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[Music] um so what's good tmg fam it's your boy ellen i'm back with another reaction how y'all feel welcome back to the channel salute so listen man i need y'all help with something and this this kind of has something to do ah not not really you know i mean it's it's along the line but how do you get out of group text threads like somebody please save my life bro like i am getting to the point with these text threads that you get in people put you in and you can't get out so you get all these alerts you try to delete it you can't get out then the person that puts you in it uh uh you can't get them to get you like how do you get out of texture is bro oh that is the most like when they upgrade that or fix that to where you can get like my life would be so much better so much better man people just be adding you to text threads that you don't even be wanting man you getting all these messages and alerts and all these people have the people in the text threads you don't know so you like it's weird it's weird it is weird see i like it on like when you do like messenger and you you in there with a group of your friends and and y'all all in this messenger group because you can kick people out and you can also keep remove your spike get yourself out of there bro you know what i'm saying so i like that aspect when it comes to text messages it's like no man y'all need to step your game up and fix this man i don't like being put in text threads with a whole bunch of people i don't know or in text threats that i want to get out of man it's my choice but anyway today we're going to check out we're back with uh the channel fainted man shout out to them make sure y'all go show them a lot of love this channel is super dope um funniest text ever funniest text messages ever alright we're gonna get into this so if you're new to the channel man hit the subscribe button if you can help me please do so in the comment section man so i can get out of this situation man these situations i'm in several let's go message from dad meow what hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and today i'm going to be taking a look at some funny text messages hope you guys enjoy let's go i'm breaking up with you gur um what angry bionicle what a great response to finding out your girlfriend of 24 years is leaving you now we know why because you putting up stuff like that man some stuff you you you shouldn't just reply to with pictures or emojis or or get what is it jiffy's gifties or whatever it is man like it's certain things man just either text that person normally or call them that's that's a thought calling to my persons currently experiencing or having experienced diarrhea within the previous 14 days shall not be allowed to enter the pool water so i guess i'm not allowed to swim at this hotel ever bro send me some good jokes sorry now i'm busy with my girlfriend good one send me more destruction 100. hi this is micropost we've had difficulties getting you on the xbox database we require your email and password to get you back on our database learn to spell at school.com oh man that's not only funny bro like at some point you like yo fam that's unprofessional bro if you doing that family that's not a professional password is stupid k1d omg you actually fell for it have fun getting hacked slow claps [Music] dude why is there a crack on my phone um you got drunk last night and through it wait why you turned on airplane mode and kept yelling fly damn you and no one stopped me we were too busy laughing our asses off rest in peace to the iphone and have some more slow claps well done mate good job that's one of the bad mornings we all had some of them mine didn't involve my cell phone though mine involved the shoes i wore that night got so drunk man and i just started dragging my feet on the concrete just dragging my feet my a friend of mine was like yeah he said he told people that was there he was like he is going to be pissed in the morning when he wakes up bro i had the white whites on you hear me white whites dragging my feet on the concrete stomping in mud threw up like the whole nine yards man it was it was terrible it was terrible but it was back when i was buying just spinning on dumb amounts of shoes anyway so when snoop dogg isn't sipping on gin and juice he's busy investing his money into companies like ease and robinhood check it out at https colon slash getfreakinghack.com did snoop dogg tell you that yeah yeah of course mate definitely not just one of those spam text messages you get and they getting outrageous with these spam text messages too bro that and and the scam likely think yourself hold on how have these guys managed to acquire my phone number probably are the only fan subscriptions you're signing up for mate i couldn't find the statue of liberty though yeah that's in new york my friends won't tell me where it is um what the statue of liberty is in new york uh you didn't know that [Music] i wouldn't judge hi hi where do i know you from you don't know me i took your number from my friend who long just a friend doesn't matter well i wanna know who lo something a little bit creepy about this like oh hey what's up i just got your number from someone uh hope you don't mind me texting me even every day back in the days there used to be a bunch of dudes trying to get girls numbers that way like come on fam like that just don't seem weirded out creepy style to you huh you're gonna show up to the house with the with the van with no windows in it too the plastic all in all in the florida van no [Music] behold my greatness anime polish cow anime polish cow why do you do this to me what is this creation it's not just a cow it's not just a polish cow but an anime polish cow bruh hi there this is johnny johnny rs president in the shadow valley board i have a question for you i have a sister that ordered her clothes for one of the men there but they won't be there until the 15th is that going to be a problem uh i think you have the wrong number thank you hi there this is johnny johnny rs president in the shadow valley board i have a question for you i have a sister that ordered her clothes for one of the men there but they won't be there until the 15th is that going to be a problem sorry you still have the wrong number when you're coming up to bed will you bring me up a hole of water please how big do you want your hole a glass what how long what are you on about you said you wanted a hole of water you're not funny okay shut up laughing no you hey don't wait for me i'm at the hospital is everything okay i'm okay it's just my cousin he can't speak a walk oh my gosh what freaking happened nothing serious he was just born two hours ago i hate some of y'all i hate somebody y'all bro y'all can give people heart attacks do y'all be playing man stop playing like that older you 24 what about you daddy 47 you're the same age as my daughter and you're my dad's age allison dad well that just sounds like alabama with extra steps [Music] hey where's my family at from alabama man y'all just gonna let them do y'all like that bro where my fan man what a tmg fan man from alabama bro don't let him do that like that y'all come on well that just sounds like alabama with extra steps mrs to x hi i have an exam tomorrow so any cheating tips it's a lot of damage the neighbor's kids challenged us to a water fight i'm in just waiting for the water to boil what mom i'm going to the neighbors kids challenged us to a water fight i'm in just waiting for the water to boil i'm stealing that i'm stealing that it's about to get hot too i'm oh man you know what i'm thinking about doing this year speaking of that bro i know this is off topic but uh super soaker going back to the days of the super soaker fam like yeah yeah yeah get a bunch of us go get some super soakers oh it'll be on what mom i'm going to a sleepover to kate okay son but please don't forget to wear protection mom i'm 14 and i'm 28. wait a minute bruh do the maths do the maths bruh remember when we used to kick pregnant woman what when we were inside our mother's womb ah they had us in the first half not gonna lie what did you say to my son i think you have the wrong number you sad bad thing my son what did i say bully my son in school you said mean thing to my son when bullying i'm 23. message to boyfriend i need to tell you something what is it babe i broke your xbox what joke i'm cheating on you so my xbox is okay right forget about the whole cheating thing all this guy cares about as if he can play a few games with halo 3 don't blame him got his priorities in check you know what i mean who needs a girlfriend when you can have an mlg 1v1 on the pit bro i saw your girl washing dishes at this restaurant on v-day i didn't know she worked there yeah she don't huh i saw her though she cheated on me so i asked her to be my valentine and took her there told her not to bring her purse i got this so we ordered and the total came to 322.57 i told her i was going to the bathroom but instead i left oh that's dirty fam to which i ain't mad at him though you cheated shorty hey if if that was us on other you can't be bad at yo fam ordered food told you not to bring your purse that should have been a red flag for you anyway but still i had to bring your purse ran up a heck of a tab and then rolled out on you that's the evilest thing i can imagine this is why you don't cheat on your boyfriend you never know when he's going to do you like this kind of karma but also if this situation actually happened and you're at a restaurant and this guy who's like oh pay for dinner babe i got this decides to run to the bathroom or just dip from the restaurant and leaves you with the bill i i don't think there's actually really much the restaurant can do if you can't pay it like i swear to try to insinuate here the fact that she's washing dishes as if she's like employed by them i don't know why but i feel like they'll be more lenient on on the woman like the restaurant or try to work with her and do like the dude let us be like oh man no don't worry police will be here in just a second just stay right there they'll be here in a sec we'll sort this whole thing out like they was probably real lenient and they're like you have to work 55 hours to wash dishes to make this money back nah she probably just walk out mate message from my crush want to go on a date sometime no i kind of like you but your emojis are too lame i'll never date you or how about now whoa where did you get those awesome emojis i'm star-stricken marry me success thank you dynamoji's app for unlocking the new emojis for me i want those new dyna emojis okay this is just a promo isn't it i did a free ad read whoops you see these emojis these will get your crush to like you especially the chunky troll face good question what are your thoughts of anime fanboys very sexy if drawn right oof i love you i have a boyfriend accept it or i'll tell your father about your boyfriend i love you too now i will show it to your boyfriend snake also what's with these daddy issues bro i mean i get it's just a meme text but the fact that some girls will be like oh i can't let my dad know i got a boyfriend or he's gonna get mad you're such a jerk you're oh my gosh you're so annoying you are stop doing that you're making me mad you're fine i'm going to slap your face you're the person getting corrected right so we have a group text chat here called sungwoo's bubba boy and there's a lot of people in here gemma i ship it why does that sound like an std you sound like an std oml no you no you no you you're a big stupid head well if i'm hiv you're herpes i'm the better std baba boy i'm the best what the what what why does that sound like an std you sound like an std oml no you no you no you you're a big stupid head well if i'm hiv you're herpes i'm the better std baba boy i'm the best see that's why you don't give everybody your phone number right here bro i could not i cannot participate in a conversation like this i will not bro i'll leave you i'll leave you i'll leave you sitting there texting yourself promise you i will sdd no i'm the best std i'm like the coroner of arts of stds i'm the black plague of stds i'm the coronavirus the better of stds you ain't better than the black plague of stds get out of here well that group chat definitely lived up to what i was expecting although i was kind of hoping there'd be a message coming in from this guy big pp baller where you are office still stands if you guys want to come for thanksgiving we'd love to see you all we should wait until next year but mom what about your famous cranberry sauce good idea nathan you could serve it at my funeral hey why was six afraid of seven because seven eight nine come on no because seven was a registered sex offender get it that's not even freaking funny what's a six offender can i eat your ass baba boy what's a peculiar conversation to have how do we transition from hey why was six afraid of seven hey man if somebody do that joke in your text thread man report them prime just report them don't ask questions bro trust me he needs to be reported and two gonna [Music] intensely fires intensely into odor guys what kind of role play is this seriously and the fact you're texting somebody called pee pee poo poo i don't know why i expected anything less what are you doing for turkey day no plans just chilling i'm on friday too you nothing want to make an apple pie i don't like apple pie what pie do you like cream pie so funny just look at that bitmoji bruh it's actually a little bit cursed ooh what is it now i see why a lot of people are living like the single life man and and and are struggling finding people bro if this is what a lot of y'all text bridgery like i feel sorry i honestly feel sorry for y'all what's that before it was a good idea to try and make an emoji look like a human nose i typed that with my nose toe i typed that with my toe big bubba boy don't even can we have a normal freaking conversation for once anyways yeah i'm gonna leave it there guys subscribe if you want to see more and listen man if if some of y'all talk like somebody's food i don't want to talk to y'all i want to have a conversation i don't want to be in a text thread and i would appreciate don't include me in a text thread like that bro come on man i got way too much other stuff going on to be doing to be involved in conversations i won't text you back you'll start to think i'm weird something wrong with me but nah fam i just don't have time for that some of these was funny though some of these needed to be reported some of y'all are some sickos straight up sicko modes but uh yeah yeah i got some of the craziest textures ever what's the craziest thing somebody's text you or a text thread that you've been a part of leave it in the comments section let's talk about it should boy oh man y'all stick around and stay tuned i'm going to the next reaction of my piece i'll stay solid hey

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Length: 18min 15sec (1095 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 26 2021