Hey Barky Bark! You're such a cutie! I love when you talk to me in that voice!! Oh, I can say whatever I want in this voice, and you'll think it's a good thing, huh? Yes! What's that? You want me to take you to the vet? Yes!!! And you want a thermometer stuck up your butt? YEAHHH!!! And you want me to dress you up in embarrassing clothes? YEAH!! Oh...You're so dumb, aren't you? You little dumb dumb baby puppy!! Just a little stupid face! Every Dog Ever -Fluffy tries pooping- Come on, Fluffy! Hurry up! It's cold out here... Hey, how would you feel if every time you'd tried taking a crap, someone was just watching you?! -Fluffy finally gets out the poop- Ahhhh... Weirdo.. Oh... everydogever -Barks- Oww!! Ow, damn! I am NOT doing that again. -Barks- OWW!! OH! COME ON! I'M AN IDIOT! I AM NOT DOING THAT AGAIN! I will remember this time! -Barks- Every God spelled backwards ever... HEHE... I'm gonna hump this lady forever! I'm gonna hump, and hump! Let's take a ride to the vet, buddy...Let's go... -Screams- I love snow balls. Man, I aint got no balls... Every doou--- Look, Mochi! Mommy got you a nice new blanket to sleep on! Don't you like it? -Rock music starts while Mochi is ruining the blanket- It's perfect! evrydugevr Oh..Oh...I gotta pee..I gotta pee.......Ohh...Gotta pee... -Tries going threw the dog door- F*ck this cone! -Starts crying- Every---HUHUHUHUHUHUH----Ever -Mochi barks at the vacuum- What is your problem, Mochi?! Why do you hate the vacuum?! IT'S EVIL! Stop! BUT--- You are being such a drama queen! Crazy dog! HAHAHAH...I'M GONNA SUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY UP, MOCHI!! Noooooooo!!! Why do they eat cat poop?! Hey, don't spoil it! My master hasn't watched it with me yet! Okay, goodnight! Did you guys saw what happen to cookie on empire though? Cookiiiiiee!!! Drop it! Okay, Sputnick, I'm gonna be home in an hour, okay? Okay, I'll be here! Oh my god.... He's gone forever! He's gone forever! What am I gonna do?! I don't know how to cook! What do I--What do I--Do I use the toilet, now? Do I use the bed? Journal Entry 521: I think it's been twelve years since my master left! All the memories are a blur! I can't even remember his face anymore! There's no food... No water... I think I'll lay down and DIE! Hey, Sputnick I'm home! OH MY GOD YOU'RE HERE!!! NEVER LEAVE ME!! Ah..Quit it.. I LOVE U Roll over! Okay, Ruffles, you've been very patient. FINALLY! I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FRE---- -screams- F*ck my life! Every Dog Ever OH GOD, MOCHI! HELP ME! HELP ME! I F*CKING TOLD YOU! I F*CKING TOLD YOU!!! Thanks so much for watching, guys. Click the video on the left to watch bloopers from this video, and this.. Who let the dogs out, who who who whoo? And click the video on the right to watch our last Every Blank Ever Every New Year's Ever. Challenge accepted. -gasps- And if you have a fancy touch screen device, you can click all the links down in the description box beloow.
