last week I baked thousands of cookies and tried to take over the world today I will continue to eat more and more cookies until I blow up what is going on TFG Squad my name is Brandon and welcome back to Cookie Clicker so this is the game where you bake millions of cookies and try to take over the world you could see my TFG Bakery right now is making 1,500 cookies every second and I've got like 167,000 cookies that number keeps going up also I've got like how many grandmas do I have I have 25 grandmas I've got 14 Farms 7 mines and my brand new TFG Factory all of these things are working together to help me take over the world so first things first if I want to upgrade I want to upgrade my factory oh that's going to be expensive oh that's going to be really expensive all right what if I upgrade my mines that's going to be 600,000 all right all right you know what I could give my grandmas lubricated Dentures for $50,000 and that's going to make them twice as efficient all right why not right now I'm getting 1,498 cookies per second now I'm getting 1,598 okay okay that's pretty good my grandma's uh like darling over here who's literally 105 years old she is working her fingertips off right now what's another Grandma I want to feature a grandma every once in a while they're working very hard I want to keep featuring them we've got Gertrude over here oh she's a young one Gertrude is only 86 years old that lady better make a lot of cookies for me she's got no excuses over the 105-year-old all right anyway if you guys want to see more Cookie Clicker on the channel don't forget to hit that like button and make sure you guys subscribe to the channel right now I love this game I want to make an entire series on this game okay I have 260,000 cookies so far how many have I made in total I've made 925,000 cookies in total so I can either buy another Factory or I could buy like a bunch of Mines Farms or Grandma H what do I want to make I want to make let's make 20 Farms I feel like the Farms are pretty good let's get 10 mines and then I should be able to get 149,000 let's make one more Factory boom okay now I'm making over 2,000 cookies every second that is pretty good also I need to focus on these upgrades oh I just got an achievement I baked my millionth cookie I have baked over a million cookies oh that's fantastic what a fantastic Empire that I am starting to build also we've got like these news articles at the top it says uh news I've had dreams about cookies three nights in a row I'm a bit worried honestly this one says your cookies sell very well in dist countries okay if you guys remember from last video my cookies were so bad the local raccoons wouldn't even eat them now I'm shipping them out to distant countries this one says new cookie based on religion sweeps the nation I don't even know what that means all right you know what let's start clicking when I click I bake cookies at a faster Pace I also really want to upgr oh what's this one farmer grandmas grandmas are twice as efficient and far arms gain 1% ooh that's actually pretty good yeah let's buy that 55,000 that's not bad this whole game is about upgrades the more I can upgrade my grandmas and my farms and my factories the better also if I'm doing anything wrong in this game help me out in the comments you guys were helping me last video and it already made me so much better oh look at my grandmas hey my grandmas are Now farmers I guess that must have been part of my last upgrade who do we have here we've got Pearl she's also 105 years old I don't know where I found these grandmas I don't know how these grandmas are still alive and baking cookies but they are the foundation of my cookie Empire and I appreciate them for the rest of my life okay I'm going to upgrade my clickers I want to buy 50 clickers can I afford 50 clickers bam so now I've made a complete circle around my cookies which is kind of cool I don't think the clickers are really making me that many cookies but now I've got the clickers that go all the way around that's perfect I'm going to buy 1 two three four more grandmas we've added Betty stinky her name's stinky well you know what she's 94 she could she could have me call her whatever she wants I will not argue with that I need to make more mines the mines cost 48,000 so let's go 1 2 3 4 5 now we've got 15 mines and I'm making over 3,000 cookies per second that's actually pretty good and now what I also want to do is I want to make more factories also I can unlock more things so at uh 1.4 million cookies I can buy a bank at 20 million cookies I unlock something else and at 330 million cookies I unlock something even bigger I have no idea what that's going to be but it's going to be awesome I'm going to upgrade my mines bam oh that was a big big upgrade now I'm making almost 5,000 cookies every second that was good I should be able to get back up to a million pretty easily and get that bank but you know what I'm going to make more of these things first I I don't feel like I have enough uh Farms mines and factories yet I I definitely have enough cursors and you know what I've got enough grandmas I'm tired of hearing uh Pearl complain about her aching back I I think we're going to give the rest of the grandmas a break for now so I have enough to buy like two factories or I could buy a couple mines or a bunch of farms you know what let me buy I'm going to buy five Farms three four five that's pretty good we're close to a million we are close to a million bam okay I don't think I've ever held a million cookies like I've baked over a million what am I at right now 3.5 million I have baked 3.5 million cookies in total but I've never held over a million at a time so I'm getting very close to unlocking the bank I could also make a lot of upgrades here oh man this is tempting I could upgrade my Farms which once again I don't really know what a cookie Farm is cookies are not like um it it's not a plant you're not able to grow cookies I guess you can grow the ingredients like I said last video but yeah I'm not going to focus on the farms oh I could invent different cookies plain cookie sugar cookie oatmeal raisin peanut butter cookie where's my chocolate chip I want a chocolate chip or is that what I'm making right now that might be what I'm already making right now okay hey I'm over 1.4 so let's make my first ever TFG bank bam how much is that making me how much does the branch of TFG make me it makes me 1,400 cookies per second okay that's pretty good cuz I only have one bank and it is not upgraded at all so that that's actually pretty solid back over a million again so now I'm really starting to create a lot of cookies uh let's go for what do I want to do do I want to make another Factory do I want to make another bank let's build you know what let's build a couple factories wait can I upgrade my factory can I upgrade my factory I could upgrade my factories for 1.3 million that is a lot that is a lot but you know what I think I need to I think I need to I'm going to do that I'm going to go bam upgraded factories and then I'm going to build one more Factory now that I have upgraded factories they should be generating more and more cookies okay that's not bad you know I was really hoping I'd be over 10,000 cookies per second by now I don't know if I'm doing a great job if I do the plain cookies upgrade 1% man I don't think that's that big of an upgrade isn't that only going to give me like 80 extra cookies per second we're going to have to click away a little bit what does it say uh cookies help me stay thin and healthy reveals a celebrity okay so now I'm brainwashing people now I am paying celebrities to lie to the general public and tell them that my cookies are healthy yeah eating my cookies you will lose weight and you'll never be healthier in your life um this says TFG is set to be this year's most popular baby name people love my cookies so much that they're naming their children TFG they're not even naming their kids bre Brandon they're not naming their kids frustrated gamer they're naming their kids three letters TFG I'm about to upgrade my cookie for the first time to the plane cookie I'm I'm curious if that's going to change this cookie over here on the left let's find out that's going to give me a 1% boost on everything which right now doesn't sound like a lot but I guess over time that will help me so that's about a million cookies bam so yeah yeah see like right now that didn't really make that much of a difference and no it did not change the appearance of my chocolate chip cookie but all right all right I guess 1% boost is kind of nice I want to you know what I want to get 600,000 cookies so I could get the minor grandmas we're actually not that far away we're almost at a half a million right now almost there bam 600,000 watch the grandmas right here they're about to look like miners instead of um farmers and I don't mean miners as in like young people I mean ERS as in like you know mining on a rock that's what they're about to look like bam oh some of them are still Farmers some of them are miners some of them are farmers Pearl I I have 110y old lady here what is the oldest lady I have I mean 110 is got to be the record yeah it doesn't look like I've got oh 111 we've got Muriel I remember Muriel mu Muriel from last video years old that is that is absolutely crazy so I've been looking at my uh lineup of helpers is what we'll call it and you know what one of these is a lot cheaper than the rest of them I'm going to buy more grandmas let's go 1 2 3 4 five 6 7 8 9 10 11 we got 40 grandmas let's see some of the ladies we've added we've added naan she's 106 feel like there's a lot of pearls every other grandma's name is Pearl we've got Barrel Burl I don't know we've got Bonnie darling mod and uh Bonnie all right a lot of a lot of repeating names I'm noticing a lot of murials I'm noticing a lot of uh Darlings I'm also noticing a lot of pearls like I said but now I'm making 13,000 cookies per second I am making a lot a lot of cookies all right how much is the is the farming upgrade 550,000 yeah let's do that bam okay that was a solid upgrade it wasn't a great update but it it was okay and you know what if we could upgrade to sugar cookies for five million that would be a pretty big upgrade I would much rather eat a sugar cookie than a plain cookie okay I've been grinding for a long time I'm at almost 19 million cookies how many have I made in total I've made 38.9 million cookies in total but I'm only a million away from unlocking the temple I don't know what the temple is going to do it says full of precious ancient chocolate oh okay apparently now I'm going to have chocolate chip cookies with um precious ancient chocolate that kind of sounds gross wouldn't I want my CH my chocolate to be like fresh would I really want my chocolate to be ancient that sounds like um that sounds like food poisoning to me anyway all right it says people come from very far away to get a taste of your cookies cookies could be the key to eternal life says scientists okay now I'm no longer paying off the um celebrities now I'm paying off the scientists to tell people that my cookies are going to make them live forever okay we just got to 20 million so I'm going to buy these bam oh I unlocked the temple down here wa it looks like I can unlock like a spaceship or something look at this one for 5.1 billion wow that is a lot and then I don't know what this one is that I unlock at 330 million the temple didn't really give me that much 7,800 cookies per second which I mean that's not bad bad but I had to pay like 20 million cookies for that that's a lot that is a lot I'd rather just buy more grandmas you know what let's let's buy let's buy some grandmas let's buy five more grandmas who did we add we added gerud uh heinous I've never heard that name Agnes an old classic glattus and naan foreign politician involved in cookie smuggling Scandal I love the headlines in this in this game we've got politicians smuggling cookies now that's how valuable these cookies have gotten okay is our planet getting lighter experts examine the effect of intensive chocolate mining so we've mined so much chocolate that the world is getting lighter I don't feel like there is such thing as a chocolate mine I I chocolate comes from like beans right I I I you know what that's totally fine that is totally fine and this one just says call me from Grandma okay you know what I guess I did forget to call my grandma today all right we've got five million cookies which means now I can upgrade whoa what is this golden Idols for $200 million oh I can upgrade my my um Temple well I don't have anywhere near enough money for that milk chocolate cookies H okay so I guess I haven't unlocked the chocolate chip cookie you know what I can unlock though I could unlock sugar cookies for 5 million again they don't really help me that much but I just kind of feel like I need some chocolate CH or I need some sugar cookies you can't be a cookie Baker and not baked sugar cookies it's like the staple of cookies behind the chocolate chip so yeah let's buy it bam and that gave me a 1% boost on I think everything I could upgrade my mouse I don't really want to do that if I get to 6 million I can make my mines two times more efficient but if I get to 6.5 I can make my Factory two times efficient with child labor oh come on man aren't I making enough cookies do I really need to okay you know what we're going to do it though we're going to do it we're going to have to buy uh we're going to start hiring children to work for me this is just fantastic but you know what I need my factories to churn out more cookies so if I have to hire a seven-year-old that's what I'll do all right let's go over here right now we're making 32,000 cookies per second let's upgrade to child labor boom Oh my gosh that gave us a great boost how many cookies have I made in total 55 million cookies in total yeah I would say that's enough to explode subscribe to my other YouTube channel it's called TFG Vlogs and I will see all of you in the next video [Music]
