Ex-Jewel Thief Reacts to Robbery Fails #2 - Robbery Gone Wrong - Getting Your Just Desserts | 124 |

man that lady at that hotel she was a tough lady you left your gun on the counter [ __ ] hey everybody larry lawton here for another video on robbery fails before i get started please check out member programs on patreon it's patreon.com larry lawton julie and on youtube as well right here in the top corner hit join check out my book gangster redemption and please check out larry lawrence action crew where we are making a difference and we're moving forward on a couple of really strong and powerful actions all right everybody we're going to get into this video and this should be a funny video because the last one had me cracking up and people talking about it well we're doing the same thing i'm going to look at some clips and then i'm going to comment either on uh good move bad move or uh just a dumb criminal but most of them are dumb because they usually don't get much let's jump right into the first clip guys walking in the store did he pull a gun no he didn't pull him stretch oh did you see that did you see what he did that was hilarious oh he reminded me of gta you guys know i'm playing gta and i asked somebody once why when they're running to the guy jump the guy jump you know when he's running someone told me you get energy or you get energy i don't think that guy was getting energy jumping to keep his pants up oh you want to talk about not being prepared you want to talk about just i don't know what crackhead stuff you go in there when your pants are down to your ankles uh i mean you know you gotta even realize how stupid you're gonna look i mean these people i don't wow we're starting off with a bang guys pants are falling down his ass that's why he he couldn't rob the place he couldn't jump the counter and i'll tell you the truth i jumped some counters in my day you know that's what part of what i did i had to jump those counters and i and i was over that's counters in a second so you that guy isn't either bad you're just an idiot obviously we know he's an idiot so let's get to the next clip okay clip two here's these guys banging glass they can't get through the glass it's like a motorcycle gang smart move that cover your face and and all their bodies are covered i give him a lot of credit he can't get through the glass do these people realize that's that unbreakable glass that it's bulletproof and all of that look how hard he is i can't get through oh he's a really rocket scientist looking the other guys are just walking around guy's got a gun i don't know if anybody's in there if he has a gun out i am assuming there are people in the store otherwise why would you have your gun out if you're doing that look at this you know it's reminding me this clip is reminding me hold on that is hilarious that clip right there reminded me of the uh you know working on the railroad guys are banging and banging working on the railroad what people why wouldn't you go around and get the key from the people in the store you know because this is what i did i mean it's a jewelry robbery obviously and it's they're trying to get into the display cases well when you have glass like that and and most of them do you go around the back and you get the key off of the owner or employee who have to show whatever's in those cases and you take open it up and you take everything out i did that i emptied jewelry cases i emptied those cases in five minutes i would wipe out a whole store open boom take open these guys are what they call smash and grab robbers number one now normally these guys would come in smash something take it and run and obviously what they don't understand as well is a lot of jewelry places in the main case where it's really really a high-end thing you'd think wow that's a really beautiful diamond they put it right in it's a play case people come it's fake it's kubrick sarconia so it's a cz they call them cubic zarconia and it's no good uh so here they are getting fake maybe getting a fake diamond i don't know even if you're gonna try to get into the jewel cases which you should you obviously you can't break it after a few shots with a sledgehammer go and open it the only reason i'm assuming there's people in there because the one guy had his gun out if you're robbing some place when it's closed you don't need a gun out i mean why would you hold up one of your hands with a gun if you don't need to so there's another rocket scientist crew but i give them a little there was a little coordination here because they all had helmets they all had stuff all their arms were covered so these guys are a little bit more prepared but still not the professional like i guess i was and i hate to brag about it but i was a professional and um these guys are definitely not really coordinated but when you you know they're not thinking on their feet as well when something doesn't work you should have an alternate okay they don't let's get to the next clip look it's a walmart well here comes somebody flying out of walmart he's being chased jumps in a car and a truck throws it in the back what in the world was that clip the guy's bringing the thing back he didn't even get away with it what was in that box i have to know okay guy runs out of a walmart and jumps in first of all here's a rocket science that this guy runs out and his partner's not waiting out front if he's planning on robbing something like that wouldn't you just wait right out in front of the walmart the guy gets jumps in throws and he's gone nobody would have caught him they're going to a parking spot people are watching this now so now this guy's got an attempted robbery i don't know what he robbed and how much it was but if it's over a certain amount of money usually 300 or 500 dollars that item becomes a felony so now uh this this guy is going to be a real idiot because did they get his plate number i mean the camera obviously showed what it has but there's different angles those walmarts have with the cameras just so they can get a plate number so here is an idiot doesn't get away with it and these two are not too coordinated probably uh crackheads of some sort and i walked right back into the story looked like nonchalant like he didn't even care that's kind of funny all right next one guys okay guys in an art gallery okay he's looking around obviously he's looking everywhere okay he's being casual that's the way to do it normally you would do this and you'd be looking where the cameras are and understanding that he's trying to okay he's got a picture all right what is he doing he's taking a picture off the wall okay art works worth a lot of money he's trying to put it in his he can't put it in his jack what is he gonna do put it under his jacket oh my god he's walking casual okay look at this they got my camera he walks right out a part of that let me give you a little bit of that clip okay first of all he should be knowing where the cameras are that would have been a case you should have known where the cameras are to begin with never look up because once you look up those cameras have your face that guy is very uh recognizable so obviously he's going to get caught so he keeps looking right into the camera why don't you just give him a better get a picture uh he took a picture i don't know if he knew the value of that picture or he picked it because it was small i'm not sure of that but whatever he did i mean he got away with it obviously there's not too many people there watching and he walked out and you know probably most of those art galleries and stuff like that have one employee maybe two employees one's in the back one's just looking maybe showing another piece of art to someone else i am surprised if it had any kind of value it didn't have what they call a lock switch they have a lock mechanism that will lock a picture to a wall so you just can't pull it off i mean you're not going to drill into a nice picture some but they have locks that can lock a picture to a wall so obviously it wasn't that valuable otherwise he would they would be required insurance companies will require art galleries to do certain stuff uh and the guy wasn't too swift about either alting or his appearance uh you know if you alter your appearance in any which way whether it's a different maybe did have a different hairdo but facial hair non-facial hair glasses usually a uh a band-aid or something that's gonna take the eye off of somebody else to something else so this guy didn't plan i don't know why he wanted this picture so bad and what the value couldn't have been again that valuable because insurance companies require art galleries to do certain things obviously not here so i don't know how slick this little guy really is next clip guys clip five okay coming in the pot store oh they're spraying them it looks like some spray this guy's fighting but he's fighting back with a bong you see it is he's fighting back with a bog he said come on do something oh he's b he's fending them off with a bomb that is hilarious whoa whoa did you see that did you see that there was a a rat that went in did you guys see now the wife is right oh my god hold on again this guy fended them off they were pepper spraying them it didn't work they didn't get close enough they're not too slick there the guy's fending them off with a bong i'm loving that but wait i gotta look at that clip again everybody i just want to look at the end of that clip i thought i saw a rodent i don't know if it's a dog or a rodent or something jump into a box i don't know if you guys saw it let's go back i'm gonna take this back this clip for a second here he is all right everybody here he is he's fending them off again and again i'm liking that part of it okay these guys i don't know they can't take one guy with a bong stupid okay all right let's go back here oh there was did you see that that is that's is that a rat again i gotta look at it a third time everybody let's look at it a third time okay they're throwing the bags at him he's fighting them off with the bong i did see some wait wait there's something in the right corner that looks like a rat i don't get it i don't know what it was what is this guy selling it looks like a pot store of some sort but there was a rodent in there oh my god hold on and that was a pretty big rat that was a fat rat and it was running around during the day unless it's i don't know what else it could have been it went in there to hide and and why i this one that clip has got me now now i'm going to be thinking i looked at it three times you guys looked at it we sort the rat in a little corner and we saw him jump into the ding amazing amazing that the rat got me more than these idiots trying to rob the guy the guy had to go give the guy a lot of credit got a lot of balls he fought him off with a bong that's another that's a stoner move how did you fight him off i used my bong my bong's a weapon that was hilarious could have broke the bong and worked more i don't know but listen pot stores they have a hard time right now because the federal government the united states has not made it federally legal so they have to have cash pot stores have to have cash and that's crazy because these guys have to do cash drops and they can't take credit cards because it's a banking issue with the federal government it's stupid and they need to fix it and you can prevent stuff like this and you won't have and people can use k you put cash in the mix cash is king people want it all right let's go to the next clip this clip says viral video of how this homeowner to order a burglar has impressed many all right let's see what this clip has going all right he's got the he's got his truck and he got it his driver oh i love it i love what he did that is hilarious he set up a thing like you would have in your yard a uh the timer you you put it on it they have the timers like you know you walk by something and the lights go on or you walk by some and a camera goes on well this guy set up his uh i guess a sprayer with some kind of spray and i wonder what it was i don't think it was just water maybe it was some kind of spray and it goes off right when the guy passed this truck the guy must have had some problems in his driveway and he had some equipment and he said i'ma set it up i love it people getting people become very inventive i guess the word is or people come they get ingenuity and they figure out how to do things because you know what are you gonna wait on the cops he put a camera so he probably knew people were doing a certain thing and he set that up great video good for you guy smart too that'll teach him the guy i i would have loved to know if that was like skunk stuff you know where the guy smelled and he can't get that skunk smell off you that would have been good let's go to the next video a guy guys going in he's getting something from behind the count looks like it looks like a lobby of a hotel is not had a gun and a girl he's walking back out the guard somebody confronted him oh the counter lady confronted this guy okay looking i was around talking he's got his mask on he's got his gun he's pointing he's trying to jump the counter okay oh this is right now look at the lady's telling him what are you doing she's pushing him off the counter he oh he's got a gun look she's giving him the money out of the red just okay take your money all right get out of here all right he gave him a bag god puts the money in the bag that's what he's doing now the ladies just sitting there waiting he's definitely a lobby of a hotel of some sort uh okay look at this the [ __ ] left the gun she took the gun she took the gun look he's coming back you know why he's coming back right because the gun's worth more on what he got in the bag give me my gun he's saying give me my gun he's going to jump the counter the lady put did the lady shoot because the guy's running oh that is hilarious oh my god did you guy now come on if that clip didn't make you laugh the gun the lady took off him was worth more than the robbery he got here's another rocket scientist what do you think you're going to get out of a hotel lobby even if it's what we used to call them the four-hour hotels people pay cash because they go have sex in the room back in my day they used to call them the four-hour motels and they were the person you can actually rent the room for four hours and obviously you bring your girl whoever it is you go have sex and they change the sheets and the next one and they'd rent those rooms for 50 bucks for four hours or something back in my day it was like 30 bucks 40 whatever it was and they'd have cash those places have cash but not that much cash and it didn't look like it was a a big plan thing here the gun was probably worth more than the robbery so that guy had a net negative how would you like that you robbed something or how do you do it net negative and the gun is going to maybe have a registration where to get that maybe link it to another crime all of a sudden this idiot's doing real time for being a real idiot obviously they didn't want to shoot anybody i don't know it looked like the girl might have shot some shot at him or something i don't know what it was but that guy ran pretty quick man that was pretty good that was a pretty good clip okay last clip let's check this last clip out everybody guys okay he's trying to get in the room well okay the door bang's almost opened look at it he banged it again he keeps banging okay okay brakes hold look he's gonna okay he's gonna try to fit through it look at this guy he's fitting through those those doors are hard to break is it look he fits it the door is open the door is open oh wow really slick guy there wow he's probably breaking into a beer place obviously it looked like a keg of beer was on the outside and this guy's breaks through the glass and those glasses are hard to break they have like stuff inside them and they don't break and it's kind of like shatterproof stuff and they do that on purpose you know they don't shatter and the glass doesn't go flying and he gets through it i don't know how many scrapes and how many crap is gonna be on his body falls through the door and the door's open wow you know i often wonder in these clips and that was a great clip and i wonder in these clips are these people just that stupid are they that stupid or uh are we just yeah i guess you know when we got how many people in this world now seven billion people the united states got 330 million people i guess you're gonna get your share of people that are just pretty damn stupid and you know yeah don't even be in the crime biz obviously the jail's a bit made up of mental people you're looking at them everybody we don't need these people need mental health they're not just stupid either they're mental you got to be you got to be a crackhead now do they need help but i always say this everybody on this channel knows this i believe drugs should be legal i don't believe you should do them i think drugs should be legal hear what i'm saying here now if you commit a crime to get drugs you should be held accountable whatever that crime is if you're robbing somebody if you're sneaking something you're doing write bad checks doing something you should be held accountable for that for being an addict now what we should do with the money that we're saving and going after these idiots that are just really doing stupid stuff we should use for education in schools we should use it for rehabilitation centers when we know people are addicts and they want help because you can't a person won't you can't give a person help if they don't want it so now that person wants help and we can put him in a facility and help him out and get him straight off his drugs because you're seeing in in my opinion on this channel guys you are seeing idiots at work that's what you're seeing you're seeing people who are totally idiots what are you going to do with those people are we going to throw them in jail forever and cost more money obviously not we can't do that well you saw a bunch of crips that had me laughing again i mean it just it almost said part of it's sad because these people are just that stupid or i mean really not criminals they think they're i could can you see them going home or to their friends man we try to break in their dead great security yeah the door was open i was just an idiot i didn't try to pull it open or the other guy man that lady at that hotel she was a tough lady you left your gun on the counter you [ __ ] oh my god i i just get a kick out of them so i just can imagine they're talking to their friends and that makes me laugh anyway everybody had a lot of fun i hope you are too i hope you're staying safe and always please if you like what we do please subscribe you know we're trying to hit that million join larry lawrence action crew subscribe pass the word keep commenting because you know i love it 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Length: 19min 58sec (1198 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 13 2020