Ah! Right on time! Looks like
I won't be needing you after all, SpongeTom. Ooh! Hey, you! Top of the morning, oldster. Hey, I saw you on TV last night. New Brand Flakes,
bold new taste. Brand Flakes. You did? Yeah, you were on a commercial. You're right! Wow. He recognized me. Yep. See ya later, Brand Flakes. Ah ha! Keep away
from my precious little flower! [gasping]
Ya almost stepped on it. Oh, Daddy. Well, good night,
short yellow and spongy. SpongeBob? Good job, laddie. [door shutting] Oh, there you are, dummy!
You sure come in handy! [laughing] What was that? [laughing] [gasping]
It's SpongeBob. He's spying on me to see
if I'm really doing errands. [chuckles]
But- But he left his post. [chuckles]
And I finally caught him messing up.
[chuckles] Ah ha! I caught you, Sponge...
Branch. [laughing] [chuckles]
Here's that rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get.
[chuckles] I gotcha now! What when Mr. Krabs finds out
you're a... toilet. What's shakin', my man? Not much. Say, haven't I seen you before? Doubt it. I'm a drifter.
Just blew into town. Heard your club is pretty tough.
Got to check it out. Nice try, kid. I know it's you. What are you talking about? Ah ha! Hey, everybody, what's going on? Uh, you can go in.
Sorry about that. [screaming] - Duh.
- Duh. - Doy.
- Doy. - Duh. Doy.
- Duh. Doy. Neptune's network! Which one of you
is the real SpongeBob? - Duh. Doy.
- Duh. Doy. I'll have to use
all the computation power I have to figure this out.
Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. Duh, duh, doy, doy.
Duh, duh, doy, doy. Oh, no. I think
I destroyed the wrong SpongeBob. Duh, duh, doy-- How do I look? Alright, that's it!
No more Mr. Nice guy! Tartar sauce! I followed these footprints
right to this exact spot. And then
right where you're standing, I found this bag of peanuts. Ha! Ah! I'm so close
to solving this crime I can almost taste it. Boy, crime fighting
sure makes me hungry. And this yellow Popsicle
hits the spot. This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me. And when Squidward
answers the door, it won't be me. [Patrick laughing] Ah, look at 'em.
Ain't he a doll? All he needs is a tie. Ready for action! Wha! What?! What?!
What?! Wha! Wa! [laughing] He's going to the door. [laughing] He's knocking on the door. Squidward's answering the door
and... Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! He's beating up Squidward!
[laughing] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! DoodleBoy, stop! Whoa! Ow. Finished! SpongeBob, come in here.
[laughing] Or should I say RobotBob,
Sponge... Chef... Pants? I put the brain in the robot,
you know. You shouldn't have been
a spoiled brat. You see,
I always get what I want. And I want you
to make me a Krabby Patty! Dee-dee-doodle-dee-dee-doo. Response:
Why don't you ask me later? What? What?! Get welded. Wait! I command you
make me a Krabby Patty! I don't wanna.
[slurping] [screaming] [grunting] [shivering] SpongeBob? Oh, hey, Squidward.
[screaming] SpongeBob,
what are you doing here? Just getting some ice. Fresh. [laughing]
Need some help? Oh! [humming] [laughing] Howdy, Sponge... Blob. I'm so glad
you could<i> stick</i> around. [chuckles]
"Glad." Hold on, Patrick!
We're here to rescue you! Ah, go rescue somebody else. Can't you see I'm playing
with my friend, SpongeBlob? Don't worry.
I'll never leave you. Huh? No!
Goodbye, SpongeBlob. Hi, SpongeBob. If you'll just step
into the Proto Generator 2000. First, I close
the proto chamber. And finally... [beeping] [grunting] As you can see, I produced two clones
of my subject which will allow him
to honor all the commitments he's made this evening. [cheering] Did you hear that SpongeBob? You can be in three places
at once now. [snoring] Oh, great. I wonder what my vision
of eternal suffering will be? Of course. Hi, neighbor.
[laughing] I guess this is the part
where I start screaming. [screaming] Ooh, should I put my face
on the glass? Why don't you lay
your whole body down? That glass is big enough. [mumbling] How's this? Like this?
What about this? This good? Just lay face down
and keep still. Whoo.
[giggling] Alright, party's over!
Go home! Ah, but I'd like
some more fruit punch. No more punch for you. You don't look so good,
SpongeBob. I suggest
you take the day off tomorrow. Nah, I feel fine. Are you sure? You know now that you ask,
I don't know. I think I just felt a twinge. You'll be fine
if you take tomorrow off. [grunting, laughing] - Yay!
- Hello, SpongeBob CopyPants. Can you say secret formula? Se.. Se... for mama. Se-cret Form-ula. Se-cret Form-ula.
Secret formula! [laughing] Yeah! [laughing] SpongeBob. SpongeBob. La. Spongy Spongy. Ugh! Now we're getting somewhere. Sooo...
can you please go downstairs now and turn yourself
in to the police? [grunting] Hello! [growling] Okay, Spongy Spongy,
I respect that. I'll leave you alone. [squeaking] [grunting] Ah! [squeaking] Ah! Squeaky, squeaky! [squeaking] Oh, you like that, huh? [squeaking] Ah! [grunting] [squeaking] [music playing, squeaking] [music playing] [grunting, music playing] [music playing, squeaking] [music playing, squeaking] [cheering]
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