[groans] Jase: Here we go! Sadie: You know
that's probably just hurting you? >> Oh yeah. >> You should just
stick to the floor. >> Do you do a lot
of stretching? >> Not really but
when I do, I don't do that. >> I mean what kind
of sick mind would put a pole that high and then
put mirrors all around. Missy: I don't
think they had you in mind when they
made this room. [groaning] >> Man! >> Yeah. >> Here's the main
problem is I can't get this leg off here. >> Oh my goodness
gracious. Are you serious? >> All right, lift just
one inch. Ready? Go. [screams] Oh my g- >> Jase that is sad,
I'm sorry. I know that you are
older but that is sad. >> So Reed and
Brighton are gettin' married and really
the only thing that anyone is nervous about is
Missy's dancing. >> Mine? No!
[chuckles] Well okay yeah
maybe a little bit but more of
your dancing. >> I can dance. >> No you can't. >> I think whenever
you take lessons, then you're opening
yourself up for potential disaster. >> That makes no sense. >> Do we want to
practice slow dancing and fast dancing? >> Slow dancing is
you basically just hug and move. >> I mean you could
do that. That- that's good. That's acceptable
but there's also dances like the Rumba,
and like- >> The Rumba?!
>> The Rumba. >> The Rumba. It's only known as
the sexiest dance out there. Woo Rumba! >> We didn't even
dance at out own wedding, that's why I'm
a little nervous. We're just not dancers. >> Did we not dance
at out wedding? >> We had cake,
punch, and we hit the road. >> Oh well that's
'cause I was in a hurry. >> Yeah, I know. >> Nobody got time
for that! >> This is the
easiest dance that you could possibly do.
>> All right. >> It goes slow,
quick, quick, slow, quick, quick, slow- >> I'm not sure
I can do that. >> It's so easy! >> Slow, quick, quick,
slow, quick, quick. >> All right babe,
come on. >> Technically we
did dance. It was just after
the wedding. >> Okay, anyway, we
just need a few moves so that we don't
embarrass ourselves. >> I'm never going
to be embarrassed over this. >> Uh, so that you
don't embarrass me. >> Okay, fine. >> Quick, quick, slow,
quick, quick, slow. >> Oh I'm rollin'
now baby! [chuckles] Look at this! >> That was really good! Okay, now this time
when you do it, turn this way
a little bit. >> I got it now. [chuckles] >> You look a little... stiff. >> What's he doing here? I told y'all I wanted to
do this in private. >> I'm here to pick
Sadie up. I didn't know she
was trying to teach Frankenstein how
to dance. [groaning] >> Not all of us
can jiggle just by breathing. [chuckles] >> You look like
Forest Gump before the leg shackles
fell off. [laughter] Well we got some time,
I can wait. >> Oh great. >> Dad, do you want
to dance? I don't have a partner. >> Yeah, show us
your moves. >> I'll just watch. >> I'm not dancin' in
front of a heckler. >> Here's a pro-tip,
try bending your legs. >> I'm working on the
sequence right now. I haven't put the
rhythm in it. I got style and
I got rhythm, I got that part. >> Well, let's see
what you have on your own. >> Yeah. >> Look. >> Don't breathe
through your butt! >> A little slide
on the floor, see. [blows raspberry]
[chuckles] >> Little arm movement. >> Some stellar
stuff you got. >> Yeah, you look
like you're trying to step into a super
freezing cold bath. >> He's sweating
through his shirt. >> Oh, that's
disgusting! >> Oh dad it looks
like you have tea underneath there!
>> Huh? >> That is gross! That's like dirty sweat. >> It's an old shirt! When I walked in,
the health club made me nervous.
I start sweating. >> And he's making
fun of me! >> That is so gross. >> Hey I know how
to dance bro. >> You're sweating. [rock music]
[duck quacks] >> So, Jase tell
you about his new little hobby? >> What is it, mimin'? >> He ain't mimin'. >> He ain't mimin'? >> Although he may
shoulda mimed. >> It was a private
moment that you snooped in on. >> He's taking dance
lessons with Sadie. >> You should've
tried mimin'! >> I'm doing this
with my wife for the wedding. >> Yeah, well it would
be a lot better if you was mimin'. >> Are you finished? >> Nope, you should've
went with mimin' besides, I'd likes to hear
you be quiet for awhile. >> Here's the problem
with Missy, she wants to go take
dance lessons so we won't be
embarrassed. But if you didn't
take a lesson, you would never be
embarrassed. >> Yeah 'cause what
I saw was embarrassing. Jase looked like
Frankenstein out there. [groaning] [laughter] >> I thought I was
actually pretty good. >> You cannot teach
dancing. You either can dance
or you can't. Myself, I'm a natural. A lot of people don't
know this, but look, I was on the fast
track to becoming a professional
dancer before I got the old little letter
from Uncle Sam saying, "I need you." So look, I traded
in my little tap shoes for my combat boots. >> I'm gonna freestyle! I'm just trying to make
her feel better. >> I don't think your
freestyle's any better. >> I was trying to go
quick, quick, slow, quick, quick, slow. >> What music are you
doing it to? >> Quick, quick, slow,
quick, quick, slow. >> Thunderstruck? >> I think you mean
quick, quick, slide. >> No, Sadie said,
" quick, quick, slow." >> Okay, no, yeah,
all right, that's what I figured, yeah. Hey, look, when the
music comes on, my body just knows
what to do. And I've been told,
okay, it is a beautiful thing to watch. All right twinkle toes,
show us what you got. >> We won't put you
in the corner. >> Come to the
wedding and prepare for greatness. >> Nope!
>> No. >> No, I'm out. >> Hey look, if
you don't believe me, I'll prove it. Hey! Play me some music
back there, idiot! [jazzy rock music] That's the best you got? Okay. Hey, see I told you,
I'm good. Okay, and that music
was horrible. >> All right, well
y'all get back to work. I just wanted to let
y'all know that Jase had a little hobby. [laughter] I'll see y'all later. >> I got some papers. What are you doing? >> Stretching. >> No, go ahead
and tell her. You told everybody else. >> What?
Tel me what? >> Jase is taking
dance lessons and he looks like an idiot. >> Aww! >> Taking dance
lessons with Missy to get ready for
the wedding. >> Aww, that's sweet! We have a wedding
coming up too. >> Oh. >> All right,
I got to go. Look, make sure-
>> Willie. >> Yeah he needs
some lessons! >> We do. We do need- >> I don't need dance
lessons, bro. I can dance. >> But I can teach
you how to break dance, seriously. >> Why does everybody
think they know how to dance? >> I really can dance. I have videos that
will blow your mind. >> I don't think
that I know how to dance. >> Oh Godwin's got
his move! >> I got moves! I don't need lessons. >> You got moves,
it's just hard for like me to dance with
you 'cause you're kind of like doing
your own moves. >> You got moves,
they're just not good. >> He's got the
toe breaker. >> No he's got the
whiskey brow stomp. >> Then he's got
the hip check. >> I don't
step on your foot! >> You do,
do that sometimes. >> One time. >> You're not getting the
message, Willie. She's tired of getting
hurt when y'all are dancing. >> Fine, when's
your next lesson? >> Actually, we have
a lesson tonight. >> Tonight, I've got- >> He will be there.
>> He's in! >> Yeah! >> All right, well
I mean if you want to take lessons,
well I guess I can- >> Aww! >> I mean, it'd probably
be for you. But I can- >> Don't throw nothing
out there son! >> I may teach Sadie
a few moves. >> Uh-oh. >> Oh, look at him. Look at him. >> All right, we'll see
y'all at the dance classes. >> Are you sure you
want to take dance lessons? >> That's what you
get for making fun of me. That's why you should
keep that stuff to yourself. >> You should've went
with mimin'. [dance music] >> You know what I
would like to do? Pick her up, you know
what I mean? >> No!
>> Yeah! >> Let's start with the
basics. >> That would be fun! >> Yeah, let's just
start easy. [groans] >> Oh, Willie. >> Dad.
>> Huh? >> Do I have
to watch this? >> Where's my camera? >> I can't stretch? >> Not in front of
people. >> It's kind of
embarrassing. >> Okay, I don't think
that we're gonna be dancing that hard. >> Pull your muscles at
your own will, then. >> If you're gonna
pull a muscle, you got to
have a muscle. >> I've seen it happen
before. >> He always stretches. >> That's why I'm so
flexible. >> We had no idea what
we're doing when it came to dancing at
John Luke's wedding last year. >> Eh, we had a clue. >> Eh, we were pretty bad. >> Korie, I have
a natural talent, ask anyone. >> Your moves are
a little bit more unnatural. >> Let's start with
the basics. >> Quick, quick, slow,
quick, quick, slow. [laughter] >> Why are you
sticking your belly out? >> Trust me,
he's not trying. >> Why are you doing
the extra bouncing? No extra bouncing. Stop bouncing.
Stop. Okay, don't bounce. >> Do not jiggle it. >> If you dance,
you should stand out in the crowd. People should go,
"Wow, look at that!" >> I'm not sure
about that. >> Take a survey. >> No! >> Oh my God! >> If you hit her with
that, she's going down. >> Oh this is why
we don't go dancing very often. >> That's a lot of
jiggling going on. >> I get a little nervous. >> Students, I don't
know what you're doing. >> This is called
the discovery. >> Stop doing it. >> Fish out of water! >> Oh dad no! Look, stop. >> Here comes
that chicken. [chuckles] >> Okay. >> Junior prom. >> This feels
really weird. >> Yeah. I really don't know
how to feel about it. I really don't know
what to do with that. >> I can naturally dance. >> Uh, no. >> Where do you think
Sadie got it from? Last I checked you
wasn't dancing around the house. That was me. [chuckles] Time out! I'm gon' be sore
after that. >> He gone. >> Cabbage patch? >> Yeah, you can
do that, so. [vocalizing harmonies] >> Okay, we got
something going! >> See, you bring your
two moves together. >> That's what I've
been doing! >> Okay, dad.
>> Huh? >> You're gonna
have to last a lot longer than that. >> I thought we was
taking a break. >> It just hit me. Nobodies gonna notice us.
>> You're right. >> All eyes are gonna be
right there. >> We have now been
taken out of the spotlight. >> Yeah. >> How long is this
wedding dance? >> Y'all are very
difficult to help. >> We are hopeless. [country music] [sizzling] >> Mm. >> Mm, Jase this was
awesome! >> Oh yeah, great. >> Thank you babe. >> I was so hungry
for frogs. >> I heard we got
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers tonight? >> Who is that? >> Famous actors,
dancers. He doesn't know, but no. We're not Fred Astaire
and Ginger Rogers. >> When I was a kid
I was out in the woods. >> You do know how
to dance? >> I don't know how to
dance like professionally. But I do a lot of
dancing. >> I've never seen
you dance. >> Most LSU victories. Every time I catch
a frog, I dance. >> Show us a move,
babe. Show us a dance move. >> Yeah. >> I'll save it for later. >> Oh come on! >> I can show you
the moves. >> Don't hurt yourself. >> Don't bust a hip. >> I'll give you
some moves. >> Where'd you get your
moves daddy? >> What are you doing,
Larry? >> Some dangerous moves
you got there. >> All those frogs got
you jumpy. >> Hey all right! [yells] >> Uh-oh.
>> Dad. >> Come on, Jase. >> One thing I've
learned about marriage is that one of the most
challenging parts... are the in-laws. >> Sick moves. >> This is getting
dangerous now. >> Yeah. >> Especially if
they're yuppies and they're a little goofy. [laughter] >> You don't get to choose
who your in-laws are, they just come along
for the ride. >> Are you really
getting married? >> Hopefully. >> Are you nervous? Does this make you
nervous? >> A little bit,
you're making me kind of nervous. [laughter] >> Don't get me
wrong, I love the guy. But until Brighton says, "I do", let's not give her
any reasons to say, "I don't." >> Oh my goodness. Can y'all get Mia from
cheer, please? >> Sure.
>> Yeah, we can get her. >> Okay, thank you
very much. I appreciate it. >> Dinner was awesome. >> Yeah, that was
really good. >> Yeah, thank you.
>> Thank you very much. >> Bye y'all.
>> Bye! >> They're gone. >> Well Cole,
are you nervous? >> A little bit. I mean I do have to
give the speech at the rehearsal dinner. >> Are you ready? >> I'll wing it. >> What!?
>> Uh-oh. Now that's my son. Babe, what? I'm winging mine. >> No you can't wing it! >> I'm winging it. >> This is too
important to wing. >> Babe, I hunt ducks,
winging is- >> Well Jase, how
long has it been since you've done a wedding. >> I haven't done a
marriage in probably fifteen years. I used to do them
all the time. And then I had a run,
four in a row that they got divorced. So I stopped. >> Well are you still
certified, by the state? >> Well, I don't know. >> Does that run out? >> Yeah, you got
to do it for this to be a legitimate wedding. >> It's in two days! >> Well, that's it,
wedding's off. >> No! No, no, no, no, no. Tomorrow is Friday,
you can do it on a Friday, right? >> You got to like fill
out a form? >> Yeah, you have to
fill out a form. >> Oh I'm out, I'm not
doing that. I'm kidding,
I'll fill out the form. >> I'm a little
nervous now. >> I'll go with you. We'll get it done. >> Okay, go with dad. He'll get it done
for you. >> Don't worry about it. I got a buddy, Wade, he'll get us right in
and right out. Piece of cake! >> All right, fine. How hard can it be? >> This can be
treacherous if you do not get this done. >> I'll take care of you. [laughter] [upbeat music] >> How's your
ceremony comin'? >> Well I think I'm
gon' do a little somethin' about the journey. >> What kind of journey? >> Well just the journey
of life, together. You know, when you
take somebody's hand and say,
"Let's do this." It doesn't really matter
where you're going, as long as you're
going together. >> Oh that sounds dry. You need to-
you need to spice it up a little bit,
get a little- little levity. I could help you
with that. I got a good
knock knock joke. >> I'm not- >> Knock Knock. Knock knock. Come on, knock knock. >> You really want
to do this? >> Yeah!
Knock knock. >> Who's there? >> Dewey. >> Dewey who? >> Dewey have to put up
with these jokes? Let's get on with the
ceremony. [laughter] >> I just don't think I'm
a knock knock man. >> You didn't get
it did you? >> Oh I got it. >> You got it? [laughter] >> Uh-oh it says closed
on the door. >> What? They don't close the
courthouse. It ain't even five
o'clock! >> No, no, no, no. It can't be. >> Huh, it is closed. >> They can't be closed! >> Well, this is
not good news. >> Knock knock. [knocking] >> No, Larry I think
they're closed. >> Well let me call Wade. >> Yeah, call him! >> He may be in the back,
you know? He can't hear us. >> Yeah call Wade,
let's see your connection. >> Uh-oh. His number's no
longer in service. >> When's the last
time you talked to him? >> Not that long ago. What- right after the
Saints won the Super Bowl. >> After the Saints won
the Super Bowl? >> Yeah. >> That's been seven,
eight years, Larry. He may not even be alive. Was he an older fellow? >> Yeah, you know him? >> No I'm just saying he
may be dead. Seven, eight years,
a lot of things can happen. [knocking] >> Knock knock. >> Well, we tried. We gon' have to come
up with a plan B here. >> What do you think
Missy will say? >> She's gon' kill us. >> Woo- hoo! >> Maybe you can start
off and then I come in and then you
just pronounce them. [tender music] [quacking] >> Here, I'll pick
a good one. >> All right. >> These are like
some of the best pictures you've
ever taken. >> I know. >> Can't believe
I haven't seen this. >> All right, bad news,
can't do it. >> What? >> Court house is closed. Guy wasn't there. >> Really? >> But the good news is,
I'm gonna do the wedding for ya. >> This is not happening. I cannot believe this. >> It'll be great. [chuckles] You like knock
knock jokes? >> What? [chuckles] >> I've got some doozies! >> No. >> Knock knock.
>> No. >> Knock knock.
>> No. >> I think I can say
a few words, I just can't pronounce
you husband and wife. >> What do you mean
you can't do it? >> What I thought
I could do. You know how the
preacher always says, "If there's anybody
here who has just reason why these two people
shouldn't be married?" And then I stand up. >> What no?! >> And I say, "The reason why they
should be married." >> That's good! Little levity in it. >> And then Larry
pronounces them husband and wife,
everybody's happy. >> It'll be cool! >> I always wanted
to say something. >> Wait, what
are you talking about? >> He let his
certification run out. And so he went today
to try to get himself re-certified. >> Why didn't you
just do it online? >> Online? >> You can do it online? >> Yeah. >> Why would you be able
to do that online? >> You can do
anything online. >> Are you sure we
can do it online? >> I'm sure there's as
get re-certified app. >> The first I've heard that. >> www.getordained.com. [chuckles] Are you serious? >> No, I'm kidding but
I mean I'm sure there's a website. >> Online? >> I just wouldn't
think that you could do that online. >> You can renew your
drivers license online. >> You can renew your
drivers license online? >> Online? >> Yes. >> I bet my buddy Wade
doesn't know that. >> I don't know
who Wade is. >> We don't
know who Wade is. >> All right, Larry
I hate to break this to you. I'm not sure Wade is
still with us. >> Well I just hope
you learned your lesson about waiting
till the last minute to do something. >> If it wasn't for the
last minute, nothing would get done. That's when people
function at their best. >> That's what you're
gonna claim? >> Yeah. >> You sure you don't
want me to do it? >> Yep. >> I got a natural flare. I could give it
some levity! Your dad's too serious. >> Uh, I think I'm good. >> Don't know what
you're missing! >> You had one job. >> Yep. >> And you barely
pulled it off. >> But I pulled it off. And I learned a
valuable lesson. >> What was that? >> I'm reaching
the age where I'm learning things from
my k ks. >> Oh yeah,
thank goodness. >> All right,
I'm back in. >> You did it that quick!? >> Yeah, I'm about to
print it out right now. >> Nothing to it. >> Thank goodness. >> I told you it was gon'
work out. I don't know what you
were so panicked about. >> Jase Robertson. >> But now we're official. >> Okay,
crisis averted. >> If you don't stay
together, don't blame me. >> I think I'm good. >> That was quick. >> I bet that's why Wade
lost his job. [soft music] >> Now how is the dancing
gonna take place? Who dances first? Who goes when? >> Well I think we dance
first. >> Basically, they will
literally say over the microphone,
who dances when. So you have nothing to
worry about. >> There you go, babe. All the pressure is off. >> I just feel sorry
for the people having to dance after us. >> How about the
person who's having to dance with you? >> Oh babe, we're
gonna take the bar, and we're elevating it. >> That bar is gonna
be twisted and turned. >> Just follow my lead,
I got this. Reed, you're gon' be
impressed. I think I found my
dancing jive. >> Thank goodness. >> Well congratulations. >> I mean I thought
I did pretty good. Missy- >> Yeah. [chuckles] >> I think we did
a pretty good job with Reed. >> And now he's
Brighton's problem. >> Well I wouldn't say,
"problem." >> Well she actually
makes him more enjoyable to be around. >> Agreed. >> We are so excited
to have Brighton join our family. And I have said
that if it was my job to pick out a bride
for Reed, I could not have come close to
what he did. She surpasses all
of my expectations and I'm not gonna cry. >> Yes you are. >> Yes I am. >> Yep, she gone. You did pretty good
before then. >> I did, I did good. And so, I thank God
for Brighton... and for Reed. >> Reed, focus on
ruining the lipstick and not the mascara. [laughter] Thank you Larry
for getting that. The rest of y'all,
is this not on? What I also like about
this process is seeing two families
come together. It's kind of like
a modern day Romeo and Juliet. >> Did you read
Romeo and Juliet? >> I mean bits and pieces. >> Yeah the families
don't come together. >> I was just saying
they were deeply in love. >> Well that was
really sweet. >> Thank you, babe. >> Listen to this one
piece of advice. And I do mean this with
all my heart. Reed, tell Brighton
everyday, you love her. >> This is one of the
most beautiful, special, young women and I'm
so proud to be your mom. And yes you're one
of the luckiest guys in the world but
she is also one of the luckiest girls. >> When Reed first
started dating Brighton, I was a little
concerned at first. I did not know how
he could ever keep such an amazing,
beautiful girl, like Brighton when
he could barely keep a passing
grade in math. [laughter] >> Brighton, as you
are stepping into a new chapter in life,
make sure sometimes your nose is stuffed
up because you and I both know that we
do not want to smell Reed's farts all day. [laughter] >> There's no one
piece of marital advice that I would give
Reed and Brighton. >> Yeah, we kind of
passed the advice stage. At some point you're
gonna have to figure this thing out. >> That's the deal,
Is figuring it out, together and sticking
with it 'cause it's worth it. [singing] ♪ This is an ordinary
love song ♪ ♪ But don't think that
it's not true ♪ ♪ Need to spend my
time with you ♪ ♪ I love you ♪ [applause] >> We're gonna pray
to God and then get some rest and we'll
see y'all tomorrow. Let's pray. Father we do want
to lift Reed and Brighton before you as all
of us here tonight unite as one mind
and one heart to give all our support
their way. So Father we ask you
bless em'. Amen. All: Amen. Jase: According to the state
of Louisiana, I now pronounce you
husband and wife. Reed, you may kiss
your bride. [applause] Willie: Whether you're
newly married or married for twenty years,
you can always learn how to make the bond
you share stronger. Like understanding
when you're husband waits till the last
minute to do something extremely important,
or compromising when your wife wants to
learn how to do something you find
completely embarrassing. If you truly listen to
each other, you'll have a happy
marriage and avoid stepping on each
others toes. >> Are you a fan of
knock knock jokes? I've got some doozies! >> I think I'm good. >> You don't know what
you're missing.
