[Intro music] Hila: Hey What are you doing? Ethan: Huh? What? I'm talking to my mom Hila It's kinda private Do you mind? Hila, I'm wearing the Hushme Obviously, I'm having a private conversation What don't you understand about the Hushme? S'cuse me Hila! It's the ´Hushme´ It's a new product That cloaks your talking So people in public can't hear what you're saying It's stylish, sleek and it's private Best of all: People won't notice you at all When you're in public Looking like a shitty sci-fi character. Hila: Does it come with the shirt? 'Hushme' is the product that you never knew you needed And now that you know it exists; You know that you still don't need it It's the 'Hushme' The amazing, new, smart device That cloaks your voice And plays sounds So that you can have phone sex with your girlfriend In an airport terminal Without some nerd, getting hard And trying to jerk his lil' ding-dong next to you (Deep voice) Oh yeah Ohh Yeah The 'Hushme' is changing the game For people like me (Michelle Obama) Wow Ethan Great moves! Keep it up Proud of you [Intro music] Has getting up from the library And stepping outside for thirty seconds Ever been WAY too much of an inconvenience for you? Now you can look like a dollar store batman-supervillain That never made the cut Everybody is gonna be sure to lighten up to you When you look like you've recently developed rabies Appealing male voice: STYLISH Stylish... Appealing male voice: A Stylish- That's generous This 'stylish' design will make you look like: Bane Who's about to suicide-bomb a library (Same) Appealing male voice: Stylish stylish stylish stylish stylish stylish stylish (Fading out 'stylish' overlapping) STYLISH AMV: Ergonomic design for a long-term wear (phone buzzing) Ethan: They are... Pretty much Literally advertising this As a way to have phone sex With your girlfriend In a classroom, library Or airport terminal Which I can get down with Another thing is: There's no way this product actually works, right? Is there anyway that you couldn't possible hear what they're saying? And then the other thing it does: Is that it 'Plays Sound' While you're talking It plays like birds chirping and waterfalls Which is SUPER low key People will NOT notice, you sitting there like a mobile rainforest While you attempt to 'Make Your Girlfriend Pregnant' over the phone [Rainforest sound-effects] Oh yeah [Rainforest sound-effects] Ohh yea [Rainforest sound-effects] Yeah [Rainforest sound-effects] Yeah, touch me [Rainforest sound-effects] EMV: STYLISH [Rainforest sound-effects] Ohhh... touch me baby... Nothing to see here, folks. AMV: Hushme: Keep Talking. I love the amount of accessories you're expected to carry around these days, and now the Hushme's getting into the mix? I'm supposed to carry this around my neck all the time, in the event that I take a call that's way too private to take in public, and I can't walk outside. Okay. So here's the Hushme; I got my sunglasses, I got my headphones, and this is just how we're supposed to walk around for the next five years. AMV: STYLISH, ERGONOMIC DESIGN Excuse me guys, I gotta take a call. [Music] [Phone vibrates] [Music fades out] Ethan: As an inventor The Hushme was the greatest inspiration I could've possibly asked for! I NEEDED to invent a product That was just as innovative as the Hushme [LOUD BANGING SOUNDS] The Hushme was so revolutionary Because it fulfilled a market need That didn't even exist There MUST be an idea like that out there for me I just. Had. To find it The Hushme, let the user talk, without being heard (Deep Robotic Voice) Oh Yeah! Oh, Yeah! I needed a similar invention Mine would let the user see Without being peeped
[Dramatic Music] Imagine, being able to look
wherever you wanted And nobody can see your eyes Nobody could tell where you are looking But you're watching Always watching
[Dramatic Noise] Does that sound like a product that
you'd know you never need? Now then- you're talking my
language now "Intra-drucing" Introducing, The Peep n' Creep To market this bad boy First, I need a jingle that'll let the world know The Peep n' Creep is open for business Michael are you there? Michael: Yeah I'm right here Michael: On the screen Oh hey Michael, what's up man? How are you? Uh, currently we're not giving out equity But what I can do is give you a $20
voucher [Cha Ching Sound] to TGI Fridays Michael: Ok. Michael: Yeah I think this jingle should sound... Groundbreaking, like the product Because You know, you're like Steve Jobs of... The 2010's, right? YES! So I want it to say something like: yes,
I'm on the beach with VR goggles and I'm, and I, there's a chance I'm
looking at your cleavage Michael: ???????????? Right? But maybe not necessarily Michael: Ok, let's hit a [Plays Electronic Notes] [More Electronic Notes] Wait. And then, right.
I like that tempo. Cuz it's almost the beat of
like this, you know? [Electronic Music] (Singing) Peep or creep, I'm looking at
the cuties on the beach [Electronic Music] PEEPIN' CREEP I'm locked onto those jugs
and I'm peepin' hard So, thanks for your help on that Michael
I thought that was really good I'll make, I'll be sure to get you
one of the early prototypes Because, knowing you I think you would really You would really want and
need one of these. Right? Michael: Cool. Um that sounds perfect I just noticed that the TGI Fridays
like, wasn't in my inbox. The gift card Ethan: Thanks Michael, I'll talk to you later Alright Now that I had the jingle I needed the brains So I headed out to V-Sauce Offices to
meet with the V-Sauces Michael: Can you please be more productive Jake? I was looking to secure some
funding, promotion and some science To help bring the Creep N' Peep to
the next level of success [Knocking] Hi Michael, how are ya? Michael: Ethan, hey Ethan: What's up? How'd you know, how'd you
know we were here? Ethan: Give me a hug dude, it's good
to see ya, it's been a while right?
Michael: Yeah. Ethan: How are you?
Michael: What do you wear on you face here? Ok, I'm so happy you noticed It's a new product that I'm looking for investors Ethan: I think because of the level
Michael: You want money? Yeah, money Um and you know promotion, I think you're gonna wanna promote this Michael: *Laughs*
Ethan: After I tell you about it right?
Michael: Alright, well come on in Ethan: Hey guys Guys: Oh, hey. Can I get your attention please?
- Yeah, I'm sorry, what's up?
- Yes, you can. Um... So I've prepared a presentation for you guys. A little song. [chair noise]
A little dance. For the Peep n' Creep. I'm hoping that after my presen-
Michael (VSAUCE): Why don't you... just dance? From the top.
[JINGLE BEATS] ♫ Peep and creep, peep the cuties at the beach ♫ ♫ You might think I'm asleep,
but I'm looking at your （。 ㅅ 。） ♫ ♫ I'll be watching you, and your mother too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫ ♫ Society can't judge me for what my eyes do! ♫ Sing along Jake, sing along. ♫ Peep and creep, peep the cuties at the beach ♫ ♫ You might think I'm asleep,
but I'm peeking at two cheeks ♫ ♫ Lock on to those jugs, and I'm peeping hard, and I'm getting hard, ♫ ♫ but you think this is just VR, or talking with my mom, or looking at a tree ♫ ♫ But most- ♫ And anyway, yada yada yada, "Peep n' Creep changing the game for creeps like me," and then it just kind of goes onto the chorus with "I'm getting hard." "I'm getting hard, yeah, I'm getting hard." Right? I noticed you guys didn't sing along at all, or... Michael: I get the gist of it... Ethan: ♫ And I'm getting hard, I'm getting hard! ♫ (Guy in background: I think it's just VR) Right there. ♫ I'm getting hard ♫ Right there Michael, it's right there ♫ And you think it's just VR ♫ Ethan: After my presentation, I could tell that they were SUPER interested in investing in my product hundred bucks, I'll leave, I'll never come back Jake: Three sodas Michael: a hundred bucks I'll- you guys will never see me again Michael: FOUR dollars Jake: Don't touch it
Micheal: No Michael: No Ethan Jake: NOoOo...
Michael: Ethan (Michael: Deep sigh) Michael: Eric, call the cops Ethan: YOU GUYS SAY YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE ME AGAIN? Well I am taking up, I'm taking these K? OH wow You like this? You been working on this for a while? Sorry, dude! Jake: That is actually very upsetting Michael: That was... a platonic solid Jake: Yeah... Well... Ethan: Yeah, well This is a platonic ASS that you can kiss 'goodbye' forever I'MMA DO AMAZING THINGS WITH THIS CAN I'MMA PUT BLUETOOTH IN IT I'M GONNA PUT VR GOGGLES I'MMA WALK AROUND THE- VENICE BEACH GETTING CUTIES AND THIS IS GOING TO BE WORTH A-MILLIONS OF DOLLARS And you guys are gonna be wishing That YOU gave me half a million for 3% equity (Guys: HEY dude, give us our scooter back!) Don't leave with that, please Jake: Can you just put that on the- Can you just put it down? Can you just put that down? Michael: PUT DOWN THE SCOOTER That's Michael's scooter! ♫ Peep N' Creep ♫ [Electronic music starts] ♫ Peepin' creep ♫ ♫ Changing the game for creeps like ME ♫ ♫ Nobody can tell just what I can see! ♫ ♫ (Chorus) Peep n' creep ♫ ♫ Peep the cuties at the beach ♫ ♫ You might think I'm asleep ♫ ♫ But I'm looking at your （。 ㅅ 。） ♫ ♫ I'll be watching YOU ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫ ♫ And your mother too ♫ ♫ Society can't judge me for what my eyes do! ♫ ♫ I'm locked onto those jugs ♫ ♫ And I'm peepin' hard ♫ ♫ Yeah I'm getting hard ( ಠ◡ಠ ) ♫ ♫ But you think it's just VR! ♫ ♫ Or! ♫ ♫ Talking with my mom ♫ ♫ Or I'm looking at a tree ♫ ♫ But most definitely not checking out your BOOTY ♫ ♫ Except I am and I'm not ashamed ♫ ♫ Because the peep n' creep ♫ ♫ Has changed the game ♫ ♫ Peep n' creep has changed the game ♫ ♫ I'm peepin' creepin' ♫ ♫ It will set you free ♫ ♫ To look at mammaries ♫ ♫ And to look at booties! ♫ ♫ It's good for you ♫ ♫ And it's good for me ♫ ♫ I'm sorry but I've been this way since puberty ♫ (DAMN) ♫ Peep n' creep ♫ ♫ Peep the cuties at the beach ♫ ♫ You might think I'm asleep ♫ ♫ But I'm just peepin' at two cheeks ♫ (WOOH) ♫ Peep n' creep ♫ ♫ Will set you free ♫ ♫ Or maybe I'm just peepin' ♫ ♫ At two（。 ㅅ 。） ♫ ♫ I'll be watching YOU ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫ ♫ Or! ♫ ♫ Maybe your mom and friend too ♫ ♫ Society can't judge me for what my eyes do! ♫ ♫ I'll be watching YOU ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ♫ ♫ Or! ♫ ♫ Maybe your mom and friend ♫ ♫ Society can't judge me for what my eyes do! ♫ ♫ ( PEEP N' CREEP) ♫ ♫ ( PEEP N' CREEP) ♫ ♫ Changing the game for creeps like ME ♫ ♫ Nobody can tell just what I can see! ♫ ♫ (PEEP N' CREEP) ♫ ♫ (PEEP N' CREEP) ♫ ♫ Changing the game for creeps like ME ♫ ♫ Nobody can tell just what I can see! ♫ ♫ (PEEP N' CREEP) ♫ (Guy with black shirt: OH NO, don't chase me!) (Hysterical laugh) *SCREECH* (Laughing) ♫ (PEEP N' CREEP) ♫ ♫ (PEEP N' CREEP) ♫ ♫ Changing the game for creeps like ME ♫ ♫ Nobody can tell just what I can see! ♫ ♫ Peep n' creep ♫ ♫ Peep the cuties at the beach ♫ ♫ You might think I'm asleep ♫ ♫ But I'm looking at your （。 ㅅ 。） ♫ ♫ I'll be watching you ♫ ♫ And your mother too ♫ ♫ Socie-
