[Dexbonus] Eastward : COFFEH TIME: Sam's Surprise BDay ♥ (Sep 16, 2021)

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secret got to be revealed yesterday if you need something else daddy honey okay okay i don't know do you have trousers on yeah okay well if you want to say hi put on trousers and also if you need help ask daddy okay i love you um so i had been planning for a couple weeks for one of uh my birthday gifts to sam it's just suddenly got darker in here to be um because his his like vr space in his office is really small and so whenever he would like go to do things um he would smack his arms on stuff all the time and it was just like way too narrow for someone his size right so um he loves doing vr but never felt like he really had the space for it so while he was asleep yesterday morning i set up vr in the living room um for like a i concocted a way that um the base stations can just always stay up and then the pc could be like easily hidden away and then and then pulled out when we wanted to use it um and there's a little like rolling ottoman that we didn't really use for anything that uh that can store all of the stuff and everything and so um i went to crichton and i said hey i'm not like super vr chat literate could you could like if i was setting up a vr thing for sam do you think that we could set up a vr birthday party on wednesday because wednesday's the day we take off on wednesday so that all of his friends regardless of where they live could be there what's up honey can you go ask daddy honey um and so that's what we did and it was a surprise and it was very fun and so many people showed up it was like 15 minutes before it was gonna start and sam looked at me and was like is this really happening and i was like what do you mean he's like no one's talked to me about it it's like 15 minutes before it's happening i was like yeah it's a it was a surprise party sam the only reason that i told you about it before we hopped in was because um if you wanted to invite anybody that that uh keenan and i wouldn't think to invite you could and he was like it's just see really are people actually like coming and i was like of course they are because like i just i think that i'm gonna which i've totally thought this before i've been i've been in this position before of being like i don't think anybody's actually going to show up for that so yeah sam was like moments before and full on like i don't think anybody's going to bother coming to like a a vr birthday party for me and like everybody showed up it was really sweet it was so fun um [Music] uh a hilarious aspect of this is that i set the whole thing up right i like i took my base stations and put my base stations because i didn't want to mess with any of his stuff so i put my base stations in the living room in my mind thinking to myself like i'll just play in desktop mode desktop mode is fine for vr chat and that way i can more easily like do food and like and you know keep an eye on clarky and etc um so i was like i don't care if i use my stuff that's fine we can always swap it out later so i had set everything up with my base stations and i had grabbed there was like a little pc um that we had gotten when we first moved that wasn't like it wasn't it wasn't particularly like high-end it was just like a pc to use right and i was like we never really used this for anything this would be perfect to use for vr so i set everything up sam comes downstairs i show it to him he's like wow this is really sweet honey and then when there was maybe like an hour left before he was gonna need to hop in um he was like you know we really should just swap out the base stations and i was like why because like so that so that you can do vr and i was like but we don't need to it's it's fine we'll swap them out later it's fine and he was like no i really think that we should so so he swapped out the base stations one of them he pulled on at just the right angle where it literally just ripped the entire mount out of the wall and i had to like re-screw it into a different spot i was like jesus christ i'm like stressing now right because i'm like oh my god he's supposed to be in there for a birthday like so he's like yeah we'll just swap them out it's fine and they'll update fast so he goes to update them they're going so on the business internet they're updating so slow and he was like it's fine and then he was like actually you know what i don't think that we should do this right now and i was like what do you mean and he was like because the pc that you hooked up it actually doesn't have a graphics card in it and we're really gonna need one for vr so i think we should just swap it out with my old pc and i was like okay and he was like yeah we should just swap we'll just swap the computers because like at this point i had told him that something was going on he was like because like if i go into you know if i go into this birthday thing and a bunch of people actually do show up it's gonna have trouble like like showing them to me and it's gonna chug and it might even kick me out and i was like okay i get i'm like trying not to be frustrated because i knew that everything worked already right i had tested every it was all working everything worked [Music] and he was like and but but it made sense what he was saying he was like it's just i'm i'm worried that if it does have a lot of stuff that it needs to render and show me it's not going to work in vr chat and i was like okay that's fine i get it i was like and you know a lot of processing power is needed for vr anyway i was like okay it's fine sure we'll swap back so then we had to re-download all of the vr stuff restart the updating process on these base stations it's just so much oh my god and so i messaged keenan being like we're gonna be late [Laughter] sam's gonna be a little bit late he was like okay how late are we talking i was like i don't know hopefully not super late i was like it's sweet because it all got started because he was upset that he would be in vr and i wouldn't be in vr and like that's fine that's very sweet but is this the hangout lawman mentioned on stream last night oh probably lawman was there yeah why didn't you tell him that you tested it i hadn't tested it in vr chat and i definitely hadn't tested it in vr chat with a bunch of people around so sam has done vr a million times i'm not super well versed on it so if he's saying to me like if i go to this party and there aren't people or and there's a bunch of people it's not gonna work well i'm gonna listen so yeah wound up being like 20 minutes late which i was like it might be fine because it gives people time to show up and everything and he was like yeah so it was really cute um because he like got it all working and he logged in we didn't have full body we couldn't we didn't have time to set up full body so it was just arms which is fine um but uh yeah he went in he was like you can go i was like no i want to watch no i want to watch and he was like okay so sam like goes into this weird like club thing but because keaton told craig and told everybody to to join off of him so um sam joined off of him and it was like it was a really weird club and he walked up and uh and he was like man there's nobody here and then everybody was just like burst out like surprise it was really cute and i was like that was worth it that was wonderful and i uh so i walked away got us food and stuff and i joined them like a half an hour later or something but um kelly was like yeah he cringed really hard we all sang him happy birthday i was like i love it he was like it's not even my birthday it was my birthday on monday guys you don't have to make such a big deal out of it like super sunday so yeah it wound up being really fun and like three different people messaged me being like that was so great we should totally keep we should do that more often like just everybody get together in vr because again desktop mode for vr chat is actually really fun like it's totally especially if you're using like a really scuffed model nobody cares like you you definitely don't care if your limbs aren't working properly in vr it's fine um but yeah so it wound up it wound up being a really fun thing i think yeah i got the idea from lawman actually because longman forever ago was like yeah i decided to do my birthday in vr because it's covid so like people can't come to a birthday so i figured i'd just do like a birthday party in vr and i had like stored that idea in my brain ever since this is like so long like almost a year ago and so um yeah when his birthday when sam's birthday was coming up i was like that seems like the best way to do it because we just have friends from all over the place um so the idea of of throwing a vr birthday when people can just join on their computers and don't need vr would be perfect so it was really fun and sam said he had a blast and then he texted me being like i went into the kitchen and it was a disaster which it is the kitchen the kitchen got like so unbelievably out of hand and it got to that point where my brain was just like i can't i can't deal with this and i was talking with sam about it yesterday i was like the the laundry situation and the dishes situation in this house literally just put my entire brain on pause like i can't do it and sam was like i get it i'm the same and so last night he was like yeah i went into the kitchen and i just had enough and so i so i did as much of it as i could before i needed to pass out um so if if it makes it easier for you and you're able to finish it off we'll have we'll have finally done the dishes and i was like [Laughter] so we've done the dishes it happened it's so weird it's so brains are strange bean bags buy new dishes for me when kitchen hits critical mass i go the other way i don't react until it's a disaster oh my gosh now i get i love to cook but i i i will make less and less of an effort to cook like good things to eat if the kitchen is messy but at the same time i won't have the impulse of like well then i need to take the time to clean it um i used to be better about it before clark clark is like this weird extra variable that makes it difficult for me to do tasks like that um because part of my brain is like don't worry about it right now hang out with your kid which i appreciate and i think that that's good um but that means that it just over the course of the day it just gets worse you know so um yeah sometimes we keep up on it really well sometimes we keep up on laundry really well we were just saying yesterday that we really need to go through our clothes again so we're both we're both at the point again where we have a bunch of clothes that we know in our minds we don't ever wear and we should get rid of but like it's kind of amorphous until you actually do it it's a small kitchen i can't cook unless the kitchen is at least relatively clean yeah full sink equals well i can't cook i guess i would watch a dishes and laundry stream oh my gosh getting a dishwasher made a massive difference to me you know if ever i was like convinced that it's just the way my brain works it's that i for years when i was living by myself i didn't have a dishwasher and i kept thinking life would be so different someone's at my door one sec [Music] bye hi sorry it was my um it was my uh what am i thinking of i got big um like trash bins for uh the chicken bedding and um something to put like their poop and waste and stuff in so was it someone coming to wash the dishes it was not we don't need that because we already did it weren't you listening what's on the door handle um resistance band for working out sorry about that don't forget the toddler barrier oh she's with her dad now i'm not worried i don't mind an ad but 10 in a row i just have a button that i hit how many ads it sends you i have no control over that i have a button for one minute a button for three minutes and a button for six minutes and if i don't know how long i'm gonna be gone or what all it's gonna entail i hit six minutes so if you got ten ads i'm sorry but i didn't hit a ten ads button i hit a i'm walking away for six minutes but um and all the money goes to charity or a good cause or whatever yeah all that eyeball money i appreciate your time how does the six minutes thing work exactly does it randomize content or ads it entirely depends on where you live some people i'll hit a button like that and they won't see a single ad because their country or where they're living no one's currently buying ad space um so the system depending on where you live will just smush together like an approximate six minutes worth of ads and maybe it's way less than that maybe it's you know dead on who knows um but we don't run ads unless i'm i've walked away we try to make it as fair as possible we let people redeem ads because it is charity money but even then um they're what we call bsl breaks and we just sit and we practice our british sign language so try to make it as fair as possible so that you're not missing anything clarky smacked her head against the you know like on a car door now there's the part of the door like right before it it dips into the here's where the tire is that point walked right into it clark did i was like we really need to go to the store honey we don't have x y and z things and she was like okay let's go and she kept like putting it off putting it up putting it off and i was like honey we gotta go now otherwise we're not gonna be able to go because mommy's gonna need to work and so she was on her scooter and she was like okay i just need to park it really fast and so she like she like put it next to the car she got off really gently and started to walk while still looking at the it was like slow motion walking while still looking at the um scooter and i had the door open for her and as she was walking my brain was like oh no and i went clark and then she just smacked into it so um that sucked it didn't break skin thank goodness but um she did have a huge bump the bumps gone down so now she just has a little mark on her forehead sweetie poop and so then we like snuggied we like like hugged outside while she cried and then she was like i want to go to the shops now and i looked at my clock and i was like okay we can if we go now we'll still be okay and i was like are you sure and she was like yeah like okay she was like i'm not sad anymore we can go i was like okay so she climbed into the car we got her all buckled in i got into the car started the car and she goes i don't wanna go i was like clarky i understand that you just hit your head and tensions are high but if we're not gonna go we need to say we're not gonna go and be firm on that you don't wanna go she was like no i don't wanna go okay so we get out of the car and she's playing a little bit she's like she's on her scooter again she's playing around she's like decompressing right i get on my phone because i'm like well there are a couple things that we definitely need in the house so i'll just order them unfortunately they showed up like right before the stream started it was perfect um so i'm on my phone i'm like looking up groceries and clark hops off of her scooter runs over to me and she's like mommy i'm not sad anymore and i was like i'm so glad that's wonderful and she goes so we should go to the shops and i was like honey we said that if we weren't gonna go that that was gonna be our decision and that was she was so upset just like what do you mean [Laughter] i was like honey honey we said we said we said that if we were not gonna go we were gonna say we're not gonna go that that was gonna be the final decision we weren't gonna go and she was so upset and i was like maybe you can go to the store with daddy later i'm just gonna order a couple things on on the phone but if there's anything that we don't have and you'd like to have them then then maybe you can see if daddy will take you and she's like i want to go with you sweetie pie so it was a big snuggly day it was a lot of snuggles yeah it's one of those moments where you're like this is a good teaching moment for disappointment and what disappointment feels like and so i went to be like honey i know that you're really disappointed and you wanted to go to the shot and she cut me off and she was like i am not disappointed i am sad i was like okay fair enough you're sad you're sad that we're not going that's fair i can't imagine having a toddler that's how my adult brain works fair yeah just heart so and then and then i was like well i'm gonna get food together for you i'm gonna i'm gonna scrounge stuff around we had one sweet potato waffle left she adores those so i was like okay i'm gonna make you i'm gonna make you a sweet potato waffle and get some like little bits and bobs that we have left over around the house i'm gonna put together just kind of like a scrappy little lunch for you if you want to keep playing outside go for it and she was like okay so i went inside and i st the second i opened the fridge i hear like crying and i was like oh my god so i go outside and she had tried to open no close the door because i had left the door open so she could get in and out easy so i was like what happened honey and she was like i went to shut the door and i fell on my butt i was like oh okay and she was like but i'm fine i was like okay i'm glad that you're fine she was like it doesn't even hurt i was like okay [Laughter] sweetheart sometimes i feel like that's the same for adults when it just feels like shit's piling on right something goes wrong and then if more things go wrong you're just like that was me yes holy [ __ ] if you want to if you want to feel better about yourself um sam's like deconstructing everything i did yesterday morning and redoing all of it right downstairs and i'm trying not to be like why did i even bother we just redid all of it totally different stuff but like i have to keep reminding myself we it never would have happened right if i hadn't have like taken the plunge to to do something in that room for vr it never would have happened so anyways so um i was like okay well if sam really wants me to be in vr with him that's very sweet i'll go reset up my stuff so i come in here to reset something up and the second that i reach over to put the base station up on the little like ledge that i have here apparently a bebo a beer that i had drank most of was still sitting on the table and it was hidden by a thing so i reached so i reached up to put the base station up there knocked into a thing that knocked into this beer and this beer spilled all over the table all over the carpet and i nearly was like that's it done i'm done with today [Music] i'm done i can't anymore that's the worst thing that could have happened that i could think of in this scenario of just like i'm just trying to put a thing up on a shelf i'm going back to bed it's 11 p.m but i'm doing it anyway anyways so um yeah you know it's that feeling of like spilling a beer it's not a big deal but enough things had stressed me out up to that point that i was like do we gotta do this this right now um yeah that was clarky today is smacking her head into the into the door and then literally every single thing that wasn't perfect that happened after that this morning she was like i hate this i hate all of this this is the worst but when i brought her the sweet potato waffle she was like ah mommy a waffle and i was like yeah she's like i love waffles i was like i know me too and she was like thank you it was so sweet it was very cute so yeah that's the tale of clarky this morning my sweet bean [Music] i'm really excited about those bins those like trash bins that i bought [Music] i am playing eastward later yeah cookie i was gonna i was gonna mention that but you suggested two games so yeah is that a mug with chaos symbols um i have no idea i got this at a goodwill when i was in college and it's still to this day one of my favorite mugs ever and if it breaks i'll cry probably um i don't know this has always been like the best if i ever if i ever make mugs like not like get mugs made but if i'm ever in a class where i get to make mugs i'm going to insist on on this because this is great no they're not fancy no they're very practical they're um they're just big waterproof bins for me to put all of the dry goods for the chickens in and still keep them near the coop um because currently everything has to be in the car park and it's so far away so i was like i'm done [Music] i'm done with this [ __ ] i want their food right next to me i want like if we're getting into rainy season right i don't want to be in like a bill coat just toddling back and forth with [ __ ] coming to the chicken coop so if i can keep everything possible next to the chicken coop it'll be very handy it'll just make it so much easier to take care of them easily where are the chickens during winter what do you mean chickens have a really high body temperature they're actually fine in in winter as long as you don't live somewhere that gets like insanely cold the weather that we have here um unless it like snows or gets really really cold like sub-zero i'm not super concerned um [Music] like the first the first step really if you're worried about them being cold is to just put more bedding in there um but they already have really high body temperatures and they all basically when they're sleeping just smush into a corner together so i'm not worried they have so much floof it keeps them warm yeah they've got lots of floof their internal body temperature is just really warm they're good so no i have three chickens they're for eggs only they are they are pets with benefits the cats are also pets with benefits because they're wonderful companions and they're snuggly etc um the chickens are pets with benefits not because they're snuggly or enjoy hanging out with us but because they give us eggs so what's the max number of eggs you've gotten in a batch three we get we get um three a day which piles up real fast the i didn't realize so i had um i had cleaned out the coop at the beginning of the day the other day because i knew i was gonna be busy all day and i guess i just never thought to look for the eggs so then the next day i was cleaning the coop at the end of the day and i went in there and i was like why are there so many [ __ ] eggs in here and then realized oh it's cause it's two days for the eggs in here i had to go into the office for about five hours yesterday your cat was confused is it because you've been working from home or no this is the blank easy mode is another alex that's another alex ratman but we don't have any room for animated emotes anymore so i had to do a bttv so any of you who are seeing do blankies in chat and you're like what is that it's a bt tv chickens really do lay an egg a day so chickens are chickens are seasonal though um unlike on like egg farms they'll they'll do some like tricky [ __ ] with light and stuff to convince the chickens bodies that it's still their laying season um but chickens don't naturally lay eggs all year long so it's gonna slow down and then and then it'll pick back up but yeah during the laying season they lay eggs every day well if you have a bunch of chickens there are like like really interesting natural ways to preserve eggs for those months um so no it wasn't that people would go without eggs it's that they would get a [ __ ] ton of eggs and any overflow they would preserve you should look it up a lot of homesteaders still do it yes we're still getting we're still getting a day right now i mean i'm not an expert i don't know the exact reasons or times that they lay eggs i just know that um i had always i had always planned on just being like if we get chickens if they're laying eggs they're laying eggs and if they're not laying eggs they're not laying eggs i'm not gonna worry about it too much i assume that when it gets colder they don't lay as many or any at all chicken whisper not at all no these chickens and i i look deep into their eyes and they still don't like really trust me they're still not i like i keep looking up stuff that's like you really need to make sure that your chickens are like comfortable with being handled and etc etc because you know if you ever need to take them into the vet or anything it's good for them to be like socialized and like fine with being picked up and whatever these chickens don't want me to touch them if possible i tr i make the effort to touch them and pick them up when i can but holy [ __ ] they hate it they hate it they will they will flap the [ __ ] away if they can ew it's andy welcome to the cat gang thank you so much i got them as adults any chicken you got as an adult will never truly trust you that's fair so if i got if i got now that i've now that i have a couple adults if when we move eventually and we want a couple more if i get them as chicks and i'm handling them all the time they'll be they'll be down for me they'll be chill with me is that what you're saying gotcha this is how it should be i see not this is how it should be i'm glad that i got i'm glad that i got some adult ladies ride or die chickens the future [Laughter] yeah foxes are a huge problem out here oh my god we have like a bunch of brambles that are pushing their way past our fence um but they've got some delicious blackberries on them which has been tight so i've been going out there and like reaching up and grabbing blackberries and tossing them at the chickens no we don't have roosters we have three three hens oh they're so good though oh my god and we've and there's um there's some woodlands near us uh with a trail for walking and we found a ton of brambles out there too with a bunch of ripe blackberries and i was like clark clark we gotta we gotta come back and get some black bear although i should probably do it without clark because it's all prickles it's all prickles and she doesn't know how to not get pricked yet i don't think i don't know maybe maybe i should give her a shot she knows that that some plants can hurt you for sure but i would hate for there to be a situation where i was like we're gonna go pick blackberries and then she hurts herself immediately and i'm like well i'm gonna keep picking them stay there have her hold the basket that's not a bad idea oh my god yeah picking blackberries was like a huge part of my childhood so i'm like ah i can start doing that with clarky it's also chestnut season i don't i don't know anything about chestnuts forever ago i was talking with miss random badger for any of you who remember her um miana we were talking about chestnuts she was saying in portugal chestnuts are like a huge thing but like they aren't in america like doing anything with them is not a thing i don't think the uk has edible chestnuts really interesting i don't know there was a difference in chestnuts [Music] yeah so miana was saying that she was trying to find like chestnuts to roast in america and was like they were not good i know i don't know that i've ever had a chestnut either [Music] chestnuts are great when they get a little softer and sweet i don't even hold on interesting they got a bunch of fuzzies on them how fun i got a bunch of fuzzies look at that i just realized during this conversation that i had no idea what chestnuts even looked like so there you go [Music] [Music] we used to put matchsticks in chestnuts and make figures as kids cute getting the fuzz off was a game for the kids oh [Music] yeah so my brain immediately went to lychee too [Music] interesting [Music] i want to try them i don't think i've ever had any i made my first mulled wine last year so maybe maybe i should learn about chestnuts this year each holiday season i'll figure something new out [Music] my mold wine is super stealthy getting you drunk by accident it was so tasty holy [ __ ] and i was i've said this on stream before but i still i still don't know if it was just that it got better the longer that it cooked because i used a slow cooker for it um i couldn't tell if it was that the longer it slow cooked the better it was or if it was that by that point i already had a couple glasses and so when i went back to get more i was like [ __ ] this is incredible wow i really crushed it on the mulled wine this is so good what's the truth who knows either way i really liked it um my mother-in-law texted me at the time to say she really liked it because i also made them some so you know that feels like a win to me yeah slow cook it oh my god it's so easy i have a really bad track record with trying to make things that are like do them low and slow on the stove probably not gonna work out but slow cooking it that's foolproof for me that's why i i slow cook my broth i slow cook mold wine so look at anything that's like just leave it cooking real low for a long time crockpot is life this is the truth i thought you said mold wine no mold mold m-u-l-l-e-d there's probably mold wine though i mean if we're being honest people have done interesting [ __ ] with mold mold wine what no not chestnuts mold wine it was like surely you meant mold wine no i want mold wine there's white film on your wine how to solve it and what did i what it is our moldy corks bad why is my wine growing mold mold growing on the bottles oh interesting [Music] this music's so epic for what i'm doing currently moldy wine almost always occurs from poor production practices or improper sanitization so i'm gonna assume i feel like if there was a special like no we make the wine with mold on purpose that that would be showing up but it's not no matter what i type in isn't that just vinegar i mean i guess that's like a specific type of mold though but yeah i mean yeah fair [Music] slap some mother in there and call it vinegar [Music] bye andy thank you so much i hope you have a good day [Music] da [Music] avida thank you for gifting us up i'm sorry i missed that you talked about buying a piece of forest previously would you be allowed to gather berries and mushrooms in it yeah i could forage there and it would be fine i couldn't create like um like i couldn't do something that counted as like business production there um i couldn't build anything there it's basically just like like natural foraging practices are are good for for those areas um it's just anything that that sort of messes up the ecosystem is what they don't want not even a super villain secret bae i was actually i was talking to sam about this because so my net oh my god my nephew is super into bunkers now and y'all know i am also super into bunkers so my sister-in-law was like oh my god he won't stop watching videos of people like making bunkers under the ground and i was like oh my god tell him to come talk to me but i had said to sam i was like if we bought woodlands and i built a cheeky bunker under the ground would they know you know no one would know beetle houses made out of stumps in the forest no holy [ __ ] wait a second what these are cute oh look at these cute beetles stop it what what a cute idea god damn it bunker bunker yeah that's what i told him about i was like tommy let me tell you what i tried to build an underground fort and he was like really i was like yeah and it did not work because i didn't understand how to build the right infrastructure and keep it from caving in on me and he was like okay i see i'm gonna build mine and then you're invited i was like great i don't know if if that warning if you picked up on that warning i was trying to give you but that's okay i i can't wait to find out what your bunker is like have you seen the colin furs videos of him building a bunker in his garden i don't think so because i don't know who that is why not a cheeky cottage core bunker you know yeah um the neighbor for easter gifted clark a little like pre-made bug hotel and she hung it up in the backyard and was super excited um i've definitely looked up like a bunch of videos on how to make them so i was like oh there we go i am not a van life person no thank you i'm a nestor i don't want to be going all over the place i would love to have a van or something to like destination hop but i would need a home base i need a place for my animals and my garden and my etc no i still have not played deltarune chapter one so [Music] a bunker is the opposite of van life it is yeah i would always wonder how people do the van life with a big dog i mean i guess like it's just the drive isn't it the drive sucks but once you're there if if you're if you've stopped and made you know settled down in a place that has a lot of space the dog has so much room to run um which is great but yeah like the driving and the sleeping at night and all that and obviously depending on weather if it's like pouring rain is the yurt dream still out of the question i do love a yurt well remember that i had originally said that the yurt idea was for my parents property um and that idea has now shifted into uh the old shop that my parents built forever ago that's still full of all of my grandpa's stuff um because he had major hoarding tendencies with electronics um there's a half-built apartment in there so when i talked with my mom a while back she was like i mean like we could just clear more stuff out of there make room for you know however much space you would want for offices put offices in soundproof them like make you everything that you need out there and you could just stay out there when you're here which would be great i would definitely want to get rid of as much stuff in there as possible though or like just make it a lot easier to not step out of the apartment and immediately be like oh right it's an avalanche of just [ __ ] stuff everywhere it's a sort of situation where if you're a gearhead you look around at that stuff and you're like wow there's a lot of potential here right but like the the amount of stuff that he left for my parents to have to deal with is just unreal they got rid of all the cars though all the cars are gone so that's great is it weird to have the urge to take things apart no i think that that's a fantastic urge it's how you learn how things are put together but yeah i think it's hard because because we know how much he struggled with this stuff with like getting rid of things um sure we could probably find somebody who is just like him who would take it all but then we'd be contributing to that person's struggle so [Music] they've been trying to like actually go through everything and like find places for stuff and get rid of things properly but it's hard my boyfriend has that urge and i do not i'm like honey please stop taking apart the covet lateral flow test oh my god what's in there science [ __ ] cool cool cool cool thanks for the confirmation i'm glad ah it's too cute i know alex made that and i was like oh my god i gotta upload this as an animated emote but there is no slots left it is on bttv it that's what that is it's a bttv emoji i've been translating a lot of projects about pcr tests and i still don't know either science [ __ ] great it's science [ __ ] you know i need the simpsons sinking into the bushy mode so it's fine what is bttv i think we have a command for this um so there are lots of emotes uh that are available to literally everybody whether you're subbed or not um you just have to have a plugin called bttv or ffc so that's what that link is with the tutorial and stuff um and once that's installed on your browser you'll be able to see the emotes so if you feel like you go into chats sometimes and you're like what are these why is everybody shouting knotters it's because it's an emote ha i tricked you all we don't have knotters [Laughter] a bunch of people are suddenly like wait why don't i see the emote you're welcome where when were we talking about that was it on tuesday i can't remember alex was in chat and said knotters and then was like i always forget that we don't have that emote here yeah it was definitely this week it feels so recent in my brain hmm kelly was just messaging me saying that she had a lovely time last night what a sweetie yeah duke matter is very good you have coffee on your shirt probably i need duke no back i loved that emote god it felt like nobody used it i have thought that all of the emotes that i've put as bit tiers um i should take off of bit tiers and just put as normal emotes because we have all those slots still now are there analytics remote usage yeah yeah you can look them up to see like which are the most used i do i have a coffee company dodger dodgercoffeeco.com we also uh have a a merch line of cat themed stuff and we did a big partnered thing with a bunch of lovely artists beep if you would like to check any of this cool stuff out find it catgangshop.com they all turned out so good very happy with them i'm doing an ikea run anyone want anything oh god i do your coffee is wonderful i left a review a while ago thank you so much the reviews help the reviews are wonderful it's our four year or four-year anniversary i don't know how many people are like meatballs please yeah i'll take some meatballs yeah the shipping varies greatly depending on where you live we've gotten it as low as we can currently um but we're always working on it so will the duke blank easy might be added in discord later on i actually literally do not know how to add emotes in discord that's up to my mods i'm so discord dumb there's a reason that i didn't really use it for so long even though we had like we've had we've had our community discord for so long and i never really did anything with it yeah discord dum-dum exactly [Music] where's the coffee grown and sourced uh it depends because we work with lots of small farms so um on the website we have a a big write-up about like uh our approach to sourcing our coffee but um we can't consistently say like oh it always comes from ethiopia and it always comes from you know wherever uh because we're working with smaller farms and so sometimes they they can't provide the beans that we need for the roast so we we work with a lot of different people i do not have perfect pitch no definitely not i just got my tea yesterday the long wait is over nice i hope you love it which tea did you get we had our um we had our monthly meeting for dodger coffee and they always show me like the analytics for like what what things people are are getting and you know rebuying and all those sorts of things it's just good to look at that stuff consistently they're like watermelon people really like it i was like i know it's good [ __ ] it's so good yeah we have a few different teas we do um english breakfast we have like a masala style chai um we have watermelon oolong and we have raspberry honey we used to have a coconut ginger green tea which was like my favorite tea ever uh but unfortunately the people that we were getting it from um were really bad at communicating with us and it made it so that we almost never consistently had it in stock so we're trying to find something similar drum thank you so much for all the gifted subs welcome to the cat gang everybody thank you drum we'll ship anywhere it's just you'll have to check because like we're a small business and so um it's hard for us to negotiate better rates for international shipping so we will ship just about anywhere if we're allowed to ship it there we will um but the shipping rates will vary pretty drastically depending on where you live we've gotten it as low as we can currently it used to be way worse if you can imagine um so it's better now it's better now and we're always trying to get it down even lower um as the company grows we'll consistently like revisit those conversations but um but yeah we will ship it there just double check if it's like at a price point that makes sense for you yeah that's the other thing is the whole production line got really messy i mean like we we just straight up stopped doing cold brew um because like shipping it became so difficult because it's a food product and it's heavy and like it's so um we're currently looking into um alternative ways to ship the cold brew that we make uh so that's the conversation that we're having currently that's why it's not in the store right now is it possible to do that with merch too like negotiate lower rates our merch company is is uh so much smaller than the coffee company that is it's not not anytime soon that we would be able to have any kind of a leg up on doing that dodger coffee shop when dream big i've i've talked before about because uh you know for years i was like oh i really want to open like a board game cafe that would be so fun and now that i have a coffee line it would be really cool to open like a dodger coffee board game cafe someday um and my mother-in-law is like 100 the sort of person who's just like yes all of you be entrepreneurs so the second i said that around her she was like do it i owned a coffee company once or no not a coffee company but she owned a cafe for a while she's like i know how to do that you could do this absolutely like jimmy what's up thank you so much welcome to the cat gang everybody thank you jimmy yeah yeah it's hard brick and mortar stuff just in general is is getting rougher and rougher um i want to believe that we're gonna see like an uptick in people who want to to go and support places in person you know as they feel as they feel safe and comfortable to do so um but yeah that's that's my whole thing i'm like that sounds great mom um i definitely cannot run the back end of that so if i can be like the front of house personality person um who you know suggests board games and uh and works in the coffee shop and you or somebody else can can do the actual like behind the curtain [ __ ] that would be great yeah lamia like there's so much you know there's like a huge difference between being a creative and being like a business-minded person right i think so many create this happens in game design too all the time i'm sure which is something i think about a lot because you know we've started 60 40 and so trying to be like realistic about what we're good at is really important but like um yeah just you know i think all the time people are like i have so many ideas and i want to do x y and z thing um but there's like a really big gaping hole of like necessary [ __ ] that no one knows how to do or wants to do you know getting enough sleep these days mine is terrible last night was was pretty okay for me um clarky woke up once at like 3 a.m and sam was still at his vr party so uh clark he woke up once at like 3 a.m and was like mommy my stars have turned off and i was like oh she's like can you turn my stars back on for me sure she was like and then i would like for you to stay in my room for five minutes it was so clinical it's like okay so i went into her room i turned on her stars she climbed into bed i sat there and patted her head until she fell asleep and then went back to bed and she woke up at like 7 30. it was great so oh i don't know if alex is still here because i know that you're at work but um i took the advice of like asking her what are the areas that feel scary to you at night or what areas feel like like too dark and she pointed into the two corners that were furthest away from her so we actually like like literally right as as she was supposed to be climbing into bed i i rearranged the entire [ __ ] bedroom [Laughter] i rearranged absolutely everything we swapped where all of the lights were um and i think it's better now there's less like areas that you can't quite see you know everything is like lit up just a little bit so yeah i think it's better now we'll see i was saying again i think this was doing during super cousin time but i was saying that like clark clark has these nights where she's so [Music] she's absolutely petrified for us to leave the room because she feels like it's too dark and i was like i don't really know what else to do because we have like four lights in there right like trying to keep it dark enough that it'll help with sleep while also light enough that if she wakes up it's not scary it it's hard right um and you know trying to do the whole like you're safe if you need us you know where to find us we're we're right in the other room you know nothing can hurt you you're just fine you're safe you're safe you're safe but the second that we try to leave the room she absolutely panics um and so alex had said i think his niece had the same issue and uh his niece's parents were like okay well what areas are dark like what what areas are too dark for you and that it helped so i was like i'm gonna do that that's a great idea so i think i think maybe it's better now we'll see [Music] so she has so there are two like kind of normal night lights one on either end of the room and then there's a little clock in her room that also has a light in it so that glows and then sam also got her one of those things that projects like stars all over the ceiling so it's as an adult when i go in there i'm like there's so many lights on in here but she kept feeling like it was still too scary and too dark so yeah so it felt like it was worth it to to be like sure okay i'll just ask like where like what areas when you wake up at night what feels scary so fingers crossed that it helps click is three and a half [Music] i know she's so big she's big enough to be able to to come to my bed at three in the morning wake me up and be like mommy my star right when she's not panicking in a normal night mommy my stars have turned off i would like for you to turn them back on please and then stay for five minutes and rub my head great okay concise until the point i like it yeah but that also said to me like maybe maybe that was good she woke up and the and the stars were gone but but stuff we had like put stuff strategically in there enough that she was like i'm all right i just don't like this [Laughter] i'm fine but i wish the stars were on she says mommy she does say mommy she stopped calling me mom which actually made me really sad i didn't i didn't think that i would ever want my kid to call me mom but it's so cute it's so cute when she calls me mom and she doesn't do it anymore it's always mommy mine calls me dad or dad mother wake up and put on my stars post haste i mean a lot of people prefer mommy my mom 100 preferred mommy um i called her mom once and she looked so sad that i never did it again um so yeah i called my mom mommy i ha i still call her that um and so does my sister my sister's you know in her late 40s and still calls my mom mommy but like so i assumed that when i had a kid i i would also be sad if they called me mom but when she calls me mom it's so cute it's so cute i wonder if she'll go through the first name stage i don't know we've she knows our first names so she might i don't mind it though whatever she wants to call us yeah i never called my parents by their names but we figured it would be if god forbid she was ever separated from us and somebody was like you know what's your name what are your parents names so that we can you know put out a put out a whatever to have them come get you um it would be really nice if she's able to be like my mom's name is brook thorne right like she knows that so [Music] i call my dad his name to annoy him uncle criken calls her dodger nah he calls me brooke when we're hanging out i don't think there's anything inherently disrespectful about calling your parents by their first names i think that it can if you are purposefully trying to be disrespectful in other ways it can be like a supportive extra thing to make it really clear what you're trying to do but just calling them by their first names that doesn't feel disrespectful to me if that's honestly what you want to call them do you use names or mom dad etc for the in-laws oh i i call my in-laws mom and dad um [Music] i have for a while but i think i'm the only one of of the like i think i'm the only one that married into the family that does that i don't think anybody else does does sam have names for your parents he mostly calls them susan and steve well it's easy because mom and dad are completely different from what i call my parents or rather i don't i don't call my parents mom and dad right so they're just different they just feel like different titles honor fix whatever but i have a really good relationship with them as well my best friends all wanted me to call their mother's mom so i just rolled with it that's cute i think a lot of sam's best friends growing up still call my mother-in-law mom or mom mom and dad feel weird if you use a different language for your parents oh i'm sure there's all kinds of yeah i'm just giving you like from my perspective as an american that has moved to england right like those that's the cultural situation that i'm in um any statements that i make are not supposed to be blanket statements for like different cultures you know different like groups of people um and yeah like different combinations of things if you know you were born somewhere and you married into a totally different country or you live in a different country now like i have school reunion coming up it'll be weird calling the teachers by their first names none of my teachers were at my reunion we had our 10-year high school reunion none of my teachers were there i wish that would've been wild i don't know if i call my mom by your actual name she says it doesn't sound right oh my god i don't no i would never call my parents by their first names because it would feel weird i again i don't think that there's anything disrespectful about it i just would feel really weird about it what was the reunion like it was actually awesome my reunion was really really positive um i didn't i i should like lay the groundwork of i was the sort of person that knew a lot of people didn't have very many close friends but like i got along fine with most people um so i wasn't going into it with any like anxiety about seeing certain people or anything like that um i went with uh one of my old friends from like the like there was a small group of us that used to spend every lunch period in the computer room um so he was one of those friends and uh so we both we went together and that was super fun um and it was nice because the people that i talked to that night were people that i never once talked to in high school like we knew of each other but we never hung out we never talked um so it was really cool to like see people that i did used to hang out with and actually spend a ton of time with people that i never hung out with um [Music] and it was also really cool because the reunion was at like a like a restaurant and they just like booked like the outside area of this restaurant so we all like had drinks and ate and whatever and then a like a ton of us were like okay we're getting kicked out but there's an arcade really close by should we just go to the arcade so we did we all just walked to an arcade that was nearby and hung out at the arcade for a couple of hours like it was really fun um so yeah i had a very positive experience with my reunion which i was a little surprised about um i thought that i was just gonna show up and be like cool well i said hi to those four people that i was hoping i would see and now i'm bored and i'm gonna go home but it was actually really fun so yeah i had there were a couple of different people who said that their kids have watched my videos before which was really bizarre they were like oh yeah my kid watches you i was like what that's weird um so that was the thing uh but beyond that a lot of people knew [Music] that like that i was you know doing online gaming stuff that's why that's that's why i laid the groundwork i did that there were people i wanted to see but only a couple and everybody else i had no anxiety about because i didn't dislike any of them i didn't particularly like any of them it was just like we got along in high school so again like yeah your situation might be totally different from mine you might be like i hated everybody in high school i don't want to go that's valid that wasn't the situation for me it was more like i was really neutral on almost everybody um and so i i got to be i didn't have the anxiety about going and i got to be pleasantly surprised about being like oh [ __ ] you're the girl that kept uh trying to sell people beer and got arrested you're very cool now this is nice this is fun small town small town vibes [Music] [Music] oh my gosh yeah when i go to my hometown if if my mom is like i'm going to run to the grocery store do you want to come with me i know that i'm going to see maybe four people that i went to high school with at the grocery store because small towns are so strange because either you try to get out as fast as possible or you're or you're stuck there forever obviously that's not like entirely true but that's the way that it feels sometimes i was one of the people that got out as fast as i could and i know i know people who are are super happy staying there and plan to stay there their whole lives it's it's just an interesting like that's just it's just like a strange small town thing i think going to walmart is basically a class reunion yeah i run into people all the time at grocery stores specifically i've almost moved back there a couple times before um it's not that i it's not that i hate it there um i'm glad that i got the the life experience that i have from not being there for a long time though um but yeah i find it interesting when small town people end up in another small town just not their own i think sometimes so like i live in the country again now right i think sometimes you miss the vibe of a small town you miss the peace and you miss the quiet and the simplicity but maybe you don't want the baggage of the place you grew up in you know yeah oh my god yeah i went to i went to a school that was um k through 12 and had if i recall correctly like a little over 100 people k through 12. um so that was like really really small and then when i was going into high school i went to my parents and i was like please can i just go to like the normal public high school because i literally whenever i say this people are like you had a lot of awareness as a kid which thank you but um i went to my parents like i just don't i have no idea what kids my age are like no like like normal like just like just regular ass kids i don't know what they're like at all um [Music] so my parents agreed to let me go to regular public high school and holy [ __ ] the difference was wild and then i so i had like culture shock from that going into high school and then um and then i went to college and i moved to another small town with a college in it uh so that was fine it wasn't too bad but then i moved to la and that was another like huge shift um and it took a really long time to get used to la and now my my brain has gone cool i'm done with big cities now that was really fun and i still i still miss like the convenience and the vibe and the energy sometimes but like i'm okay with traveling to that and living not in that [Music] was high school when you started getting into gaming anime d d etc no no that all started way early like i uh i got really into video games basically as soon as i was able to use a controller because my dad was really into like a couple of different puzzle games specifically tetris and then my brother um was really into like mario and stuff so i would play those with him so i've been i've been playing games forever and then uh i saw my first episode of sailor moon when i was seven and then just kept trying to find more [ __ ] like that and found dragon ball and then once we had the internet i was able to find more stuff just in like really janky ways because you know the beginnings of people having the internet um d i found out about in high school yes but um it was like the people that i knew that were playing it were really up their own [ __ ] about it so i didn't actually play d d until i was in college everyone went through that i'm gonna write my own manga days in middle school oh my god 100 definitely kiss anime intensifies because anime didn't exist what no no no no no [Laughter] no we're getting jankier way jenkier i need you to go back in time back to the ye olden days back when you had to email a person on their geocities website and then figure out where you were going to send them a vhs tape so that they could then record onto your vhs tape the anime that they themselves had subtitled with a machine and then they would ship it back to you [ __ ] life was wild oh gee yeah fan subs were crazy i still have some of those though not here but in america i still have some of those we had to send vhs in the snow [Laughter] yeah and then it developed into oh my god we can download that right like napster and stuff like that started to come out and so then it it created the age of like downloading anime oh but that was also a crap shoot and then for me it turned into um when ebay became a thing i would go on ebay and i would look for um like bootleg dubs and subs of stuff and that's how i found you you hakusho before that got like officially subbed would you like a virus with your virus literally like i don't know how we still had a working computer oh god yeah and then i started learning how to use irc channels um actually irc like wound up being really good for um scandalations for me that's how that's like that was the easier way for people to do downloadable um scandalations of manga was through irc i know i had the like i learning how to use irc was such a pain in the ass any of you who missed out on all this [ __ ] and got to just jump in with more convenience than you can ever handle i'm glad legitimately i'm so glad that it's much easier now for me for people to find things but i i will remember the struggle fondly of like just desperately trying to figure out how to read manga and watch anime yeah this is yeah i guess that's a good thing to to say and make clear is that there's like an embarrassment of riches now in terms of stuff that is available legally you can get anything at the time toonami like changed the game there's a reason that people went crazy for toonami it was the only place where you could like watch anime really um like the amount of manga that's available now and anime that's available now and the and like how easy it is and convenient it is to watch and read stuff legally and and have all that money like go to the creators and translators and all that stuff it's awesome that's great yeah isn't that wild i can just open an app on my phone and be like ah manga [Laughter] all right are we done with grandma talk i think we're done with grandma talk i'm gonna go take a break and uh and grab something to eat super fast and then we're gonna play that game eastward we did our time we really did you know we did our time okay i'll be back in just a sec go grab a drink do whatever i'm gonna run some ads and then we'll play a game huh do [Music] [Music] hello man why are egg and crest sandwiches so good what's that all about why do i always get scared when i talk yeah egg and watercress so good [Music] okay [Music] i'm just a scary [ __ ] i guess i guess i'm just scary this is my truth i didn't realize but [Music] [Music] oh man [Music] [Music] you [Music] messages aren't responding what oh my goodness i'm having to log back in there we go because um the last person to buy a game on this computer i guess was kraken but that can't be right because i bought lost in random whatever who cares which by the way i've still been playing that game a bunch i played it a lot yesterday lost in random it's still super fun did it get weirder i mean i don't want to spoil anything the game like continues to be um very well written really funny um you know like perfectly odd i think i'm like half ish way through we'll see yeah i'm probably dropping frames because i was downloading the game yeah it's really good highly recommend oh and where i where i stopped playing i had like i had like a little um uh like cliffhanger almost and i was like oh i have to go but i'm so excited so yeah yeah it's good no [ __ ] there we go i have no chill so i always wind up reading like the entire spoiler section of the i o discord and i saw somebody mention alice in regards to the the goblins campaign and now i'm like i'm gonna have to go watch it i've never i've never watched an entire episode of goblins before where [Music] where there it is found it it is it's my drawing how come it's not popping up okay we'll see if it pops up now there we go this is the intro [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] that was a little too communa-ish for me [Music] [Music] i know nothing about this game on purpose by the way eastward by chucklefish uh does it want me to use mouse and keyboard it's giving me this and it won't let me get rid of it hmm well we don't want screen shake i want subtitles on uh okay let me know how the um the volume is once upon a time in the farthest reaches of the continent there sat a prosperous kingdom with a soaring tower that reached the clouds up above for many years the kingdom lived in peace until following the tragic death of their king the demon king disguised himself as the chancellor and claimed the kingdom for himself sailing off the castle from the rest of the kingdom he locked the princess away within the tower day after day the princess wept gazing out at the window at her poor kingdom below around that time a young knight from a faraway land was squeezing the salt water from his cloak looking up from where he'd washed ashore on the beach he saw the castle in the distance the castle would be his destination and the start of his adventure oh come on i lost again oh interesting so if you put on subtitle mode you get it's written down twice i wonder what the value is in that i even had the full attack skill this time that stupid demon king how are you supposed to beat him i guess there's really no way unless you get more party members [Music] oh crap look at the time time for school oh you're right we are still in just chatting hold oh yeah oh my god we didn't do warnings or anything i was just so excited to play um oh my gosh yeah no backseating no spoilers um okay eastward warnings any of you who have played this any uh eastward warnings that you can think of i'm gonna go to the store page as well i don't have anything on the thing i don't see anything i'll put cartoon violence down it looks like you can fight stuff but other than that that's all we'll put down for now i guess beep okay sorry for the pause uh if you want to talk about this game if you've been playing it or if you have speculations or questions or any of that sort of stuff um please go to the discord we have a channel called the spoiler void uh i don't i don't want to be told how to play or be spoiled on things that happen or anything like that so please utilize the discord thank you very much let's play again after school sure thing see you later oh do we not go to school i gotta go wake john up it's packed now is not the time to cook rest sure [Music] okay cool i rested prologue the world above john come on the bell already rang if we don't get back to the dig site the mayor is going to dock your pay [Music] i think i'm gonna oh the map cute [Music] weapons uh i think i'm gonna turn the extra subtitles off someone said it might make it it might be easier text for like dyslexia or something like that for reading um i can appreciate that it's gonna be distracting for me to be honest you can refrigerate your memories when you take them out again will the new you really be you save your memories what the [ __ ] why does it put it that way i don't like that up at the crack of dawn bleed for every coin you earn must be tough being a digger [Music] it's like a cute little mobile park men are the absolute worst but aren't you seeing someone right now can't say that's very convincing coming from you my muller is different and you expect us to believe that ha it's called love you wouldn't understand even if i told you dear goodness shouldn't you be at work or something by now i knew it you're one of those types aren't you those types yeah a loser can never hold a job am i right man everybody here is real intense oh rocket cemetery now isn't this a treat someone with the flesh still on their bones care to listen to the story of an old wraith like me sure thing how splendid my normal audience has been pretty dead lately ahem long long ago all of humanity lived within grand houses of glass and every person kept with them their own mysterious box within these boxes existed limitless worlds and countless stories friends family yes even those they loved could be found within these boxes are they talking about computers one day however the boxes shattered and in an instant all those many worlds disappeared panicked everyone raced from their homes wondering what on earth could have happened it was then that they noticed their houses of glass were just like the boxes as dark and as black as night very cool story i will definitely come back oh it looks like there's a little mouth on the rocket ah occupied every day it's the same damn thing ain't nothing to do down here but sleep maybe i'll get lucky and dream me up a sun today right so they're literally like underground john looking suave today as always in a hurry again today i'd expect no lust from pop croc isles number one digger what's in here i found 50 salt it's probably not theirs [Music] oh hmm the mayor's estate the mayor don't like to be bothered i'd make myself scarce if i was you stop right there the mayor's taking his rest all right all right all right [Music] oh my god hey i found some tokens i don't know what they're for but i like them one day i'll be able to break that it's rpg rules if it isn't little sam made any new friends lately still want to go to the world above oh what's this johnny's emporium long time since i've seen your face around here john it's not often you do your shopping here anyway what can i get you today oh i don't got [ __ ] oh wait no i do sure yeah i'll buy that thanks bud oh this is the school what about our little darling [Music] you shouldn't be here okay that was pretty clear [Music] the sunny side ranch there ain't nothing in this world i can't fix name's mason mason the fixer you got something for me to fix nope well if it isn't john what brings you to the sunny side ranch if it's the dig site you're looking for you went in the exact opposite direction great ranch has been producing less and less lately i can't even remember the last time i got paid in full diggers make decent money i bet maybe i should become a digger too oh oh interesting there's oh that's the thing i bought the treasure hunter holy [ __ ] you and i are gonna get along great now i know if i'm near something it'll go bleep bleep we got a beeper a bleeper if you will i went in here right oh yeah but i didn't go all the way chugga chugga choo choo you're one of them diggers aren't you you best be careful not to go up up up else disaster is gonna come down down down thanks demon head is that your name demon mask grocery isn't open yet come back once you're off work [Music] down there oh well hey john what are you doing here look at those little leggies you better be scooting along if you don't want to be late [Music] oh [Music] well well well if it isn't john vying for a drink this early are we no better than chuck don't come running to me if you pass out drunk down on the site i uh oh i see okay so this goes here okay hmm there's a ladder there hmm okay all this is down here okay run off to the dig site john if you're gonna drink at least do it out of the sight of the kid i'm just trying to get to some loot i know that contextually inside of the game maybe that doesn't matter here we go this reminds me of black book that'll be like you got money and the character will be like here's some salt [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] chucklefish in chat we just started it's very charming so far everybody was um pogging if you will during the intro thanks for swinging by the music stopped is this going to be the catalyst the inciting act the inciting incident if you will oh come on don't be so stingy i'm only borrowing it two days tops i'll give it back as soon as i finish it you say that every time and yet somehow i've never gotten anything back ruby raiders welcome everybody sherlock also says welcome well well well john's here mr punctuality as always your watch must have been carved by the god of time himself and you're looking as adorable as always sam do you still remember what i taught you course over pit under rock buried treasure around the clock in the mine rocks go blast safety first or you won't last gotta dig gotta dig dig to make those riches flow bravo you'll make an excellent digger one day sam she sure will even better than john i'd say sherlock's chatty today he brought us socks so he has a lot to say we've got a problem a big problem an inciting incident slugs john thank god you're here come with me are we going to learn combat by fighting some slugs now wait a galden minute you shouldn't be running off all pell melak little sammy it's dangerous in there you should stay right here with your uncle change cha cha ruby it was so fun to hang out with you last night an inciting incident in my peaceful town it's more likely than you think sorry the socks are all wet from him just carrying them in his mouth we'll protect you from them slugs but but i'm fine a very good point sam would you like to hear about when the mayor went up against the evil dragon not that one again if you were to get someone else's memory would you be you or them save your memories these are so creepy is it a potty they're like john thank god the slugs and i'm like yeah i'll get to it what are you doing john mayer finds out you're playing hooky things ain't gonna be pretty i don't know what you mean the slugs are in the cave to the west why has everybody got snot dribbling other noses there you are john slugs are in the cave to the west and you go find the key to the storeroom we need the bombs in there to take care of the slug nests [Music] i got a feeling who is it john is that you john no answer it must be john john don't open the door the slugs are sapping our electricity unless you take care of them we won't be able to turn the lights back on no answer it must be john damn ah the silent protagonist just living his life oh [Music] what was that [Music] look at our little picture in the bottom left we look so cool [Music] connect oh [Music] oh it's just to open the doors i see to get the berms oh or a key to get a big ass key yes the nests john if you don't bomb the nest they'll just keep coming back john the nest do i have is there nothing for me to get in here okay all right fine god damn uh what the [ __ ] what do you want me to do you'll find bombs in the gunpowder closet you can use them to bomb those suckers nests oh i see [Music] i got a berm la la la la how many can i take [Music] looks like i can hold 10 at a time oh cool tight i thought it was going to be like wow well done holy [ __ ] it was not [Music] oh there's so much more i did not realize that this guy was like the main character i thought that sam was the main character maybe sam is the main character maybe they're both maybe it's an ensemble cast there's even more of them past the door yeah that's where i was trying to go originally watch out for the glowing nest that's where the real sons of [ __ ] come from got it uh we could put uh minor cuss words in our warnings [Music] can i pick that up or what oh i can okay tight i went to i went to do a dodge roll just then it did not work for anyone who's curious [Music] why would it let you drop if it's not nothing hell yeah the lloyds is there a reason not to blow that up i guess the more relevant question would have been is there a reason to blow that up destructible walls they know just what to say oh it's big too gear parts don't know what that's for but i'm excited amanda hey bud how are you noise more lights that's what i was saying yeah the way that he looks in the bottom left is like rough and ready but he just looks like a tired dad in the sprite don't don't eat me well are you a sight for sore eyes i thought you were one of the carnivorous critters it's me quack dr boguta no no no no i've got to stop calling myself that i'll stop getting any patience by the way did you know that those slugs secrete a most peculiar gel they do it can even be used as an adhesive of sorts to heal wounds that's why i'm here to get my hands on some gel though how was i to know how crazed the mucilaginous mucilaginous mites would be i had no choice but to hide myself away in here don't go please don't go you're that that you're the remarkable digger aren't you john was it i heard you were the first one to dig yourself up a person oh did we dig up sam interesting yes yes here take this would you what did i get a hot dog thanks i may not have been able to find any gel but that doesn't mean i'm useless give that thing a try i i'm not going to i haven't been hurt nothing's hurt me yet why would i use that one zap and they'll knock you right out they are however surprisingly delicious a little sweet a little spicy one might even be able to turn them into a medicine of sorts his music's very jaunty i like it [Music] you saved my life have a hot dog yeah you know john vlogs a whole mess of them this feels like a trap i don't think there's any slugs in there over under on there being slugs in there hey what are you doing hey why are you here don't you worry about the switch i've got everything under control if i just don't i'm like i'm good nothing okay just figured i'd try gotta deal with the slugs no can do slippy slimy things give me the heebityjebedies but i think maybe i need to trust more you know but this really looks like they're planning on having me go in there and then immediately shutting me in there that's pretty [ __ ] up you all need tissue what the oh he didn't know you big loud what did you just do huh didn't you say there were slugs inside they did it on accident that's almost worse these big thumbs oh no they're just stupid oh no oh my god oh my god [Music] all right sick i did it my maximum hearts increased that was pretty easy you think john's gonna be all right ah it's a hard call guy's really gotten himself neck high and a cock-a-pie this time yeah thanks to you oh john we were just talking about how to rescue you john sam the mayor the mayor's on his way john [Music] well crap shifts over and i've got a whole lot of nothing mayor's not gonna be happy i i'm getting out of here hey wait what is the mayor scary come on john mayer catches you and there will be hell to pay what but there were but we just um hmm oops um all right i haven't dug up a single scrap mare's gonna kill me don't concern me traitor what'd you say hush alia here he's he he's here all right you good for nothings let me see if you've lived up to your name today empty and another one empty [Music] it doesn't say anything [Music] you really are good for nothings oh all of you and you yeah i'm talking to you why is this kid still here you think this is a playground she belongs in school that's what i was saying maybe she'd like to go to school the tuition fee will come out of your paycheck of course did you hear that john i get to go to school oh yeah he gone who thought that old fogey was going to dock my pay again scared us half to death at least our salaries made it out unscathed [Music] sandroop damn sand droops again can't i get paid in cash for once i've eaten nothing but sand groups all month month well at least things worked out gotta hand it to you john you really do get us out of some binds i guess you're off to school tomorrow ain't that right little sammy gonna seem pretty empty around here without you i'll be back i promise don't you go playing hooky now you gotta listen to that teacher of yours yeah yeah i know i know don't you i know we mean it don't want you getting shipped off to caron on us ain't that right john ah john that pan of yours huh oh no john your pan is broken have mason take a gander at it yeah ain't nothing that old codger can't fix can't find the gent at the sunnyside ranch see if you can't tune that puppy for you what's up here okay what about up here an elevator that goes up that is interesting why is that there do people go up i don't think they do right hi button foreign ah recipes yes game with recipes let's [ __ ] go [Music] hot dogs oh that's nice it shows you like where you're meant to go great oh just kidding on the next episode the knight faces his greatest challenge yet will snow peak castle survive this deadly threat tune in next time oh my gosh someone's at the door again be right back um [Music] [Music] [Music] okay [Music] music off back to the game i was like sam do you is your is the doorbell playing for you it turns out his phone was dead dang just when it was getting good he's probably gonna find a new ally next time i don't know at this rate i'd say we still have two weeks left before they show the new character [Music] hey guys oh hey sam you off work is earthborn already over yeah just finished if you want to watch it you'll have to wait for the re-run today one of the four generals attacked the snowpeak castle so now the knight's heading there to stop him it's weird though i don't remember this part from the game oh right about that i heard it's something that happens in post game you have to defeat the demon king first after that you can start a new game plus new game plus we don't even have any party members yet it's gonna take us five billion years to get to new game plus you should play earthborn too sam why does all this feel like a big wink wink like there's a lot of stuff hidden if you play the game a second time the more of us playing the better the chance we can beat the demon king but i don't have a memory card old stash you should just buy one for sam after all without a memory card she basically can't make any friends wait what you'll buy one for me really oh gosh oh wow i'm finally gonna be able to play earthborn time to put your money where your mouth is old stash hello grocery is memory cards for sale [Music] why it's been a long time since i've seen your face around here john you don't normally do your shopping at my store at any rate what can i get you today there's more than one store like this i need a memory card please look at sam [Music] thanks john now i finally have my own memory card something for sam then was it come to think of it you spent a lot of hours on that thing when you were young didn't you john that uh oh what was it called earthborn that was it [Music] now we're cooking we got ourselves a mage should we go to the castle and fight the demon king then you're not even gonna grind a bit first you still have time before the demon king's ritual is complete warp to the royal castle are you even listening to me [Music] guys i got one i got a memory card perfect timing we're on our way not that we're actually gonna be able to win or anything oh my god the zoom in okay okay gosh i mean i guess we do have a mage now so there's a chance we might be able to beat him why don't you try sam maybe he'll have some beginner's luck really but i i don't even know how to play don't worry it's not like karate can beat him either oh my god i mean what are you waiting for let's uh get the show on the road it's already pretty late my mom's gonna be calling me for dinner soon okay i'll give it a try oh [ __ ] [Music] it's starting it's starting first you need to plan out your strategy teach them a lesson sam first use the knight's strong attack skill oh she's skilling oh right okay [Music] let me give you a tip even if you put the monkey in your back row he can still help you fight choose switch and swap him with your mage [Music] just like that now you can use your mages skills [Music] forces enemy to take a loan collects interest from them every turn [Music] demon king is in debt interest taken from demon king the demon king is broke here it comes the demon king's ultimate skill energy sap now what are you gonna do you don't have any ap left all according to plan pixball go oh yeah next use an ap potion [Music] just like that now we'll be able to use some awesome skills [Music] let's try [Music] hypno wave oh no here it comes the demon king's second ultimate skill hypno wave all strong monsters use this move this isn't the time for you to show off think of a way out of this but that's the point there isn't a way your entire party is being controlled now you can't do anything [Music] [Music] monkey appears where the merchant fell [Music] failed to switch why [Music] lord the enemy's speed the stronger the effect cheers for another party member to increase their damage sabotage an enemy's action lowering their damage dealt dances on the front line produces unknown effects dance [Music] rip i'm sorry i think i lost don't worry about it the fact that you were able to hold on for so long is pretty good for a newbie i already said you need to gain more levels first but no no one listens to me please don't kill me oh crap look at the time i gotta get home for dinner see you tomorrow you get back here right now i'm gonna head home too then see you guys tomorrow hey whatever guess we'll just have to play tomorrow all right guess what i get to go to school tomorrow too you serious why didn't you say so earlier that's awesome now we can hang out tomorrow at school too take this think of it as a reward for today slime check it out in your backpack okay pixball this is a pixball you can use these to get more items in earthborn you get oh my god it's like amiibos you get them from that capsule machine over there put in a token pull the crank and bam a picks ball anyway i should head off now too but i'll see you tomorrow make sure you're not too late i'm really excited for gamba to start so early in this game i will i'll leave super early i'll see you tomorrow now sam this is what's called gachapon what are we gonna get beep crystal jaw strong enough to chew rocks a strange group of old fogies docked today call themselves pirates but i kind of like them they've been telling me all kinds of stories about the outside a greedy trickster that's not only cowardly but weak it's a miracle it was even captured in a pics ball at all poor gobbos we found some tokens all right another slime you don't know what type of stuff this guy's eating used all the chips in the repair shop so i can finally take a break and work on earthborn another slime very first pixball originally a prototype for a children's toy it became so popular was added to the game oh they're a second prize nice dreams got no place here they lead to nothing but nightmares jesus jeez kid i saw him yesterday oh snot chuck buying that magazine that sly bastard i want to read it too what are you guys talking about what do you think [ __ ] only that magazine wild love isn't that the magazine only adults are allowed to buy sure is man i'd kill for a look inside same brother same [Music] uh okay not here yeah we have to go up oops there ain't nothing in this world i can't fix mason the fixer wowie wowza this pan it's the same one a rat brave bunch of girls once used as their weapon it can make a mean stir fry too you've got my attention now kiddo let me up the ante on that pan for you that was very um dr stone vibes [Music] brilliant a true masterpiece i'd even wager this is my best work yet well one of them there give that old sand droop a whack don't let me down now boy hmm this again been some time since i've seen someone try this who was it got it in last captain tiger was it let's see if this fella's got what it takes ain't gonna be so easy that's for sure wait what what am i doing the rules are simple get the droop into the loop i call it droop loops ingenious isn't it i'm thinking of copywriting it here he goes again what a hell is a droop loop huh who cares i want to see what this guy's made of go john go oh nice wowza the first try john you must be the most talented drupwacker i've ever seen yeah well it's also thanks to the number i did on that pan wonderful brilliant seems like you've already got the knack to whack knack to whack that's a good one yeah if you're five mason's expressivity continues to astound what you're holding can be used for more than just taking thugs heads off it can make a mighty fine dinner to boot dinner let's go home and make dinner jon i'm starving here take this [Music] it's the droop you just gave the boot a bit droopy now though droopy droop that's a good one so we're going home yeah yeah i like that john doesn't talk i appreciate game it feels like this has been a more recent thing maybe but i appreciate when games are like yeah they don't talk and everyone acknowledges that they don't like people don't pretend that john's responding right there's like oh john you never say much do you [Music] i was singing was i really you stay away from my son you hear he's going to achieve great things one day unlike you ma'am look where we're all living you gotta chill [Music] what was through here oh right you're so persistent oh dear what should i do sam needs to go to school oh so that's why you're here um you need to listen to your teachers at school sam i may look young but i am a teacher [Music] look at you all covered in dirt don't tell me you dug yourself up some treasure again did you maybe [Music] you can refrigerate your memories when you take them out again will the new you really be you [Music] dinner dinner dinner what's for dinner tonight huh john is it sandroop tell me we're gonna eat the sandroo panjon i guess so i guess that's exactly what we're gonna what we're gonna make the sand group oh my god you can't tell if that was good or not the music's cute though [Music] sandra pasta the heart is nails sand droop becomes soft as soup after cooking pour it over some noodles yum i got an achievable called chef and training i get to go to school tomorrow karata said that at school there's a big courtyard but but there's nothing blue there john and nothing green there either the mayor said all that stuff is fake but john i know it's real because i saw it john [Music] oh i like sam too that was the prologue and now we're in chapter one john wake up john i have to go to school today oh hurry john today i get to go to school with karate and the others [Music] i'll wait for you at the door [Music] pot crocodile hourly alert oh no oh no don't ruin this for my kiddo just let her go to school i mean i knew that [ __ ] was gonna go wrong but like doesn't have to go wrong already can't she just go to school just once [Music] bang's waiting up there at the intersection he's definitely plotting something no way i'm gonna let him see me finally that child of mine is off to school my darling wait for me [Music] school up the stairs and straight ahead obviously the way i see it you're the one who needs some proper schooling [Music] oh sam why is she so mean to me what did i do hi brock don't you remember john oh we were in the same class back in school oh i missed it sorry [Music] have you had your breakfast little sam breakfast is the most important meal of the day you know [Music] what's taking that twerp so long i've got my prank set up and everything oh no he was right no talking annoying brat you seem like a good teacher you there stop right there i'm new here today's my first day your first day at my school and who may i ask said you could attend my school um yesterday silence those without a reference letter aren't allowed in my school what this [ __ ] fine go talk to the [ __ ] mayor of this [ __ ] this here's the mayor's estate you folks got business reference letter how could you forget something like that go on ahead then mayor should be up by now but watch yourselves that man's as testy as a tart in the morning not that he's any better in the afternoon i've already done that i was like oh there's a thing up there but i've literally already grabbed it stop right there we came to get a reference letter from the mayor reference letter huh then i suppose it's fine just let her go to school dude she just wants to go to school so bad holy cow this house is huge the mayor must be super rich who's there oh it's john how did you two get in school when did i ever say anything about going to school yesterday at the dig site a derelict child like you has no place at school you must be mistaken oh come on you wanted to see us mr mayor oh little sammy what are you still doing here shouldn't you be at school don't tell me you're playing hooky aren't you didn't you promise you were going to listen to your teacher ain't no good to be breaking promises now truer words have never been spoken my man those who break their word are sent hot skipping straight to old caron ain't that right mr mayor ah um yes yes of course you should always um keep your word run along to school now you adorable little jack and ape but i need a reference letter right right here you are don't lose it or else you won't be able to get in oh my god thank god for these chuckle [ __ ] showing up [Music] good imbeciles blockheads good for nothings no one and i repeat no one is allowed to enter without my permission out of my sight damn glad i'm not in there same let's go to school jack and ape what a loser just like your old man loser loser did i say you could look at me if you don't want to be a loser you'll go to the surface just like your crazy dad just like your crazy dad the surface you mean like the forbidden land at the dig site oh my god she's got a little mask on exactly and then he'll never come back [Music] hey stop that here comes another one grandis that kid john picked up from off the street no one wants her what a weirdo [Music] and look at that hair why is it all white just like an old hag old hag you shouldn't bully people yeah and what are you gonna do about it huh grandice's uncle is the mayor yeah the mayor don't tell me you want to go to the surface in his place she does though maybe i do there's nothing scary up there in fact it's beautiful there clear blue skies green grass oh who are you you'll find out one day go now your destiny awaits who do you think you are hot talking to me like that you're nothing but a street rat street rat listen up grandis is talking to you what did you say whatever let's get out of here you're not scared of them we can't say anything else to this kid we can't be like hey let's be buzzed nothing i thought i told you without a reference letter you can here you go [ __ ] one rents friends letter as requested not sure how you got this but i suppose it will do you'd better be smart young lady and don't cause me any trouble yeah i'm going to school john cool okay hi kelly [Music] um okay so i'm gonna add a couple um okay reference this [Music] there's no open house today parents aren't allowed in the school i'm her parent it's a me what's in here oh yeah this guy what's up what you got used to immediately restock your ammo and bombs refills your bombs bomb upgrade bomb box expansion wait why does this cost nothing [Music] oh nothing i guess because i don't need it or refills your bombs oh i see sure thanks bud this is where the mayor is already talked to all them wait if that wasn't the most terrifying experience i never want to have again really thought he was going to kill us this time not sure what made him so angry though we didn't do nothing must have been you probably got your gnarly ass snot all over his furniture or something yeah he's not he's the problem oh i can go in now yeah [Music] but then i heard wind yes wind you know what that means outside the dig site may actually lead outside [Music] done already don't tell me sam wanted you to leave did she kids they all go through that phase you know want nothing to do with their folks nothing for but to have a drink what do you say [Music] heard little sam started school today is that right how does it feel being an empty nester a little something to wet your whistle gotta celebrate that face that's the face of a father rejected by his kid don't let it get to you john it happens to everyone kids they they grow up you know just like my karata she used to be such a sweet little thing and now she doesn't want anything to do with me she's a gamer dude she's busy watch it you're getting snot all over my counter god damn what a mess i love that the robots just talk like people [Music] vibes [Music] rise and shine [Music] did i fall asleep hmm [Music] good wood good wood got time to kill plenty of options down there but my advice have yourself a cold one [Music] [Music] morning john off again today huh wish i was in your shoes tight they're still sluggies down here hmm i don't know what platforms this is on to be honest uh oops nope nope okay that's fine switch npc chad is saying oh cook i don't have anything to cook i don't think oh i can literally just break them like this hey nice thanks hmm oops oh my god where am i going i'm playing this on pc yeah yep it's out i think it just came out today actually wasteful [Music] will whose will is that me [Music] oh my goodness the youth is awakened by the buzzing of cicadas after endless days out at sea oh my god where is this place but his question is quickly snuffed the village elder already told him a mysterious continent far to the east and bordered by mountains in the sea a legend of danger monsters but also harboring limitless treasures oh my god that went so fast [Music] you there young man can i help you sir i am rocket from damn a night in training damn now there's a place i've not heard of my travels tales of unites have graced my ears they say you're champions of justice and conquerors of evil be that as it may i'm still only in training i can't claim such titles myself but you're still at night yes so surely you'd be interested in a quest to save the princess quest princess that sounds marvelous but i'm still nothing but a novice are you sure i'd be able to carry it out well i can't say for sure you'll never know if you don't try isn't knowing that a beautiful princess needs you to come save her enough a beautiful princess a more scintillating set of words never did exist will you accompany me friend having someone as experienced as you by my side would surely set my mind at ease certainly having a strapping lad like you around would be better for those muddy grubbing bodyguards that reminds me i do happen to have a few goods for sale myself and don't worry they're definitely worth every penny [Music] oh watch out a monster worry not leave this [ __ ] to me as reliable as i expected i should have known a night like you would know how to use skills no ap then i will attack [Music] yay [Music] merchant has so much gold [Music] hi brett um you're you're coming at the point where we're playing a game within a game this is not this is not the actual game nice [Music] we're level two [Music] help help [Music] don't go skittering off now my delectable little morsels my stomach has vacancies for tonight and you'll be filling them stop right there you vile miserable creature oh ho ho not scared of me are you then i'll feast on your bones too [Music] looks it looks just like the goblins of fire [Music] foreign [Music] hell yeah [Music] what my lightning bolt missed [Music] revives all fallen party members okay well [Music] oh my goodness [Music] no how can i keep missing him [Music] nice there we go [Music] thank you both of you nothing of it i am rocket of damn a night in training and this is my friend a traveling merchant i am not but a simple peasant girl who was serpentipitously saved by a knight after being attacked by monsters alright then simple peasant girls serendipitously saved by night after being attacked by monsters may i ask your name geeky don't be that way monkey you mustn't call our savior such vulgar names we wouldn't have known he was calling us vulgar names if you hadn't have said anything my name is alva centercast but feel free to just call me alva santacast why do i feel as though i've heard that name before just wonderful well then alva you'll have to forgive us but we have places to be and a beautiful princess to save don't worry monkey this young knight may actually be able to save the princess i heard the princess was being held captive in the royal castle the demon king is performing some kind of ritual there in seven days the whole world will be swallowed by darkness how terrible we must hurry to the royal castle wait i apologize for being frank but in your current state you'd never be able to defeat the demon king don't judge him based on his youth he has an exceptional way with his sword she's like i just watched you fight that goblin and you were sweating a little bit within the world exists four castles to watch over the land one in the snowy plains wanted to see one of the mountains and one in the desert there you will find allies who can help you on your quest assembling a proper party not a bad idea let's set forth at once wait would you be willing to let us join you i'm afraid the road ahead will be filled with danger i've studied the ways of curative magic this child or should i say my monkey friend is also quite dependable well then why not the more the merrier and the stronger girl joined your party jesus monkey joined your party [Music] shop tavern how do i what if i just want to [Music] is this like old style games where you can't you can't just save but i have a memory card [Music] bret this is what the game actually looks like [Music] how is it oh it's been great so far yeah it's really beautiful um we have not gotten to the uh inciting incident yet i don't know what oh maybe i have to go back because my tv was acting weird huh is it not gonna say nothing hmm oh it's showing me where i'm supposed to go i forgot that it does that it's like hey [ __ ] you stuck that crazy that crazy about work huh how about it then try your hand at some good old-fashioned ranch work sure does it mean i get food and can then learn recipes because yes please well look what we have here a new face welcome to the sunnyside ranch pretty hot here don't you think that's cause this here farms right next to the ancient ruins people say they're full of blistering hot steam youch not that you care huh nah you're here for the real star of the show the heart and soul of our ranch pot crabs something wrong with their shells these ain't shells they're pots fair get it pot crab that's the key we plant seeds for sand droops inside the pots then we put the pots on top of the crabs makes the little suckers run around like crazy the faster they run the bigger the little cds grow and once our 10-legged friends can't run no more what the [ __ ] well that's when you know the sand droops ready i may not look it but this fruit's something else when it comes to sheer poundage especially that one over there only our strongest legged crabs can grow them red leaf ones after all said and done we plunk pluck the fruity tooties down there in that hole and that's a wrap time to call it a day what happens to the pot crabs uh well probably best you don't know oh i see [Music] oops [Music] [Music] what [Music] oops no oh my god [Music] oh my god [Music] it was timed okay i need to do that again not bad not bad for someone new to this you do some mighty fine work here's your pay i want to go again now i want to go again you talking about big eyes his dad is that infamous fantasist you know i heard it from my mom he claimed he'd been to the surface he wanted everyone to move there with him so the mayor sent him to cairo anyway probably best not to associate with him make him our new best friend is that what you said he really went in there where is it where's my coin he's in trouble now that's so mean stay out of it they'll just bully you too yeah just pretend you didn't see anything that's not sam's way yep yep let's go to the school let's go pick up our little darling from school i'm sure nothing happened and everything's great yep sam is not there 12 13. i won oh man wrong again he only snored 11 times yesterday did we win that means we get to eat his lunch box now right hey you cheated that's not fair we didn't say cheating wasn't allowed each of us gets half right damn little hustlers he shouldn't have done that he's brought quite the terrible fate on himself i don't see anything funny about this you go up against the no-go trio and you live to regret it why are you guys saying i'm an adult not even adults are safe against the no-go trio oh my god it's right there i got some tokens you again huh whatever he's the one who wanted to go in there let's go [Music] john what are you doing here it doesn't matter we have to help daniel you're serious you're actually going in there they say a fire-breathing iron dragon lives beneath there you should probably be careful why does that kid keep laughing what's there to ke about kid huh what are we checking about let us in on the joke [Music] um uh this oh my god i didn't see you there goodness gracious snake oh they grow back interesting [Music] so hmm [Music] what is this a heart orb collect three more and increase your hearts wow hot bam there we go nice keep forgetting the girl back oh my god oh family something cute uh oh my goodness why are those there so [Music] okey dokey oh the slow walk where's daniel in here i found him oh he's so scared how did you even get here i'm a grown-ass man and i was sweating a little daniel hey you how did you everything's gonna be okay we're here to rescue you poor daniel what are they doing down there you don't think something happened do you maybe they ran into the iron dragon may god have mercy on their souls don't say things like that sam will make it out for sure besides she's got old stash with her we made it [Music] you saved me thank you [Music] sam you're okay what happened down there big eyes just took off like a light nothing happened down there so was there really an iron dragon sam never do anything like that again you hear me sam baby you do whatever the [ __ ] you want you're my kid the rules don't apply just kidding haha he looks confused look at his face last bottle of milk dinner's ready where is that boy what is on top of their it doesn't matter do that's the bell wrap it up folks works done for the day finally done man i'm jealous of john yeah but isn't what's beneath the school even more dangerous than the dig site [Music] whose face i i believe my dad i've seen it too you know the world above ground really anyway i'm guess i'm walking away now what william what world above ground i didn't hear anything [Music] what did you have fun at school little sam [Music] pig all of you men nothing but pigs scram oh no [Music] a good succinct story there with her [Music] you got some sort of smell on you john the smell of danger don't tell me you were off on another mission of peril and intrigue how did you know school huh you students really got it rough especially with that scary as all get out principle of yours daniel told me about his dad william oh his dad william you know he used to claim that he'd seen the world on the surface do you know william john no one believed him you know they all called him a a fantasist and then he just poofed disappeared a hunt says that people who lie are sent to care on have you ever heard of karen john hey john you don't think i'm a fantasist do you i really have seen the world on the surface it's blue and green and and huge it's huge john this reel is at its open house at school tomorrow so you you have to come too jon [Music] you should thank sam you know yeah if it weren't for her you'd have ended up just like your dad hey don't say things like that it's okay i'm used to it daniel don't just stand there come on sam about yesterday when you and your dad saved me john isn't my dad he's just john oh um right sorry [Music] dear god this is hopeless what big eyes is trying to say is that he's grateful for your help yesterday yeah i um thanks it's all because of that lie my dad told your dad wasn't lying the world above us that's enough damn they literally turned their backs to us you gotta promise me you won't say anything about that at school if the principal hears she'll blow her top let's get going then she won't like it if we're late either john i'm going to school john it's time for school that's not what she said she said john i'm going to school safe [Music] what's taking you so long in there i gotta go oh piss off i was here first damn my eyes are twitching something crazy today you better be careful john will do where are the safe fridges so existential i wish i knew [Music] someone's finally decided to learn things again don't you think it's a little late for that john what what do you mean what another quiet day don't get me wrong as one of the mayor's trusted security personnel quiet days are what i dream of in fact i pray almost every day that we can get to nightfall without so much as a fly fart same you better not go anywhere near the mayor's house you hear nothing and no one will be able to keep help you then he's like what the [ __ ] did i just say jon just thought i'd give it a go i heard about what happened yesterday you're on a very thin line i've got my eye on you i saved a child what was the principal thinking allowing a child like that in school hi like what a child like what you mean [ __ ] child like what you judge mental piece of [ __ ] you wanna fight i've got a goddamn frying pan up my butt right now and i'm not afraid to use it i killed slimes yesterday [ __ ] hello he's the janitor what's this little sammy's father coming to school how studious yes what a good child oh see the janitor gets it i'm starving i wonder what old park's got his lunch today gonna get me a bite of that later that's for sure i didn't see fang on my way to school i've got a bad feeling about this he's probably thinking up some new awful prank to pull on me remember you're not to talk about that thing at school right dear you mean uncle muller don't mention that ingrate's name in front of me i'm talking to my son can't you see that get lost okay class is about to start are you ready to join us all right just don't go too far how far is oh you sure you heard right loud and clear cotton head said she knew the world above ground cotton head no way i heard wrong okay then i have an idea yeah what's your idea that's cottonhead's dad time for class let's go i can't believe they pushed me aside i'm gonna do the adult oh i'm gonna need three keys my kid is really jazzed about something or hiding underground above us lies nothing but death he who enters the forbidden land shall open a path to the world above bringing disaster to pot rock pot croc isle miss real ms real what is it grandis if it's so scary up there why do people still want to go that's well because the sky is blue up there and it's the most beautiful thing that you've ever seen sam don't you're lying you got any proof i've seen it with my own eyes oh yeah that's right you're a fantasist too no i'm not it's true i really have seen it what'd i say huh another lie [Music] fantasist i'm not a fantasist i'm not [Music] she's stomping on the table principal tacoma sam get out you're to leave this classroom at once i'm not a fantasist i'm not it's true you weren't lying but i show them prove it to them but how can i the forbidden land [Music] john's like well cottonhead's in trouble she was asking for it nobody messes with me and gets away with it okay well it was all fang's fault stealing my lunch during class my mom would be so sad if she finds out i'm in trouble yeah well you should have just given it to me sam stormed out are you gonna go find her yeah i am but like could you [ __ ] chill out and stop bullying that kid quick sam's headed for the forbidden land you gotta get to the dig site there's no way i'll make it there fast enough are you heading back to never you worry i won't tell the principal oh thanks bud all right let's go get our little beeper my butt itch my butt itch you're welcome for that peek into my mind [Music] she just ran into the forbidden land we should tell jon why bother that chickie's not coming back so long as we keep our mouths shut no one will even know yeah well hey john john i mean john my man sam ran into the forbidden land sure did she's gonna get killed in there oh gosh hold on i was just trying to convince everyone to go rescue her who was it who entered the forbidden land oh not good the mayor already knows i'll find them and there will be hell to pay you better go get her john don't worry i won't tell the mayor hey you're all right some fixit felix vibes there i guess i'm getting on here we go [ __ ] the incident it's happening hmm can't go up there oh i know what to do hell yeah there we go buggies [Music] no okay [Music] [Music] so [Music] there we go hey there we go [Music] hmm hmm oh i have to drag it out i see salt oh my gosh this place is big thank goodness everything drops health so often what's this earthborn manga hell yeah oh my god i keep forgetting that they grow back i was not paying attention oh hmm i feel like maybe whatever was up there is what i should do first oh whatever this is ah it's nothing got it for sure okay sandroops noise um oh yeah [Music] a yappy noise looks like there's supposed to be like an opening or something there but i guess not okay i guess that's everything we can do there [Music] nice nice oh interesting i guess all of the enemies have potential to come back a potato [Music] i got a potato guys pretty tight and again i ask you where did she get a key to progress like this did she not is she not having to progress the same way i am all the potato emotes are benji yeah at least the ones that i know of the signal means that there's treasure nearby [Music] nice [ __ ] we got an onion hmm ah [Music] my first room battle it wasn't long enough because then tunes were bopping [Music] frying pan zelda look it just says that that's what my weapon is now currently see weapons just one okay one sec i really need to pee we've got about 40 minutes left in the stream today so brb so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] hello that was that was purposefully to scare you that time i'm sorry okay let's go 30 minutes left of this treasure trove of the game think okay [Music] nice uh eh oops okay well [Music] nice thank you thank you for all the gazoon heights here we go it's very pretty i agree [Music] again i ask how did my child get through all of this [ __ ] in game oops oh [Music] interesting oh i can touch those and it's fine i didn't realize i thought that i couldn't touch them if they were hmm okay maybe that's an easter egg i don't get [Music] oh hello are you the dragon oh grass so so this is [ __ ] ancient glass and i'm like eh it's fine so so okay let's not go that way nice so many gear parts am i finding the game so far i think it's great really good [Music] mushrooms can i do some cooking sometime soon i got a bunch of [ __ ] now oops that's not what i wanted to do [Music] noise oops i hate that keep the current you hear with me then if you fall in battle you'll be able to start anew the least existential one so far so that's nice uh oh we had some tamago oh my backpack is full though you know one recipe my backpack is full i am playing eastward john look what i found green on the bottom and blue on the top the concerned look oh hey why did we just stand there oops okay speaking of our backpack [Music] wow what the [ __ ] so oh my god god this is a long corridor dude nice [Applause] [Music] this is what happens when your roomba sucks in poop to be continued what do you mean are we sam now john john where'd you go oh [Music] john what's wrong john are you okay john john i is someone there help [Music] wha who are you i'm you sam please please help john i'm afraid only you can do that the only way to see the light is to cut through the darkness she's kind of the like alternate um what am i trying to say the like celeste us keeps wearing a band across her face wait cut through the darkness hold to charge sam's energy okay oh damn you learned energy bubble oh ah i probably don't have to charge it every time do i no this is our first time playing as sam oh it goes away oh interesting she doesn't kill stuff she stuns stuff [Music] hmm hmm how do i get over there oh this is where i need to go me there we go [Music] so i can't i can't destroy stuff that's not my vibe i don't destroy so good am i going to be able to bring him back because i'm able to find the like that path with all the mushrooms this dude from the intro another dead end looks like it's up to me to get her done again you're gonna blow things up again aren't you you sure that's a good idea in here not to worry i'll make sure to use just the right amount of blast power you'll find a safe place to hide fine i guess i can give you another chance [Music] [Music] looks like there was a slight miscalculation in the timer like always you mean wow izzy this is incredible the discovery of the century where are we a city save me a bottle okay little sammy huh where did where did you just pop out of huh this can't be good john john is still down there oh they all went and got him just some scratches they'll heal soon the bigger problem is they went to the forbidden land and if the mayor finds out john i what can i do to help let's see some gel should do the trick gel got it though there is a problem the only one that might have something like that is that quack of a doctor at the bar you mean bogota got it i'll ask him well not to be dramatic but i take a bullet for sam she's pretty precious mayor asks you better not tell him you went to the forbidden land well what'd you expect going to a place like that look my celeste self was making it sound real enticing okay yay okay i think that's a good stopping place [Music] what a cute game i like it a lot i guess i should close it properly instead of just force quitting it quick game please thank you what happened to mysterious man izzy i think is what his robot called him i don't know i don't know you'll have to play it to find out um man two like really good games that we've played on stream in a row that's very exciting i like that um yeah so that game today was called eastward it literally just came out today so you can grab it i guess on pc or on steam what a fun game i'm definitely gonna play more of that let's see it helps that i think i think that i'm well hold on let's see how long did it take people to beat lost in random ish it's hard to tell looks like maybe 12 hour game 12 12 to 15 hours depending on how long it takes people to get through [ __ ] which you know 10 for main story and 20 if you're going for extras yeah that's kind of how it's looking um okay drum we're deemed to valentine and said it's been a while since i've been able to catch a stream it's great to be back i love this community and i love you dukes thanks 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Channel: Dexbonus

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Id: K-EtSl74MeA

Length: 283min 30sec (17010 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 18 2021