ESCANOR: FROM LIGHT UP SKECHERS TO BLACK FORCES

so we got to be thinking okay okay this man got to be dead right right this man is still standing here and he only scratched him oh my God [Applause] [Music] all right ladies and gentlemen it is finally time for another installment of the most disrespectful moments in anime history but today we have something special because you see this is not just a disrespectful video now we are also returning to the round table of black Air Force activity because a new Challenger is on the horizon to be judged and to take his seat at this round table of menisys but ladies and Gentlemen please rise as it is time to praise the Sun cause escanor has finally arrived to take his seat like this man's ericus is just straight up unmatched dude will literally go zero to 100 in a second like this man is so prideful so arrogant just straight up disrespectful I just had to give him his own episode so y'all already know we got the evidence on Deck but before we dive into the evidence we have to give a shout out 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then gallon and middle schooler pull up in Brewers bricks right now so they end up getting wasted in his Tavern and they like oh yes we like Yuka sure when we wipe out Humanity we're gonna keep you alive but then they like all right bro give it up we know that it's hot in that pantry but then gallons like you know what let's play a game if you win I'll let them slide all you have to do is literally have a turn-based battle with me bro literally wants to have an actual Pokemon battle with this man and if you run away you turn into stone so dude just straight up selects him and he is out cold and gallon's like damn I thought I only tapped a little on the shoulder I'm sorry ass so then it turns morning and the Sun is up and homie is still laid out so then gallon is looking at this wall and he sees this ginormous ax so get up but he can't even lift it matches it right out of his hand it's like [ __ ] Get Your Filthy ass hands off of my damn ass no I feel sorry for y'all because y'all came all the way here just to die a painful death so they like hold on wait a minute no way you could be human but he like nah I'm a human eye but the thing is I stand above demons I stand above Gods I stand above everybody I will literally step on your ass so then we finally see this is escanor the center pride in my God this man is prideful all right bro looks like he put on at least about 500 pounds just worth a pure raw muscle and his whole personality just took like a whole 180 turn dogs like I had to take off the light up sketches and throw on the black one so what's good so gallon's like oh you Bobo you the most Arrogant Bastard I've ever met so gallon starts laughing at Eskimos like yes yes oh my God he just chopped him in half with no warning at all so gallon reattaches himself he's like oh yes I like this my boy so then escanor basically says yeah I basically kind of held back on you because uh there's no point in one shot at you because that's no fun so dog gets pissed off because he's basically just been humiliated so then he charges up to full pound and he's like all right then you wanna talk that hot so be it so bro just wax him at full power like my god brother mountains have split so we gotta be thinking okay okay this man gotta be dead right right this man is still standing here and he only scratched him oh my God that has got to be the most humiliating way to ever die bro you ended up dying playing your own game with your own dumb ass stipulations that you made with it and escanor talking heavy right now he like [ __ ] I don't blame him I mean it was against me so then he's looking at oh girl and he's like listen uh so I don't hit females so I'll give you a choice you can escape or you could die just pick but then she ends up activating her dsls and she's like so she just straight up snatches this man's soul in straight up eats but this man's soul is so hot it literally starts flying her insides looking like she just ate a whole bag of talkies and ghost pepper chips so this man just straight up deep fryer and turned her into a piece of charcoal and she is done GG so then he starts talking to Bonnie he's like listen my boy it's almost noon so you stay your ass here and that's our order man ain't even a captain and he giving orders hey yo oh nah bro this man's different so after this escanor decided to just take a little side quest so we ended up fighting go through and just straight up slapped the [ __ ] with his memories then after this next time you play with my memories like that I'ma slap the [ __ ] out of you so later on the Ten Commandments launched a full attack on leonis and everybody is paralyzed because of esterosa's commandment which is basically anybody that stands before him literally like cannot move they can't attack him or anything escanor's big ass is walking right up towards this [ __ ] I was like hold on hold on why are you moving right now and bro's like why should I bear any haters towards somebody weaker than myself all I feel is pity so dog gets right up in his face and he's like yeah your pack gonna be hit real good tonight boy then this man says please don't Harbor any hatred towards me if you would be stricken by the own effects of your commandment then it wouldn't be any fun for me yo this man basically said hey yo you better watch your own powers bro because that might end up backfiring on you from being face to face with me yo this man is a demon Esther also just socks him and espanol is like oh so it's like that then and they just pile drives them all the way down and then he throws them all the way up like a damn elevator for just straight up comboed his ass we like damn his ass beat right now but dude ends up throwing a punch and he blocks it punch was so strong it drops him dog's like oh what's wrong did a coin fall on the ground or something don't tell me that little weak ass punch I just do just knocked the wind out you so then they end up swinging again but he ends up using a full counter on him so all esteros is explaining his ability escanors just patent is scratched like wow no wonder I actually felt pain from that it was My Own Strength so he charges up his son and he's like hmm I guess I gotta get serious myself now so he just straight up dude literally launched him all the way to the lake just riding the sun looking down at him like you really thought you ate that didn't you bum you just straight up slams this sun in his face and drills this get all the way to the bottom of the lake and dog said no I'm not even done yet so then he blows it up and it just straight evaporates it entirely and he's walking towards him without a care in the world right now look at me technically just deep fried him in the lake so to get the scrap and get but esterosa ends up using a full counter and looks like he just blasted his entire face off so Esther also thinks he's already won he's like yeah I'm smoking your pack tonight all that muscle for none you sorry as hell but oh boy would you look at the time somebody's standing that his chest gets split open and bro starts talking he's like well you really thought you ate didn't you who decided that you thought that [ __ ] was over who decided that bum ass [ __ ] I decide when this is over the dog's like do yourself a favor and [ __ ] out of my face so he just sent some fly finished dude just really fried them off the map so yeah that was exhibit a and it's time to move on to uh exhibit B all right ladies and gentlemen I present to you exhibit B exhibit B consists of running meliodas's pockets and embarrassing a God so as we can see right now meliodas has lost his damn mind so escanor is like looks like I gotta clean up the little boy's mess so it tells Merlin to trap them both in this Cube so while meliotis is in his assault form bro it's talking mad heavy right now I was like shut your fat ass up you lowly human so escanor is looking at him like so you wanna fight boy so escanor is like yeah I'm in a good mood right now because I can finally prove while I'm better than you look at your drip whack Look at your animation quality whack so they start swinging some Melody system with the Beyblade let it riff but melios ends up stabbing escanor and bro ends up falling back so everybody's like ain't no way this boy just lost but Merlin's like nah gee hold on hold on just a few more minutes so escanor gets something he's like wow that actually kind of stunk you pretty strong my boy but obviously second to me oh my God bro this man is getting bigger bro he has no necklace is a punching him in the chest and he puts his nasty ass low budget stink ass feet on his face like come on bro so they continue to scrap so Millie of the screens but his sword ends up getting stopped by this man's muscles I was like get this weak ass butter knife off me so then he starts thinking about meliotis ends up using this man as a human pinball so meliodas thinks it's over but look at the time oh my God this [ __ ] looks like a fusion between Abomination and the Hulk so then melio this attacks him and slices him about a thousand times but then bro turns around and looks at him like wow that tickles so he uses his [ __ ] cuts the literal air and in one shot [Music] [ __ ] hit him with a Divine chop so then he's looking down at him like how does it feel how does that feel to get looked down on by a human you Jazz [ __ ] even though this animation quality is asked it still didn't stop me from whooping your ass oh my God bro he just bodied this man beat him so bad he made him look like a Roblox custom created character so later on escanor is walking down this Alleyway with hog and I ain't gonna lie man this is acting hella damn bad right now man it's like oh lady Merlin let me get them cheeks just one sniff to the coochie that's all I ask so while this is happening the archangels are getting drunk off their ass and look those heels like my God what is this presence is this a drink hitting so then he flies outside he's like hey yo big and fat ass [ __ ] y'all doing out here man yeah Eskimos like Oh My Princess Margaret has been taken over by now so then he jumps up and he's like part of me but uh it disgusts me to be look Ed down on by some smaller so allow me to reintroduce myself my name is escanor pleasure to meet you [ __ ] feel the audacity on this man dude really had to take The High Ground to assert his dominance over a God so ledocio starts attacking him this finish is straight up slapping his sword away bruh dog is looking at him like uh [ __ ] can I help you so we start swinging again I was like can you please calm down with his temper tantrum your Thorn man so he grabs him but he escapes and he ends up chopping up his whole shirt so then ludocio basically says all right listen my boy uh you got my brother's power so I need you to run your pockets but then Escalon points at her and he's like shut your stupid ass up I ain't really cool [ __ ] you know what matter of fact grab your [ __ ] pockets so move this straight up evaporates his sword he's like you should be grateful out of Slaughter get all the old dumbass for running up on me like that uh the king of arrogance strikes again so yeah that was exhibit B and it is finally time for our final exhibit Exhibit C hi ladies and gentlemen we have finally reached our final exhibit exhibit C Exhibit C consists of poking zeldras and jumping The Demon King so as we can see ludocio Merlin and escanor scoring up with zelgis Cusack and Chandler right now look how he is looking down at this man bro looking down at him like he's about to discipline his child or something so while they're fighting zeldras uses this to move and it's like a literal vacuum for what everybody's getting pulled in look how this man anchors himself down God yo this man is just a straight Giga bro I'm not moving an inch so ludosio ends up getting stuck on escanor's back and look at him he's like wow you need a piggyback ride or something so ludosio is asking for help but escanor was like nah gee I'm good matter of fact what gives you the authority to give me orders so let those like who the hell do you think you talking to [ __ ] I'm a God and Bros like uh okay congratulations you want a cookie or something sorry but I don't obey weak [ __ ] but then Merlin's like bro just helped him so I need to grab her like a toy and he's like all right then uh you better have a good plan on someone let your ass go right here right now but then they end up getting slammed into a wall again so that escalon's like ah yo I'm sick of this I'm about to discipline this boy so this man gets up and he is straight up walking through the vacuum and man is talking heavy right now he's saying first meliotis then Esther Rosa and now yo yes my my looks like I got a body the whole family now but then Zelda is talking and he's saying nah I ain't like them I'm built different then escanor just laughs out of me he like shut up boy so he slams his ax into him but his ax ends up cracking I was like you know what bro I don't even need to act so we just straight up Chuck's the ax and zeldras is like you've laid down your weapon you must have accepted death haven't you but Eskimo I don't need a hand for your ass so it gives him the Divine shot and oh my God look at soldiers where he's like oh my God oh my God he's only using a hand so zeldra steps back but escanor was like nah bring that ass here boy so he hits this man with the Divine poke and straight up pokes him game that right there might be one of the most disrespectful things in just history imagine fighting somebody and they beat you by poking you to death nah bro I would never show my face again so after this escanor actually ended up losing his power of sunshine and the demon king is attacking and this little thing is licking this man up right now Jesus Christ but then my L comes down and saves them so that Essen was saying all right listen bro I need sunshine back but my L's like uh you know you will die if you get this power back right my brother's like ah if I get to run the hands with the demon king before I die then so be it so while they're fighting the Demon this man comes out of nowhere and stops his sword with his hand looking at him like my my Hello bootleg sephiroth how are you you see today is not your lucky day because uh look at it Tom I am and this man is talking heavy man's like you whack-ass demon I can't wait to beat the brakes off of your ass so then he tells everybody to stay out of this this is my fight in my fight only so they both just start swinging straight up let me just smashes his head into the ground he's saying you are nothing compared to me you weak ass [ __ ] your punch is soft as hell so they keep on scrapping and then he turns into like this ginormous flaming Super Saiyan you look like Infernape so we get back to the fight and this man is just eating all of his punches to the face then he just started walking him down and just laying all their hands on them just absolutely out of his ass so I mean we got a little bit of his backstory and yeah yeah this man was a menace straight up slapping then he ran out and just literally beat up an entire Mountain so we get back to the fight and meliotis is getting mad on him he's like bro you really ain't gonna let us jumping with you come on dog at least let us get a few licks in so he just said I ain't dancing they just jumped him and yeah that was basically raps after that and then yeah you know after this the worst part of this show happened dog I ain't even gonna lie to y'all one of the only reasons I even watched the show was because of this man dog said sorry all I gotta Ascend to the round table hey I mean at least he got the smooch at the end though yeah but all right Peter realistic to do it man so yeah after all that evidence bro just come in take your seat just sit your ass down just the plain up air gets in just the absolute zero to 100 switch is not a bro that should be no question so yeah that's basically it uh make sure y'all goes up to the second Channel we're actually starting elderly ring this week also follow you on IG and Twitter and uh I'm out of here [Music]

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Length: 18min 39sec (1119 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 02 2022

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