ass out man just [ __ ] outta luck Rison we're close to work this is got to be cheap snacks hairless neck you right man you're a wiseass thinking we've already got in a good place here you know it's comfy they eat song yeah just stick to what we know you ready man I love you Burt okay you too man I sleep tight [ __ ] good night bro all right [Music] you

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Length: 9min 2sec (542 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 28 2019