Jesse Lee Peterson Insanity w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 735

this week on your mom's house I just love it though everybody works so hard to do their [ __ ] that we just [ __ ] all over it's the best like the flying thing with Charo that I oh my gosh and I could hear her screams like think about your father imagine you grow up to become the first lady people put dick ball just on everywhere you go you're the president's wife for chist welcome welcome to your mom's house [Music] this episode is brought to you by satva go to sata.com thees [ __ ] and get $200 off your next order Happy Thanksgiving hi Mike uh this is the week you got to deal with your dumb [ __ ] family it's the worst and uh same goes for us yeah and can I tell you what I'm will be most grateful for what is taking a [ __ ] because I'm on these antibiotics right now and I got to tell you it is a drag can I tell you what I've done so far just hold on can I talk to you for a second yeah man I've done the [ __ ] Metamucil cookies I drank mirax last night I ate Cream of Wheat which usually makes me [ __ ] within an hour of eating it none of it happened no magic Brown and then I [ __ ] exercise I drink two coffees espresso shots no [ __ ] Jesus it's the zpack bro like you need to get in the cold plunge will that make me [ __ ] mhm that's the secret that but that would make me clench up and then when you get out you release it release yeah everybody who C plunges [ __ ] well and do you ejaculate after too sometimes makes your balls constrict and then they expand yeah are you still cold plunging every day no I haven't done it in a few days but I'll do it today my body hurts and it helps with the pain M okay yeah all right M it sounds terrible I got be honest full disclosure no it's it is terrible I don't want to act like it's fun it's not fun it's horrible every time every time but the also you know you feel good afterwards do you feel a sense of accomplishment I guess you just feel an intense relief you're like you're like I'm not dead that's the relief is like Oh I thought I was going to die no you really go you're forcing your body into fight ORF flight mode can I do you know why I don't like this then my whole life I've been in fight ORF flight mode like literally 20 years of therapy to get out to fight or flight you'll be fine do you know that be yeah I'm not I'm not comfortable when I'm just in a calm state of being yeah cuz I'm not like jacked up on coffee or drunk you know like just being calm is very weird calm is weird you're like that you like being calm though you're not jacked up on adrenaline or dissociated no no no I seek the adrenaline oh that's true yeah that's where we differ mhm you're like I want to [ __ ] my [ __ ] up and I'm like life is scary already enough enough like the flying thing with charot that I oh my gosh how but what gives you the joy is it just knowing that you're torturing the mother that you really don't like I really I really do I never really thought about it on a psychological level until recently why I get such joy out of torturing her yeah I don't want [ __ ] but I I never thought of those reasons I just thought oh this is something that makes me laugh oh yeah no you hate her guts [Laughter] I mean on a certain level I really feel like what it is is you feel like you're getting back at someone right yeah the video you showed me yeah you're literally torturing a 78-year-old bag of Bon 79 on her birthday on her birthday in the back of a helicopter her body is like like lurching up her bones can't even handle what's happening her and you're laugh look at you ear to ear now I've never watched without laughing and I was laughing so hard in that flight that uh you know I was wiping tears away and I could hear her screams you I could SC that's what but that's what you like the best I could hear her pleading uh she talked about my dad she talked about God like I could hear her screaming think about your father yeah and know she was just screaming to Jesus and like please and like that screams just kept growing can I tell you something yeah this you make me almost want to have Rel relationship with my dad cuz now I can do stuff like this to him to [ __ ] with him oh yeah it's really fun dad go on a helicopter ride with Tom yeah and will you do this to my dad sure if you yeah maybe it's time to reconnect yeah yeah it's the hardest I've laughed in so long and then I got her in the cold plung which I knew she would hate and that made you saw how hard that made me laugh she hat but you know why she does it though it's cuz she just wants your attention even if it's for like five awful minutes she just wants you to pay attention to her that's why she does all think no I know so that's what she said to me after the cold plunge after she was shivering and she couldn't move her feet because they had cramped and I was trying to help your mom by putting towels on her to warm her up and I go well why did you do this you knew this would be bad and she goes it's the only way I can get told me to pay attention to me for minutes really I never heard that see I never heard that oh well there you go yeah she just wants your approval yeah well she gets it when she suffers it makes you like her more it does it does it's like it's like she repents it's like a Penance it is it is it's like yeah I dealt with all your [ __ ] for a lot so here you go here's a few minutes of suffering yeah this is what it felt like to grow up with you yeah this is for all your gaslighting [ __ ] for she's a real gaslighter she still is she still is she can torture you I I actually you know can I tell you something this show has helped me in that regard in showcasing her because I feel some validation from the audience yeah like when people will be like oh I see it like some people don't see it they just see cuz we all have our own lenses yeah so some people watch it and they're like they only see like how funny she is oh yeah that but that's and I go and she is she's super funny she's great in that regard for five seconds yeah no she's she really is so they get the entertaining part but then when someone's like oh I see what's making you crazy then you kind of feel validated by and the craziest moms and the craziest parents are the ones that all your friends are like what are you talking about they're the best I always think I don't want to say name but my my friend from high school yes I know exactly which dad you're talking about whose dad is like that and he's always like yeah big personality life of the party but then they torture you behind closed doors it's torture at home with that now the fun thing is that like Charro does have a really fun side to all this she does yes which is like like even with the chopper you know when she got out she's like we are going to the mall yeah and you are going to pay for this I want the eye watch yeah like she's still you know it's not like a hatred it's just like yeah you have to [ __ ] with someone back you go you [ __ ] with me I'm going to [ __ ] with you you know yeah yeah then my next thing I want to get her into is cuz she really hates it is a race car okay can you get her into one that's the hard part so fril once she's in she's [ __ ] but what but like I can if I can get her into one and be like no just be a casual ride and then I'll take her like 200 mes hour down Jesus Christ can have her like like that that's what I want to do well you better hurry she's not getting any younger that's for sure maybe we can do it when we're in Florida for Thanksgiving yeah maybe is there a track you could do yeah I'm sure there's something around there find I have to look into it well it's good that she's game to do all this and the irony is it's like that's all the activity she does doesn't do much else that's it she eats candy and then just sits around all day yeah but at least you're getting her to do stuff yeah that's cool the only time her heart rate goes up seriously literally yeah it's good though just just moments where she thinks it's the end of her life yeah yeah God so Twisted all right let's let's start this when she finally goes are you going to turn this on me what do you mean like who who will you torture when she's gone we'll see if you're lucky here we go opening clip this week yeah but Jason the wet weather might be the story this weekend yeah this weekend really is going to feel not even like mid October it's going to feel like late October dare I say even uh the NW what time who is Randy don't bring anyone mother into this your M the [ __ ] stand welome welcome to your mom's house with Tom sagur mom sagur CHR CH welcome to your mom's house meow meow meow meow meow go go oh open and close do your dance do your dance do your dance Mommy and do your dance do your stuff make that air dick jack off into your [Music] mou d i sa in uh the N word what season is then the nword uh November oh oh that was his N word mid October late October D or I even say the nword which I've never heard somebody refer to November nov that's the N word that's from now on that's what we're going to that's what we're going to call from now on uh the N word November the nword month Thanksgiving always falls in the month of the nword I smell another t-shirt in the making yeah celebrating the nword that one's not going to fly and and but it's November you know what I mean like it's like people like pumpkin spit go ahead you know what I mean uhhuh pretend I'm the board of uh Starbucks tell us your idea for our new ad what is it it's like it's like making it positive the positive spin on the n word you know uhhuh November uh-huh yeah it's like it used to be drink a pumpkin spice latte this N word that's right that's right two pumps for the nword we're sold that's a good it's a good idea I didn't really thinking through about the yeah yeah but that's cool H the nword he said the N word it's funny cuz he didn't know there was another one yeah yeah something tells me he knows that there's more than I I I would love to see the moment right after this clip ended he's where his colleague to his left go what was that um the DW the NW um f word February calendar don't forget that coming up very soon oh my gosh the pre-sale will begin for 69 minutes the ymh studios news magazine show that tackles all the important stuff going on in the world we have been working very hard on this we have an incredible cast of people involved in it stavos is in it matte o Lane is in it Joe list ran sickler Brian Simpson Danny Brown ourselves there's uh incredible pieces Charro is in it um it's going to be I'm the most excited about this Ryan sickler too yeah I said that oh sorry I wasn't listening I wasn't paying attention yeah that's cool um it's the nword I'm too excited about it yeah the NW is very exciting um uh the N word but uh it's something we've worked really hard on and it's going to debut December 15th here at ymh Studios and um we couldn't be more excited and uh the trailer will be out soon can't wait to show you guys so just know that we are working hard on it and we're looking forward to showing you that um I'm pumped bro it's so funny it's such a good thing yeah it's great so good it's it's really great we spent so much money on this one too lot of production milon dollar production uh took a nice trip to judor titties yeah in the hopes of reconnecting with one Robert Paul champagne we'll see how that goes we see how that goes is the season to skip the in stor Rush when the holidays knock answer with door Dash get holiday groceries and gifts delivered fast and enjoy everything you need for hosting and toasting make door Dash your goto for getting holiday gifts and ingredients right when you need them you can skip the trip to the store with fast delivery so you can stock up on holiday groceries and HomeGoods don't sweat the shipping Rush with last minute delivery you never have to show up empty-handed as a dash pass member you can enjoy exclusive offers and perks all season long on stocking stuffers Decor groceries meals and more you'll also get a $0 delivery fee and reduce service fees on eligible orders too order now and get the holiday help you need from door Dash use code mom holiday to get 50% off up to $10 in value when you spend $15 or more at convenience grocery or select retail stores on door Dash terms apply this video is sponsored by DraftKings the weather might be cooling down but the action on the field stays hot and today I've partnered up with DraftKings an official partner of the NFL to get you close to all the action download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and sign up using my promo code mom the crown is yours if you've already signed up for DraftKings you can get a no sweat bet also get a bonus bet back if your same game parlay or same game play extra bet doesn't hit are you a fan of multiple teams and want to bet on them all you can combine bets together for a shot at an even bigger payout if sports betting is not yet available in your state not to worry you can still join in on all the fun with DraftKings daily fantasy sports download the draftking Sportsbook app now new customers who use promo code mom and bet $5 will get $150 in bonus bets instantly that's promo code mom only at DraftKings Sportsbook um I just watched the Beckham documentary I think the word is we we watched it together remember you didn't watch the documentary I fell in and out of sleep and I watched it you didn't even watch the last two episodes of it I caugh I caught the gist hot guy hold on hot guy playing football football yeah and he goes to Spain and he kicks the ball around in Spain in London and they yelled at him because he [ __ ] up once he got a flag Victoria is very pretty okay so it's uh it's really well done I think it really gives you great insight and also I think you know for me it's like I remember obviously he was a global still is SuperStar but the details of things that's the thing is like I I never really was in plugged in enough to realize what his hardships were as a player like how [ __ ] hated he was for that World Cup incident you know where he got the red card the red flag the red yeah and um and like how they just completely turned on him as a nation and it's wild it's wild to have the enti Nation turned against you there's people that think that were thinking like oh this the last couple days and it just it didn't end no years it went on and to and back in those days to be walking down the street in the paparazzi are just mobbing you and youve zero privacy and it's a huge story people were hanging him in effigy and stuff on the streets see I did I saw some of it before I asleep yeah you know what I really liked about it is that you get to know Posh Spice cuz I really didn't get to know her and then I got to see a little bit and you know what I like about her what's that is how much she likes David she loves him she really loves David Beckham yeah and she's like I don't like football but I like to watch David play and that's how I think about you too like I don't like comedy but I like watching you do but I like watching you do stuff you know I don't like cold plunging but I enjoy watching you cold plunge I like watching you do your silly you know piloting and everything it's cute thanks yeah thanks yeah I feel the same way about you man you feel like we're postion Becks well we're definitely not as attractive or thin I would I would challenge that the whole documentary the whole documentary because he's 47 now and I mean you know he's he's in he's like in with Manchester United at their youth program since he's 15 and I guess he's probably a pro at like I don't know 18 or something like that's when he's like on the pitch playing for them but they reconnect on in the dock with players that he played with at Manchester United at at Real Madrid on the national english team AC Milan every single player and these are players from England Brazil Portugal Spain it they're all like talking about when they first met him they all go so you know he comes in and we see this beautiful man most beautiful man they all they're like I've never seen anyone so pretty and so handsome like they just can't stop talking about it and then you see the footage from them and you're like Jesus Christ like this dude is yeah he's really like uh like uh designed it doesn't even seem like a real person you know I know and I remember in haircuts would be news seeing him yeah that's him now with Posh and I remember even thinking back like d that guy's playing [ __ ] soccer or whatever dude yeah this guy's too hot to be doing that someone kick that pretty face [ __ ] up his face pretty face dang but they're both so cute dude they're both they're so cute for each other I love it he you know also I think when we we see celebrities you assume so like so I always you always see him really well put together like his outfits and everything and then in the dock there's one part where they walk into his bedroom and there's a rack and the and then there's clothes on it and the guy's like what's this he goes this is my these are my outfits for the week yeah weird he's like what he goes yeah I pick my fits out for the entire week he picks them out or his stylist he does he does cuz here's the deal he also he's very very organized and very meticulously yeah because the thing is is I go by what I what I wear is how I feel that day so how do I know what I'm going to feel like on Thursday if it's Monday yeah do you feel that way too um like every day I change so how can I know oh right right what I want to how I feel on Friday you well I think he has some idea of what he's going to be doing oh yeah like that one you just passed by that was a whole era of hair they were like oh my gosh you know what's crazy is that he looks like a whole new hot guy like this looks like a different hot guy and then now he's just like an older different hot guy he's had so much work done and stuff yeah like there's a different hot guy there look look at their faces they're such they're such weirdos together I love how they have bad matching outfits in this early time with them like their wedding they wore purple while everybody else wore black and white and then I saw it today on Tik Tok their wedding outfit was ridiculous Posh was pople and the kids their babies wearing a purple cowboy hat it's so stupid you're like how many drugs were you guys taking that you thought this was cool um and then they wore to the Versace party matching black leather onesies yeah and she's like I couldn't move me trousers my trousers couldn't move yeah you're like yeah there it is there it is like look at they're so funny yeah they have they had fun together they had fun it seems like they have really you know what though I wish you would do ma would you do matching outfits with me at matchy matches for what you're so funny do you know that you you never want to do matchy matches you never want to do couples massage you won't even do a Halloween costume where like we're a pair a bonded not [ __ ] a bonded pair what is that is it cuz it's unmasculine I don't get into that mentally ill stuff but they like each other it's just what people who love each other do all right would you [Laughter] do can we do like a couple's Christmas outfit for the the card a Christmas card or something you and I dress Al yeah sure yeah I'll do it what okay yeah what now I got some stuff coming what stuff cool stuff to wear for Christmas yeah yeah what is it is this thing where Santa Claus looks like he got shot huh for the kids no babe no you can't it's got all these like uh gunshot wounds and stuff what are you doing no no h okay I'm not doing that all right so can I tell you um I was walking through an airport yeah and I saw a really broken looking flight attendant oh Jesus sometimes you you'll look out and you'll see a flight attendant who's like on her off day so she's standing in security line with you that's how you know and they're just jumping on a flight right jump seat well here's how I know she looked broken she was wearing makeup oh bro first of all it was like the Pink Breast Cancer Awareness Month like rare uniform that her Airline gets to wear and then like but wait that doesn't give it away yeah it does because it's a very attention getting but they're all wearing it nope they're not all wearing it she was the anomaly that's this is what I'm saying is that she wanted the attention so she's wearing the pink dress and then the the makeup is just like she's going to burning man yeah the makeup is usually give away for broken that's how I knew how to like who to Target you know like that's a lot I'm so much glitter and stars and [ __ ] around her eyes and then she even had the bridge of her nose was like a spark like a glitter run and I was like this chick's [ __ ] up I'm going to talk to her you know cuz like game recognize game I got I know how mentally ill she is cuz yeah yeah yeah so I'm walking it's a nice long walk and I start to chitchat with her and I start to and I go can I ask you some questions cuz you're off duty and she's like yeah sure I go first of all do pilots [ __ ] anymore yeah and she goes well they used to [ __ ] a lot more but now the airline discourages it so much so that when you have an overnight you know they make the uh pilot stay in a separate hotel as the flight attendants yeah that makes sense I get it the whole world's changed you know it sucks but it used to be if you want to move move in you move in but you got to [ __ ] me yeah I mean why be a pilot if you're not going to [ __ ] hot flight attend now here's the other problem yeah flight attendant not hot anymore that's the real bummer that's I think why that's making Society sad seriously yeah and um and I asked her I asked her I was like you had first you had to say you're hot but how come the rest of them are yeah I of course it's like you look amazing I first I tell her how great she looks and I wish I could dress like her blah blah blah and then I was like but so do they even weigh attendants anymore she goes no they're afraid of hurting somebody's feelings now and I go yeah all this [ __ ] weird [ __ ] she's like yeah they're so afraid bunch of [ __ ] I mean most flight attendants look like warehouse workers now like they just [ __ ] move boxes all day they're just yeah it's a mess it's a hot the we se you have to go International International it's a whole other game especially if it's subsidized by a government it's normal yeah then you're just like oh these look like models but every Other Nation only America are we celebrating fatness and obesity and being at a sh way the only country this is the only place in the world I think the hot flight attendance that these International Airlines have I think it puts everybody at EAS everyone's like oh this is nice yeah it's a good experience yeah you're like well because it's Pleasant cuz like when you know when Barbara comes down she's like you want to drink you know everyone's like not good but like when a pleasant you know thin Gooding yeah you feel safer in the world you do you feel better about the whole thing then you're like oh this airline's healthy everyone's going to take care of I feel like for a minute here in the States when they were still they got bought out and everything changed but virgin was kind of doing that they were just like hotties yeah virgin was the best and then they played cool music in their terminal the check-in process felt good the food was great of course it must have not been profitable they didn't do enough routes that was the problem with uh Virgin America but man that Branson knew what the [ __ ] he was doing wait hold on I had another [ __ ] thought for you yeah they're not allowed to tell the fatties they're fat anymore any other insights you gave you yeah just that they're so the corporate culture is so terrified of backlash that they won't even say like hey you're you know a flight attend you weigh 250 yeah you're gross and It's upsetting well not just that but you know even you and I have taken smaller flights and they tell you like hey how many bags are you bringing because there's an allotment for how much weight can be on this plane like you need didn't tell me that commercial flights don't have the same issue yeah there's only so many you know aren't they losing money if the if the steward is is taking up the weight of five [ __ ] luggage yeah I mean I was on a flight where they made me check my bag because one of the flight attendants was so fat you know is that right I don't know I don't know they just were being you got so mad yeah yeah why not not not judging you beex I'm on your team David yeah I I admire everything you do I'm like Victoria I love it when you when you get all fired up I just eat the popcorn and I watch well I mean I think I had actually pretty I forgave her that was the big lesson is that a lot of times afterwards people were like oh my God this is so crazy I was like yeah but I forgave her yeah that's the thing is you have to get to forgiveness you're a forgiving man yeah I agree mhm you're a sweetheart um oh I should say this because I haven't even mentioned this we've already uh announced that my new tour is on sale oh uh my new tour is on sale oh uh the come together tour oh hey it begins Janu in January it's a great name in Tokyo and it goes right now we were announcing the first leg that's through June if you haven't gotten tickets to it it's at tomsegura.com and uh I'm very excited it's a totally different structure than the last tour but um if you don't see your city yet believe me we're going to hit your city it's probably going to be in the second half of the year and the tour will continue on through 2025 so don't you worry we'll get to your city okay I too am touring in 2024 so far I've only added manf friend disco meat rattle I'm going back to the Neptune Theater where I taped my very first Comedy Hour mother inferior I'll be doing the Neptune again I'm so pumped and then I'm do Neptune is where I did uh mostly stories oh that's right we all am Ridgefield Playhouse Ridgefield connetic hunt Okay uh yeah and then I'll do the grammar SE theater [ __ ] I forgot to put that in the announcement at the top the grammar SE theater again I filmed my second special mom jeans oh yeah you're doing of Fine Arts in Fr FR disco I can't wait so J Dark titties man Frisco meat Rattle and Ridgefield Conneticut all right yeah big time that's awesome yeah we're both going to be on tour come try it out try it out check it out and try it out try it out um may I share you want to share sure may I what do you want to share the so the other night I went uh I went through my journals for from when I was 14 years old yeah cuz this was a it was such a it was anyway I was 14 and I was just writing up a storm and I found a photograph of myself at 13 MH and I brought it in CU like there's no there's no pictures of anybody taking the ladies this is 1989 I know that little [ __ ] Taylor Swift claims the year 1989 this is really what 1989 looked like you [ __ ] okay okay it was cool as [ __ ] I was wearing a dope ass Blazer I stole from my mom's closet I just learned to smoke cigarettes this year I got a mouthful of braces and no I'm not stoned somebody just caught me mid expression yeah and uh it's very pretty you look very cute I have great hair you have great hair so much more than I do now but anyway I was looking at the themes and how I write when I was 13 14 it's crazy that you're just the same [ __ ] like I'm the same person y but I wasn't even sure like you know you have thoughts at that age where you're like yeah man the [ __ ] government sucks and this and that you're not even sure if you you know what you're saying and then you're 47 you're like no no she was right this girl was spot on you know like life sucks school as hell everything sucks you got it you got it right girl yeah there she is there she is right cuz weren't you saying that when you were writing your book that you looked back at a project you had done I found this binder I should bring it in and I found my writing from eighth grade and you had to write and like something how's this first seme going of school and I was like oh wow what a fascinating semester it has been gosh I learned so much I I don't know what i' would do without school it's like really yeah sarcastic and then I'd write the teacher I was like especially you you're such a gift to all of us like it's such a smart ass thing write and you write it you're like oh yeah it's the same kid same kid same [ __ ] different toilet you know you wonder what's even crazier so I have this journal and the first it's like a poem I had written and then next to it was a picture of John balushi isn't that crazy as a samurai Deli I was 13 years old and I cut a picture out and do you know who reminds me of John balushi who this guy right here right here yeah yeah and I was like wa talk about foreshadowing like even at 13 I was attracted to like the comedy guy yeah and I didn't know but I yeah there was funny like drawings and stuff and I was really sarcastic and shitty too yeah really interesting right totally I don't know anyway you think you're a totally different person at that age but you're not ju Le brought brought photos I got to show you that he found of a trip we took when I was 14 who who Juan leis oh he your cousin yeah I want to see it I'll show you the pictures oh man Bri and him yeah that's fun that's pretty cool um all right why don't we take a quick break and we'll be back in a moment oh Mary balmus from our friends over at manscape the holidays are approaching but what if I told you that the celebrations are starting early this year it turns out the perfect gift does exist exist and who else to bring it down your chimney than the leaders and below the waist grooming keep calm and let your balls jingle this season with manscapes brand new performance package 5.0 Ultra featuring the new lawnmower 5.0 watch all your wishes and mistletoe kisses come true you unwrapped the gift of smooth this this season with manscape I checked and I am not allowed to show you how well I have trimmed my below the waist equipment but I'll guarantee you it's really nice and soft manscapes performance package 5.0 Ultra is the ultimate bundle for the man who deserves it all included in this special sack is the lawnmower 5.0 Ultra the weed whacker 2.0 ear and nose trimmer manscapes liquid formulations and two free gifts get 20% off in free shipping with the code mom at manscape.com that's 20% off with free shipping at manscape.com and use code m m manscaped get your jingle balls ready for the holidays and we are back and always so excited to welcome back to the program the great Ryan sichler everybody our brother me man like me man me man like a so pumped you're here I've been pumped for two weeks knowing that you're going to be here cuz it's family bro and this is my favorite month it's the nword month did you know that oh November yeah oh okay yeah I was like we also record ahead on these everybody it's October right now so just give me some slack on that I did quick math yeah November he's talking about November I dare I say even uh the N word dare you almost said it almost sound like you said it November buddy um no it's great to see you I was just in La I did um I did uh the Honeydew with you we talked about our dad's not living anymore y um it was a great episode it was a great episode I appreciate you doing that and really sitting down and talking about it cuz I didn't know all that either yeah I know I mean like your dad's heart stopping for what was it 10 20 minutes that's insane yeah I didn't find out about that by the way like I didn't find out about it until I wasn't there when that happened it was like I was getting on a flight and they called me and told me they C they didn't wait till you got there they told you ahead of time yeah was he like gone during was that during the window when he was gone and Landing not knowing whether he's coming back no I just like got a call and they told me that that had happened so then I did you even know you could live if you've been gone 20 minutes no and then I met somebody ironically this weekend who um he had a heart attack in Lake Austin like 10 years ago and he happened to be on the boat with two of his friends who were firefighters so they pulled him out of the water and they started doing CPR and when the Medics came the the ambulance was like well we got like a a whatever the pads yeah they said that they couldn't do it for whatever reason in this moment and so the firefighters just kept doing his friends were doing the CPR not the Medics that came and they were breaking his ribs and just and they did it for 30 minutes W and get brought them back brought him back that's nuts on manual pumping and I guess your brain doesn't die cuz you're getting off and that's the thing he you know most that's what I'd worry about like if you're going to bring me back after 30 minutes I'm a vegetable you I'm going to be I'm going to haunt your ass you know what I mean I'm coming he's doing well now he's doing well and my his friend that was tell we were all there he was telling me story he's like the crazy thing is that you're kind of normal he's like you should be normal after yeah 30 minutes I've been uh on tour uh get your tickets at Ryan sickler and um after everything that happened to me in the hospital I've been I I started asking people is there anyone in the audience here that's ever been given that like hey it's touch and go you might might die here in the first city some guy's like I actually [ __ ] died and I was like you died and officially declared dead and came back he's like Y and I have asked every city I've been in every single [ __ ] City multiple every single time the one have you ever on my um Instagram you have craziest stories on patreon have you ever had some because I've seen more than a couple stories about people who wake up in morgs oh my gosh those those are wild to me if you're a patreon fan mind right in if you've ever woke up have you heard those stories I've heard the stories but I haven't had guess where they sit up in the morg and they're like what's going on yeah or they were breathing so low they couldn't tell and all they buried alive that that's my that's the one that's the one right there there's that old school Twilight Zone episode where the guy uh pays the gravekeeper to dig him up and then he lights the match and the cough when he looks over and the Grave Digger in there and he's like yeah um have you ever talked about near-death experience like like what do they see when they're dead they they see a light or no one no one not one person I've talked to has seen anything a lady named Betty and Tulsa said an angel came in the window um and at the eighth floor of this hospital and that's what she saw but other than that no there's been no nothing it's just been Darkness for people that um also haven't seen uh Ryan special it's Lefty son is on YouTube you can watch that watch this [ __ ] check it out how's that guy doing we haven't talked about him in so long w w w yeah the great dentist Rob was drunk I just love it though everybody works so hard to do their [ __ ] that we just [ __ ] all over it's the best the best dude remember when he was obsessed with North Korea remember when and Kim Jong still his dog they're still rowing down where the [ __ ] is is amazing so do I miss him what's he up to can we google and see what's he up to yeah what is he doing we don't hear about him heed I don't know if there's a news update on him but he's yeah there's he's doing that I want him on the honey hell yeah I would love to podcast with him oh my gosh he's had so much to talk about yeah look at him he's great he's fun wow wow watch this wow look at look at the guy in that dress right there you see him right there in that dress Christina yeah that guy that man led the league in rebounds that guy right there led the NBA in rebounds at the same time that Michael Jordan led the NBA in scoring so what that actually means is there's very few opportunities for Miss shots on by his team and he's still going out and pulling boards down off of Miss shots from everybody else in the other team and leading the league when his guy is draining everything he's he was Relentless Relentless nobody wants that's how [ __ ] good that guy in that dress right there that party dress was but amazing but greatness is you know what I always think about the greatest album David Bowie ever recorded by my estimation is an album called low and he recorded it in East Berlin while [ __ ] Brian Eno on heroin they didn't leave a room they [ __ ] for like 3 months had gay sex and heroin and made the greatest album of all time so there's something to this to what to wearing a dress to wear being weird and wilding out and all this [ __ ] creates something good yeah brino they're [ __ ] and I love that album love yeah I'd [ __ ] those guys look at them right there both right now I [ __ ] David Bowie yeah beautiful about Brian youo I didn't know who he was to you just said they [ __ ] maybe in the 0s he was cuter though dve Bowie bro yeah dve Bo I think about it all the time they're just butt [ __ ] and making good music and doing heroin they called that working yeah they going to work Dennis Robin puts on a dress and lipstick and is like the greatest player how's your back my back's almost better I'd say by the end of the year I'll be 100% my lungs are finally clear took eight months all the CLS are out of my lungs great good um and yeah so I'm back here again hanging out with you guys you like you said you just were out there you just did uh an episode of my new podcast the new one's going to launch I'm starting a new podcast it's called the way back um you're old enough to remember the seat in the station wagon that faced out the back window yeah that's where we'd sit with no seat belts right no seat belts second smoke flipping birds and you know 18 wheelers and all that [ __ ] um and it's only going to be like a 30 minute podcast I don't want to do another hour something I just want to talk about Nostalgia growing up vacations fireworks all we talked about the kids and yeah talked about being boys growing up and stuff and uh yeah Tom's the first episode but we've I'm banking a ton up I really want you to come on I know you said you're not going to be out there in a while but I'll do it I'll be out in April come out I've got Gaffigan Mark Norman Joe LZ we've got like 15 of them in the can already can I tell you what just that just sparked a memory of is my my mom dated some guy and he had um maybe it was a Cadillac remember the bench seats in the front with just nothing dude I would sit right in the middle of this plush bench seat and if they took a turn too hard you'd slide over you're not buckled up at all dude those car accidents must have been gnarly back then yeah it's just a lap belt too you're flying over it's cutting you cutting you in half and [ __ ] but the car could take the beat the car that was the thing you couldn't but the car could now the car can't you T A cards $2500 20 30 years before that like when our parents were in high school they would show them videos of like bodies ripped in half from like the 50s 60 just because car bodies would just no more seat belts they just fly out of the car flying out did you have driver Zed in high school yeah yeah see they finally got rid of that in our high well no not in high school no really no we did not have drivers at we had it in the class no we did that was a class we I got a major car accident the day after I got my driver's license how bad I mean I didn't here's the rule I didn't know cuz I didn't do any pre driver's license a left turn something like that it was a left turn out of light it was the green light but not the Green Arrow so I just didn't know when to go so I was just like I'll just go and I went and a car hit the rear the right side rear passenger area like the and split the rear axle split it split through holy [ __ ] dude I don't even think about that I I forget that when you're out on the road there could be someone out there that just got their license and doesn't really know you see it now right though cuz you're driving you see like this is something do know but that's why I mock them woman think the student drivers and you you're supposed to point and laugh at them and you mock them when you you know break check them you know my friend you met him Eric Eric Snider so he got his license in January and we got ours in March so he was driving about a month and a half before everybody else was in our grade so um we would have simulators in the class and they would have that like the lady would walk out in the street now they if you hit her you didn't blow her up or anything it just dinged you on your little thing like that's a that's a mark That's a mark So then you also had to go out with the driver's ed teacher and we had like a Chevy Corsica and it had the breakes you know on the other side as well so he could hit them and he was a redneck from Kentucky and he'd be like guys he'd always if you were a [ __ ] off glass he'd be like Tom don't be an ass [ __ ] son you say that all the time that was his thing and then you'd have to get into Chevy Corsica with him I don't want to say his name cuz he ended up getting the DUI in the driver's head car he did oh no but we would get in and then he would get out at some point when he' take us to park he'd say I'm going takeing his Park Lot he steps out and then I sit up front with my brother and my brother's got a parallel park and he's watching and I'm just over there pumping that [ __ ] break if my brother's like stop cuz it's making him look bad he knows what I'm doing he's like don't be an [ __ ] son don't be an [ __ ] son then we get out on the road and Eric Snider's already driving he's got a big ass capric classic station wagon and all he's doing is getting in front of us and break checking us with the teacher in the car and we're like we're like come on man come on Eric we're beeping and he's like guys no this what you want you want [ __ ] like this on the road I'mma let him do it man let him be an [ __ ] we got to work around Eric and I was like you got to be [ __ ] kidding me that was driver Zed yeah we had driver Zed at 15 years old Mr sure why don't he probably long dead Mr consolo and he was also the PE teacher and he was like kids this is how we talk to us too he'd be like sometimes you're on the road you see these bikers these wearing them shorts he's not 100% ask shaa she was in the same class me wearing biker shorts you know don't hit them and if you do let him die in the side of the world I swear to I'll never you know why let him die because in California he goes he goes listen you think you're helping somebody if they in the side of the road injured you go over you try to help them they're going to sue your ass don't even let them don't even [ __ ] it drive right past don't don't let them die I swear to God don't get suit just don't get suit that's a wildlife lesson for the day like how Ferell even just thinking about the toys I grew up with do you remember clacker balls there were like two hard marbles like this big and they were strings M string and then two balls and the the game was you went like this cler cler cler but the balls were hard as [ __ ] and they would just hit your arm and Bruise the [ __ ] out of you bring up clackers Josh Zolo you got to see this anyway I bought a pair to show our kids because I was telling them how dangerous stuff was and they I let them do it no but these were soft the old school seven there you go go up and to the right there you go that's it you know how [ __ ] dangerous those were you poke your eye out beat yourself in the head beat your arm out I mean it was terrible well I got them in the house right now and your back have you considered a treatment like this dude I watch these no there that right there would paralyze me specifically in that spot par is terrible you should never do that there's no way that's good for you no [ __ ] way who's doing that just Russians oh yeah no you know what I watch a lot my my new um porn is ring dingers ring dingers look up Ring dingers Houston this guy this chiropractor in Houston does ring dingers where he W oh I've seen those that's I'm saying that's my new porn ring get ring I want one so bad but I feel like it'll probably tear yeah this this redneck right here oh [ __ ] like there you go chops your leg so you can feel there they yeah afterwards like some of them cry like he's like you're fine don't be a [ __ ] and he chopped your knees to show that the legs are still working like you get the [ __ ] out of here and just one after the other they're do one guy yeah that's pulling your so I've had the Y strap done which is not as intense as this cuz you if you see you're also see where the waist is he's got those pillars you're locked in place the Y strap you slide with it when they pull you this your ass is locked in place and people say they feel their spine yank all the way out of their damn feet this can't be good for you I I want it so bad I've seen I've seen a whole bunch of these I want I I just have this this nonsexual fantasy of being and I'm sure there's some [ __ ] BDSM person out there but just being suspended by my arms and my feet and stretched and twisted like a washcloth just rung out just snapped and cracked and popped I would love remember in the ' 80s it was popular to hang upside down by your ankles on that thing chair you get that can you get adjusted is everything okay for you to do that I think I'm okay to get adjusted I don't know if anyone would recommend the hammer or the towel but uh i' be be down the hammer H [ __ ] Hammer that's doing nothing okay I have been I have been fantasizing like my porn has been fantasizing for this moment cuz we have been so obsessed so obsessed you not think that African-Americans played a significant role in building this country okay all right well do you think white people are better than black people let's just get right to it do you think white people are better than black people sense that better in what sense I'm about to tell you is that they create and black people destroy holy crap oh my God you black employees how do they sit here and listen to you pedal this garbage it's a true so we've been playing this guys while and then I think I just text you about it or I don't know if we're on the phone my producer Kirsten saw that you she's like look Tom's found Jesse Lee Peterson Tom and Christine and I was like oh my God I got to tell him and then you tell me you go I did his show and I'm like what I that's crazy and when you say this go ahead well when you say this I was like what are you talking about you go yeah and it was I think it was the night before a flight so on the flight no I watched the whole thing on the flight and I laughed so hard cuz I'm watching you like somebody I know and I'm seeing like I'm seeing you being like like you're just like cool it's good to be here like you're just like being yourself and just you know having a conversation doing like basically a podcast and then he starts to drop you know his stuff and I just see you you're like wait what and having you go like is this a bit is this about are people about to run out it was so great my manager sent me that first of all I was like hey these people were interested in having you on and all I did was look up real quickly I'd seen some guests and I was like oh Jordan Peterson I just saw some people that out were in the podcast world and I was like okay I'll go do it so you didn't know anything nothing dud well we pulled highlights hold on you can play your highlights but I've get there I'm in the bathroom at the time I don't know it's him I see him in there taking a Le I just think he's like this little T he's tiny I just think he's like this old and he wasn't dressed yet like this old engineer or something you know and then I go sit in this chair and I'm like like oh there's video like I didn't know anything I came in a hoodie like I mean not not a nice hoodie and um I'm sitting there and first I'm a bit I mean I know I come across as professional but I'm a bit standoffish cuz he sits down and and he's just being a little bit and I'm like what the [ __ ] is this and then he starts saying the [ __ ] he's saying and I think it's a prank I I 100% thought you or Josh Wolf set this up you did 100% 100% And I'm looking around and he's looking at me and I'm looking at his producer and his producer at one point goes like this shit's real bro and I was like there's no and this is out of Los Angeles this is in La off of Pico bro yeah off of P I thought maybe he's like deep south or something local to La also just to give people some reference before I get into yours he's the best I got to go on a show I played the clip you guys just saw here's another one that we played just to get people caught up before we show you and what made you become a liberal I got a little older a little smarter grew out of it yeah and you re tired of being a man I was tired of being an idiot but you so you woke up one day you know what I'm tired of being a man I want to be a Lial think there are plenty of men that are liberals not real men you really think so men who are liberals are ba us that's and that's the clip I fell in love with I was like okay you got me I got a lot of that coming at yeah yeah now you date men too exclusively women oh he a would it be a a bad thing for our conversation if I dated men well it wouldn't be bad have a conversation it would be interesting okay all why don't you date men I'm not attracted to men oh good um I don't see anything wrong with it but I know you do you do not see anything wrong with it with being attracted to men why not why why would it be wrong uh because it's of the same sex so it's abnormal but that's not an argument so everybody has their own like oh I don't know what like they're figuring out what's going on what the [ __ ] is happening dude is White History Month White History Month right isn't every month White History Month I hear that all the time but I don't know I mean it is that's the way they built it what do you how is it every what is White History Month uh will we take a pause to recognize the the men who founded and created the greatest country on this side of heaven and and because right now they're trying to erase that history and put on a fate history and so I don't want the younger generation to forget Real History otherwise they're not going to pree appreciate America yeah I did not know that was a so this is like this is towards the beginning so it's like I feel like okay what's going on here he blocked this out this is so traumatic you're like God I never want to when I left I was so I called my man what the [ __ ] yeah did you just s me on what was that first up conf he goes I didn't know either he didn't look it up either I that's hilarious I [ __ ] spent about 10 minutes in the mud trying to figure out what's really going on and then after I figure it out then it just gets [ __ ] fun yeah look at your how many kids you have I have two kids my daughter's seven and her brother's my stepson he just turned 19 and are they white my daughter is and my stepson is mixed oh we need white babies oh my God white babies we got one we got one she I mean look at you such a crazy thing even your posture you're when you're sitting like this and you're kind of like what the [ __ ] definitely I I there was a moment where I was like really ready to just be like all right I don't I don't have time for this I'm going to get up and leave really yeah yeah cuz I mean my time's [ __ ] valuable and I'm like is this a clown like what is this yeah he said there needs to be more white babies that's a that's one of his big stances that's a big St but that's not all he he he got into so much [ __ ] where I finally I'm like okay dude that's like [ __ ] my family says in Hungary think he asked me rapid fire questions at the end real quick so you got you got no time to think about I want to ask you what do you think about the attack upon men today in America men are the most species on this side of heaven and they're doing everything to erase them what do you think about that like I mean who's trying to erase men yeah the people who hate men liberals and some uh Republican women and other Republican women not yeah only the Republican women what do what is the purpose of the attack of our men why why is this attack happening to men yeah what is he talking about I I really honest to God I don't I don't know where we're going with this I don't I don't think men are under any different attack than women are you don't think so well look who's attacking the women who the men in what way in what not way yeah look what is literally what is he referring to like what is the far right is is is that the Barbie movie I'm still right now as confused as I was there I still have I don't know what this is from Stella was seven so a year and a half ago year and a half ago something like that cuz I'm trying to put myself in I'm putting myself in your shoes right now and I'm like I don't know what the [ __ ] this guy's really talking about I love seeing I love seeing the like that it hit you cuz you're you're being like a gracious guest to start and you're likeit try I'm trying yeah but I've never heard any [ __ ] like this come out of a black listen for one thing there's also a part in this one he's saying [ __ ] about black people where I don't want I I I almost eventually I do but I'm like I want to be like aren't you black but I don't want to say aren't you black because if he's like I'm Creole or some other Cuban or I'm like then I'm a [ __ ] I'm as bad as he is so I'm confused [ __ ] like what is going on right now are you not like what [ __ ] dominating pillaging all of it from time till now men have been in control there's nobody stopping men who's who's trying to tear men down the courts and and listen the men that are being torn down most of them should be torn down you think not every man's a good man you think every man's a good man of course not right yeah so which good men do you think have been un wrong unlawfully or wrongfully torn down give me an example whe they try to tear down the Great White Hope well hold on you're switching subjects here what men have been give me an example of a great man that has been torn down that you you say so many of them give me one that you feel has been wrongfully torn down well guess who can't answer Ryan been attacked but real men they can overcome that but weak men they are able to be destroyed like like with Donald Trump if you go to there try to destroy who wants who wants to be I don't want a weak man around do you I prefer to be strong so they can Le the way yeah so he's like but he wasn't really answering your question not that's what people like him do they never answer your question right just throw it at you mhm do you believe that racism exists of course do you have any proof of that yeah give me an example of proof proof that racism exists right are you serious yeah you can't even be serious slavery how about we take decades the 50s to 60s am I'm I'm talking to this is where right here do you believe RAC that's where I saw right I'm talking to a black man am I not and I caught myself like I better not [ __ ] say that [ __ ] he might be Cub or something black [ __ ] that's true you don't know he could be like yeah I'm talking too I had to stop myself bro that's the moment where I was like right and shut the [ __ ] up man this might be real how about we take decades the 50s the 60s am I I'm I'm talking to do you believe racism exists no you don't uh-uh what you don't believe racism exist I know racism knows wow what about a partti remember that let's go to Ferguson how about Freddy gray how about I mean my God it's still happening today I wonder that's so fun I wonder what he would say about apartheid that that was literally just to step like yeah yeah but you get in this line you get in this line you get in that line white color I don't know if it's I believe he says that like I think he thought slavery was a good thing cuz it it you know gave people work and regular like he's of that mind work it's wild it's wild and I grew up on a plantation in Alama you're blow my [ __ ] mind you're blowing my [ __ ] mind right and I grew up doing the Jim Crow era too how yeah how old is he different bathrooms different water fountains all that [ __ ] one other thing I went to a movie theater when I was a teenager in Alabama once and we the blacks had to sit in the balcony and the white folks sat downstairs because we weren't allowed to sit together yeah but it was fun up there because we had a better view um that's not racism that's so crazy it's crazy he's just yeah he's dudee get way nobody like the blacks anymore they all they've been whining for 60 years now whining who said nobody likes the blacks anymore what are you talking about who did not tell me what the hell show was a comedy podcast AR you having fun I'm having a great time [ __ ] dude how did Jordan Peterson do this nonsense I don't know he's actually had some people he's had very uh popular reputable people probably his when they reach out they're like he's a pastor and you know I didn't get any of that and they probably like I want to come on and challenge his ideas and you know his thoughts he's like up on another planet though he's not even like on in the Strat that's what I'm saying like every time like it's wild his producer finally had to give me like yeah this is I think we might be 20 and he's like yeah this is for real and I'm like okay what's the producer like he's just like this younger white kid that's like a podcast nerd and loves podcast and wants people to go there's no doubt you could easily go do that show if you want to next time you're in La bro I can tell you where it is it's kind of hard to resist if know what if you just yes anded him that's what I do absolutely dude yes nothing but trouble you got it he wouldn't know what to say I wonder if he wouldn't have anything to say if you just agreed he'd be like okay next question yeah like let's talk about yes talk about it there be no let's talk about which women are taking down men I want to hear about wor women suck I mean we had a black president yeah oh no what a mess huh how are you going to say what a mess after the guy we just had for four years that felt like 14 years Joe Biden no hell he's an [ __ ] too I'm talking about Trump a Great White Hope no no no bro so you agree there that the Fallen Messiah wasn't good for the country the what who the Fallen Messiah who's that the Fallen Messiah and Big Mama Michelle you talking about Obama and his wife yeah big mama big mama Michelle called her it's crazy it's nutty it's nut there are people who really think she has a dick that's a whole thing in the right yeah there's a whole uh Photoshop thing I see online all the time about a dick balluck imagine you grow up to become the first Elite people put dick bulges on you everywhere you go you're the president's wife for Christ the female representation of our country and people photoshoop dicks on you so hilarious like just like little nice ones under your clothes not a big old dick hang it's like a little soft soft bounce so funny [ __ ] you guarantee me that the Asian probably Mak it more than the black that's my guess do you know why that is if it's true yeah why because the suppression and power and racism no why because the black a lazy just sit back I can't even believe I can't even believe I can't this might be where the kids like n he's for real it's for real that's so [ __ ] CRA but see he laughs that's the only thing he laughs he kind of knows what he's saying is like he definitely knows he's trying to fire people up but what's blowing my mind is that he grew up with segregation he grew up on a plantation he said it's insane to say he's like it was awesome slavery didn't exist you know there are some people that I grew up around in Hungary that claim that communism was better and they hate capitalist society and they're like no no no I wish we could go back to when the Russians controlled everything because all I had was such regulation I had a factory job I would go to every day I would get off at a certain hour I could drink all day long just be drunk Society was safer and you know yeah I didn't have meat all year or bananas to eat or toilet paper or television but at least we could walk out in the streets at night and you're like dude yeah and there are certain people on this planet be like that's the way I need to to live they need to be force fed and and regulated the freedom the Freedom's too much right they don't even know what to do with it choices to to build structure for themselves and routine and things like that so they need that kind of sh it's kind of sad like now watching him talk to a friend of mine and now you really see the humanity of this person and you're like this poor man he's crazy he's in his own prison he's kind of like if you remember do you remember Morton Downey junor remember he came on and he was loud and just the smoker smer big smoker and he would take the opposite opinion just to fire people up I feel like he's a much calmer version of that guy he's there he is there Heth the he had veneers before veneers that's a lot of that picture like I'm get that [ __ ] look at those chers oh that was his logo was his smile and the cigarette too godamn big teeth yeah he he was a big TV guy him and did you did you oh no Wally George was local La TV this guy Downey J he did the show with a cigarette yeah he smoke while he did it yeah I miss that I miss seeing people smoke on television and drink remember Johnny Carson used to drink and smoke it was the best I used to um when I would write and produce I would do these old Game Show Network shows and all those host back then would smoke they had Winston was the sponsor on the [ __ ] thing I was like God damn look at this [ __ ] yeah well remember NASCAR used to have skull yeah used to have tobacco like there's no tobacco anymore there's no Winston Cup anymore Winston Cup yeah that's right but that company still exists I'm sure they're still highly profitable pumping cancer in people lungs what's the problem come on on a race car come on want to get on the hood of that 88 car bro well Budweiser is poison let them do it something fun on today's episode of B with a Big B I'm about to show y'all some of the essential items needed when it comes to cleaning a bigger body the first and most important item every big girl should have in their shower is a detachable shower preferably one that's high power cuz you won't need the biggest mistake that any big girl can make is thinking that our shower rou team is going to look like everybody else make sure your detachable shower head got a long cord why because we got a lot of body to reach around now we got a lot of heavy lifting to do don't be afraid to pick that stomach up and get up under the she's right under get in between them rolls hello I like that bikini her face is is gorgeous by the way yeah she's very pretty shower head in one hand take the other one spread that ass next you going to need your expiating gloves if you don't own theity get up now he's going to help break up all that regular ass great if you somebody who be dropping the rag this is the time where you utilize how free your fingers are lather them [ __ ] up real good and get in there for any people who believe that this video is not necessary you a hater and you really mad at the fact that that perm took out all your edges and now they refuse to grow back your business you know it is actually cuz I always wondered about this like I always I asked one time a real big dude about wiping yeah you know how how he does it and he said he uses a stick a stick yeah he puts he puts the paper on the end of a stick nuh-uh yeah how how does that even clean any how does that just smear all around and then they get into shower do day homie yeah you wash lit but they ain't covering that no it ain't cleaning that ass she's got to get into her meow how is she going to reach inside of her meow Str how important this next step is and shower every big girl needs to have something that they could throw that leg up them see that right there yeah I do H that big [ __ ] up now my shower a little bit tighter than I would liking to be I was about to say why is she in the tiniest goddamn shower do lean pick that stomach up shift it to the side get up in me I love I don't think I ever smoke up under a stomach that has not been washed properly and if this is too much for you to look at right now grow the [ __ ] up cuz that's probably the reason you walk BR smelling like spoiled milk and cottage cheese now don't piss me off I love her but here's here's the question yes you've showered it yes you've cleaned it however the parts rubbing up against each other will create sweat no well that's why I mean this is like a regular maintenance things you got to do this all the time yeah like I'm thinking that's that's a three time a day thing if you're that big yeah if you don't want to have any smell I'm thinking yeah or maybe you put powder in between the folds you have to put powder in those Folds I feel like get you a backrub why you your back is big as TI personally speaking my arm reach the body width ratio is crazy I got little T-Rex arms so this come in hand hello hello hello now I hope y'all put what I T yall today to good use if you haven't been already I like her a lot though I do too it's the front ass that's throwing me off a whole front ass it's a front ass yeah and I can't like if you saw that front ass in public you it would make you stop for sure I just don't understand is that bottom is it even on is it up where it needs to is that where her vagina is down or is it up in there we just can't see cuz of the fold she's cleaning she could also have had children and sometimes a woman's abdominal muscle split and then it could create that but I don't know if it's just fat cuz I have like when I get fat on when I have I have a fat stomach it's it's just like one tire it doesn't split off into two it doesn't turn into a front ass no that's a front ass it is yeah and I see like her bottoms and I see like the white lining on the inside so it doesn't look like it's where it's supposed to this big no a front butt there it is post pregnancy right rectus di Christina you're like a doctor no I'm not really visceral fat excessive subdermal or external adapost tissue rectus diastasis occurs when the seam between the rectus muscles is damaged and stretched during pregnany in the muscle position your muscles literally rip in the abdomen and then you can't get them back it's really [ __ ] up oh yeah she's got a front up too yeah but is it always with a bigger woman does it no it can happen in any you can see it in even very thin fit people sometimes the abdominal muscles never quite go back what yeah it's [ __ ] these are very pleasant thanks for showing us though so many these are all people facing forward too that's crazy yeah that got one hey there's a dude with a front butt front butt Friday Trump had front butt P dude it's so crazy H we've been playing this game so I guess there's there's people that are locked up that are allowed to make videos to announce that they're available for for friends pen pals pen pals and so we have a bunch of them and we'll show you the video and then you can guess what they're locked up for and I'll tell you oh great okay see some stuff about myself I like to read I like to draw I like to play guitar I like to smile um I like to have cool ass conversations um maybe pursuing Christianity I don't know but anything I could be to be the best version of myself uh I just took Psychology 101 I'm going to take English English 101 next and the goal is to be some sort of counselor and help some kids when I get out all right all right nice guy here's one thing I've learned with this game Ryan is that the nicer you think the lad is the worse the crimes are interesting like this guy's killed people so you saw what he's like what his video says now is the fun time where you get Christina gave me a hint that that might throw me off I'm going to go up my gut first on this one this is a white guy named Chandler Palmer MH um 012 11012 sounds very white um hair is still kind of white I'm thinking this guy's in for parents probably had money and he got wrapped up into drugs and he's probably in for some kind of drugs drug off I like this cuz I like your analysis of his first name I like that it's in depth too that's good we know Chandler is a very crackery wasy name so Palmer's a very white name yeah he's not he's not garbage like white trash like us like he's definitely he ain't like Timmy Johnson or some [ __ ] up there you know what I mean yeah but the the nod to Christi you're G tell me he decapitated like a bus of great out pass hold on but he wants to go to Christianity so he's trying to repent so he's done something really [ __ ] bad and he wants to repent I'm going to go for like attempted manslaughter attempted murder crashed yeah he [ __ ] somebody he he almost killed somebody good yeah he almost killed somebody here is what it is he was driving high on heroin he crashed into a power pole after being spotted by an off-duty cop he drove off leading to a chase after driving off he ended up in a high-speed Pursuit he then swerved and crashed into a car dealership fled on foot cop later tackled him when he tried to jump over a fence also he robbed a Wallgreens in 2014 also heroin heroin it's pills yeah and crashing you said and that's how he [ __ ] his parents had money he started taking perks and [ __ ] like that and next thing you know he's shooting heroin like everybody else and then running from the police good job good job to go here's the next one lonely sitting hereon looking for a girl out there to make smile and laugh if you're interested can you come hit me up please oh dear that's Dakota Honeycut that's Dakota honey cut with two T's 151 327 I'm going to say he's petite in stature he's definitely on some sort of spectrum I'm going to guess he got in trouble with probably an underage girl maybe he was 22 23 she was 16 interesting Christine hold on I'm going to go I think I'm going to go different he likes the Finer Things in life he's wearing a chain he does have a chain so I'm thinking he prison that's D he broke into somebody's house to Rob them to buy some [ __ ] to impress some [ __ ] all right this play this game is so much fun he killed his roommate with a shotgun yep and then he threw the gun in the Boise River he's eligible for parole after 15 years this is what I'm telling you all the ones that look the normal sweetest Dakota Honeycut dakot doesn't even look like he knows how to hold a shotgun this guy killed his roommate with a shotgun homicide yep [ __ ] Jesus Christ I should Tak my own advice I [ __ ] said it right before taking that chain from that [ __ ] nobody round three [ __ ] my name is Eric 29 years old uh like to joke around read out oh [ __ ] and I got four years left to board so I'm just looking for some positive people those eyes I was going to say there's no blinking hasn't blinked once not once still not blinking just looking up and down not one blink yo and he didn't seek privacy to do this call he's out in genp he do give a [ __ ] about [ __ ] say last name Tom uh karasan Karas I think Eddie this is I mean this is he's he's he's I don't know he reeks of home invasion um probably a murder or two maybe all in that same incident I'm going with that sort of violent he probably robbed the Hallmark store some [ __ ] stole some Hummels this guy hmel figurine what you got I'm going to go gang he's definitely a gang he's banging and edger got caught up really young because the tats are like aggressive already he's got a throat tat [ __ ] he's got his face tatted up so he's been a soreno since he was like [ __ ] 12 11 just gang banging [ __ ] stealing [ __ ] stealing cars all right I got a got to take a breath before this one second degree murder enhancement for the use of a deadly weapon in the commission of a felony two aggravated battery chargers enhancement of commission of a felony with the intent to promote criminal gang activity and the infliction of great bodily harm he stabbed multiple people killed one on Christmas Eve turned himself in for outstanding warrants including second degree murder set to a $1 million bail F [ __ ] Edgar's a bad I like to joke around I like to read I read and I joke and I don't like to Blink he likes to joke around you see I like to [ __ ] around you know have a good time you do not hit me up2 what do you mean by a good time you what's a good time to you Eddie [ __ ] [ __ ] Michael Rose if you're looking for something new and exciting then uh tell me where you find it cuz pretty bored in here and uh I should probably say something like slick that'd be cool thing to do right now but I'm just not really that cool of a dude but uh the only thing I'm trying to do is talk to you mhm okay all right pretty cool those are tatted up hands M his body's covered at least he doesn't have anything from the neck up that I can see I'm feeling arm robbery on this dude I'm feeling arm robbery and uh maybe a stolen vehicle too and yeah some getaway [ __ ] I'm I'm feeling the um car thievery I'm also feeling drugs um I'm sensing that he's self-aware so it's not a murderer generally the guys that kill people aren't joke like they're not like that doing that at the C yeah like there's no charm left there's no nobody there there's still a person left in there what do you well well here we go oh no he was high on meth and the meth was laced with bath salts he got into a verbal disagreement with his pregnant girlfriend he started choking her then he stopped because in his words he realized he was hurting the woman he loved in court he confessed to doing it on another occasion was charged with two counts of attempted strangulation so how long's that get you it doesn't say how long he's in here he's 25 five so I don't know attempted strangulation is the official charge though that's the first time we've ever heard that charge she didn't see that one coming yeah oh we like to throw you a curveballs yeah these are all been pretty curvy like the big hey what's up Jesus I'm going to start this off and be honest with you I don't need money but I certainly need your attention anyways uh I don't care if you're in a relationship or if you're single and I don't care if you have drama in your life or not so hit me with what you got I'm a Scorpio so I'm not one to judge because my life's a little crazy anyways and I want you to get a hold of me if you want to know more have a good day that's Richard he thinks it's the Scorpio that made his life crazy he's going by [ __ ] astrological sign it's not not his personal responsibility for anything yeah well that's a deep psycho yeah he's definitely killed I'm going to say he might have wiped out a family maybe his own maybe his own that's what I'm thinking definitely murder Vibes because he's an older gent he's been in the system he's got Hitler haircut his last name is H he's a [ __ ] racist guy for sure ready yeah dude he's all [ __ ] up he was charged with trafficking more than 28 grams of heroin he was caught in a sting operation where he sold two grams of heroin for $600 oh that's it better than I thought buddy Dr that's nothing thought you'll be you never know who you're going to get here yeah that's interesting yeah see that's what we've learned it's always the guy who who who looks like a psycho isn't I would have put him for choking his uh pregnant girlfriend out he's got there is like a real he's got something that makes you pause right when he starts like I don't need your money like it's just it's a lot of Personality coming at you I think there's crimes we don't know about on well yeah on everyone yeah I'm saying he's definitely killed somebody maybe someone's died on that on that path yeah yeah uhoh oh ladies [ __ ] sexy down badass females out there stop being shy put down what you're doing and haul at your boy I'm down with all types and flavors so ladies get at me let's chop it up let's see what's up hope to hear from you okay first of all I don't like the plea he's doing the dropping the courtship and he's going I just want some nookie on my face I don't care who you are I just want [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] what color it is what it smells like what country what state I don't care I just I need a woman yeah it's too desperate that being said this just I I I'm going to go with drugs all right SLE cell yeah I uh got Blink 182 Vibes I know he's like a 90s guy I feel like All the Small Things trying to be cool like a beasty boy holding them holding the phone different yeah trying to be that covering his face cover his face Roby how you say that Roby Humphrey 7449 that's a real white trash name now this guy robbed uh a vet for ketamine and horse tranquilizer I'm thinking he probably broke into some places for drugs dentists [ __ ] like that well he is in the maximum security institution the a block but he is charged actually with drug trafficking felony charged trafficking heroin with intent to use carries a penalty of 10 years to life in prison and a$ 15 to $100,000 fine so it's drug trafficking that's it I drugs is not yeah he could do better yeah these guys have hats and watches and [ __ ] I don't think you were allowed to have any of that stuff in prison yeah how' you get a gold chain there yeah you got chains on these guys aren't [ __ ] ripping it off you and stuff no it's pretty watches yeah a watch Gentlemen of the Free World my name is Willie P I'm a miner and a mucker fighter and a [ __ ] and I'm a fairly good cook if uh I got a little bit of time to do in this son of a [ __ ] and I just look for a little company to keep me uh keep me uh occupied along the way way and if you want to hear a few good stories tell me all about yourself hit me up on the old JP all right now you all have a good day now I mean this is tough he seems mentally ill like that's a guy if I saw out in the street I'd tell my daughter like Let's cross the street and get away from this [ __ ] yeah I agree he does have he seems unhinged yeah very unpredictable there would be no re you don't reason with him you know no and in any moment he could like what the [ __ ] did you saying like I nothing at all yeah yeah yeah yeah but I do like his rhyming and he does have a good Twist of phrase which is really nice to see on these courtship videos yeah like you don't see them really come up with nice yeah so that I'm conflicted with William because I do like that he put effort into he's like I'm also a good cook and I'm like oh now I'm intrigued because I like to eat you know a man that can cook very sensitive I think Bill James 13938 card jacked probably um some elderly lady probably pistol whipped her stole the car set it on fire and then um ran sack somebody's house like oh dang I'm going to go with thievery but like a weird kind like he like a grave robber like I want to say like he went in the cemetery like dug up some [ __ ] cuz he heard that he had jewelry on him or something like something really dumb this is good like his own grandom or something necklace I mean you both are you're you you both are in the right kind of Realm of what we're getting into here so old William he was on the run for attempting to murder two sheriff's deputies and he was trespassing on his mother's property started shooting at the police get the [ __ ] he later ran into the woods and hid for a week before being arrested uh after returning to his mother's property he charged with assault or battery upon certain Personnel enhancement use of a deadly weapon in commission of a felony and he won't be released until 20145 he's going after shooting the two cops yeah also how are you in the woods for a week and they don't find you because he grew up there yeah that's what I learned on these survival shows it's always the most damaged kids who are abused and they go out into the forest and they learn how to live out there to stay away from their mom and dad yeah this guy's used to living out in the woods he's got Woods Vibes he he does have Woods Vibes you'd hate to run into him in the woods that's for sure I saw that dude in the woods in like a plain green army jacket i' ha ass yep that's trais Bickle totally well that's all we got um man it's a good game here's a fun one though this is totally different than this is fun fun video I'm here with ob how old are you Obie 67 what did you do for a living I pimped [ __ ] across the country oh all right if you were 20 Would You Do It All Over Again hell yeah in a heartbeat in a [ __ ] heartbeat I'm able to go any place in this country I wanted to go and do anything I wanted to do when I get there the girls did their job and I did mine all kind of drugs everything that was part of the lifestyle I meet somebody she want to screw we screw you know what I mean and I'm gone that's interesting man you don't look like it trust me Hustler when I was in the game they really had nothing to do with my black ass yeah trust me like I say fist fight [ __ ] run [ __ ] I'll shoot you didn't make no difference to me I just CA your ass getting my mobile home and leave oh he's home's driving away that's part of the lifestyle this is a one of those kids who's like hey how are you what kind of and like he's and then he just meets a pimp I'm surprised a pimp lives in a mobile home that that doesn't seem very Pimp Like does it like not cool it's good for traveling the country I mean if he's got you know his [ __ ] in different cities he can get on the road and John Madden it out there you know he might not be making enough money to fly I'm worried about the the the the stable he keeps you know cuz the hose can travel in the mobile home that's a good that's a good he's like we're going to Chicago this week yep we're going to Chicago We're going towa walkie we're going yeah Cincinnati we're going take that [ __ ] all around and sell it Jesus chist living a lavish Lifestyle on SC on a pride pride yeah what's up B finally it's been so long all right it's time for Christina's curations mhm it's been a while since we've done these I'm so happy to do them with you here we go let's see what I've been collecting oh so in addition to the guy doing nunchucks in his apartment I found this guy I don't know what this is a chain with some Medallion on the end and he swings it around and he shows you how skiled he is I don't know what this is called what is that that's a single dude with probably two cats and no [ __ ] he should have seen that old [ __ ] pimp yeah look at this guy with his sweats tucked he's got his shirt tucked into his sweats I think that's roll R over too a little bit the band is rolled well I think he if he leaves his shirt Out The Chain will catch it that's really good yeah you you picked up on that he has the right attire on for his martial arts display is this martialart guys who display their martial arts are just the best that's a great Lane in Tik Tok I am in this business and I should be setting a up a camera and doing more and this guy is doing this out there like what I should never be ashamed of anything don't you dare delete a video you put up what's cool as he does it in his basement there's the water water heer that's nice yeah oh it is the water heater I just figured that some storage there to his behind him I think that's where he lives thank you for pulling this thank you look at that [Music] haircut this guy can play he's really farting in there with the fart yeah what do you think did you do [Music] this amazing wow come on guys look at look he's out of breath he had a ab workout on that how many times you think happy birthday ended mid [ __ ] he's like a man I'm sorry damn I got to do some that's really great the one thing I always wear like I wonder about with the farters is like you you don't want ladies in your life yeah like you don't want women this is probably past that decision there's been no ladies and then they're like I'mma fart the birthday the keyboard yeah it's not he's not like in the mix with ladies and then doing that this is just ladies don't are not a part of the equ but you know from this show that there is a woman out there for that man oh for sure like hilarious I love this guy's my everything right here how do I get a hold of this guy there's a lady out there for that there's a cool cat the pet This Is My Tribe [ __ ] no well some of these [ __ ] have like leopards and [ __ ] you know look at it it's all muscle no fur it's disgusting you remember that one a few weeks ago demon where the guy released the tiger into the pool he had like his friends in the pool and then he put a tiger in and they all [ __ ] ran so they got out in time oh my God like full grown tiger yeah yeah yeah if you find that definitely pull that up that's [ __ ] it was Unreal who's got one to release into the pool it's in the Middle East yeah yeah Middle East and Ukraine they love this [ __ ] that's nuts oh no I was taking a nap ran right over that lady's face who's napping in the garage he hit both of them didn't he he got the kid too yeah not the dog thankfully though oh that lady got crushed She Got It Bad she was dead asleep relax dead after that you'll never sleep again after that the car rode over your face time to get back to work we're [ __ ] around man L is out he pulled in on that now he's looking at her like what are you he's probably saying that too he's not saying I'm sorry what are you doing in the garage I have toe he would be right there the not see that though there's two people laying there just whipping you're not even thinking of it though you're not even conceiving that two humans are laying on a towel I can't imagine waking up by being driven over oh my God I I I think you would just never close your eyes again i' be so what was going on there's a kid there he could have wiped out his whole family and the dog's coming out the dog's like what's going on he probably I'm just thinking a lot of things like what if he was flying rushing home cuz he has to [ __ ] so bad right then he pulls in now he's got a t to her and he's [ __ ] himself down there you know what I mean you might be like I can't wow here's more guys doing cool stuff this guy's throwing knives the spoons oh spoon breaking dishes another guy with his [ __ ] shirt tucked into his sweats there's a theme with these guys huh you got to tuck it other wayse yeah get your way and there's a chick out there who's like look at this guy throwing these spoons oh [ __ ] he's for me that's got he can protect me yeah I do like any restaurant I like it throw a spoon at a restaurant yeah Jason Bourne St yeah you know the funny thing is that this guy 100% thinks he's like I am like borne yes if that moment ever arises I'm your [ __ ] I'm ready imagine if you actually are in a real life situation where this guy gets to do something like that and it works yeah like he he would be so excited I train with spoons man I train with spoons he trains with spoons I train with my chain in my basement I train minute in the lifestyle even if you're not in the lifestyle these are five things that are extremely important if you want to play with others especially in this lifestyle the first one is deodorant nobody likes body odor don't cake on the deodorant but make sure that you're using deodorant hygiene is everything in this lifestyle these are nail clippers they're amazing they keep your fingernails sure make sure that you use them no one wants to play with somebody with a bunch of Gunk under their fingernails or dirty hands play they always say play with when you go with other Dent flossers make sure there's nothing in your teeth teeth hygiene is actually really important your faces are right next to each other when you're playing you want to make sure that the other person takes care of their teeth another one is a toothbrush make sure that you're using a toothbrush make sure that this video necessary is not this is for everyone not for swingers when it comes to smell want to get laid at all gentlemen one you don't need to gas out the room okay let me understand understand to to participate in the lifestyle use deodorant brush your teeth floss use put a spray of of of colog on and then you're welcome to play okay thanks man thanks for the Insight clearly he does not like the men that are [ __ ] his wife you know he like listen guys my wife's coming home stinking she stinks you don't give a [ __ ] yeah uh dirty dudes are can you make that bigo or yeah are these teenagers watch this watch this one oh dear right down here yeah no no hold on hold on look then back all the way up then the dude's like ah [ __ ] no no that's terrible oh my God he's dead right he died later yeah did he yeah nuh-uh yeah he really died yeah are you being serious internal bleeding yeah how do you know that he died I I read it I read about it it was in Columbia cool thanks Jesus Christ just throw them right in the back I guess you [Music] know we got to finish our route throw his hands in the back oh [ __ ] crazy yeah that was a rough one that is a rough can't close on that one no I woke up to that video this morning that's how you started your started he's so troubled that is troubled yeah oh Jesus no no D I'm just playing around with you it's just nibbling Asians oh no one's helping back up back up back up they're like oh it's okay just pet him get the [ __ ] out of there D don't overreact just be cool cat's playing with her right I'm getting nervous as [ __ ] I right now I don't know how she's doing I like somebody help somebody somebody get this tase it yeah you're good oh any second any organ any [ __ ] vein it's over yeah it's over she thinks she's special it's another white person petting animals this is my dog you good everything's good that thing could take you and run up that fence right now in jaw language God so much anxiety this is always white people yeah it's always white people my brother true [ __ ] went to a gator world I know you know of Gator World Jes okay it's all Gators it's all just a park in Florida where it's all Gator you can see them out there swimming whatever and then they've got one like Herculean dinosaur that's like 200 years years old and they tape the mouth shut and then people go and sit on its back and take pictures okay and my brother's like look at your niece and I was like are you [ __ ] insane like and I look in line there's a line 30 [ __ ] 40 people all white people it's all they're in a person with a good tan in that line it's all white people want to go around these [ __ ] animals and [ __ ] just like those psychos during the pandemic everybody was watching that [ __ ] documentary The Tiger why people think they're immune to tragedy I think is what it is they're like no there's no way this Tiger's going to bite my leg in half I just headlined La Hoya and they told me that the seals I was like are the Seals still down there and they're like yeah but it's a problem these two uh Latina ladies saw me out back they were a little older and they're like so what are you doing when you're here with your time they're probably in their 60s they were sweet as [ __ ] and I was like oh I brought my daughter we just make the family weekend out of it I got my sitter I got the producer we're probably going to go into the Cove check out the seals are they still there and like yeah they're there and I was like why you say it like that and I go go well it's it's kind of a problem and I'm like what problem she's like well people are trying to pet them I'm like who's trying to pet wild seals and then they just don't say anything I go white people and they both like yeah it's white it's white ladies and they go down at night they get them with cameras yeah and they're getting arrested pet is getting involved and seals are just seals are just [ __ ] I mean what are you doing that seal will tear you up if it wants to these people have pet raccoons and [ __ ] raccoons will rip your [ __ ] face off I didn't know that you know I didn't know that they will tear you come that was the thing yeah and I was like she was like oh they come up and I pet them I go are you out of your mind they would come up so I was staying in a friend's house in Pasadena I was 28 years old I didn't know I never [ __ ] I grew up in La I never see animals really and these raccoons would just come right up come right up sit on the bench next to me and I'd like touch told I was like you can't do that I didn't know yeah can I tell you a raccoon story yeah when I worked at the junkyard when I was in high school we had a bunch of buch of feral cats tons of them and then one day we're up on the hill and I'm pulling this part and I hear this growling I hear and I'm with my buddy Jim and I'm like the [ __ ] did we get a dog we don't have any dogs we have cats and we look over and there's this [ __ ] raccoon I'm telling you one solid light blue eye one solid white eye and it's just going and it's got its back hunched and it's all we like oh this thing's [ __ ] rabid I don't know what it's do maybe it's protecting babies maybe I we don't know so we just start throwing rocks at this [ __ ] thing and just trying to Pelt it and get it out of there and it's not moving we're hitting it it's just and it like charges at us a little bit we [ __ ] scream we jump in the truck we drive back down to the front we're like there's a [ __ ] rabbit raccoon up there we got to handle it there's a customer at the time Shannon it's his dad's yard he goes to his grandparents it's like a mile away and gets a shotgun when he comes back there's already a customer that's been there who's got a nine with the the [ __ ] sights on it and he's like can I shoot it we're like you can shoot it so we go up on the hill this guy [ __ ] sights it and it's just like it's still and he shoots this [ __ ] thing right in the goddamn head and it drops and it gets up it got up I swear to God like Jason fory it went and he went shot this thing filled it we were burning stuff that day we threw it in the the fire holy [ __ ] smelled just like chicken I me delici just like like if I was like okay if it's an apocalypse we can probably eat thisat this thing that's good I've never seen anything like that yeah you can't [ __ ] with them people in the when I was in high school in Florida people would go into the Groves and and shoot raccoons with like semi-automatic weapons and [ __ ] yeah yeah they'll [ __ ] you up yeah they don't I know that they were just eating trash in this in their backyard and they would just come up so can you go full screen with that what's the uh baby otter I went to the Long Beach Aquarium and uh they're cute as [ __ ] and a pro that had been working there 20 years was hold one like this and they said it bit her bottom lip and ripped her [ __ ] face off that's how aggressive otter are the cute little on their back RI your face off so before just look at the still frame and there's yeah well the big boy right here is looking over his right shoulder okay wait what is that oh this is amazing behind him that's a tiger that's been put in the water oh [ __ ] right there that's a tiger oh no and this whole group like Hey we're having a good time you know and that guy's the first one to see it he's like what the [ __ ] go ahead no [ __ ] that look at his big ass rolling he's like n dude he's he just SL [ __ ] dude that's a full grown tiger that's insane yeah your friend's like I got you got you man all right get him out somebody get him them out now who's getting that out uh-uh yeah [ __ ] that we've seen so many big cats in videos for uh in the Middle East people have like leopards and [ __ ] and cougars in their house in their house walking around just chill on the couch it's like a status symbol totally dude I don't even like big dogs I get nervous I'm like I don't [ __ ] want a German Shepherd no [ __ ] way dude yeah imagine cleaning up tiger [ __ ] tiger [ __ ] and whatever they need to eat every day it's like gazelle how do you buy that I know yeah you don't you don't go to the pet store and just buy about when he gets Moody you know you have dogs you have a bad day with your dog the tiger my dog doing that [ __ ] a tiger just [ __ ] rip your arm off sorry chew on it how do you [ __ ] take care of a tiger I have no idea you should not be allowed to have any kind of big cat not like that man you got a mailman coming over or something anything it's not a right the tiger hears or the mailman hears and you're like these St like Texas will let you do it Florida like you can own whatever the [ __ ] you want in your house this I'm not sure about but didn't haven't you heard stories like people here own exotic [ __ ] you would have to like somebody would have to come out from the state and be like you need like a [ __ ] fortified Fortress around your backyard you want a tiger in here a tiger a tiger I don't know if they have tigers but they do in Florida remember [ __ ] Tiger King and tiger was just kill for fun too for fun for fun yeah that thing just jumps rip your kid head off and then take it up a tree and just lick it in front of you and [ __ ] you're like oh we thought it was so cute did you a tiger cub will [ __ ] you up yeah a bear cub that's the other one I see a lot the Bears think they so cute and let me get out anybody that ever wants to go near a baby animal you're the dumbest cuz you know damn well they're not like humans where our parents abandon us that Mom or Dad is right [ __ ] there and they kind of want you to come near them I feel like so they can just [ __ ] you up yeah and show their kids that's how you do it that's how you do it that's how you do it oh [ __ ] terrifying um all right the new podcast the way back is launching it's launching in January 2024 will it be on your YouTube channel it'll be on my Youtube it'll be free it'll be all that stuff you can watch Lefty's son his uh uh standup special that's on YouTube right now of course the Honeydew um weekly show and the patreon for the wildest stories anyone's ever heard wildest [ __ ] we just did another recap where we um I do these highlight episodes every now and then I'd love to have you on one too where all you have to do is just sit and watch what we say God yeah check this [ __ ] out love to uh and they're really fun that'll be an end of the year episode and it'll get a lot of people excited but we've done about 30 some episodes with just highlights at this point I'm telling you those episodes alone are worth the monthly chart and we're looking for someone to woke up in a morg please or buried alive either one we're looking reach out uh great to see you man thanks for coming thank you guys always love you like a sun I like that I really like that I like that cool stuff slick stuff neat stuff I like that I really like that let the conversation begin here it comes yes oh holy cow holy cow was right just glassing just glassing let's glass let's glass holy cow that is awesome just glassing just glassing let's glass let's [Music] glass ah oh yeah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah oh yeah happy birthday sweetness happy birthday it's pretty cool man and and it's it's de happy birthday sweetness happy [Music] birthday wow look at that just glassing just glassing oh my god let's glass let let's glass oh my God look at it just glassing just glassing listen to that horn let's glass let's GL I like that I really like that happy birth sweet Happ birthday just glassing just glassing happy [Music] birthday happy birthday [Music] oh yeah oh yeah hey you just watched an episode of your mom's house I hope you enjoyed it and if not watch another one maybe you'll like that one the where look I don't know you place them in like cubes or squares or whatever this is just click another one maybe you'll find one you like or someone will get hurt and everybody likes that don't forget to subscribe

Channel: YMH Studios

Views: 767,321

Keywords: ymh, your mom's house, your moms house, tom segura, christina pazsitzky, christina p, mommies, jeans, up, high and tight, what's with the jeans, denim on denim, podcast, Dr. Drew, Pinsky, After Dark, DDAD, DrDAD, Dr. Drew After Dark, 2 Bears 1 Cave, 2B1C, Bert Kreischer, Danny Brown, Danny Brown Show

Id: b5WvnO5E8Ps

Length: 106min 36sec (6396 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 22 2023