Psychic Screams for Ice Cream

oh [ __ ] it hurts so much what else you number 12. I mean uh I want to say Aaron it's angron Dad damn butcher's nails they're hurting me well they do tend to do that even to the squishiest skulls I'm surprised you haven't killed any of the palace staff yet that is because Lionel sends me a steady supply of caliban green but I haven't had a new delivery in a few weeks now I don't even have the patience to unpack all of that but how about we have some ice cream that is what creators do with their pained Creations is it not [Music] too hasty now number 12. but if that is the analogy you want to use then by all means use it how is your ice cream I'm lactose intolerant then why the devil did you let me prepare the ice cream because I thought you had the non-dairy kind that Ferris gets and you wouldn't stop ranting about your Godless Utopia you know I'm lactose intolerant as well and you were going to eat the ice cream ha no I wasn't I was going to psychically project myself eating it oh I see so the butcher's nails that is a hardship I can only fathom number 12. do you know who else suffered hardship through nails Jesus isn't he a movie character oh what a fellow he was always so humble Yet paradoxically full of himself and that doesn't remove anyone but despite that I remember our time together he would wax poetic about loving your neighbor or some hippie [ __ ] I can't recall I preferred good old-fashioned Conquest that's how you achieve true peace number 12. so do you have any dairy-free ice cream dad we were such good friends in the beginning but one day I just had it with him I could not stomach him or his gang of cronies anymore especially Peter that ball sucking [ __ ] I feel like you're about to tell me something really unhinged we were having a supper it was going so smoothly except the wine was [ __ ] but Peter chose it so [ __ ] it I guess and then John got baked lamb and I was stuck with pot roast I [ __ ] loathe pot roast number 12. well Ferris makes some pretty good pot roast shut up anyway Jesus just blurts out of nowhere that this was going to be his last meal that one of us would betray him and get him crucified well I took that personally but he didn't say you were the traitor ah but I was the traitor Aaron you see I had a theory about my sandal wearing compatriot I had the strongest of hunches that he was like me that he was a psycho so I went to some random priests they gave me some silver which I used to buy a donkey named Horus and plotted to get Jesus arrested but why the [ __ ] do what why did I name him Horus well there was this dream I had where I saw this ball you snitch why did you betray Jesus he was such a nice man he was too nice Aaron always Healing The Sick raising the dead lecturing people on how to coexist and be kind to everyone regardless of whether their xenos filth or mutants and he was anti-war too he probably could have cured these damn Nails in my head yes he most likely could have but too late for that anyway for a moment during the supper I was considering canceling my experiment but because he had indirectly called me out I refused to renege on the Betrayal so I allowed him to get arrested and some objectively horrific things were done to him I mean I actually regretted what I had done once I saw what they did to him for the first time in my life I had felt guilt shame and sickness but then they nailed him to a cross which actually made me weep which was strange because I didn't know I had tear ducts but I was proven right when he drew his last breath he released a psychic whale that destroyed the city that had judged him and sentenced him to death finally to ensure my getaway I faked my own death by using Horus as my Patsy I changed identities and made my way to Greece little did I realize that Jesus's death would make him even more iconic so that really soured my grapes you're such a [ __ ] monster yeah well he got a book about him and I got this [ __ ] in Palace and a space Empire if I'm a monster then I must be Godzilla you sold him out for a theory yes for a theory a game theory oh [ __ ] you but no Aaron it wasn't just that you see his power would only have grown more in life he would Garner more Believers which would make him better than me I don't like competition Aaron I will not have it get in my way why are you telling me this you petty [ __ ] why out of all of your sons would you tell me this well sheer convenience I often think about the time I spent with that prophet of Nazareth and it feels good to get that sin off of my chest you just happen to be within proximity also you're the only one of the primarks with a deteriorating brain so it'll be easier to wipe your mind of this conversation [Music] 12. and that's why I think you should utilize plastic instead of resin for that model kit just to be on the safe side no no you're right I think I'll save the resin for eidland's birthday what happened oh hey there he is good morning sleepyhead Ronnie bud you must have been exhausted you joined the call snoring somehow feeling of dread maybe it was just a bad dream well you've got us little brother you know we won't let the bad dreams get to you how about we watch some Dragon Ball to cheer you up well okay can we watch the Broly movie of course we can bud

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Length: 7min 30sec (450 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 04 2023