[rock music] [gun shot] [explosion] Korie: All right, so what do you have
December 9 through 13? Willie: I told you, in December I'm
gonna be hunting. >> Willie, we have
that buyer coming in. >> Maybe you can get
one of those cardboard stand-ups
of me. >> That's not gonna work. Jase: Hey. >> I'm in a meeting. >> This will only take
a second. >> I'll see you- >> This is an emergency. >> Why is everybody
coming in here? >> It's an emergency! Jep: Si! >> Why do you have
to do everything together? >> Cause... we're friends. >> We got a situation. Si is acting really
weird. >> That took all four
of you to tell me that? >> It's concerning. >> All right, get
back to work. [whimsical music] >> Look, telling me Si
is acting strange is not something I
consider an emergency. That's like telling me
the sun is hot, water is wet, and Kenny G plays the
saxophone. >> Si acting weird is
not exactly news. >> This is really weird. >> Does he have all
his clothes on? >> Most of the time. >> Yeah. >> But it's not just
about that. >> These are just the
facts of life. So when my employees
take time from their work day
to come into my office and voice their concerns,
well, CEO Willie gets suspicious. >> Don't just ask me. >>What he say? >> I'll make a note
of that, and y'all go back
to work. So now CEO Willie has
to become Detective Willie to see if these guys
are telling me the truth. Or of they just want
a coffee break. >> Okay, so what is
he doing differently than he normally does? >> Korie, don't
even engage them. >> Well, I mean- >> Look, he's just
babbling- >> That's normal. >> That's normal for him. >> It's like a
rapper went insane, and got really old, and then he just started
talking. >> Is he like Flavor Flav
weird, or like... >> He don't have a clock. >> It's a koo koo clock. >> Where's he at
right now? >> The koo koo's gone. >> I don't know,
it's hard describe. You need to com watch. >> Or the clocks gone. >> Where's he at
right now? >> The koo koo stayed,
but the clock left. >> Okay, enough
with the koo koo. >> Okay. >> Where is he at? >> He's actually working. >> What? >> Is he messing up
the inventory? >> I'm sure he is. [scoffs] >> All right. I need to stop that.
>> Come on. >> Rapping might be a
bit of a stretch, he just rhymes. Korie: He's rapping?! >> Why can't I just
work with normal people? Martin: You hired us. >> Technically, most of
you are related, you came with the job. [rock music]
[ducks quacking] [twangy guitar] Si: Well the rain started, it made us run into the
jungle of Cain. Jase: You hear 'em? >> We said well let's
hop on the train. Korie: What? >> And then that's
when we run into ol' Wayne. >> Is somebody out there? >> No, there's nobody
out there. Si: Cork. >> Maybe he's sick,
or lost his mind. Si: Stork! That's what I'm
talking about. >> I don't know
whether to laugh or cry. >> Laugh. >> Is he like rhyming
things? >> Yeah. It's like he's discovered the English language for the first time. >> Pork! >> Oh. >> Why's he yelling? >> That's weird. Jase: We have an
emergency situation here. >> Stop, drop, and roll. >> Like... Jase: No, that's a fire. >> How does that apply? Jase: He's not on fire. [rhythmically buzzing] Martin: Oh,
he's on fire. [quirky music] >> When Jase told us
that Si was acting weird, we were concerned. >> Correction. You were concerned. I'm used to that. Korie: I think he's just
getting older, you know. When people get old,
they just start- [Si makes loud
buzzing noise] Saying weird things. I'm not sure he's
all there. >> I've been convinced
he's not all there. >> Well I mean,
like, do you think- >> He's on drugs? >> No! We need to take him- I think we need to
take him to the doctor. >> I think you need to
look at everything. >> That's weird. [Si making loud
siren noise] >> Maybe he's been
exposed to some kind of weird mold. >> Wow. [continues to make noises] >> I mean, we're all
gonna get old some day, and you know, we
could lose our mind. Especially you, 'cause it runs in
your family. >> No, I've- >> You better start
doing crossword puzzles. >> Has he been
sleeping as much as he- >> He's been sleeping an
incredible amount. Si: All right. >> Act like you're
doing something. >> So look guys, put
those boxes there I think. >> Done. >> I'm gonna put this
one right here. >> Okay. >> Looks good. Thanks, guys. I appreciate the help. >> Yup. >> What's up?
>> Hey, Si. >> What are y'all doing? >> Organizing stuff. >> Y'all are weird. >> I'll take that
as a compliment. Willie: We're weird? Si: Yeah, you're weird. Jase: Thank you. Si: What? >> Um, I was gonna
go buy everybody lunch, you ready? >> Nah. >> It's free. >> Let me get this
other order out. >> Whoa. [Si grunting in the
distance] >> All right, he's
never turned down any free food. >> Are you really
buying lunch? >> Only if Si joined
us, so. >> I think that was
just a test. >> That's not cool. Willie: Everybody
is on their own. Jep: You can't go back. Once you say free... Jase: Once you say it... >> Yes I can.
Watch me. Jase: Wait a minute. You're breaking the
lunch protocol. Martin: That's just
hateful. Godwin: I'm gonna
start talking to myself. I want free lunch. [upbeat music] Jep: Look, I'll go
ahead and read my letter to Si first, if that's
all right with y'all? >> We're not reading
letters, Jep. >> I wrote this-
a long letter. >> We're just- We're just asking
what's going on, it's not letter thing. >> I thought this was
an intervention. >> Who said it was
an intervention? >> This isn't an
intervention. >> It's not an
intervention. >> It's just a talk. [heavy sigh]
>> Okay. [guitar twangs] >> There he is. >> Hey, put that away. >> Surprise! >> Surprise? >> Did I forget? Is it my birthday? >> Uh-oh. He doesn't know it's
his birthday. This is a bad sign. >> It's not a surprise. >> Well, is this one
of them invention things? >> No, it's not an
intervention. >> Yes. >> It's just a talk. >> Look, I'll go
ahead and read my letter. >> Don't read that
stupide letter. Godwin: It's typed up
and everything. >> I mean, I'd like
to read- Willie: Just let
me have it. We're just sitting here. We were just gonna
ask you a question or two. >> What y'all- You idiots yelling
surprise for? What's the surprise? >> We just wanna
know if everything is going okay? You've been acting
a little weird- [clicks teeth] -er than you normally do. >> Well, y'all, look, I caught a little bug
this year. >> Oh no, he's sick. >> He's sick. >> And look, I didn't wanna tell
y'all till I got better. Korie: Oh no. >> Are you better? Willie: Is it mental, or? >> Si. >> No, it ain't that. >> There were some signs. >> Look! I caught the music bug. >> The music bug? >> Yeah. [whimsical music] Hey, it may have
took me sixty-eight years to get started on my
music career... There it is, hey. But hey, look, better
late than never. I've been out
honky-tonkin' at night- >> Oh my goodness. >> With my band. >> Yes. >> Well, you were
out there- >> That's why I'm
out there taking so many
naps lately. Hey, if you stay up till
2 am honky-tonkin', it's rough on a man. Specially at my age. >> What are you,
time warped back from 1978? I didn't know there was
a big honky-tonk scene here. >> Look, all these good
guys start out on the honky-tonk
circuit. Hey, people always
telling young kids, "Follow your dreams." That's the stupidest
thing I've never heard of. They're kids, okay. Look.
You need to leave "following your dreams"
to the old dogs. >> He's pursuing his
dreams. >> Hey, I play bars. I play nursing homes,
okay. Hey. I'll even come to a
bat mitzvah, if you invite me. >> Bar who? >> The nursing home? >> Yeah. >> Oh. >> The nursing home
is a tough gig. We're the ones that
need to be chasing the rainbows,
okay. So we can go out in
a blaze a glory. >> Well, Si look, I'm not paying you
all day just to hang around and buzz and hiss
and write songs and sleep. >> Yeah, I know. So I'm going to
have to officially retire from Duck Commander. [guitar twangs] >> Whoa. >> Are you really
retiring, or is it like you
always do? >> Si, you quit like
thirty times. >> Okay. Man's got to chase
his dreams. >> You better get to
running big boy. >> What you mean get
to running? >> Just saying, you're about fifty
yards behind. >> Hold on, I'm in
my prime, sonny boy. I'm in my prime. Jase: He's in his prime. Korie: In his prime. >> Can I go ahead
and read my letter? I spend a lot of
time thins. >> Don't read that
letter. >> Oh you wrote a letter? >> It's an intervention
letter. It's about how you
need to- >> About me?! >> Yes. >> Read it to me, I may turn it into
a song! Crank it up, Jethro! [tender music] >> You're life is gonna
have to change in the following ways. Number one... >> Nope.
[music halts] Nah.
That's junk. Okay, I'm out of here. [laughing] I don't have to take
that crap. >> He gone. >> I think this is for
real this time. >> He's either really
retiring, or he's really crazy. >> Both. [laughing] Willie: Or he'll be
back in two weeks. [upbeat music] Willie: Well,
Si's actually retired. I think his career in
music will be short lived. Jase: Why you think? >> Si can't write
sentence, much less a song. >> Creative fragments. Jep: Y'all gonna get
Si a retirement gift? >> No. >> Depends. >> Funny you should
mention that, 'cause I got him a
little watch. [ethereal music] [scoffs] Gonna Vanna White
this baby. >> He's not gonna
like that. >> And it's expensive. >> You don't see
the problem with that? >> What? >> They wanna forget about
time when you get old. >> That's all old
people do. [mocking tone] What time's lunch? What time's breakfast? What time's my nap? What time's
Murder She Wrote? His whole life is
like a cruise ship. >> Did you save the
receipt on that? >> I actually got
it engraved, so. >> Total waste of money. >> Old people like gold. >> They don't like
watches. >> Gold! It's where it's at. >> He's gonna throw
it away. >> He's gonna throw
away gold? >> Yup. >> He's senile and stupid, but he ain't that stupid. There he is. >> What are you
idiots up to? >> I thought you
retired, Si? >> Hey look, consider
this my three-day notice. [guitar twangs] Jase: Three days? >> Get down, idiot. Get out of my chair. >> Si, you don't even
work here! >> Go back to your
office were you belong fat boy, and let
me sit down in my chair. [laughing] >> Si! Si has given a lot
to me over the years. Mostly gray hairs and
an ulcer. >> I need to get
these guys ready to go after I leave. >> They'll be fine,
believe me. >> No. This gon' be a huge
thing for y'all to overcome. >> Yup! Thing's just won't
be the same around here without Si. Who knows? We may actually get some
work done. >> So what do you want for
your parting gift? >> Well, we'll have a
slamboree. A wing-ding. >> You want a font? >> A shindig. >> Oh, a shindig. >> A shindig. [overlapping chatter] >> A party. Party. >> Not just a party... a blow out party. >> We'll get you a cake, and on your last
day here, we'll have a little
party for you in the conference room. >> No. You're going with the ol'
formal retirement. Oh, hey, give him a watch
with his initials on it- >> Nobody said anything
about a watch. >> Say good-bye to
him with a cake in the conference room. That ain't a party,
that's boring. >> Hey look, guys, I put my whole life
into Duck Commander, okay. And look, there's gonna be a
giant void when I leave. So look, I need to be sent off... You know what I'm
talking about? >> Watches are cool. >> Do what?! >> A thing like a
gold watch, that thing goes up
in value. >> Hey! I'm retiring. >> What am I gonna need
a watch for?! >> Time still goes on, Si. >> Look, hey! Here's what I want
you to do. I ain't talking about
just a party, okay. I'm talking about,
it's got to be a par-tay! I want a band and
a stage, okay. I'll get up and
sing a few songs, we'll have a blast. >> Si- >> I'll get a back-up
band that'll blow your mind. >> Oh no. >> I don't have a
band, Si. We can't- >> You don't have to- I'll take care of
the music. All you gottta do is
get the rides, the house of mirrors... >> Chilidogs. >> Hey, chilidogs. >> Photo booth. >> Corndogs, okay. >> And for baby
sister over here, he wants to have a
photo booth. Here's how bog I want
this party. We got astronauts that
are fixing some equipment in outer space, I want them to look
down and say, "I'm bored to death up
here fixing this stupid satellite. I wish I was down
there at Uncle Si's party. That's where it's at!" >> Si, we'll try to plan you
some sort of party. I don't know if
we'll go that far, but we'll try to
get something. >> Dancing, music, fun! >> Okay. All right, we'll see. >> A real party! Not just a piece
of cake, and thanks a lot for
the memories. >> I was gonna get
you a nice gift and get you a cake. >> Speaking of
retirement gifts, okay. Hey look, I'm gonna take this
chair with me. >> No, you can't have
the chair. That's company property. >> Company property. >> It's in quotes. It is- >> Yeah it is! >> You don't need air
quotes for that. >> I've been working
in this thing for forty years in this
sweat shop. >> No. Technically you just
sat in it, you haven't been
working in it. >> This place really
does stink. I'm glad I'm retiring. Jep: That chair stinks. >> We'll have it cleaned. >> Huh. >> Don't worry. I'll get you something, and it'll be way nicer than
that chair, okay. >> I doubt that. I'm actually gonna
get up on stage and sing, "Take this job and
shove it! Cause I ain't working
here no more." [laughter] Si: He gone! [upbeat music] [duck call] Willie: So Si wants
us to plan him a retirement party. He's retiring. Korie: That be fun. Sadie: He asked for
a party? [laughing] >> He asked for a
big party. I said we would
have a, you know, cookie cake in the
conference room. >> No. We're gonna have
a big party. >> He said he wanted
a blow out, a shindig, or a
bing-bong or something. Rowdy: What's a
bing-bong? >> I could not- >> That be fun, I think. >> That would be fun,
yeah. >> How long has he
worked for the company, I mean... We should throw
him a good party. >> Work?
Probably a year. But he's been there
twenty-five. >> I wanna give Si a really
good retirement party. >> See, that's where
I differ. >> Willie. >> I mean, the last five
years have been a retirement party
for him. >> Okay, but he is retiring, and that's a big deal. You got to admit it,
it'll be a little bit less exciting without Si
around, won't it? >> Mostly it'll just
be quieter. He said he's got the
music, so. >> Well he can't do the
music for his own party. >> Wait, he's singing? >> That's interesting. >> When you retire, we'll get Si and his band
to play at your party. >> The thing about
when I'm retired, it'll be the memory
of Si's band. I don't think any
of them will be alive. He ain't Mick Jagger. Korie: Yeah. >> We need something to
go with the music. Do y'all have any ideas? >> We can make some
T-shirts. >> I kind of like the
T-shirt idea. Kind of like, when you have like for a
reunion or something. >> Yeah. And then we can
always- >> And it's like
commemorative. That's good. >> Wait. Is he moving to
Nashville? >> He didn't say that. >> Maybe y'all could get
a duplex together. >> Me and Si are not
going to Nashville together. [laughing] >> I'm moving to
Nashville as a single lady. I do not nee my crazy
Uncle Si rooming with me. [upbeat music] >> Si retiring is
not the only big thing happening in our family. Sadie is moving to
Nashville. It's gonna be kind
of quiet around the house without her there. >> It is. We'll only have three
kids at home. >> I know.
That's weird. >> That's a lot of kids. I got Sadie a little going
away present. >> You got me a gift? >> Hmm. Willie: How about that,
huh? >> Oh wow. Dad. [oohs and ahs] >> How about a solid
gold watch. >> Let me see,
let me see. >> Did you really get
me this? >> You can tool that
around Nashville. >> I think it might
be a man's watch, Willie. >> It is. >> It's a little
bit sad seeing our kids leave home, but they all come back
eventually. It's like an eagle
returning to its nest. [music halts] Is that a thing? >> It's nothing like
an eagle returning to its nest. >> What about ducks? Do they come back to
their nests eventually? >> They get shot. [guitar twangs] >> Why does it say, "S.R. Hey I'm retired?" >> It's like, "Sadie Robertson.
Hey, you're retired. You're going to
Nashville." >> So did Si not
want a gold watch? >> Oh. >> He didn't like
the idea. >> Well, thanks dad. >> All right,
you're welcome. I should not have
gotten it engraved. [rock music] [shotgun blast] [ducks quaking] Willie: So I think
we should have a roast at Si's party. Jase: Like, everybody's
cooking a roast or? >> No, like we're making
fun of him. He said he was doing
the music, so... I figure we better have
some sort of entertainment. After giving it some
thought, a comedy roast is a
perfect way to celebrate Si at his retirement
party. >> Will, they've been
roasting ol' Si for about fifty years. >> Yep. >> It's not real hard to
figure out some way to make fun of Si. He pretty much does
that on his own. >> Ridiculing one
another is a Robertson Family
tradition. So I think my family
members are really gonna have some fun
with this. Maybe too much fun. And I got him watch, and I've already
re-gifted that. I tried to pawn it off
to Sadie. >> I told you that
was bad idea. >> Well what in the
world would he want? >> You know what
we ought to give him? >> What? >> I'd get him a pair
of beaver underwear. >> Like a diaper, or would you buckle
it or something. >> He's to the age where he
might need a diaper. >> Think jockey-strap
for the water. >> It may Christine
all fired up. >> Here we go. >> I don't know, it think that ship
has sailed. >> You think it's
going to take more than beaver underwear. Jase: Couldn't hurt. >> Oh boy. Phil: Well he's been
griping for the last twenty-five
years about that ol' duck call,
that ol' cut out magnum. >> I know. I know. He won't shut-up
about it. >> Si's favorite call
that we ever made, was called the cut-down. Unfortunately, the call
is no longer in production. >> That's a good idea, if that's what he wants. >> Actually, we killed
more ducks when he didn't have a duck call. >> Well that's true. >> But, you know. >> Save it for the roast. >> Problem is, the
mold broke, and to fix it,
we're gonna have to go to Mississippi. That's where all
our molds are for our plastic
duck calls. Phil: We'd have to
go by the mold place, resurrect a whole mold. That's gonna cost
more than a gold watch there ol' Will. >> Well, it ain't
cheap, but you- >> Well, but if we
could sell 'em. >> Oh yeah you sell 'em. Willie: We need a
new call. Phil: Put down there, "Si Slayer. Get 'em
while they last," whatever. >> Yeah, and then we can
give Si the first one. >> Oh yeah. Jase: Off the new model. Willie: Can y'all go
tomorrow? >> You're paying me, I'll go wherever you
want to. Phil: Well. Yeah, let me think. Jase: Maybe even
get a little over time. Willie: Oh boy.
Jase: Mileage. [rock music] Jep: Quit doing that. I ran into a wall. Martin: Literally. [laughing] Si: I guess y'all
wondering why I brought you out here. >> Try to figure
where we're going to lunch. >> No, we ain't going
to lunch. >> You brought us
here 'cause you're old and you have bad
judgment. >> Lunch? >> No, not lunch. >> Cause you needed
something to do. >> No. >> Lunch? >> Look, you guys need
to focus, all right. I got two days left. And then, hey, all this knowledge I've
got is gone forever. >> So we're not going
to lunch? >> No we ain't going
to lunch. >> All right, fine. Show us your knowledge. >> I can show it
to you better. Martin: Oh, well, he just asked you
to show it, not tell it. Jep: I mean, I hate to break
it to you, but when I think of knowledge
I don't think of you. Godwin: Knowledge. [whimsical music] >> Look, as you get
older, okay. [clears throat] You need to share
the wisdom you've gained with the younger generation,
okay. It's called... Check this out. Martin: What in
the world? >> Hey. Jep: How many plies
is this? >> Four ply. >> It's like a cloud,
man. >> Some of you may
think it's weird that I've got, a secret
vault of you know, toilet paper at work. You ever wipe your
behind with a steak knife? If it's one area
that I'm concerned about or I'm gonna take
care of, it's gonna be my
behind. >> It smells good. >> It does. >> What are y'all doing? >> Oh we're just checking
out some toilet paper here. >> Yeah, I don't
think I even wanna know. [chuckling] Martin: You wanna
borrow some? Korie: No thanks. >> What's next, Si. >> I've saved the
best for last. >> I knew it. That sucker bought
us lunch. Si: Okay. Martin: The grand finale,
huh. The grand finale, this is the last one,
boys. >> This better be good. >> Well, what do
you see behind me? >> Boxes. >> That's what I thought. [guitar twangs] >> What? >> What in the world
is that? Are you kidding me? >> Look at that. >> He gone. Si: Okay, boys. And let the nap begin. [laughter erupts] >> This hidden nap fort
takes things to a whole new level. It's like Si's Bat Cave. But instead of using
to fight crime, he uses it to fight
drowsiness. >> Hey, look here. Nigh light, cooler, bed. >> He's got a picture
of a cat in there! >> No.
That ain't just a cat. That's Sweet Pea. That's my compadre. >> I can't wait to
use this thing for myself. Although I'm not
going to drink out of the iced tea jug
in there because who knows how clean
that is. >> You're missing
a urinal. >> Actually,
is that even iced tea. >> Hey, there's my
nap fort, boys. >> So you came in
on your off days to build something to
avoid working? >> Yeah. >> That seems kind
of ridiculous. >> That's from the
man that don't have himself a nap fort. >> I will fumigate it. >> Yeah, I bet. You better get a
different mattress. >> Oh no. Ain't nothing wrong with
that mattress. >> Probably got a few
stains on it. >> The mattress is
fine, boys. [rock music] Willie: I ain't built
for no backseat. [groaning] >> Based on the initial
idea of that cut out magnum- >> It is hot back here. >> Was to get air- >> Would it kill you to
turn the air on? >> Inside the plastic, so the resinants would
be greater. If you put ice cream
in a cup, and swirls up three inches
above the lip of the cup. >> Hey let's get some
ice cream. >> When that ice
cream melts, you don't have but
a half a cup of fluid. The reason it stood
up, is it had air in it. >> Seriously, if
you see ice cream, let's stop. >> Well he wasn't
talking about ice cream. >> Well he said
ice cream. >> But he's talking about- We're talking liquid, and we're creating
a solid. >> Like a smoothie. >> When it comes
to the technical aspects of making duck calls,
Willie is clueless. [groans] >> But he is paying for
this thing. And he usually buys
lunch, so, he's along for the ride. Willie: Would it kill
you to stop and get some
ice cream? >> No. We're not getting
ice cream. >> Is there ice cream
there? >> Riding along with
my dad and Willie, kind of brings back
memories of when we were kids. And I feel the same way
now I did then. Maybe if we can get
Willie in a car seat, it would help him
calm down and be quiet. Do they have car seats
in husky sizes? Surely they do. Jase: Here it is. How long you been
here, Phil? Phil: Forty years. Jase: All right Willie, you might let us do
the talking here. Just have your check
book ready. Willie: Think they
got ice cream in here? Jase: No. [upbeat music] Korie: Here's the plan. The loading dock is
the stage, and so everything works
off of that. Which means, Jep. >> Yeah. >> That cannot stay
there. >> What is that? >> It's the photo booth. Well, it's part of it. >> Well, it's not
really a booth, but. >> Well I'm not finished. >> Okay. It needs to just
like move a little bit, because that's the
stage and you're pretty much
like blocking the stage at this point. >> Right. >> It's gotta go
that way. >> But most parties
now a days, like the photo booth,
is like the best thing. >> But you don't want it
to block anybody. >> Yeah but I have props,
it's gonna be awesome. >> Hmm. You know, that main
part's gonna be the band, and the, you know,
entertainment. >> I'm gonna have to
disagree with you on that. >> Maybe like, over there. Kind of close to where
the dumpsters are. >> You guys have like
a thing against photo booths? >> No, I love
photo booths! >> Okay. Just making sure. >> Yeah, it's just-yeah. [under breathe]
>> It's my photo booth. I'm gonna put it
where I wanna put it. >> All right, so Sadie, let's just set up all the
tables, and then- [Jep grunting] >> Set up the chairs. And then I think we'll
wait till tomorrow to put like table
clothes on- >> Jep, are you- >> I just broke it. >> Uh oh. >> I think it's fine. >> You need some help? >> No, I got it. >> Okay. Jep: Haters gonna hate. >> Keep. Keep going. A little more. Jep: Time to get
you some Haterade. These guys just don't
understand what makes a party
a party now a days. Your photo, you'd
want it front and center. My photo booth, put it over in the
corner. Nobody puts Jep
in the corner. The Electric Slide, out. The Macarena, out. Photo booths, in. [grunting] Korie: Uh oh. [grunting] [groans] [Jep grunting] >> Okay, he's got it. >> Not only does it
provide tons of awesome fun, but in a few years, Si's gonna need these
pictures to remember this party even happened. >> Let's just start putting
chairs out- >> Mom. We'll get the guys to
do table clothes. [guitar twangs] >> Si. >> Si? >> Si Robertson, you are not suppose
to be here. >> What are you
doing here? >> What? What do you mean I
ain't suppose to be here? Technically, I still- >> It's your party. >> Look, I know. I got worried though. >> Got worried about
what? >> Where's my back-up
band and me gonna sing from? >> The loading dock. >> No, no, no. You gotta understand
something. The guys that are
coming to back me up- Let's see how to
put this. "Well known" would be
an understatement. >> You got- >> And this would
be rude to them, okay. To ask them to play from
a loading dock. We ain't cargo. They gottta have
a stage. >> Well look, that's-
that's a big stage. >> No. Hey, I'll tell you what, I know Willie just bought
that field. We can put a big stage
out there, look put flame throwers on each
side of the stage. They will shoot flames
like a hundred feet in the air while
we're singing. Then the pyrotechnical
guys can set up the fireworks behind it
and they'll blow up everything around here. It'll be great. >> Wow. We weren't really
planning on flame throwers. But we have a photo booth
that's gonna be... Cool.
>> No. Look, these idiots don't
understand what's going on here. I've got some top notch
musicians coming in here. Okay? >> You need to go,
we got it. >> All right. >> All right, we got it! Bye! >> Think big! >> Thinkin' big! >> Think big. >> Look, this stage is
an insultment, okay? That's an insult and an
embarrassment. >> So I guess we're- >> Don't think big,
think colossal! >> Colossal? >> Colossal! >> Okay, this place has
got to look promazing. Okay? That's professional and
amazing... Together! Okay? >> Okay, so I guess- >> Shoot for the stars! >> Shoot for the stars. Okay. >> Okay! >> Forget everything we
just talked about. We're gonna put the stage
right there. >> So we have to move
all this? >> Yeah. And the photo booth. [guitar twangs] Who's gonna tell Jep? [sigh] [rock music] >> Well, it's been awhile
since you've been in here, huh? >> Been a long while. >> There he is! >> What's going on? >> Cam, how you doin'? >> Ain't seen y'all
in awhile. >> I know. >> Good to see you. >> Last time I saw you,
you were a young buck. >> Yeah that was
awhile back. >> Hey, how's it going? >> Old Bill was a lot
younger than he is now too. >> Yeah tell us about
that, old man. You haven't been here
in forever. >> Well the first time I
rode in here, y'all's receptionist,
she said "The soup kitchen serves right
on down the road." I'm like- [laughter] >> That's how it started! >> We're trying to get
this cut out magnum. If we get it back working, we'll put it back into
production. And then we're gonna give
Si the first one. We brought our money
man, there. >> Hey what's up, guys? How you doin'? >> Who is that? >> Hey, I'm Willie. Nice to meet you. >> So you actually
brought him over here for a change. >> That's why he's hiding
in the back. He's waiting on what's
it cost here. >> So did we talk about
how much it would cost? Or... >> We'll send you a
bill later. >> Let me go make
some shots. >> Let's make some shots. We'll be here. >> When I went over there
to talk to him about this latest mold,
I had not been there in probably twenty-five
years, maybe thirty. So it's kind of like
a walk down memory lane. >> Are those the
duck calls? >> Yeah, these are
bringing back memories. >> Oh look there! >> For forty years, we've
made a lot of different calls. Haven't we though. >> I saw some of our old,
original duck calls on the wall, you know. First thing that crosses
my mind looking around is, "Boy, we've come a
long way." A long way! I remember putting that
one together. >> You remember this,
Phil? >> I remember it. >> The most copied duck
call in the world. >> Some super glue and
a band saw and I put that
configuration together. I came up with the first
Mallard Drake call ever. First Pintail Wigeon call. First Gadwall call. First Wood Duck Call. >> I could remember when
Phil called me and told me about he's
got us a call that we're gonna have
to make. And I made it out of a
little child's whistle. And I said "Are you
joking, Phil?" >> On Christmas day
I remember that. >> Yep. >> I remember. >> When everyone else was
doing whatever they're doing, I was out there in
that old shed of mine. Trying to get that sound
just right. It was a chore, but I
stayed the course. >> Remember we did this
for Breast Cancer Awareness? >> Yep. >> There's your wood
duck. >> Still have a few
of those. >> Si's retiring to it's
the end of a long era. But it's in good hands
with old Willie Boy and Jase. They know what they're
doing. [whistling] >> There he goes. >> You need to leave that
to the experts. >> All right, Jase. I got a couple shots
to try out. >> All right. What's up with this
color? >> That's the sample
color. >> Is that cheaper? >> No. >> Crank down on it,
Jase. [duck call] That is as sweet and
tender as a mother's love. [duck call] Willie, pay the man. >> The Cut Down Magnum has
been resurrected. >> We probably won't
sell a whole lot. That's why we need to
negotiate on the price but- >> Good work boys! >> You did good. >> I'll call you later. >> These Mississippi boys
don't sell themselves! >> We'll haggle around
our price. >> Good job, man. >> All right! >> Fifteen hundred, is
that what we said? >> Yeah, fifteen hundred. >> Twelve hundred. I'll call you later. >> No, fifteen, see
you later. >> We'll split the
difference somewhere. >> All right, y'all
be good. >> It's a marathon,
not a sprint. >> Y'all be good! >> All right, let's get
some ice cream. [rock music] >> Si's never gonna know
what hit him. >> I don't. >> I don't think we're gonna
know what hit us once he starts singing. >> They don't even
need the amplifiers. I mean, you can hear- >> No you are so right! There's no volume
control with Si. >> He loves to sing. >> The one skill he
possesses is volume. >> All right, Si. >> Si, we got you a
little shin dig. >> Surprise! >> Look here! >> Man of the hour. >> Here's your
slamboree. >> Well look, if I'm the
guest of honor of this thing, let's get the party going! >> We're not doing
the music. We're gonna have a little
roast first. >> What are we doing,
roasting a pig? >> No, well kind of. But like a super
skinny pig. >> Oh, y'all are
roasting- Hey, yeah, okay. This is going to be good! >> You'll have a chance
to take the light. >> This ought to be good! >> Of course it's going
to be good. >> It's just a tradition. It's all in good fun, Si. >> Hey, talking about
fun. Who made your t-shirts? >> Becca. >> Rebecca actually. >> Hey, normally when I
say the word "Hey" I spell it H-E-Y, unless I'm driving down
the road and I look out there in the
field and I say "Hay!" Then I'm talking about a
bale of hay. >> English is not
Rebecca's first language. >> Well hey it ain't
mine either. >> Hey. >> Hey. >> All right guys,
if everybody can take their seats. [overlapping responses] >> The gloves are off,
buddy! Y'all the gloves are off. >> I want to welcome
everybody to the Uncle Si Retirement
Roast. [applause] You know you have called
us some idiots, morons, dingle berries,
maggots, even whiskey barrel. >> Oh, wonder who
that was. >> So now is our time
to tell you what we think of you
as well. >> Let the roast begin! >> I'm not sure what I'm
more relieved about, the fact that Si's
finally retiring from Duck Commander. Or the fact that this
party may actually measure up to his
insanely high standards. Lucky for us, we have the
perfect thing to kick this party off
and keep his ego in check. >> Willie Robertson. >> Unlucky for Si, it's
the roast and he's the target. Now this is gonna be fun. So Si's retiring. I'm not gonna be able to
get away from Si, though. 'Cause every time I go to
the dentist, there's a photo of his
teeth up on the wall that says "This is what happens
when everything goes wrong." [laughter] >> Roast! >> Si was a good student
in school. He told me that the
eighth grade was some of the finest three
years of his life. [laughter] >> He is at an age where
he can no longer trust his farts. [laughter] But the good news is, he
went and had a colonoscopy, and they found his head. [laughter] >> Si is so old that I
told him to act his age, and he died. >> Christine told him the
other day, "You want to run upstairs
and make love?" And he said "Hey, pick
one 'cause I can't do both." [laughter] >> You know, most of the
time if a guys being roasted, he gets to rebuttal
against the guys that's been roasting him. >> Most people know that
Si is an avid hunter. Most ducks do not. >> These knuckle heads
over here, wouldn't even be able to
take the heat that I bring out here. >> When God made Si,
he broke the mold. >> Amen. >> That right! >> And God said, "I'm never gonna make
another one like that." [laughter] >> It'd be like Al, okay? You know, I congratulated
on all the weight he's lost. Hey look, and then
congratulate Willie for finding it! He would be in tears! >> Tea manufacturers have
offered Si endorsement deals to stop saying
there's tea in his cups. Consumers are concerned
it leads to hunch back, bad teeth, and chronic
mispronunciation of words. [laughter] >> Burn! >> Like Willie for
example. He wants to be known
as Boss Hog, that means Korie would
be Miss Piggy. You know, she would be
very upset to be called Miss Piggy. I'm gon' be the bigger
man here. I'm not gon' say anything
about them, all right. >> She needs a chair. >> If I have to stand on
my tip toes the whole time, this is not right. >> Have you thought about
lowering the mic? >> No I didn't know how
to do that. I'm not
technical-logical. >> Technical-logical. >> Yes you are! >> Okay. Some people Si's
hairstyle is unique. Because more of it comes
out of his nostrils than his head! [laughter] >> Drop the mic. >> Drop it. And now, to the good
stuff about Si. He's the closest thing to a
brother I'll ever have. And he has been one of
the best men that I have ever known. >> I've never met a more
decent man than Silas Robertson. Not one. >> Love this family, love
everybody in it. I'm glad that we can laugh
at ourselves and I think Si helped
teach us that. >> Si has served our
country and he makes life fun. So I love you, Si. >> He has been a rock
that's been in our lives. I love him, and I always
will, and his family. [applause] >> All right, Si. >> Appreciate it! >> Woo! [rock music] >> All right, look folks. Now that we got the
stupid roast business out of the way, we'll get
to the entertainment part of this thing. >> Si, how long is it
gonna take? >> Look, they'll be here
any second. All right, just settle
down. >> We just got a lot of
people out here. We're all sitting in
the sun, we're ready to be
entertained. >> They probably had to
wait for the train. >> Are they taking a
train or are they taking a bus? >> They're coming in
busses. >> There is is. [honking] >> Yeah! Okay! >> Big bus. [rock music] [honking] >> Well it's a bus. >> Wow! [honking] >> Wow. Wow. [honking] >> Any time now. >> Look who we got here! Yeah! Y'all welcome ZZ Top! >> Are you kidding me? Si got ZZ Top to be his
back up band. And here I thought he
was gonna show up with some random
honky-tonkers. Not one of the greatest
bands of all time. >> What's happening
my brother? >> How's it going? >> Going good, man. >> Yeah! >> Even with Si singing,
this is gonna be awesome. The only downside now
is that we don't really need the hundred pairs
of ear plugs I bought. >> I'm not a professional, I got to get the lyrics. >> That ain't gonna do
you any good. >> Could I borrow them? >> I don't think you
need them. >> Oh and that I'll
probably be getting a very expensive bill. I'm gonna have to
postpone my retirement ten years just to pay
for all this. >> Play Free Bird! >> Godwin wants to hear
Taylor Swift. [laughter] [drums] >> That's what we wait for
to go out on stage. Play some Skynyr! [laughter] Okay. >> Okay. >> All right, here we go! One, two! Come on Si! >> Two, three! [rock music] ♪ Clean shirt! ♪ ♪ New shoes ♪ ♪ And I don't know what
I'm goin' to ♪ ♪ Silk suit, black tie ♪ ♪ I don't need a reason why ♪ ♪ They come runnin' just as
fast as they can ♪ ♪'Cause every girl is
crazy 'bout ♪ ♪ A sharp dressed man ♪ ♪ Gold watch, diamond ring ♪ ♪ I ain't missin' not a
single thing ♪ ♪ Cufflinks, stick pin ♪ ♪ When I step out I'm gonna
do you in ♪ ♪ They come runnin' just
as fast as they can ♪ ♪ 'Cause every girls crazy
about ♪ ♪ A sharp dressed man! ♪ [applause] >> Oh yeah! >> Come on Si, don't hurt
yourself! [rock music] [applause] >> Bam! [applause] >> Give it up for ZZ Top! [applause] >> Si you were actually
on key. >> Look, even a blind hog
finds an acorn once or twice. [country tune] >> To be on stage with
y'all and actually get to sing
with you has been a blast! >> It was actually pretty
good! And y'all were great. >> Guys, appreciate it. Thank you again. Wow! >> Yes sir. >> I didn't even know
y'all were comin'! >> Excellent. >> The guitar pickin' was
good and the singing was not too bad. >> Yeah well, yeah
you got- At least you're on key
there. >> There you go! >> Your beard actually
matches. >> Well, they probably
wash theirs. I don't do nothing
to mine. >> You don't even
wash it? >> No. >> This is au naturel, son. >> Frank would probably
have one but his last name's
Beard, so. >> Yeah your last name
is Beard and you don't even have
a beard. >> That's correct. >> Okay, well he don't
need one then. He 's got the last name. >> What's you excuse? >> Frank and I think that
some faces look too good to cover up. >> That's why I grew my
beard in the first place. I couldn't get the women
off so. [overlapping responses] >> You got the same-! Hey, you got the same
problem I got. >> Yeah, well that's
comforting. >> Well, Si, look. >> Don't bring out no
stupid watch. >> Look at what we
got you. >> It's not a watch. >> You remember your
favorite call? >> Yeah. >> The old Cut down
Magnum? >> That's the old Cut
Down Magnum? >> Yeah, it's back. >> Look, we give each
other a hard time a lot of the times. You know, well all
the time. But look, it really means
a lot to Phil, Jase, and Willie going through
this trouble to bring this duck call back. And then that's what you
gave me, is the first one that
y'all made. So it's really special. >> The resurrected
Cut Down Magnum. >> Okay. >> I thought it'd give
you incentive to stay alive. >> I really feel lucky
that I was actually a part of this company for
all these years. And for the record, hey,
it's way better than any stupid gold
watch you could've come up with. >> Y'all ready to eat?! Let's go eat. >> Yeah I am, but I
know you are. >> Si, the roast is over. >> No the roast just
beginning son, we fixin' to eat! All right, let's bow. Father we thank you for
this good food. We're not taking it for
granted how much you have blessed us. You offered it to us free
of charge. And all you ask of us is
to love you and to love our neighbor. In the name of Jesus
I pray, who made all these
things possible, amen. >> Amen! >> Well let's get on that
yard bird. >> They say all good
things must come to an end. But the truth is, they
never really come to an end because you always have
the memories of what made them
good in the first place. Sometimes those good
things can even reinvent themselves and turn
into other good things. Like a classic duck call
brought back into production. Or Uncle Si launching
a music career in his late sixties. Okay, maybe that's not
a good thing for anyone's ears. But you get my point. This may be the end
of an era, but it's also the beginning
of a new chapter. One that will bless us with
more good things, good people, and
good memories. And for that, we are
thankful. Actually, does this
really have to come to an end? I mean if I keep talking
they won't cut me off right? And I can talk for a
long time. So I guess we'll find out
if they- >> All right boys, he's
gone for good this time. That's a wrap, Jack. [guitar strums]
