ATTACK ON TITAN SEASON 4 IS SMACKIN !!!!!

look at this musty ass fat ass right here like if i see this [ __ ] disrespecting me i'm sorry but i'm squeaking on his ass bro like look at you [Music] damn [Applause] [Music] hi y'all it is time it is time to talk about attack on titan season four now i'm going to say this real quick i am giving a fat ass spoiler warning right now we gonna be talking about the first three episodes of season four so if you have not watched these episodes do yourself a favor and get the f out because he will be spoiled so go pop you some goddamn popcorn go watch the episodes then come back but anyways attack on titan season 4 is hidden like damn it don't miss it's always smacking all right so let's dive into episode one so we got my guy waking up on a whole ass battlefield looking like homie got amnesia or post-nut syndrome you know like he just beat his meat to a bad video he's regretting it now like bro at least do it in the trenches but speaking of trenches bro we just went from like the damn apocalypse of damn world war one brah i remember when we didn't know [ __ ] about this show we thought it was gonna be some apocalypse last of humanity's survival last [ __ ] and now we on some world war one type [ __ ] hey yo props to the world building right here man man let me give that [ __ ] a round of applause all right so we cut back to my guy that's recovering from his post-nut syndrome and we learned that his name is falco and then we got all these other random ass kids oh apparently this kid's a warrior candidate and i guess whoever wins becomes the successor of the armored titan because we know titan shift has only got like 13 years to live and it looks like our boy reiner is about to kick the bucket but anyways we see that these kids are aliens and these people from marley are uh racist as [ __ ] like damn they have brainwashed these [ __ ] people to think that the elders aren't devils like damn bro there's some dirty ass bastards for that look at this musty ass fat ass right here like if i see this [ __ ] disrespecting me i'm sorry but i'm swinging on his ass bro like look at you damn out here sending my ass to die on the front lines [ __ ] your fat ass could probably block more bullets than me so how about you take your own fat musty ass up there and go on the front lines yourself like [ __ ] if i use his big ass as a shield [ __ ] i'm not getting hit this big ass will block all of them bullets man [ __ ] anyways so all girl gabby comes up with the idea she's basically gonna try to be a damn suicide bomber so of course to do for marty's like [ __ ] i don't give a [ __ ] i do it hey but she was about it though because she blew that [ __ ] up i know these dudes in this bunker are like why did we not shoot that [ __ ] [ __ ] i don't know look at the fat ass in the back like oh my gosh you did here guess she did it with your old worker ass don't sound surprised cause i know your fat ass wasn't gonna do [ __ ] hey yo but what is this celebration what is that run that damn crash bandicoot mario ass run one of those in you know this dude gotta be from detroit but god damn he got some stormtrooper aim like how can you not hit her she is in the back ass open and you can't hit me bro sign this man up for the damn empire ah mr emperor palpatine uh we got a stormtrooper for you right here bro but why did falco bring his ass out here like bro you already beat the [ __ ] up and you're recovering from your damn post nut syndrome he might be trying to smash hey but look at the jaw titan though man i ain't gonna cap that is a sick ass design right there bro homie with the ng is like damn damn damn that stormtrooper ab came back and bit him in the ass cause this man got flagging like damn you are not finding his corpse after that [ __ ] so then we cut into this airship that looks like the damn hindenburg i'm telling y'all i'm getting world war one vibes from this so we got zeke and rhino up here in the airship right and a bunch of random ass people in straight jackets and well uh let me say i kind of feel bad for these dudes because this man zeke turned them into titans hey ain't no captain that's a nice ass light show but boy these titans fell from the sky like a bombing run now this is where i wanted to get to right here now since we all know that the animation studio switched over and now map is doing attack on titan and a lot of people were complaining about the titans being cgi when they came to me i really don't give a [ __ ] like i feel like mama's doing fine in all honesty like they got other [ __ ] like jiu jitsu kaizen they gotta animate and all that and to be honest with you they are carrying the [ __ ] out of 2020 anime like maple's back gotta hurt so anyways i don't care if the titans of cgi they look fine to me ah moving on hey yo these anti-titan rounds are smacking the [ __ ] out of rhino bro like lost his hand maybe he bum rush that [ __ ] though but right in front of a cannon oh [ __ ] hey yo i thought ryden was about to get his brains blown out right here but the jaw titan comes in collection hey but this man said some mad disrespectful [ __ ] he said you son of a bro you disrespectful ass [ __ ] oh bro i'm smacking that ugly ass top hat off your [ __ ] head [ __ ] damn look you know what put me in that coach anyways yo there's jaw titans out here doing some ultra instinct type [ __ ] man dodging all the damn bullets hey but this man reiner said i [ __ ] this train bro this man stood up and started spinning around and started singing ring around the rosie i'm throwing this damn train in the wall that's how you do it hey but here comes this man zeke though and we cannot forget about this man's legendary arm so he chucks that [ __ ] hey but how long the battleships hit him with the full counter and boy ryder got shot frank are you okay snake snake i ain't even gonna lie bro i thought this man was dead hey but it's all good though because he kissed him with the skin get your asses out of here so homie just basically threw the pitch to end the war and then we had this old mystery man right here out here paying 25 cents for the damn newspaper hey but anyways that was episode one basically on the episode two anyways this man rider has mad ptsd like homie just woke up with the whole last vietnam flashback [Music] though it seems to me it's obvious that this man galileo has beef with reiner we'll find out about that later hey the chick with the crutch is kind of bad though all right so i have no clue who this kid in the glasses is but just by looking at him he pisses me off like this man literally uttered like what three sentences and i don't like this kid like he just seems like a bitch-ass [ __ ] off at first glance like i'm sorry and here comes ryder and oh my god that ptsd is really kicking in now oh somebody acting mad sus was standing up there i wonder who the that is i might have to call an emergency meeting on that [ __ ] they getting lethal on the train hey why did this man reiner just give falco the business though man was like you got too much dip on your chin little [ __ ] but how old are you you should not be drinking at this age also everybody's finally home and [ __ ] hey yo that the fat ass back from the trenches yo how did this [ __ ] not die but look at this dude out here playing with them too these dudes are clearly not right in the head after the war my guy and you just gonna [ __ ] with him like that well every time i see this ugly bastard on my damn screen he pisses me off even more and i don't even know his damn name yet oh it's uh mr costello well then uh you mr coastal oh hey i don't know about this guy right here but this dude is out here looking mad sus like this dude is looking mad sus like they even took the time to give this random ass person a whole scene i wonder who it could be all right so let's come back to our rainer and uh his brainwashed ass family so they're like oh yeah tell your war stories bro tell us about your time on the island with the devils all right so there's this one [ __ ] that just ate a potato all the damn time then there's this one girl that really wanted the protagonist there was this one guy that looks like a girl but he's actually [ __ ] smart as hell and then there's this crazy ass bastard that want to kill all the [ __ ] titans i think i might have caused his mom getting eaten by one [ __ ] like this man had his whole family shook look at the mama bro she like damn i didn't even know all that [ __ ] all right children dinner's over damn somebody really just decided all right so this man zeke apparently has like a whole ass plan to stop all the ld and racist [ __ ] though they need help from the tiber family i know who the hell they are but they sound hella interesting [ __ ] that was basically episode two episode three now this is the episode i've been waiting to talk about basically the rhino backstory and god damn this [ __ ] was good all right so we figured out that reiner's dad is a marlian and him and his mom are aliens so he wanted to be a warrior so he could be a marlian that's wild damn they really got these kids running in the rain with a whole ass rifle and a big ass backpack on their damn back all right so the backstory no jutsu is really kicking in right now so this is when parkour around his beast basically started but reiner was really a snitch he was like i'll report you to the commander oh my god is that annie all right it has been a fat minute since we've seen any [ __ ] you know she just still uh chilling in that damn crystal oh my god bro she just abused that grasshopper yo why does this seem like a whole ass call of duty cut scene when they're explaining these titans and their powers all right so we got the female titan look at that roundhouse kick this will be operated by operator amy lionheart next up we got the armor this big ass [ __ ] is basically gonna be our shield this will be operated by operator reiner bro next up we got all salt weapon the jaw titan it may be small but damn as fast the operator for this titan is operator marcel next up we got the beast titan this hairy ass [ __ ] has the arm of tom brady mixed with derek jeter and lebron james on the wing this titan will be operated by that [ __ ] zeke next up we got the car titan now god damn this thing is ugly but it has great and duds so our homegirl peek is gonna be all right so parkour was the only one that didn't get any titan powers and reiner ended up beating him but yo this [ __ ] is going to get hella interesting real soon man they give these whole kids a whole damn parade but you know what as i really think about this [ __ ] this [ __ ] is really [ __ ] up like they really out here making kids do this [ __ ] is hella messed up so ryder ends up meeting his dad in some old ass shack and of course the dad doesn't want [ __ ] to do with him like this [ __ ] really meant it when he said all right [ __ ] i'm going to get some damn milk so they leave for the island and yo this is where this [ __ ] gets mad juicy so the reason why rhino was picked as the armored titan was because marcel wanted to save his bro so ryder wasn't supposed to be picked as a warrior at all oh my god so my life has been a lie the whole damn time so then it shows the scene where marcel gets gobbled up by yamir bruh she ate that [ __ ] with no salt and pepper so they all ran away and my guy reiner is acting like a whole ass [ __ ] right now like his whole world has been rocked at this moment so they all meet up again and annie says they should go home but of course rainer wants to complete the mission oh my gosh she is stopping this ass bro she just caught a body but [ __ ] it ain't over goodness gracious this man has risen from the dead a whole ass zombified liner where he is choking this [ __ ] now boy he put that hole to sleep so after they had that little squabble they decided to attack the walls and we see the first episode from their perspective and i ain't even gonna lie bro i look at the first episode so differently now after i watch this episode like man if you think about it these are kids out here doing this [ __ ] they are thinking that oh my god these are monsters doing this [ __ ] nah these are [ __ ] kids bro this whole episode to me was just wild like this might be my favorite episode in this entire series so they kind of show what our little trio of annie reiner and virto did while they were inside the walls and then there was this weird-ass scene with annie and kenny now she said that kenny was her fault and i was like wait what the [ __ ] but i did some research and kenny is not annie's father but i was like yo we gonna have to take this [ __ ] to the maury show you are not [Applause] so apparently annie was basically a whole less lone wolf because she was not for these two wow aaron in the flashback this must be the first time we're seeing him in this season right so we come back to the present and my guy rider got the whole gut in his mouth he wanna end it all but he thinks of his nakama his friends the ones he must protect and yeah so basically the power of friendship on here and bro i really do like reiner as a character now like this is some a tier ass character development uh so we cut back to falco and oh what do you know it's that guy that's mad sus out here waving at him man i don't know about this guy bro he really is speaking like an anime protagonist yeah bro that's [ __ ] aaron like i ain't even gonna lie bro i picked up on this man back in episode two this man was acting mad sus but anyway that's basically episode three so overall like i said bro attack on titan is smacking this [ __ ] is good this is that good [ __ ] that we have been needing in 2020 but anyways hope you guys enjoyed that hope you guys have a merry christmas and a happy new year hell episode 4 is coming out soon i might react to it you never know so anyways like and subscribe if you guys are new yeah enjoy the 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Channel: Cj Dachamp

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Length: 13min 36sec (816 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 26 2020