- What it is. We're back. - [Speaker] Nah, that ain't it, y'all. - And we're playing
Cards Against Humanity. This time we're gonna
combine the Family Edition with the Everything Box and just come up with craziness. But hey, if you're confused how to play, you can go ahead and click
that link in the description and that will teach you how to play. But otherwise, we are gonna get started. We're gonna play first to six. Everybody needs to grab seven cards and you can do an assortment
of them however you'd like. Anybody want to be the judge first? - Sure.
- Thank you. - I'm gonna do a Family Edition. - Family edition judge.
- I think the Family Edition's judging is always, yeah, it's one of my favorite. Welcome. We're glad you're here. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy blank. Oh, that's so (beep) sick. - That's way better.
- That is so good. - [Damien] Yeah.
- I want one that's the entire speech
that Nicole Kidman gives in that AMC ad. - I'll be the water she walks through. Have you guys ever played
with the rando rule where you add in one
just from the top to see? - Oh yeah. I do like that actually. - Sometimes those are the best ones. - We can do that.
- That's so funny. - Okay. All right. (Angela laughing) - I like mine.
- Okay. Welcome, we're glad you're here. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy all y'all mother (beep). (Damien laughing)
- Oh, that's good. - [Damien] Family Edition, man. - It's just saying it to you,
like you're the entertainment. - You are enough. - Now sit back, relax, and
enjoy all y'all mother (beep). - Sit down. - I thought there was, like, a comma. Like, enjoy, all y'all mother (beep). - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Chanse] Yeah, that's good too. - Me, introducing a
friend to another friend from a different group.
- You're welcome. You're welcome.
- All right, enjoy all y'all mother (beep). - What a dinner party.
- Damn. To start with that one too. - You guys both like
Pokemon. You'll have fun. - Welcome, we're glad you're here. Now sit back, relax, and
enjoy getting a skull tattoo. - Oh wow.
- Oh wow. - Welcome, we're glad you're here. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the song "Uptown Funk" coming on. - My glasses.
- [Chanse] Oh, here. - Welcome, we're glad you're here. Now sit back, relax, and
enjoy the way grandpa smells. - That's good.
- That's really good. I'm sorry. These other ones are all great, but all y'all mother (beep) is so insane. - Understandable. So funny. - Wow, you took a minute.
- Wow. - But that's why I laughed so hard. I was like, this one's so good. - [Chanse] It's really funny. - All y'all mother (beep). Okay, I'm gonna Family Edition. Young lady, we do not allow
blank at the dinner table. - Ah, it's between two. - It's between two.
It's always between two. - It's always between
two. That's what they say. - You go by, go with your judge. - Young lady, we do not allow renouncing Christ at the dinner table. - Yeah, that's true. - That's just real.
- That is true. Young lady, we do not allow Namazu, the giant mythical
catfish at the dinner table. - Right.
- I think it's a made up thing, so. - Thank you. Just wanted
to check. You never know. - I think.
- You got scared you were about to get canceled. Angela don't know who Namazu is. - I don't know these gamers. - You don't know that? - You've never seen "The Lion King"? - These gamers, you never know. You don't know who Namazu is? - You know what, Ang, I do
think that that's how it feels when we're saying things to you. And we're just like, oh,
if you don't know Yugioh, there's this big old dragon. And then it sounds like,
(distorted mumbling). - Young lady, we do not allow the world's ugliest baby
at the dinner table. (Shayne laughing) Young lady, we do not allow guacamole at the dinner table. - Whoa. That's problematic. - That is such a Family
Edition answer. Guacamole. - Grandma will love these.
- Okay. I'm going with the world's ugliest baby. - As the world's ugliest
baby, I will take that. Thank you kindly. Please and thank you. - Oh, good. - I will say though, rough round. - Oh. I'm gonna do, have both of these been Family Edition already or? - Yeah, yeah. Do a regular one. - I'll do a regular one. This one is for the everyone
out there, men like blank. Now, I will say, I pulled
a random card for this just to mix things up, but none of you chose Family Edition and the rando is a Family edition. So I'm actually gonna put that back and grab this one so I
actually can shuffle it fairly and not know who's is who's. - That is honest.
- We love fair. - Men like Living La Vida Loca. - Oh, whoa.
- Nice. (Angela laughing)
It's crazy. - Dude, don't knock Ricky Martin. Men like toddlers. - Whoa.
- No. - Is, I hope, the random.
- Let's hope. - Otherwise-
- It's gotta be the random. - You're gonna notice a
really interesting jump cut in this video with one less person. - That is not very la vida loca. (everyone laughing) - I was like, that was great, right? - You get one a day and that was it. - That was great, right? - Oh no. Oh no. - So the rando, guys. - [Damien] Oh dear. - If it isn't, I'm gonna be so upset. - Please, please zoom in. We have tears. We're two minutes in.
We're two minutes in. - Let's go. Let's ride.
- The rando. - Men like crying, "Yes,
Father" while getting spanked. - Nice.
- That's funny. - That got everyone in the room. Wow. - Daddy's overused. Men like the weird noises mom makes when she's swallowing big veggies. - What the (beep)?
(Angela knocking) - Why is this so cursed? - Someone's at the door. It's a good one. - [Chanse] No, don't answer. - Read it, Damien.
(Shayne and Damien laughing) - Oh no. Oh no. - Men like the Satisfier Pro
2 Air Pulse (beep) stimulator. - Nice. Work. - You're at Costco with
your wife and you're like, "Oh, that's, wow. You would like, for you. For you." - For you.
- Wow. - For you would probably want that. - What a group of players
we have at the table today. Read them again. Read them again. - No, you don't have to read it again. - Yeah. - I'm gonna go with the
weird noise mom makes when she's swallowing big veggies. - Yeah.
- Jesus. - Okay, all right. - Go, Angela. - What's all fun and games
until somebody gets hurt? Wait, I don't want another mid round. - No, it's not gonna
be, it's not gonna be. - It's not mid. Damn, I got such a good
Family Edition one. Holy shit. - Oh God.
- Okay, what's all fun in games
until somebody gets hurt? Cranking my hog in the
middle of a Zoom call. (Shayne and Damien laughing) - Cranking my hog is great. Really good.
- Cranking my hog. - In the middle of a Zoom call. - The only interesting part of pandemic. - What's all fun games
until someone gets hurt? My annoying sister.
- Oh! - Sick.
- (beep) roasted. (beep) girls, dude. (Damien laughing) What's all funny games
until someone gets hurt? Being fake. (laughs) - What?
- Being fake. Jesus.
- What? - Being fake.
- Oh. - What's all fun and games
until someone gets hurt? Being French. (laughs) (Shayne laughing)
- No. - Being French. Huh-huh-huh. - Guys, this is a good round.
- I think we know what won. - It's a good round.
- I don't know. - There's one that got
the biggest reaction. - Cranking?
- Cranking my hog. - I mean, it's to you
at the end of the day. - I don't know though.
- It's up to you. It's up to you.
- Being fake really got me. - Oh.
- You gotta choose for you, Angela.
- Everyone plays different. - Yeah, you gotta choose
for you, not the crowd. - Yeah, cranking. - [Chanse] It's gotta be cranking. - Okay, let the record show that I was arguing against myself. - Who was being fake?
- I just wanted to be honest. - Me.
- I should've went with it. - So you guys are just go back and forth. - That's what I'm saying.
- I mean. I did a normal one last time.
I'm gonna do a Family Edition. - Love.
- Nice. - We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of blank. Ease on down. Ease on down the blank. That's the more modern edition. (applause) I'm gonna add in a rando
from the normal pile because there's a normal one in here and I don't want anything to be We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of
huge American children. (everyone laughing) - I love that. - Huge. - We're off to see the, is
this Family Edition? All right. We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of cigarettes. (Shayne laughing) - Yeah. Yeah. I like that. - The Family Edition's so good. - Holy shit.
- Guacamole. Cigarettes. Annoying sister. - We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of grandpa
jerking it to Betty Boop. (Shayne clapping) - I can make him do it.
(everyone laughing) - Not Grandpa.
- He only (beep) if I do the spell. - And it's during a Zoom call. - It's during a Zoom call. - She's like, honestly, good question. Because she's, like, somebody, I just don't really know, like - Betty Boop?
- Betty Boop? - [Damien] She's a cartoon.
- Chanse doesn't know who she is.
- [Damien] Cartoon. - Don't do that. - We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of buttholes. - Nice.
- Nice. - You got pee pee and blowhole. - A two for one. - Shampoo and conditioner. - I think one of these
two got the biggest laugh. And I also, I was, I just, I was tickled. I'm gonna say cigarettes. That's funny. - Hell yes.
- Dude, that's funny. Who won?
- That's me. - Hell yeah. Why don't you take that card? - Thanks. - He would've given it right
back to me. Good thing. - Was it huge American children? - Oh my God, I would've been pissed if I was in another tossup like that. Okay, I'm gonna go regular and I'm gonna pick it from the middle. Welcome to Hidden Creek Water Park. Please remember that we do
not allow blank in the pool. (Angela laughing) - You have such a good
laugh. God, I love it. - I put in my heavy hitter on this one. - Me too.
- I think I did too. - I put in my legendary. - All right. And you know what? I actually like the rando stuff as well. So I'm gonna toss, I'm
gonna do a Family Edition. - Whoa! - Welcome to Hidden Creek Water Park. Please remember that we do not allow getting scalded in the face
with hot beans in the pool. - It's true.
- That would make sense. That's good.
- We don't. - Please remember that we do not allow getting my ponytail stuck
in my butt in the pool. - Ooh.
- Okay. - Just that one person.
- The heavy hitters. - I'm waiting on them. Shayne and Angela. - That sounded like a Tom Brady to me. (crickets chirping) Okay. - Was that a football joke?
- Anyway. - It's a real John Elway to me. - Also quarterback. Both retired. - Oh.
- So maybe that's why they're not hitting. - Please remember that
we do not allow what (Angela laughing) in the pool. - Wait.
- It just says what. - What?
(Shayne laughing) - Is that Family Edition? - I thought.
- What? - From my perspective
where I couldn't read it, I thought it was something so offensive. That you were like-
- Oh, that there's no way she can say it? - Yet another large catfish. - Namazu. - Oh, that's such a, we don't allow what? - Please remember that we do not allow my strong, terrifying
daughter in the pool. - That's good. That's good too. - Not after midnight, no. - Please remember that we do not allow the duck who eats bread
out of my ass in the pool. - Right because the bread would get soggy. - It would make sense
'cause the duck can swim. - The chlorine's fine.
The chlorine will help. - But the bread would be so wet. - Okay.
- It would make sense 'cause the duck can swim. - The duck can swim so
you can't swim away 'cause You're trying to swim.
- Right. - He's got easy access. - He's like, "I know you got something." - Right, don't let him in there. - Okay, you guys are building a visual that's making the card way funnier. But I'm sticking with my
strong and terrifying daughter. - Wow.
- Damn, beans. Give me that card.
- Come on. - What? Oh, that's a nice feeling. Good, oh, yay, you won. - I really hope the rando was what? - No, that was mine. - Was yours the duck? The heavy hitter? - It was the duck.
- [Damien] All right. - The duck makes me laugh really hard. - It was good. The my strong, terrifying
daughter just tickled me. - Could you imagine?
- Was that used last video? - I had to stick to that.
- At a waterpark, getting your ponytail stuck in your butt? - Nah. - Me: Hey, Randy. What's going on? Randy: Aw, nothing, man. Just blank. That looks like four to me. - Seeing rando.
- I'm gonna add a regular 'cause there's two and two. So I'm gonna add a regular. So Randall has been added to this. I'm going to shuffle.
- [Chanse] Here we go. - Hey, Randy. What's going on? Aw, nothing, man. Just hooves. - That's good. That's good. - Slowly becoming a centaur. Aw, nothing, man. Just
looking into people's windows. - Randall. - Aw, nothing, man. Just this pumpkin. - That's good. - I happen to know that's the random. Aw, nothing, man. Just love. - Aw.
- Aw. - Aw, nothing, man. Just
saying grace before sex. (Shayne laughing)
- Aw. - These are all so good.
- They're simple. - They're simple, they're simple. And it's all about the visual like you were talking about with the duck. 'Cause like, just this
pumpkin, not that funny. But if it's just like a kid standing there staring at a pumpkin,
they're like, what you doing? Like, just a pumpkin.
- [Chanse] Just a pumpkin. - It's pretty funny. Just hooves is funny. But saying grace before sex, the way it's intended. - Actually, I don't think sex
- Actually, I don't think you're supposed to have sex, so. - Aw, nothing, just hooves. - Really? That's mine. (laughs) - I liked it. I liked hooves.
- I'll take it. - Was yours this pumpkin?
- Yeah. - This is gonna be the
best sleepover ever. Once mom goes to bed, it's time for blank. That one's nuts.
- Here you go, sir. No time. (Damien laughing)
- See now, if you had ponytail getting stuck in your butthole now. This is gonna be the best sleepover ever. Once mom goes to bed, it's
time for big, slappy hands. - Okay.
- Yummy. - Ah, this is gonna be
the best sleepover ever. Once mom goes to bed,
it's time for the divorce. (Damien laughing)
- That's good. - That is insane.
- Oh God. - I've already, I accidentally, I know what the winner's
gonna be, I'm serious. - Oh no. - This is gonna be the
best sleepover ever. Once mom goes to bed, it's
time for ratzilla. (laughs) - Ratzilla. - This is gonna be the
best sleepover ever. Once mom goes to bed, it's
time for the huge stupid moon. - That's true.
- All right. This one wins already for me
'cause it's just so funny. This is gonna be the best sleepover ever. Once mom goes to bed,
it's time for Kevin's mom. (everyone laughing) - [Chanse] Isn't that so good? - That is so good.
- I was so excited about it. - Once mom goes to bed,
it's time for Kevin's mom. - That is so funny. - She goes to bed, it's
just like, is she asleep? (everyone laughing) - Kevin's mom.
- Kevin's mom. - She's been in this
cabinet for three months. - She's got a glass of wine. - Cigarette. - You know, I used to
drive to Baskin-Robbins without a seatbelt.
- I'm (beep) crying. That's so funny to be like, this sleepover's (beep) incredible. They stacked these moms on the clock. (Damien and Shayne laughing) There's not one minute
goes by with there's not- - Without a mom.
- Another one scheduled. - Oh, that doesn't sound
- Oh, that was a really deserved win. - Yeah, that was great.
That was literally so good. - Excited about it. Okay, I'm gonna do a regular, how do we feel about regular? - Great.
- Feel good about that. - Yeah?
- Do you wanna talk about the church lock-in? (everyone laughing) - You know what? Legally, I cannot. - I love you guys.
- Mom, Mom, look at me. Mom, I'm.
- I can't decide. - Mom, Mom, look at me.
Mom, I'm punching everyone. Nice.
- All right. - Mom, Mom, look at me.
Mom, I'm a democrat. Sorry. - [Shayne] Aw. - Mom, Mom, look at me. Mom, I'm going to the emergency room. - [Shayne] Nice.
- Aw. - Just a really by the book one, you know? - Yeah.
- I like it. - Mom, look. - I'm going. I'm not okay. Mom, Mom, look at me.
Mom, I'm getting spayed. - Wow. - Mom, Mom, look at me.
Mom, I'm having no friends. - Aw. - Please ask my permission
before you quote me. (person coughing) - I think I like getting spayed. Keep it simple.
- It's pretty insane. - It is insane.
- Would you have liked - That's wild.
- Save it. Save it. - That was pretty good.
- All right, Ang. Go for it. - All right, buckle up. Hey, check out my podcast. It's just two regular
guys talking about blank. - The card I put down perfectly describes what I think a podcast hosted by Damien and I would be about. - Oh, pitch it. - I'm gonna add a rando in there. - Okay.
- Check out my podcast. It's just two regular
guys talking about hands. (everyone laughing) - That's awesome.
- Fun. - Hey, check out my podcast. It's just two regular guys talking about having 1,000 best friends,
but they're all pigeons. Is that you?
- Yo! - Hey, check out my podcast. It's just two regular guys
talking about tentacles. (Shayne laughing)
- That's good. - Hey, check out my podcast. It's just two regular guys talking about wearing a condom the proper way, around the balls and the penis. (everyone laughing) - Hey, check out my podcast. It's just two regular
guys talking about my big, my big donkey brother.
(Shayne laughing) - What? Say it again.
- My big donkey brother. - So much hate to siblings. - My big donkey brother.
- It's Family Edition. - It's Family Edition. No, you right. - You teach the kids early is
that you're supposed to hate. - Yeah, I'm gonna go with hands. - Woo!
- Hands. - Should I choose a regular
one or a family one? What are we feeling? - I think a family one could be good. I feel like we've been
getting a lot of regulars. - Yeah, I think that's good. - Thanks for watching. If you wanna see more vids of
blank, smash that subscribe. - Oh shit. Doesn't work
out at all, did it? - Thanks for watching. If you wanna see more vids of
TikTok, smash that subscribe. (everyone laughing) That's good. - Can you please post a
TikTok of you saying that? Thanks for watching. If you wanna see more videos of TikTok. - Thanks for watching. If you wanna see more
videos of freeing a fart from its butt prison,
smash that subscribe. (everyone laughing) That's good.
- What sucks is I know exactly what that means. - Hey, thanks for watching. If you wanna see more vids of the floor, smash that subscribe.
(everyone laughing) How long was the video? It's like 3 hours, 10 hours. Under and under, under. (everyone laughing) - What probably sucks is
you know the thumbnail doesn't have a floor in it. - Yeah.
- And you're just here like, well, what kind of floor is in this one? - Yeah. Thanks for watching. If you wanna see more videos of Bulbasaur, smash that subscribe button. - Dude.
- It's also all caps. - [Damien] I'd watch it.
- Bulbasaur is all caps. - Yeah.
- Okay. - Well, that's it saying Bulbasaur. - Well, it's like Bulbasaur. - If you wanna see more vids of Bulbasaur, smash that subscribe. He's like really excited.
- Yeah. - If you wanna see more vids of Bulbasaur! Make sure to subscribe. - Thanks for watching. If you wanna see more
vids of not breathing, smash that subscribe. - Okay, rando.
- It's like three minutes. He, like, holds his breath a few minutes. - Oh, I thought it was just a dead guy. - Hey, guys.
- This is a good round. - Welcome back to my channel. Okay. This is a good round. Okay, I'm gonna eliminate
'cause that'll help me. Okay, so I'm gonna eliminate
not breathing and Bulbasaur. That helps me.
- Oh, RIP Bulbasaur. It was a good one. - Okay, I gotta eliminate this. - RIP.
- RIP butt prison. RIP butt prison.
- I like it. If you wanna see more vids of the floor. If you wanna see more vids of TikTok. TikTok got me.
- TikTok won. TikTok is so good.
- Damn. - Thank you. I wasn't
sure but you were like, I like ones that don't sense. - My hand's been pretty weak.
- Floor was good. - It's very simple. You give
me sex, I give you blank. - I like it.
- Do it. Here we (beep) go. - Let's ride. Let's ride.
- [Angela] Let's ride. - I believe in you.
- I'm gonna add in a rando family so that does
not get obvious to everybody. (Angela laughing) - Oh. - It's very simple. You give me sex, I give you going around sniffing people's armpits. - Right. - It's very simple. You
give me sex, I give you building systems and
coordinating processes. - There you go.
- Damn. - Wow. Two randoms in this round, eh? - It's the American marriage. - There's three randoms out here. - It's very simple. You give
me sex, I give you cream. (everyone laughing) - Very simple.
- Goddamn it. - [Chanse] It's simple. - Oh no. It's very simple. You give me sex, I give you the swamp
of unlimited pleasure. - Nice.
- Okay. - The swamp?
- You're already there. - Swamp.
- It's very simple. You give me sex, I give you horny. (Shayne laughing) I gotta go with cream. - Cream won.
- Definitely. - Cream was funny. God, you're killing it. - That's great.
- No, you are. - Cream was so, no, you. - What's better when clowns are involved? What's better when clowns are involved? Any kind of sex with anybody. (everyone laughing) - Let's just leave it vague. - Woo! Okay.
- Anything with sex. - Any sort of sex.
- Any kind of sex. - With anybody.
- With anybody. - What's better with clowns involved? The terrible winter of 1609. - Aw.
- That's true. - Yeah, and all those kids died. - What's better with
clowns involved? Fake news. - Aw.
- I like it. - I guess it's better. What's better when clowns are involved? Practicing kissing. Ew. - Ooh. But any kind of sex with anybody is totally fine. - What's better when clowns are involved? Doing crimes and going to jail. - Nice.
- Is it better? Any kind of sex with anybody.
- Definitely. - Nice.
- Yeah. - We're good.
- Okay, this is an interesting one. This is just a question. - [Arasha] Okay.
- You're on a first date. What's an instant red flag? (Chanse laughing) Just had it. You're on a first date.
What's an instant red flag? Your father's throbbing rocket penis. - Jesus. - Holy crap.
- I agree. Red flag. - Sucks, dude. - Bust that out on the first date. - You're on a first date.
What's an instant red flag? A red wheelbarrow glazed with rainwater beside the white chickens. It's a poem. You're on a first date.
What's an instant red flag? The terrible computer viruses that put all this incest
porn on my laptop. - Yeah.
- Incest porn? - Going really hard on this one, you guys. You're on a first date.
What's an instant red flag? Janky tits that go clankity clank. (Damien laughing)
- That's good. - You're on a first date. - You have to have
immediately handed that over. That's what happened.
- What's an instant red flag? A cloud that rains diarrhea. - Oh. - I'm gonna go with janky
tits that go clankity clank. - Clankity, clankity, clank. - Oh my God. - Outback Steakhouse.
No rules, just blank. - Does anybody not have something
that they were gonna do? - We'll make it the ghost one. - Okay, the ghost one.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. That's good.
- That's good. - That's good. Yeah.
- Outback Steakhouse. No rules, just blank.
I'm doing a ghost one. Outback Steakhouse. No rules, just a little
boy in a sailor suit. - Nice. - Okay, Outback Steakhouse. No rules, just racism,
sexism, and homophobia. (everyone laughing) - That's good. - Okay.
- Damn. No, that's Texas Roadhouse. - Okay. - But the biscuits though.
- They're so good. - Whoa, what's this? Outback Steakhouse. No
rules, just my man, Horace. (everyone laughing) Outback Steakhouse. No rules,
just pooping barf forever. - What the hell?
- That's awful. - Oh.
- Outback Steakhouse. No rules, just sexy,
stinky, werewolf boys. - Nice.
- Sure. - Whoa. Sexism, racism, and
homophobia is Family Edition. That's insane. - Are you dead serious? - They need to learn. They need to know. - [Arasha] Yeah.
- Whoa. - Hey, those are family topics. - It's this and my stinky sister. (everyone laughing) - My stinky sister.
- This and guacamole. - Cigarettes and guacamole.
- Like, what? Outback Steakhouse. No
rules, just my man, Horace. - I like that one.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Yes. - I liked it.
- Yes. - My man. My man.
- My man. - All right, we're gonna
do a little point recap. How many cards does everyone
have? Damien, you wanna start? - I have four cards. - I have five. - I've got one. - I got two.
- I got three. - Wow. We could really count.
One, two, three, four, five. - It's anybody's game.
It's anybody's game. Usually, you play the game to seven. So we could do that since we are close. So we'll figure it out. We'll see how the next couple rounds go. All right, Shayne's turn. - They call me Mr. blank. See, if you'd had that racism, sexism, and homophobia. (laughs) They call me Mr. Racism,
sexism, and homophobia. All right, these are the four? - [Damien] God, I wish
I could switch this out. - I'll add a rando to this. - I really wish I could switch this out. - They call me Mr. Playing the cello like a gorilla having a stroke. - Wow. Specific.
- Damn. - Do you know what they call me? They call me Mr. Watching you poop. - Yeah, we don't like that guy. (Damien laughing) - They call me Mr. Mom's friend, Donna. - That's good.
- Yeah, that's funny. - They call me Mr. Meatballs,
Meatballs, Meatballs. They call me Mr. Jesus. - Hey, guys, I really
- 'Cause I'm coming twice. - I really think we
came to slay that round. - Chanse, I think that was
a great joke you just made. - Thank you.
- Sorry. - No, it's okay.
- I think Jesus wins. - Yeah, that was mine. - But then what about
the card? Just kidding. - Nice. - 'Cause I'm (beep) twice was my joke. - Yeah. I do just wanna say, I didn't file an incident report, but a Smosh camera fell on me earlier and now my arm kind of hurts
and I want everyone to know it. - A camera fell on you?
- Yeah. I was really brave. - Barely.
- Barely. All right.
- [Damien] I was a hero. - Chanse, you up.
- Oh my God. Okay. Do we want a family one or normal one? - Up to you.
- Whatever. - Oh, it's a double.
- It's a double. - Warning, blank may cause blank. - How are we doing this
with, like, the bottom one, different first one?
- So yeah, you read the bottom one first. So this one, you can't
shuffle them the same way. - No.
- Got it. - I'll collect them.
- But yeah, you pull them up. - Just put them in my hand
as I'm gonna read them. Warning, a skinny submissive husband may cause a chode. - Damn. - Warning, stomping around,
humping, and dumping may cause hooting and hollering. (everyone laughing) It sure might. - No way.
- That's amazing. That's a one-two punch.
- That was a fairytale. - That's a one-two punch. Warning, two dudes just
bumping their balls together may cause thunderous love making. - Well, yeah.
- It's true. - Yeah, it's gonna happen. - Warning, the babysitter
may cause going night night. (Shayne and Damien laughing) That's true.
- That is. - That's true.
- That is true. - And the kid's like, "No, I hate her. I hate her." - Yo, whatever you do. - It's kinda like "Ned's Declassified". - [Damien] Never heard of it.
- Warning, and if you have a babysitter, she might cause going night night. - You will definitely go night night. - Damn. Okay, I really like both of these. Let me hear it again. Warning, stomping around,
humping, and dumping may cause hooting and hollering. Where's the lie?
- That's too good. - Where's the lie? It has to be stomping
and humping and dumping. - It's way funnier. As the person with babysitter
card, that's way funnier. - No, I like the babysitter one the best. - A huge comeback right now, Shayne. Huge comeback.
- Thank you. - Wait, yeah. What is that five now? - I'm at four. Me and my friends don't
play with dolls anymore, we're into blank now. If someone had cigarettes,
that would've won. (Damien laughing) We're into racism, sexism. - I'm just gonna (beep)
let go and let God. - [Shayne] Nice.
- I don't know how else. Goddamn it. Can you shuffle this in
real good, my friend? Thank you.
- Yeah, will you shuffle it real good?
- Yeah, just make it real nice.
- Real good. - All right.
- Real good. - Me and my friends don't
play with dolls anymore, we're into Russian propaganda now. - Mm.
- Nice. - Those kids are awesome. - Me and my friends don't
play with dolls anymore, we're into punching my dad in the face and stealing his car now. - Sounds like so much fun. - Me and my friends don't
play with dolls anymore, we're into the lunch lady now. (laughs) - That's good.
- That is so good. - Yeah, I think the lunch lady wins that. - No, now we're tied.
- You did it. Yeah, dude. - But I helped you.
- Yeah, you help me for sure. Thanks for that.
- Now I'm tied with Damien. That's not fair.
- I know, but now you have a chance to get a point,
whereas I can't get a point. - Damn. Okay. - I can't get a point. But Shayne, you should
know, the other one, it was pretty good. - Okay.
- Okay, this one's a double. I'm blank. You're blank. Let's party. - Oh my God. - Oh no.
- I think I've got this. - I would have a great one for this. All right. (Shayne laughing) - Oh man. Yeah, read it. (Shayne laughing) - Yeah, read it.
- It doesn't even make sense. I did it 'cause I wanted
to get that one out there. - Let's hear it.
- I just want everyone to know that the day we are
filming this lines up with it. - Woo! Let's ride. - I'm 9/11, but with monkeys.
You're getting naked. Let's party.
(everyone laughing) - It doesn't make any sense.
- A tale as old as time. - Look, man. I'm 9/11, but with monkeys. You're getting naked. Let's party. - I'm turning 40. You're
being a pervert. Let's party. (everyone laughing) - That's so good.
- Theses are all so good. - That's good.
- That's so banger. - I'm RuPaul. You're being
super serious right now. Let's party.
(everyone laughing) - That's good.
- That's good too. Damn. - That's good. (Shayne laughing) - That's so so stupid. - I'm wearing a MAGA hat. You're literally (beep) the police. Let's party's. There's a big difference
between you're the (beep) police and you're literally (beep) the police. - You're literally (beep) the police. - I'm turning 40. You're being a pervert. I'm RuPaul. You're being
super serious right now. I think I gotta go with
RuPaul and super serious. - No.
- That's good. - Yes! - Is it Angela?
- Yes! - No way.
- It was very funny. - Well, Angela is our winner, everybody. - Wow.
- Woo! - Congratulations.
- It was a good game though. We were all neck and neck for a while. - Yeah, we were. We were. We
were. We were really close. (everyone laughing) - We were. We were. We were. - Did you put toddlers in there? Did you put toddlers in there? - The randos got us, you guys. - Did you put toddlers in there? - I hope you enjoyed the video. If you want us to play again, if you want us to play any
specific additions, let us know 'cause we always have fun
playing Cards Against Humanity. But thanks for watching. See ya. - Woo!
- Woo!
