Oh PewDiePie He's running out of ideas "Oh it's so obvious PewDiePie is running out of fresh ideas!" Oh yeah?! Well there is one-- I still got one card One card left to play The most desperate card In ALL of YouTube! *beautiful music :D* I never thought I would sink this low. I'm disgusted What kind of clickbait title could we put on this one? *stutters* just "Ask me Anything" "Does PoodiPie do Drugs?" That's the title of the video now everyone That's the title... ...of the video OH! You noticed uh we have some guests in the studio today *Claps to non-existent cardboard cutouts* Clap it up everyone We have your mama!1!1! Giant black-- *decides not to continue* We have Cinnamoooon!.... Toast Ken everybody. And... Let's not forget, our special guest, Maaaaaaaaaaaaarkiplier. *crickets chirping* Accurate- accurate size *laughs* *whispers* I'm talking about his penis We also have ME here! No, I'm not compensating for Ainsley. Shut the fuck up! Where should we put this beau- look how beautiful he is. Cardboard Felix- Please, Felix, don't put me in the ceiling Shut up Felix! You're going in the fucking ceiling! He ha he hleee ha hleee :P I don't have any questions just want you to delete a happy wheels video What the hell man!? What the HELL! *scary noise* *horribly sings*When you try your best... I feel like we need some sad music for this, cause... *Sad Music* Which one should we go with uh.... Alright, uh, episode 53.It's been uh, it's been good buddy.... You're out. You're out! Alright, next question Next question comes from Brad, one of my editors Will you let my family go, I've worked hard enough I'll leave this one, to the gaymode.. team *Robot voice* Unfortunately, Brad's family has suffered Stockholm syndrome and wish to stay with Felix forever. Well, well, well, Brad, it seems like your family *voice, getting higher* has choose stay with me a little longer Sorry :( *sad music*Alright, episode 60, you're out Out of all the people in the world, what made you choose me to be in your background? Wait... Ainsley Harriot? *laughs* Wait is this real!? Is that the real Ainsley!!? What? But he was- He was de- Aaaaaahhhhh! Ainsley, is a real... person? Anyway, episode 41. It's been nice... it's been nice. Next, quest- Next question Cardboard Felix- Kiss me Felix! I'm not- I'm not gonna spiderman kiss you Ask Pewds Smash or pass:JK Rowling Um...Gonna have to let the gang take care of that one What's that? Sell to slavery! Sell! That, bitch to slavery! It's really offensive to say, to sell someone to slavery, Felix You don't understand the history and the struggles That JK Rowling went through JK Rowling used to be very poor And then she wrote some books Then she became a whiny bitch on twitter You don't understand her struggle Alright, shit, I keep forgetting I have to delete a fucking video Like it's not funny. Why did I come up with this idea? *laughs* There's not any value to the video Which one, uh, which one do you think? I think it's time for like one of the earlier ones Someone, somewhere, right now, is going like that Trump lady at the inauguration. About me deleting these videos Noooooooooooo! Goodbye, episode 11 *sad music* Can you re-enact the "my name jeff" scene from 22 jump street? No No, I'm not going to do that. What do look like? Some sort of whore? *claps* I've been practicing. I've been practicing a lot for this. *awkward laugh* My name, uh *High pitch, RIP headphone users*Jeff! I have to dele- Delete another video Why does no one love me? *sad music* Because you're wearing Hitler glasses There, *stutters* You're wearing not fascist glasses Okay? Know you're- you know you're a bit young, but, uh... But, you need to not do that Cause that's why no one loves you When will you watch the true epic love story that is HoshiPie What is this, exactly? *sexy music* You guys are fucking weird You guys are good at editing And I appreciate you Than- Thank you, very nice Now I finally have some fapping material I've been- been running out for awhile Guess now we have to delete another fucking video *inaudible muttering* 31 21! Is that a... is that a meme? Is that a meme right? That's a meme. Do you think Phil Lester deserves more appreciation Uh... No, I think he's a little overrated I, uh, would like to say, uh, that I'm more of a Dan man. If you know what I mean Goodbye Episode seven- You guys want 2012 pewdiepie back?Yeah, well I want 2012 Youtube back! Okay? So much better Tell em Ainsley, oh.... *sad music* Why is Emma Blackery... So big? Like what happened here? I don't understand. Emma, do you have anything to say, to uh... This is the first time we collab on this channel What, what would you like to say? Carboard Emma- You're gay I'm gay? Wow! *sigh* So sick of deleting these fucking things Like why did I... Why am I still here? Like this one fucking had four million views *burp* Life's not fair! Life's not fair! When will you kill yourself? Another happy wheels video *laughs* No, not episode three! Not episode THREE! Ask pewds, read this to die instantly *dies* *sad music* Yes! YEESSS! My time to shine! Finally! I'm taking over this fucking gay ass channel man! Are you the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler? I can neither.. I can nein-ther *laughs* Confirm or de-nein *claps* *sad music* Episode ten Goodbye! Do you miss simpler things in life after gaining huge popularity? It's honestly not that different If you follow me throughout the, throughout an entire day I think you'll realize that I I'm I'm pretty much doing whatever you doing I'm, I'm pretty much the same. You know? I think you'd actually be pretty overwhelmed how boring my life actually is behind the scenes. Uh... I only snort a couple pounds of cocaine every day Only a couple hookers five or six Every night, and, uh... And that's another Happy Wheels video Do you lovee make sex with marza or no or are you thinking to bring BABBBYYYY! I imagine that's how they wanted it. Well, that's another Happy Wheels video That was.. thank you for that. Thank you, appreciate the great question Uh, not thinking to bring any babies No, I- I do not *Pewdiepie editied singing chainsmokers music* I was doing just fine before I met you *music* I drank to much and that's an issue *music* But I'm okay *music*What! *music* *music* Hey! *music* You tell your friends it was nice to meet them, but I hope I never see them again *music* Pewdiepie speaking over music- That's cool! *Music* I know it breaks your heart *music* moved to a city in a broke down car Pewdiepie over music- That's really fucking cool *Music* And *music* Four years, no calls Pewdiepie speaking over music- That must have taken for fucking forever *music*And now you looking pretty in a hotel bar *music* I-I-I-I-I Can you slow dance with Slippy? *music* I'm scared! I'm too scared, I can't! And that's another Happy Wheels! Alright, and final question Can you do a backflip? No Now we're going to have a silent moment. For all the lost... Happy wheels videos *Sad Music* Alright then, so leave a like if you enjoyed this video If you did, ummmm.... Ken! Is going to do something really funny If you click- click it right now and see something really funny is going to happen Any moment Any moment! At any moment!
