Dirty Harry's Best Lines

mr. ban all right let's have it have what the report what have you been doing Oh for the best three-quarters of an hour I've been sitting on my ass and your outer office waiting on you Callahan sir I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district I understand that's my policy yeah well one that dealt Mayo is chasing a female with intent to commit rape I shoot the bastard that's my policy intent how did you establish that well naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife hard-on I figure isn't that collecting for the Red Cross I know what you're thinking did he fire six shots or only five well they tell you the truth and all this excitement I kind of lost track myself venus is a 44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off you've got to ask yourself one question do I feel lucky well do your bunker what are you gonna do with those wanna cut your pants off oh no it hurt 2950 what's in the bag man you dude you lost my hair you screw the back yeah just give us a woman listen to you [ __ ] can my friends call me Alice I will take a dare well I was when was the last time you wouldn't busted your vise I'll kill myself I'll do it at home stop [Applause] I've got a wife and three kids I don't want him on the streets any more than you do what is that supposed to mean I mean sooner or later is gonna stub his toe and then I'll be right there this office won't stand for any harassment you know you're crazy if you think you've heard the last of this guy he's gonna kill again how do you know he likes it oh my star I want an answer have you been following that man yeah I've been following him on my own time and anybody can tell I didn't do that to him oh because he looks too damn good that's how this is no life for you too I mean it down what are you people gonna stop messing around with this guy he's gotta be stopped now he's got a busload of kids and I can't take that chance I gave my word of honor on it and he will not be molested and that's a direct order come on well you can just get yourself another delivery boy I know what you're thinking Punk you're thinking did he fire six shots or only five now to tell you the truth I forgot myself and all this excitement but being this is a 44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off you could ask yourself question do I feel lucky well do you punk well I just worked for the city Briggs so do i longer than you I never had to take my gun out of its holster once I'm proud of that you're a good man lieutenant good man always knows his limitations excuse me captain I know this may sound silly but can you fly nope never had less you mind if I ask you a question go ahead what does the girl have to do to go to bed with you try knocking on the door excuse me excuse me could you help us out what do you want maybe you could help us we seem to be lost we were looking for the interest to San Quentin you know what that is it's back there don't you see too good yeah I see fine I just want to know whether you knew where San Quentin was and you do don't you [ __ ] either you're for us or you're against us I'm afraid you've misjudged me man's got to know his limitations what do they want want a car what are you gonna do [Music] what makes a man crazy enough to join the cops find out you let me know that's all captain I've got work to do but not in homicide what you've been transferred to personnel personnel that's for [ __ ] I was in personnel for ten years yeah I've never made a misdemeanor arrest either then what the hell gives you the right to become an inspector when there's men have been out there on the street for 10 or 15 years a woman's place is in the home is that what you're trying to say what do you think this is some kind of encounter group I want to know what officer Moore is gonna do when somebody puts a gun at her and says his son of a [ __ ] ship deliberately trying to fail this candidate aren't you Callahan if she fails out there she gets her ass blown off it's my ass and my hard luck accept it out there you're gonna have a partner if you get blown away he gets blown away with you and that's a hell of a price to pay for being stylish hypothetical situation huh all right I'm standing on the street corner and mrs. gray there comes up and propositions me if I come home with her for $5.00 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony if this is your idea of humor inspector I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell laws being broken besides cruelty to animals no I've got too much to do besides I've already been checked out on the laws rockin your partner hasn't partner oh [ __ ] you know inspector more that's look if you're talking about the Mustapha bus nobody smashed anything what in fact I made a deal with Mustafa he was gonna help me find out who the people were another thing inspector Moore and I weren't even there the hell's he talking about doesn't it bother anybody that there were no weapons found no explosives we'll find him me well the people are still out there they're gonna blow hell out of half this city I mean while you're telling everybody how great we are right Callahan button your lip that's an order captain you want a jerk all these people off you can but don't do it with me give me your star there's a seven-pointed suppository captain what did you say I said stick it in your ass I'll handle this one no we play as a team as I remember the last time we played his team I get the cue stuck in my ass now I want every bit of information that you've got in this case every lead is that clear yeah make a statement McKay go ahead your mouthwash ain't making it no I'm not kidding if you don't give it to me I'll let it out that you're in here hey hey don't say that it's not even joking really are dirty best dirtiest talk to me you're nothing but dog [ __ ] do you understand a lot of things can happen to dog [ __ ] it can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground it can dry up and blow away in the wind or it can be stepped on and squashed so take my advice be careful with a dog [ __ ] yeah every day for the last 10 years Loretta there has been given me a large black coffee today she gives me a large black coffee only it's got sugar a lot of sugar I just came back to complain how you boys put those guns down say what well we're not just gonna let you walk out of here who's we sucker Smith and Wesson and me go ahead make my day think things over Callahan deal with it it's a whole new ballgame these days funny I never thought of it as a game you forgot your fortune cookie what it says you're [ __ ] out of luck like police work nothing personal I don't like your miss one I don't like being on it that's that's but this is really all about isn't it well if you've got a choice to make maybe I'll start my own Deadpool and put you on it are you threatening me you want to play the game you better know the rules love you know the trouble with huge in our house you have too much time on your hands what you need is a job Oh what like job we got a postman understand and it's gonna be your job to make sure the mail gets through see that gorillas down there that's what your Hicks and he's killed three men you know how he did it they tore him apart with his teeth did you find all the pieces you might say he has an unhealthy appetite so what so Hicks there's my new pen pal I'm gonna be send him a letter once a week and I'm gonna be telling him Harmon to be looking in on his sick mother and how I'm trying to get him special privileges here at the prison and you know what's the interesting part the interesting part is if anything happens to me and Hicks doesn't get his letter he's gonna be really pissed off and he's gonna come down here and see you because you're the mailman in fact you'll probably come down here this post office and cancel your ass like a stamp so you better ensure prompt courteous delivery and pray that nothing happens to me is it that's it oh you see that dirtbag I was talking to down there he says that smoking can cause cancer and anyone who smokes as much as you do is one dumb son of a [ __ ] you're [ __ ] out of luck [Music]

Channel: Carl Niblock

Views: 602,106

Rating: 4.8694577 out of 5

Keywords: Dirty Harry, Clint Eastwood, Eastwood, Magnum Force, The Enforcer, Sudden Impact, The Dead Pool, Make my day, Do I feel lucky

Id: vQBkAr1KCSc

Length: 13min 39sec (819 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 08 2018