Elizabeth Olsen's In a Healthy Relationship (with Her Roommate)

>> James: YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A REAL LADY'S MAN IN COLLEGE. >> NOT TRYING TO BRAG. IN HIGH SCHOOL, YOU KNOW, NOT TRYING TO BRAG. >> James: WHAT WAS YOUR SECRET? >> I WAS A POET. I WAS THE GUY WHO -- I WAS ALWAYS -- THE ONLY BROTHER WHO WROTE HAIKUS. YEAH. I WOULD TAKE LIONEL RICHIE SONGS AND EARTH, WIND AND FIRE SONGS -- >> James: WAIT, YOU STARTED TO SAY YOU WERE A POET. YOU'RE NOT A POET IF YOU TAKE PEOPLE'S SONGS. THAT'S PLAGIARISM. >> NO, PLAGIARISM IS IF I PUBLISHED THEM AND TRIED TO GET PAID FOR THEM. USED IN LYRICS YOU'RE JUST A POET. >> James: AND YOU WOULD WRITE LIKE I KNOW IT SOUNDS FUNNY -- >> IF I HURT YOU PRETTY BABY I PROMISE IT WILL DRIVE ME CRAZY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE DOT, DOT, DOT, YOUR LOVE. >> James: WOULD THAT WORK ON YOU? >> NO. >> YES, IT WOULD. >> NO, I THINK IT'S TOO SUAVE. >> TOO SUAVE? HOW CAN YOU BE TOO SUAVE? >> James: ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH. >> I MET SOMEONE I'M IN A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH. >> WE WON'T TALK ABOUT THAT. >> ALIZA. WE'RE PRACTICALLY DATING. ANTHONY THINKS SHE WAS -- >> SHE WAS TRYING TO GET WITH ME WHEN I FIRST MET HER. >> James: ANTHONY THINKS -- >> WAIT, HOLD UP. WAIT, I KNOW IT'S HARD. SO ALIZA IS VERY INTERESTED AND ASKS A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYONE. SO ANTHONY GOT CONFUSED AND HE ENDED IT BY SAYING, HEY, LET ME GET YOUR NUMBER SO I CAN GET YOUR ADDRESS AND SEND YOU A [BLEEP] PUZZLE. >> NO! A HOUSE WARMING GIFT. THERE'S A WHOLE CONVERSATION BEHIND IT, ALL RIGHT. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT -- FIRST OF ALL ALIZA BROUGHT UP HOW GUYS SHOULD NEVER SEND [BLEEP] PICS BECAUSE GIRLS LAUGH AT THEM AND I SAID THAT'S FUNNY I DO PUZZLES AND THE SAID I'VE NEVER DONE A PUZZLE AND I SAID I'LL SEND YOU A HOUSE WARMING GIFT OF AN INTERNET PIC. THAT'S FAIR. >> ALIZA WAS REALLY INTO THAT. >> AND SHE SAID, OH, MY GOD, YAY. THAT'S A GREAT HOUSE WARMING GIFT, RIGHT?

Channel: The Late Late Show with James Corden

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Length: 3min 11sec (191 seconds)

Published: Tue May 10 2016