- Humanity, look out 'cause
cards are against you. - Oh no.
- Oh, man. - You guys like that?
- I thought that was great. - Thank you. (Angela laughs) Thank you.
- I'll support it. - [Courtney] Get out. - That was hard to hear. - You did it.
- Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys. - That was hard to hear. - This is gonna go really well for me. (Courtney laughs) Here we are. We're doing "Cards
Against Humanity" again. We're playing the family edition, which we obviously hold so dear to us. And we're gonna combine it with the everything bagel edition. So this is our own little mix of things, but it's gonna be really fun. Just your classic game of
"Cards Against Humanity." Be funny, turn in the funny
stuff, play to your judge. Anybody not know how to play? - I know how to play. (Angela laughs) - Wasn't the question. - That's all that matters. That's the only person she's asking. I know how to play. - Yeah, just making sure over there. - Okay.
- Trust me. - And we wanna really
thank Mom for joining us. (Courtney laughs) - Well, Dad's out of town, and I thought reading a book
upstairs would be boring. (everyone laughs) - Today we're gonna play
first to five points. (Chanse moans) - [Amanda] Great set up. - You're on a first date. What's an instant red flag? - Here. Can you get me a card when you're done? - Yes. - Did you want a family or a regular? - Family. Always. Family matters most. - What are you? Vincent Diesel in the "Fast
and Furious" franchise? - [Vin] Family. - On a first date, what's
an instant red flag? An old dirty cat with bad breath. - Aw. - [Damien] Yo. - Is that the date? - No... (Courtney laughs) - Poopoo. (Angela laughs) - Oh boy. Family edition. (everyone laughs) (Angela yells) - That's disgusting!
- What a killer card. What a killer card. (everyone laughs) Here we go. - That's disgusting. - My man Horace. - All right. - Okay. Exploding. - Oh, don't you hate it when your date... (everyone laughs) - No. - I mean, airline food, right? Also... - Enough.
- Mom's spaghetti. Okay, poopoo took the cake. - [Courtney] Yeah, poopoo. - Wow. - Poopoo took the cake.
- Poopoo took the cake? - [Angela] Jesus Christ. - Poopoo? - Men like blank. Okay, folks. Thank you so much for
coming to the seminar on what boys and men like. - [Amanda] Oh boy.
- Don't say boys. - Men like horny. - True. - Men like farting a lot today. (laughs) Men like DiGiorno. You're telling me. (Courtney laughs) - [Damien] Feel so seen for all of these. - Men like jankety tits
that clankety clack. (Amanda laughs) - [Amanda] God. - You know you've been
playing this a couple times when you know the card before
I even got to jankety tits and I went, "Go clickety clack." - Okay. - You said a different word.
- What happened? - Men like getting spayed. Okay, it's a simple winner. Men like farting a lot today. - Yes! - Are you kidding me?
- Not getting spayed? I love getting spayed. - I (beep) put horny out there. - Horny was really good.
- Family edition always wins. Okay, this is a double. - [Damien] Oh, good. - [Arasha] Double already? - This is the double card, all right? - [Chanse] Ready, ready. - Make sure your first
card is on the bottom. - [Chanse] Okay, okay. - All right. I'm blank. You're blank. Let's party! - So the first one goes on the bottom? - The first one goes on the bottom! - So the first one- - Is on the bottom. (Angela laughs) The first blank is on the bottom, okay? - Mom- - I'm ready to go upstairs, I swear to (beep) God.
- Mom, your therapist said not to raise your voice. It makes an unsafe environment. - That therapist is
sleeping with your father, so I don't give a (beep) (everyone laughs) Okay. I'm going bald. You're what? Let's party! (everyone laughs) That one's good. I'm eight hours of video games. You're hands. Let's party. - Nice. - That one's kind of sexy. - That's great. - All right. - [Courtney] Hands is good. - I'm big slappy hands. You're Slappy Spatchy, the game where you slap
each other with spatulas. Learn more at www.slappyspatchy.com. - Holy shit. Holy shit.
- And then the final sentence. - Family edition. - [Courtney] No, no, no. Let's party. - Oh! (beep) All right. I'm big slappy hands. You're Slappy Spatchy, the game where you slap
each other with spatulas. Learn more at www.slappyspatchy.com. - With your janky tits that clickety clack.
- Let's party! - Oh wait, wait. Greg's waving his hand. He didn't get that on the mic. Can you say it one more time? - You got it on the mic, right? - I'm kidding. I'm kidding. - Shut up. I'm receiving (beep)
pleasure at Burger King. You're diabetes. Let's party! - It's fun to play with Mom. It really is. - Honestly, you kids are a blast. (everyone laughs) - Oh no. - I am not gonna take a tub
tonight 'cause I don't need to. I feel warm. Okay. - A tub. - I'm gonna go... I'm gonna go with (laughs) I'm gonna go with big slappy hands. It made me laugh.
- Yes! - And there was a website in there, and I love a website written out. I hate a QR code. - The odds of those being picked together in like separate parts of the deck, I was like, "I see what
I must do now, Lord. "I witness my purpose." - God damn it, write out
the website, I swear to God. I actually need another white card. - No worries, no worries. - [Arasha] You could honestly probably just keep a little stack back there. - Family edition. I don't want this. I don't want that. I do not want a chode. Give me family edition right now. - I want that. - I don't want a chode. I do not want that. - What's it say? - [Arasha] Why not? - [Damien] What's it say? - [Amanda] That's enough! - A chode. - I can't do anything with that. (everyone laughs) Nobody can. - I can't (laughs) I'm gonna pee my pants. - Don't, please. - The easiest way to
tell me and my twin apart is that I have a freckle on
my cheek and she's blank. - Where do we put it? - In my hands please. In my sweet, sweet hands. - Ew. - No, they're covered in honey. - Here you go. - Don't ask how or why. I killed a bee. All right, it is time to read. The easiest way to tell
me and my twin apart is that I have a freckle on
my cheek and she's germs. - [Amanda] Aw. - Oh yeah, she's gross. - That sucks. (Courtney laughs) When your sister's germs. - That sucks. The easiest way to tell
me and my twin apart is that I have a freckle on
my cheek and she's RuPaul. - [Courtney] Oh! - Different. - Different.
- Mother. - The easiest way to
tell me and my twin apart is that I have a freckle on my cheek and she's that there tarantula. (Courtney laughs) - Yeah. - Family edition, killing it. - The easiest way to
tell me and my twin apart is I have a freckle on my cheek and she's a butt that eats underwear. - [Courtney] Whoa! - (beep) yeah. - Family edition. - Family? - That's called a thong. - Nom nom nom nom nom. - Not in family edition. The easiest way to tell
me and my twin apart is that I have a freckle on my cheek and she's two dudes just
bumping their balls together. (everyone laughs) - Why is that so funny? - God. - Do you know when your sister's just like two dudes bumping their balls- - It's the worst - I think it's between- - I think that there
tarantula is so funny. - [Courtney] Who is it? Who is it? - I got so close. - It was me. - Wow. That there Chanse-alantula.
- Oh, you were just- - Two dudes bumping their balls together. - Is this the one you're
extra laughing at, and then when I started to judge, you called attention to how
funny it was also again? - I don't really remember that. - Got it. I remember for sure. Yeah, so the tarantula won. - It's big. It's scary. It's... - Love it. It's big. It's scary. It's...
- It's... Exclamation point at the end. That's important. It's big. Period. It's scary. It's... It's bigger. It's badder. It's too much for Mr. Incredible! - Nice. Incredible. - The chode would've been
been great for that too. (crew laughs) - It's a chode! - I am the Choden. - Great. Four. Oh my god, they're all family edition. - Yes! - 'Cause that's the funniest one, dude. - Let's ride. It's big. It's scary. It's the divorce! - Oh. - That was a real one.
- It's big. It's scary. It's Kevin's mom! - Yeah. - [Amanda] Okay. - It's big. It's scary. It's the wettest fart you've ever heard! - Okay.
- That's the worst. - Disgusting. - Love it. - It's big. It's scary. It's one long hair growing out of a mole! - The delivery gets bigger and bigger. - [Arasha] It's a build. - It's big and scary. It's big! It's scary! It's Glen's fabulous body! (everyone laughs) - Whoa. - I love Glen's fabulous body. - Are you serious? - Who among us doesn't?
- Family edition? Good job, Ang. - Wow. - Big and scary, it's Glen's fabulous body!
- Glen's fabulous body! - Amazing. - He's eight feet tall, and he has four extra abs and they hurt. - I'm just obsessed with
it's Glen's fabulous body! - [Courtney] Love it - As he should. - [Damien] I'm proud of Glen. - Okay, are you guys ready? - [Amanda] Yes. (Angela vocalizes) - Disney presents: blank on ice! Disney proudly presents. - Okay, then I can't use this one. - Disney proudly presents: famous peanut scientist George
Washington Carver on ice. - [Courtney] No. - Oh, I love it. - Huge Spencer laugh. - It's kind of a reference
to "The Proud Family Movie." My name is Carver, y'all! - Disney proudly presents: a skinny submissive husband on ice. - Oh no, he's gonna break. - I've seen it. I have tickets. It's, yeah. - Yeah, it's called "Lilo and Stitch." - Thank you. Oh. Okay. Disney proudly presents:
huge pants on ice. - Oh, I love that. - That's hot. That's hot. That's funny. - [Amanda] It's sold out right now. - Disney proudly presents:
the babysitter on ice. - [Courtney] So real. - Okay. - Disney proudly presents:
chugging a gallon of milk and then vomiting a gallon of milk on ice. - [Courtney] Oh my god. - That sounds like a one woman show in LA. - It does. Oh my god. At the, at the- - At the Fringe. - Come see me. - Not the Fringe. What's that- - Elysian. - Yeah, yes. - Come see me after my one woman show, and it's like a girl on ice just- - No, what's the place
that does circus shows? - Elysian.
- [Angela] Yes, Elysian. - It's also a coffee shop. - [Spencer] Oh, nevermind. - Lyric Hyperion. - Yes, Lyric Hyperion. - Hey, I did my one woman show there. (Angela laughs) - How much milk was there? - Oh my god. - No milk. - [Damien] Okay. - It's between huge pants and
chugging a gallon of milk, then vomiting a gallon of milk. - [Amanda] What? - What I really love about this one is that it's the repetition. I'm gonna go with gallon of milk. - Woo! - Wow. - You guys are teaming up. - We're not. Okay, what really killed the dinosaurs? - A nasty wet fart. - You know what really
killed the dinosaurs? Your shitty attitude. - Yeah, that's right. (everyone laughs) - Put it in my hand. Put it in my hand. - I've done high fives all day. It's a bad thing. - Yeah, you've been high fiving me a lot.
- I haven't received a single one. Oh, no, I got one earlier actually. - What's wrong with high fives? - [Amanda] Feels good. I don't know. - When you do 'em a lot, I'm
becoming a high five girl. (somber music) - What really killed the dinosaurs? Poseidon, Lord of the Sea. Honestly, probably a lot of them. - [Damien] Pretty good. - What really killed the dinosaurs? Pirate music. - Very similar. - What really killed the dinosaurs? The guillotine. - Uh-oh, that's like a Damien answer. - French dinosaurs. What? No.
- Seems difficult. - French dinosaurs is funny. What really killed the dinosaurs? Biting a rich person. (Courtney gasps) (Amanda groans) What really killed, 'cause they want oil. What really killed the dinosaurs? A meeting that could have been an email. - Oh my gosh, so real.
- Thank you. (Courtney laughs) - Here's what's crazy. - [Amanda] I don't know. - I like the lore. I like the lore of Poseidon
killing the dinosaurs. - Yes! I finally got it! He likes lore. I love that word. - He likes lore. - All right, give it up,
bitches. (imitates fart) Okay. Beep beep! Blank coming through! And don't write car 'cause that's obvious. - Say it one more time. - Beep beep! Blank coming through. Okay? Thank you so much. - You're very welcome, Mommy. - [Spencer] For clarification, is it like, "Beep beep, blank coming
through," or would it be like- - It's beep beep, exclamation mark. Blank coming through, exclamation mark.
- That made it worse. That made it worse. - I think it's- - [Spencer] So it would
be like, "Beep beep! "Amanda coming through." - [Amanda] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Sure. - [Chanse] Sure. - Use your imagination skills. Beep beep! Spencer coming through. Or it's (laughs) It's not beep beep Spencer coming through. - [Spencer] Oh, I was
thinking it could be like, "Beep beep, Amanda! "Coming through." - Oh no, it's beep beep! Amanda coming through. - There we go. - I'll literally pay you guys
to end this conversation. (everyone laughs) - I was like, none of
these are any normal way to say anything.
- I'm answering him honestly. - It could also be beep beep- - Please no. - [Arasha] Like, blank
and then coming through. - Guy, it's beep beep, exclamation mark. Blank coming through! - [Arasha] All right. - Does anyone wanna come
to my jewelry party? It's happening at the end of the month. And listen, if you buy five necklaces, you become part of the call list. - [Arasha] What? - I mean, you did get a
pink car with Mary Kay. I believe you can do it. - Trust me, it's fantastic. - Okay. - Real jewels. - Real jewels. - You're dropping shit. (everyone laughs) You dropped a card. - Oh no. What? There's five cards down here. - Those are your cards. - She goes, "Real jewels." - I'm not kidding. There's five cards down here and I don't know whose they are. (beep) Beep beep! (laughs) Gluten coming through. Beep beep! Gluten coming through. Sounds like my nightmare. (everyone laughs) Beep beep! Running away from home coming through. (everyone laughs) - Now I'm gonna pee. - Beep beep! Putting my butt on stuff coming through. - My back. - Beep beep! Gay coming through. (everyone laughs) - That's good. - That one's pretty good. Now here are the three cards that I'm not sure whose they are. Beep beep!
- The way you're yelling. - Beep beep! A little heroin here and
there coming through. - [Courtney] What? - Could've been anybody. Beep beep. - Stop. (laughs) - Any kind of sex with
anybody coming through. - Oh, oh. - Beep beep. (everyone laughs) Having divorced parents coming through. - I can't wait for that
clip outta context. I'm gonna keep it forever. Beep beep. Gay coming through! - And that's the one I'm gonna choose. Beep beep. Gay coming through! - I don't like the way you're saying gay. - That's me. - Yeah, it was weird. - Here. - Yay, give me the other card. - I don't know where those came from. - No. No, you should have seven cards. He's talking about how
many black cards you have. - Bitch, I understand that now! (everyone laughs) Two black cards. Two. Get off my (beep) - This is the video that
breaks Amanda. (laughs) - I wasn't even supposed
to be in this video. - You weren't. - I wasn't supposed to be here. - You're not on the call
sheet, you're right. - They asked me out of
pity, and now I'm here. And I'm (beep) it all up. - You're not even sitting with us. - I'm not even sitting here. I'm in the back. (laughs) - [Spencer] All right, guys, can we hold? (everyone screams) Now the haunt begins. (everyone yells) - I wonder who the traitor is. - That would be awesome. - That was so good.
- Yeah, who is the traitor? - Beep beep! - Gay! - Okay. - Coming. - Okay. You don't love me, Sam. All you care about is blank. - Oh my god. - Beep beep. (Amanda laughs) - Shit. - Okay. You don't love me, Sam. All you care about is (beep) me. Okay. - Oh, that's so real. - Stop it. Stop it. - (beep) is a kind of love.
- "Euphoria" season one. - Mom, stop.
- Spoiler! - Okay. You don't love me, Sam. All you care about is farting,
barfing and passing out. - Oh my god. - Well, what luck do any of us have? - Also- - You know when Sam does that. - You don't love me, Sam. All you care about is my landlord! - Okay. (laughs) - You don't love me, Sam. All you care about is free ice cream, yo. - Oh, so she works at an ice cream shop. - Is that a family edition? - [Damien] Probably. - You don't love me, Sam. All you care about is
braiding my armpit hair. - Okay. Yikes. - Am I the asshole? I found- - Oh my god. I have to go with free ice cream, yo. - That's so good. - I picked it for you. - Nice. - Hey, thank you, Courtely. - I'm alive. - Very good. - I'm still catching my breath. - Hey guys. I just wanna tell all my followers who are struggling with
blank, it does get better. All righty, the first card. Hey guys. I just wanna tell all my followers who are struggling with
shit in me britches, it does get better. - Shit in me britches. - Shit in me britches! Oh, I've done done it again. Browned me trouses. Hey guys. I just wanna tell all my followers who are struggling with
buildings, it does get better. - Buildings.
- Oh boy. (Courtney laughs) (Angela mimics laugh) - Hey guys. I just wanna tell all my followers who are struggling with going night night, it does get better. - That's awesome.
- That's good. - That's real. - I need that (beep) advice. I haven't slept in a long time. Hey guys. I just wanna tell all my followers who are struggling with a
VR horse (beep) simulator, it does get better. Get past chapter three,
the story gets nuts. - Whoa. - Hey guys. I just wanna tell all my followers who are struggling with
screaming and screaming and never waking up, it does get better. - [Angela] Oof. - So whoever put this down,
if Tommy were playing all set. If Tommy were playing, you're golden. I think I've gotta- - Oh. Okay. (everyone laughs) - Mom, he's our friend from school. - I guess you just don't
get to win this one, Mom. - I guess Tommy's not playing. (Courtney laughs) - Going night night is
very relatable for me. Buildings. They do block your path. I'm a sucker for an accent
written into a card. Shit in me britches. - You're kidding. - Trading back and forth. - You guys keep going back and forth. - Okay. - [Amanda] Okay. - Mr. Musk, as your legal council, I must strongly advise against blank. - Mr. Musk? - I think it's like I
am Elon Musk's lawyer. But honestly, I love just
like as your legal council, I strongly advise against... I don't really even care
about the Mr. Musk part, to be honest. Who the (beep) calls him Mr. Musk anyway? - Mr. Musk. - I think he changed it to X. - It's Ellen. Oh.
- Oh. - Okay. Mr. Musk, as your legal council, I must strongly advise
against screaming at birds. - [Chanse] True. - No wonder he hates Tweeter. - Oh, very good! - Oh, that's a good- - Yes! - [Damien] That's a smart card. - Very good. Very good. - Mr. Musk, as your legal council, I must strongly advise
against returning all money to its rightful owner, Jeff Bezos. - Wow. - Wow, that actually fits perfectly. - Some commentary.
- Wow. - As your legal council, I must strongly advise against
floating through the void of space and time. Wow. - So true. My god. - Jesus. (laughs) - That card slaps. - Wow. Oh wow. Mr. Musk, as your legal council, I must strongly advise
against couples therapy. Whoa. - They were never gonna work. - He wishes. - Been there, done that, am I right? - As your legal council, I must strongly advise
against my big donkey brother. - Oh my god. - Interesting. - I gotta go screaming at birds. - That's me. - Nice!
- That's really good. That's really clever.
- You got a point, mate. - Nice, mate. - You got a point, mate. - Whoa there, partner. Looks like blank spooked my horse. - Oh, I love that. - Whoa there, partner. - [Angela] Here we go, here we go. - Looks like Principal
Butthead spooked my horse. - Whoa! - Oh man, that one is so good. My god.
- That's so freaking good. - [Damien] That's what we
wrote in my yearbook, dude. - Whoa there, partner. Looks like all y'all mother
(beep) spooked my horse. (everyone laughs) - [Damien] That is really good. - Whoa there, partner. Looks like many wolves spooked my horse. - Many wolves. - Many wolves.
- Okay. - Practical. - Whoa there, partner. Looks like the annual San
Diego Conference of (beep) jobs spooked my horse. - What? Where is that location? - San Diego.
- San Diego. - And what- - It says it on the card. - Strangely enough, Indianapolis. It's a really weird thing. - What date and when? - No, you're not going, Mom. - When is that happening? - It's annually. - For research. - What's in it for you?
- For research. - Whoa there, partner. Looks like a Pokemon named
Jim spooked my horse. - A Pokemon named Jim. - Oh, a Pokemon gym, that's clever. - That's so funny. Where's that happening? And we all go, "San Diego." - All right, it's all y'all mother (beep) - Yeah! - Nice. - Killing it, Court! - Guys. - [Amanda] Nice, I got good ones. - Where do babies come from? - Where do babies come from? - Where do babies come from? San Diego (beep) job.
- I got it. I got it. I got it.
- Oh hell yeah. - Okay. (laughs) - Where do babies come from? A cowboy who is half boy, half cow. - So hot. - Like a centaur situation. - Where do babies come from? Titty. - True. - That's good. - We were all laughing
so much at our cards. Now nobody's. (everyone laughs) - Where do babies come from? Ariana Grande. - Oh.
- Do it. Do the thing - Yah. - Guys, this is not the don't win round. - Where do babies come from? Watching someone (beep) my wife. (everyone laughs) - Oh shit. - Okay, that one wins. - [Spencer] We're so back. (everyone laughs) - [Angela] We are so back. - [Amanda] We're so back. - I'm thinking I'm back. - Where do babies come from? True love's kiss. - That is what they taught
us in Sunday school. You can't do that before marriage. - I love that.
- Oh no. Yeah, you love that one, Amanda? - Yeah, but it's not
mine, so don't pick it. (Courtney laughs) - Okay. - I do love that one. Now I get it why you said- - Yeah. Okay. (Chanse laughs) - Yeah. - Yeah. - I love that. - Watching someone (beep) my wife. - Yeah! That's the one that made me laugh so hard. - I'm so sorry. Which one was yours?
- [Damien] What was yours? - True love's kiss. - That was so good. - What's big, sweaty, and fantastic? Just a question. Guys, we have four family editions. - [Courtney] Hang on. What's the question? - What's big, sweaty, and fantastic? Oh. Okay, here we go. What's big, sweaty, and fantastic? Dad's famous poops. - That's disgusting. - Famous? - Ew.
- Disgusting. - Does let out a real- - Kids! Come, come, come! Another one of my famous
poops floating up. - Ew. (Courtney laughs) - What's big, sweaty, and fantastic? Pee! (laughs) (beep) What's big, sweaty, and fantastic? Toe jam. - Okay, no laughs. - What's big- (everyone laughs) - Mom, you can't tell
us which card is yours. - It's so good. When she handed it to me, she went, "You're not gonna laugh at this one." (everyone laughs) - And no one did. Nobody did. - I think I do like the narrative that Angela's just your kid and we're all the friends that
are never coming over again. (everyone laughs) - Are you guys having fun? - I swear to God. I swear to God. - I'm having fun. - All right, next time
at your place maybe. - What's big, sweaty, and fantastic? A scoop of tuna. - [Amanda] Ew. Yuck. - [Courtney] Yeah, yeah. - [Damien] Sweaty? - What's big, sweaty, and fantastic? Puperty. - Puperty?
- Puperty? Why do you say it that way? - Puperty. - No. - [Amanda] Puberty. - This is puperty. - Say it again. - Wait, hold on. Say the word - Puberty.
- Puberty. - You say it. You say it. You say it. - Puperty. (laughs) (beep) - Okay, we're going to mother
daughter night next week. - I thought it was like pulperry, puperty. - [Amanda] What?
- [Courtney] You read it. - Puperty. (everyone laughs) - [Amanda] Puperty? - The winner's pee. - You are kidding! - That's because you couldn't say puperty. - The winner's pee. - [Angela] Okay, Court. - Moms love blank. - Oh, I love this. - All right. - The holy trinity. (Courtney sighs) - Moms love what I assume
to be semen. (laughs) - What? - What? What I assume to be semen. Moms love spending my
parents' hard earned money. Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. - Mom's love- - Shout out Sephora. - Mom's love it. - That's my mom's name. - Oh yeah, I was specifically
referring to your mom. - No, you weren't. No, you weren't. - Moms love a dentist named Fun Boy. - Oh boy, that sounds like a... - Moms love a glorious beard. Yeah. - That's true. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Moms love the longest tongue in the world. - Please don't pick that. - Woo. Moms love what I assume to be semen. - Okay. - Wow. Didn't even lift his head. - For what? Why would I lift my head? - [Amanda] Okay, you need
to go back to school. - It's anyone's game now. - It is. It is. - Wait, how many points does Chanse have? - Three. - Three. - Oh. - It's first to five. - Princess Marigold, the
kingdom is in danger. You must stop... Blank. Okay. (Chanse grunts) - Oh wow. Sorry. - Princess Marigold, the
kingdom is in danger. You must stop lighting stuff on fire. - Ha ha! - Princess Marigold, the
kingdom is in danger. You must stop getting swole. (everyone laughs) - [Amanda] Nice. - She's too yoked. - You've eaten all the wey in the kingdom. - My god. - Princess Marigold, the
kingdom is in danger. You must stop getting my
ponytail stuck in my butt! - Oh god! - I have to get work done. (Courtney laughs) - What? (everyone laughs) - It's always good to
see our heroes at work. - Princess Marigold, the
kingdom is in danger. You must stop living la vida loca. I love that. A "Shrek 2." - [Damien] Ricky Martin's
a slippery slope. - Pr, pr, pr. (Angela laughs) Princess Marigold, the
kingdom is in danger. You must stop gathering all
the world leaders in one room and showing them my (beep) - Oh my god. (everyone laughs) - That is fun. - Okay, so this was a good round. This is a good round. - Good. - I'm gonna eliminate getting
my ponytail stuck in my butt. - Well, it's hilarious
if you think about it. - Okay, I'm gonna get rid
of lighting stuff on fire 'cause it feels the same as getting swole, and I like getting swole better already. - I agree. I think it's a good choice, even though lighting
stuff on fire was mine. - I think I gotta get rid of, you must stop living la vida loca. You must stop getting swole. You must stop gathering. Okay, so living la vida loca is out. - Oh, that was a good one. - Was a good one. - I like that. - Now it's between getting swole and gathering all the
world leaders in one room and showing them my (beep) (Angela laughs) - [Amanda] That was fun. - I think I like getting swole. - Let's go! I was like he's not gonna pick it 'cause the other card has (beep) on it. - Who is (beep) - I was the (beep) card! - Yeah. (Angela laughs) - Shut up, Becky! At least I'm not blank. - But... - La la la la la la la. - Yeah. - Don't overthink. - I'm not. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. (Angela laughs) - Shut up, Becky. At least I'm not eating
a huge bowl of pasta like a fat piece of shit. (everyone laughs) - Oh my god. - Okay, that feels really real. - That is really bad. - That was straight from a script. - Wow. - Wow. - Shut up, Becky. At least I'm not
overthrowing the government. (Courtney laughs) Whoa, Becky. - [Amanda] Nice. - That's a show somewhere. - Shut up, Becky. At least I'm not cream. (everyone laughs) Shut up, Becky. At least I'm not getting scalded
in the face with hot beans. Damn, Becky. - [Amanda] I love that one. - I think that's one where she's like, "What are you talking about?" And it's like (yells) Like that's the moment. - Oh my god. - Painting a little visual for me. I like that. Shut up, Becky. At least I'm not being
nervous around white people. - [Courtney] Oh my god. - It's okay. It's okay. (Courtney laughs) No, I mean like, it's all right, Becky. - Yeah. (everyone laughs) - I gotta go with the pasta. - That was me. (everyone laughs) - Oh no, that's game! (everyone yells) - Can we read our black cards now? - Oh right, 'cause it's
like, what's your rule? That it's like our sex life? - I'll answer everything with my sex life. Men like my sex life. - [Chanse] Nice. - [Angela] Oh, you put my sex life. - What really killed the dinosaurs? My sex life. - [Arasha] Okay, that's funny. - [Angela] Damien? - Got it. - Cool. - I'm my sex life. You're my sex life. Let's party. - [Arasha] Nice. - And then you don't love me, Sam. All you care about is my sex life. - Wow.
- That's great. - Sam do be like that. - You're on a first date. What's an instant red flag? My sex life. - [Amanda] Yeah, okay. - Where do babies come from? My sex life. Like my wife. - [Courtney] Yep, we got it. - [Amanda] Very cool. - It's big. It's scary. It's my sex life. - [Courtney] Nice. - The easiest way to
tell me and my twin apart is that I have a freckle on my
cheek and she's my sex life. - Oh! - And that's our show. - "Game of Thrones." (vocalizes) - Disney proudly presents:
my sex life on ice. - Yeah. - [Amanda] Yours are wrong. - Moms love my sex life. - Nice. - [Amanda] Oh, okay. - Yours are very, very cursed. - Okay. Beep beep. My sex life coming through. What's big, sweaty, and fantastic? My sex life. Shut up, Becky. At least I'm not my sex life. - [Amanda] Nice. - Whoa there, partner. Looks like my sex life spooked my horse. Hey guys. I just wanna tell all my
followers who are struggling with my sex life, it does get better. (everyone laughs) - Mr. Musk, as your legal council, I must strongly advise
against my sex life. - Oh. - Sleeping with Elon Musk now. - Ooh. - Congratulations. - [Damien] Stinky - Pa, pa, Princess Marigold,
the kingdom is in danger. You must stop my sex life. - Whoa! - Very good Chanse impression. All right, everyone shut the lights off and get your sleeping bags
out and I will be upstairs. Don't make noise. - And the haunt begins. - No! - All right, there's your game of classic "Cards Against Humanity." Courtney was our winner once again. Sweeped that game. Let us know if you'd like
to play any other additions. Comment down below if you
wanna see any other games. Thank you so much for watching. We'll see ya. - Woo! - Bye!
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