F1 Is Wild w/ Ryan Sickler | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

we have killed generations of people for golf courses there's a bomb wait what like you you just start panicking B it's a bomb threat that guy 100% Che well folks it is official Bert has Type 2 diabetes make sure you support the American Diabetes Association and help Bert and others fight this terrible terrible disease in his place you guys know him as Sickle Cell give it up for Ryan sickler oh yeah hell yeah from type two diabetes to Sickle Cell I mean there's a lot of diseases a lot of diseases out there do you know and this is embarrassing to even admit and I can't believe I'm going to say this to you or your audience but my last name is sickler as you know and that's why you call me Sickle Cell but I didn't know and just until like the last year that someone with sickle cell is actually called a sickler did you I didn't yeah did you know that no I didn't either the doctor told me a doctor told me that he's like you know what sickler is right I was like I just kind of found out it's like what they call people Sickle Cell he's like yeah so somebody hasn't they're like he's a sickler yeah so you are Sickle Cell yeah I mean um if Sickle Cell was a person I guess among emergency physicians use of the term sickler is associated with negative attitudes towards people with CLE cell diseas people that cell haters yeah it's haters uh oh [ __ ] it's been a [ __ ] wild Year dude like how I mean I go back to like the being on tour I remember exactly where I was I remember I had checked in at this hotel in Perth in Western Australia and you called me from the hospital really distraught I mean emotional and you went through this whole horrific ordeal that like you know you thought you were going to die yeah they did too it's really scary yeah from one surgery to from one they called it a procedure I talk about this in my stand up right now like three hours and you're going home and you're going to be great and how long did you end up staying almost a month yeah and I called you I talk about that on stage calling you because the thing was um my phone was dead and they brought me a phone phone and I was like huh I [ __ ] you this is how I grew up yeah real phones real phones and I knew everyone's number and I still have numbers in my head like 2425 765 5492 21479 they're still in there 1573 and today I don't know anyone's because I don't rep repeatedly put that pattern in my head I just do this or or say this so yeah did wait did you you how did you know you know my number no I finally was able to charge my pH yeah but I I was like can somebody bring me a charger cuz my phone's dead and they were like you and your phone are about to have a lot in common I was like step back bro you better step back I got Blue Shield silver alling to me like I got kaer Permanente right now it went from I remember surgery this didn't go right to another like this all back stuff and then there's like oh we got some new [ __ ] to tell you about yeah got some blood yeah then the clots happen my whole lungs clot and it pushes on my heart my heart swells up and then I pass out I Collapse in the hospital on the bed and I wake up and like we need to get you out of here we need this bed free like come on man and then I'm laying on the very [ __ ] thing I went in there for originally for weeks so my back is not getting any but look my clots are gone that's I going to say so now's healthy I me the it's it's it should be better can you like do you have restrictions are there things that like yeah I can't I still it takes me I I won't I'll feel pain after a 10-minute walk a 10-minute walk so you can't run or anything like that oh no I can't ride a bike yet I'm not allow ride not allowed to do any of that [ __ ] is what's the bike restriction for the B for the back or for yeah the back everything's back now the lungs are and everything and blood are all good everything now we didn't give you your [ __ ] artwork oh I get artwork yeah I was looking at G's baseball card up there sorry a huge sin is that a [ __ ] thing for your dick right there what is that hanging that was looks like a dick hole uh penetrator yeah I'll show you oh you're opening this freshh fresh this fresh out of the plastic fresh for you my man oh hell yeah yeah all five [ __ ] foot six of them right there three right there brother this uh oh I see it's got a handle on it and [ __ ] oh yeah you could [ __ ] somebody up with that oh you really can't yeah oh man that is pointy as [ __ ] I swing it around the house sometimes with the boys just to keep them in check just to let them let them know Dad ain't [ __ ] playing that's Alpha as [ __ ] right there yeah holy [ __ ] dude no joke so yeah anyway all is well all is well um but the back is the big hold up now mhm okay we'll get there by the end of the year I'll be there yeah I think so like be able to do more yeah I need I've been in physical therapy since I got out of the hospital I've been in PT three what do they have three times a week still for for eight months now is it all and it's all back related stuff you do man it's I don't want to bore your audience but it's like here's what I can't believe I'm learning in my 50s how to walk properly like the way my feet strike the ground they like no you're you have I also have uh sharco Marie tooth disease in my leg CMT bro so we're working against all kinds of [ __ ] what is that that's a disease it's very common you can look it up they call C Mt um it's three doctors shco Marie and tooth tooth throws it all off don't know why it's in there shco Marie tooth disease one of the group of disorders that cause damage to the peripheral nerves the nerves that transmit information and signals from the brain and spinal cord to and from the rest of the body as well as sensory information such as touch back to the spinal cord and brain so you have this I have this so this is something I was born with oh really yeah this is a hereditary was dormant or something or like did you know you had it no yeah I knew I had this so so classification of this too they always say your calves look like inverted champagne bottles that's exactly what my calves look like I played soccer my whole life I should have tree trunk CES I don't have the muscle and the um layers of uh muscle in there for that build and you're kind of close to being I will never for you're going to like this so my dad had it and and his father had it yeah see I have crazy high arches like that like my top my foot's normal but my Arch is like that right there crazy high damn um so I walk [ __ ] up you know sometimes my feet will drag on every step yes that's like the poster the poster the 10 years 10 years that's a foot those are two feet they're like put the feet up there that's my sh Show show them who we are I have that what about Factor five man got that also that's what I found out later I had know had that's the blood genetic one that you guys will willfully gave me by pushing Sickle Cell on me he's we got a sickler over here and room three and um so my dad takes us to uh this study in Hopkins so it's before I'm six probably 14 cuz he died I'm 16 so I probably 14 years old and my younger brother's what 11 at the time we all go to get tested for this [ __ ] and there you're doing treadmill test and stuff and they're doing Wicked [ __ ] where they're taking needles and they're putting it right in the arch of your foot damn and they want you to the testing your reaction as to when you should feel it versus a you know what you should feel it versus a person with this they I will never forget they put needles in between your the webs of your toes and one of the things that hurt the worst is on your outside ankle bone they take this electric prod and they [ __ ] put it right on that bone you're like ah like that and it's how long you took to respond we got a CMT House of he jumped so my dad we're all in the room while this doctor's telling us what we have and what it is and he's like you're basically a step away from being Jerry's Kids by dad goes hey boys leave the room we walk right outside just put our ear up on that door my dad lit this [ __ ] he did for talking to you like that for saying Jerry's Kids he's like what the [ __ ] do you think you're doing who the [ __ ] do you think you're we were like oh yeah like we're he's getting in trouble like we get in trouble we're out there dying like oh Dad going off with this [ __ ] he told us we were all Jerry's kids that's his bedside man I bet he he said those words and here you know what it might be Karma this is I can't even believe I'm remember this it might be Karma because when my parents first got divorced it's crazy that a doctor said that he said those words to our faces and with like a you know just trying to make you understand where you're what's going on yeah yeah you all should have helmets you let us that wait are we Jerry's Kids we us that my dad said hey guys leave the room and [ __ ] just ripped this dude apart but in fifth so my parents split in fifth grade so in sixth grade my mom takes us and we live in this uh it's a hallway apartment someone just told me recently it's called a railroad apartment or something like that it's just a hallway with rooms cut off of we live in this dump and um this kid we meet this you know one of these neighborhood kids you know he's troubl but we're like we don't know any body we're going to hang out with this kid and uh he shows up at our door one day with all this [ __ ] change and a couple dollars of cash and [ __ ] we're like where'd you get that money he's like oh I just been going door too telling people I'm collecting for Jerry's kids and I go you can do that he goes yeah I'm like are you giving it to Jerry's Kids he's like no I'm like I don't think you can do that so we start going and collec them with them you do we collect so much [ __ ] change for Jerry's kids and we go home and uh my dad sees it he's like where the [ __ ] did you guys get all that money we're like oh man we've been going door to door just telling people we're collecting for Jerry's Kids he's like are you giving it to Jerry's kids we're like no he's like you can't do that that's illegal and you're going to get arrested we're like What so my dad tells us that they can fingerprint change my brother and I dump it all in the tub and we scrub my dad is laughing his ass and we're in there scrubbing these [ __ ] dude had like a five gallon bucket of change I'm not bullshitting we went to I can't believe I remember this we went to McDonald's and we [ __ ] gave it to him for the r McDonald yeah the people like these kids are so nice you know my dad's like I'm not trying to go to prison no a man they're not they're not good kids they're like this money's sparkling I mean we were just in there scrubbing change cuz we thought they could fingerprint that [ __ ] 10 million fingers have been on that [ __ ] that's what you get it's karma now I got that [ __ ] for collecting Jerry that's what you did you did it holy [ __ ] man this show is sponsored by DraftKings is the NFL playoffs teams are entering the home stretch gold and glory is in sight and I've teamed up with DraftKings an official partner of the NFL and right now they have an offer you don't want to miss all customers get a no sweat bet get a bonus bet back if your SGP SGP X bet doesn't hit download the draftking Sportsbook app now and sign up using my promo code bears and if you're a new customer you're definitely going to want to listen up right now on DraftKings new customers who bet just $5 get $200 in bonus bets instantly wondering what you can do with your $200 in bonus bets I'll tell you combine multiple bets together for a shot at even bigger payout if sports betting is not yet available in your state don't worry you can still join in and all the fun with DraftKings daily fantasy sports download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now all customers can use use my promo 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who's dyslexic to say where your library it's so easy to learn how to order food ask for directions speak to Merchants without having to consult a language app while you're on vacation we do it me and the girls and it makes vacation so much fun it's like a little family thing here's a special limited time deal for our listeners right now can get 55% off your Babel subscription but only our listeners at babel.com Bears get 55% off at babel.com Bears that's BB l com/ Bears rules and restrictions May apply gracius I'm glad you're you're doing better dude that was a scary time that was a scary time but I'm good scary time I um I'm going to get another test done on my arm yeah we talked about this where you said you might get a little bridge to bridge the tattoo scar separate scars but so what they're going to do is they told me so when I do certain movements I still feel how many years has it been now two and a half almost three yeah and you still are [ __ ] up no like I'm way way way but I if I do certain movements and like certain weight like I'll be like Oh I'm fine and then I get to a heavier weight and I'm like I'm not fine and what happens is you start to um you know it's a natural thing that anybody would do like you're not even conscious of it your body starts to compensate so right like you just like if I were to like push you this way because the external rotation does it a lot to me I'll just like I'll pivot I won't be able to do it like I would with my right hand and I get these weird like weird Sensations when I'm doing certain movements so what they're going to do is they're going to numb a nerve in my arm permanently no but it lasts like six to eight hours okay so I won't have any use of my left arm oh no use yeah and and when they numb it they try to isolate the nerve and they put they they scan it and then they try to see if there's scar tissue around that and that because the idea is that maybe what's going on is that I have some some compression from scar tissue and then it's just as simple as like a small incision scrape away scar tissue and maybe that pain goes away that's exactly what they're telling me about the pain in my back now it could be scar tissue from the surgery hitting my nerves and they want to give me two epidurals yeah so I'm flying out to LA in a couple weeks I got to go do that [ __ ] too yeah but I'll be just like this for like the day like just one armed like hey man let me get a coffee yeah yeah you just got to sling it up bro but you can't you should just flop you lay it everywhere don't talk [ __ ] to me man yeah it's crazy that it stays with you that's my that's my favorite watch you got to drag drag it back off you have no power to even pull your own arm back I better put everything in my right pocket before that day starts everything thing with it's going to be that sensation you know you fall asleep on your arm yeah right and you're like you got to wait for it to come alive it's I fell asleep on the plane coming here and uh I had my arms next to the seats and I I guess when I woke up I couldn't I couldn't make a fist and I panicked for a good minute I panicked I was like oh [ __ ] no no this ain't happen now it's the worst sensation the worst and they're like prepare for a whole day of it just your dead arm you're going to feel like you're going to tilt over I feel like the weight you won't even feel the weight I know feel like I should just check into a room and you should just sling it up and check in yeah yeah I'm not looking forward to it you got to get that one with the stick on the hips you know what I'm talking keeps it up keeps it up uh for people that don't know you can watch Ryan has a special on YouTube called Lefty son on his YouTube channel you can watch the Honeydew uh you can do the patreon has the wildest stories that I've ever heard and you have a new podcast called the way back um really fun it's uh it's just Nostalgia it's old school talking about growing up and times like that and that that seat in the old school station wagon that faces traffic yeah Is We I went and got a nice reupholstered seat one of those yeah sit on that got my grandma's Afghan on there yeah we talked about m80s and [ __ ] talk about firecrackers and BB guns should definitely be dead from that everyone I any human that makes it past 16 statistically is is pretty pretty amazing pretty amazing do you ever think about that like I don't know thousand years ago maybe less that people would like live to 15 that was it that's it yeah that's why that's why when people got married it was like happily ever after we're dying at 32 30 was yeah that was that's it it's over I got some [ __ ] in my lungs and it's over there isn't anything for this yeah think about how many times like I've been sick so many times with like sinus infections and stuff pneumonia would have wiped us out they've been like you got you're just going to die that's what people do yeah you're going to die you're going to everybody who we've ever known you're going to die I think about all the time too um at some point in time there will probably be um whether it's computers or whatever we can put in our body but people will be able to live forever yeah as long as you're you know take care of the the structure yeah be able to live forever and then we become like the ders yeah you know people talk about like oh yeah my great great-grandfather died yeah yeah like yeah he was one of the ders what you're all still living I would I don't want to live that long no if you can be in here's the I think they said Dr Drew told me this one time he just goes men in their 70s he's like men specifically statistically just all like more so than women right the 70 like if you can make it through your 70s and relatively good health that is you're an anomaly at that point is that right 70s is our threshold oh yeah I mean average you know it it keeps bumping up because of Technology medicine lifestyle and everything that we learned but you know every like now we're at that age where you know a lot of friends parents are sick and like almost every time I'm like how old are they the guy it's always 72 74 it's all that's like I mean that's sort of in the average lifespan but the average lifespan like I said keeps bumping up but I feel like if man if you could have a good run in the SE in your 70s to enjoy that decade of life I mean I hear about people even into their 90s I'm like you have to be [ __ ] me like yeah not I mean I don't my Aunt Helen lived in her 990s she was also blind in one eye half her jaw was missing from s you know what I mean like quality of life I'll take I'll take 65 over 95 [ __ ] being in pain every day being is that the aunt that [ __ ] on the walls that's that's my grandma [Music] oh well when you say it like that though that did happened but she didn't just go around people's homes [ __ ] on walls that was at a public place though right she went she and a cousin older cousin coincidentally shared a birthday uhuh and so they would just go out for coffee she's older at this time in her 60s they would go out for coffee um on their birthdays and just celebrate her and Jimmy celebrate their birthdays and they went to this old school place in Baltimore called white coffee pot it's like this little face and the guy had a little tongue sticking outside and it was like a little diner spot and um they go in there they're having coffee and breakfast and she's like oh my God my stomach's ring I'll be right back so she goes to the bathroom and she said she squatted over the toilet and she [ __ ] and she said when she turned around she was just mortified that it was all over like nothing went in the toilet it was sprayed all on the wall and she's like oh my God we got to get out of here so she cleans herself up and as she's running out of the bathroom the lady to come clean it is coming in and she said she panicked and she's like I don't know why I said anything but I just went some sick son of a [ __ ] in there did that it's disgusting and then she runs out and grabs jibby and he's like I'm not done my breakfast she said I'll get you some [ __ ] breakfast somewhere else they we got to get out of here we're not coming back to the little tongue again a brown Cofe pop down Bro [ __ ] Yeah so it's stories like that the whole show is and it's not a long one man it's it's uh like 30 minute the way back yeah yeah I I don't want to sit and do two hours anymore we do that with all the other pods and stuff this is just a fun quick hitter we've already got Gaffigan recorded Norman jool so many people there's like 15 episodes already already in the bank that's nice man so you'll be ready to go for like a whole year that's it rip them for you know a little while and have fun they'll be right on my YouTube and all that stuff dude I had I had the craziest adrenaline th rush I was so keyed up on adrenaline that I needed to take a day down to do for my body to decompress well that's what I learned with you after that Vegas [ __ ] was um I thought that would amp me up so much like yeah and it just all that once yeah and then I I fell asleep on the ride home yeah I was so cuz you're so alert mentally that night I legit was I don't know maybe half a second I felt like half a second off you're talking about we went to a track and we drove we like you drove they drove me back bro you but I also remember when you we went to one of those places where you can pick Exotics and you picked one and you're like I want the most like the badass [ __ ] and that guy was like you don't want this one you want this one yeah I wanted the one and he was like nah you want this one and it ended up it an I think it was like the the Lamborghini stto but like the the race spec and you were like I'm GNA throw up I kept telling the guy I'm going to throw up he's like don't throw up in here he's got getting real nervous and I'm like look I'm good on the straightaways it's when you tell me to go from 132 to 35 in these s turns it's [ __ ] with me right now he's like watch the uh what was it your your it was it your uh not your gravity but your um your RPMs no on the dash was your um oh what's the [ __ ] word I'll think of it later but your not your um it was just the way the car handled he's you know what I'm talking about I can't remember the name of the damn thing but he's like you can watch it right there on the scen screen so doing that looking in here and [ __ ] I was like it's also 120 in the car and we have a GoPro footage of it yeah there's goo and then coming around the turn I go no bro I'm going to throw up he goes okay and I'm trying to pull off the track but I'm so close to puking but I also have a helmet on everything and he's yelling at me cuz I'm not in that lane I'm still kind of on the main track and he's screaming that we're going to get like equilibrium that's what it was okay okay and uh I'm like I can't anymore bro I can't I just got to and I flipped the helmet and then you like I'll drive back he's like no I open the door and I'm just breathing and I'm hear him over there going yeah we got one that's uh going to throw up over here I'm like oh God damn it and you had paid for 10 laps I'm on lap five and I'm like I'm done he's like you got five more I was like no I don't no I don't and I'm just Brea I never throw up I'm breathing I'm like all right I'm good let me drive back to thing he's like you're not driving and they brought the [ __ ] mini van a shame and drove look it was only like 50 ft they [ __ ] drove me back what's up it is a new year 2024 and I have my liquid IV I'm on the road I'm in Asia right now my shirt might say one city but I'm in another city and I am constantly pulling these out of my bag I bring them with me uh we go to the gym we work out I take these in the morning I take them in the evening why because I cramp a lot and these keep me from cramping and look it's a new year 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it was fine it was [ __ ] great and then I was like make sure you get your money back I did half they did they did give me I was I thought they were going to pull some oky do [ __ ] on me but they were like yeah we'll give you half back that's cuz he knew he upso me yeah but man I I don't know how you do it because I like I said I'm good in straight lines yeah it's those even even carnival rides I'm good up down and [ __ ] like that any of that [ __ ] no man I can't [ __ ] with that I always send you uh Carnival footage yeah ever since we we start talking about that about how crazy do you want to know what just happened what so um I took my daughter to the Santa Monica Pier went with my buddy Jim and his daughter the four of us go down make like a little dad daughter night out of we're down there hanging out and they want to ride the rides but I can't ride rides but I can ride to [ __ ] ferris wheel and they got a monster Ferris wheel down there right so we get on and um two days later there's a report of a dude that free climbed up the middle you know how big that is right look up that Santa Monica um it's called the they says like the Pacific Pier or Pacific wheel or something right it's a monster [ __ ] Ferris wheel this dude climbed up to the middle of it there after scaling it right there's the story that thing oh my God climed up to the middle of it freehand oh there he is with a backpack on look at him and then said he had a bomb they had to clear the whole Pier like all the way out to Santa like the whole Pier everybody had to go he didn't have a bomb and then like two days later they shut the peer down look at him I was on that do you know how pissed off I'd have been if the only ride I could get on cuz you know how they made the people get off no they wouldn't run it cuz they were scared they they craned them off so the people that were stuck at the top had to get on a crane yeah and lowered down [ __ ] that I would have been Furious if the only ride I could ride after all this shit's that this guy did that look at him oh my God that [ __ ] crazy also how like how you learn like when you're in it they're like get on the crane and you're like I don't want put me down and they're like there's a bomb and wait what like you you just start panicking bomb there a bomb threat that guy and then the crane just go like this right next to the Bomb by the way now your face is near it there it is there's someone on the crane look at it I'm telling you dude [ __ ] I would say nope no no you Wiest [ __ ] I'll take my chances oh my God look at that dude that's insane and that's not just some carnival ride that's a that's a landmark for God's sake wonder what kind of charge that is well you got um terrorism because you say you got a bomb yeah so that's in there there's a lot of charges probably going on in that trespassing look they got the arrow look at at him who's up there taking that is that the crane guy that's just a dude out of work too you know he's just like I don't I've been I haven't been doing [ __ ] in a while I need to go do something today F he that's all planned out everything [ __ ] who got that picture cuz I if that's the crane Opera I be like bro pay attention stop snapping selfies over here [ __ ] lower my ass shout out to uh uh I want to hear about this Philip Lee so Phillip is a a chef Michelin star Chef lives here in Austin he has a sushi by scratch which is in a bunch of um cities now is that where you and I went and so he's down here with that as well yep and he opened pasta bar here that's him right there MH so he's like hey I'm doing some [ __ ] for Red Bull do you want to come on F1 weekend they're hooking all this up and I was like [ __ ] yes so we go to this like event they have at Oracle first where we're standing there and they're doing like promotional stuff and then you just see Over the Horizon a helicopter come into view and it's carrying an F1 car and I'm like you've got to be [ __ ] me look it up F1 uh Red Bull car in Austin flying like they the guy flew it through like down it was actually really crazy to see in person like uh you just seeing it come in yeah on a chopper hanging yeah and uh that's it right there bro get the [ __ ] out of here this guy flew it around Brandon that's his name I met him afterward I was like I want to meet the chopper pilot I don't give a [ __ ] about any of these drivers after this this the craziest thing I've ever seen so he he flew that through the city and then lowered it into the the promotion site at Oracle it was it was really impressive man I mean what a [ __ ] they're the best at promotion I was going to say what a billboard what an advertisement for what's going on on it what the hell's that up that's an F1 car yeah it's an F1 car so that's nuts that was day one then the next day we [ __ ] he's like meet me at this we go to a gun range Park and the Red Bull Chopper lands in behind this the range and flies us uh you see the chopper this is like this they have it all wrapped but they yeah they just pick us up in that in that I wouldn't go that that's an r44 it's great those are great nope he just took the doors off I I'd just be waving at your ass up there like have fun Tom talk to you about it on the podcast we flew [ __ ] that you got in that yeah we flew to this place how many people's we in there it looks like it fit four that one we were in was Tiny and there were five of us which one the one we flew of uh Santa Monica to the San Bernardino oh no that was bigger than this yeah I'm saying I felt like that was tight oh really yeah oh no this was that looks tiny that looks like a trash can look at it it does it's got one [ __ ] blade going up there too that's it no oh hell no it was great he flew us to this place and when we flew we landed here we get to start rally drive this is a place called wait so did you shoot at the gun range first no we just get we just they they're just letting us letting them pick us up there then we fly here and we get to drive rally cars oh man in like dirt tracks I was say Offroad rallies so first it was Subarus and then they put us in this thing yeah what is that this is a all new it's it's made by Sierra cars and that's Philip in there it's all electric so the sub yeah see the Subarus are behind it so we drove those first that weighs 1,200 lb that car that he's in and it has 300 horsepower get the [ __ ] out of here yeah that has 300 horsep 300 horsepower I mean it's just like that that's how it feel and you're just skiing through dirt I think about this all the time there's some farmer back in the old days with one horse pulling his [ __ ] and there's an [ __ ] in the neighbor next to him with 300 of them the equivalent that's the equivalent 300 fores pulling your [ __ ] that is nuts dude how fast does that go I mean I don't know what the actual they hit 100 and [ __ ] easy that's me right there and I think like it's just right out of the gate you just kind of is it just oh it's small it just starts zipping you know um is it easy to drive yeah it is actually like is it handle better the more you like really get into it and [ __ ] it does and you and there's a handbrake too so you can use the actual brakes that come with it or you can you can do the um the there's the next one here uh the next video of this has yeah this is me coming around and like I hit you hit the the throttle and then you pull the handbrake you know oh and that makes you do the yeah yeah you start to like kind of jumps oh I see so you're hand breaking on your turns mhm and then there he is there he is he was chasing us he was chasing us yeah I swear to God I swear to God and then there's one of the super he was chasing the cars what's that coming out behind him right there that's a drone oh it is okay um but then dude it was so much fun and by the way the the like the prep for this was just like have fun they're like they gave us here like just go it was so much fun we got to drive Broncos Offroad in those Woods back there on his Trail damn dude yeah it was so fun then they had another course where they had Red Bull like drivers you know like sponsor drivers um so we got in the camam you know what that is like that two seater is that like the off-road thing yeah yeah yeah and they had a seven time world champion named Mia Chapman go pull up her Instagram because the first video on it is is from that day uh I'm not in it but this is what like that's her right there driving that and here put your headphones on this is her driving she's driving you so you get you get a you get to ride with her Jesus Christ look how fast they're going go and she's just giv rides in this thing dude we're jumping she's jumping road with her yeah yeah it was Unreal like she sting jumps right there yeah dude and everybody's going through that like what you hear there is the same way everybody feels everyone's like oh my God like look at her jumping over that [ __ ] she's hauling ass look and that's she said she's driving at like 40% my God cuz she's got passengers [ __ ] like real dialed down that's dialed down yeah yeah it was it was so much [ __ ] fun that looks so much [ __ ] fun so we do that for hours then they take us to Kota and we watch the practice runs then we go back here God damn you all day with them yeah and then they flew us on the chopper again the garbage can I would have said ride me back in one of those and they flew us to the range then we went shooting on the Range when you got back when we got back then we went out to dinner then we went to a party how long of a day is that it was a full [ __ ] day God damn dude all adrenaline I feel like I'd be asleep at the dinner well the next day people were like you want to go to the thing and I was like no I'll bet we just we literally took the whole day down like just chilled out recovered and then the next day was the race day so then we took a chopper there a different one little bigger I think we have video from that yeah so this is going to the race so we got to like that's that's Kota right there so you're seeing people yeah you're seeing people like come in and um they let they it's cool on the on the other video of it you you can actually see like the whole layout of the of the circuit it's [ __ ] this one right here so this is like this is us pulling up and this is race day so it's like you know it's just starting to get Super Con there's so many people you know there's like over 100,000 some people here but yeah they just fly you we fly right to the track and then card us over and then we got to sit we got we had so much [ __ ] incredible access like we got to go at the uh the Chairman's Club on turn two which you can kind of you see people come around turn one turn two three four and you whip around and you can see 12 13 14 like it's it's incredible what's their top speed what are they hitting those guys um on the back straight will hit like 210 215 yeah I went to uh the Indie 500 one time yeah years ago like early 2000 maybe something like that might have been 2000 and um Danica Patrick was racing that time she crashed uh but we got she crashed she did that day um I don't know if she crashed or they crashed her oh really yeah cuz that was back when she was doing that everyone's like what is she doing here yeah yeah and um I just remember we had pit passes and we were able to go down right in the pit and I just remember standing there and just looking straight ahead and just watching the car go by like to see how much of it I'd see and it was it was like it sounded like bumblebees on steroids just going right by you it's so it's so it's so impressive to see yeah and then they're man they're not just driving that thing they're getting right on each other's asses moving inside Lanes outside everything inch apart inches yeah inches apart 150 60 MPH it's really impressive to see and those cars are spaceships F1 cars are [ __ ] spaceships are they they're so ridiculous man they're in so insane well and can't you now like oh yeah this is I don't know how you don't cheat but can't you now listen to them like can't you like you get like a headset and you can listen in they were saying to the like pit Crews and stuff I don't I mean that's how another team can they they pipe in on the broadcast like if you watch the broadcast you'll have the commentators and then they'll they'll take you to an exchange so they'll be like here's Hamilton talking to the pit about something and you know like you'll hear the driver be like ah he's going he's going off off the grid and like you know saw all what do these people weigh too what's the weight a healthy weight to get haul Daniel Ricardo was here and he uh he said that you don't want to weigh anything over 160 damn yeah they all that little and also like there margins you know for giving up like because everything's about weight when you're you know in this at that level and fractions of a second are the different like a second is an eternity so like if you start to weigh over that you're giving up something that they would rather not because you're just weighing more you know it's going to it's going to hold you down that like that minuscule amount they told us too that they gave us a tour and there's a room like [ __ ] three times the size of this room of just like computer towers they're like yeah this is for when they're driving the car is sending signals back to engineers in each of their home countries n in real time and then those Engineers are analyzing sending the information back about adjustments that need to be made in the like they're making they're doing it in the car itself in the car or like when they pit tell these guys hey this is what need little stuff you know yeah they're analyzing it to that degree all right so what's the fastest you've ever had before you got all these nice cars and [ __ ] what's the fastest you ever hit a car on the road hit a car no not hit I mean what's the fastest you ever hit driving a car oh probably probably like in the 130s damn what was it um uh a Ford Mustang GT oh yeah the 5.0 back in the day yeah so and then I drove a a 986 like a early earlier model Cayman like that I had in La probably like 135 coming back at night what like the 405 the 101 like coming from like Oxnard yeah oh out there all right but then I don't I don't try I really don't go for like on whenever you're in a car like a performance car there's always someone who wants to race you mhm and they always come up and like either they make a signal or they rev their engine and it's always a guy like in a Honda or something who's like what's up [ __ ] like you're like I'm good like I don't want to be dangerous on there especially now that I have the ability to go to these places where you get to do it won't a Tesla wipe anything off the road these days anyway well uh from the like starting stock just stock car on the streets it it's especially 0 to 60 yeah it'll Crush yeah once you get like moving though some you got to catch up to it first yeah yeah those things are lightning I mean it's it is crazy that you can just buy one there's so it's so crazy that someone can be like here's a check can I have a metal box that goes 0 to 60 in 1.9 seconds and drives itself yeah and drives itself and they're like yeah go for it there's no there's no tests no special dri they don't make you fill out of form just background checks for that [ __ ] this is a [ __ ] missile yeah it is a missile should definitely be a background check test I did drive a friend's car at that track and most of the cars I bring F1 yeah well not at F1 but at at that track at the Koda track I drove my friend's car uh which is automat I I bring mostly manual cars there his is automatic which is so much so much faster and cons like on that back straight I hit 170 damn yeah but that was I couldn't do it in one of mine his was just so so much I mean the fastest I've ever hit in anything is that car in Vegas was one I feel like I don't know what it was 140 50 somewhere and there right down to 30 and my stomach was [ __ ] dude you know what my so my cousin came my cousin came for this whole weekend that was the fun part is like Philip invited us and also I got to give a shout out Peter AA who is a [ __ ] obsessed fan like I thought I like cars and it's like no I guess I don't cuz like his level he's super super n F1 he gave us tickets in the turn 15 grand stand which is amazing is that the best one it's probably I think it's the best grand stand view you can get you see people come all the way back down down that stretch and you see them go through 12 13 14 15 into the carousel so you're you really get to see like a whole portion of it and you get to see them do that [ __ ] like speed that's actually turn two but um so those guys yeah it's really like they're like [ __ ] spaceships dud but the tickets he hooked up were unbelievable unbelievable um but my cousin was visiting and he works in uh that's him there Juan shout out to Juan Lis um when we were at rally school there he was telling me that you know he's Liv he's from Peru but he does a lot of work in Mexico and so we're always like oh what's what's that like because he has to go to like all the regions because it's in agriculture like do you ever worry about you know the cartels he's like Noah like you know everything's cool they always tell you like just don't go there and don't be there after Sundown and like all you know it's all part of the part of that world but he was saying that he was in caloa um on a week where the government had gotten a hold of one of the cartel guy's family members might have been like Chapo son and so they sent in all like the Federalist you know like all the cops like for a presence like they the police are here and on that weekend uh a military Chopper flew into the City and he's like so you know like everybody all the citizens are like oh wow like the cops are here look at this and as that Chopper was up there a [ __ ] missile came out blew it up so like the cartel guys had like anti-aircraft no and they were waiting for that helicopter to come and do that blew it out of the sky yeah so everyone's like oh [ __ ] how are the tomatoes how the tomatoes coming all right go back to my farm that's crazy well I remember like antiaircraft crazy when I don't know if it's the same weekend that he was talking about I remember sometime in the last 24 months they got a hold at one time the Govern got a hold of El Chapo's son and didn't they like let him go pretty quick well cuz the cartel just came down the mountain and tanks started blow like firing at the police in tanks and then they were like you can take them back yeah you can have yeah that's nuts yeah dude tanks and they can't do anything about nothing we could do about it yeah they were just like you got it we'll give them back could you imagine if like the National Guard flew over like Ohio and then someone shot it down like and be like we're not going to do anything to you oh hell no yeah that's how big of a presence that is that is a big presence yeah it's not like a hundred guys you know I don't know if you remember me telling this is a while ago I was wrote and produced on this piece it was a Ferrari racing club uhhuh and um it was basically it wasn't basically it was these guys they're all rich dudes I mean these guys like that shit's so expensive clubs they all own their own Ferraris and they have support teams they have support teams and they so what they did was the guy I worked with his name was John and he was a young goodlook dude and he was an attorney for um Philip Morris I think or against Philip Morris I think it was and then won all these cases so he had [ __ ] you money yeah he owned a mansion in New Orleans he had the original land speeder from Star Wars and he would drive it to work no yeah he would drive York he had the original new or is one of those cities that are like yeah you can drive there yeah people see you like oh my God it's the [ __ ] original land he had the original um R2-D2 nc3 poo he would license those out to Universal and just make money off that as a revenue stream he then um remember the first black gold rim Lamborghini Kos poster when we were kids like all the AG he bought that one that one the one in the poster that one he went and got that one he had every year of every Ferrari ever made every year yeah of whatever it was and one of the things he'd say he would go to Italy and he'd come back on his private jet and he said I would I'll take a model I'll bring him back with me and I tell him straight up like I got a Wednesday Thursday if you want to come back and [ __ ] hang out Monday Tuesday you can and he's like they get right on the private jet they go back he says before they land he has a control this is before this is good I don't know how many years ago he would set the lights in the pool in the house he could put the temperature he said he could operate C3PO and he'd have him come over and act like he was lifting up their dress a little bit and he'd be like oh C3PO he' do that this dude was loaded yeah it's good game so he also owned a Ferrari and he told me that um owning a Ferrari a real Ferrari part of it is like you it's like owning a horse at a stable it stays in Italy at the track I know someone who did that and he said I'm only allowed to drive that car when I fly to Italy and I'm only allowed to drive it on that track it's mine to be driven there yeah but they all loved cars so much that he got about I don't know it's probably about 12 or 15 Rich [ __ ] dudes yeah they all had their own Ferraris and they picked six tracks here in the US and basically tried to simulate what was going on in Italy here and they would do each track twice so you got 12 tracks but you're doing Jersey twice like Tampa twice or whatever and these dudes had so much [ __ ] money I had so much fun so much fun watching them drive and then a couple of them crash them and they go off CU they're not you know ain't a racing team I sat down I talk to this one dude we're in Jersey I go what are you doing after this today he goes oh I'm going to hop on my private jet and fly back I'll be home in like 20 minutes kids will swim in the pool I go Jesus Christ I you live in Manhattan he's like yeah I go what how do you how'd you get your money cuz I'm interviewing these guys like how'd you come up with your money he's like oh my father owns like uh he owns 10 skyscrapers in New York I make buildings he's like yeah my dad owns buildings okay that'll do it okay yeah yeah yeah uh I know a guy who drives like in a Porsche GT3 club and he said like on his weekends he'll go through 15 grand in tires on tires yeah just own tires my God yeah and I met I met another dude that's a lot of [ __ ] money on tires in a weekend this dude I don't know if I ever spent that much on tires of my lifetime this so far I'm trying to do this this his weekend tires yeah this dude cuz you know you never know who you're talking to weekend tires you know you never know yeah and so somebody said something oh Tom like I was at a party Tom likes cars he's like oh yeah I like cars I was like yeah man what kind of cars you you got and I'd tell him a couple things and about you he's like yeah you know and he's doing it like really unassuming I got this one I got this one I oh that's a good car he's like yeah I got couple that I keep in Italy and I go you keep cars in Italy he's wearing like a Hawaiian shirt right he looks like he's [ __ ] there to change the ice and I was like what he's like yeah I keep I keep that one and Marinella I like you keep your cars there he's like just for when I go there when I drive you know just to have it and I was like okay this dude's pretty pretty serious and then I'm talking to somebody else and they're like oh yeah he's a he's a billionaire I was like oh yeah that's clear now like billionaire he keeps his cars in Italy yeah just for fun yeah yeah that's big time Big Time cash 15 grand en Tire God damn so much money yeah some of those dudes like I don't know if like some of those guys will travel and drive with a crew like a their own pit crew oh they had their own um like the trailers they own too to transport the car I'm like you guys fund all this like yeah just for fun and I'm like you still have money left over and they're like yeah and we're just doing this for fun it's basically their equivalent of like like some dudes like golf weekends you know so they with all the finest gear they TR that's their version of it yeah yeah that's you really got to back up a truck though and there's nothing coming in it's all money out oh yeah they're not getting sponsored no no one's paying you for [ __ ] you could be the the fastest guy that day and you just get like a high five one guy he was my favorite dude he had this black and gold card and uh car and uh there was a Latin phrase on it and I can't remember exactly how it went but it it's it it translated to I um I come in peace Ready for War and that's on his car and I was like [ __ ] yeah I love I just love that [ __ ] motto and um I go where'd you get your money like what's your family business and his family business was he was I think he was British no he was Italian what am I saying duh and his family um were Jewelers who worked with the Italian royalty oh Jesus yeah so he's busting out watches for us to see like we can't touch and [ __ ] look at yeah for the cry show he's like I'll get a couple for you I'm like Jesus and his but like you say his jewelry shop was the sponsor yeah it wasn't like you know uh [ __ ] 76 or Aros coming in and throwing money at these guys it is all money out yeah met a dude whose money came from uh the the latches on on uh PLS on the doors come on he made the L because you you think about that you're like there's always things you go and you go well yeah someone's got to make it and then all the ples are like yeah we need that latch that's what he makes you know that's what his company makes I got one for you a guy I used to work with swore to us that a girl he dated grandmother may you can look this up if you want cuz I think it was a lady um you know that little plastic Pizza tray the table that comes in your pizza so the lid doesn't hit hit the cheese yeah that little thing yeah that's her they made that gazillions of money gazillions of dollars I mean cuz you think about it if you're going to mass-produce those they're probably less than a penny to make they're just a little plastic thing sure and that lady [ __ ] that thing yeah that little table right there somebody made that mhm I was like yeah I give it to you for three cents right there is it an old lady she Oh look The fundrais yeah there she is that lady of Argentina yeah there you go that lady did that [ __ ] thing somebody did that right yeah somebody had to do it that's got to make her gazillion was filled oh look at that though was filed 83 oh cared of dicks Hills got a similar one so that might be who he he knows she failure to pay maintenance fees in 93 get man wow mhm yeah there's things like that you never consider also learned about how they were telling me how you think uh cartels are ruthless you go in in Latin America the real crazy thing now is mining like what do you mean people there's there's gold mines oh and the families that control that they're like they make they make cartels look like Girl Scouts I'll bet that kind of money yeah CU they'll come in there and just like wipe out a [ __ ] indigenous community and they dig and do what they want and it's so much money that it gets ruthless you know yeah met one of those guys too you met him yeah well how' you meet this guy just family yeah through your family you met this guy yeah and they just wipe out towns and [ __ ] and he's a real jovial guy too I bet he's like how you doing he's going to be here [ __ ] those people we have killed generations of people for golf courses yeah that's [ __ ] crazy it's pretty wild and it is it's it really is like being a a Saudi Prince or something you know if you have a gold mine that produces it's oil any of that [ __ ] right that kind of money [ __ ] yeah scary though because they they they they end up controlling entire regions yeah region and the business that flows in and out oh then they just get then they in those communities they just also put the government on payroll you know so like judges cops everybody's like yeah man dig wherever you want yeah we sign that I'll sign that no problem yeah pretty wild that's scary [ __ ] I think about um I watched I was a big fan of Deadwood back in the day on HBO that series and you know partially uh rooted in history and how um oh what's the family that lives up uh it's got the the hursts the hursts up in Northern California with that Hurst Castle and [ __ ] oh right they were the um the newspaper people right yeah and they came in and they the way they made their money if I remember correctly was there was all this gold out there and it was I believe the Black Hills of South Dakota and they would come in and scare people and just say hey the government's going to come they're going to make this place like every other state and you're not going to get the money you're supposed to get for that so how about I give you 2 million right now 2 million back then oh my God yeah and we'll call it even and they would take that and then he'd have a literal mountain of gold that was worth gazillions you know and he's buying off these people and that's how they just started stacking their money and once they started doing that they started buying towns and Banks and [ __ ] like I'll buy your bank then yeah yeah and then they go like I'm buying a bank I just own everything yeah I just take it all Hurst Town yeah yeah yeah you don't get to be someone like that being a nice person hell no no no man I just I I've always vibed with that old Mafia mentality like I did a report on um Capone uh when I was young and that the ma the valentine day massacre is just that whole he wiped out the top guy and then sent the biggest [ __ ] bouquet of flowers to the whole funeral you know what I mean like I've always loved that mindset like there you go there you go there you go yeah to say did you ever do the uh Alcatraz tour I did remember I still remember cuz I I think I was the only person that laughed on the tour uh they took us to the hospital wing and they were like so Capone had syphilis well but he had [ __ ] up some guy oh oh and the guy was in bed recovering and uh they said Capone went to tickle his feet so that the guy because the guy was in pain so he's like H stop and then they go and then Capone punched him in the stomach while he's laying there you laugh I laugh and they were like I was like it's a funny thing to imagine right like I have pictures of me in black and white sitting on like the toilet in there and stuff let you go in the cell but I'll tell you this I I really did have a a a weird feeling at Alcatraz I've had it a couple times and we got there and originally when right when you get on the little island there there was um Native American indigenous tribe that was speaking on like whatever they did to them or so I don't even know I'm ignorant but it's so crazy that someone could escape from there that water oh and shark infested cold that's a hell of a distance D look at that distance to anywhere um but when we got out in the yard did you go out to the yard that's where I felt I felt like people had been shanked and everything out there I just felt a dark presence look that when you see it from that angle too the one right there I think that's the most kind of intimidating one because so oh yes is there one only one Escape like that that that successful I think so but they also don't never they don't know if that guy drowned or what but I think a few people got out of there or tried to get out of there did the three three the three men did escape the island but most likely drowned oh so they don't consider them to be who escap how about who escaped successfully is it just the oh and they're assuming that they all drown wow they got out though which is nuts it's nuts yeah I I have escaping prison stories are always insane and the the the tunnels they have to go like I would freak out in there I'd make them come get me you know what I mean i' like I can't get out of there I can't climb through a tunnel I I scrap with a look at this story that John angland allegedly wrote a letter to the San Francisco police in 2013 wow he was the only one still living the writer claimed well but yeah but it's a letter like how do you know that that's the guy I mean how do you know it's coming from him DB Cooper type [ __ ] yeah yeah that story is amazing too did you watch that whole I did yeah it was great I did I think that dude is him too which one the like the one that they were saying they thought was him that died I think the guy that died as DB Cooper not the one still living I don't think so it was so compelling to watch it was and then the fin is like those yearly like ComicCon type things where they all get together but how about like back then what year he do that [ __ ] what year's it say 71 71 I wouldn't trust a parachute in 1971 or kicking open a door of a a plane [ __ ] no man yeah I know that's crazy I'd love to be able to do something like that and get away with it though it'd be fun it'd be fun if if you got away with it but you'd be waiting your whole life cuz you know somebody somewhere some young 20-year-old something it's like I'm going after this just let it die that a robbery would be like robbing a banker or a museum would be such a thrill yeah a bank would be yeah I wouldn't care about the museum the bank would be the museum would just be like the fun yeah but the bank you got you're scaring more people so if that's really what you're into you got feel like you got a bunch of them there yeah because the the whole thing with the uh museum is you want to do it without alerting right so it's got to be secret [ __ ] yeah but it's just fun to know that the bank you're going in the opposite yeah you're not going in the same way you know it's give me all your [ __ ] M yeah what um who was the guy that got caught in Santa Monica oh Whitey buer buer so I think he was at alcatra he might have been was Whitey buer can you imagine going your whole life then someone recog how did even get recognized like that yeah he was there dude dud look at that in 1956 he was there dude surv survived Alcatraz in the 50s and couldn't get out of the Santa Monica and what the '90s the 2000s they got him that story is incredible um it's nuts that someone was like that's that's [ __ ] Whitey B yeah there it is Santa Monica yes his address is on there yeah where was it what was his address I want to know how close I was to whitey Baler little apartment too it's up for rent 10 10 12 oh he's off Third Street Man Down by the proage man living large he um look at there so the FBI agent that was part of the task force from Boston flies in and uh you know they wait for him in the garage that's how this went down yeah yeah so what they did was they alerted him that there was a problem with like his vehicle or something in the garage so he comes down and it's just [ __ ] 100 agents so the lead guy might have been the guy right there cuffs him he admits to who he is you know and he goes don't you feel a sense of relief that it's over and he said WHYY buer goes [ __ ] no [ __ ] no yeah you know how he died uhh you don't know how he died dude they put a lock in a uh like a like a you know masterlock keypad in a sock and beat them who uh prisoners this whole story the whole story of how he ends up getting killed is so crazy because they never really follow up on how this happened like this is the kind of thing that if you're not a conspiracy theorist makes you kind of go okay what the [ __ ] is going on because he is a highlevel inmate like that you treat people like that a different way there's a whole different protocol and they move him into general population at one point and they're like how did this happen and everyone's like I don't know what do you mean this is like the most he was number one on the FBI Most Wanted list made that call and then he just gets transferred like he's in protective custody and they transfer him into genp and they kill him like on the first [ __ ] day dude they beat him to death they beat him to death because he's a rat you know they held him down and beat him with a [ __ ] lock an 80s something year old man like that's [ __ ] godamn brutal way to die but when they're like well why was he transferred like this and why was he they're just like I don't know I don't know you're like what that doesn't make any sense like there's there's all these checks you know all these protocols for highlevel inmates being transferred and they're just like yeah just I don't know how that happened it was a mistake like it doesn't it doesn't add up mistake yeah and then he got killed he's 89 damn can you imagine living to 89 being Beat to Death In Prism by god dude I mean the plastar with a phone call to the mother of Sean the murder hold the murder of buer was planned as soon as the mobster had arrived in West Virginia the plot started with a phone call to the mother of sha McKinnon one of the men accused in the killing the night before the high-profile inmates arrival yeah we're getting ready to uh getting ready to get another high profile person here tonight McKinnon allegedly told his mother the day before the 89-year-old buer arrived a recording of the play so he was just basically like I know what's happening tomorrow as soon as they saw buer come into the unit they plan to kill him um yeah it's just it it makes no sense that they would put him in a regular cell you know I mean he's like as high-profile as you it'd be like throwing the [ __ ] president in gen pop basically you know like people like this are always kept in protective custody it just does doesn't it's like they wanted him dead they did want his ass dead which I mean it actually lends to his claim that he wasn't an informant and that he had FBI people as paid informant because that's what always what he said right they were always like you were a rat he goes no I was paying the FBI for it so they were they were the ones giving me information and then he's just [ __ ] killed because they threw him in with everybody else Beat to Death what a horrible way to go a 90-year-old man essentially just [ __ ] crazy 20y old old [ __ ] yeah cold blooded Killers yeah and I feel like he's Boston Crime Boss but I feel like the guy that killed him had said something about Massachusetts I feel like that goes back there's the guy prosecutors won't see and they won't seek the death penalty either you're all right man that is a mob like a [ __ ] right there you're okay where's this guy from I feel like I saw he was from Massachusetts or something there how about that from Massachusetts see that [ __ ] goes back they were waiting on his ass man you got to live a long time to wait to get that he already serving a life sense he it must be somebody's grandkid in there like you better take that [ __ ] out the moment he arrives yeah not a lot of remorse in that face not at all yeah he's like huh another another life sentence yeah I already have one yeah give me another one sure that guy's a light he was like made for Crime criminal his entire life whole life yeah yeah WHYY Bulger look how [ __ ] much Johnny Dev looked like him right there he did look like him he really does yeah yeah they did a good job what was that movie called Black Mass was that what it called yeah yeah yeah yeah he looks just like him there just like him look at his eyes down here Black Mass I thought that was about Shaq's [ __ ] when the movie came out but it's about I guess it's about his heart coldblooded dude you watch anything good lately I started watching um this Edgar Allen Poe Show on Netflix the C uh The Fall of the House of Usher really yeah I started watching I like Ed Allen Poe I thought they were going to be one-offs like here's a updated version of The Raven and The Cask of a montato but it's a series and they're telling a story of what's going I'm only about four episodes in right now and it's good it's good it's [ __ ] different and good um but it's the dude's whole family and it's like I forget he and his sister when they're little that's the mom right there that younger looking lady there when they're kids up a little bit and then uh they bury her in the backyard cuz they're kids and she dies and they don't know what to do and then one stormy night they look out and the [ __ ] coffin's all dug up and then the mom's in the house and she's possessed and now she's basically going after these two and their whole entire family and that's it too right here the all part of it yeah wow that sounds cool it's different I don't watch much anymore like I don't have time for it I I don't want to sound like one of those people say I don't want I really am looking for something to watch started watching Breaking Bad again just as background throwing it on cuz I feel like it's better than anything else I'm seeing right now anyway watch of it um I've only seen it once all the way through but between like legit I have Stella half the time I don't ever get to watch TV and when I do it's just football on Sundays you know yeah I make time for that cuz it's the only time I really have for myself and then it's on the road if I'm not with Stella if I'm not on the road then it's recording three podcast and doing in town spots so I just I don't know by the time I get home and I want to watch something I find myself falling sleep and I'm like [ __ ] it I just go to bed i p i I passed on parties all that weekend yeah I was like n I'm too tired yeah I'm too tired down here I'm too tired to stay up late I stayed out late last night and that's the latest I've been out in a long time how late where you out I don't know wasn't even that late probably midnight 12:30 are you here tonight too yeah you're going out yeah well I'm going to go do shows but I don't go out okay that's the other thing I don't go out I feel like our jobs I can't remember the last time I've been to just a bar yeah and I'm not a club guy anyway but our jobs were out and among people drinking and having a good time and I feel like I've met the quota of that any yeah so when I come home I just want to get the [ __ ] away from everybody I don't want to do anything I just want to be by myself yeah I'm the same way I just don't have it I just like I don't know I so I I try to take responsibility for sleep like I try to own like so that I don't go it just didn't happen you know I try to make it like oh it's it's on me to do it and I just my whole life my whole day everything changes when I get good sleep everything you know I feel better better I work out better I make better food choices I work better as a comic all of it comes back to sleep so every time that I'm like pushing it staying out late or just being up late I just feel like I pay the price so much yeah and I'm up late doing nothing I'm not doing anything I just got uh a CPAP machine did you really I did I didn't realize I even had sleep apnea and then I did a study um where did you go like you went to a place well I went to this one my doctor heard this guy was in the same building and I go to this guy and he's just trying to sell me a mouth guard that he makes that insurance doesn't cover I'm like I'm I'm not interested in your device I want something that well we don't have machines I'm like what am I talking to you for so I went to Santa Monica sleep center and did a full study I did a study with him to it was like this ring finger thing but it wasn't what's the sleep study like um you go home um you do the full study and then they it just records into a machine then you give it to them and then they tell you so uh I'm a moderate on my side but on my back I'm a severe my I guess I sto breathing like 59 times in a minute I mean in an hour so every minute I'm [ __ ] not breathing on my back and they said my tongue is wide and when I relax it just slides in the back of my throat and it blocks it so whatever so wow I started with the one that just up your nostrils but you got to keep your mouth shut and I if if my nose is clogged my mouth automatically opens I'm not and she's like well you can use tape I'm like I don't want to tape my mouth mouth shut I use tape sometimes I know you turn me on to it she goes well you should probably use hostage tape and I was like she goes I said hostage I was like that's real she goes yeah cuz you have a beard and it's heavy duty and I'm like they call it hot that's what I use could you imagine though they call any other like tape yeah you know like I know hostage tap a real [ __ ] thing it does get your attention but it's good so I switched to the fighter mask so I could keep my [ __ ] mouth open and I've been sleeping way better you notable change definitely a notable change I'm two probably two weeks into it right now and I'm still getting used to like getting the seal proper and all this [ __ ] but I my scores are all say very good very good and I definitely have right now what I do feel is more in the tank throughout the day like I don't find myself tired in the middle of the day for a minute and having to rally and you I should do a sleep St you should just do one yeah cuz SE the severe also for a lot of people that the questions are like are you falling asleep while you're driving and I'm like no I'm not doing that but on my back during sleep I'm almost killing myself that's crazy so you travel with it now I didn't bring it this weekend cuz I just got it and I should have but I I got I did take it to La Hoya with me the whole weekend when I was headlining down there and used it the whole time but this time I was I didn't have time to pack and I was like [ __ ] it I'll just old school die holy [ __ ] old school die yeah bro old school die [ __ ] all right um but I get excited about it now when I I want to put it on and go home sleep like man how much sleep am I going to get and then I get excited about looking at the app and what kind of score I got and I'm like okay I do feel better yeah and also don't I don't wake up slow and cloudy you know what I mean I wake up clear I wake up I'm up I'm not that's the difference trying to get out of this fog I'm up and I'm pretty because if you're stop breathing once a minute um for sure you're not rested no yeah at all yeah yeah dude I thought I was having dainty little I keep telling they like oh you grind I'm like I thought I was having dainty little sleeps I thought when I woke up I was just getting up cuz I had to go to the bathroom I didn't realize in my sleep I'm going well did anyone ever tell you that like shared a bed with you like were they ever like not really not until recently tell you about snoring were they I mean I would get snoring but I wouldn't get like you're not breathing like you're you know and um just recently that happened and I was like what so then I wonder how long that's been going on too you know has that been happening since my 20s or you know what I mean I don't even know by the way I forgot to earlier when you told me about this CMT and you guys got did your brothers all have it too oh yeah we all have it all have it everybody's got it I went and got tested again for it a second time when I lived in LA and in my 40s I want to say and the guy's like look man if you're in your 40s at this point with this you're you're at the point where you're you're as far as you're going to get you're good to go here yeah so if you can go go but I I mean I played soccer my whole life I played all sports my whole life uh and back to PT the other thing I'm learning how to do is breathe properly that's wild like really breathing from your lungs and and then like you know from PT like I'll be in a position like just move your shoulder there and then just just a twitch and you're like God I really feel that in that muscle now like I'm learning so much of that so I got my exercises I do every day and I love it that's awesome dude uh it's always good to see you man same thank you for coming in man thank you for having um don't forget uh check out the Honeydew don't forget the new uh podcast the way back debuts in January and check out Ryan special Lefty son on YouTube and we will see you guys next week Tom and B one goes top while the other wears a shirt Tom tells stories and Bs the machine there's not a chance in hell but they'll keep it clean here's what we call two bears one [Music] C

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Length: 78min 24sec (4704 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 15 2024