Extinguishing All Life as The Tarkov Police

howdy we ran around the streets of dark out pretending to be the police and unsurprisingly it ended in unmitigated catastrophe though what's far more surprising than the tragic demise of everyone involved is how many people just kind of went along with it and I still don't know why though if you were one of those people you're cool and we appreciate you anyway we might as well get right into it also the first minute of this video was recorded at 3am after a New Year's party and I just had to include it because there was a minor amount of intoxication uh the unhinged Police role play will follow right after I hope you guys enjoy and I will see you around I'm here to play darkov it's 3 A.M on January 1st uh what are you doing I guess we're making my ears using dude everybody's being nice nobody's being mean they're shooting everybody is great oh my God he killed the man foreign [Music] [Music] dude that guy was walking down the street and he looked over at us he's like what the [Music] hell all right I'm Gonna Give You professional advice shut the [ __ ] up I can't understand what the hell you're saying police hands up you didn't even give him a chance to put his hands up is that more condensed milk there's a guy across the street excuse me oh he killed him oh he's dead that guy's Dead He's performing CPR here's some loot what do you saying dude only two weeks of retirement I killed the hell out of him I saw him kill officer tails and I you know due process went out the window what hey wait a second [Music] I don't think this is a murder oh my god oh there's a Gun there's a gun on him oh hey man that ain't mine free gun oh my God shut your body camera [Music] I got a heavy bleed citizen drop that weapon drop that weapons what's up dude in here what are you doing gotta go find some crime [ __ ] yeah you get a lot of deputies I don't know if I trust them talk on police out here we're about to do a meth lab raid [Music] he's down he's down oh my God we've been turned on calm down calm down okay okay [Music] you know I think they need to finish the prescription on the station it's been looking a little uh I need to wear a tad underfunded why is there a camcorder back here it's actually illegally recording inside this there's blood everywhere and that's your concern there's a human hand on here and you're like I hope they have a permit to record here what kind of Officer are you I'll be honest I think I killed Santa again we gotta cover this up grab your Spence shells we were never here oh my God damn oh my God I got him you're about to pay stop breaking the law oh where are you I dropped the gun I think it's time to break regulation okay turn off your body believe it or not this doesn't have to end with you dying I was [ __ ] behind you stupid son of a [ __ ] you can't fall officers in the line of duty you think you're walking out of here foreign I killed him until he was dead with the government lie to you come on holy clearly partner hold on partner is my paperwork that is electrical tape sir all right everything checks out here looks like you're good to go there's a lot of there's a lot of criminals out here the gang activity is out of control fellas be careful thank you thank you uh that was we finally have not murdered civilians that we met yeah it's right there holy [ __ ] okay let's just scan for executing a search warrant you can't go in there right now it's a little you can tell it's a little dangerous right now you can't go that way oh my God when did you get here what [Music] oh my God this dude tried to get us down thank you is dead I think he's dead he did you mean the Jeremy Albertson you know he killed five women in 1997. he comes up on the blotter I keep seeing him hey dispatch Tails can you uh Feed Us in on germa's crimes oh my God hey uh so she told me oh oh my God I got one I got two not like a dog in the middle of the street I remember him saying this is how I wanted to go dispatch tell us which Choice the river do we keep going down this street yeah all right don't know if you can trust this man it's getting a little crazy out here tonight I think you should go all right can I can I give you a juice for your hard work oh you have a good day oh my God what is that guy what is that guy can we need little backup I'm gonna call it Supply driver come on over here with some goodies why do you guys all look the thing don't worry about it kill a man throw that that kill a man yes did you kill that man oh no killed my man I killed that man find that ambulance all right so we got bear and now we have God damn I think this guy just realized we did a good job accurate I was gonna just do a little funny and shoot down you could have said you were gonna do the funnies why that's not even our extract oh [ __ ] why did you shoot my leg are we being shot at we are hey um the other day the streets of tacos sorry you're under arrest oh no I triggered it I triggered it I triggered it all right boys I got OverWatch hey what's up man it's a guy in you let's go take it I'll cover you I believe you're that much better [ __ ] cool actually oh my God what did you do the right thing [Applause] I heard a surprise Swedish over there you good down here no we have so many more than we have to drop yeah I saw him run back oh okay he sees us let's go arrest him foreign blast his ass there's another person over here suspect down two world wars up I see he didn't put his answer that was a good shot beard yeah I had to confiscate this condensed milk I'm protecting you from yourself but here you go as a tree for murder it's on the floor the milk is on the floor it's already on the floor officer scorchwood he doesn't have his milk you're not you and you're hungry have a condensed milk oh right Silent Shot yeah there's two world's worship God I built over I think she's not even dead this is really bad officers be honest I don't think I'm gonna make it we're engaged I got him stm9 I shot his head off there's too many mods this is it officer the Xbox right there though go go remember keep going nothing can be as terrifying as the bunker gobbler I think you could have killed the bunco gobbler we never saw it I fire all of my guns okay he heard the goddamn balrog Stern in the minds of Moria and he's like I gotta tell someone about it I mean I am down to go back to reserve and find the goddamn bunker gobbler and take him off to the face of this Earth he's just not belonging great gaia's domain let's go I hope there's no conquered gobblers in here trying to gobble up was that did something just move over there is there any bunker gobblers down here y'all crazy hey what wasn't there five of us what did you guys hear that I've never heard that it's gonna talk off in my life we responded to a gobbler incursion there's those guys [Music] become Static boy

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Length: 14min 1sec (841 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 13 2023