EFAP Movies #26: The Snyder Cut with The Meme Repository and Southpaw

it wouldn't like super surprise me if it was worse but i do think it will be a little bit better just like it's old i do not think it will be more entertaining overall though you have film x it was rushed and a second director was brought in to stitch together a mess with reshoots versus a guy who was he screened this to many people fixed it over time had loads of money all the extra reviews and time he was he can literally dictate how long the movie will be it's like which one do you think's gonna be worse like well surely it's it's obviously gonna be the show it must be right i think what i'm my brain is like if it's not better than a lot of what i believe to be true about the craftsmanship isn't questions like giving more time he's given more money he's given more bonuses like but it's worse like it's not impossible it's just oh my god hey [Music] hey hey pain pain pain [Applause] um we got a couple of things to do a couple funnies to look at and then just expectations we can talk about that for a little bit and then we will go okay it shouldn't take long don't panic hey we can do star trek reference this zack snyder's justice league is the antedians of star trek i don't know what that means must be drawn yeah they're the uh they're the fish people this is the world should be said um the dwarf said they were they were a handsome rape we're wearing special clothing for the cfa because we're celebrating we're not wearing any clothes we've watched yesterday yeah we're here i am come together as a team to take on what you're cause we're the true league of justice we point out immoral actions i like justice wherever we oh yeah man i'm a big fan i'm a big fan of justice no no no no no southpaw has to say it i know all about truth and i'm a big fan of justice i think and then i get to say what do no that's also what superman says no mueller you need to you need to say something's definitely bleeding something's definitely what are activated lines i don't know so you dress like a bat i if there's even one chance that i dress as a bat i have to take it as an absolute certainty that's why wearing his bat suit now if i'm martian manhunter that means i have to say how do we know that you're not a threat to the american people [ __ ] drone why why'd you do that superman you're watching me on the phone no it's not frozen no i'm from kansas general i'm as american as it gets why are you eating the babies then oh no uh cap cannot join us today capital opinions we've got um um a disgusting replacement we brought a purple person onto the podcast i know i'm sorry for you look at him biden fell on his nerves when he was getting on the air force one i mean he probably could have gotten really hurt by that automatic that's all right is he okay i just think it's funny that an old man fell down the stairs so anyway what the [ __ ] was i even saying grandpa's ruined i don't know i don't know the balance you know snyder cut hey we just this is being recorded right after the premiere of our coverage of joshua just this league and while i was in there having fun with chad you know doing doing back and forth there was a man who who's very upset with our coverage and i wish to present him to you this this is what we have in store for us everybody when we start talking about the snyder coat on the effect podcast okay very excited okay i hope you're ready welcome trembling mr biggles like you are you need to calm down well yeah rags do you wish to do the audience i would love to be mr biggles oh it's not a derangement syndrome oh my god the ansi snyder movement like efab gave us this abomination and marvelized the dc eu is it so [ __ ] then if only it would be improved best of the dc eu could be as good as the worst of the mcu how what is the worst of the mcu the mcu and the best of the dc you kind of have this connective like there's a little bridge there and you're like oh there you go all right then mr biggles also says thank you mueller and pals you successfully sabotaged the dceu fans movies for a few years so can i just say yes can i i think his logic is oh look aquaman shazam wonder woman look at how they're happy and they're worse for that look at how they're happy we didn't we barely even did any coverage for any of this [ __ ] what it was like the idea that we influenced it in any way it's like no we went back in time we went back in time and influenced it i never saw any of these movies until we watched them here yeah yeah we're downright late and i think we've had different takes to the common takes absolutely steppenwolf is the best villain we think man of steel's like the worst outside of 84. like that's nobody has that take except for like the effect yeah justice league is better than man of steel suck my [ __ ] i gotta say because you see it here the dceu fans movies the dcu fans movies like you gotta get this mindset out of your head that like as a fan you are entitled to a certain like way of like a certain type of film or as if you were like a supreme authority on films like [ __ ] off this doesn't mean anything only a supreme authority on film would love the standard is sad equals good you posted and added and happily doing the bidding of their corporate masters that seems truly i don't know i know that's real i'm i'm afraid about all the you should you've been on you've had long enough to know these people exist haven't you let me just have a little bit of hope and humanity left okay the bidding of their corporate masters it's like buddy we're all puppets of corporations right you're not some supreme genius not me i'm a justifiable wondering woman to hold not me i've actually seen him leave on other refap videos or at least i've seen other people leave this exact same comment efap suffers from sds schneider's arrangement syndrome whatever the opposite of that is neither snyder adoration syndrome yeah sass spider spider philia [ __ ] sin syndrome no no sss stop no it's triples it's fine no double [ __ ] up yeah watching your coverage on anything snyder related it's like watching cnn cover trump or amber heard reviewing a johnny depp film what in the world i would want to know what that last one looks like just ever heard videos i'm sorry i want that snyder schneider gave amber heard more work with this movie you realize that right it's funny she came back from reshoots i don't want to spend a lot of time on these so i figure if you want to just read it out and then [ __ ] laugh i don't know oh my so possessive of its does not have an apostrophe for future reference schneider's movies are great they're great now if you just say and believe in your heart man of steel is amazing then your soul can be repaired and you shall be made righteous in the sight of god this is trolling yes person's very serious this helps is help spread the word about snyder derangement syndrome and its harmful effects not just to the brain but to the soul i do what i can to chip away at the anti-snyder echo chamber that is efap so as to let a little bit of light in a little slice of hope thumbs down rags is a piece of [ __ ] mueller and pals you successfully sabotaged the dceu and i didn't know we did it you make 2017 justice league happen by [ __ ] all over a great movie man of steel in another great movie batman vs superman and you get to review the movie you made yes we all went back in time without time machine because justice league came out before e-fat started i tell them time machine i've said since for ages that man of steel might be pretty good i can't remember it that's what i said for like up until we watched it which was what like [ __ ] three months ago or some [ __ ] it was it was recent i have dms to prove this by the way just honestly sorry no i was i'm enamored what oh so like you can almost tell a story with two pictures with my dm's with maula because it's just like uh the message is before watching man of steel or maybe we'll like it uh 15 hours later we watched it we hated it all i was gonna say is like honestly even if this was true remember justice league is the best one so like maybe it was a good thing [Music] we've seen aquaman when you guys are seeing this it was it was absurd so like don't give me that now remember people said this about oh yeah but remember people said this about the rise of skywalker oh you fans you didn't like ryan johnson's vision of star wars and so you got exactly what you wanted which is definitely the rise of skywalker you know that thing that you definitely wanted he's heard the exact same thing oh god yes so embarrassing moving on justice league 2017 is what you get when warner brothers listens to efap the anti-snyder movement like efap gave us this abomination and marvel eyes the dceu so thank you mueller and pals so justice league came out before the last jedi came out which kind of you know launched muller into popularity and then led to efap well does this man seriously think we have a time machine maybe he's only recently discovered what effect even is and he just assumes that we've been like the forefront of bringing him down she's like no only recently we decided to watch the movies he ends i don't know he's probably yelling at as we speak it's amazing how there is less niggering snickering us in this movie than you would find on man of steel yeah that means we're having more fun yeah i was gonna say it's it's hilarious the movie's really funny there's those are funny moments in it whether or not it's intended uh battle steel is depressing just [ __ ] gray the movie emotionally and visually i'm just glad i got to say snickering [Laughter] this one coming from saying just keep in mind that one one of 30 anti-snyder nine-hour videos good luck finding it of his guest really loved the crews too but really hated man of steel so croods 2 was really funny it's just a goofy funny movie it's like trying to say one of his guests loved the emperor's new groove but hated batman v superman you're comparing apples to apples here one is a really funny movie that's that's just this is weird because like i don't think that anybody like like is it commonly known that the croods is a bad movie it's like i don't even [ __ ] i don't even know what that's going to be at least at least in the emperor's new groove they acknowledge that the plot doesn't make sense yes i like these three in a row you go it's almost like they love terrible movies explains why they hate matt of steel loll rags you piece of [ __ ] oh my god the thought process when perfect didn't try jack [ __ ] these [ __ ] piled on him without even discussing the movies oh no wait every time he said my name it's been in all caps he was he was disappointed with twin perfect's uh performance don't worry everybody was worst fast i've ever seen stand by my comment that no one has been invited to defend the snyder movies that twin perfect guy defended nothing hi you want to come with me that was him yeah he he had plenty of opportunities they are trying to silence all dissent what why would we actively pursue the arguments for why it's praiseworthy if our goal was to silence all this ed oh he went after james moore [ __ ] what an [ __ ] proving the opposite to writing everyone's current enjoyment welcome to how snyder fans feel watch a gif i thought the whole point wasn't to enjoy these it was just dark and dour and horrible maybe if you're such a fan of center you just don't watch efap maybe you don't have to have us validate your opinions or your feelings on a movie i'm just glad there's 14 dislikes keep it up 14. yeah i'm sorry you've never listened to someone who has tasted in movies before because you'll suffer from derangement trump derangement syndrome schneider agent sydney mostly were just sheep yeah suddenly if there are people in the audience who literally just copy and paste our opinions without thinking about why the opinions are like substantive that's that's their deal that's not what we're encouraging yeah and that's them i like how he thinks that he's not a sheep as well like you're all sheep not me independently it's the last one i just i really like this one um snyder one you lost my little hater oh i thought you meant the one about king theoden oh we haven't gone to that one yet i'm zoomed in okay so oh my goodness i'm so excited um everything is an awesome land see a doctor uh this is an echo chamber tonight i hate fest i'm just representing the forgotten man and women spreading the joy and love of snead snyders [Laughter] formerly chuck rags is a bully that puffs himself in numbers oh yeah i don't even know what that means you puff yourself do you puff your i like the idea that you get a pike pond i mean just stick it in your arm and put numbers well as a pumpkin pie i feel like as a sheepy dog i'm kind of fluffy on as default i'm sort of like a clown as far as numbers shut up puffing yourself that's true yeah muller booked me on with that piece of [ __ ] rags and i'll dismantle your weak criticisms [Music] he [ __ ] hates me jesus christ oh my goodness did you kill this i don't feel like my comments during like this is particularly worse than everyone else's really i just want rags and bullet rags because he's a shitty coward and mula for allowing shitty cowards on his show jeez oh my goodness gracious and then the um just the best comment ever i feel like king theoden because he rides out of helms deep riding against so many trolls oh oh did you read uh this one goodbye my little haters set up a debate with these little haters i would crush them mr biggles you sound so threatening i don't know what to say it's the big goals it's a great name people are upset stands for master really and you know what we haven't even seen the schneider cut yet so prepare your rage mr biggles it's only going to get worse potentially come at me the only thing before i would say it's just a set set the ground right like um i've seen a hell of a lot of sentiment already the joss whedon is the worst thing ever and snyder's awesome this is really unfair um hey hate joss whedon for all the valid reasons you want to there's a whole basket to pick from but the idea that like god he sucks as an artist compared to zack's like [ __ ] he had a two-hour mandate like do you wanna show a different he's got two hours left of story to tell he's got a two-hour mandate and no extra time to finish the visual effects yeah meanwhile these people would go on a mandate with zack snyder like imagine getting three quarters of someone's story and you have to finish it and you didn't even write it you're just like i don't [ __ ] game of thrones season eight more time more money more freedom that's what snyder got um so i don't even know why i would bother comparing it i've seen the simultaneous sentiment i love that that zach got what he wanted to do instead of being controlled by the studio and then at the same time joss whedon sucks because of justice league it's like wait but surely you blame the studio for justice league not joss whedon i guess what the studio is interesting is what you just said about you know all of the like this hypothetically if if the logic that the creator getting full creative freedom is always yielding good results and more time and more money and all that this should theoretically be like one of the greatest films of all time right everything is working in its favor except i'm sure there are people out there who who would say that zack snyder's justice league is part of the perhaps but i guess yeah all i'm trying to get at is that like all of that kind of means nothing if the script isn't good it's all about the scripts and i'm sure that none of the bad things in justice league are going to show up here i'm sure that no none of the really dumb plot holes and hilarious moments that showed up in that movie are in here at all none of them i mean to speak genuinely for a moment i think that there's gonna be things that will make more sense there's gonna be things that will make less sense and there's probably just gonna be more character scenes and thus the characters will have more flesh probably what's gonna happen right yeah it's gonna have more character yeah it'll have a lot more character development and it'll be more tonally consistent and that's all that i can expect from that mm-hmm and yeah so i guess i wouldn't want to delay us anymore are you guys excited no no i'm so [ __ ] hyped i can't feel my guts by the way before we start uh thanks kara for um the profile oh yeah of course we can here we go oh yeah that's our justice league it felt right it felt right i think thanos got a little bit lost but it's fine it's a justice league threat that's fine he he he improves this film just by proximity if samus wants to comment on steppenwolf and darkseid he's like i have an opinion if you want to snap away like half of the dceu if i can go for it snap away all right half of it what the [ __ ] get the drop down rebuild the universe mcu stuff so that it balances out with a dc eu well i am okay with him getting rid of about half of the mcu stuff at least actually yeah yeah that's fine with me once we get like a high quality replacement i think we can work with them yeah who won't then we'll balance out oh z okay huge thank you to all of the fans that made this possible behavior i just like to say that i am not associated with mr biggins associated with efab my standings i would like to say i'm not associated with zack snyder so i guess we could quickly comment someone's gonna get triggered if anyone refers to this is four by three more specifically the aspect ratio is not four by three but you get it as a colloquial okay like the old logo yeah yeah yeah it just doesn't hit me in the feels that one hits me thank [ __ ] we don't have to watch this in black and white okay take that as a win that's playing on two different monitors at once oh we got this back didn't like that man superman aquaman jesus [ __ ] idiot i am genuinely curious now though like what the full arc would have looked like if zack had full control over like all of the films he would have had bruce wayne in pregnancy well yeah expect some blood and swear with everyone yay [ __ ] [ __ ] batman oh yeah remember when you pushed it all the way through for some reason and that killed him yeah do you want this to go through him though don't you want to stick it in him that's what i yeah good point that you raised their middle sorry oh no oh no i'm feeling so loud and creates sound waves that was in the trailer yelling crazy yeah dream waves on the trailer they're like face do you scream like that in the in bbs i don't remember i can't remember no shock waves i don't remember well um this is the whole this is the signal that that earth is unsecure right which you can't act god look at her i'm sorry batman's still holding up his grenade launcher he's got no ammo left yeah but does doomsday know that by the way this is sensationally ugly on my ultra wide monitor like holy [ __ ] like wow oh wait cyborg can hear this booyah what cyborg woke up it was all a dream oh oh uh is that the box the the screams activate the other boxes right that is covered in like one line in justice league superman's death activate some other boxes yeah we get to see how i don't understand why i would do that just to get it out of the way because this is something we we talked about before we even watch this superman's not been on earth millennia not long yeah he's not there he's composited all flumpy what is the [ __ ] this looks so weird oh look at him look at this oh that looks bad this looks like something out of the ribbon people who watch this in 4k by the way holy [ __ ] is everything right next to everything in this [ __ ] universe remember central city metro city gotham and metropolis are all [ __ ] right next to each other so when uh when superman yelled martha oh no oh no oh it's you i i they're actually showing us all of this look the boxes get pissed when they got four hours to burn baby yeah and everyone hears him somehow what are they gonna like show us the obscure next because i think that yeah yeah that'll be nice for [ __ ] sake look i guess that's their explanation to how their mother boxes it makes as much sense to say they activate because superman died as it makes to show all of this what the [ __ ] are you showing us all this for this is just wasting time if you want to guard this and protect it why is there just like the ceiling oh no are we about to get the steppenwolf action scene right now immediately you know it's really crazy i'm sorry they really are just standing there all they just sit here all day every day that's [ __ ] crazy yeah or something okay also they have bikini because it's a society of women questions this is their solution yeah if this is that important why is it not like defended by everything they have like why is it on the edge of a cliff why isn't it in like the ground because well the walk is so silly wouldn't you want to build your civilization on top of it why are you touching it what the [ __ ] what good [ __ ] why would you touch it you know what it can do clearly upset why would oh [ __ ] oh i broke it [ __ ] it wasn't me imagine if you've been touching that you did this break it you buy it the queen we weren't going to before though again by the way turning the mother boxes and doomsday weapons is like if they made a star trek movie where the doomsday weapon was a tricorder i'm just going to point that out i don't know what that is it's like your scanning device oh yeah so the motherboard tells you to breathe on planets and what things are made out of yeah so imagine they turn that into a doomsday weapon in like a star trek reboot and that's kind of what this is right so this is a four hour long movie when you have four hours to tell your story i mean that is a lot of time that you could use to just uh like really get things going we're seven and a half minutes in nothing has happened except them showing us repeatedly superman's screams waking up the mother boxes and i was like you can literally have any one of the three and any society see it wake up and go it's awake and then you can come wait a second when zod died why did that not wake up the mother boxes you saw it superman i can't dude i honestly think it makes no sense at all and having it so his scream wakes them up is even more confusing to me now i'm like wait what if he was just yelling didn't the shock wave his head blown off what if the guy put his sword through superman's face and she killed instantly could you imagine not activate what if superman just died quietly yeah that's what he was saying so if lex luthor was communicating with steppenwolf right was it his grand plan for superman to get killed and unleash a scream that would awaken the mother boxes uh secretly on the bottom well so i'm going to take the position against twin perfect i don't think lex wants the world to end i think that's [ __ ] i think that it's all nonsense and lex didn't actually point was he didn't want the world to end but then why is he communicating to steppenwolf like what's that i don't know if that was him communicating or if that was him like looking in the files of the ship i i [ __ ] have no idea man oh this is the uh this is the aquaman scene right this is aquaman yeah definitely we are we've done one one twelfth of justice league already gone i missed i missed flippy batman it's already blown away by how long this is going to be don't worry guys chris terrier wrote this he only writes good films right they're all just standing there waiting like hi stranger oh part one part one don't count up in the pockets batman bruce wayne what's next bruce wayne can do it with a horse talk you killed all the crap people going such a good point it's not because bruce he literally used a horse i believe there is a stranger comes to this village from the sea he comes in the winter when the people are hungry he brings fish he comes on the king tide that was last night there are enemies coming from far away like a stranger italy oh there's like what like him bring me far away from space yeah it's very it's very important that i see this man if this stranger exists he'll give him your message five thousand american look i'll give you 25 000 to talk to this man right now outside 2-2 yeah 25 000. everyone laughed magical man from the sea we are poor not stupid apparently it's stupid i was about to give you 25 000 get out wasting a lot of money here buddy i'll leave after we've spoken we haven't even met a dent in this time bomb do you think that 25 dollars be a pretty good stimulus oh oh my goodness again in this universe aquaman breaks the bat let us mug him wait oh really stole my money hey hey stop that girl oh santa claus is in the back what he's in the dc santa claus is the hero isn't the justice league in the easter bunny fish was your line that was in the original trailer arthur curry i hear you can talk to fish [Music] you cut it is that part of your original vision guys it's talking again so it's in this cut too they're talking about how he's batman right in front of all these people don't count on a batman don't count on a batman right there oh my god oh so that wasn't just footage people out here in the middle of nowhere i've read the story phenomenal i've read the stories you're good deeds you think no one sees you'll join us so you just throw that code away like it's yours right don't you want to put it someplace oh i put a tracking device in his coat he left without it hey it's not up in his coat yeah right there you put it right there oh you were right i mean geez look at him that's the opposite of what they're saying wait wait how does he have tattoos if he's atlantean tattooist [Music] can i just mention how much i [ __ ] hate the redesign of aquaman for the dc you just it looks hideous to me you're not a big fan of the the not going with the whole book what the [ __ ] happening uh singing you're singing it looks like it's very try hard i get you yeah it's like this is a very try hard what is this kind of this is old cut from josh's fish cut next scene what do we what next scene oh my goodness that looks strange here i'm getting old vibes like we the ship sucks she just smells it please smell it please smell it do it [Laughter] so many angry people who are going to be watching us oh my god super martha's here why did you say that name something that just happened to that scene by the way right do you remember in joseph's league where he says strong man as strong as alone you ever heard that and you were like no i've never heard that once in my life and then batman said yeah the opposite yeah that's a justice line that's not in this version oh yeah yeah he he replaced him with smelling this sweater so zack seems to believe the strong man of stronger alone is like just a legit line okay okay so okay so far i mean the the aquaman uh meetup scene in justice league is actually better than the one that we got here i'm just going to point out that um grave of clock was actually just in the opening sweater and like was getting off to it that's bizarre hey my name is on that sign i don't approve your name is comanche no real your name is foreclosure your name is repo yeah yeah well yeah well a good thing bruce got out of there they might have eaten him can we have that scene in like the um hey alfred did you see how i got out of that helicopter before it even landed was that [ __ ] cool or what guys he's wearing a hat that's not his visitor he's dressed like a hipster journalist in a starbucks maybe a man who broods in a cave for a living isn't cut out to be a recruiter was that an attempted humor master wayne i'd like to retire to cyprus so unfortunately this may come across as really critical but i'm thinking about all the things that could be cut when i'm watching this like that scene could have been cut probably hmm i wonder why there was a mandate but it's an upside down leaf oh wait wait if you turn it around it's right side up wow so remember how a lot of this was covered in montage in like the original cut yes oh [ __ ] that's zack snyder oh yeah that's the same there he is again there he's gonna get all the there he goes zack snyder's vision was to see himself in his own movie oh yeah security bank of manhattan seeks new architect that's front page news bank's looking for an architect that's front page news in the dc universe no less good morning miss lane jerry hi wow you don't miss a day do you you're such a good person by the way i've seen people demanding more films in this aspect ratio and i'm like wanting to strangle them a little bit just give them a bit of strangle why would she be coming because she just said she brought superman coffee she apparently does this regularly why would she be here rather than his grave yeah this is the fake one that's a good question i guess where's the box of chocolate song i guess like symbolically this you know works yeah i don't know i feel like she'll be at the grave because where is the interesting thing every day then when she works here i suppose it's in smallville so we'd have to go a long way yeah yeah i thought everything was right next to each other in this stupid universe oh that's right that's right kansas isn't next to metropolis in this universe are you sure there could be something you know i don't know the plot just look over your shoulder this universe it's like oh [ __ ] britain nice oh i recognize those bands oh back to the dark ages oh boy i wonder if there's no statue we'll have to i want to listen to them all those i want to listen up for the four city city blocks line i want to see if it's the same in this cut oh yeah i was literally just thinking man that's the same shot yeah but so that is so this is totally snyder's vision to have these [ __ ] terrorists show up they just walked out with guns what's the dude in the bank doing that guy was in the van with them what the [ __ ] are you he just walked out of the second hand oh my god guys guys if he had cut that out of the film it would have made the film better just cut it out yeah but look i don't know listen oh my god these guys maybe their their motivation is not other reactionary terrorists this time that has to be a jost line yeah could be maybe maybe maybe it's very impossible again sorry we have to have a more sensible motivation this time i hate to bring this up again but why aren't we cutting to him getting to the room that he wants to get to because cinema look if we don't show everybody the room doesn't exist papers the flying this is the guys this is the movie that they always say that we would end up making so hot take i would cut some of the steps maybe i think this is a good example of the score making something seem like more intense than it really is yeah this is just a light bristle you have a lot of dead kids in your hands that is schneiderlin a lot of dead citizens i thought he had a lot of kids he said a lot of dead kids yeah and kids are worse than citizens well that didn't take long yeah i guess we jumped time which by the way explains for sure why uh it's a very stupid idea to just stand by that window if you can see a sniper down there yeah but that's what he said i can't shoot him so yeah i think oh that's true i think he was doing a chad move he was like you can't shoot me at all oh there you go oh here we go speaking of chad moves [Music] superman screams only just made it to this part of the world and it kind of distorted along the way it's just yodling now look they're so powerful those screams they're just looping around the earth they just come every once in a while back to the dark air ages oh no 100. oh [ __ ] shut your [ __ ] mouth oh he said the game away i said the f-bomb awards my marble shield i can't stand it the lasso of hestia compels you yeah that's just as stupid as the original cat we're a small group of reactionary terrorists that [Music] said full city blocks oh that's less than a few minutes that's that's half of one minute so the only way to fix this now is if she throws it really hot oh my god by the way oh oh it it just exploded it's way too late yeah they did it whoa that's still on where did you fly enough yeah four city blocks that was even worse than the joss cut yeah that was look at this guy he's so evil oh yeah wait is he going to land on him he's going to land on him he had a machine gun oh he's out guys in a pool of blood go for a gopher people go for it yeah oh no they're all not gonna okay i guess they're terrified it's fine where the [ __ ] is that take your time where is she he's taking his time it's on semi-automatic oh so it was just incredibly lucky or was she waiting for the [ __ ] opportunity to block wait so all the time he took to do that why didn't you go toward him remember she's super fast go towards him toward him go to him go to him go to him go to him go go to him go down oh and he still murders everyone wow i thought that this would be slightly better but i'm i'm i was i did the thing again right how are they alive well they're they're behind her and she her magic waves it's like it's sorry look at the [ __ ] oh my god i didn't think i'd be screaming this early i'm going to be honest honestly could you imagine like being like oh thanks wonder woman while watching all these guys get horribly maimed and thrown into the wall of their necks i believe in love man you know yeah some of those guys i feel like they would have like survived and have been in horrific terrible pain screaming on the ground but what did you just say to that little girl i didn't quite catch it i don't know whatever you want it doesn't it doesn't even matter it doesn't even matter can i be like you someday you can be anything you want to be well that doesn't make sense coming from an amazon right he's just like born but those terrorists were being where they wanted to be can the terrorists be whatever they want well they wanted to be reactionary terrorists so in wonder woman one she kills a bunch of german cons groups and the second one she kills nobody and then and then this she just kills everybody that was a blood bath yeah yeah the amount of civilians she endangered as well holy [ __ ] endangering zach snyder's vision guys we're about to get the [ __ ] season here we go again it's like none of those helmets fit anybody oh are we about to get edgy boy edumas prime yeah i think so here we go oh they seem to be heading there before the laser even happened sky laser yeah they i guess they knew the queen was wow they go in there so they were i don't know [ __ ] it well like i said maybe our bows will work my big confusion is that like the amazonian army should be oh my goodness gracious you're destabilizing the boom too oh no she'll be shooting oh dude he's like [Music] racially charged that no one wants to hug him oh his mouth doesn't even seem to match his words he's got muscle car nipples he's got like muscles [Applause] thing [Applause] would it make to seal it why would you jump on him he's full of spikes she just got away impaled in her urethra just like you're jumping on here hey just saying steppenwolf is a chat right now look at all these women trying to get to him how are you holding on to him look at what he's made of you're cutting yourself from he sucked it away why are you not what is she doing what are you doing what are you doing he's running away what is she doing what the [ __ ] what are you doing the entrance was happening she would do [Music] [ __ ] out of there oh now she's leaving that's again oh my god the thing that interests me about this is that guy an extra tough one oh no he's just okay wait is he still alive [ __ ] yeah he's still still mine so they designed this to where the people have to take out the time so it collapses around them here's the thing don't make three of those doors but there's a oh there's a snyder card running stand we're still going there's a hole in the ceiling you have a little bit of floosm but he has a portal he has a portal he has a portal there's a hole there's a ceiling and it just cuts through the [ __ ] wall he's got a boom too what you're doing is you're just leaving your own soldiers for dead yeah this doesn't make any sense at all this is all stupid i can't believe this is what happens when you get a civilization run by women yo like this is their solution i know that they're in slow motion but they're still really slow why is she slo-mo but the stones aren't oh yeah that's true stones are it causes the whole building to fall into the ocean so this is the security system but what the [ __ ] does it matter if he has a portal the hammers and the thing falls into the ocean that's just that's just intuitive why doesn't it bearing why would this like breaking the wooden pillars do that i don't know so if only we had invented something faster than horses so it's already more [ __ ] than whedon he has a portal system guys this movie is this movie's going to fight an uphill battle to be better than the weeding guy at this point how is he going to catch up now unless he actually pulls are all the horses and themselves he's really strong right he can just like jump really high right oh my god i guess so yeah yeah the [ __ ] out of there that's what i'm saying she's mourning all the people she just [ __ ] murdered why are you standing still when he has a [ __ ] boomerang or something i don't know man maybe well she's never gonna catch up god he looks like a [ __ ] uh he looks like a beatle he looks like a more of a video game character than the last one if that makes sense like yes he looks this is she's only just going on a horse she's not going to catch up you can't they've been writing anymore yeah [Music] oh no if only we had things stronger than horses wow wow so that entire [ __ ] amazon sequence from the from the whedon cut it's still here it's all snyder's work she still throws the bow throws the bow why did you jump what was the point you could have already had it if you had jumped on it snyder's vision remember he can jump right like she didn't aim up at all she shot that arrow the amazonians suck man they are so yeah they really do i would have thought that they would have oh there you go okay so why are people over there big long drawn out sequence of the amazonians trying to fight against them but they're actually doing like a really [ __ ] i wonder if people remember justice league because this is just worse so far there's the horse on me but you're an amazon the only thing that's different is that there's no [ __ ] scene with batman and the parademon that blows up and leaves the drawing of three boxes that's it yeah there's lots of stupid [ __ ] in that scene man bowling hour that was a great decision guys now shoot him all he's not looking remember remember she's directly opposite that army remember where she's because they're about to [ __ ] fire arrows right that's what they do in the justice cut also there's more shields than last time it seems look at how close they are when they're shooting man if you guys are turned up you know god that's that's that [Laughter] is she still going to die because a horse fell on her legs made out of how are you dying what killed you atlantan steel is it it's an atlantean steel worm it's not like it's not like the horse fell on the chest or anything it's just her legs just her legs that's a funny light design [Laughter] i know what you mean what's so funny to say it's just a leg it's like the achilles heel the achilles leg you know guys he's gone back to his universe i thought he lived in the same universe as you guys just lived on a different planet dude would have been in there wait don't try and figure it out we have to light the ancient warning fire yeah they're doing it they're doing it i just want to of course oh my god i can't believe it it would have been hilarious if some of them had like the weapons from the world war one soldiers that sequence was mostly the same only it was almost dumber yeah stupid [ __ ] oh yeah because they they they hit the logs and then that sends the [ __ ] building into the oh here we are like they deliberately murdered their own people don't count on it batman man well think about it it's even worse southpaw like in the original cut she essentially locked them in a room filled with details oh the noise of the portal closing oh my god but uh in this position she does that and drowns them yeah [ __ ] ammo is constantly moving it's so weird i'm it's not like it's like i kind of like that it moves it's just the design is weird it's too shiny and maybe it's just that the color of this film is like non-existent like it's too busy i think it's really like the eye doesn't know how to focus on it yeah it's also super shiny i'd say just through that [ __ ] buckeye away again hey that's better than the joss's cut because he said go and do the thing in the justice league hold on so he couldn't find the other two but he teleported to the first one how do you know what that one was it called to him i guess but why didn't the other two call to him why don't the other yeah so he's got the same motivation as last time gillette is part of this good graces the best demand can get austin alfred anything on that kid from the liquor store possibly if i had a dollar for every possibly yeah make you even more insufferable god 40 minutes already [ __ ] oh rachel dude we're almost halfway through the league hey 20 minutes away until we're a fourth of the way through wow did anyone bring that razor blade no you've been working as if there's no tomorrow to build this team of people you can't even find just because lex luthor says the plan is in danger of attacking there's nothing to do with the files that he got from has to do with him from waller the post-credible super suicide squad basically amount to nothing yeah because he should have this dossier on all these people right now i would also like to say uh this is a slight improvement right he's just said he's been trying to gather this team together before the boxes but in joss's cut he was doing it because of the boxes oh yeah yeah oh well we reached our first improvement that is an improvement yeah that's an actual consistency i'm hoping that batman is uh less goofy and weird in this movie why is there an open roof on this the same way the same reason there's an open roof on the atlantic or sorry the amazonian motherbox fortress because airflow because it's absolutely wolf needs to get in there it's cooling for the like what i'm just concerned about is this is probably the most valuable find in history this is the most valuable object on earth currently probably and the ship this alien ship yeah the doomsday broke out of it before but like you know put a top over it my family died after superman smashed that ship into the sky i'm sorry my family was on that bus that he consumed you're wiping the grates clean i mean i guess but odd maybe he's just trying to pretend to be busy rags he's just like yeah not he's just collecting that paycheck so in the original cat he walks in he opens the door sees the spooky creature and it cuts uh do you think we're gonna see a graphic decapitation in this cup did no one notice this you should have cut this yeah because everybody should have heard that oh no poor walter no this guy trying to get myself i know his name's walter because he's a janitor i don't i don't know walter is a very janitor like oh he's the top here we go big spoop maybe you shouldn't go in there well curiosity killed the cat right and they seem to have a different design for the parademons they're more in the yeah they'll just improve the cgi right but like that was just so much longer than it needed to be mirror mirror mirror mirror mirror mirror me or me or mirror you're wearing a burial or something playing drums oh it's the color of the dc universe i'm pretty sure that those drums i'm pretty sure that the drums in the the soundtrack aren't actually lined up with the drums being played oh that's not a cup oh that's so wait that part is new though guys this is important you don't have time for ceremony just [ __ ] do it no no i have a better thought have you guys heard of email no no that's a man's invention we use it just remind me the part where they carry the thing over here the original one right the original one they just [ __ ] started here i think yeah the pretty much just started i really hope that we don't have to deal with this lady yodeling throughout the whole the entire movie [Music] that's that's just the distorted superman so like question honestly now why don't you have at lea a group of four amazonians on a ship go and find diana and tell her about everything instead of sending her a [ __ ] arrow one arrow yeah what if she's asleep what if she doesn't know what you mean what if she's what if she was looking the other way at the time yeah well she said earlier that she'll know what it means if she sees it it means that her mother box has been stolen honestly can i can she know what it truly means like in terms of the full context like please this [ __ ] doesn't even know what a [ __ ] war is don't you want to aim that at 45 degrees okay what's your cheek there what are you doing does it even matter closing your eyes right so if she ran into like the apocalyptian forces first would she take their side because um she found them first yeah it's a [ __ ] wow it's flying just like diana flew in wonder woman 84. tonight's vision snyder's vision snyder's vision is i don't even know if it's an improvement i don't know wow what a shot i don't remember the music from the other i don't know what i think about all the choir it's making me think oh that's right it lights up this is like troy though many things hit the [ __ ] airplane on the way but if there was someone standing there like someone standing there yeah message for yourself it's the leaves very interesting well that's that's she moved the statue when her hand was on it i think she did i'm not that excited oh my god i think she did i think that statue is just a cheap little prop and she moved it when her hand now she's not super strength it's fine uh why did no one did no one noticed that when they were filming it it's at the beginning of the scene it's not much of a sacrifice to just do another take always has the most elaborate out wobbling a little bit is this her like uniform that's quite the uniformity [Music] wait a second that's great of the amazons it's almost cold in real life for i don't know uh i don't think so because that like that's a real place isn't it isn't that that looks like the pantheon or something parthenone the first thing that pops up in the google shrine of the amazons is the dc extended universe wiki oh yeah well it might be a fictional building in a real location maybe they took whatever was in here oh that wasn't stolen was it dr stone that was misplaced a while ago you misplaced they misplaced the mother box how do you draft don't you have cameras how the [ __ ] would that possibly have happened that's like an incredibly valuable item cameras are for communists and wonder woman well civilian style i think that did just a bad joke i think because he just has it at home with himself well yeah no yeah he's stolen it but like how the [ __ ] do you get away with that well i think he he was the one experimenting on it so they think he just has it and now that someone asked like oh that's been misplaced forever because that [ __ ] doesn't know [ __ ] anyways yeah how did he get it out of this place oh yeah that's stupid obviously but yeah yeah this boom boom thing that you're here to study that's the most valuable artifact on earth and they're letting bird [ __ ] on it they're letting go like rain like what the [ __ ] they don't let birds [ __ ] on stadium astro turfing and they're just like what the heck remember from remember from these snipers of the uh the parademon oh they're doing the meme and cover they had that as well yeah it's like a bunch of people got killed you'll think it's batman but it's actually the parody he's just putting up a scary image on the glass because it's just wait but what was the vision what was there a ceiling on there on the justice league there was also on there at some point i don't remember when in bvs but doomsday broke out of it and apparently they didn't repair the roof oh there's the plastics [ __ ] roof they could just paint whatever yeah looking for that they've got the money to get a new roof i think they do yeah people were taken by some kind of monsters monsters oh don't get it and they put a spooky filter over his voices standing there looking at the mother box especially how to make them oh oh my god you know what if you're just such a depressed [ __ ] then why don't you just [ __ ] kill yourself he said that already i know and i want to say it again because it kisses me exactly the last recording yeah the teen titans i can't help it it pisses me off also this is kind of a spectacular i thought it was over when he said um ma'am ma'am ma'am what are you doing this is a scene of an arson wait why does she need to i'm sorry what the [ __ ] how is she allowed in there how can she take that what the hell is happening why wouldn't that be an evidence there were cops and apparently nobody saw her why wouldn't they have taken that away wait there's threes okay so she needed to fly all the way to greece in order to confirm that an arrow was in fact shocked they would have been finished with their investors she's destroying this person's property kerosene i don't know wander weinstein but that kind of looked like bad ones those heels are made of [ __ ] vibranium that sliding down looked like bad woman i was trying to say by the way when he said you know a lot about monsters i was like oh it's kind of over it and then zoomed into cyborg that he would especially how to make them didn't think you were ready for them too for them to see the monster you are not a monster it's weird that you thought it meant me voice people who adore these films they need to have this sort of thing spelled oh what if one of the cops had taken that away what if someone yeah arrow why does she know that she had to bring that down this is like aquaman all over again so where is this place it has to be greasy [Music] how does putting an arrow in a stone slot make the door slide open i'm just going to point out that there was an english word on that burning i have so many questions that is a rag where are the other sources of light in this room coming from i'll wash myself with a rag guys i'm starting to get the impression that this is not going to be a good movie wait oh really maybe so we can move to the west i mean we only have three hours and 10 minutes left oh my god we're not even a quarter of the way and we're stuck underground we haven't even seen like flash yet yeah just be like oh you're right we saw him on tv instead instead of explaining to her what this is they had to go into a room with a bunch of paintings why didn't they just tie a message to the [ __ ] arrow email make some pictures i don't have computers i don't give a [ __ ] get one diana not wonder woman i already know this because of justice cut but oh are we getting some awkwatisms now hang on so the these are the point here is that this is gonna be the end of the world with the mother boxes right the amazonians are aware of this why the [ __ ] aren't they like panicking and getting the hell out of them scary and actively trying to help yeah they should be going out there to the atlanteans to man to diana specifically and being like we are in trouble like this is the end of the world they don't give a [ __ ] shot one arrow and hope for the best pathetic it's her problem she has to deal with it here we go again i feel like he's less safe on the outside of the boat than on the inside i feel like the imagery of a sneaking ship is so [ __ ] accurate oh he's going to slam him back on the table again right yeah oh yeah boy what'd you bring me breaking my backs wow what's up wow looky luckily i was holding the whiskey like i normally do actually the bartender does kind of look like jacob kane doesn't he there's no goo remember the goo there's no goo yeah the goo but he shows the goo after he drinks up really yeah oh that's no goo what was the goo i don't even remember what it was after he drank up he was looking at his hands like oh goo okay but there's nothing we don't have that explains why he pointed out that there was no goo yeah some cool aquaman music release the goop okay some cool rocks we're going to have to eat this pod what is this do you remember what for this was [Music] what the [ __ ] is this is actually a triangle that points upwards but like this is i don't even know what to take off my shirt litter in the ocean again the person who's littered the most has literally been aquaman this is so indulgent yeah there was lyrics in there someone got a king i'm assuming the lyrics tie into it it's like the storyline oh no oh wow no they cut he's just looking like he's having a stroke while he's swimming it looks like he's farting to propel himself yeah he james one worked with zack snyder to make sure that it would fit in well with the snyder cut so i'm wondering are the air bubbles not showing up in this cut are the air because the air bubbles were really stupid that's a good yeah i just want to notice that this could have been a very bright and vibrant and interesting scene under the water with the fish and the light this is this is so dull right that's the in fact i'm assuming that's not it's a statue of the tridents and the king who would be man [Music] oh wait no i want to clarify this i have that power the air bubbles turn up in the aquaman movie though yeah but willem dafoe couldn't make them no it was an old mirror right i can't remember him yeah is the one who can control water no oh my gosh look at him wow he looks like tommy wiseau he looks like a nut he looks not real he looks like he's not a real person why did they he looks so different than in aquaman why did they do that yeah because this is our snider's vision oh hold on so so he's like you're people a brutal petty superstitious race and uh wellness says is the surface any different and he goes nobody calls me king of the surface what kind of comeback is that but also were they superstitious in aquaman i don't know go to the stronghold of atlantis protect the box speaking of mother box the time has come take up your mother's trident i'm sorry they're saying the stronghold of atlanta so they're gonna actually show the motherbox in atlantis as we see it in aquaman right so this is the problem the major problem with continuity is the atlantis is enormous there's no way they would let the mother box be held by like a couple of atlanteans in some distant [ __ ] room well they would definitely keep it uh somewhere within range of those camps i was gonna say i think that both for the atlanteans and for the themskerans or amazonians whatever they should have it in the heart of their cities it's the most important thing they have it's the end of the world if they lose that box yeah well the amazonians they they didn't do much about it either that's what i mean it's so dumb literally all or nothing you keep it where all of your city's defenses are going to be if you lose the box it's game over decide decide what you're saying that's another character oh okay okay this is new it's out of my box power to turn random they're a primitive species unevolved and at war with one another too separate to be one oh get it at least doesn't move you freaking their free will must be ripped from them like the other worlds yeah why can't they all be leftist in one glorious belief to serve him also don't leak in my holograms i found one of the three the one that woke and called to me the other two still sleep the other two were sleeping why i thought they woke up when um superman yeah we saw that they're lying yeah they all did like vibrations or something when they got stream danced vibrate mighty steppenwolf who might have sat heath by the side of the great one a voice but undone by his self pride exposition let me make a plea that i may come home this world [Music] 50 000 more worlds and at what point are you like you're not getting struggling with juan right now that's some crazy interest i bet no protectors here no lanterns right green lantern please i guess no kryptonian how do you not know about superman well i guess yeah he said no no he died there haven't been kryptonians on here for ages it was only in the last 30 years that this guy showed up also my god i'm so i want to have a funeral dialogue at the background look at everything that was horrendous i hated this one of the ugliest movies i've ever seen in my life instead of doing what they should be doing they're like hey by the way remember your whole history let's go over that it's like what no why why would you say that why would you go all over you look at that what the [ __ ] that ain't water you know i paid millions of dollars for this building security you got your money's worth snyder's vision took me almost a minute to disable it how do you know how to disable like electronic security aren't you like make sure prototype troop carrier i once knew a man would have loved to fly it shut the [ __ ] up about steve already move on yeah jesus christ woman so the way i judge bad acting is i look at their eyes and i see if there's an internal monologue going on with her her eyes are just completely still and it radiates throughout her face well i think the best time you can tell for her is whenever she's in like action scenes and her eyes and eyebrows just stay still and it's like how ow yeah i'm thinking gorilla glue [Laughter] she does have that look about it what do they want to conquer they came here once before long ago oh yeah look at her eyes they're just completely oh look at how hairy his back is how does that stay on your head though that's a good question also for another time is that artemis [ __ ] me there's about three people in the dc universe atlanteans before their descent into the sea wait they just said the atlanteans before they were forced to under the water but they weren't forced on them they fell they stopped yeah and then they instantaneously evolved to breathe how long did amazon's live yes um forever is this taking place before the sahara was a desert then yeah i guess sorry yeah i feel like this is probably things to think about with oh boy oh yeah here we go dark dock man oh look at the high fidelity on that hand i think we're at a ps4 cut scene maybe i mean he doesn't [Music] how does he breathe with that omega like president chest yeah the dent on his chest wait i hope they go into like his motivation like his backstory and what drives him a power hidden in the infinity of space the infinity of space space he called forth mystics who worshipped and controlled three objects the mother boxes weather boxes indestructible living machines that's that's the part that you didn't believe he's gonna say he looks naked dude those sorcerers are just copy pasted yeah they look exactly the same now fellas do you go into battle with no armor or wait like i'm sorry he's trying to do the end game like why those guys should be in protected areas they are very important they shouldn't be in the middle of the [ __ ] battlefield you [ __ ] we have swords why didn't you guys attack earlier what the hell took so long yeah why would you white right so once again we've got aries like meeting up with men and amazons and yeah us how did they all get here you know what they're like mongols oh it's a great intern that's the one oh my goodness there he is oh my god he looks so he looks like a really badly drawn furry so is that so good is it the one green lantern that they have green lantern can like do basically anything with imagination i mean think of what it is why would ares fight to defend earth i thought he hated no error this is before that oh come on that guy sucks that that was not their best lantern you have spaceships how are you losing yeah these guys have swords yeah they broke it wow what i will there's hell yeah that kick was right no kill him yeah this is [ __ ] lame okay he did his oh my god why are you not starting out with this i think that was a magic guard arrow or something that's the only excuse yeah dude this was easy that was it this was easy wow that looked out right easy yeah and you know what you see the atlanteans charging in the wonder woman people and then you see man being like let's george like i feel good for you guys you're the only ones that don't have any [ __ ] powers i can't believe that like beat these guys and no other planet could wow you tell me tony's would lose to them like their power suits would allow them you know a huge advantage against push side there one superman would destroy all of these guys cyborg can take on dogs steppenwolf kicked the amazon's asses and don't tell me there aren't superheroes on other planets as well because well and also this is amazing green lanterns what about well so many super powered individuals in the universe they're they would not stand a chance if this is their track record i can't believe that that was the shittiest green lantern i've ever seen yeah that was one of the weirdest things he really was we are all in agreement that this is worse than than so so far so far i know but i don't think that there being more is going to help it it's been consistently worse well in fairness i've heard that cyborg's pretty good in this film from a lot of people we haven't seen him yet really so we haven't seen him yet you know what i've seen of him is like overt oh you make monsters dead are they putting him inside the kraken what are you doing containers wait why wait that's like uh that's like a slop it's like a machine like a like an arcade dumb claw machine why would you put it up here and not in like a vault buried and surrounded by layers inside the both the atlanteans and the amazons for putting in stupid places man [ __ ] buried it in the back of a forest so like here's the thing that's oh that almost seems like the way to go the fact that they can lock onto these things i mean we should put it in the heart of our defenses but did they know that i get do they know that i wouldn't want to risk this thing also that's some interesting head gear i'm just gonna like highlight it i don't know i feel like yeah spider's vision right there shallow grave yeah if you're gonna go with a you know hide a tree put it in a forest kind of thing i would have dug deep there really up here was the batman scene now snyder said like only 10 percent of his film made it into justice league honestly there's a lot of this in the other one but yeah this is just the last one but worse so far [Music] do you think optimus prime's gonna join the justice league i hope so central bank oh flash finally donkey take care how [ __ ] me how long did it take dogs he's a good person dog shut up holy dogs don't like him they know something's up with this guy no the bus didn't come then the bus did come back what a nice oh no that white man is going to kill that beautiful black woman was that was that lombard driving that truck i feel like that that's like a similar looking actor no don't do it no oh no oh [ __ ] oh actually that looks like homer simpson's voice actor driving the truck gonna get ruined [Laughter] here we go central city college i'm a criminal justice major you said you had experience walking dogs and she's also making the [ __ ] me eyes so they're both she's like they're not looking yeah yeah at least they can blame both terrible drivers oh there we go how is the car going so far oh my gosh seat belt either snyder wait he shredded his shoes but his clothes are still on oh yeah how wouldn't he shred his clothing if it shreds is this harry potter music no it doesn't what is the soundtrack why isn't she wearing a scene he has mild control it's not responsible she looks like he's no one else's responsible driver he's like a daughtering old man just like oh oh that's going to [ __ ] defeat yeah look at her face look at her face look at that she does not look like she's kidding that's not the face she's about to die yeah i'm so again i don't think she'd have much time dude how was the call there how did that happen wow what is the sound like what is the song choice here look at that okay okay this is kind of creepy please yeah they already no no he's thinking about the d now what the [ __ ] is happening what are you gonna do with that you don't do a fight right here all right okay oh now we'll see here he's gonna slip over the sausage guys he's gonna slip her the sausage the wiener in his pocket are we is he gonna check on the driver of the other truck and the hot dog guy well the driver in the other truck is probably is he about to snap her neck i thought guy is fine it's just his cart of that you also got to make sure that nobody's been hurt from the the resulting crap you know i feel like he shouldn't be in slow motion two if you know what i mean like he's slower than the rest maybe maybe make sure that the car doesn't crash into someone or oh see look he didn't even check wow that that's homer simpson i'm pretty sure that's all the glass you could just shatter glass you shouldn't just shatter real class i missed her plow that's my name [ __ ] up sausage card okay she had to have seen him out there and then run back in right yes she would have seen him looking at the girl because he was out there long enough for the car to like roll away and explode yeah she would have seen him and also like when the flash runs the room explodes with lightning oh this scene was terrible ugh the better introductory scene for barry was him going to the prison and driving guys look at his hands look at them they're like freaking hands how wouldn't the atlanteans be mobilizing because of this oh that is distracting now dude remember atlantean steel they can [ __ ] step and wolf up but also they must be really strong so the other ones are like oh [ __ ] he's going to throw me against the rock oh people have guarded the motherbox thousands of years how are you still speaking oh oh no close your mouth ah snyder why why did he why wouldn't you just open with that yeah there it is why ask him any questions when you could get a literal visual oh is he dead from that i don't know how much time did he waste interrogating him when he could have just stuck his spider on him i don't know i guess that scene could have lasted 20 seconds tops drag the guy is over he puts the spider on him you see the hologram done there's so much no underwater no half of that scene needed to be the pair of demons pulling the atlanteans out we needed thank god we're back to lois lane yeah the most interesting character in these movies oh this has been a movie already oh jesus christ we have so far to go she kept the cape she kept the cake man they let her keep the tape i don't i don't that can't be the cape can it do you think she runs around the apartment sometimes swooping the cape behind you no you know how ladies like they like linens and things maybe that's a bed sheet maybe that's just [ __ ] you know how when you were a kid you'd like put a blanket on pretend that it was a cape and you pretend that you were saving people when in this universe you're pretending to be superman you're like trashing the place oh yeah you like kicking the tv you know and scream like a monster and then snap your dog's neck punch several holes into the walls he said he'll fight with us more or less more more or more or less probably more or less he said no he said no why would bruce wayne lie to her and say that he would that he said yes why would he lie to her is it just to like make her better apparently amazon's went to war with atlantians yeah oh oh okay oh worried about it wow sexual attention okay so whenever he runs dude that dude just took out our guy organic you should be super easy to track down by the way yeah i mean yeah they know they know everything about it they know that his dad's in prison don't they like why wouldn't why have they taken this long to talk to barry hmm that's the thing the [Music] make some noise piece of [ __ ] superman's scream woke up the uh the boxes so that was the very moment he was stabbed back in bvs and then they called in um scare and queen to come and check the box out right yeah yeah yes they did but then there was the funeral for superman like all of that and then batman finding aquaman and flying to aquaman and then coming back a lot of time surely like i'm sorry one reason they had the paradigm and thing in the reshoots because they realized that was a problem and yeah i'm starting to wonder about this timeline i don't i'm not sure if this lines up right so i don't think it does yeah so all of this is happening right after bvs meanwhile you've got suicide squad that has to happen after bvs2 oh my god you're right so you're right okay by the way i just have to ask mahler you're bruce wayne you're trying to assemble a team of metahumans right the first thing that you would do is get to the guy that's easiest to uh to access that's the flash when you get that guy jump you can bring the flash along you can you can bring the flash along to the other meta humans that you try to hire right and like hey this is my guy he's the flash he runs around they're down by four and they can't just make a field goal right i mean i've already went through all of how like it doesn't make any sense already i i don't even you don't use this exactly by the way he worked real hard and also it's okay if the clock runs out it's the end of the play gosh frankie it's like you don't even know phil yeah even i knew that frank what the [ __ ] i don't know anything about american football yay we did it yeah but in american football the clock always runs unless someone basically yeah well for the point of this scene the the last play of the game calm down it's just a game of football he probably won the trouble my dad wasn't there to see me my dad wasn't there to see me win the game so i'm sad that's worth something right his dad is uh yeah but he wants to approval of his dad yes his dad is milestones oh [ __ ] we're gonna see the accident remember oh yeah i think the car might explode or something well this is the dc universe so i'm assuming a car is just going to hit them what involves in a car accident in this movie what if this is like a kryptonian thing where superman smashes into something and the debris falls on him and that's how he becomes cyborg i honestly think you can give it a motherbox falls i guess i can already see how this is going to improve cyborg because this explains probably why it's so standoffish against his dad and yeah yeah there it is oh she wasn't looking is that the same truck driver who almost said iron it's coming from a different way it's the same it's the same truck driver from the opening flashback in shazam i don't even know i don't i don't know if they're telling us whose fault that was they're just yeah no it's just like an accident i just like to think that he just always kills people when reaching for like um i can't believe i didn't even get we didn't get to mention that he showed a shot of the [ __ ] sesame seed flying into the camera like what did he do why such a joke i won't let you die also i feel kind of bad because this is he's like a good actor and he's putting it yeah he is like this is kind of like good yeah yeah yeah silas stone he seemed pretty good in justice league yeah i feel like this is good material for a better movie if that makes sense i feel like this could have been its own movie movie absolutely this should have been the song i would watch a cyborg movie if it was like this yeah as long as he didn't go overboard with his abilities yeah like some powers you know you can balance cyborgies that would be easier well cyborg you just make kind of like iron man right yeah sonic cannon uh [ __ ] um super strength super durability maybe yeah maybe he's able to like access uh computers and [ __ ] but to a limited degree so it's not like yeah it's super super can sort of hack into different vehicles like that that that can work you can make that work yeah well we actually have a better cyborg come on just say it say booyah it's your thing one like the have i ever said booyah you have said booyah 31 times since the accident doom patrol tv show actually what is this you wanted to know mel better i really enjoy that version of cyborg oh is this video live yes i didn't ask for this not verbally but your desire was clear since when did you start reading my subconscious i'm just really annoyed that it took us 75 [ __ ] minutes to get here yeah getting it are you serious oh my god we're not even like oh still in the intro this tasting is awful your physical strength is just the tip just the tip the tip of the tip the tip oh man so much wasted potential [ __ ] me let's see i gave compliments to the cyborg bits so therefore i'm not biased look they're showing them trump they used to left something oh yeah i like that this is better than what they do with most of the heroes in this universe yeah i like how he's like trying to control each individual jet as well it's amazing to me we've got about half an hour of space left before he'd run out if he was in 2017. yeah yeah insane wait what in the world of ones and zeroes you are the absolute master no firewall can stop you no encryption can defy you it can happen we're all at your mercy vic from our power grids to our telecommunications everyone's lives are controlled and dominated by complex digital networks that will bend without effort to your will uh this is like dr manhattan's kind of a sequence in watchmen is access to like everything look at that green screen looks like a screensaver is it supposed to because this is like a fake i guess maybe digital we can't help it's in his mind it's entire nuclear arsenal you could launch with a thought we need to talk blank we need to talk about this yeah i don't know if i'd give him that kind of power like silas i don't know if he gave it to him on purpose right he tried to save him but he didn't know oh the world's money you're literally having a bear and a [ __ ] a bear in a bowl fight yeah oh yeah they're symbols for sure it's very subtle the world's monetary systems and its complex interactions will seem as easy to manipulate for you as a child's play thing cereal wouldn't you want the ball to win though like if your homework is like oh yeah to win we have issues he's got some big nuts yeah he is opia's [ __ ] dude i'd be terrified if i'd accidentally give him my son accident oh was that a smile did i see a [ __ ] smile oh my god smile what do you hate being alive i guess he's already coming around good man now come on i feel like there could have been a really good cyborg movie oh yeah cyborg is a great [ __ ] character you can do so much with him when you know i know in the comics some of the comics he's nifty um okay so is this the first or second major improvement over justice league all right this this is categorically better like yes the first or second because there was this the slight improvement in the beginning with it being more consistent with i mean i'm not writing these down like i'm just i i would agree with you southport this is like the second improvement that comes to mind we've had some serious problems though as well she's got yeah shitty tip he's watching him she gave him she's giving her money oh she's a good person she made so little but she gave like what little she had to that if you look below because she's a really good person you see the he's got a visual representation of a bank and a very low amount of money yeah just like the piles of money also give you loads of money i kind of like the idea that you have if you were a digital creature like cyborg but you have a human brain you would have a visual representation in your mind to like make sense of all the data i think that makes sense it's intuitive it's like a mind palace yeah exactly even needs even more time though you guys right he needs his own movie this would be like there's so much to take yeah this is yeah the the delivery mechanism for all of this information is really well i think what's real yeah it does feel like so rushed which is funny for this movie that's so long but like you could have a movie of him trying to figure out how much he should do and how little he should do and like how he should because this is about to steal money this is going to cause problems because if yeah that's the thing if however much just waltzes into a bank account the irs will inspect the [ __ ] out of that yeah yeah like the joker will [ __ ] with the irs i'm crazy enough to take on batman but the irs no thank you no gotham national no she couldn't have so that will be taken back it'll be taken back yeah that's the thing like you can't just create money i know like this is one of those probably yeah you might actually destroy that how you do this how you do the cyborg is you print the the cash and you drop it off at her house no no no you do the robin hood where you steal from the the greedy horrible people who do like legit bad things to get their money who extort and are criminal in their activities and you take it from them and you give it to the good people who need it and he could be like a digital robot this is the thing we don't know where he got the money from necessarily he just oh oh okay so i'm not i'm not too happy with that payoff there because like i'm worried about her now no i feel like she's going to be interested i don't need to understand what happens when you just saw the seed of a good idea yeah yeah yeah if we gave you three of the tickets it means we'd be taking them away from someone else who already has them and that would be stealing which is bad i wish i had 1500 that's counterfeiting which is of course bad you know what you should have done he should have rigged the lottery for her yeah he could do that he couldn't smell the mother box from behind a pane of glass how did it get here it got to the outside of his mouth but he couldn't make it the next one yeah but when it gets close his smell turns gay oh you know what this whole delay with the mother box is getting scary and angry and stuff it's literally just to allow the film to happen that's all that's it there's nothing else to do yeah because they didn't have any films for these other characters he's doing criminal justice to get his dad out of jail right listen like justice league i'm pretty sure that's in justice league this is just like the steppenwolf scene it's a really bad exposition like let me tell you everything you're doing and then he goes dad stop saying all these things that i know please and this is all to pay for a criminal justice degree huh for what huh let's see as i talked to my father who's still in prison for the murder of my mother which he didn't commit yeah how did i get interested in criminal justice i can't remember oh boy like i hope with these four hours we get a way better pay off for these two instead of i got a job yeah because they've already established he's in here wrong i feel like if you know about the movie for contractual reasons so they got to recast him the contractual what did he do did he break the contract he has another movie he needs to do so he can't come back i am a drag on your life okay um please don't ever say that to me again this doesn't really hit as well because this is our only time seeing these kids this could have been a whole movie again this could have been a whole movie yes i was oh this could have been a movie this could have been his own movie because we just went through all these steps here here here and then bam justice league yay you make it you make a flash movie you show him visiting his father in prison it's just kind of a standard uh routine day in the life kind of visit and then as time goes by he's like i need to give up on me like towards like the end of the second act that's what you do well yeah because they're relying on our basic empire it's so rushed still you know no i know so something that bothers me about flash's powers in these films is that his suit still has like the gold lightning um details on it but his lightning is blue now yeah and also it makes everything explode which i feel like is a logistical kind of concern if they want to establish he wears the suit because it doesn't affect it's not so he ripped out of his shoes but not the rest of his clothes that's what i mentioned it's the first thing i mentioned in that stupid scene whoa that looks so unsafe oh is bruce wayne going to be there barry allen barry daley is he going to throw a batarang this time yes because that was in the original promo while snyder was still directing what's it tell me about this that was one of the first things we saw of uh this version of the flash is him getting a batarang thrown into space during the comic conference whoever you're looking for this is a person who looks exactly like me but who is definitely not very attractive jewish boy to be fair i would understand why a jewish person somebody really upset by someone finding their hiding place he drinks milk i don't drink milk okay he's quick character viola all the costumes are the same problem they're all too busy fluent in sign language guerrilla sign language real sign language i don't like that that's gorilla grodd oh yes oh yeah i get i like that of course it means nothing if you don't know anything about splash but yeah look man i don't know who you are but whoever you're looking for there you go there wasn't there's just no reason for this yeah this was just like uh the only thing that could happen from this would be bad yeah he has a line i know you have abilities i just don't know what they are so i'm going to throw a batarang in your face well he knows he's fast from the recording but again i think it doesn't matter what if you caught him off guard and he [ __ ] killed him yeah like why don't you throw a non-lethal object at him throw a can at his face or something this is his way by the way of being like i'm batman it's like you're just sad i'm batman he's a batman what was that noise what is the soundtrack i'm putting together a team people with special abilities you see i believe enemies are coming stop right there i'm in you are so if he'd actually found him earlier would've just been streamlined right in and because he had super speed he could have gone to all the other people faster and prove the very yeah we mean business is he just really fast because he's just really fast he's not like speed force no no no i'm not asking that i'm saying is he just really fast because like there's nothing in the world that well it just happens well i don't know if it's really fast explain here like usually he's struck by lightning at the same time he's being splashed by chemicals while he was working at a lab so it's like i don't think we're getting comfortable somehow but we never got an explanation you got struck by lightning i yeah that's the abridged version yeah this is the video wow oh my goodness that is dangerous it's not like it's one of those things we talked about underneath a while ago but just like the will is coincidentally there's a guy who can run really fast in the world that has this kryptonian [ __ ] going on and batman's decision to be a vigilante she's like yeah i guess so okay yeah the origins are all like at the same time rather than being a little bit spaced out which would have been a little bit more yeah realistically hence there are some properties or ips whatever that try to have an origin point for a lot of different people at once in the comics you have superheroes that stretch back to world war ii and they had a team back in world war ii so like it's an historical precedent while in this it's just kind of like oh they're appearing now oh mr prince let me do that no that's okay i can do it myself would you like to have some uh no thank you if you put the water in first of course so we don't scrawl the tea that's great that's probably enough tea all right you sure you don't want to have some i won't thank you and then leave it to mash i will i will i don't like that she's not respecting the british man's desire for good teeth yeah yeah he knows better than you wonder woman it's gauntlet lined with specialized polymer solar cells we borrowed this from the kryptonian scout ship maybe you should uh are you going to shoot why are you aiming at where the computers are why are you doing that yeah you didn't even know it was going to work imagine if that misfired and it just like exploded so i like seeing scientist alfred though no i like it too oh yeah so do i the gorman's kind of what was that sorry energy energy yeah okay yeah so it's for the parademon guns you can absorb them oh he's not gonna come back with horrible demon noises again is he team to do everything something is not working she's a genius something is not working now why would he do it in spooky writing why wouldn't that can't possibly be a trap why would he yeah like i feel like he's more central in the justice league cut it was well that was quicker than the justice division right because he actually he's like hello why are you blah blah or something yeah all right well yeah like i feel like in the justice league it's more like a scared little kid trying to reach out but he doesn't really know if he can trust anyone but just like this is clearly not a real place i like how people give christopher nolan a lot of credit for these films when he would have like shot all practical uh-oh where is everybody this is a city there should be people around it's really late shut up yeah we see cars everywhere people people around when it's late no it's scary no look look it's just because you know a lot of people died in man of steel so nobody's listening yeah diana you know who i am i know more than you can possibly imagine then maybe you already know i need your help the world does [ __ ] the world here we go hello i'm back i kept it playing you're all good i was making comments on the gauntlets and the everything it was it was in the tee yeah he just said [ __ ] the wheels did we not just have a whole scene of him trying to look after somebody in the world yeah this looks like he was also wasn't he wearing a hoodie in justice league what part of this looks like a gift to you well porter this looks like like he literally turns off a power grid and flies in and he's like which part of this is a gift to you and like oh you're dumb also why wouldn't he be wearing the hoodie like that is a smarter way of he likes the feeling of being naked in public i lost someone i loved once i shut myself off from from everyone no you didn't yeah you yeah you did lose them twice yeah you lost and you didn't shut yourself off oh more lens flare and just like a supermarket you see she's the same as him because they're locked off even though she's not the truth is i'm still working on it and if you ask to meet me you're working on it too uh so so here's the thing you do not look like a hideous metal man um there's a bit of a difference right here okay in theory there's a version of this kind of a scene that makes sense but it ain't this one no she says she's still working on getting over the guy that she knows she is and you've been you've been over it for like 30 years no that was not oh he's gonna is he gonna dig up superman's i'm gonna hack into the coffin is this his access okay so he's going to dig up his mom's corpse and try to resurrect her with a mother box and then she's going to be a horrible cyborg woman they should call him victor graves i like that oh what's wrong you can't hack the dirt [Laughter] you're gonna dig up your mother's grave i think he's does he got the box with him yeah i think sorry i think oh he's just he's just hiding it yes crew was just saying yeah he's gonna try oh yeah oh yeah he's coming out in the back cleaning heads okay okay okay he knows he's not that smart he knows the spooky bugs can hack onto him because it just came specifically into his apartment why would he drop it in the middle of nowhere he went on the internet and he went to reddit chan and looked up advice from the internet wait what's this what is that 3.5 million calvin what wait 3.5 million kelvin that's that's jesus that's liking christ that's like how high this is the temperature of the core of the sun why the sun in kelvin 10 billion degrees what um okay so just to be sure the surface temperature of the sun is 58. 58. it's 58. the core is about 10 billion that glass must be made of super gloss so no the the temperature of the corona is over a million kelvin i watched the kurzgazaks video where they said that if something that hot got exposed to the surface of earth it would like credit bringing mata from here to our lab is what experts call a very bad idea clear explosion as soon as it arrives in our lab the extreme pressure that holds the plasma tightly together is gone and the material explodes with the power of a thermonuclear weapon yeah when you get to extremes things start to get really crazy get really fluffy as it were our lab as well as the city around it will be destroyed in an instant with our lamp destroyed we can abandon the illusion that we're trying to do any science today there's a reason why there's not many in justice league remember he had a big spooky bug just appear next to him i wonder if it'll make more sense in this one i'd like to think that tape recorder has been in the family for generations and he just brushed it he's a scientist he can put it back together oh the wine didn't break that was nice oh yeah he's a considerable really annoying oh oh turn around we're not even halfway through by the way shut up don't make sense no it does because the guy has the scent of the mother box on him like the atlanteans no the problem is him sneaking up on him somehow oh i think he was a quiet parademon jk simmons is a really good casting choice for commissioner gordon we only got it for one movie yeah and i'll go as far as i even got his hair right oh such a waste okay molly i care about what you're gonna say i get it eventually just keep checking away until i can finally get it out uh [ __ ] now i've forgotten what i was gonna say he's good at everything he does that was what i was gonna say he's a good casting choice for every [ __ ] role yeah he's really good in whiplash one of the greatest actors currently working like look different now like they had pincers before damn oh are there were their wings going through the railing when they were right i wouldn't question it the [ __ ] cgi is absolutely awesome oh that was an important scene you could have cut all of that yeah yeah yeah that was important it was like saturday's vision to know that they carried him here it's so dumb there's so much of this film that's not important jesus christ you must be barry i'm diana hi very i'm diana that's not right oh great that's kind of funny it's not as good as the batcave line but it's pretty good it's pretty solid it's pretty solid it's so cool finally i hate being underwater from this film this scene is gonna highlight so much that aquaman and this film are just not at all aware of each other like they're gonna be the amount of weaponry and defenses they have in aquaman compared to this like look at this yeah but these five guys have guns pathetic [Music] they're making weird fish noises they're not it's in direct conflict also have you forgotten only the royal blood people can do this not regularly not sending reinforcements he's a short-sighted is he is cruel you're british he's short of sight he's all supposed to be pretty we're the people in the scene she's not just british she's like yorkshire british for my phalanx so you're telling me that king orm doesn't give a [ __ ] about the box that literally ends the world if he loses it really apparently not busy oh man they have five people in an empty room this is pathetic terrible at least the amazonians like you could say bless their heart but these guys aren't even trying yeah the amazonians like they were bad but this is so much worse also we're doing the jump scare wow also i just i can't take the atlantean drilling does he not like it you're in water you can move you can swim that's what he's doing because i i understand him bouncing off walls but when he's in the just keep doing that so yeah just keep doing that he's [ __ ] yeah spam him look at him just spam that forever and then you win well she [ __ ] up oh you waited a long time oh no i'm not going to kill you why isn't he killing important why is she acting like why is he letting her do this kill it what are what the [ __ ] is he doing right now he needs to get the box kill it how is he standing no he's not standing with anything you're right [Applause] are you taking the water out of it she's draining the water from his body i guess just kill him blood bending oh why didn't you just squeeze her neck and kill her instantly she could have died seven several times oh she's so lucky she's got a contract she's in the next movie all right bring it bring an aquaman come on where is he he could have killed amber heard and he failed the biggest [ __ ] insult in this movie damn it steppenwolf do it do it do it do it do it damn it [ __ ] you aquaman first character really lucky that he got here at this particular time that is indeed there are so many reasons why this all of this shouldn't be happening this way like it's like this place is empty and this is where the box is sorry where are the paradigm is there a floating parademon he's like hey where would the words you come from wouldn't it be like a whole army of them nah they can't swim why isn't mera helping him she got thrown she got punched oh okay she should be knocked out i think man you're hanging on that shot for a really long time oh nice where is mirror guys oh jesus well there you go well no drag it out for 30 more [ __ ] minutes mira get him get him all right it was almost like he said something that's just an audience she's right she didn't do anything damn man i hate this movie we're almost oh this is real so this is no why would you make air it's harder to stand up if there's air yeah like eye just falls over like remember guys we were robbed we were wait parker told me you would come take up your mother's pride the first born of beloved queen atlanta why'd you mock him he saved your life doesn't surprise me of her oh snyder's vision why is she british i don't get it what happened he's so funny horrible looking scene of sniders my parents died in the wars wait your parents didn't die in the worst your dad's still alive and aquaman you [ __ ] liar yeah her dad's the king her dad's your girlfriend yeah right what was his name yeah dragon baby yoda they're like spritzing his chest with water between cuts because it always it's always like freshly dripping this is this movie and aquaman downright can't co-exist no they can't no but remember aquaman's the sequels of the snyder cut says you defeated steppenwolf so like clearly yeah i don't get it why did jack snyder think that they would need air bubbles to speak on the water that's stupid just have them speak also because like actually know very little about atlantis in his movie yeah he knows nothing about it yeah wait wait wait wait wait you know funny in this one like wow zack snyder's version is that they go to speak to each other right that'll be funny in the opening of that scene she walked up to the guards and she pointed and went like yeah that's apparently how they do it oh man because by the time they're making justice league they knew they were doing an aquaman film did he not care that that would make it really difficult for anybody making a film that they would have to have and then subtitles what if he put the second box in and it wasn't lined up right and he had to like take it out and keep trying to get into it i think schneider has like this hyper focus on his version of realism which is very selective to say the least okay okay well fringing allegedly james one and zack center worked together on aquaman like james wong was trying to make aquaman line up with the snyder i feel like james one didn't give a [ __ ] like about i feel like they both ended up watching this and that's becoming damn clear what i mean it panned out for him because i made one more money why why are putting mother boxes into the statue making a giant dome i don't know sort of the magic thing the prisoners wait did he really hold it yeah i was gonna say this is just a copy of the other scene they will tell me what they know or i will rip it from them okay just rip it from them don't ask me use the spider you pointy [ __ ] why why did i do this change i agree i agree with you why does batman look like it's very dramatic oh not really is flash going to uh to not notice them disappearing in this cut too oh wow they just they really just vanished huh how did he not notice them vanish i thought that was like a jaw sweet injection for a joke i don't know i guess we'll find out i just like the image of joss whedon with a joke syringe in the original car 10 percent [ __ ] well so [ __ ] yeah i assume we've nine how did you get here without anyone noticing your rockets he flew across it's nighttime gosh also yeah just like finished now right like it's over yeah yeah i think we're at the halfway point almost insane and i was having more fun oh as well i think it's a better pace than this that was snappy like yeah it's visual effects were shitty but god damn they didn't have time to finish this film had like 10 months and they still suck [ __ ] me man what i would do with this license yes snyder's vision eight shits night a box hilarious this doesn't come anywhere close to batcave nowhere close i was going to mention so the box is lost to the atlanteans shouldn't the kingdom be like [ __ ] we're going to surface we're going to get that yeah did this happen to you oh [ __ ] it happened to you that's not good where's the humans humans guys where's your mother yeah there's no they didn't maintain any kind of two dollar bill that's weird why did they throw this your face must be here why a two dollar bill why not two face uh well i mean two dollar bills are really rare they're very very uncommon so he must have very specifically picked out a two dollar bill to be the bill on the ground representative but they do exist attempt at this movement ah man just slowly why why oh my god do you remember because you could infer that you don't have to you see it like god damn it actually showed them all climbing that's correct don't engage alone we do this together oh shut up that's exactly what you want we're a league are we gonna have a slow scene of them trying to get across by the way we don't have to see all of this by the way we have to see how all of them cross the chasm we could have cut here honestly how come cyborg's gun isn't automatically why would he be asking him questions if he's got the spider how did uh none of the pair of demons hear them crossing that chasm i did why i thought each one of these guys was like trevor had one spider really missing superman right now you know you guys are pretty close by like i probably hear you you're being really loud also i can't call your defenses should be actually have we not had that line yet not in this movie you have been near another box the yeah that hurts he did less damage than wonder woman did in the intro wait wait he just said you carry the scent too but stronger why wouldn't you go to immediately the strongest scent i hate you railing oh oh so now he shoots him damn wow this is different that could have hit his dad yeah oh my god that is failing in fairness he he shoots him in the jaws cystic one that looks so [ __ ] oh he's getting all spiky look at that but not like your sister's stronger what's cyborg doing right now oh you're a person with a sword if they just don't go near you you're [ __ ] that's half and everything just don't go near it it's still in there but they they can't hit [ __ ] oh he what the [ __ ] what is he doing a little quicker what oh yes if only someone could move them up quicker someone perhaps are you [ __ ] kidding me right now he's just flash what are you doing he's boosting wow that's all he's doing dude it comes across as mocking not as building morale we need you to fight look at this batman's actually like getting hurt oh my god flash help your friend you said you wanted friends what's that was that cgi i don't know that was cgi how is it they made the cgi character look like he was waiting for his turn oh that was cg i'd say but batman steppenwolf's right there batman literally anywhere else but his wrist wow man i need the night crawler i'm glad the back crab made it in why wouldn't the bat crab be on its way this is the fighting steppenwolf sorry i didn't bring a sword as he was running they like shot his bracer okay they're pulling a mandalorian here thank you alfred don't mention it that was necessary all right then don't mention it you know it's kind of annoying me that wonder woman's doing all the work right now i'm okay with one of them looking after okay he's doing something finally oh oh there you come up at that speed what dude the flat one you are the flash you move at the speed of light scream no you could forget it last time this does like why do they keep getting everything wrong so terrible you wouldn't they made him so like cool with that one parademon and that and it's just been consistently downhill from there what is he doing he's just standing up oh geez steph will's just he's still up there just keep getting his ass out i guess he's not stuck in the wall oh okay so batman you should be terrified right now yeah yeah no he we don't even get any reaction [ __ ] the sword wonder woman go and help him you have super human strength you can fly you've got the lasso so so you're flashed your flash do you help batman do you help batman against the the guard demon or do you help her catch her sword down there you probably need to go back outside and make sure cyborg is okay i can't believe this the flash is just nerfed all the time yeah they have him doing [ __ ] that's so inconsequential because he would just end the fight every time you know the thing he did where he pushed a power demon do it to steppenwolf yeah that that was that was super effective oh whoops [Applause] he's gonna slip again again yeah there we go wow that should hurt him a lot yes it should yeah remember you can get wounded like a normal dude a rat look at that remember batman the one human on your team wow jesus yeah i feel really bad for batman in this [ __ ] movie like he doesn't get appreciated it's still bad for me [Music] they just make him so worthless are you all right master wayne are you all right i don't know his whole team abandoned him yeah they just stopped fighting his [ __ ] worthless here that's what i mean wonder woman standing there posing like an armistice hit the things hit the thing do it [Music] super fyi have the reunion later also why would that stop you from moving why would that stop the speed force that is a good question yeah i don't get it i'm so [ __ ] tired of yodeling woman and we're about halfway in expect more yodels oh look [Music] wait sorry we're stuck he's still on the other side of the tunnel i guess he fell did he not get up straight away did he just go oof my back relax alfred i'll take it from here uh do i know you yes you should totally know him yes he's part of the justice league you know exactly who he is it makes no sense to me that bruce wouldn't patch them all in and have them be able to talk alfred would give them information they would need it's the same as the [ __ ] first cut but at least i know now it's snyder's fault that wasn't part of the zack snyder vision huh it would be really funny if it was he saw it in josh's cut that he was like oh that was [ __ ] again we're going to have another man aquaman great that you were here at this moment yeah there he is man that was lucky that was swamp worm yeah i i can't believe actually you can run faster than that come on well remember she can run a super speed so blah blah blah yeah she can she sleeps all over the place yeah aquaman yeah she's fast enough to stop a bunch of bullets the only atlantean interested in doing any of this it's insane how about that i think he's the only one keep moving look at wonder woman she's just watching it too this is really heavy please go it will go as far as saying like for one i don't know i didn't i don't think that's a power he's supposed to have in his movie for sure but like also why can't why is this hard for him you'd think if he has the magic to stop water it probably wouldn't be like i don't know i guess i don't understand the limits i i stupid consistently in these movies well they could just ride it up to the top right couldn't have just held on there i like how this this armored thing is supposed to be like a really big deal and it shoots three pair of demons and then gets [ __ ] up yeah i mean yeah right i don't know again i feel like it's just because they didn't help that bad they just let him get dilated by him so we need to see where batman's like all right you all should not have abandoned me [Music] did he just bail like i'm more vulnerable than any of you you really need to help me out here smarter than all of you and i can keep like facilitate our travel much better than i do i'm a master strategist and tactician you guys have to make sure that i'm safe they called him back you know these phone calls are getting annoying he has to take him in the same place which is really funny the space phone what oh there's thumbs on his hand he's an alien they do look did it look like they'd have much of an actual function i would like to thank joss whedon for actually changing it because holy [ __ ] wait what yeah he's not even using one of them to hold the axe they really it does really seem like he's vestigial yeah but he's making seven claw marks with his seven fingers yeah cause seven is the number of the dark side on this oh it is here right sorry okay wait wait wait wait he should know that right his parents have the scent of it you were just interrogating the guy you were just not irrigating a human clearly he's referring to something else evidently oh is it the big lava symbol is it dark side it's like it's simple magic is this the battle they lost for it yeah thousands of millions of years ago together right why haven't they taken this long i was gonna say just write it a book you won't forget it didn't uh diana say they did what no world had ever done sent the enemies back into the stars what the [ __ ] you're going to feel yeah gather your forces and attack again hey you know what i got my mom's grave a second time oh yeah he said no protectors here no lanterns no kryptonium why isn't he invading why isn't dark side how about why yeah without your spaceship how about all the years that there wasn't a kryptonian of course superman came up they came here but like uh they established that specifically and it's just like so why not use a boom tube and get all of everyone here before almighty dark side came to the throne he searched the universe for the ultimate weapon about show up like to leave the key to controlling all life and all wills like the multiverse exposition that would kill you right all life in the multiverse jesus christ okay it can take seconds to destroy and zach is perfectly capable of doing before mighty dark side came to the throne he searched the universe for the ultimate weapon the anti-life equation the key to controlling all life and all will throughout the multiverse can yeah in single casual throwaway lines we found it hidden on a primitive planet things that you've completely built up if they are said by characters you should know better the story of the defiance is well known they already knew it was this planet what the [ __ ] but you already knew it it is earth the anti-life equation is carved into the surface of this you have to have already known this wait what equation they're actually it sounds like a placeholder name they forgot what planet he says like it's on this primitive planet and he's like oh wow really it's like you know this like what yeah i don't understand [ __ ] oh we do it yeah here he comes thanos always getting naked [Music] he might actually see his ass against seven guys can it be true that you have found it you already know what oh jesus christ dark side's stupid as well why is he stripping the dark side is here yeah if it is redemption you seek find the third box synchronize the unity and when this world is scorched i will come for my great prize why the [ __ ] are you coming down come now come to earth use your integrated power and help grab the third box no lanterns no kryptonians the [ __ ] factions don't even care about each other come now you kill them full strength that this planet was like blah blah blah fighting against each other i'm gonna just say it at least zod did not have this many resources that he simply didn't use release the world engine zod used the resources that he had i'm sorry i am so sorry i think darkseid might be one of the worst dceu villains yet he's destroyed a hundred thousand worlds no it's okay you know what that's the big no it's not okay it's okay it happens a lot when i'm watching a terrible movie well we're on movie two now yeah if there was a part one in part two this is where that was where the split would be the big reveal of the anti-life changes that's such a dumb name why didn't they destroy the boxes i guess i can't that would have been something i would have included in the script we tried to destroy them but we [ __ ] couldn't because they're magic [ __ ] remind me are flamethrowers not a thing why don't we just destroy it fire doesn't destroy the boxes oh there you go rex they asked if they could destroy it and he said no oh okay someone [ __ ] asked yeah there you go i'm glad that barry allen was smart enough to address that they only asked fire how do we know you're not working for them it's a long story you got somewhere else to be tell us best character in this movie all right this is the history of the box if i'm not mistaken right the nazis found the box sorry about that no no it's good that you found it that's a real swastika oh my god oh hi five zach would you think that they'd have i guess edgy zack snyder would definitely wait wait wait is that a chest he's opening right yeah they put the boxes in like i thought he's just [ __ ] torching the box in half like wait a minute i guess uh i guess the germans didn't have anything like an energon to break it i still by the way something um justice league was why he would assume this box would save victor's life the researcher harnessed the power of the mother box you know what i mean like harness the power of the mother box like that's just the thing you do well because if someone gave me like a big generator and was like save this guy's life i'd be like i don't [ __ ] how did you know this would happen and why did it happen why did the motherbox do this they've barely mentioned superman in this film by the way yeah oh [ __ ] you're right superman is supposed to be in this movie oh my god you're right we're just about to get to that point in theory it could be an hour down the road but turned into this turn into this awesome looking sign it's better than death right i feel like you could make yourself look more awesome sorry guys would you rather be dead or looking like cyborg and being able to i would rather be able to do it i'd rather be able to fly but i guess there are parameters like i guess he has to have a cyborg penis like you know i don't think he has a i don't think he has one i'll take it i can give him the boxes don't think in terms of healing or killing alive or dead they rearrange matter at the will of their masters regenerate reinstate reinstate this is only a means to an end anyway right in his mind palace he's in his uh organic form right that's right the bat cave line wasn't part of zack snyder's vision yeah yeah that was josh's vision thank you zach goss's vision ranks how do you feel i believe we got a swastika instead of the batcave line i know we're all thinking the same thing right now oh they've got that music who's gonna say it i'm not gonna say it superman that was really unnecessary but okay yo look at it hi man you're gonna do a hologram yeah you can't you can't just leave it up to us to figure out what you guys are talking about when you've got the superman theme this is stupid why would he do this because he uh he's i would probably be doing [ __ ] like this there is just no subtlety with the movie there is none they do not want to love this stuff they don't have the they don't have the mental capacity to pick up ones they do not want to leave anything up to inference well the stuff that they do come out and be clear on is terrible so i don't even know what the best cause of action is you're a long way from kansas they could be next door would you say that she's not in kansas anymore schneider school of geography kansas can be anywhere it's just outside kansas isn't a place it's a people all the better for superman to fly around in yeah [Laughter] work and we're talking about otters and bathtubs and they're going to say you're not giving the movie a fair chance this is an initial watch through i will watch this film again before the effect on it no you won't i will no no have you met me fellas i have additional screenings of this book with other people i'm scared i can't believe you're going to watch this again i've got to i've got to make sure we get them references right that's our brand yeah yeah we really actually i might i might we want you to i will have to remind you as well i'm having to edit it hey you guys are rewatching many times how does that feel um i've got my summer i sword on standby because i want to commit seppuku oh you dare do it as long as there's another box so it'll bring you back you can do whatever you want after we get the ee fat movies up meme but you can't do it before i will i will persevere and then i will find the highest building and the highest tower of the world because i wanted to see you and then i'll spit off no i feel like as dull as this movie is i could i could believe some people might mistake this for the black and white version it's just so flat and dull and pale yeah ugly it's just depressing you can see why they were trying to salvage it with the over saturation oh yeah they they puffed it up if you will uh joss's version is just funny do you think it's like i'm watching do you even know we need to justify the justice uh cut he moved it into the offices so he can have colors like the first scene i mean it's especially because they they had their talk in in her office right and and just like yeah that would have been a full reshoot my question is okay show of hands which you prefer for color grading this or i'm partially colorblind so justice actually looks about right to me while this almost looks black and white well we had aquaman right what my brother was calling disgusting why was he um why is he doing this right here what the [ __ ] yeah shouldn't you that's a good question the world needs you too louis why in the world did you first shift into your martian manhunter form and then into swanway and why would somebody be here it's so weird in metropolis did he walk did he walk in his kent and walk out his gym and leaves is not martha don't [ __ ] know people are like martha's been in that building for three weeks now i can't believe it wait sorry but if if lois calls her and says that was a really good conversation what the [ __ ] are you talking about might do that why not visit her as swanwick yeah what do we have to lose we cannot try unless we activate the box as soon as it wakes up the enemy sees it comes activates the unity so what we have to lose is the entire planet to a bunch of genocidal aliens that's good to know so the logic is that by activating the motherboard so no wait but then victus when silas act wow aquaman that's dumb even if superman could return who's to say that he could defeat them come get it straight away yeah he's already activated it oh he's saying it yeah he's saying it now and aquaman was like oh well what's lady bring him back what if he can't even beat him he's like then he loses victor's father activated a mother box more than a year ago when superman was still alive didn't call out to steppenwolf none of the boxes did not until not until superman died no until so it happened because superman died all right but they activated when he screamed at them so what the [ __ ] the logic is what they're saying they activated why would it activate i don't know i have no idea so if they use it to resurrect superman i guess the logic is well superman's alive now so they're not going to come after the mother box is that the idea well all the books to be found no alfred in that scene superman has to be dead and it has to be active these two things are sometimes connected and sometimes not that seems to be what i've grasped now like the first motherbox was activated just by the screen anyway it's like okay second of the box same thing third one only if you activate it will it be found you know we could do this in a nanosecond right we could he was my hero wait are we actually getting character stuff during this well because these two were meant to have a movie together but yeah all he said was he was my hero that was it that was it yeah why wouldn't you have that why was how the [ __ ] is a fist bump racially charged thousands of years since atlanteans and amazon spoke how many thousands of years since our people spoke not even like a messenger raven or i was gonna say that that would just be the world is about to be destroyed yeah i would work yeah if aliens laid on earth i would fight alongside the french hate is useless yeah where are the lanterns where's the green lantern core once you introduce it to the universe that's going to cause even more problems well yeah i think the idea is like there's usually two green lanterns per sector right and the sectors are like enormous because it's all space we have the same saying uh usually starts out as one per sector and then they upgrade to two and then there's five for earth because earth has a lot of tisms going on because of all that superheroes i have a lot i love you you're just five thousand years old damn you're just i'm a big green lantern and everyone is just like oh how many of you oh i thought he i mean for a second how many green letters from the back yours yeah seven oh why seven you have five for earth it's like oh okay any luck if by luck you mean chance in hell will get it flying today don't know just have cyborg do it he can do that right no we need him to dig up a grave he's done it once before so we know that he can well yeah but he could have done this while he was there the flash could have been the grave instantly by himself yeah just go really fast and pick it up why are the rest of them there if they're not going to do anything i like the idea that aquaman and stuff are just they're sitting around and also there's like the green lantern honor guard which like covers all the sectors so what the [ __ ] yeah i guess the green lanterns are all just you know annihilated your guilts have become your reasons we said we would pause it because of your help or something like that are we still on the track to do that how do you know your team's strong enough even if they're not we're gonna try if you can't bring down the charging bull then don't wave the red cape at it it's not that good of a line you shouldn't well i was going to say so the idea here is like is it worth trying to resurrect him and activating that box and risking steppenwolf getting it if superman doesn't come back is something there the problem is like they're not doing anything else i guess they're not trying to contact the government they're not looking to use this [ __ ] spin again like why why aren't the amazons making their way to uh not earth but you know isn't that fascinating with this movie it's expeditious with really important plot points but just drags on things it doesn't need to like yeah what an accomplishment man man man but they had character scenes as long as the slow motion touchdown or the sesame seed the slow motion saving the girl that does not look like she's about to die in a car crash oh [ __ ] me man i'm uh man wow what guys i'm sorry i think i think this might be like it is on track to be worse than wonder woman 84. no no i don't know so i know it's not it's not no it's not you need to rethink that dark side uh the wish is kind of jesus what's wrong with his eyes there they look a little far down compared to the cow like he couldn't quite see out of it yeah they looked black but because even the whites of his eyes were black yeah it was kind of demony id id ii all right that should be enough to be like this we need we've got to be checked why didn't you do that before the rest we should take it longer the rest of the scene is not happening that's actually a really good point why the [ __ ] did he do this ahead of time how was that suspicious all he would need to do is be like i need to check that you're on uh you know anyone knows you okay oh gee okay wow pretty sure that was the way they cut that made it worse than justice league right i i remember that they're not being as that of me [Laughter] yeah he can just hack into everything okay that's so stupid yep okay these are white sorry writer's wet dream that was racially charged oh it's these things oh right now let's uh take a look and see what progress we've made with the electron laser we've made some real progress oh wait now i'm super he's just gone back to work it's like hey by the way we got attacked by a bunch of alien people [Laughter] shouldn't this place be on like hype yeah what's up with this yeah you have confirmation about aliens and all that sort of thing and he knows what they're looking the [ __ ] military should be here there should be heaps of military yeah like this is another invasion like the world about this invasion that's happening okay so in the justice league cut it was implied that they got in with hacking and that nobody was really here because it was late in this version they're getting everyone out through a biohazard warning yeah that's better isn't that riskier because there's it's more likely that they get getting seen by someone on the way out oh yeah because you could have hazmat people go in right away yeah already oh my god how [ __ ] clownish these people look no they're very serious this is a movie for an oh god the cosplay yes i'm in i've hacked the mainframe i'm having fun with it ironically take it more seriously this is a false alarm you just call it a false alarm are they [ __ ] we must alert oh wait you know what tell us this convenience it's the drill scene i think oh never mind hi dad my feet are big can we resurrect superman dad please please just give five minutes why are they ignoring him i was mistaken that the alarm's legit okay okay no no no no this is all broken all right then so when they saw him they should have immediately been like stop him you know because he's got a [ __ ] walkie-talkie instead they just walk past him as he says it's all [ __ ] i was mistaken what the hell he's just happy that his son is making friends and how convenient is that that um that he's the only one who stayed in there and he's the only one that could have given them the full pass [ __ ] lucky it's got the resurrection pass why why bother having this whole scene yeah like why bother having this the old way the vagina world is just late yeah i i take it back this was better like the seat i mean they almost had it i think they i think that was all for a nod we have had two and a half hours of uh zack snyder's justice league and we have encountered more issues than there are in totality for justice league yeah i'm just saying i'm bolstering what mueller said about this is uh worse than this oh they put a suit back oh yeah justice league so far is better than this i'm not calling it i'm not calling they just have to until storage on this ship i'm wait until i finish this film before i say that what i was saying was that scene was better for a moment for the snyder version but then it went better to joss again because he [ __ ] up the end of it this is honestly this is one of the most fascinating film experiences i've had just watching two people trying to deliver a story to me and both of them are [ __ ] up all over the place [Music] and the corporate did they put the superman suit back onto the ship and the wall in the cupboard but there was a thing there is this is this a spare because i think the idea is that there was a bunch of popes suits on that um it's a suit of hopes ship hope suits so those are just the undersuits for like kryptonian armor so i assume there's just a bunch on board but if it's an undersuit it wouldn't have a cape i'm pretty sure amy adams has third billing on this film she's like barely in it yeah she did she did in the original in the original justice league she was number three wait this shot was actually in the opening montage of the uh yeah everybody got this broken feeling because you can be a bit more expeditious with this stuff ten percent my ass yeah it's not it's temperature [ __ ] like it's clearly all more than ten percent what does the ten percent refer to so snyder said only ten percent of what he shot made it into um into the theatrical that is not true at all that is alone and he also said that he never saw it you know because i haven't seen the theatrical version of the movie and how it ended up i was never really sure and i'm still not maybe at some point i'll take a look at it but i'm still not exactly sure like what roles were maybe diminished or removed moments later i think number one on the list for me is ray fisher's cyborg story being really central to the entire movie it's like how do you know that it's only 10 people friend told him also what if ray he shot a bazillion more hours of footage and we just haven't seen anything or or or what if he lied oh [ __ ] released i like the idea that there was actually nine hours of footage and he's like [ __ ] you can you imagine if uh if fans react to this like this is [ __ ] we need the nine-hour center cut for it to actually be good oh we're gonna do it she's just coincidentally leaving her apartment at the same time her boyfriend's about yeah i think we're gonna have another instance of josh doing it better joss had batman get alfred to bring lois in clark in this vision she's gonna happen by this [ __ ] scenario isn't she oh they're still gonna do the box drop it's weird that you hold it like that like because he he doesn't have friction on his middle finger so that should like slide down his if he doesn't like it just like sliding down a little he has to really clamp that thing tight it's got a little rubber fingery bits on the end about to make a krypton usb he's about to make it sorry do it do it do it do it do it do it yeah well white white yes he's the doctor manhattan of this [ __ ] story song nothing he can't do guys i mean he said it he said it he said i'm in maybe by doctor they mean they both have circles in their forehead it took a while to sink superman how long have that chalkboard that that guy put out it's just said piping hot coffee that's not what they usually put on there they'll usually like put specials and [ __ ] on there i might be able to jump start it out i don't like to break this rule but when i approach the speed of light i look crazy things happen to time but if i do it i create massive electrical power i'm sorry we're gonna let him just say crazy things happen to time what do you think explains when you i think in the original version he didn't mention the time stuff if i were in this group i'd be like what the [ __ ] do you mean by that like please elaborate things at the time i'm a fan of time you know [ __ ] there's so many things in this movie that like require entire movies just to not be ridiculous and it's just stuffing it in with these throw away lines man yes oh she's gonna be here because of she happened and what the [ __ ] the timeline man they came here yesterday yeah like night now it's morning what took them so long to move into this room and do this they were having a tour you know talking for ages apparently yeah ready to initiate drop sequences ready to initiate drop sequence is that like a feature of the what are you doing ready to drop something oh yeah another dog she's like oh you guys doing the thing where you drop a box into a pool of goo with the kryptonian corpse and light it up with the flash i like how she's about to move on the daily that sends a good message i stand with warner brothers holy [ __ ] this action is afraid the computer is telling me not [Music] irreversible no it's not you could just grab the box wait what's happening yeah wait what what what what what whoa what i'm sorry what the [ __ ] oh wait uh what what the [ __ ] is going on we're doing visions what just i guess sorry yeah did he just here that looks really goofy are they are they at her funeral wait wait wait they gave her a funeral and then they gave her a warrior's funeral and then the dark side turned up to it he's like yeah wonder what was pretty cool yeah she was all right i guess yeah oh that's aquaman oh okay oh oh he did this laser he didn't omg guys zoe mg this is probably all the stuff he did in post 2017 but just i bet that's the extent of dark side vaporized hello superman do you want to murder everyone yeah so this will never make sense unless you do some hardcore justifying because lois died superman goes evil like really oh green lantern oh no thanks guys thanks second dead green lantern [ __ ] [ __ ] they know they know oh no he said and he's like oh darn what that's how you wrote that wow what the hell well cyborg saw a vision where superman was gonna i guess go evil and so he was like oh no but so flash has to touch the cube as it touches the water yeah yeah but he just found out that they shouldn't do this he said no like so this is all happening because of misunderstanding oh too late oh that shot wasn't in the original no yeah there's a couple little extras here i can just feel zack snyder masturbating off screen you really can feel it oh wait what no weird things happen with time remember because all the time right yeah time it's not even touching the water trying to get it just [ __ ] zap it thank you that looks goofy oh look at there's a runway oh damn that wouldn't hurt like hell no remember he's super strong oh wait the future has taken root in the present the future has taken root in the presentation even cyborg regrets this decision now the future in the present yeah oh it's kind of like a sky comb oh my god that's hot we've been standing out here for hours wow the mother box just fell how come nobody else gives a [ __ ] about the motherboard all of them should be going yeah the mother box is the end of the world batman go go go go go go go go go go really important guys it's cyborg more than anyone should be going after it with what the visions he's saying she saw that oh my god just someone go after the [ __ ] coffee what are you doing nobody except for silas cares about the mother box what the [ __ ] that looks really bad too yeah it's moving fake are we thinking about silas as a character at the moment i mean i might just like him because he's miles dyson i'm not sure yeah because i find him a bit confusing to be honest with you 70 million more dollars and then 10 more months and this is what we have it's mainly just longer like it's not it's longer and shittier it's a lot it's kind of works yeah it's a lot of slow motion it's a lot of padding saying the lowest payoff right so that makes more sense than you have to account for where he is either he's getting the mother box or he's running jogging he's cursing going to go get them other boxers he should be getting the motherboard why don't they care about the motherbox is killing me is he going to do his big like robot coomb i'm pretty sure i sure [ __ ] hope that has to be a joss thing right the oh automatic defense systems so this is awkward ultimately going to attack him what armor's defense system no almost defensive system what what you're gonna hide from what [Music] no [Applause] [Laughter] lay the made a line say the line diana oh they're doing it they're doing it oh and the line might actually be more [ __ ] than injustice wow so dumb khalil no oh my gosh no oh we need to restrain him [Music] it's the same but worse a lot of the scenes are the same but worse i've been saying this for years game [ __ ] so far all of a sudden even yeah this will be just as stupid because she'll appeal to calal.cloud is he going to grab batman by the jaw again i don't think so i'm pretty sure that was reshoot i can dream carl yeah a stupid still but now it has the background oh yeah [Music] if yaddle would yodel would it be gatling yeah so we're about to find out that he's as fast as the flash right um at least close to it why isn't he using that against the justice league anyway even though the flash can go faster than light apparently yeah about as fast as essentially yeah like it would actually be a cool fight scene to have someone so much stronger than you but reduced to a quarter speed of your speed yeah so like still able to like perceive you but not able to match you if that makes sense superman speed throughout this how does gravity um how my lungs well it has a better soundtrack choice i actually guess all kinds of damage oh [ __ ] execute them dude holy [ __ ] oh oh no no don't don't do it what this wasn't it why why did that this this wasn't in the area they saved the flash there yeah oh yeah yeah they actually this pisses me off so much [Laughter] little arms goodbye oh it's cyborg this time so it has to menacingly walk towards batman instead of just oh my god everyone's trying to stop him too oh wait these attacks are the exact same really oh what what's coming what what what [Music] for reference by the way guys superman tried to laser and destroy and kill humans but with all of the metahumans he's just throwing them around guys at all this is just the same fight but even more [ __ ] dude i feel pretty awkward right now if i was back it's like hey uh what the hell what wait why was he able to block it but it exploded okay all right whatever that one didn't overload though because it would have killed lois lane this whole time guys remember the mandalorian yeah this is the bad laureate against the lightsaber everyone thinks that gauntlets are just the best armor you could ever have to block things [ __ ] thank goodness alfred invented this yesterday yeah yeah i know women would be in trouble it wasn't you'd be extra crispy it is slightly concerning to me that superman is like just one bad day he's a pretty shitty hero if like lois is the only thing that actually makes him not want to kill everyone because showed up that's amazing so that's the difference between him and bright burn is literally lowest i was going to say you watched a bat of steel right yeah this isn't too shocking you think you get threatened my mother griptone had its chance let's go let's fly away let's go immediately breaks her neck so it's one thing it's like an elaborate pit uh pet cemetery kind of ordeal but literally just to be fair we were fighting superman oh good job it's the same yeah we did it oh my god oh my god look at all these people so what the [ __ ] took you guys hurry the [ __ ] up go go go use your legs why didn't steppenwolf turn up the moment that it went he tied it wait so the ball is sitting here oh silas stone man he's gonna try and destroy it why wouldn't he he could have given it to the superheroes right where is my mother what took him so long [ __ ] god he looks like he just turned spiky oh so the laser with the the calvin whatever he's gonna you're actually gonna try and blow this thing up i guess yeah sorry yeah that glass door isn't gonna stop him why are you taking so long yeah in fact i'm surprised it's taking this long to tell you the truth i think you could just walk through it what's gonna say he does the thing he does big jumps you could just go why is he ducking under it like you could just walk because he's taller than the dog the door awkwardly closes he's like leave me alone go away but hey we actually get someone defending the mother box this time but why why did he go inside the because this is where he's gonna die now what a [ __ ] chat dude look out yeah what a chat honestly what a [ __ ] chat he's so much better [Music] oh man oh geez oh he's small that is i don't go damn why did he go in the room with her though well he was just the idea that he didn't have a chance to get it out oh but this was for nothing because it didn't do anything if it doesn't like buy them valuable time that they need or something then this will just be so doesn't i guess it's cool why did he walk to the room and not boom there hey uh flash you could none of these people do anything they're all stupid he's dead yeah he's dead for nothing my father i didn't save him he should have said like my dad not my father it just seems almost yeah out of place in a modern kind of oh man was that a tia yeah an emotion his father's dead because of us did he just think his father's dead because father no he made a choice man these two things are unrelated dude like silas could have brought you the box he did you recognize those slangs oh batman's trying to play it to everything the woman he loves he remembers her yeah he went to her because she wasn't afraid of him on the instinct diana what wait guys he recognized it what do you mean last night is a genius boxes synchronize unity forms we don't get there in time to stop it the planet dies nobody's been acting as though the planet dies he wasn't trying to destroy the box he he was he was trying to super heat it you know he made the core the hottest thing on earth outside of a nuclear reactor now anything that hot would have to break off the charts on a thermal uh uh okay it was how they would be able to find it um instead of that's something but like that means if you're telling me silas intended that again shouldn't he want to prop them the box not give it a tracker so that the justice league could find it so i guess he couldn't destroy it he would have if he could have but he knew that it would have just superheated [Music] so how could steppenwolf pick it up racially charged i think they said it's only the inside of it the core the hottest thing on earth outside of a nuclear reactor oh okay i know so it's like a reverse toaster strudel my my stupid joker my concern is right so silas was like right there's the box i can go and super heat this in our lab to give it a try like an ability to be tracked anywhere it gets taken on the earth my other option is to give it to the justice league people it's like who do you think's gonna end up trying to get it back it's gonna be them like what is the idea in giving it a tracker tracking ability rather than just getting it to the heroes i don't know was he able to get it to the heroes in time i mean sure i know yeah i imagine with all the time that passed between remember because the last time we saw him he was just getting his coat well no because it hits the take it off and then the whole fight happens yeah like he's got loads of time that's another thing steppenwolf doesn't show up for ages why um because if he did we wouldn't be able to do it yeah why is there stuff from them in there doesn't she have a job because this is metropolis it probably costs a fortune to me no this is this is kansas oh yeah because because superman didn't get his mom enough money with his powers or something hey batman batman didn't help out gambling no i'm asking why is there still stuff in here is he done moving forward yeah um i guess she left them and they didn't remove them why would hey meme repository do you like the fact that when superman comes back from the life sorry come back come back to life from the grave whatever he um decides not to try to help out with these uh heroes that just brought him and he's gonna get inside [ __ ] off to kansas with lois lane and waste time don't you just love that story look i only i only want to snap several toddlers next um i feel like we're all glossing over the fact that if they flew to kansas lois probably wasn't having a very fun time flying how fast would they have needed to be going well she died of the bins on the way so it's no biggie wow this is awesome oh oh oh no oh yes doing it you can do it don't do it don't do it there's still time [ __ ] do it i can edit more to it alfred good day mom oh wait he's still like freaking out you know what remember this is zach schneider it's slower he wasn't in the flash suit when he said it in the jaws cute can't believe it took away lines from a jewish character and added a swastika what does that tell you the connections are impossible someone i want to bring up though is does lois have any awareness of any of the events happening in this film no no not that so we've already established in private shows she's not a good journalist it's just it's insane to me like superman is basically the key to winning all of this and he's just sitting in his house in kansas just being like oh man it feels weird being alive again it's like no no no no no no no no no no no no satellites should just pick up the city being domed over by this alien structure or at least those governments should be aware of it why didn't superman just go like okay wait why did you guys bring me back to life like what's what's going on here it's just like it's crazy if you have the flash go to his house and be like okay hopefully you're a little less insane you are like our only chance so if he's like just over stimulated because his senses are all turning back on why doesn't he just fly away like why is his instinct to murder literally everything he sees with his heat vision that's more epic that's right if victor wants to try to save the world by fusing with the doom boxes i i say we put him in the doom boxes i'm sure there's plenty that they just explained for why it makes sense that he will plug into the mother boxes and stop them that way that's just something he can do i don't care how many demons he's fought and how many hells he's never fought us not us united i imagine he's fought green lanterns i feel like one green lantern yeah well that this makes me triumphant but it's like i it was so hilarious if you had like loads of lantern friends and they all did like all amazing things and you're known as the one that just does the laser you're like it's like guys because this film will be over if he was back on soon as he gets involved yeah so lame dude i sure do love corn warner brothers just hates my favorite heroes they they love corn remember they they were worried about um bringing superman back we'll have the unfortunate possible circumstance of allowing steppenwolf to get the box that has happened now this is your only play you need to get him in the game you know much like an actual poo this film has a lot of corn in it [Laughter] when zack snyder heard that people wanted superman to be cornier this must be what he thought we might be this thing bugs me there's so much time we don't care about these two these two relationships have been so [ __ ] throughout the entire time i haven't even thought about them for like two minutes anything important probably not no the content left guys let's go oh my god like a short animated film but still we'll do the math a bit as well oh is the same better than justice league i can't remember what was there's nothing wrong with this right it's just she comes out i hope it's martian manhunter again i want her to have an actual an actual human reaction i want something is she in front of a green screen this looks like a green screen to me cgi of the sky but skies are beautiful in real life you know yeah but a lot of everything for the sky sky replacements are pretty common if like the sky doesn't look good enough but there's an art to it okay are you going to rush through this are you going to rush through superman and his mother reuniting are you a are you actually rushed don't do this oh you're here too i guess this league did this don't you dare do this zack snyder remember that meeting we had last week or what who are you my special lady they wanted me back for a reason i need to find out why i wanted to devalue the [ __ ] up are you going to fly away now i compel him to be like you gotta you gotta he flies away with them in his arms and they go into the stratosphere and he forgets that they're what do you mean you can't breathe in space goes to antarctica with them it's just heads at that point we're asking a kid who just lost his father to go up against the most powerful machines in the universe the alternative is the earth explodes so yeah i shouldn't take too much convincing especially if his dad died to like help him do this i feel like he'd be pretty on board what is it oh i'm acting i had a dream like a almost like a premonition it was the end of the world barry allen was right here and he said to me lois lane is the key yeah cause they never revisit that normal version that was really bad again i hope we find out what he actually meant someday so that we can criticize it fully that scene that's stupid what he said was she is to superman every heart has one i think it's something more something darker something darker oh that's the name of this oh god this is the director for that it's amazing to me even batman's just like he said low is the key i have no [ __ ] clue what that means and if it's as simple as don't let lois die because superman will become evil say that it's different now it's armored now the yeah it's yeah yeah yeah and it kind of looks good no it looks good what i'm saying is like it was just it was spandex just now and all of a sudden it's armored as well in the elevator they couldn't develop it on this platform again i like specialized batteries but i'm a fan of the spandex because it looks like you can move around in it a bit more which kind of that's suits good question ronald oh do we still have cgi alfred in the corner yeah who's flying it katana oh my god she got on early this morning [Music] mommy is in fact a i mean given the timeline slipknot's probably still alive right hopefully hopefully his head climbed back on his body at last prepare for his arrival you know it's really lucky that this process isn't immediate because it'll be over yeah yeah very long it takes all this and you think that one of them being like super mega heated to the temperature of the sun would like [ __ ] around with this i guess not oh there you go oh all right there we go i'm guessing it's still gonna yeah good job guys yeah yeah yeah we're here good job at island around here [ __ ] anything what are you wearing what the [ __ ] you must seal the cage oh look oh they were under water yeah those people clearly don't give a [ __ ] they're not doing any oh i hate it i actually hate it why would you show me that does everyone in the world hear this noise i guess all over the world again because alfred's just a guy is it literally luck that they're not doing the terraforming right now i guess okay the design flaw take out the tower the dome will fall a design flaw we could shoot missiles at it and it falls out yes of course he said take out the tower and the dome will fall why yeah and the other version he just flies in with missiles and shoots them in it they were generated by the mother boxes you surely would have to destroy them to destroy the dome well maybe the mother boxes created the spire in the spire created so you could just you just break the chain at the spire part i want to just regenerate the spire well it could however um because they're joined together they cannot it's only one per week it's on a skill cooldown you get one spire a week and he used it up vaginas how did superman get in here he went through the vagina he fell the symbol of the house of l means hope oh no not russell crowe no oh my god it's roster crown i think um ah my god i thought there was a chance he would talk to the actual ai i think they couldn't because he wouldn't be able to bring himself to say that he killed all of kryptonian's chances that would be really awkward in your first trip likes luther's weird suits yeah look at this sword dude he's gonna get his cool black suit and then like why haven't you gone to see the justice league dude i don't care if you're wearing a [ __ ] suit when you save earth like go hey wouldn't it be dope if there was like a homemade costume that he put together and that like represents him fully embracing like his humanity and everything now yeah but that would be cool no it's going to be an edgy black suit it absorbs the sun oh right it's not edgy so yeah pretty sure it's about his skin absorbing it not his [ __ ] suit i don't know why you wouldn't take the armor once like it does look very useful he doesn't need otherwise i mean he doesn't need it but might as well look cool i got the hottest take on the planet i don't think that the death of superman in the comics is very good so copying it for film is gonna be even worse your mother and i knew you would change the world your heart was tested i know it's been hard clark but you gave hope to their world you need to show them who you are love them girl is that batman stop playing the clips of them telling him how much choice he did have but then also telling him what to do merlin brando was such a [ __ ] better yeah he's a milligram ah it's just black and silver it's like oh oh my god he literally looks like a cross now what oh yeah i suppose if you squint you can kind of make it out oh even the trident's black racially charged what are you doing buddy we're not fighting yeah he's the only one who's got the right idea he's doing stretches and stuff yeah yeah yeah gotta limber up for a supersonic speed i am a crane god oh i just want this church oh we got 15 minutes left guys maybe it'll all pull together 50 minutes of earth right there i am i and this ends on a cliffhanger according to that article didn't it that's from what i've been told it sounds like again why probably the truth is genuinely don't like misunderstand he probably did that for that very reason he's hoping to get his control of the of the dc back yeah i mean i guess for me like crazy about this [ __ ] if someone said like if you have the power to allow him to continue what not would you was like i don't even know it would be funny but like god is talking about why not because the logic of like let him finish his vision it's like why not let anyone else have their vision why is his vision so important how about that his vision is the special one how about delete the shitty universe start over from scratch yeah i'll give it 10 years so people miss dc and then start from scratch i don't know i i think i asked that in the uh i joked about yeah in the original version i was like why did you drop us so far away from step up so yeah that's true and the dome does regenerate so what's he going to do well yeah the other version he just shot missiles and it died he gets in before it regenerates so everybody's generation you've blown up why don't blow up more space and not more rockets in one space why wouldn't the spire regenerate though why because the mother boxes are currently using all of their ram to contact themselves stupid too many motherboard tabs open you're generating aspire is like opening 30 tabs and chrome so you think that they had one dude on the outside who could have gone hey there's a giant oh my god aren't and there are people in these buildings nope not in this video oh wait we haven't even had that in this version oh my god it's all empty batman gets his time with mass destruction now all those lights are on though that's worrying oh no [ __ ] batman all of that man i can't believe it an entire community here in russia dedicated to escaping superheroes i mean the cancer is a bit of a bummer sure and the aliens are kind of weird but they mainly keep to themselves so whatever the important thing is i can finally have peace raise a family without beer no more [Music] sorry in the snyder cut are you okay yes i'm okay but i killed like 120 people is that okay i mean the lower than the rest right they're here you know i had to say to my friends last night i need to go home early because i got to get up early to watch zack snyder's justice league it's gonna zoom out and flatten them it's gonna turn them into a pancake gun them all together yeah yeah it's gonna i think he's gonna run him over the lights are gonna turn on they'll go what and they don't run them over i reckon gun maybe boom she shoots them oh seriously the look of the parade is so inconsistent whatever he's got a lot i guess oh my god guys we haven't even gone to the bat tank yet also same as the josh's league version why is batman doing everything where is everyone hello i believe he's creating a diversion wow wonder woman remember wonder woman saves his life so where the [ __ ] is she right now why aren't we seeing what team justice league is doing you know oh my goodness gracious para turrets it still bothers me quite significantly by the way that the flash can basically kill all of these parademons in under a minute probably yep we just won't because they nerf him all the time you can push them really really hard as we establish yeah that's just never gonna happen again and you can just that was necessary yes necessary is the sesame seed wow batman how was he gonna go into the building a clever writer knows how to ride around speedsters and all that to give each component a like its own challenge but this is not even trying no we haven't seen anything what is oh here she comes they like open up his thing don't they then she saved seriously it's unreal that they've been gone for this long he said he's like okay thinking like i'm not real [ __ ] yodeling i hate it [Music] i'm surprised we haven't gotten more of the wonder woman thing to tell you the truth no they're all with him if the point was to be a distraction oh jesus wow all the people who talk about how through steals from dude like there's not a windshield that should kill you hey zach he just cut he just copied josh directly with that that's that's what he did yeah just saying i just feel zack snyder cutting himself off screen now just with this music yeah you can hear it hitting the floor we still got good old aquaman in the air yeah but now he's less happy when he's fighting everything sure it's just weird oh my god that's even more violent than in the that is the whole [ __ ] building yeah zack snyder's vision was that oh my god [Music] my senses my senses is oh the car hit three people at once you're like [ __ ] ray skywalker he's gonna shoot the grappling hook you take this guy out oh he's gonna dodge every shot because that guy can't shoot where the [ __ ] oh my exactly the god it's just colored differently like honestly like wow the stupid almost works better in justice league it's not like it's not better like on a writing level but it like fits with the tone better well this is trying to be so serious yet everyone's been so it does not like justice league doesn't take itself seriously at all is the thing doing that whole time that's what i mean if you call him so he was jerking himself off at superhuman speed jesus christ like in that team-up shot flash is just running at the speed that batman did everything and then they all walked in towards no don't throw it away everything is so grey this seems like it could be tougher to hit things zach is like desperately forcing batman to use guns how is batman carrying this team i don't know i don't know why they have everyone else doing it oh no oh wait like batman is really cool when he's jumping around using martial arts and gadgets just keeping on talking stay on it keep shooting people if he's going to clear them all i'm okay with that is the only battle running he's throwing this film at the flash i'm not a pro i got a t-rex is coming superman oh okay um hi hi clark yeah so the world's about to end um fyi how did you hear them ukraine did you yeah like i don't really master kent thank you for calling him kent yeah yeah yes alfred beck's character confirmed no that's hope you're not too late oh oh okay all right okay oh damn it i thought there would be like a conversation a little bit of urgency take away from the action scene at least he gets his name right i'm busy oh he's gone blue i'm very interested in the difference here what kind of fight we're going to get oh yeah we're going to see his ass we can see his ass again i want to see his ass again no stop it he's got all the find a way that's what is that what what what is that the noise the sound effects are such did you see aquaman's face like honestly if i was asked to describe a book it was stuff [Music] i beat up your stupid amazonian family i pulled their hair like the bully i am you weren't there to protect them from me and sadly you could have i don't know she probably couldn't have done [ __ ] all she's kind of [ __ ] start with the strong move no they're like man aquaman do what you literally just did a minute ago i the only one that's noticing that when he fights when he does all these really gay flourishes [Music] so the animators the people who do the wonder woman cgi they have to be careful when they're animating her not to give her too much emotion okay wait sorry why isn't flash helping them what is he doing what is he generating a doing all right electricity right yeah sure but like oh okay okay cyborg and flash you guys should just get rid of steppenwolf and then do this yeah i feel like this is yeah he's gonna cuz you're he's not doing [ __ ] stuff while he's here you gotta get rid of him first you have to you people who's on the second turret i was about to ask who's shooting out there how can you communicate with him when he's in super speed i don't know three two why didn't you [Music] oh i think he's gone oh my god oh oh oh 16 paranoia a few days later oh my god i have found the holy grail i'm terrified what's happening it it's insane to me like they all could have wiped out steppenwolf and then done this i watched your island burn your sisters begging for their lives okay as did your mother all fire we were wrong fire she was always sent me the arrow okay shut up okay so she well she wouldn't know that right well she could have checked this is what she means fast the amazonians are just garbage in terms of communication see what i mean right now like all this time wasted doing this when he because he's just maintaining the speed now he's done it you know but he's probably gonna get shot or some [ __ ] he's gonna go i think he's gonna travel through time he's gonna go too fast he'll stab him first man he's just gonna come back up and hit you in the head or some [ __ ] oh i think he's going to go to the nightmare future because of that i think he's going to go so fast he goes to the night where maybe because we haven't had this he's going to say we haven't had the nightmare scene yet i can't hold this look at this like you probably should have dealt with him first why is steppenwolf just posing the [ __ ] man wow okay wow the first time he tried what he said not impressed big fan of justice we still have 40 minutes left it's going to be that nightmare sequence we're getting it i guess it looks like a different person great eyes that dragon he just looked like he's bored superman jesus christ all right he's allowed to struggle okay you could make superman like be better but not like this much better wow what the [ __ ] she's snaking the wheel's about to end woman that was necessary this is more of a team effort i guess a little bit it's not like yeah does it yeah it's like you they're just quick send him into space send him no we can't kill him it would be cool the real dark side wow oh he's [ __ ] hit his armor off just kill him [ __ ] it i'm connected to the unity you need the chance to get inside it would be cool if superman like got a few good punches in but then steppenwolf started getting the upper hand and then the other teammates had to come in to really help him to show that no not even batman not killing those guys out there on the turret i guess not bad batman's got one job and he couldn't do it he did it [ __ ] hell that's so lame i got the wind knocked out of me need a few seconds let's all oh god he's getting [ __ ] annihilated well this honestly this university superman should actually be lasering every cell in that man's body you could laser his horn off you can laser his head off well yeah i don't know what the [ __ ] yes i get i see this hold on oh my god are they about to all die all right i guess that they're all about why because barry's moved it and he can't run and he can't charge up the cyborg i have so many questions right now i think guys i think darkseid's about to kill them all why is it shouldn't he be coming through the portal sounded like he said beatty oh they're about to die i think or something yeah it's too late they're gonna die um well that's justice league folks i knew it i knew it they were gonna die i knew it wait crazy things happen to time but he's gonna go back in time then yeah yeah yeah he killed himself so the only thing i was wrong about is superman murdering them so the stakes are [ __ ] then right if flash can just do this whenever they [ __ ] up there's no stakes just gotta go faster than the speed of light far beyond the speed of light you gotta break the rule barry and you've gotta do it now that's the thing you're supposed to hear that like even the flash tv show explains that there are so many consequences to going through time there are consequences to time travel yeah he just said you got to break the rule this one time what the [ __ ] the rule worth if you're gonna break it whatever you need to break it you don't even like it yeah it's more of a guideline like there needs to be insane consequences for this surely bruce bruce is dead i watched him die my god he's the one who died that night in the alley bruce died and you lived you're his father you're thomas wayne it wouldn't have changed all this it wouldn't have changed what happened before her murder bruce's parents clark's landing but it didn't break the sound barrier and there's a sonic boom you broke the time barrier flash time boom this coffee cup right here think of it as the space-time continuum whenever you go back in time it breaks ripples of distortion radiated out to that point of impact shifting everything just a tiny bit but enough enough for events to happen slightly you can reset the timeline you can try to fix it but no matter how hard you try it's never gonna be exactly how it was look i've learned all this stuff that i didn't know before okay i'm not gonna make the same mistakes yeah what you just said right there that is the paradox of time travel and also the paradox of life i mean if i only knew then what i know now i have these powers if i can't go back and fix what i broke we're not gods we're men who for whatever reason have been given extraordinary abilities the question you need to ask yourself is what kind of hero are you gonna be i'm just gonna take a do over every time you make a mistake or will you live with them and move forward just gotta go faster than the speed of light far beyond the speed of light you gotta break the rule barry and you gotta do it now i like the visuals here yeah like as a representation of the speed force i can yeah i can dig it but it's all superficial yeah yeah oh definitely definitely like this would be neat in a good film but in this it's just kind of like what's good imagine we've got a good it's over yeah at least he looks like he's running this time i guess yeah usually looks like i guess from our perspective it should just be a normal run to us as an observer in his you know relative to him make your own future wait did superman himself get vaporized i don't presume yes so because they make him so ridiculous in this it wouldn't surprise me no lady is dead never mind nice oh okay that's weird holy [ __ ] oh that's cg oh boy oh no yeah no don't get me close don't go that close jesus there was some oh here we go knight come here [Laughter] actually fun fact it used to actually be pronounced tonight but then people realized it was stupid if a knight knocked your knuckle or knifed your knee why would there be so many k's well the k's are silent by mistake the original old english forms of these words were pronounced with k sounds canife canite kani but that's a bit of a mouthful to say and because reading and writing weren't as common hundreds of years ago people just pronounced words the way they wanted to regardless of spelling [Laughter] [Music] you don't have to be alone anymore we'll be together again just live here on our lava planet they're gonna they're gonna say things and then he's gonna be like you know what i'm different now i don't yeah i don't need things i don't need family well he's gonna he's got his own family now with the justice league right the subtitle says mother box as victor make us whole again [Music] yeah well i think they're doing the zod thing you didn't have to put a hellscape behind them you're not broken oh there you go yes man that would be a good ah oh my goodness me that's terrifying why is this what the [ __ ] am i watching are these the mother boxes yeah i guess jesus christ okay okay snyder oh jesus oh they're all touching me i want to talk to snyder like holy [ __ ] interesting visuals oh that's like justice league i remember why why isn't darkseid coming through kill him he doesn't give a [ __ ] now my head's going to tilt to the left all the time he's just watching all of this happen oh he would slip right now what is dark side doing [Applause] why didn't he just send all of his power demons in the hell why didn't he just walk through this version of darkseid might actually be the biggest [ __ ] on the planet oh he's gonna crush his head yep there we go okay isn't he like your buddy i thought i thought this was the whole plan really i guess you could see the mother boxes right there i thought he was like his nephew i look at look there in the background superman's barely anything by the way there's like a human-looking woman next to him and she's entirely cgi i'm just gonna point that out if they get a good shot of her well it's i've seen people compare it to elizabeth warren it's really funny yeah she kind of looks like i told you steppenwolf would fail oh [ __ ] he didn't know he'd have to fight all those people i was gonna say you guys could have lent a hand jeez you know with your big [ __ ] off for mega bean powers now that the mother boxes have been destroyed their mother boxes haven't been destroyed they're sitting there how will you retrieve your great prize go there with our ships is found assad and we will stop at nothing to possess it man i miss michael ironside i told you once superman if you would not be my knight you would be my pawn i see you're a man of your word i am many things you couldn't begin to imagine half of them but for now i shall take the role of executioner i am many things but here i am god he was the best dog so does he just sit here with all of his dudes staring at him in the creepy church ready the armada we will use the old ways right so this is our sequel setup right he's gonna do it himself see look she's just cgi but she's definitely going through look at all the look at the army what look at him his whole army they could have that would destroy well remember in the little flash thing the um the omega beams can just kill are there 30 minutes left in this film the the we still haven't gotten the [ __ ] the we live in the society yeah we have another nightmare tonight you see that would be a good shot in a good film like that would be like all right these guys were actually friends and they had a relationship and all these characters had had their own journeys at coleman are they gonna do the fist bump do it do it but they didn't i don't they didn't have the racial thing in this one wait do you think so so wait justice league did the fist bump better yeah because that was set up holy [ __ ] that was that's right that thing was damaged it was it was i guess it's working now it's so weird to see someone smiling in a zack snyder film it's like i all the time but there didn't seem to be any downside to it so can he just do that oh apparently oh all right well i guess they win but all of you people suck yeah they all just i guess there must be some repercussions because because he was like oh this is a rule i'm not gonna break normally pretty much but yeah but if there's some repercussions why just [ __ ] do it who [ __ ] cares then it's also drab and dull oh man i'm sure glad to see you crazy five years later [Music] what if he does this but it says credits and then the credit is turned right oh [ __ ] is that something oh wait that's not that's you just reversed time that wasn't repairing it what the [ __ ] um oh okay i guess how is this better that's how the flying fox got repaired i guess oh my god you fixed it it wanted to fly flight is its nature yours too this movie is so broken why would he use this and not a digital recorder i don't know he's always took his phone or something yeah but he was working on the motherbox science and he was working on skynet so you think where's society man oh yeah it's true yeah yeah give me the nightmare world nightmare stop it no you this is just left unrighted just leak oh [ __ ] man thanks for helping he's going to go back home to aqua land not at least that wouldn't make sense right it's william thanks for doing nothing you [ __ ] i have to go be the steward of god it's like oh where have you been like there was like a major threat happening there is no excuse i hate it like lord of the rings is as long as it is because it's like got so many plot lines but it's so beautifully this is does this guy know where in the truck know about atlanteans or i guess so where's aquaman going anyways doesn't it he's going back to his dad oh ryan choi the second adam oh my goodness cameo director of nanotechnology that's your thing oh yep that's my thing we'll get the atom movie that's my thing you know um i wonder if they'll stay consistent all the people who complain about marvel films being stepping stones to other movies when this movie is set up like 17 movies well 17 movies many of which never gonna materialize well just like the amount of mystery boxing we've been doing with all different kinds of plot lines it's just like it'll probably be celebrated for that instead of criticized big round table six chairs right there yeah see justice league sequels but room for more everywhere you see this scene would be really exciting the round table thing if this was a good movie but it's not yeah so it's just and also we're never gonna get it so who cares anyway yeah yeah that's the thing i'm running for more that's the thing i remember one of the the the animated dcu uh movies i got you free dad yeah there's batman hooked me up there's got a like like a warehouse at the end for their yeah for their base i don't know which one it was though this is like a job job no he's got a job just just just make me laugh like oh it's just yeah i was gonna say that's the exact same as josh's league yeah it's the same crappy payoff this is like a job job you know apocalypse what was terrible but at least it was 90 minutes his foot's in the door that's my boy he got there taught him nothing he knows dead yeah you're gonna get well this is zack snyder's universe that's probably just the law oh yeah you smile you get amazed stop now with a spray just like amaze you experience happiness you must be amazed just a robot hand descends from the sky when happiness reaches a certain level just back oh wow did you guys see clark kent is back from the dead that's kind of weird yeah that's kind of strange how he was dead and now he's not dead anymore you guys noticed that superman fellow those two identities are more than revealed so whatever man came back and identical clark kent also came back from the dead that's amazing you know it doesn't it doesn't make you like ashamed of the way you look to wear a hoodie you can still wear a hoodie you could like to wear a hoodie you know clothes are good it's lightweight i like clothes remember where's this nightmare i think well because yeah because original plant there's going to be a bad solo movie right yeah yeah genuinely uh robert patterson no well i'm talking about a bat flex solo movie i'm pretty sure yeah this is what i said it was not before it became wait why does he have the bat why is that oh my god oh my god holy [ __ ] you're never going to die you're criminals looks like an elephant why how impressed why are you back here with an is she going to send another message arrow just just like just throw it don't even use the bow and arrow just [ __ ] throw it oh this still looks like [ __ ] oh he's happy though everyone's happy he's happy because he got a job guys i think i know how this film is going to end i think flash like is we're going to go to bruce and then another flash is going to come back and he's going to get another vision and that's where the nightmare stuff comes in that's the cliffhanger i mean we're almost ready for credits how is the nightmare like it's going to be really awkwardly put in now isn't it yeah it's just going to be the cliffhanger right now you're right he's just saying it's the cliffhanger by the way the nightmare sequence why is he keeping the black suit no it looks like [ __ ] [ __ ] man that's not inspiring this was the after credits it was yeah this was so now it's like a part of the movie well like you know better or worse yeah the nightmare sequence is going to be so disconnected from the narrative that it literally was re-shot and re-like because remember jared leto came back to do that it was never a part of this film which means thing he made it explicitly to get people hyped that's it yeah yes that's what i'm thinking there is nelson nelson's going to go never yeah i'm guessing that the actual ending of this film was superman you know oh look at me he he under my suit flying away that was probably the end nelson mandela was a prison guard in this universe also we could have cut like a minute and a half of this scene i got more angry at the black superman suit than i thought oh he's playing fallout yeah it's really it is annoying yeah like why isn't he back to the red and blue because black why did he choose the black in the first place that was a delayed reaction yeah all right cut cut away oh there's the theme the lex luthor thing verse unfortunately i hope this was worth it to everyone who requested it dude i've seen people absolutely get all the money to do all this and like acquire the funding give me 70 million dollars i'll do a better dc i have seen some hardcore dick sucking for this movie already to be honest with you there he is welcome back to you how do you pull those swords out of the ground up into the sky i heard you were a few clowns short of a service i was thank you until the good doctors at arkham helped me find some much needed clarity oh so he's a completely different character again now yeah because the arkham people fixed him with their electrical you volunteered to destroy the bet free of charge why the pro bono work it's personal man if only we got a movie where we got to discover why that was personal you better not be wasting my time but if you want the batman really cool looking death strokes his name is bruce wayne you already know that he's revealed it to so many people anyway don't count on a batman second i hate that you know it's just so casual with the the the the identity of something [ __ ] they've done throughout this [ __ ] universe wouldn't lex you know why because we don't know what his motive is we never will lex works in mysterious ways lex is more interesting when he doesn't know because he's so arrogant that he would like never think that superman would walk amongst us here we go nightmare good night see what i mean the parademons are so inconsistent with how they look they are well i heard that apparently the original vision for these was that they're humans and then they're packed into some kind of horrible ooh and converted into these things but what did they eat apparently warner brothers were like no that's way too dark so i love the idea that there is someone at warner brothers just like zach you need to [ __ ] chill out me how did no one see you there that's stupid how did the parody did not see that you know how you should consume this scene consume it as though someone's trying to manipulate you into like forcing a sequel um okay um oh my god oh it looks sidewalks in his robes he looks like a cultist there she is there's amber heard deathstroke let the bastard come they re-shot her with the british accent after aquaman really yes yes hawk stroke i'll stab this through his heart for what he did arthur who have you ever loved it's a wig oh no oh [ __ ] here we go oh contraire my little fish stick he knows exactly what it's like to lose so many loves you know like a a father oh god like a mother did you guys know batman's lost his parent be very careful with the next thing you say why is he still doing the voice like an adopted son isn't that right batman what's wrong with your mouth it's it's dollar store heath ledger how many can die in your arms before you grind them to death now how many dead eyes can you look into before you die inside yourself i've been dead in such a long time oh my god oh the [ __ ] is this i should cross that line i swear to god before what bruce kill me oh god i'm just like gotham high joker you wanna kill me i'm your best friend besides who's gonna give you a reach around oh you gotta be [ __ ] you need me who's gonna give you a rich around you're a bottom batman i was always the top to help you undo this world you created by letting her die what is he wearing on his hand how she suffered so what the [ __ ] happened to lois like am i legit in doing like injustice or something is that what they're doing i often wonder if he's getting implied the batman killed it like what the hell i think he said let her die i don't know i don't know it's probably some kind of like you made a choice and let her die in favor of someone else i guess what the [ __ ] oh my god i'll be the bigger man oh what he is doing he's [ __ ] doing the legend bruce okay so why does batman still do the voice if everyone knows he's brute this is cool i like how he's very blurry right well this is awful that was the first verbal acknowledgement of one of robin by the way but all you have to do is tear it in half and i'm happy to discuss with you in any way like why you sent a boy wonder to do a man's job this is the second round because he said adopted son earlier he even talked about people who died in my arms because when i fell hardly you don't have to say harley quinn just say harlow she begged me for a last breath then when i killed you and make no mistake i will [ __ ] kill you hey he said the f word adult superhero movie oh this is a [ __ ] teenager why are they talking about this out in the open what is it it's all bait this is a big mystery box it's a big old mystery box schneider it's not even all the things that happened allegedly get some help mcdonald's want you to give yourself a chance i'm gonna say the end okay like notre dame you're good i don't know why it took a second for me what was that i like how everybody was just watching what happened they're all just like you guys have your coffee it's fine that's the first time that we see this batman and this joker interacting together i think it was a good idea bringing him along wait why why do they need a joker oh the the mystery box they'll explain it later okay oh they're all dead oh that's time for that oh okay they're dead they're dead there's no oh he's gonna have a billboard lol my trident [ __ ] you abba oh [ __ ] oh never bring him back holy [ __ ] wait now he's back in blue he's blue and red when he's evil he's smiling shouldn't he have the black thing when he's evil and the other one is weird yeah and it was a dream it's always a dream every time um i guess oh sorry so so joker was an idea is he looking a little what this is probably a reshoot whatever this is it's got to be a rishi he looks honestly no not washing bad hugs he looks slightly where were you where were you he was being general let's let's hear him explain it disgusting the anti-life equation is here somewhere we have to find it before he does well let's use our explain what that is find it before he does well just the atlanteans and the um amazons can tell us where the battle was fought it's there they've gone by many names and taken many forms and like you i've realized i have a stake in this world oh [ __ ] you you only now realize it's time i started fighting for it oh well we can definitely use the help so glad you're here that's an interesting reaction we've never met this guy before but yeah sure he wants some breakfast i just woke up it looks like he's been cutting himself actually yeah this is reshoot stuff his hair looks very different it looks a bit thinner he looks older and older yeah oh and some they've called me the martian the man hunter yeah thanks for having me that's that's like a villain alien name like sean jones like you just wouldn't be more natural you [ __ ] out there getting so manipulated by this wait who called in martian manhunter because no one [ __ ] knows it because it's for the fans it's all just jean jones that's your name [ __ ] off if someone came up it doesn't mean anything so well if someone came up to me and they said i'm the martian man hunter i'm like oh i'd be like why are you talking to me pray tell me what are you gonna hunt me yeah what do you mean by man what did i do specifically yeah it's just like you turn around to just say some have called me the martian manhunter please clap oh okay that's his daughter finally over that was the worst thing justice league it ain't ain't over yet it ain't over he can always pull a quick one it has to be over it's over credits don't mean anything this is a superhero movie no that's right no that's enough that's okay okay okay can we pause can we pause we can pause oh this piano oh okay i'm i'm paused [ __ ] oh this is well i think that was pretty terrible so that was [ __ ] bad that was worse than wonder woman 2017. that was worse than bvs that was worse than justice league yes was that worse than suicide squad um well can we talk about it you don't want to pee first then we can talk about it fair enough fair enough my god so that was horrendous that was that was a [ __ ] miserable experience had no fun at all those four hours really oh [ __ ] my life man i feel like it's it's very it was kind of what i was well i don't know about worried but just sort of thought might be possible which is that the more they explain it and the more that they show the more things begin to fall apart because more things start contradicting other things that we've seen there's a couple of improvements here and there uh yeah cyborg was an improvement for sure yeah um like he's less weird than this i feel like aquaman hasn't moved honestly yeah they didn't do much yeah they didn't really do much with him at all they gave up they did a lot with cyborg they didn't do like without now in fairness cyborg has not happened feels like it has less character you know what i don't know justice league had a benefit in was not explaining much of anything about steppenwolf's boss like yeah all we knew was steppenwolf was here to collect the boxes and combine them that is it but in this new version we've gotten so much will building that just from the life equation all the time really what that is i have returned it's so non-functional in terms of like they forgot where the anti-life equation was for no reason they they as a team can't even beat back like people with bows and like you couldn't go as far as saying hey it wasn't just that but it's like but that's all it really took the best people on their team seemed to be um the gods and of course like they still didn't do a lot in that whole war they knocked out dark side i guess it's just i find it difficult yeah to believe that that was the first planet where they're like man that's why this is really hard it didn't yeah [ __ ] it seemed pretty easy aside the only reason that the green lantern got killed because he was even worse like he fell over and was like why didn't dark well he was a [ __ ] worthless it was a worthless green lantern yeah he was it wasn't really he only did [ __ ] lasers like of the green lanterns i know they make like hammers and i don't know all kinds of creative stuff that did like a [ __ ] ton of damage all over the [ __ ] place please just like pew pew pew pew so what a [ __ ] waste i've i've gotta go in like 10 minutes all i can say is that was not worth the wait that was not worth the effort no warner brothers was right zack snyder was wrong eat [ __ ] snyder noids that's all i have to say i i would rank this easily below justice league i am not sure if i would put it above or below suicide squad at this point there's better things in this than suicide squad for sure but man they're they are few and far in between this is a very broken plot i'm not rushing re-watching this for my references i'm i i can't think of too much that this movie did better than the justice league there was a couple of things but i i can't even be asked to [ __ ] well there's not much well the problem the problem is yeah cyborg thinks he's like better by default i guess because he actually gets something uh there's like a bunch of other things where you get like some character stuff but the problem is it it's four hours of movie and like of what you're getting that actually adds something to other things that just like oh i'm gonna just stay on this short for like a couple of more seconds or i'm just gonna show them walking up the stairs i'm just gonna show you yeah the [ __ ] reactive terrorists walking up the stairs and like down the hallway it's like oh what the [ __ ] why would you put that in it's a reason things get cut out like so much of this is either slow motion or it's just padding it's filler it's over indulgent i feel like you could have uh cut out all those slow motions i kind of hate the soundtrack there's so many yeah you don't like the yearling uh lady going every time that wonder woman shows up i don't know how that got through any how how do you sit there and watch the whole thing and be like yeah 20 or 30 times that's yeah we can that's fine using this over and over and over again they use a one woman theme once yeah that's very good yeah they do only use it and then they use the yodeling like 50 times and it's awful there were so many music choices that left me completely confused oh the the scene where flash saves iris that was funny the scene where uh aquaman litters in the ocean again and disappears in the waves and it's like all melancholy and everything that was hilarious god the music choices were awful remind everybody that we when we watched justice league and wonder woman slammed her uh braces together we all like make the joke also isn't that an aoe move all the people behind you just go over the meme in the edit makes that happen oh god everyone's dead the light goes out and like they scream it's really funny they actually straight up just did it in this film yeah the whole big wall gets annihilated she almost killed the cops outside the building that's incredible it's so funny to me that joss would have seen it and been like if we cut here i guess it can make her look a bit better you probably could have cut even further back and make her look even better again like he's shocked and looks at her without any ammo left and she looks at him and like does a smoke and then you cut because we know what she'll do next she'll stop him yeah like we don't have to see the it's ridiculous uh it this is this is giving me kingdom of heaven vibes for those who haven't seen the kingdom of heaven extended director's cut or whatever it is it is it has an insane amount of padding and people just staring and a lot of useless stuff and stuff that actually damages characters in fact but yeah if that movie so that will be out in a year's time probably but hey yeah yeah it's a good one yeah good luck meme representatory good luck oh thank you [Music] was a [ __ ] joke i'm sorry yeah there's no other way to put it like just look at how he fades into the quote-unquote water um like the fact that the inciting incident is superman super screams wake up mother boxes so also don't really um we're gonna get like standing right now i've already seen so much sentiment where uh we're gonna be on we're fighting uphill with this one lads like honestly how i don't understand so much of this movie is like the same as it was before but a lot of it's worse yeah the baseline is exactly the same yeah yeah that's the big thing is fundamentally the story is the same sorry we get like some more cyborg stuff and maybe a little bit of character interaction here and there but man this is the full meaning of the i tried sign is now fully realized because man joss whedon man i know you've probably done some dodgy [ __ ] but you did try my god you had nothing to work with and you tried world needs superman and the team needs clark nobody has any empathy for him he's been shut all over because of the mean angry awful things he's done and said but like can we take a second and be like you get given this four hour probably like 10 hour mess it got cut down before and it's like you got to make a two-hour movie out of this like jesus also you have like a month also you have well however long he had it doesn't really matter um and you got to have [ __ ] a cgi also we're probably throwing on more mandates in just two hours they probably told him like you have to put in at least another 10 jokes or some [ __ ] then we get this weird [ __ ] scene with flash love interest and i think it does it never comes back it doesn't add anything to the movie at all it's just there well it's supposed to be i think you'd say it's supposed to be an example of him saving someone's life which sets you know it's a good way to get us characteristics quickly and then she'll come back in his movie like i'm fine with that but the scene itself was [ __ ] hilarious i mean yeah the scene itself yeah it's like i don't know i cannot believe that tweet we were robbed you [ __ ] we were wrong of anything what do you mean we can warrior we stand with you more sorry it could be like looking a month's time before this video even comes out who knows what has been discussed by that you know oh yeah because this is gonna take a lot of time just to get the assembly cut together and then i've gotta like do all the jokes and all the this is gonna take wow oh just [Music] i am i'm sorry i am not messaging you at all you got to get to work on this like as soon as possible and i still got a suicide squad to finish as well yeah they'll probably be able to train after watching this film yeah same because the thing is the final verdict on what we think of this film is already like the efap audience already know they would have seen that already by the time they see this so you know we've probably talked already about all the additional flaws and gone through it so this isn't i'm trying to think of like what would be the thing for us to talk about right now probably just our initial impressions a simple i guess a simplified summary of like this film yeah the world building is like broken the world building is absolutely broken yeah and it wasn't it wasn't like totally broken in the original but now it is nothing makes sense anymore um yeah the one the element this film has over just joss whedon's is that uh there's just loads of fan bait and [ __ ] in this everywhere yeah but i mean yeah yeah like that that's gonna push it through everyone's gonna think this is good i honestly have like how many of you have watched justice league with this back-to-back like these films are so similar yeah i don't even remember if i mentioned just at the start or before we started recording but no one who have seen this has been going through this arc like we've did just watching watching every single one of them and still going by the way yeah but my basically been going frame by frame so i was very intimately aware of what was the same yeah what was taken away and a lot is still the same so much there's like actually more similarities than differences that we've got maybe one hour of stuff that i would consider like new and talk aboutable in the context that's different from justice league so like all the dark side scenes the silas scenes but like about an hour of it is the same scenes with just additional stuff and slower shots and slo-mo like it i just it's an unbelievable amount of fat in this film we have to see him walking in the stairwell we have to see them going from this room we need to see him drive to work insane so many scenes of characters just walking around looking sad with sad music playing in the background and there's nothing happening nothing of substance this was trash i'm i'm sorry everyone that that's sucking this film's dick what the [ __ ] are you thinking i have to go now you uh i tweeted out my thoughts you guys let me know what the rank what the ranking is when i think i'm gonna wait on my ranking until the end of the stream on saturday i think i'm gonna i wanna go through this again i want to catch every single thing i want to categorize my criticisms the problem here is that we're dealing with this is the most beloved in the uh in the dcu now so we're going to have to really like be careful we have to be very specific about criticisms i'm not i'm not going public with my criticisms i'm i'm going dark i'm going dark this whole week you're welcome to do whatever you want [Laughter] okay okay yeah uh thank you for including me in this team repository nice to be watching this movie with you and uh i mean although not really nice to be watching this movie in general this is blue uh shazam you're next welcome listen everyone says that you're the the best one of this but you're not excel think of no better use of seven gigs on my computer than [Laughter] justice league snyder cut by the way later you know all of about all of them all of chernobyl is like six gigs [Laughter] that's very good and the thing is this wasn't even the highest quality file you can get like imagine like a 4k um you know it's probably like 50 gigabytes oh you see all that amazing cgi oh yeah i could have totally put a [ __ ] uh 8k fake 4k we're going to be able to dig up this film yeah they're going to be going so anything to add still are we going to wait for the calling it people are going [Music] oh yeah that was really bad i think i i i honestly thought that it was going to be better now it's going to be better yeah yeah i thought it'd be i thought it'd be a little better marginally better yeah the problem is it did it did add some some stuff here and there that made it a little bit better but then we had like so much fluff and stupid [ __ ] that it makes it worse it's probably gonna like just just an estimate it's probably gonna go like right in the middle of the ranking for me right now because i don't think i i don't think it's worse than suicide squad because suicide squad is [ __ ] bad i i want to abstain i'm thinking about it just yet i've got no idea how it ranks objectively it's an early prediction i'm going to wait for the effect as well i hate those i really like floating in the same area it's insane it's so hard to categorize them yeah yeah they can do so i i really really like dc yeah i like dc like as well which is why it's so frustrating that we're never gonna get anything good because like you're half torn between these crappy movies that people think are good because they're fun and then you're half torn between people who think these crappy movies are great because they're dark there's no focus on whether or not the act the writing itself and the characterization is strong so we're just left whatever yes what happens when you have reactionary filmmaking as opposed to like just trying to tell a decent story that's what this whole series is and it always has been reactionary man of steel is reactionary to the dark knight trilogy batman superman is like reactionary to avengers and so is justice league yes it's called as guardians yeah um aquaman is like some i don't know some some more like trying to be marvel i guess right in heaven from being yeah as if that's what it is it's not fun well it is fun but not like it's serious too but not without having dark side or whatever that steppenwolf chopping people in half with his electricity axe oh yeah like that wasn't even that bloody or like um sweary or anything so like that our rating was really um oh yeah just the blood it's just [ __ ] awful all the time as well yeah it was fake because it wasn't part of what it was shot you guys remember the creepy singing cult oh you know so yeah ago it does it felt like we watched that yesterday what the [ __ ] was that about basically for me it was yesterday they smelled the shirt and i'm like what i was like i was joking at first i wanted her smell that [ __ ] shirt sure and she did she took a big old whiff at aquaman's shirt and like smells like aquaman as if you wouldn't i love the idea that joss whedon was watching it and he was like we're uh we're gonna cut this it's a little bit weird that's creepy get this out of here and he started sneaking in his own like commentary on the film's dialogue strong man as strong as alone you ever heard that so like bruce wayne just like that's not a saying that's the opposite of what they're saying man man god damn [ __ ] jesus christ um [ __ ] yeah i'm i'm deflated i think yeah that was played it's a good word to use yeah fat movies decide to cut see you in the past future you've been watching this see you in the nightmare i just find it amazing they've already seen us break it down fully on a stream so they're already probably upset with us so this is if this is the origin of all of our woes it's fine you can be obsessed with us that's fine to be wrong i mean she just he thinks the next dog is so wrong at least a lot of the at least the bad mc movies there's like stuff to laugh at and it's so you know like oh he's back uh okay that was weird um oh shoehorning himself in front go to the southpaw's party i changed my profile pic for this yeah i didn't i'm gonna i'm gonna keep mine for the stream on saturday yeah someone draw me as martian manhunter or something please no please nobody's gonna see this request before then yeah that's true [ __ ] mommy is uh your favorite no dildus well my favorite is green lantern but uh the only time he appeared was as a corpse so i was so lame man the [ __ ] hey so much you can do with green lantern as well because each person uses the ring differently because it reflects their personality so jon stewart like constructs his construct from the inside out while you know kyle is like an artist and oh [ __ ] yeah oh no he's getting turned into a parademon i am i'm full of figures that's good people think this is really good they thought man of steel was a masterpiece there are some people who are saying this is better and achieved more than all of the avengers movies oh god that is insane it's like the best comic book movie ever made well this is unfathomable to me this is insane yeah the praise for this movie is through the roof everyone's hype as [ __ ] we have to be the dower ones and then once time passes like i'm not even kidding even if it takes like half a year one at one point they will say it wasn't very good i was like like none of what was discussed earlier happened [ __ ] man what am i going to do with this edit man that's going to be i'm so sorry no don't worry this is this is what i uh this is what i was born for all righty then well there you go we've had effect movies before we add them sad yeah yeah i mean even with the other ones they we were still kind of we would jovial after justice league kind of funny yeah there was there was it was there was stuff to like in there there's nifty things but in this one like there's too many issues to even get into i honestly i think i'm gonna find characters to the [ __ ] time travel to the just i just started this way we've had people say before like oh you've talked over it so of course you think it's worse than it actually is but in reality when i go back and look through all of it i'm probably gonna come up with a list and we're gonna have to go through all of it on satellites it'll be even worse yeah or worse than end game oh um well end game has like two so probably it is better but not by much yeah i'd say it's less likeable than in game but it's probably the game's got less i enjoy it for sure that's the thing yeah 84 and end game both destroy the universe with their um though there's a little bit of that in this with uh a little bit with the flash time things and uh i don't know what cyborg was doing at the end there he could just manipulate matter to do whatever he wanted to be like jesus reality can be whatever i want alrighty it was fun i said that because i was contractually obligated to say it [Laughter] i had a blast that was great that was i can think of no better way to spend four hours what was i doing in the blurb let's see ign's because i remember it was i knew it was going to get everything yep oh my god how with zack snyder's justice league is a surprise vindication for the director and the fans that believed in his vision with a mature approach to its superhero drama better realized antagonists and improved action snyder's version of justice league saves the film from the dustbin of history something that likely could have only could have happened on a streaming platform like hbo go i mean max um we never paid for that review though not every edition feels totally necessary and some new visual effects that stick out as unpolished some um some one or two yeah it's hard to overstate how much more enjoyable this version of justice league is no enjoyable are you kidding me what a slog a slog is a good way to describe it i had significantly less fun watching just all that it wasn't a fun movie justice league the justice league one was fun justice league number two was not fun i completely agree and i find it infinitely amusing to see all the decisions joss made in terms of cuts because a lot of this [ __ ] needed to be cut at the same time what he ended up making was [ __ ] too like i'm not suggesting otherwise of course that's crap but my god the dc what an embarrassment like i thought that snyder cut had a chance of making us go this is the best one and i was prepared to be like however not really a fair fight because this one got all this other stuff it's like no it's not even that it's so bad yeah i mean i like here's the thing people are you'll just want to shoot on it i would much rather watch a an amazing four-hour movie that i could constantly reference in the future and plus i don't want to be miserable for four hours like i want everything i watch to be good and everything i play to be good like that wasn't it and i don't care i don't make like money from this [ __ ] i mean the podcast but well like i don't get any extra money for [ __ ] yeah i was gonna say we i for anybody who says like you do it for clicks or whatever i'll just be like i think we'd make more money if we were positive about this one too bad we're we're tied to our standards so damn it i've got to show you guys some fun dc stuff at some point it's holy [ __ ] this is a misery yeah a nightmare i need to go to well that's that thank you all for watching uh see you for whatever the hell happens next yeah see you goodbye everybody see you later this sucks i only made it halfway from my gym that's very embarrassing [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh so this is awkward so yeah we originally had a bit more of a grandiose ending planned for this most epic of efap movies but unfortunately ye olde copyright bots decided they weren't having it so we had to cut it not to worry though if you still want to see the original ending to efap movie snyder cut just shuffle your highness over to the meme repository channel where the original ending will either be premiering now or will already be out depending on what time you're seeing this i'm not a [ __ ] soothsayer i gotta say i mean you could do that or or you could stick around here i i don't know i'm not your mum um spoiler alert um that paternity test was rigged uh hashtag release the meme cut uh good night and he said to me lois lane is the key yeah yeah because they never revisit that in the normal version that was really bad again i hope we find out what he actually meant someday so that we can criticize it fully that seemed stupid what he said was much much much later and a boom tube erupts in front of lex surprising him emerging from the portal desaad the horrific sadistic servant of his master darkseid who emerges behind him darkseid takes the power of the anti-life equation for himself in the bat cave superman batman and lois regroup they learn of darkseid's arrival superman tells batman that this is the fight among the gods she's my world he tells bruce protect her superman flies off to confront darkseid after superman leaves bruce and lois argue bruce knows she's pregnant lois ends the argument by telling bruce you're not the father and she exactly like that she tries to tell bruce about what she's discovered with what lex is planning but he won't listen at the three rivers taking in darkseid's arrival lex tells darkseid that darkseid has the power to kill superman darkseid moves forward acknowledging lex he says to lex i don't want him dead i want superman to submit the girl lex says she's the key to breaking his spirit superman arrives and a battle with darkseid erupts but darkseid booms to lois the back cave collapsing around her and batman at his arrival um okay bruce looks down at darkseid and lois from behind the glass wall above dark side stares at lois bruce is overwhelmed what can he do superman flies in incredible speed to gotham he arrives just in time to see darkseid unleashing his omega beams from his eyes turning lowest to ash no turning lois into ash superman cries out his soul shatters grief grief stricken he moves to tear darkseid apart but darkseid gazes at him the power of the anti-life equation coursing through his veins superman stops his mind infected by darkseid bruce watches it all in horror superman grabs his head in pain eyes burning batman watches in horror as a dark side takes full control of superman superman turns on batman and he barely escapes lex believes he's one but comes face to face with superman he looks at lex with burning red eyes and lights him on fire as flick screams the world goes red and cut too five years later okay the plan is that barry will warn batman sot that they can be prepared but the flash will only have 10 to 15 seconds before he's taken apart so what can he say in that amount of time to bruce they all agree it's simple you have to stop lex if lex is stopped darkseid will never come here and lex will never slaughter the justice league afterwards bruce pulls barry aside bruce tells him that it won't work he was trying to stop lex already flash has to say something else bruce says that this is his fault in a rare moment of vulnerability bruce admits she was superman's world i believe i broke that connection bruce whispers in barry's ear and flash's eyes go wide flash can't help but say no way bruce responds tell me that it will change everything then we're with bruce and lois as they argue in justice league two you're not the father lois storms out of the bat cave when the flash arrives landing in the justice league two moment he tells bruce what we didn't hear before what bruce whispered in flash's ear lois lied to you you're the father after delivering his message the flash vanishes from existence [Music] what'd you bring me

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Published: Wed Aug 25 2021