Downwind Death Rattle | Warhammer 40K AI Primarch Meme

so be real with me Jag the Michael Bay movies yay or nay the 2007 film was a classic tale of Good and Evil of the unexpected hero and his journey to greatness that was thrust upon him everything about that movie was epic and I'll be damned if it wasn't one of the greatest accomplishments of old tera's s so come with [Music] me make you feel but Revenge of the Fallen was ass butter bro no I [Music] agree well except for the forest battle that [ __ ] was Peak [Applause] [Music] well oh is old Johnny boy getting too ripe with age never too ripe to carve your ass up and serve you on a Field of Greens with a wine reduction uh what hey [ __ ] you this webway hybrid [ __ ] got me tilted Ron are you smoking in the administrative receipt Chambers again oh yippity skippity here comes Captain Sunshine wait a minute I know that voice damn it Lionel you can't keep using tax receipts as Rolling Papers how are we supposed to J Jack is that you big brother or has the sleep deprivation finally taken me hostage what the [ __ ] I know what the hell is he talking about that's just how he is nowadays by the holy TI 85 it really is you jagatai well it really is good to see you br where the [ __ ] have you been you truant [ __ ] look I know I haven't uh been around much try at all but I wanted to say that I am so sorry for not being here for not coming back after the duari offered their premium [ __ ] to me wait are we smoking Dark Eldar moist Hellraiser Lord Supreme no we're smoking the hybrid downwind death rattle I don't think either of you should be smoking whatever the [ __ ] those are especially in the throne damned receipt chamber ah Bobby what happened to you bro you're acting like you got the weight of the world topping you I don't have the weight of the world on me I have the weight of the entire galaxy crushing me oh come on Bobby it can't be that bad not that bad let's see there was a Baden throwing a [ __ ] fit and stretching open the eye of Terror and destroying our principal militarum stronghold there's the Pariah Nexus [ __ ] that I still don't fully comprehend the high Lords of terara tried to have me assassinated and I feel like something from way back in my past is going to get dug up by them and come back to bite me in the balls oh there's tyranids making a be and there are [ __ ] jeans Stealers on Terra they steal jeans and last but not least there's some [ __ ] named Vos Tor running around stealing a bunch of [ __ ] it's probably the dark Angel's fault somehow I mean yeah probably they were way out of pocket before I woke up oh you also missed mortarion and his sticky band of rat [ __ ] ah [ __ ] you ran into slow Teran how'd that go he pumped warp sewage into Ultramar and poisoned me with soup and then Dad possessed my body and set nurgle's realm on fire ah classic dad he also ran into Magnus let me guess Magnus is still mag Magnus also Lionel decapitated angron with dad's Shield also I got Dad's sword oh [ __ ] that means I'll get his jet bike [ __ ] you I really am jealous of you jagatai you're blessed with the gift of freedom of Independence you do what you want go where you want and aren't expected to be the guy that everyone looks to for infrastructure I feel like I'm trying to rebuild build a palace model out of resin but these bureaucratic bastards keep stuffing plastic glue all over the damn place Bobby I know I haven't been here even a day but I can confirm something right out of the gate it has to be you who else but the master of Ultramar could be tasked with steering the Imperium through the absolute [ __ ] storm that seems to be the Galaxy right now do do you think Johnny could do it hell I could barely stomach being a mod on our discordia server I do not envy the burden you carry but I do envy your mind you're the only one of us that can lead the people in the wars because you have Vision you are what the Imperium needs not a warm or general but a Statesman a tactician an architect the Imperium doesn't need High Lords or an administratum or a [ __ ] Church it needs Rob [ __ ] Gilman man I [ __ ] missed you jagatai now pick your head up and come smoke some of this death Bush yo Bobby bayformers movies what's your take first one's goat Fallen sucked except for the the forest battle moon is underappreciated had the best villain and would have been a great finale Extinction had potential but was obviously just trying to be the IDW Comics what about last night I wouldn't even force a servator to watch that you guys want to binge watch Armada [ __ ] yes [ __ ] yeah

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Length: 6min 24sec (384 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 27 2024