Thank you so much
for being here. And I'm talking to Twitch. No, I'm being sarcastic
because Twitch took Friday off because it was
his birthday weekend. And I'm not sure why
he needed the day off. I work on my birthday,
but whatever. You right. You right. Anyway, happy birthday, Twitch. Thank you. Thank you, Ellen. You like what I gave you. I gave you a good present. A very good present. Absolutely. Yeah. No, I'm very happy to
celebrate his birthday. I just don't know why
he needed the day off. But anyway, I want to
celebrate you today. I want to show you some of my
favorite things about Twitch. First of all, since
it's his birthday, I would like to show
his birthday suit. So this is-- I've always said, you have
an amazing body of work. And that's-- Because Twitch is
such a good dancer, he likes to pass
on what he knows. And one of my favorite segments
is White Men Can Dance, dot, dot, dot, With Twitch. And here's some of them. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC - JAMES BROWN, "GET UP
OFFA THAT THING"] (SINGING) Get up
offa that thing, and dance till you feel better. Get up offa that thing, and
dance till you, sing it now. Get up offa that thing, and
dance till you feel better. Get up offa that thing, and
try to release that pressure. Get up offa that thing, and
shake till you feel better. Get up offa that
thing, and shake it. Say it now. Get up offa that thing, and
shake till you feel better. Get up offa that thing, and
try to release that pressure. Get up off. Ha. Yeah. For some reason, the dab
is hard for people to get. Yeah, that one
always slips by them. I don't know what
it is about that. Twitch is a man of
many, many words, but there's one word that he
tends to favor a little more. And see if you can tell
which word that is. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. You can hardly remember it. The same-- Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. That's great. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. It's over. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. We've had so many great
moments with Twitch. One of my favorites
was the time that I made him get waxed for
his role in Magic Mike. And it didn't hurt
at all, for me. I'm might curse at you. I'm not going to lie to you. That's all right. Oh my god. Oh my god! Oh my god. Oh. Why do you keep doing
that over and over again? Is that not it? Is that-- is it-- oh my god. Oh, she just keeps doing it. He was-- he actually at
one point bit my hand. I was holding his hand, and
he lifted up and bit my hand. He was, why are you doing
that over and over again? It's how it's done. We're that much closer now. I know. Yeah, we are much
closer after that. Absolutely. All right. Well, I love you. Happy birthday. And for your birthday,
you're going to dance for us. I would love to. [MUSIC - RAPSODY, "SASSY"] (SINGING) Diamonds tween my knees,
oil wells in my thighs. Does my sassiness upset you? Oh, you mad that I survived. On the way up. Oh, you mad that I survived. And I ain't coming down. Squad, squad, squad,
squad, baby look around. See me coming, see me coming,
we ain't slowing down. On the way up, on the way
up, you can't touch me now. Snow Hill is my home,
hour from the beach. Small town beef, it
don't get that deep. I grew up with you,
you grew up with me. Throw a few hands,
and we good next week. Wanna buck, it ain't
hot enough for heat. Homie, I know your whole family. Johnny, Antwon, rest in peace. I went off to
college, young Denise. Young Kelis, how
I left my address. Pulled up to the
Grammys, erh, all red. When I stepped to the
mike, see them all. Yes!
