DID THE RAILGUN GET AN OP BUFF?!! | Helldivers 2

um um Kyle hey uh help this guy wants a hug hey I want a hug I'm stuck in a vending machine oh now you want to hug now you want to hug she's not going to hug you uh Gustav Gustavo I need help oh my God hey I'm like that bag of chips that falls out and gets stuck against the glass yeah now you just got to punch it outang on bang on it bang on the machine do you get it I'm banging God I'm banging oh this is wait a minute who is this guy [ __ ] this [ __ ] is lodged who is this there's other dudes in here I'm getting nervous whoa other dudes in there yeah don't get jealous I don't know if I want to help you I don't know if I want to bang you out anymore look I'm in here with this guy ooh this guy's pod stinks I'm about to get sucked out suck repeat how do you talk game hello mine's cap locked caps locked do you turn toggle on and off mine is push to talk hello I don't hear you hello suspended hear me I see you lighting up but I don't hear you sh I don't know sometimes it doesn't work come on suck me out suck me out please suck me out oh ah dang nice sucking good huh nice oh we're destroying a little bit of eggs little eggs destroying don't mind he just plopping us right in the middle look at all these damn Brown twins this is the [ __ ] Squad this is the [ __ ] the [ __ ] in our captain Tunes ah listen here [ __ ] listen up you sons of [ __ ] I'm trying to see some bug killing today bug killing I'm guessing you didn't hear me in game no I didn't um fine what what difficulty we playing on I don't even see eight eight is all right I'm bring the kg I'm going to bring little rail gun action always cluster bombs on bugs they're sexy that guy has a way cooler helmet than me I want that brown helmet yeah you kind of look like a captain [ __ ] I look I let like I left my hoodie at home and he has my hoodie he stole it rail gun rail gun I don't need to bring a dog cuz you can call me in a dog eventually yep um or you'll die and I'll just take your dog yep I'll bring that okay oh backpack yeah so you guys can carry you guys in my backpack oh mind I kind of like the shield backpack kind of sick oh we're going in with randoms baby hell yeah we got no friends friendless exactly I can't hear [ __ ] this is loud we look are you the highest level oh Gustavo gustavo's L 26 cartoons yeah he was his daddy was in the in the Army so he got a little he got some favorit the best got a little favoritism name live up to Freed it's been a couple days since I played game yeah no I can't hear you I got to let me get my stuff and I'm going to make sure that my uh the right mic is selected so I can talk to the [ __ ] [ __ ] squads um options a mic selection yeah not looking good Captain brush chat push the talk what's yours V maybe no it's the same as yours oh [ __ ] hello can y'all hear me I'm guessing you can't hear me oh what the [ __ ] I just got [ __ ] on I got P not [ __ ] well dude who do you think's going to die first I think you what no not me come on now probably Gustavo all right at least you didn't say me you know what I mean no I would I wouldn't say you yeah I think you're I think you're pretty decent you know not really but you play the game enough it's aw full uh Smokey over here I can't can't see I can't breathe oh yeah it is Smokey God damn going to shoot that [ __ ] mushroom cloud oh [ __ ] ouch oh this guy's sing what the what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] reloading oh [ __ ] I'm reloading I've not seen that uhoh Ma oh all right was who was that who died first um [ __ ] ow ow no there's a Titan I didn't even see him oh [ __ ] he spawned on me I want to go to the mushroom cloud I can't see [ __ ] I can't see I can't see everyone's dead I got to reload I've been off for a couple days you been you been sleeping you been slacking for the Democracy I have been [ __ ] it should clear up killed the mushroom say hello to democracy hey our guys are getting absolutely [ __ ] on yeah uh what's Happening Here why is it so FY cuz there's a damn Mushroom around I broke it I broke it there's another one over here I'm just going to shoot it with a bunch of rail shots there we go it's dead nice reloading uh sample collect huh looks like it might be clearing up a little bit looking good looking good little bit I Can See Clearly [Music] now I'm going to close these little B holes the last one nice nice nice out I see H he didn't die guys are armored now yeah the the by the way you know that oh God oh God what' you say real gun got nerfed did it not bad but they got nerfed why would you Nerf something make the other [ __ ] better don't Nerf the good thing I oh [ __ ] thank you um tell me tell me how I got nerfed what happened what' it do I don't know I don't know I just that's what uh that's what a scroll told me and I said oh [ __ ] he didn't tell me what what nerfed it but something think the damage just a little bit lower all right I'm clustering that oh [ __ ] the Clusters the Clusters F you're fine you're fine listen I know how to throw clusters unlike everyone else okay in this [ __ ] game I don't trust I don't trust randoms I don't trust you all right clusters or clusters all right what are we doing next um one is on ite I'm literally nowhere yeah I I thr ah man oh man it's good to be back good to be back Taking Lives fight for democracy oh [ __ ] oh I forgot I got a new new sidearm o hell yeah I never use this little Gat little Gaddy Gap I think I'm going to go to the far ping by the way cuz the one the last one is really [Music] close uh it's still two shots these motherfucker's arm that's good the [ __ ] Titan or not Titans the Chargers dude reload God by the way this bubble is amazing is that the shield yeah it lets some puke on me I can just eat a whole puke you know I love eating a whole puke right yeah that sounds awesome wow what aing and then it it's really good against the robots in my opinion what are you guys doing down there you guys just clearing random [ __ ] there's a bug Nast it seems like oh I'm going to which one are you going to you want to go north I'll go there I'll go there with you yeah I'm I'm heading there I'm just fighting stuff off right now okay the rail gun still [ __ ] it's still one shots there oh there's a big guy here enemy Elite Northeast 50 me K he's you pissed him off Call's coming to [ __ ] you I piss off he's coming to [ __ ] you what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did I do no trying to get his attention KY I need him to try to kill you I need him to spit at you I need you to let him spit at you I'm shooting him in the ass ow that guy spit on me that spit on me too how about the big guy that's walking towards you oh that big guy that [ __ ] all right I'll get him to spit oh God I don't know if I can throw this far throw I can't throw this far you're dead I died God damn it dude the [ __ ] bugs have shields on their head so I can't head shot them to kill them he this oh our teammates are I'm going to die he never even stopped walking refor oh you want me to land on him and I dodged a big guy I'm so good at this game oh [ __ ] I guy the charger the charger pushed me to the the vomit there's three Chargers I [ __ ] got insta killed keep D what the [ __ ] keep just keep running just keep running just run refor oh [ __ ] I'm sorry run into that please you didn't I'm not laying on him again he [ __ ] insta killed me he's spitting [ __ ] off me [ __ ] don't run toward him don't run toward him I'm stuck in this bush I came out run away run away oh God I am so sorry giant Daddy okay I need to get my I need to get yep come on puke again you [ __ ] [ __ ] requesting air support puke again puke you [ __ ] boom [ __ ] damn ah still alive alive run run I'm going laser him I'm over laser him okay I'm going to shoot his belly Sho his tummy shoot his tummy give him a tummy a what the [ __ ] am I stuck on oh [ __ ] he is literally tanking everything no he's fine he's going to die I killed him shot his head off yeah nice easy honestly wasn't even worried easiest thing ever all right now what were we doing we were going north yep I was trying to get my backpack really quick oh do you need help are you good I should be fine yeah oh no Hunters oh no this guy KY I'm a oh God okay sir sir last reload oh God [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my ass no please don't kill me I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry are you dead I need help he's dead what are you like are you help me at all no I'm going you guys went to the other oh you're behind me back down there it's all right I've killed everyone it's all I've killed everyone Kyle are you sure okay fine you don't need me see you don't need me never do you're fine look at you oh that's a big giant dick there's a big giant dick there's a giant big dick oh Kyle I'm running I'm scared of him where where where where where where I see him I'm going to die I'm you think I'm going to die I'm C bombing keep running I'm cluster bombing I'm cluster bomb as well cluster bomb was [ __ ] great I almost died toer bomb I need supplies I'm I got [ __ ] I'm stuck I put my mortar out hopefully my mortar will will distract him enough just keep going I think I killed him anag I feel like you did kill him too I don't know why I don't hear him I don't see him yeah he's like gone there's no way a cluster bomb killed him but yeah I don't know he must have ran off to the other dudes yeah maybe I hear a mortar shooting yeah I think he ran fine yeah nice legs yeah [ __ ] can't walk when you get you can't get no legs you can't walk when you can't got no legs I I I Mis worded I miss word right I bet you can't walk you bet you can't walk when you can't got no goddamn legs got go get reting a support I'm just throwing I'm chucking a Chuck in there I'm chucking I'm chucking the stalker layer that was like the perfect [ __ ] cluster bombb down that was really laggy Oh I thought you died [ __ ] not you the damn thing I was killing oh oh oh my bad oh God oh God Stalker Boys on me I don't like them not a big fan I killed their nest big guy's coming back big guy came back cartoons oh no this guy's [ __ ] creaming this guy's creaming into the sky uhoh that's gross a of democracy I got to use all my damn cluster bombs so I can get my damn big [ __ ] back I'm bemy down baby [ __ ] air support okay air support no you killed yourself didn't you I [ __ ] kill myself pal you were like pretty good at the game no I [ __ ] suck reinforcing I'm so bad I don't know why don't reinforce me sir this guy's going to try to reinforce me really far away from you KY I already reinforced you oh thank you sir requ oral strike all right um how long do I got on my oh my God I got a minute and a half before we can kill this big T yeah I don't have he's not even aged on us right now yeah all right let's just find something near us where we at I'm just going to Ping I'm pinging extract just run toward run toward them run toward them okay one sec I'm trying to uh grab my backpack someone's blinking up here hang on I'm investigating hot trying to get my samples trying to get my backpack yikes I didn't get my backpack but I got my samples I'm out [ __ ] that [ __ ] that hey big boy he he ran up his homie's ass oh that was funny as [ __ ] oh my God there's another big boy dude dead dead you dead as hell am I dead no I don't die in this game relax your health is red I don't know why cuz I'm hot oh got a sample true true reload ahead and take this bing boom pop a little simy grab a little simy simy from my sty my custom momb is back so we can [ __ ] on big [Music] dudes yeah I'm loving life right now it's a good it's a good day I'm loving life I'm loving my randoms definitely not going to have the most kills cuz I don't have a Rober just let that little dude cream watch out clustering back up back up back up to me to me to me to Meer impact great creaming again I'm clustering again in a second uh run far away from me yeah I'm running far oh God I got to reload Hill uh oh God my mag's cluster in that area as well oh no no no no no no if you killed yourself again I would have laughed so hard I pissed myself no I would have been so [ __ ] bad all right we got to get to extraction right or do we have more side objectives that we don't know about I have no idea acing reloading do you need a rail gun or you good uh I'm good do you have one I'll take one I'll take one yeah why not got his booty in the air he's doggy style yo that's hot I'm going to crawl up his ass [Music] oh yeah oh Dro that ass low he's got a smiley face ass it does what the [ __ ] I'm stuck I'm stuck he when he crouched on me he I can't there we go oh my God there's [ __ ] booty cracks everywhere I'm not even I'm actually kind of happy every time I see some ass now I missed his head I'm not good I hit it that time I'm really good the guy big guy he's spitting on me he's spitting on me again backing up no we're fine fine we're fine we're fine I'm fine I wasn't wasn't worried oh we got sea artillery nice but these boys is working we're over here [ __ ] off they're actually doing work yeah like we're not doing [ __ ] speak for your goddamn self all right um I'm not doing [ __ ] you're doing something maybe you rare sample acquired oh these are the holes that go crazy I don't know what's the point of the those giant holes damn yeah it's not that was me you know going to say here I feel like these [ __ ] haven't rearmed at all yeah what have they been doing dying no I don't know what did I say reped no re armored no rearmed rearmed yeah same thing I'll go ahead and get a little two is Avil oh you're feeling you're feeling extra juicy huh I'm feeling full feeling great I feels better by the way this bubble is amazing I know I don't have it yet I have to be one more level and then I can unlock actually good things got requesting watch out watch outen there's a shield bubble for you oh thank you he's calling an extraction already I I dropped my dog off at the bat I got Shield bubble [Music] now you got [ __ ] on look was this on the hardest difficulty no no yeah I guess you're right it is on eight it does say that where's the artillery coming okay not on us um don't push in there I'm going to Cluster bomb in an eagle oh my God what a cluster oh it made me clust it made me cluster big boy oh watch out cartoons a some freedom freedom somebody blew my ass well my mortar like it it either [ __ ] you or or save you you so be careful out the way out reloading his arm shoot his arm easy I want that rail gun so bad all right he's dead relax y chill seconds laser laser the Laser's sick though it gets so many kills yeah and it looks sick it kill it can kill those Titans it just takes a while democracy ah this is too easy too [ __ ] easy these guys are professionals visual on the extraction Zone pel One landing in progress stand what a good team democracy's on it way uhoh ini o that was a little 13 killer little easying air support well don't mind attack underway extraction complete El one little bit of no dying victory was never in doubt never in doubt [Music] Victory definitely not the most kills I think I was up there yeah you're little doggy boy my dog my dog eats ah look at this these boys are professionals they are they are doing democracy's work they're doing their oh you sons of [ __ ] never mind what the [ __ ] did we miss a bunch of [ __ ] I missed two four things bunch of Nest I guess see 200% 15oo God damn H damn little level up almost leveled me up [ __ ] almost took you up took you to the mountain top twice yeah take me to the mountain [Music] top shitty Squad ah let's see how we did here oh never mind get [ __ ] damn you beat me by four you [ __ ] little [ __ ] and I didn't have a dog yeah yeah that's pretty embarrassing you just got better shot of gems all right let me death o me and Gustaf zero little bit of handsome jansom not me couldn't be me little bit of [ __ ] modules what do I need dude you need way too many theg greens to do anything yeah guess what I just bought a little Shield generator pack and a little bit of uh little bit of Shield generator pack where's the rail wait is this is a real gun amazing yeah that's amazing okay don't mind what about here don't [ __ ] fine dude this is easy I'm about to be about to be going crazy with the rail gun how you're going to be asked with the rail gun true I'm being so annoying what about here here you know I love that I'm C2 for cartoons what about here about you know I love that I'm K3 for potassium that was that's a [ __ ] dumb joke what's the three uh I think I don't know if I don't know if it's it's the Adam no I [ __ ] there is no goddamn three I know I know I know just trying to I'm three potassiums that's what I am right ah get [ __ ] yeah dude The Shield backpack is goated yeah I haven't I'm I'm glad I finally [ __ ] got it getting it at level 20 is for it takes forever like God damn we shouldn't need it before then yeah I guess when when I was playing with you guys I felt like I did yeah cuz you were playing harder missions than you should be yeah sh was impossible you're impossible hey yo hey yo little bit of Gustavo Gustavo you know he never died either he's like Gustavo Fring from Breaking Bad oh really that might be who we're playing yeah watch this I'm landing right in this [ __ ] Camp oops I should not have landed in this Camp I shouldn't have landed in this Camp I should have landed in this Camp I shouldn't have landed in the camp calling my [ __ ] inbound come on please come on please I need my I need my rail gun oh [ __ ] uhoh [ __ ] that little rail gun [ __ ] was smoking give me that lag I can't see his lag I can't see his lag I grabbed the wrong one [ __ ] I grabbed his [ __ ] is this a rocket launcher yeah it is God damn it can't see [ __ ] these lights are so bright over here yeah this [ __ ] is loud bright as [ __ ] bro I can't see [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] again reloading I can see [ __ ] now I can see [ __ ] now standing in an eag come here you [ __ ] stop and try to stop me he didn't stop he just kept walking like to chase oh get [ __ ] off he fell on me and killed me are you kidding me he died and fell and crushed me and killed me that's ridiculous I didn't know that could happen I didn't either joining the FR oh [ __ ] I'm sorry get off me reloading ah I love this Shield oh you're going to spray me I don't care oh [ __ ] uhoh uhoh oh I care uh-oh did you hit this guy at all what's behind me a spitter oh God I'm getting my ass eaten no I don't have a shield oh [ __ ] oh double [ __ ] oh I'm running oh I'm getting killed get the [ __ ] off meag empty dude get the [ __ ] off of me oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god dude Shield I feel like I'm in goddamn Jurassic Park over here y'all get the [ __ ] off from around me Jesus Christ clever girl oh [ __ ] I think I just donkey reloaded no oh no where are we even at don't don't don't why do I have this piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] I want my rail gun where am I okayo West what oh no wild Titan oh wait can I I can do this never mind watch out orbital my uh you were like so by yourself oh wait that's not you wait I'm coming over here with you be careful we're shooting up his butthole he likes it nice reload he accepts it I blew I killed him nice hey shot let's go I'm resupplying all right I'm going to the other thing resupply you see it it's right here yep reloading requesting what the [ __ ] how you doing you good you living gu [ __ ] beat my ass requesting air support a lot of air support being requested refor what's going on here Kyle um it's sorry it's loud and scary and there's a lot of spitters and they they're in quitters um I'm going to do a cluster bomb oh [ __ ] wait a minute waiting for his arm waiting for his arm I can't see KY almost shot you oh oh this is bad God damn it KY I can't get his arm I can't see did you kill our homie I don't think so oh goduck calling in reinforcement I can't see a [ __ ] thing than I'm get your big ass off meoo it's right y'all egg killing yep egg kill Like a Villain there's a rail gun over here and a pack is that all your [ __ ] I need my rail gun back I just ped It Go Get It also KY the last video I watched and we're like Cy we got a shield thing for you right here you're like okay and then 30 seconds later you died without it I was so pissed I was distracted watching it again I was so angry desty I apologize I got distracted my mom called me all right I don't want to hear that I'm serious my mom called me and I was like [ __ ] and it was kind of emergency so I apologize God what was a [ __ ] emergency her cat died oh well you going to [ __ ] break what do you got goddamn pet cemetery up your ass just wanted to talk I was just trying trying to help her all right [ __ ] cemeter up ass I might you knowe where's my real gun I looked for it the one that you pinged I I went to it I think the guy went and picked it up a what a SL it was his it's still foggy I can't see a I can't see dick oh my God oh my God that dude puked on me a lot uh oh Cy run [Applause] it I can't see I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry democ sending in an eag I got ate a whole rail blast Point Blank I just want a rail gun I just want to use it don't you have one no I thought you bought it I did but he took it the guy's rail gun is my rail gun oh god um oh [ __ ] um hey Budd oh [ __ ] back up oh my God I just popped his [ __ ] head off with the ra I just I heard the noise I don't even need the [ __ ] Eagle Strike requesting air support damn ah just that good Kyle just that good seriously God damn I wonder if he was like opening his mouth to spit or something cuz I just one shot him yeah and he just it just unless he had already taken a lot of damage I don't know yeah I don't I don't know what the [ __ ] here's a ra gun rice I'm going to shoot that's ra gun on PING on Blue hang on a second let me double check let me make sure uh do I got one you you this one's full of ammo yeah I know I know you piece of [ __ ] ow oh yeah how' I miss those are the best missions in the game yeah popping those pimples oh my God now I can see and I see this pitch right here these guys Shield one grenade kills those [ __ ] by the way yeah what what wow that is insane all right make me cream make me cream you know I my favorite thing in the game to do is to shoot the armored the regular armored enemies that like armor up and Crouch down like a [ __ ] right in the [ __ ] forehead with the rail gun I love it it makes me [ __ ] cream cream cream the cream the crop yeah uh don't go in there oh God no stalker uh stalker Nest is this way somewhere we got to go that way somewhere and cl is a stalker Nest I think I see it smoke okay I'm throwing a cluster inside that [ __ ] right there ah it's not a good throw not a good throw Going's try again I want to kill it with the cluster m not even have to go in there did you get the stalker yeah nice yes sir requesting air support make it in come on strong wrists there we go on come on is this one going to [ __ ] all right on we are not it's way further back is why oh okay requ wait a minute on oh [ __ ] no we're fine relax my shield my shield definitely Sav me is there an indication of when your Shield is low no okay nice reloading yes I Don't Mind If I Do um follow where's the next thing at on P Supply oh [ __ ] I didn't mean to throw that there's something to closed that way though you see it see the orange smoke oh yeah there is I never know if it's like actual or just something I mean that one might not be real I don't know yeah you don't need ammo you good um I probably should have got some cuz I definitely need yeah you need [ __ ] ammo God damn it I need grenades I got one couple more clusters we'll toss in there do the Clusters kill the holes or no no Dam I landed right on top of somebody's dumbass nice charge that [ __ ] oh he did oh God I missed his leg K missed his leg oh he ran into the wall what an idiot I got you I'm probably you don't worry they're uploading stuff we're just [ __ ] clearing it's just you and me you know how can I ask you're covering me you're covering me covering you got you right now is that why I was like completely surrounded and [ __ ] by everyone okay so I wasn't covering you a little bit somebody say at all even oh [ __ ] I [ __ ] me I don't know why I did that run run run run run what' you do uh okay it works I didn't die it was a closer bomb I accidentally threw too close I'll try to get all these clothes it's kind of hard with impact grenades but y he ran out he [ __ ] me on that one I don't have any [ __ ] reloading did you not go resupply I did I threw I threw two two of them in there I broke two or three collected you only get two from the supplies yeah but there was two supplies I have an idea sendag requesting T all right should they should close it yep brains baby brains easy h a little bit of get it but easy a little fresh Shield Pack there we go it's not mine this one I farted inside the other one oh [ __ ] yeah it was rough stuck in there smoke I've been seeing yeah I stuck they was stuck inside the bubble God damn almost killed yourself huh [Music] mhm you know what speaking of itching down suppli cat where'd you throw it what I saw you throw it I swear to God it levitated in the air catch what the [ __ ] is happening oh now now you can do it I could do it this whole time it's just there it was hit the ground and turning off [Music] reloading I'll take one don't mind [ __ ] the other guy he he's not here James is just [ __ ] yeah he is just [ __ ] he has low ammo too believe it or not hey uh stalker hole or something hey cluster bomb in this yep yep go for it sending in an eagle democracy's on it way I don't know Big Boy charger miss his leg oh [ __ ] got him what is this where'd you go [ __ ] collected accidentally turned on my DPI and I was twirling around like a [ __ ] Maniac uh charger behind I'm going cluster the oh never mind I'm on big cool downoad I think that he's going to see us anyway so I'm just going to you have accomplished Liberty back oh [ __ ] I'm reloading broke his leg which one watch [ __ ] watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out big boys lot of lot of [ __ ] run run run fall back a little bit lot of Splitters and [ __ ] nice nice cooked oh [ __ ] there's so many on you I'm F fine I'm like four five so one grenade in there Nice N oh [ __ ] there's like 12 what the [ __ ] mag's empty oh my God mag's empty [ __ ] your ass up oh mag's empty there we go easy thank you no problem covering you got you you uh I think we're pretty much good now did you close the hole over here um I didn't see the hole that's what I was confused about also I think they have a shuttle coming so never desty way of life yeah so we should uh run yeah [ __ ] any holes all right oh my God there's a big titan over there F charger on me turn around yep shoot his shoot his leging he's dead he's dead he's dead yeah that guy is sad pretty sure the B Titan sees us oh I broke his armor oh we [ __ ] on this guy yeah what the f call down a support weapon 30 seconds dead ah [ __ ] on good shot good shot nice easy how do we get up this [ __ ] I think here right no there's too many spitters over there I'm going left okay 10 seconds SP over here yep you're absolutely right yeah it looked like to spawn on me that was cool God damn it he died instantly what he died from the oh God oh God oh God oh God how we getting in [Applause] here where's the Goddamn Pelican it's up here it's up here they're spawning on the goddamn objective come here come here come here come here come here I'm running up his leg okay I'm here I ran up to B Titan's leg I'm just going to go in I don't want to I was going to kill our teammates by cluster bomb so I just got I'm out of ammo you guys are on your own I he died did he did die or I died how' I die in the ship I had a skull over my head in the sh Liberty has seen you through Kyle do you have a heart attack in here [ __ ] I got yeah what the [ __ ] ah easiest game I've ever played to be honest dude when the B Tian fell on me and killed me missed out on some XP I love that it's 200% XP at hand little little 460 plus 51 a little 511 how about a little bit of A500 that feels a little bit kind of nice kind of like easy mhm ah this is my favorite Mission the last one you like it oh yeah this last mission is so fun which one is it it's a defend uh you just sit there and just [ __ ] let everything do the work for you you just sit there watch oh it's really we saved that for last yeah ah I love it hey good job James poor James dumb [ __ ] how am I how do we tie oh wait how you got the least kill how the [ __ ] did I get the least kills and you tied with him that's kind of sick yeah I died cuz the boy fell on me that's [ __ ] that is [ __ ] I died twice I wanted so bad to throw cluster bomb but I didn't want to kill you guys Mission coordinates locked so this is really defense help I just saw it's a oh wait actually it might be the rocket one instead never mind it's IBM never mind damn it I was so excited why you just make [ __ ] up K I saw the rocket and I thought oh is that the one where we defend it and I'm like a [ __ ] oh my God it's a [ __ ] we got to do oh my God this not sound fun what about here going to be what I like to call a little bit of a hot Drop little bit of a hot Drop I'm loving this load out really loving this load out I think we have a similar load out actually you play with the I don't even know what this is is that a nuke yeah the mini nuke they use orbital comp launch initiated rail Cannon yeah well I I use it too no you don't you use orbit of laser oh laser wait what's the air cannon then the rail Cannon is just a single shot okay I don't like it cuz it Doesn't onot the big dudes it blows their back out kind of like I do your mom but uh hey yo but uh it don't kill him huh and if it's only going shoot one time we better Goddamn kill him yeah there's no point then all the Galaxy looks to you for salvation where have I SP requ support weon don't mind if I do oh [ __ ] oh God closer cluster bomb I threw it too close I threw it too close I'm running I'm running I'm running oh you got you kill a lot uh I think I did down please welcome Bry God damn the rail gun is good man it's super good what it is is definitely not nerfed okay I don't know what talking about or whoever told me I I'm pretty sure it was squirrel maybe I don't know reload the terminal get ready to get the hell up out of here yes sir clear the I don't know if that's going to kill all the buildings though I don't know if it's close enough yeah all right oh nice perfect uh it's close enough let's KY let's go back East one second I'm grabbing I'm going to break these bug things over here really quick okay I'm going to go we need to split up and do all the side missions yeah oh this is fake small that's what pisses me off God damn it shoot his leg please I'm not with you he's dead reloading oh [ __ ] James calling in reinforcements I pinged her I'm going God damn it I'll head over there I don't really feel like [ __ ] with these guys sending in an eag democracy on it way oh he didn't die neither one of them died dude I'm literally done I'm coming I'm coming he's squirting out of his ass that's for damn short can you get the [ __ ] up off me with your little ass yeah are these [ __ ] good job KY you learned you're learning yes sir sir yes sir you're the best teacher ever I told you that best best uh Commander ever right come down here this might be a button for us no button buttons no button I hate the buttons launch codes got them nice there's probably samples around here somewhere right here some ping an X obj dropping a pin East I'mma throw resupply that way going stri resupply is going to be right near you so stop running yep reload use a Stam if you need to top off easy this got to be a big [ __ ] mushroom over here supp oh there it is that juicy [ __ ] can we shoot it from here yeah you can with the rail gun but I don't know no you got to shoot it a couple times requ support I really can't see it now yeah I can't see it that well I kind of I'm going back up a little bit oh [ __ ] there we go uh two Chargers on me yep I ran from them to go kill the mushroom hit the front leg Yeah you're by yourself I'm going to try breaking this mushroom I'm way back here shooting it here we go it's dead front right leg I shot oh [ __ ] all right think I broke it did you get it yeah it's dead here you go coming another [ __ ] coming toward me he ran to a rock reloading shot his front left leging oh [ __ ] there's another one uh just run to me support front of me KY you might die I'm sorry run away from that run away from that oh my God Dam I made it I made it well they didn't sh they didn't Kyle they didn't there's so much dead ass over here re uh run away from that I'm no there it look like a chunky one it was all right little eight not not as good as yours I don't think yours was [ __ ] um there's two things over here [ __ ] die [ __ ] die [ __ ] do this thing Shred yep my goodness gracious another buuck you see that oh that reaction time was so insane that was actually kind of sick did you break his uh front his front his front left it it didn't break it didn't break it kind of broke I can hit it if I if I'm really accurate I got it there you go [Music] dumb [ __ ] calling down supplies oh please don't kill me sorry I was like running in front of you but front left our left looking I missed it I missed it I have no ammo grab some right here right here right here oh [ __ ] big daddy no no oh [ __ ] he's dead what what happened something hit him I don't know what that was I think my my screams pierced his [ __ ] eard drums and he died what the [ __ ] what did die do I heard it oh God there's so many little tiny bit the one okay there's another one dude that's not fair yeah sending in that cluster May kill you Kyle I apologize okay no I died to the hunter you didn't die me Le no quit spitting on me papa papa daddy mother Papa daddy mother get the [ __ ] off me oh my God [ __ ] on en God my rail gun's buffed like it used to be I'm one and two tapping these [ __ ] in the face like easy yeah damn like they die like literally one tap to the face he was full health engag [ __ ] I'm on it requesting air support turnning the other one 13 is this supposed to be green Kyle it only go one way one way I thought I didn't know if it Go multiple way a like you it only go goes One Way straight there's a big guy behind this thing I'm trying to uh there he is this [ __ ] just tried to dive in front of him like he was saving the president what the [ __ ] was that get job Mr President at 30 minutes remaining damn we got was [ __ ] his life up can y'all kill him Kyle shoot his leg oh no this guy cream this guy creamed run backwards he's going to die wait a minute did this guy not get his scream off I stopped him dude I stopped the mid cream and he [ __ ] still got the cream off no he stopped mid cream oh no never mind the cream's over here I killed us all I killed us all oh my God why did it feel like it blew up extra special long yeah I think there's two things that went down destroy extra special long wow you know what y'all need a little grenade action oh [ __ ] I'm going to look for other objectives just in case reloading I'm trying to get I'm trying to get that XP bonus man there's one there see this I'm going to that one oh this is the adjusted satellite one you need help or you got it I can take it I'm going to come help cuz I feel like that's a lie I can take it uh looks like Victor or vicam whatever the [ __ ] his name is is coming to help you okay shits shits shits shits requesting support I'm throwing cluster towards you so I can get it on recharge democracy oh [ __ ] [ __ ] me I'm getting [ __ ] sandwiched Victor shoot back little bro yeah we definitely split there's a giant bat Wink in the sky looks like a kid playing with a giant like where're tiny little toys and he's up there playing with a big paper airplane or something what the [ __ ] where in the sky the sky I'm looking toward J1 am I going to die don't be ridiculous you die no didn't happen don't feel like I'm being stalked located cancel that Mission map updated did you and Victor get that handled yeah me and Victor are [ __ ] all right I got a new captain come here Victor come here buddy did I flick I did not flick I really like that oh no they're creaming they're creaming all over me over here oh God they're creaming they're creaming J1 I need help they're creaming they're creaming everywhere reloading nice cluster me oh I killed the [ __ ] two head shot they buffed my baby they buffed my baby again they said don't worry we got you we're buffing everything to be honest though it's so they're so easy to kill that it definitely should take more than two shots cuz they they die easier than the [ __ ] charger the charger is Two Shots plus a bunch of shotgun shots yeah you have to [ __ ] figure out you have to dodge him too with him you can anywhere oh hun oh you oh no oh no there's a nest somewhere you [ __ ] they're all [ __ ] [ __ ] sing in an eag oh [ __ ] I going just killed Jay Jay I'm sorry run Dave dve D that's [ __ ] up that's calling in reinforcement I'm sorry Budd it there was so many there was so many I had to package acquired Dr come here [ __ ] oh God oh God I'm getting over I'm going to die I'm going to I'm going to die I'm getting over ran I'm getting over ran I'm getting over ran I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm not going to die I'm living I'm going to die I'm dead Victor Victor Victor Victor where are you Victor Victor please dive thr Supply Beacon oh God Jesus Christ um requesting support here Cav did I time this right boom I mean is it any is it any easier than me like [ __ ] on that guy absolutely [ __ ] on disgusting re SLE collected absolutely [ __ ] on oh [ __ ] is no one else going to get this I'll take it damn man dropping a pin Northwest dropping my pants how you're all the way up there all alone yes I thought I destroyed the stalker layer and I guess I didn't so did you just make up a story so they friends would like you I did oh nice there we go I didn't know there's another one yeah in that crazy there can be multiple AC yeah I thought there would be one oh [ __ ] on don't mind no ammo just a rail gun that's my life right now oh no he [ __ ] hit me so hard I'm going to [ __ ] die count oh no he knocked dude he launched me God damn it all my samples that was such a sexy cluster bomb he just did not as sexy as this one standing in an eagle come on push forward push forward little 11 now he creeped [ __ ] cream he's still creaming he's still creaming is stilling God damn you like burrito nail oh no [ __ ] he can cream all he wants cuz I will keep cluster bombing the [ __ ] off these [ __ ] level 14 oh God I'm getting [ __ ] on I'm getting [ __ ] on KY I'm getting [ __ ] on go go you're fine you're fine what are you worried about I'll shoot these [ __ ] please Kyle Kyle you're right here you're right f up you [ __ ] [ __ ] help me you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] you I was about to all right I'm about to my ass I'm screaming well now you getting no [ __ ] help I was getting no [ __ ] help before what's the difference oh come [Music] on it's [ __ ] up by the way survived so suck my ass and you killed me God damn it you got a double Victory don't take my shield you piece of [ __ ] locationeast no C there we go you took both you're a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] know that I [ __ ] hate you don't [ __ ] kill me again watching a support you bringing a lot of friends behind you be asham if someone happened uh they didn't hardly any of them died what the [Music] [ __ ] nice cluster oh my God that's a level 15 behind you want to kill you down supp last reload this front right arm I can't see him it's exposed it's hit again oh reloading still he's got to be low there's cre right on you Kyle no watch out oh no what the [ __ ] oh no oh God I threw it a little too close oh my God Kyle I need to uh I need to get the ammo Kyle I need you to get the little dudes off me I'm taking care of big dude he's dead another big dude what oh my God shot him reloading K's not dying again he stepped on me [ __ ] I'm going to drown you going to drown I almost drown throw me at him before they reinforce me quick please okay okay reinfor sit on him sit on him yeah I don't know [ __ ] do something I couldn't get to him in time all right watch out I'm cluster bombing him I'm running away there's a lot on me I'm trying to get my oh God I'm getting I'm actually going to die I think these little [ __ ] baby Hunter [ __ ] are so when they swarm you God damn dude you get [ __ ] on they don't die they don't they do not okay okay cool [ __ ] sh I turned around and I'm just getting carried away by charger little rail gun don't mind what we got here a little Shield generator pack nice that is some [ __ ] [ __ ] requ oh you can take out his back I mean I guess I should have known that location oh my God I'm being swarmed by these little [ __ ] again this is my nightmare hcy I don't know where you are oh my god get the oh [ __ ] I'm good I'm good I'm good oh my God it's taking everything I got I'm good Jesus Christ but I hear take take of samples oh God no no I went into the the drowned water there we go woo that little tiny hole of water yeah uh that's the water I almost drowned in by the way oh no these guys are screaming a nice sample uhoh a nice a rail gun dude two two bio Titans tag I'm on the way but y you're about you're on your own for a good good lap one's good one's good too good what just jumped [ __ ] um J James Jameson nice nuke [ __ ] y'all good oh I don't know why isn't this guy dying oh hell no yeah I why you look at that [ __ ] Jesus Christ God damn y I can't see [ __ ] over here why I gotal it is a little Dusty this guy is dead as [ __ ] he is spread eagle on the goddamn ICBM I wonder if the icbm's going to pick him up and launch his ass that'd be [ __ ] hilarious oh they already resupplied nice reloading this see is good come on list his ass up please please come on game be the game we it's going right in his mouth oh he's going to suck it oh he ain't got no mouth never mind oh right up oh yeah suck it suck it what the [ __ ] damn it oh I wish there was physics with it that been [ __ ] hilarious there is but I think it's like a lot of games like after it settles it turns physics off oh okay yeah okay that makes sense so that the game doesn't have to keep up with all the dead bodies yeah I want to [ __ ] kill you game sing anag this guy's got the idea right here though engaging terminal what do you keep giggling at what the [ __ ] are you what is he doing he's taking a nap oh he's sleeping mhm been a been a long day oh God he's got requ support mine's first [ __ ] mine's first those are my kills oh he might get the pickup kills enemy down baby oh you flying [ __ ] sending in an eag oh my God that's like the [ __ ] danger close your ready can you get this [ __ ] off me no okay forever I'm not even close to him where where oh James with you [ __ ] James reloading y there's a nuk that just exploded yeah I felt the wind on that one the wind in my balls oh he grabbed it you [ __ ] swey my balls have been replaced multiple times replaced I a lot defective you know anag how' you like the taste of Freedom how' you like to taste of Freedom extraction request confirmed [Applause] inbound come here [ __ ] I'm not going to lie y'all got over there fast as [ __ ] yeah we were sprinting like as the [ __ ] thing came down don't worry about me I'm just H hoofing it don't worry about it I got your I love the sound that that guy makes he's like absolutely getting his dick sucked yeah he's either getting his dick sucked or he's getting [ __ ] pounded for him either way you know it took long enough for him to finish I feel like I'm about to get cluster Bomb by my own team very soon so I'm cluster bombing y'all first that's right that's that's so [ __ ] oh I they got four kills you're too [ __ ] far 1 minute oh my God I almost got crushed by what the resupply coming in [ __ ] standing in an e oh I think I'm going to back up from that yeah you should uh Buster over there oh [ __ ] that scared the [ __ ] out of me shot Seven really that's it look at those Screamers uhoh seconds re support oh might have killed us all no you would never do that Z nice do this reloading get [ __ ] is pel one I have visual on the extra Zone oh my God buster One landing in progress get some get some get get someing in get some easy baby I di multiple times on do got extraction complete beginning ascend Clean Run sir victory was never in easy okay K you had a conversation with old boy yeah he gave me the shield and uh he gave me a rail gun well did you just find a new best friend I did little Gustavo I don't mind you brother love me some Gustavo did we close all the things I think we did this time I I went around a lot oh what we closed one no that's that's crazy I'm not going to lie that's [ __ ] crazy we closed one how do we miss how do we miss so many I I look everywhere oh my God that is just you know [ __ ] crazy what a good day well I mean just a great great group of boys mhm James talking but I'm not hearing yeah can't hear you brother hey James good [ __ ] he didn't hear that either no he didn't hear anything he do even know what time it is oh man I'm feeling I'm feeling like I got the most kills this time so that means I probably didn't cuz the other ones I didn't feel like I did and I did I feel like I did a lot too this time I know my teammate might have [ __ ] killed me but lots of enemies kill damn it you barely beat me I got God damn it dude just always carrying it's not it's not that big a deal though but you know ah God damn it you're just got better strategy look at how I act Destroyer has left Squadron new difficulty unlocked little bit of hail dive H for now on it's only it's hell dive or nothing baby h hell yeah also video proof today that the rail gun was two shot in them these [ __ ] in the face yeah literally yeah now we got proof I know I'm not crazy hey you want a hug I left I got kicked actually that kicked my ass I'm waiting on you for a hug in my ship kicked my ass you got 10 you got you got I'll give you 20 seconds 19 18 17 16 15 14 you already closed the game 11 no 10 I want to hug nine I'll slow down a little bitun fast enough eight [Music] serut no skip the cut scene four skip it [Music] I'm coming no no no like one and a half don't forget and a there's more more more I'm receiving joined sad point two point one zero no no no it's not zero it's not zero hello ah ah I made it has left I don't get to see the H oh [ __ ] [ __ ] close for sure I'm not coming back it took me too long to find you I'm pretty I think I I think you touched me I think you started touching me [ __ ] [Music] yourself in my room yeah watching cartoons up in my room watching cartoons up in my room yeah watching cartoons up in my room watching cartoons up in my room yeah watching cartoons up in my room

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