<i> This is</i> Couples Court
with the Cutlers. This is the case of
Davis vs. Dorns. You all grew up together, reconnected about
four years ago,
and you all are engaged, but that wedding
has been put on ice until you, Mr. Davis,
find out is Ms. Dorns, being
true to you. Is that true? That's correct,
Your Honor. Would you share
with the court, what have been
the warning signs
for this matter? Well, I'm here today
to find out if my fiance
is cheating. I have recently caught her
on dating sites, I have recently
also had her riding around
with other fellows. (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING) I have had disturbance
at my household, where people are knocking
on my windows, (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING) and beside every good man
needs a good woman. And that's what I'm here
today in this court room
to find out. All right. So, Ms. Dorns, you've heard
these allegations against you. What are you here
to prove today? That I'm not a cheater, that the things
that Chris...
The accusations, that a lot of them
are just made up
in his head. because a lot of it
is so untrue. So you're not just saying
that something's
been misinterpreted, or misconstrued, you're saying
it's all in his head, completely made up,
never happened. About seventy percent
of it. KEITH: Okay, so... There's thirty percent
out there
that might be true. Possibly. Portions of the story are true,
not the cheating part. DANA: All right. 30 percent is enough
to make you worried. Yeah. That was like,
"Hold up, wait a minute." KEITH: Yeah. DANA: Okay. Has she ever been
cheating in the past? No, ma'am.
No. None. DANA: All right.
So why do you believe
she's cheating now? Just recently,
about a month ago, I was in the bed,
about one or two o'clock
in the morning, we're just sleeping
or whatnot. I mean, just having
a good time, and she... Her ringtone kept making
different ringtones. So I look through it
and there you have it. It's a dating site
with her name on it. Why is an engaged woman
on a dating site? Okay, first of all,
when I... When I made the profile,
we were separated. Second of all, it's the... The email... We wasn't separated. Yes, we were.
We were separated. That's not called "separated."
It's called getting space. When I made...
(SIGHS) You're saying that you
got on this dating site 'cause you all
were separated. We were separated. DANA: You clearly do not agree
that you all had a separation. You just had some space. No, Your Honor...
Yes, its... He kicked me
out his house. DANA: And you're here... That's "separated." Why didn't you take
yourself off the app, when you all
got back together. To be honest, it was
so irrelevant to my life, like, I made it,
and I didn't even go on it, I didn't care about
the notifications, it was just general emails
coming through. So is this part of that
30 percent? That kind of looks bad... FRANKIE: Yeah. That's it. It did happen, but you got
some explanation for it. That's it. And you have not dated
anybody off of that website. I have not dated anybody
like I told him... When he caught it, I said,
"Well, here." I opened up
the whole app. It will tell you
the last time
I've been on the site, Last time somebody
sent me a message, last time I replied
to a message. He didn't wanna do it,
he like, "Oh, no, I trust you,
I trust you." And then 24 hours later,
he flipped about it. I didn't say I trust you.
I just said that I'm not gonna sit here
and keep arguing with you
about it. Okay. Okay. Mr. Davis, have you ever
caught her with another man? One day that I was
coming from home
from work, to bring some lunch, her daughter and her sister
was sitting on the porch.
Um... I was talking to her,
wondering why she
hasn't come out yet. And next thing you know,
a Lexus pulled up
in the neighbor's yard, and she got outside
with a male. So I goes over to question
and the dude was like, "I didn't..."
Dude's hands were like, "Man, I never
touched your girl. "I never talked to her
or anything like that." So my question was,
where did you all go... So just unsolicited,
just out of the blue, "Hey, man, I didn't do
anything with your girl." That's not true.
That's not true.
That's not true. Well, you know what,
if he was coming over there
like... He's like, "Ho! Ho! Ho!
Wait a minute! "I didn't do nothing." Hands up. I mean, there are
many times we come home,
when the boys were little, and as soon as
you hit the door,
"I didn't do it." (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) "Didn't do what?"
I mean... You know... You know
something's happened. Well, I understand it,
but if you saw something broke, and the boys
were standing there, and you come
walking in there
like... (SCREAMING) So I can kind of see
that he's coming at him
in a way that makes him think,
"Yo! Yo, man!
I'm not... I'm not..." I don't know.
I don't know. All right, so what happened?
Let me know what happened. Okay, so first of all,
me, my daughter
and my sister planned on moving
out of his home. We were on
really bad terms,
we were on bad terms... That's not true. We were just in the process
of moving out of his home. CHRISTOPHER:
That's not true. So this guy, he presented hisself,
like, with his sister,
you know, like, "You wanna go
hang out with us?" And my daughter,
my sister encouraged this,
so I did it. We were on bad terms. But you in your mind,
Mr. Davis, believe that
she had gone with him, and cheated with him. That quick.
In two hours. I did so, because... I don't even know this man. I'd been at work
all morning, and they're
just now pulling up. She has no business with him
in the first place. What it sounds like
is almost like a date. This guy calls,
"Do you wanna
go hang out?" And she's like, "Yeah."
So you go hang out. Was it a date? No, it was
my neighbor's, uh...
Family member. It was like... That doesn't
make it not a date. That doesn't... No. It was not
a date at all. Okay, let me
get this straight.
Mr. Cutler, Mr. Cutler. Yes? What are you doing? (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Nothing. Just chilling. Why don't you
go with me to the park? All right. Cool. Is that...
Right now. Let's just go. All right. All right. Okay, so is that a date? A specific place,
a specific time,
and... DANA: Specific person. Sound like a date to me. There was another incident
that happened too. All right, tell us
about that. We was staying
in a room, just... Laying there.
And all you here was...
(KNOCKS ON TABLE) So I'm stunned.
I jumped up like,
"Who is this?" It's like one, two o'clock
in the morning. So I walked
outside the bedroom... You're lying. And goes down
the hallway, and there you can
hear the voices, of them whispering talking back and forth
to each other, and they was
making their way
towards the kitchen. Who did you hear talking?
Who were these voices? It was two males. DANA: Two men? Yeah, it was two males. You've submitted some
pictures of this, correct? Yes. DANA: All right. All right, so that's
a picture of your home. CHRISTOPHER:
The front window
will be my room. DANA: Your bedroom? Yes. KEITH: Is this...
right here where this is? CHRISTOPHER: Yes. KEITH: Okay. And I walk around to the hallway window
which is on the side. KEITH: The second window
back here. CHRISTOPHER: Right here. And they made
one last knock as a response
and kept on going. FRANKIE: Just like
if somebody... So what does that have to do
with your cheating allegations
against Miss Dorns? 'Cause anybody... Because it's not normal
for somebody to be
knocking on my window at two o'clock in the morning. So you think they were
knocking for her. CHRISTOPHER: Yes. But they know
you are in the house. Okay, what I really can say
about that is that, when I sleep,
I sleep real hard. because I work hard
at jobs, I work hard at my job. So when I'm asleep,
that's like another thing too, she goes places
while I'm asleep. When I'm asleep,
she's going. (AUDIENCE GASPS) He works third shifts. 'Cause she knows, I'm not getting up. I mean, you can
thump me on my head, or whatever you want to
I'm not getting up. He works third shift. KEITH: But you say
he works third shift. He works third shift. So what are your hours
on third shift? Eight to six. So why were you home? A-ha! I took a day off
from work that day. Oh, so you weren't even
supposed to be there. There it is. There it is. CHRISTOPHER: Yeah, I wasn't
supposed to be there. Okay, you weren't even
supposed to be there. CHRISTOPHER: Yes. You took a day
off from work. CHRISTOPHER: Yes, I... Why would I
bring somebody... You think they're
doing a knock-knock
to get to boom-boom. (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) CHRISTOPHER: I hope not. I still hope not. DANA: There it is. Nobody comes to
visit me without calling. And it's usually
only my sister, nobody comes to visit me. Chris's yard is a path, okay? He has a party house
when I move out, okay? Every time
we have a separation,
he has a party house. They don't respect his yard.
They walk through it
all the time. I don't... So what you're saying is,
either this was people using the path to go
to the apartment complex. Uh-huh. Or some of his friends
trying to come party. FRANKIE: Exactly. But they were not
coming to see you. Not for me.
Not at all. Nobody comes to
visit me without calling. I see you brought
a witness, Ms. Dorns. My sister. Okay, would you please
step to the podium? DORIS: Thank you, Jesus. Let me help
this situation. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Would you state
your name please
for the court? Doris Smalls. Mrs. Smalls,
what is your relationship
to Mrs. Dorns. Her sister. Do you help your sister
cheat against Mr. Davis? DORIS: No.
This man here is crazy. How can she want to cheat
when he has a sand yard? He rakes the yard
when he leaves to see if any tracks...
Coming in to see her.
He's crazy. So you're saying
he rakes his yard. DORIS: Yes, ma'am. It's sand in the yard. DORIS: Yes, ma'am. And he's looking
for steps in the yard. To see if somebody have
walked through the yard. Okay. His yard... DANA: Mr. Davis,
is this true? That's not true, Your Honor. It is true! I always clean my yard,
because, you know... If one tried coming there,
my sister been seeing a man. My sister stay
at my house
with me now, because he threw her out
because of whatever
stupid reason. Well, let me just ask. How do you feel about
your sister's relationship
with Mr. Davis? I already told
both of them. If they do not
trust each other, they need not
be together. This man has a problem. (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) When I first met her,
she already was
in a relationship that was rocky. And she was... Jumped into
a true relationship with me. Well, you know,
how you get 'em's
how you lose 'em, Mr. Cutler. Yeah. (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) So is that true,
Miss Dorns? That when you got with him,
you were with somebody else and weren't quite
through with that?
There was some overlap? There was some overlap.
But I wasn't in
a relationship. You know, like, we were
just reconnecting
on being friends. Hanging out. So, yeah, I was
still seeing somebody. Not in a relationship,
but just still seeing them. So it kind of overlapped. Well, you say that
you were overlapping
when you first met him. And now he feels,
right now, you over
in somebody else's lap. (ALL LAUGHING) All right, let's take a look
at what we have. Her phone rings
late at night, shows up,
when you look at it,
it's from a dating app. You saw her in a car
with another man and you believe
that she is having relations with other men
when you are at work, and all of this has
caused you to believe that she is
cheating on you. CHRISTOPHER: That's correct. And if you found out
she is cheating... Guess I'm done,
Your Honor. (AUDIENCE CLAPPING) And Miss Dorns, you understand
what's at stake here, right? FRANKIE: I do. KEITH: You understand
your relationship is at stake. Yes. It is.
It's at stake
because he's crazy. And when I prove
that I'm innocent, it could be done
possibly anyway, for the years of torture
that I've been going through
of being a cheater. So it's a lot at stake,
both ways. FRANKIE: Exactly. Okay. And because of that,
this court has done a full
and complete investigation to get to the bottom
of these allegations. At this time,
the court would
like to call licensed private investigator
Patricia Echols into the courtroom
to determine
is she cheating? (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) How are you, Miss Echols? PATRICIA: Fine,
how are you doing today? We're great. We're great. Could you please
tell us what you did to investigate
the cheating allegations
of this case. Well, so I went undercover,
and I posed as a litigant Who was coming
to court as well, because I was
accused of cheating. So as I was talking
to Miss Dorns, we became engaged
in a full-fledged conversation. DANA: Uh-huh. Did Ms. Dorns reveal anything
in this conversation? Today I brought the tape. (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) So it sounds like
Miss Dorns admits to
flirting with other men. Was there anything else
that Miss Dorns revealed
during you conversation? It seems like, anything could happen
if she's not happy
in her relationship. All right, Miss Dorns,
you admit that
you're a flirter? No, we were just having
general conversation,
and I... She was actually...
I mean I didn't know
she was a decoy. She was telling me
that... Okay. I know. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) But I was just speaking
in general when I said that. All right. Well, Miss Echols,
to further investigate
this case, A member of your team
conducted a polygraph
examination of Ms. Dorns. Is that correct? PATRICIA: Correct. And you have those results. Yes, I do, ma'am. DANA: All right,
let's talk about them. Miss Dorns was asked, when your fiance Mr. Davis
surprised you with lunch, and you came home
with another guy, did you have
sexual intercourse
with that man? What was her response? She said, "No." KEITH: What did
the lie detector
determine? The lie detector determined
she was being truthful. (AUDIENCE CLAPPING) DANA: One more question.
Miss Dorns was asked, since being in
a relationship
with Mr. Davis, have you had sexual intercourse
with anyone other than
your fiance, Mr. Davis? What was her response? She said no. DANA: What did
the lie detector determine? PATRICIA:
The lie detector determined... The lie detector determined
she was being truthful. Yes! (AUDIENCE CLAPPING) Mr. Davis, you seem
very happy to hear
those results. What do those tears represent?
Tell her what they mean to you. I'm sorry. (CHUCKLES) I'm sorry. I know. I know... Mm-hmm. You've been proven innocent. FRANKIE: Mm-hmm. You have not been cheating. Do you still want to be
in this relationship? I don't know.
I honestly don't know. Because it's been
years of accusations, um, the pain... I mean, he crying today. But what about
all the tears I cried for not being a cheater? (ALL CLAPPING) DANA: Yes, sir. Can I say something to her? DANA: Yes, sir. So I'm sorry for everything
that I done to you. And I just wanna know... Aw! Don't do that! Would you... I just want to know,
would you please... Don't do that. Marry me. Don't do that. Don't do that. You need some counseling. CHRISTOPHER:
I'll take counseling. (AUDIENCE CLAPPING) Okay. Okay. You all are married and been
together for nine years. But you, Mr. Ware, believe
your wife is cheating, and you have opened this case
because of that belief. Tell us why you are here. Yes, Your Honor.
I believe that my wife
is cheating on me. JUDGE DANA: Okay. I'm not cheating. (WHISPERS) Okay. We're gonna get to you,
let me hear what he got to say. I have reason to
believe it... Um... Oh my goodness. This is tearing you up. Yes, it is, Your Honor.
Um... How you feeling at this moment
as you try to figure out... How you're here? I'm hurt.
Um... You know, um... My wife... She's very flirtatious. (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING) How does it feel to see your
husband standing here It has... so overcome, that he can't even
get the words together. MR. WARE: Okay, Your Honor... He is in tears because he
believes that you're cheating. You know, Your Honor,
I wear my marriage... MR. WARE: Your Honor... I wear my marriage with pride. I rocks my marriage. I rocks my marriage. Okay. I won't let no man come,
if it ain't Jesus... I won't hear it. (AUDIENCE CLAPPING) I won't hear because
I'm not going to hell. I'm not going to burn in hell
for no one. I got married because
I love my husband but I also got married because
I didn't want to suffer. All right. In sin.
That's why I got married. Here's my question, have you ever cheated on your
husband in the past? No. So you have never cheated? I have no reason, he gives
me everything. So, you're not... You're saying
I don't have a reason to cheat. Your Honor... Okay. Mr. Ware. Your Honor. She have, Your Honor, um, I got a phone call from
my mother. Um, she was diagnosed with
throat cancer. Um, belated. I went to go be by
my mom's side and in the process of me being
by my mom's side, I get a phone call saying
my wife is out hanging... Oh, she was in a club,
running streets, uh, with Tom, Dick and Harry.
She start a new life. Oh, Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah. You gotta understand this. Ms. Ware, were you in clubs,
while he was out taking care
of his sick mother? Yes, I was. I'm not gonna tell...
I'm gonna be real, yes I was, but see, Your Honor,
he's not telling
the whole truth. If you're gonna tell it,
you tell it right. You know, he called me,
and he was like, Uh huh. "Baby, I love you,
but I'm never coming home." He's not telling... Then, were you sleeping
with different men then? No. MR. WARE: That's a lie. All right, you don't believe
that at all, Mr. Ware? That's a lie, I got calls
telling me that my
wife was cheating. I researched it, you know,
you gotta understand this. Oh Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah. I called the voicemail,
it... I got a man calling my house
at around three, four o'clock
in the morning. It was a booty call hours,
you understand that? It was one person. Yeah. It was one person and
I never had sex with him. And he was not my type. I gave him my phone number,
and then we got to talking, I was like, "No, I am not
doing this." Well, if he wasn't your type,
why'd you give him your
phone number? I was drunk. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) MR. WARE: Right. Mr. Ware, clearly this marriage
is in trouble. What was it like
in the beginning? I gave her something that I
never gave no other woman,
you know, my heart. My whole heart, and,
she walked into
my life, like... A princess, and you know,
I wanted to be the prince,
you know. And along the way, we
tied the knot. And we became king and queen. And I thank God,
that idea run across her, because, hey, I wouldn't be
the man I am standing
in front of you today. If it weren't for her. But he changed me too. He have, he changed me. That's why I said, I rocks
my husband, because he
have changed me. He didn't change me for
the worse, he changed
me for the better. Well, good grief, you all
have got together, you all king and queen, you all have changed... Look at
this beautiful wedding picture. The wedding picture. You all changed each other
for the better... I have... What in the world are you... (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) What? Well, Your Honor, I just,
you know, me, personally, I need to know that I am
not putting my life... On-on, putting
all my eggs in one basket
and it's not worth it. And so, Mr. Ware, why do you think
she's cheating? Well, Your Honor, you know,
I picked up a second job, I was in process going in
to the freezer area, yeah, I noticed, you know,
just hypothetically, you know, a group of guys, standing
over there, you know,
laughing and joking, you know, when I walk away,
but as I come back around, they hush-hush, everybody act
like they be really
seriously at work. So, I go back the next time,
to go to the cooler, I hear the same noise
that my wife makes during climax, you know, "Oh Lord Jesus,
shoo," "Oh Lord Jesus, shoo,"
you know, and... So, you hear these guys
saying this? Yes, Your Honor,
it's just a coincidence. Oh, Jehovah, Jehovah,
Jehovah. You gotta understand this, it's a coincidence. That when our intimate time, you can't just happily come
off the top of your head
and say this. Okay, so... And laugh and joke.
(STAMMERS) So you're saying you hear
these guys, and they're saying "Oh Lord Jesus," what? Yes. Oh, Lord Jesus, yeah. Oh, Lord Jesus, shoo. (IN UNISON) Oh, Lord Jesus,
shoo. JUDGE KEITH: And as you're
hearing this, you're like... That sounds familiar and
it clicks to you, that this is what she says
when you all are making love. Oh, Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah. At the point of climax? Yes, Your Honor.
You gotta understand this, Oh, Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah. I don't deal with these people. They don't know nothing of me.
Don't stay next door to me. Oh, Lord, help me. They don't stay at the corner
from me, you know... So the only way you know that. Coincidence by walking past
someone and... Oh wow, they're work in the
same place as me, right? Oh, Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah. The only way they can know that
is that one of them has been
with her. Right. And you think they've been
making that noise to let you know they've been with her? Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah. Ms. Ware, Ms. Ware, Ms. Ware. He wrong, he wrong, he wrong. He wrong. Ms. Ware, do you say... "Oh Lord Jesus"? Yes, 'cause he's good. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) I give the boy his props! JUDGE KEITH:
So do you say that? (SHOUTING) Listen, listen.
You all gotta listen. Okay, so you do say that? Yes. And so there's no way these
guys would know that unless you've been with them. unless you've been with them. I think he's overexaggerating. I think that... Of course, they're right. Yeah, okay. 'Cause I gotta tell you,
"Oh Lord Jesus, shoo" is not common. If you keep hearing that... Amen. Thank you. Thank you. The fact that they would say
that in front of your husband. Every job he go to, I sleep
with somebody at that job. Every job! Then that give
him excuse to leave one job
to another job, to another job, to another job. Are you admitting that you're
sleeping with other people? No. You're saying he's accusing
you of that? Yes, he's accusing me. So, every job he goes to,
he says, you slept
with somebody on that job? Yes, yes. Mr. Ware, you're not doing
that, are you? Yes, he is. Well, Your Honor, you know,
I love her, but do I believe that she's
the woman I fell in love with? No, I do not. Have you seen anything else
that make you think your
wife is cheating? I came home from work, I knock on the door. Now, we only have one
set of keys. It takes her seven minutes
to come to the door. That's a lie. But when I walk, walk,
walk up in the house, I noticed that in the tub, is our bed sheets. (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING) (STAMMERING) If the sheets
were just tossed up in there, it's still dry. You know, it's not soaking wet
all the way through. This is what she was doing
in the process of me knocking
at the door, then I get in the room,
the bedroom window's open. It's January, in Chicago. And the window's opened? Winter month. Okay. Okay. So, I go take the garbage out,
and in the process of me
taking out the garbage, I look down, beside the window,
I see... Footprints. That's a lie. You know, (STAMMERS) like a
person scooted out the window. And jumped out. Fingerprints (STAMMERS) up
the windowsill. Now, I wouldn't see... That's a lie. This is fresh snow,
Your Honor. That's a lie. These footprints are deep right
there, and then they line
towards going to the back. Okay, Ms. Ware. All right. He's lying, the man is lying. So tell us what happened? I got up, clean myself up,
threw the sheets in the tub, because we don't have
a washer and a dryer. Threw the sheets in the tub,
with bleach, and I changed
the sheets. I tried showing him that, where I had bleach in the tub, and then, I had lit a candle it caught on fire. Okay. Why was the window open? Because I was letting
the smoke out because the
smoke alarm came on. But why were there fingerprints
on the ledge... He didn't tell you that... Our screen...
The screen is like, because the screen was already
bumbled, my landlord came
and screwed it down. So, there's no way for
you to get out? There's no way. So you deny that you had a man
in your house, when he... I don't cheat on my husband. I won't hear it. I think we have enough
evidence, Mr. Cutler. Okay. Mr. Ware, you believe
your wife has been unfaithful
to you because you've heard some of your
coworkers, mockingly use the
very same phrases she uses when you all are
making love, and she climaxes. Yes. You came home, and didn't
have a key, and it took her seven minutes to open
the door. Yes. And because of that, you
believe that your wife is
cheating with other men. Yes, Your Honor. Because of this,
this court has done a full and complete
investigation. At this time, the court would
like to call Licensed
Private Investigator, Eric Echols, to determine, is she cheating? (AUDIENCE CLAPPING) Perfect. Good day, Mr. Echols.
How are you? Fine, Your Honor.
Sir, how are you today? Doing well,
it's good
to see you. Tell us what you
and your team did
to investigate this case. Well, Your Honor, I had a very
built and well put-together associate of mine, go undercover and pose as a man
who was coming to court, because he too,
was accused of cheating. He was placed in a room
with Ms. Ware, and a hidden camera to see if
she would take his bait. So what did your associate
find out? Everything seemed pretty
calm at first, until a court staff came in
and asked my associate to change his shirt before
he took his polygraph test. Oh, what happened after
he removed the shirt? Well, Ms. Ware got pretty
heated at first, and did everything in her
power to keep it together, and we also brought that tape. JUDGE DANA: Oh, I see
her fanning. (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) (LAUGHS) Yeah. Oh, Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah. Mr. Ware, what do you think as
you're watching this... I'll just say my wife is selfish... If I was to touch a woman, there's a problem, a coworker
can't even say nothing to me. So, I go there putting some... You were doing, shut your eyes. Put some baby lotion
on her because she wanted some lotion. I didn't put no lotion on him,
all I did was roll up sleeve. Right. He said they heard it
right up in here, so, I rolled the part up
and I was like,
okay, you can pull this up too. And it will help.
That's the only thing I did. I didn't sleep with him.
I didn't do nothing. Your Honor, when I said, he's
gonna make Derrick look small,
I was talking about muscles. Shave my head, Your Honor. Ms. Ware, let me ask you this. If the situation were
reversed, if there were... If there were a woman
who had on a halter top and some daisy dukes, and he acted
the same way you acted, would you be upset with him? I know I heard it... He was sexy though. Your Honor...
I know, I know. He was sexy, but you act like I would've
jumped in bed with him. The interesting thing
about this, I heard you go
"Lord, Jesus." (AUDIENCE GASPS) That's the same thing that she
always say. Yeah, so that does corroborate. Hmm. So it's coincidence,
ain't it? To further investigate this,
we order Ms. Ware to
take a polygraph exam. We'd like to call certified
polygraph examiner, Tommy Platt
into the courtroom. Ron, would you escort him in? (APPLAUSE) Get on the witness stand,
please. Mr. Platt, how are you? Good, Your Honors. You performed a polygraph
examination of Ms. Ware,
is that correct? Yes, ma'am. All right. Ms. Ware was asked... "Have you ever had physical,
sexual contact with anyone
from your husband's job?" What was her response? She stated, "No." What did the lie detector
determine? The lie detector
determined that... What did the lie detector
determine? The lie detector
determined that... She was being truthful. (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) Ha! Pop the collar.
Hmm. We still have one more
question. I know, but I believe in Jesus, and
Jesus knows my heart, hello. Ms. Ware was asked, During your marriage, have you
had sexual intercourse with
anyone other than your husband? What was her response
to that question? She stated, "No." What did the polygraph
determine? The polygraph determined... that she was telling the truth. Oh, Jehovah. (AUDIENCE CLAPPING) There you go.
What did I say? I ain't no hoe. Roll one, boo-boo. Mr. Ware. Your Honor, you now, um... I can be man enough to say,
well... Sorry, I apologize. You know, but, I also
got to make it up to you. Okay? I told him I want some things. I told him if I passed this,
I want some things. Okay, wait, hold on. I want a... I want a diamond ring
and I want a new car.
