Every Ugly Naked Guy Moment | Friends

so unfortunate what cute naked guys really starting to put on weight what ugly naked guy got a Thigh Master me I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor but Bob is oh God help us ugly naked guys laying kitchen tile oh look ugly naked guy lit a bunch of candles foreign oh my God oh my God you guys you gotta come see this there's some creep out there with the telescope oh I can't believe it he's looking right at us oh that is so sick I feel violated and not in a good way people do that what ugly naked guys taking his turkey out of the oven foreign oh my God he's not alone ugly naked guy is having Thanksgiving dinner with ugly naked gals [Music] you gotta see this oh all right ugly naked guy oh my God there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello foreign yeah we'll just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument oh my God you should see the size of his Christmas balls it was broken I called everybody I know and everyone is alive huh what ugly naked guy looks awfully still foreign oh my God I killed him I killed another one and this curse is getting stronger too to bring down something that big maybe he's just taking a nap I'm telling you he hasn't moved since this morning I bet we should call somebody and tell them what that the naked guy we stare at all the time isn't moving yeah but how are we gonna do that there's no way well there is one way his windows open I say we poke them hey you know how we uh save all those chopsticks for no reason when we get Chinese food yeah well now we get a reason what well we're fashioning a very long poking device all right something this big and long is going to be very difficult to maneuver fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area can we please Focus here on making man's life hangs in the balance I'm telling you he's dead what we're about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick all right ladies and Gentlemen let's poke steady steady okay a little higher careful the angle okay okay we're approaching the window thread the needle thread the needle he's alive he's alive and yet we're still poking him okay retract the device retracted device he does not look happy hey hey now he's showing us his poking device [Laughter] looking to make it all the way over here buddy oh hey you guys look ugly naked guys putting stuff in boxes let's say from the looks of it our naked buddy is moving ironically most of the boxes seem to be labeled clothes oh I'm gonna miss that big old squishy butt and we're done with the chicken fried rice hey if he's moving maybe I should try to get his place it would be so cool to live across from you guys yeah hey then we could do that telephone thing you know well you ever can we ever can and it's connected by a string or we could do the actual telephone thing oh my God I love this apartment isn't it perfect I can't believe I never realized how how great it is well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man that's amazing you better hurry up and fill out an application or I'm going to beat you to it oh well I never thought I'd say this but I'm gonna go use ugly naked guys bathroom hey hey Ross any word in the apartment yet well I called over there and it turns out ugly naked guy is subletting it himself and he's already had like a hundred applicants no no I've got the edge I know it's not exactly ethical but I sent him a little bribe to tip the scales in my direction yeah check it out you can probably see it from the window oh is it that pinball machine with the big bow on it no that new mountain bike no well what did you send a basket of mini muffins there's a whole table of mini muffin baskets which one did you send the small one I thought that basket was going to get you the apartment well yeah someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those little muffins it was the best day your work makes me sad oh man I want that place so much and I was so sure that was gonna work there's 12 bucks I'll never see again foreign my name is Ross Geller I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment and I I realized that the competition is fierce but I'm sorry I I can't help but notice that you naked I applaud you man I wish I was naked I mean this this looks so great that is how God intended it hey hey check it out check it out ugly naked guys got a naked friend [Applause] oh yeah oh my God that's our friend it's naked hey hey look they're ugly naked guys back I'm having so long oh God I really missed that fat bastard wow this is so weird I just realized this may be the last time we're all hanging out together it's almost as if he knew foreign [Music]

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Length: 8min 10sec (490 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 29 2022