Introducing... H3H3 Productions' new family friendly content! *Children Cheering*. It's great for all ages and every brand! *Instrumental version of "Farmer in the Dell" plays* [Whispers] Pepsi! [Whispers] Pepsi *Music continues under dialogue* [Whispers] Pepsi Cola *Music continues* Wow Ethan great moves, keep it up. Proud of you. Make it stop [Ethan] Ok, before we begin, I'm going to need you to scoot over to the middle. [Hila] More here? [Ethan] No, not — every time we make this video, you guys don't see it... ...but I says, 'Hila scoot to the middle!' [Hila giggles] Right? So everyone doesn't yell at me for manspreading you. And then Hila always gets — she says "I LIKE being manspreaded." Scoot over more. I don't wanna be fucking manspreading you. C'mon. You can do — closer, god dammit! [Hila] I like to be manspreaded. [Ethan] Okay, alright. You guys heard that shit? She likes to be manspreaded! The women like it! And then she ends up scooting over here... Every time eventually, like this... [Hila] I just — I just try to... ...be on the video without being on the video. [Ethan] It doesn't work that way, dude! Everyone just thinks I'm a chauvinistic manspreader, dude! I can't live with that. That's too much for one man. [Hila] Ok. [Ethan] Am I a manspreader? Just for the record. [Hila] No. [Ethan] Do you like being manspread? [Hila] No. I like to be manspread. [Ethan] You said yes! Tell them the truth - you like
being manspreaded. Okay, well anyway- by the end of this video, I guarantee Hila's going to be right here, alright? *can seal pops with guitar chord underscore* Would you like... a Pepsi? [Hila] Yes. [Ethan] Pepsi is a great beverage that if you've got cancer, *can seal pops with guitar chord underscore* hepatitis, AIDS, *can seal pops with guitar chord underscore* if your mother didn't love you, if your father went for cigarettes and never came home... *can seal pops with guitar chord underscore* Pepsi will cure that. [Hila] Definitely. [Ethan] Pepsi... it may seem to be just a sugary, carbonated poison that is canned to make it look appealing But it's so much more. Im'onna crack open a cool Pepsi. I've been sick lately, I made some shitty videos.
[Ethan: out of breath] Pepsi will cu- will fix that. It tastes like, um, diabetes. Have you ever tasted diabetes before? [Hila] No. [Ethan] 41 grams of sugar in this one can. That's like, this much sugar, full to the top. [Sipps Pepsi] So Pepsi did something really remarkable, over the past week. They brought this country together in a time when we're so divided between liberals and conservatives. They made a commercial that everybody hated. *can popping open w/guitar note underscore* This commercial was actually so bad, that Pepsi removed it after a couple days. They certainly spent many millions of dollars on this, and apologized to Kendall Jenner. It's that bad, they're like "Shit this is an embarrassment to her and everybody." Which sounds familiar, I feel like we did something. [Hila] Sounds a little familiar. *can seal pops with guitar chord underscore* [Ethan] What's that Pepsi? You want to put me in a grave at a young age? You want me to lose my leg to diabetes? Pepsi is talking to me. *Dramatic acoustic guitar* *Ambient crowd noise over guitar and man singing* # Some say never but the never done come # Yeah, And took our trust # He's been winning but the - [Ethan] Somehow they've even made these peace signs look like Pepsi logos. Which is kind of fucked up because they're like draw that asso- that a subconscious association [Hila] It's funny because it's such a product that like does no good to anyone [Ethan] It's a fucking.. it's poi- it's actually poison like if they cared about youth and the world they would just be like "we're done we're, we're closing our shops we don't make Pepsi anymore we care too much about this planet." *Song and vocals resume: # Yeah, not on my watch # Yeah, if ya took all my rights away
Yeah, if ya tellin' me how to pray # Yeah, if ya won't let us demonstrate
Yeah, wro-oh-ong # We are the lions - # [Ethan] So, okay they're here at this protest and they've got all these Pepsi peace signs right this is some hardcore shit, these protesters are walking around with signs that say join the conversation We don't know what we're protesting or why we're here but love peace and join the conversation all in a light blue Pepsi color. Protesting! : a nice little weekend hobby brought to you by Pepsi *Music and vocals resume: # Yeah, if ya # Tellin' me how to pray # Yeah, if ya # Won't let us demonstrate, wro-o-ong. We are the lions, we are the chosen, # We gonna shine out, the dar- # [Ethan] *singing* If you taking my rights away If you telling me when I can't drink Pepsi It's like, dude, tone it down on the song Who wrote that song, like somebody really cared about the message of that song and Pepsi's like "I'll take that and I'll give you this! Pepsi cola!" *Music resumes* # We ah-ah-are # [Ethan] This setting is weird [Hila] So weird, I don't understand that [Ethan] These people are just like eating lunch and drinking Pepsi, they didn't even fucking look over at the protest [Ethan] It's like this shit happens everyday in this weird dystopian future where everyone just protests for fun and drinks Pepsi *Music resumes over noises of crowd* # We are the chosen, # We gonna shine out, the dark # We are the movement, this generation, # You better know, who, we are, # [Hila] So she's just noticing now that there's a protest happening? [Ethan] Yeah well she was there and she's like I don't honestly care about these plebeian scumbags, and then this hot asian guy very diverse looking too, you can't really tell which country he's from, could be Japan could be Korea, could be Mongolia, I don't know he's got a very interesting diverse look and she's like "oh shit I kinda want to fuck this guy" [Hila] You sound jealous. [Ethan] Well she's, they've got diversity, they've got sex appeal, and they've got Pepsi I have Pepsi. I have the most, actually, the most important ingredient in that. So no I'm not jealous, what why would I be jealous? *Refreshed exhale of "ahhh"* *Music resumes* # We are, woah-
ohhhh-ooo-whoah-oo" # We are the lions, We are the cho - # *Music stops* [Ethan] Enough of this fake bullshit let's go join the conversation! [Hila] She's not actually blonde [Ethan] That blew my mind. [Hila] That was such a big reveal. [Ethan] Dude that was like powerful, I don't know if I'll ever forget that moment and how she wiped off the makeup - [Hila] Yeah [Ethan] I'm over this fake bullshit, let me go join this completely sanitized protest about nothing. That the only discernible thing that matters, is Pepsi. Fuck this fake shit. This is what's real. *Music resumes* # Chosen, we gonna shine out, the dark # Yeah, we are the movement # [Ethan] It's just so obvious how they're like we need one of every single type of person in this world so we don't piss anyone off and make sure that nobody feels excluded [Hila] I feel like they just overdid it so much that it's really transparent
[Ethan] It's what they were trying to do
[Ethan] It's so it's like being slapped in the face and, and and because it's so obvious you you feel that they, it's so disingenuous they're commercializing all these, this stuff that people actually care about like protests and trans issues and diversity and stuff like that and they're just like let's put it at a commercial about Pesi because it's cool right now. *Music resumes* # This generation, you better know who # [Ethan] This protest is hot, it's happening dude, they've got coolers full of ice and Pepsi products at this protest. Is this a fucking barbecue or a protest What the hell what kind of protest has coolers of ice and Pepsi? *Music resumes* # Ohhh, we are the lions, # We are the chosen, # We're gonna shine out the dark # We are the movement, # This generation # *Music stops* *Sodie Pop can opening* *Cheers, music resumes underneath* [Hila] She joined the conversation [Ethan] Dude that's what happened [Hila] She did it [Ethan] Guys it's a fucking Cola, tone it down it's just it's syrup and sugar and soda water You know be a great alternate ending to this commercial they just shoot her. They're like "Do not approach the police line," and they just gun her down and it ends with her bloody, bullet-riddled corpse. She' bleeding out.
Pepsi logo comes up, "Live for Now" *Music* [Ethan] It looks like his face looks
[Hila] Yeah what is that? like he's saying "I'd fuck her" I don't like Pepsi at all, this shit tastes horrible but I'd fuck her. I thought she was coming onto me I don't give a shit, are we going to pepper spray them now? *Music* # Yeah if I # *Music slowly fading* [Ethan] Man these guys are the worst protesters ever, like one shooter could gun all them down [Hila] Is this a commercial for Pepsi or commercial for Gap? [Ethan] Pfff. Got em'. Wrecked.
*Punch noise*
Losers. [Ethan] Is there any Native Americans here, I mean seriously what kind of racist bullshit is this if they make it look like they're protesting but you know what's on the other side? The gap. [Ethan] There's a fifty percent off sale at the gap and they're all walking towards it. *Instrumental music keeps fading. Sodie pop cracking open and being poured over clinking ice* [Ethan] Live for now. Live for now. Stop. You're selling poison in a can dressed up as something else [Hila] Thats why they're saying saying live for now [Ethan] Live for now? [Hila] You don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow just. [Ethan] Woowwww. Live for now. because if you keep drinking Pepsi there's no telling how long you're gonna live, live for now so you don't have to deal with the having one leg amputated from diabetes from drinking (hoarse) Pepsi [Ethan] But to be honest, it's been kind of hard for me lately. I've been going through some shit. Living for now doesn't sound like maybe that bad of an idea. [Hila]: Really? [Ethan]: I wanna enjoy this Pepsi, I wanna live for now... Don't wanna about anything... I, I don't know dude. I just I just I just I want to go join a protest. I want to go join the conversation. [Hila]: I don't think there's any protest today... [Ethan]: I wanna go join... The protest is wherever I am! It doesn't matter if there's no cause. I'm just walking around [Hila] No. [Ethan] walking is called a protest right? [Hila] No, no. [Ethan] When you walk around in public and drink a Pepsi that's what a protest is it doesn't matter as those people there. [Hila] No. [Ethan] I'm going to go join the conversation and live for now Hila. [Hila] That's not how it works. Where are you going? *Cheerful piano music* Would you like a Pepsi? [Man] I don't know *Cheerful saxophone solo* *Cheerful piano music* *Saxophone solo* *Psssshhh of can opening and Pepsi being poured* Voiceover [Ethan] "Pepsi." *Coughing* *Cheerful saxophone and piano continue playing* *Music fades* [Michelle Obama] Wow, Ethan, great moves. Keep it up, proud of you. *Electronic instrumental theme*
the kids friendly intro was on point!
So was this protester handing a Pepsi to the mayor of Portland a paid stunt by Pepsi too?
Just drink Pepsi Max duh
What in the fuck are they trying to purvey with this message? Should we be sending Pepsi to fucking Serbia?
Everybody is talking about this commercial. What definition of failure in marketing could possibly apply to said commercial.
I think it's gonna take a couple of weeks before h3h3 regains their status as Reddit's favorite goofballs.
That pepsi advert was a flop, kendall jenner been getting quite alot of hate for it lol.
I want that tourist cap, anyone knows where to get it?
I honestly don't see what so bad about this ad? Yes it makes no sense and it's pretty weird but I honestly don't get the controversy about it. Pepsi apologizing for making a bad advert? This is fucking insane, Americans are fucking insane.