Emily Deschanel - Has A Fantastic Jury Duty Story - 7/8 Visits In Chron. Order [Mostly Great Q]

em [Applause] [Music] [Applause] everybody please welcome please welcome Emily desel everybody Emily's right here hello hello em now listen why are you sitting right we might as well tell everyone why you're sitting right here cuz normally people walk out I I sprained my ankle you did yeah and I'm a girl and I need to wear high heels so I didn't want to it's the only girls wear high heels in this man's America now you know does it does it hurt does it does it uh yeah it it does really yeah I mean only when I'm walking in high heels or walking at all so s sitting is okay sitting is fine I'm fine now yeah I'm good was when did it happen uh Monday Monday yeah did you have to go to hospital uh-huh what did they do uh they wheeled me around in a wheelchair which was really we that's they they it was very I was prepared for you know Blood and Guts cuz you know you go to the emergency ankle no no I went to the emergency room oh right I I called up the um this orthopedic surgeon that I've been to before for my knee and and I called up the office to make an appointment and I said I spray my ankle and they said he doesn't do kn I mean ankles really he doesn't do an do ankles he only does knees I didn't so yeah could he refer you to an ankle guy no they wouldn't refer me so they refer me to some like referral service right and then I called the referral service and they said you should go to the emergency room that's ridiculous yeah so I went to the emergency room and I was prepared you know I had to psych myself out for you know gunshot I thought I was going to see your blood and um no I didn't it was very slow I I was pretty much the only person there but what I'm thinking on the really yeah it was really slow but yet you know they saw me they looked at my ankle and then they wheeled me in a wheelchair over to get x-rayed and then I waited in a hallway outside the X-ray room for like 40 minutes yeah they do that yeah yeah and then they realized that I had got lost in the shuffle yeah they that that happens they got to make you wait just in case you come back when it's crowded yeah exactly exactly I what I'm kind of mystified at is that you were worried about blood and guts but you do the show B it's all dead bodies de well that's kind of creepy to some folks you know I know that's I've gotten so used to it now really are you yeah and but you don't use real dead bodies on the show do you yes really real dead bodies yeah really and how does that work out then are they sag members or they Screen Actors we pay people a lot yeah right yeah and then they have to pay sag they have to pay and and and so when they rerun these shows do these de these kabers do they get repeat fees that's great they get credits yeah and they get credit right it's all fake but you know it freaked me out at first when I was working with this because you know it looks very real right you know a lot of times we're dealing with bones but then there's sometimes flesh or you know guts and I'm familiar withold mold things that look like mold if you Exum a body this is so gross oh it's hysterical come on mold on bodies and if you exume a body it comes out looking all green and moldy which I didn't at least on television well let's not do that then okay let let's just doesn't it creep you out don't you get nightmares and stuff if you're doing that you know what it's weird I when I really think about what we're doing sometimes it really freaks me out I do I do get nightmares but more I get nightmares about camera crews in my house filming me at all times does that ever happen in real life yeah the camera Crews come around to your house and go we'll just film a little bit but I'm you know I send the camera crew to your yeah please start a whole not these guys we could start a whole reality show would you ever do a reality show no not for you I would for you yeah I would you would do what's what's the angle what's your angle uh well we all we you and I go to an island and uh can we only bring like five things bring five things to the island five things to the island and whoever loses you know the other person gets to kill them and eat them about that let's do come on people would love that what would we call it then Survivor Survivor I feel like that's already taken though really yeah well what else then we could do uh we could do who's the best singer on a desert island and the American public could vote there you go yeah I like that all right so are you a good singer no okay good are you a good singer uh I'm not bad you want to sing right now do you want to sing a song right now no no oh no no come on I said I'm not bad that doesn't mean that I'm good I love the idea of springing a song on you why not you want to do a duet yeah I'd like to do a duet but I unfortunately I've sprained my ankle so so we can't do this is lovely talking with you please come back anytime em Delle everybody we'll be right back with the go team [Music] [Laughter] please welcome Emily deel [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] everybody welcome my dear than you look lovely I love your dress thank you I always dress up for you you I'm that's I'm flattered I'm a little flustered you know you look absolutely lovely and the that's the the bones the the bone show bone now the bone show for the folks that don't know it's really it's about a skeleton that goes nuts right about bones that's exactly what it's about I'm the skeleton that goes nuts no no there's a there's a like a mad Skeleton on the loose and you are you're private detective I wish that's what the show was about it sounds more interesting I mean I love my show don't get me wrong but skeleton that goes nuts all right the skeleton goes nuts and every you can always tell when the skeletons around cuz you would hear D bones D bones what do you think that's how you know he's around that's very mysterious though you'd hear him coming it's like the shark and Jaws you know when you when the sharks around you well when the skeletons around you would hear when when I was little my sister and I we were going to um we were going to um a beach and we were on this tropical island my mother told us you know have to be really careful because um there were sharks around there right right and my sister my sister asked do all sharks make that noise we thought that this the Sharks well they can't because they can't hum because their mouths are open if the Sharks would keep their mouths closed like mhm they could I know they ahuh ah it doesn't have the same ring how great was that for you when I went ah one of my favorite things you having fun on it though that's the am I have a great time yeah we have a great time uh is now is this true I heard that that you had done jury duty didn't did you do jury duty during summer well I got called for jury duty all right okay yeah I got called for jury duty it wasn't a poly Shore movie they weren't remaking it ROM like that no no it wasn't that no I got called in for jury duty and um um you know they called about 30 of us down to the courtroom and by 30 of us do you mean 30 actresses or no 30 actresses it was it was an actor jury duty now it was normal people right I was amongst regular folks people right um like always um but um I got right know you're not I know I know special special in a different kind of way that's right yeah yeah thank you um so we got called down and you know the the judge started talking to us because it was a a case that would last for about a month and um so she talked to us and she said you know this is a sacrifice that we can make for our our country you know there's people fighting for our country and this is very small you know a month of our lives in jury duty and and then she read this passage from To Kill a Mockingbird have you ever read that book of course many times I maybe the best American novel so good it's fantastic so she she read this um passage from tequilla Mockingbird that was you know attakus Finch talking about how you know all men are not created equal and you know some men are born with more opportunities some men um have more intelligence um some men because of the color of their skin have better or less opportunity and and all the St I get all te eyed you know thinking like how can I figure out you know how I can serve my country in this way even though had to go back to work and I wasn't available for this month but then then she called on the lawyers to talk about the case and what the case was about and you know and I'm like I need to serve my country in this way and it's small sacrifice and I'm crying and and then the first lawyer gets up and um the case the case is about a man who claims he got genital a warts on his anus from a colonoscopy so I wasn't the men wasn't even there the men wasn't there I was dismissed from the case you know it is it is a worry I yeah wow so the never want to go in for a colonoscopy well I don't know um yes so you're working on the Bon Show yeah the B now on the Bon Show on the bone Them Bones Them Bones uh does you play a forensic uh poet forensic poet yeah um what is it forensic Anthropologist Anthropologist I knew was fancy fancy word and do you know anything about forensic anthropology or indeed can you tell me what it means I don't know anything about it um yeah I can tell it's a it's a physical Anthropologist who um you know gets Clues from uh the skeletal system about how somebody lived and how they died and do you and and David get it on in real life or on the show on the show um not yet but you know well they won't they yeah it's that kind of thing right well I'll be we're getting closer and closer well it looked like it there I was like oh I hope the monster doesn't come in now cuz they're making out there have been a few moments like that just kiss yeah yeah just kiss you ever just just like feel like just going ahead and kissing them well let me just say that David David's favorite thing to do is to attempt to kiss me because not for real just because he knows it makes me so uncomfortable he does that to me too it does make me uncomfortable as well I have to say we're out time it's lovely to see you I'll be watching the bone show again right [Applause] back me too Mr please welcome the adorable Emily desel everybody Emily [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hello dear throwing away your notes this is that what happens is every now and again the producers of the show have a fit of conscience and they put a little card together with questions on it for me to ask you and then I think well if you want to ask Emily the questions you ask her I'll ask the question questions that I want to ask which are uh you look fabulous by the way thank you um which they are yeah it's been a while since you were here isn't it I think September yeah mhm I remember it fondly yeah me too actually I had a very nice time did you uh are you still having fun on the bonio show yes I am yeah I make a lot of money yeah apparently uh do you and real life make a lot of money or just on the um I don't know I mean you don't know you should check I may I mean I'm happy I I have a roof over my head right yeah I'm not going to complain I've made a lot more than I did before right well cuz the Fox TV they the that's where the money is you know Fox yeah yeah yeah that's where I'm going I get done with this nonsense yeah I'm trying to no I like are you trying to suggest otherwise are you being sarcastic no no I'm tell no I'm not being sarcastic I really get paid peanuts here but I no I don't I it's a very generous salary let anyway I am now this is kind of a rude question actually how much money you have I I I didn't ask how much rude I'm not rude I I could be rude if you want though privately oh yeah yeah I don't know if I want to see that or I don't yeah you do now the bonio show for the folks that don't know is that you and David saw go and solve crimes using bones right yes yeah all the crimes using bones he uses his gut and his investigative techniques as an FBI agent but I'm a forensic anthropologist so you you've got you get the book we have one in the audience oh foric yeah Anthropologist a bology yeah um now the uh the do you know anything about bones really I do I know a good amount yeah like if I broke my leg now you could you could fix it no I could tell you what bone you broke but I don't think I'd be interested at that point I'd be like ah ah like that I have to I went to a a Dodger game the other day and um the Umpire got hit I thought it looked like he got hit in the throat but I was like right behind the home plate and I started thinking oh my God if he broke his hyoid bone that would be horrible cuz there's this little bone here and if you break it that's really bad so I started panicking I think he was okay though they told us he was okay but this is what happens in my normal life I started thinking of all the bad things that could happen only with bones though I don't know about any other system only bones what it's kind of frightened to me the idea of known all about skeletons and stuff I I I think you can know too much well it's kind of fascinating if you start looking at the the skeleton it's amazing the design of it all at first it can freak you out but just because skeletons are kind of a symbol of death death I don't know why it's a symbol of death because when you die your skeleton pops out that's why that's what happens you die it pops right like a ghost well I think that's what they say when they're trying to break I'm afraid you know little uh spot the dog his uh his skeleton popped out so that's how I first heard out it comes on the show on the show talk to me about the show cuz I like it like you solve the crimes using bones and guts he you use your bones he uses his guts yeah bones and guts bones and guts and there's a lot of the sexual Chemistry Between the two yeah yeah yeah he's a sexy man he's been here yes he I was like when I was here he was here I was like oh hello right hello you might switch over there yeah I'm not but you know I might I might for him if you would yeah yeah if I was going that would be the first no yeah I'd be like I've made a decision yeah yeah you should try that no I don't think I don't think he'd be interest his wife might not be so happy about that you never know you don't she may be open to that you never know you never know what people get up to you never open yeah what happens in the show this year happens well um well did you make out with him this year we did we we had a kiss oh yeah yeah that was a hard day at work yeah yeah see when you make out with someone when you're acting does it ever like cuz you have probably have to do it more than once you know like oh right let's go again the light wasn't right or let's go again there was something a guy over there you know made a noise out of his bottom or something yeah yeah yeah right so some on our show that probably happened yeah so what happens if you keep kissing someone yeah cuz like they have to do a lot it takes did they start kind of taking effect you know do you start kind of like Falling in Love no I don't think I mean I think that actually we only kissed once when you kissed it did and I knew how to put it back in well that's nice after doing the show for so long um no I mean I think that it's such a weird thing to kiss when you're working I mean but then you have to think that you have feelings for this person cuz you're supposed to have feelings for the person on the show I mean I guess that can get confusing but I've never kind of kissed somebody when I had to kiss them and then fallen in love with them or something really you you always fall in love before you kiss someone I've always fallen in love before and then I kissed them no I don't know yeah I just I just go around making out with people and the ones I like I fall in love with yeah it's a good technique yeah I tell you it works for me do you try it on your audience sure all the time I've made out with most of these people was he a good kisser I'm a great kisser yeah now let me tell the last time you're here you were on the uh the vegan diet are you still doing that I yeah for 15 years oh well so it's you're going to stick with it then yeah this isn't a phase I don't know I mean I I worry that you're not getting any cheese don't you get cheese I I there's vegan cheese is there vegan cheese and there's some vegan cheese that taste so good now I keep on hitting your yes no I know I do that as well but I I do I I I smack it like a bad little donkey I I like it when you're riding the horse over there oh yeah that's that's a Technique we should do that on Bones you should on the bones so you can say hey quick Sheriff there's some guys over there and then you could be cheap and they're always trying to be cheap on the show and things you know the but keep it under budget keep it under budget by having a pretend horse I will supp yeah um but yeah the the vegan D yeah I I don't know I've done it for a while and there's Che cheese that tastes good I mean but vegans always say that they say oh it's not that bad you know and stuff and that's not a recommendation for food well I think that I think that once you start having um a certain diet you also your taste buds change and stuff but there's a lot of vegan food that a lot of people would love like even you would love at certain restaurants there's great stuff well what name it yeah well there's a place called melins in the valley here that's amazing that has like a fake Chev fake fake fake fake Chev right so it's like real cheese but it's not the same yeah but it's it's better cuz there's no no animals are harmed very few animals are harmed in the making of cheese I'm not even going to get into that but one I Pro I'm not even going to touch that we don't want to talk about that on this show people can look it up but um look it up um but yeah I actually um on the show I'm pretty healthy person but on my show like we have to have you know prop food right we you know we come in I'm sure you've done this before when you've done scenes yeah when I used to be when I was in Show Business when when you did the show business pretend food you're like hey come on Lefty let's get those horses from over there and you would eat stuff gives you something to do horse yeah yeah like enjoy a banana while you're a cowboy or something whatever it is that's what they eat they call it business when you're an actor yes that's right that business yeah yeah yeah well I will always ask for the most unhealthy things cuz I think it doesn't count really when it's Pro food and I don't think I'll be eating much cuz it's just in the scene but I have such a weakness for it and I'll just eat it even without the SC like I'll order french fries and a milkshake I mean vegan milkshake vegan milkshake yeah like soy or rice milkshake so it's not real milk then no but it tastes good yeah yeah doesn't taste that bad way too no it tastes really good okay I'm going have to I'm going to send you vegan food no the thing is about soy milk is I always think if I drink it I'm going to get boobies there's rice milk and almond I don't even drink soy milk anymore I drink rice milk and almond milk really yeah almond milk yeah tastes really good cashew cashew cashew milk milk the cashews it's hard you have to have little fingers yeah little tiny fingers and you got we are completely out of time I'm so sorry yeah we'll be talking for hours um but but well done on the the big bony show was to David for me you I will all right the lovely Emily desel everybody [Applause] right please welcome Emily desel everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] welcome em welcome thank you thank you how are you I'm good I'm good I'm happy to be here it's lovely to see I'm glad to be someone as attractive as you here for a first night of HD if people have lasted this long looking at my hideous form shuffling over the stage and then they see you they'll be thinking HD isn't so bad you're very beautiful oh well I don't know but thank you no no you are no you are beautiful people must tell you that all the time all the time man theand come up and see I've got a lot of makeup and hair on right now me too okay okay I'll I'll give you that but you look great thanks very much I'm in high def yeah gorgeous we just moved to high def too what in the bone show the Bon Show just moved to high def and how's that then I haven't seen it yet that's the thing with your show you can see it tonight I don't watch this crap I'm going to check out my show on HD no I watch Mythbusters that's why I do you ever watch Myth yeah that's a fun show that's a great show I love that show that they they just blow stuff up yeah maybe you could work something out what to be on the show do you know something I don't I don't know maybe you know you could work something out with those guys on the show I'm sure they love to have you on the show excuse me sorry T give me that over here look but he just put on a q card and read of it her key light is out apparently you're the light one of the two new lights oh my key light uh one of the would you like to uh well how can we help you so I if I sit there yeah yeah here come sit here here I'll sit on your lap really no you'll come here cig all right okay fair enough I don't have my notes you never have your notes no I don't I like to tear them up and you know why because there's nothing written on them now in the Bones Show where you uh solve crimes using bones do the uh and it's always a dog is it always a dog it's always a dog how does that work now in the show though you're you're the one that's the uh the skeptical about bones you don't really believe bones exist and then uh and David bouras he's he does the B Hest he will be upset no if I don't correct you well no it's just I'm saying it because I'm trying to make it sound more bony oh bony Hest yeah yeah yeah he likes that he likes when you make his name enter bones okay I'll try that try it okay all right don't do it like he's been here quite a lot dud I know yeah yeah he's nice he's nice I quite like him yeah you have him you have my sister on yeah yeah we have just anybody that will come on it's nice just bring people down from the audience uh uh look look bring that over look he's holding up another one nobody's going say on this one switch [Laughter] seats that means you have to go there they had the girl light on me this way that's why well I don't know I think is woman do I look womanly apparently you might look woman I'm doing I'm doing the rest of the season sitting here if I look womanly this is it now do you have these problems on your bones Jo when because you've gone to high dep do they do they say oh we can't we you'll have to well you're you're It's a drama my teeth did you have you ever done that I have it really hurts it hurts it makes your teeth really sensitive and no one tells you that and then you have to eat white food for 24 hours is that true no no I you can eat white rice uh white chicken or anything white you can have milk potatoes milk no you can't have potatoes cuz they've got brown skin but you the inside well how are you going to get through there you would need some kind of there are ways there are ways to get to the inside of a potato what women's intuition let's just call it that I can get to the inside of the potato using woman's eduation which I probably have cuz I've got the girl you have the girl that's nice it's nice to see you again I feel very short in this SE did they give you a boost up [Laughter] there is that the secret little bit the secrets are revealed but look look if you look in the the the television I look like a little show so and I'll said even say that look you you look mighty yeah I'm strong do you work out yes how do you get to the inside of a potato woman's intuition woman's intuition oh good time this is fun yeah it's all right I feel like we're just hanging out you know we are there's nobody watching this and and if there is they get it they get it people who watch this so they understand this is a whole different type of thing where professionalism and entertainment value are laughed at but I like it yeah I like it too it it's kind of it's more comfortable I'm happy with a sh diameter setup low expectations that's true in relationships oh huh keep the expectations low in relationship yes absolutely okay is that you just got you got married since I I did I did but I found someone who had low expectations do you have low expectations for her no I I'm disappointed you know I thought we had something and then you went and got married who you who exactly are you on that doesn't that's a completely that was such a vague awe because it was like oh what oh I got so it's bad of me to get married or it's no I'm very happy for her you no sure she's lovely she is she's delightful she is very nice although I will say she was a bit late on the G off the horse advice you fell off fall off a horse I have when I was younger yeah it was really scary yeah yeah I think I ended up uh around the horse's neck like this and the horse kept on going and I'm like I finally fell off I think I've no what are you trying to insinuate I don't I went too far in my own mind even even before I said it I went oh you've gone too far and the thing is I support now that's a sign of maturity though if you if if you realize you've gone too far before you go go too far that's actually growing up a bit yeah you're a grownup now that's true well what about your relationship then have you got anyone with have you got low expectations for anyone that's that's the key now I do have a boyfriend great yes yes oh well just as well I got married then isn't it really well I heard you got married and so I found myself a boy that's not really the truth no it's not if I have to be honest but you don't have to be honest it's TV no one else is what am I doing being honest yeah don't be honest then it'll start a trend that would sweep across the media be dangerous yeah it'll never happen well we're out time I think I don't know I can't see any clocks everything's broken down everything's broken down including me why are falling off a horse yeah my leg still hurts actually yeah it still hurts I broke my my toe when just there just now just now moving chairs moving chairs you can sue CVS awesome we have we have to go we're out of time it's been it's been lovely talking with you I'm glad that we sat in every chair because I got an email tonight that said how come you don't there's two chairs and now I'll be like yes well here why right Emily does s everybody we'll be right back [Music] please welcome the very lovely Emily desel everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Emily ah Emily Emily ah Craig you look lovely you look really very nice thank you you look you look really Ador Gorge and heterosexual if I may say so thank you thank you I've got there's a whole bunch of people who help me look nice and I don't do it on myself well whatever they're that good if I came it's fantastic you've got a dress on there and yes a dress and it's uh you you got a bracelet yes a bracelet yeah pretty exciting makeup and hair me too oh boy are you no but that's your natural hair that's not a wig is it it's my it's all it's all natural there not one clip in in here no no it's nice it's did you were you uh covered in bone fragments in that thing yeah that's bone fragments what you haven't been here since I know Jeff yeah Jeff yeah yeah Jeff want yeah no I think he you should make an appearance on Bones spring no you know what no don't masturbate well for legal reasons neither does he but uh uh yeah do you maybe you want to have that on the show for sweeps have one of the skeletons it would be a great idea pleasure himself I think it's a great idea here I heard there's a spin-off coming out of the show that today right I heard about that is that true yeah I well we're all trying to figure it out right now no but it is happening uh there's a whole character it's all my own I think that's already my show well not really I have a lot of people but um my own I think that's already my show well not really I have a lot of people but um yeah that's going to go down well okay well I don't know how I could work any more than I already do on this show is what I'm saying no I hear you that's what I mean I don't mean to say that I'm the only person I know I know I was only I was don't tell David Boran I won't tell David Bor like you know when he was here he tried to make out with me actually I wouldn't be surprised no he actually did if you got that line around he did and that's weird cuz we were just talking about that do you like the idea of men making out I mean sexually does that excite you two two men two men make it out not really no no no yeah no so why then why then do you think some men not necessarily me are titilated by the idea of a woman making out with another woman I don't know I see I I think you have to ask a man that no no no man we men don't talk at that level no no no I I don't know what it is I I don't know why I mean women are all women are different what they find attractive though yes yes and we probably think about different things like you were saying earlier what what um what was I saying earlier the what you're saying about the heterosexual female brain maybe more complex I think or oh I hope he makes me laugh or something like that what say yeah well women women like like a man that makes them laugh right absolutely but it has to be laughing in the same way mared a very funny person well right so you married your husband because he amused you that's one reason yeah right yeah right but he made you laugh in a way which was witty in arban not in a way which was like oh like that very very strong distinction right so it's a specific type of laughter anything else that you were before you were married or what you were when you were seeing your husband you thought oh well Tech he makes me laugh in an herban and sophisticated way what else I don't know there's so many things I guess I don't know well do you do you it was his physicality where absolutely right okay yeah so you were I like his personality as well as his uh is his humor which is part of his personality I guess yeah yeah and his looks and all that yeah right right well I mean I think the women have think about I think I don't know oh come on come on I think that women think about things uh in a different way than men do I true I think that's going to make the news I we want more complex things yeah you meant my husband I did yeah he didn't make me laugh he didn't make you laugh well I don't think he was trying we have a lot of time together although I feel like we're we've kind of become friends I don't know if do you feel like that's true yeah okay us we got to hang out socially you know we did a little we saw each other a party given by Steven fry pretty amazing yeah that was kind of I kissed your nose you did by accident I noticed that that was awkward that was kind of I can't believe you remembered that he was really awkward it was like all nice to see you I was like trying to do that kind of Hollywood and you went and kissed me right in the nose well you let's be okay we were in a van you had to get in a van to go to this H party it was weird cuz this this guy grew up in a van he said you want to go to a party s fry Stu and we said sure sure we'll get in your van and I don't know if you were already in the van or you just got in and I didn't see that it was you until he was in the back way way back and then so it was like awkward and I said hello and kissed you on the nose yeah yeah you did I think that's why your husband wasn't laughing so much he he's like what the hell you doing kissing that dude on the nose the guy at the back of the van yeah he he was questioning yeah well was kind of awkward actually yeah yeah still that was the summer the Winter's here now the Winter's here get warm get wet in LA in the winter time very wet it's been very wet yeah yeah do you do anything in the rain um I like the rain do you do you run about with a shirt on man also like that too yes not with the white t-shirt on why not it's not really practical in the range no I guess not so what you an umbrella sort of a girl yeah maybe a coat maybe a coat Wellington Boots yeah love those kind of boots you know why they're called Wellington Boots why because they're named after the Duke of Wellington who us who used to wear them at sex fetish parties I don't think that's true some of it is true some the last part isn't I don't think so how's things going on the bonio then all right yeah the bonio good we keep working away we're going on after American Idol whoa hello there a big time now the money yeah I'm not getting any more money uh no i' quit you now I never even thought about it I should ask for more money for more money yeah you know um uh the your creator of that show Hansen loves you he wanted to come today I got to introduce you I don't you hadn't met before how you no no I met him at that party boy I'd make out with him well he has a guy crush on you so maybe there's some kind of flat out make out with him if he wasn't a dude if he wasn't this dude have you just put some breast on him a couple bre no no no I need I need someone put a wet t-shirt and some breast on wet t-shirt breast and and and if he makes me laugh then which actually might make you laugh if he put on wet T-shirts and false breast he might actually make me laugh he probably just the kind of thing that tickles my fancy actually well we're done here Emily okay yeah I would offer an awkward pause but I think we kind of went there we've had a couple I think yeah harmonica I was going to say MTH organ but I think I've overdone it with a double on you just did it again yeah I know I don't know why sure harmonica sure all right uh do you play no good then wait I have to open this up oh oh yeah make it so maybe we should get one of your team to come out and open it up for you can my mouth Argan opener come I wouldn't think you want to have such delay and C listen Probably sounds terrible it does it sounds like your TV is not working can you do that while I play harmonica sure yeah why not [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] everybody my first guest tonight is on the show Bones that's really good show actually it's on Mondays and fox please welcome the lovely Emily desel [Applause] everybody all em hello hi you look great well thank you you look very summery yeah it's very in these Bri colors but of color blocking to bright colors as well yes you know your stuff well what happens is if you do the job that I do uh ladies come and they go and you see the Fashions and um and you get to comment on it and if you say the wrong thing you get hurt oh you've learned from M but this is this is a good look thank you thank you I like it too it's fun you've got a baby now you have to waake yeah yeah that's why I wake up early now yeah I know I haven't slept in years I know congratulations had your baby since the last time uh you were about to have a baby and I was pregnant the last time I was here but I wasn't telling anyone it was a super secret yeah yeah and but took everything in me not to blur it out we have met before you know you are talking to me right now um what age is your what age is your baby now six months oh boy it's really hard mhm yeah yeah getting any sleep at all some some he started he slept last night for a long time but for a while he was just waking up every hour or two hours yeah but even when that's hard even when they sleep you you kind of like go why are they sleeping so much you have to go in and then you touch them you're like are they breathing and then you wake them up and then they're up for a couple hours they're like ready for the Disco going to the raave with the glow stick do you do you uh do you have a what what do you do the kidy um you know um what websites you on the do you the T tubies no no telletubbies is awesome yeah yeah yeah oh it's awesome wasn't there a gay one or something some they used to think T winky was gay because Tinky Winky would walk around with a handbag but I watched I watched a lot of no I've watched a lot of T tubbies no Tinky win is a dude but he walks around with a hand pack so they were like oh he's gay and I'm like he's not gay look I mean cuz you listen to T winky is like Tinky Winky for down Tinky Tinky Winky want a little tiny Tinky Winky is a drunk no PO picked up some woman's purse he he's like uh oh you know poor the one with a cck in his head he's gay yeah can you say that on television I can't it's a slanging one what about when I did the the the thing is that all right the word and the gesture the word and the gesture no it's all you you you must run in in BS all the time what well you you guys are you words there's words but words that you're not allowed to say cuz I me but you get some pretty scary graphic things going on yes we had an actor say well I've already well we had an actor who was supposed to say pelvis but he said penis instead that was I mean that was a blast for hours we were laughing but it must be hard though it must be hard to network you're doing a really like it's a tough crime show with a lot of grizzly murder he died by cuddling and stuff like that because you know oh no they were stamped collecting and suffocated there are always new ways for someone to die oh great and new ways for me to be able to tell how they died and how old they are by their I'm always amazed and each script it's a different a different way for me to tell by the the spine is fused in this way so he is a Caucasian male in his 40s who lives alone yeah you know who likes handbags drinking Tinky wnky for it's Tinky Winky Tinky Winky yeah has he been missing from the show lately no no I don't know I I I've moved on now my son's 14 months now so he's kind ofast yeah he's inching up on uh what youall it the Wiggles oh yes that's big and you can go see them in concerts oh man I've been there already once before really we had them here we had the Wiggles here oh yeah I love my kid what am I going to do but we uh we had the Wiggles on and the producers are like this is a late night show and I'm like it's my late night show and these and these are my children that's what you do you should have the you should have the Wiggles on uh U bones it wouldn't be the weirdest thing that we've done no it would not be the weirdest thing we've done we um we've had some interesting we have had Cindy loer on the show I love Cindy me too you know she's an American hero I think I agree you know I wanted to be her when I was a little girl so did I we might have her back rumor has it that we I think you should I think she's a I love Cindy ler you know when she was singing at Migra and a seagull pooped in her mouth no way this is true a seagull pooped in her mouth and she kept singing that's dedication yeah like let's see let's see Axel Rose do that you know he like ah a people wouldn't be able to tell that he wasn't still SE well there would be that too I love Axel Rose though too I was a huge guns and R were you really oh yeah I saw them in concert I was a bit I think it's time slash might have to change it up with a hat yeah is he still doing the Hat I think so yeah it's kind like move it's time to move on maybe get a cap or something yeah just get small slowly get smaller oh that would be great and look like your head's getting bigger yeah no there comes you know when people have their trademark thing yeah and no it's time to move on you know you can't stay with a robot skeleton forever I've said too much sorry Jeff what the hell a what choice does he have though the poor guy what do you mean I mean what else can he do he could he could take a skeleton away I mean put flesh back on well you know you know all about him what what did he do I'm just waiting for you to come on Bones Jeff we have to take a break we'll be right back with [Applause] [Applause] Emily just like here's what be a good idea tell me what's going on and then gold something fantastic I'm going to get that no I get Megan to give you a call because it really works welcome back everybody how are you doing we're just chatting it's 420 do you do you enjoy marijuana I mean have you ever I pleed the fifth no I I can't say that I've never tried it right I don't do it now no who doesn't know it's so P it's legal why would you know I love those I love when people say po it's such an adolescent drug and you go oh really as opposed to what the grownup drug drugs you know but uh no I don't do it anymore uh anyway we're out of time okay no wait wait wait wait wait no wait wait wait awkward pause okay mouth oron wasn't that an awkward pause well it was kind of an awkward pause but I don't know if that's what you want or you want an awward PA mouth organ or the big cash prize cash prize what time is it sh DAV he American dollars in quarters don't touch it till you eared it in Los Angeles this is huge that you will never pay for parking again this is a big deal this thing that's a week yeah I'm telling you this is the big thing with celebrities now you get one of these bags from here you put it in your cup holder you drive around town like you're a millionaire all right uh two ways to win you can either air 508 air is that how much it is $50 yeah in quarters in quarters yeah in quarters sorry I'm messing with you and two ways to win you can what two ways to win you can either answer a question or you can guess what's in my box here's how that works I imagine a box in my head I don't know what's in it Jeff's the only one who knows what's in it you really know yeah and then you guess it and if it's right he'll tell us and if it's wrong okay um sure I'll guess no trivia I'm not going to know it but it'll be fun well you might okay Iceland is in the North Atlantic its capital city is reu on average how long does the average male chimpanzee spend having sex with his mate how much time in one day doesn't say how much time in a year a week his life yeah it's a stupid question uh all right Iceland is in the North Atlantic it's capital city is ruic where do cows have their sweat glands is it a next to their utds is it B over their eyes or is it C inside their noses I'm going to say oh I'm going to stay inside their noses to be crazy is the correct t50 American Rob [Applause] [Music] [Applause] right Emily desel everybody em [Applause] [Music] Emily hi you look lovely what a lovely dress you look like it's lovely it's it's a bit if you don't mind me saying so it's a bit uh Regal oh thank you it look a little bit it could be a little down to Naish actually I like down to Nai do you really love Jeff and I sometimes play it down to Nai oh yeah rather hello dear you play you you mean you act out yes we role playay yes yeah yeah I play someone from below the stairs and he plays someone from upstairs upstairs yeah have you ever seen that other one that's like down Abby but better oh foils War have you seen that no I love that it's oh it's great it's a he solves you're the only one yeah I'm the only one yeah I'm sure it's awesome though people will catch up it's on PBS so you know a lot of people are enjoying not BBC America but but it's a British show yeah yeah yeah it's a show it's kind of the same thing PBS I don't know how it works whatever do you think thing I can't figure I had to on downt ABY I was looking for it and you have to look on Masterpiece Classics it's not and then colon down Abby something like that maybe there's an ellipses I don't I I I had a colonoscopy once you did how was it it was remarkably drugs do yes I did yeah do you enjoy drugs no not not anymore gotcha so so how things going how old is your baby now he's he's two and a half how how old is your baby two babies I got two well one's not a baby anymore he's he's going to be 13 oh my God I know I know that's that's that's crazy I'm not allowed to talk about him okay he doesn't didn't talk about it and then the other one's three and a bit right he's a little older than than my guy yours is what two and a bit two two and a bit two and a half yeah getting any sleep yet finally yeah yeah it won't last oh no you get a couple of weeks oh finally we're out of the woods and then another thing happen in there still pooping no no no you still pooping sorry that was how how are things think of me as a doctor think of me as a very creepy strange doctor with an audience uh it is weird how much you actually do discuss bodily functions when you have a two-year-old well it's it's your whole life it's I mean it's like they're coming at you from all angles well the whole potty training thing and like I you know I get texts he pooped in the potty who who text you oh I see your husband text you yeah when the nanny too The Nanny oh yeah yeah well he pooped he pooped so I'm going home toed well that's it's good though I mean it's a sign that you know health is ongoing and everything's fineing do you take the baby to the bonio set with you I do I do yeah he has a good time there does he gnaw on any of the bones yeah he was asking me about different bones in his body I felt like actually a good parent where I knew the the answers the names of the bones yeah did that send them to sleep you saying the names of the bones he kept asking me questions I was trying to get him to do you know have you picked all of that up now then most of them yeah I mean the there's like a bunch in the wrist and in the ankle that like capitate lunate um I don't know I I would probably know what in the wrist but if you said the word but I don't know exactly which one they're all these little bones but a lot of them most I'm not going to say the word How likely is it I'm going to say the word like oh the Capal or something I don't know it's not a real bum what the cap enough that that's not a real bone are you sure not a human bone no well yeah all right the small the smallest bone is the stapes it's in your ear it's in your ear that one I knew about it's a tiny little bone it's the size of a a hamster's leg maybe smaller I don't know I don't know do you it's small what happens now in this is you and David going to get married now we got married oh yeah that's what I mean yeah yeah that's what I meant yeah it was a see television append no I know that it's a huge show I just I save it up in the DVR and then watch them after down a year later yeah no I catch up I I follow the show a little bit you know I can't watch everything watch everything you have how many shows do you watch uh only this show really wait wait wait if that's true oh no don't if that's true tell me the first name of the rhinoceros above the mantle piece I don't know ah see could you I know he talks is it a he oh yeah yeah my name is Sandra Sandra it's it could be male Sandra he sounds kind of mascul Sandra is one of those names you can't tell if it's a man or a woman right right no what I meant to say is Los Angeles is one of these towns where you can't tell if it's a man or a woman so the episode we are doing oh yeah that episode that we are going to talk about now that's uh you know that was they're drag queens they're drag queens yeah it's a lot of fun I know being surrounded by drag queens very dramatic I know I I are you surrounded by drag queens it's it's you are a drag queen we're in West Hollywood yeah plus I I did The Rocky Horror Show for a year oh so yes I know what it's like to wear the heels yes you do it's not and the rest right the heels actually threw my back out because ladies have a swiveling Coxx but men don't oh it's not good for ladies either no it's not good for well it's good for men to look at ladies if you're me and see them wearing high heels but wearing them is very difficult you have my sympathy thank you okay I agree I think it looks I shouldn't say it looks nicer but I feel like it does to wear a high heel is our culture but I don't like wearing high heels well you don't have to you're married you got a baby you're good who cares for saving your life put some birken stocks and done put on some flats and have something to eat you're fine no don't worry about it we'll take a break we'll be right back with Emily [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] D I see it's all right you get a lot of welcome back everybody uh you get a lot of fanatical fans for bones don't you yes do they have a name do they like Bonos or B bone boners there's like the Boneyard or something I don't know the bone bonero bone we should Co boners boners call the boners yeah yeah I'm sure they would love that well who doesn't I had a friend who call me Boner I should say how how close of a friend just because of the show oh because of the show well yes because it's a show where crimes are solved using bone power yes she was sassy she' do stuff like that she does that who does that my friend what she like where does she live Tanga I think Tanga wasn't Tanga the name of a girl in a sitcom in the 199 that almost sounds familiar to me yeah Boy Meets World Oh Yeah Boy Meets World there was a character called Tanga and she was the it's a good idea for a name that you know it cuz it's Tanga Canyon sounds like a girl's name yeah there's Laurel Canyon I've met people named Laurel before I when I go cold water in in the Scottish daily record in the 1990s they announced my engagement to a woman called Laurel Canyon it doesn't exist and and it said and you know that thing in the newspapers it said Craig and Laurel are very happy said a source close to the couple so uh anyway how do you want to wrap this up awkward pause B of meditation um I have neither I've done neither so far so what your choice no no no oh my choice absolutely um awkward pause awkward pause absolutely [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] and do [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 59min 11sec (3551 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 29 2017