Detroit Become Human - Top 10 Funny Connor & Hank Moments

[Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you in advance for your cooperation [ __ ] outta here attack sexiest androids in town now I know why you insisted on coming here Connor [ __ ] are you doing coming lieutenant just vanished we ever found out what happened excuse me lieutenant you come here a second found something maybe can you rent this Tracy for [ __ ] sake Connor we got better things to do please lieutenant just trust me hello a 30-minute session cost $20 please confirm your purchase this is not gonna look good on my expense account delighted to meet you follow me I'll take you to your room okay now what it's all something I talking I saw what the deviant leave the room a blue-haired Tracy Club policy is to wipe the androids memory every two hours we only have a few minutes if we want to find another witness hey what am I supposed to do with this one tell you changed your mind sorry honey changed my mind that's a personal you're a lovely girl I just you know with him I mean not with him like that I'm not that that's not what I you Wow and I just jabbed [Music] not from a plastic [ __ ] like you just be a good little robot and get the [ __ ] out of here [Music] listen I think you should stop drinking and come with me it'll make life easier for both of us [Music] lieutenant Anderson I must inform you that I intend to file a report on your behavior [Music] I'm sorry lieutenant but I must insist my instructions stipulate that I have to accompany you you know where you can stick your instructions no where nevermind look at that our friend the plastic detective is back in town congratulations on last night very impressive hello detective freed ever seen a ninja like you before model are you RK 800 I'm the prototype a prototype Android detective so machines gonna replace us all is that it hey bring me a coffee [ __ ] get a move on do yourself a favor stay out of my way [Music] hey Connor I'm talking to you [ __ ] where you going wouldn't any plastic pricks around here or did anybody tell me I'm registering the evidence in my possession but don't worry I'm going to leave though I'm certainly going to miss our bromance [Music] get a [ __ ] move on [Music] [Music] each letter is perfect [Music] oh Jesus what the hell are you doing I'm analyzing the blood I can check samples in real time I'm sorry I should have warned you okay just don't put any more evidence in your mouth you got it god [ __ ] hell II can't believe this [ __ ] oh hey Oh Connor you're so disgusting I think I'm gonna puke again [Music] what the [ __ ] is it doing now [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I've got 10 new cases involving androids on my desk every day we've always had isolated incidents old ladies losing their Android mage and that kind of crap but now we're getting reports of assaults and even homicide like that guy last night this isn't just cyber life's problem anymore it's now a criminal investigation and we've got to deal with it before the [ __ ] hits the fan I want you to investigate these cases and see if there's any link why me why do I got to be the one to deal with this [ __ ] I am the least qualified cop in the country to handle this case I know jack [ __ ] about androids Jeffrey I can barely change the settings on my own phone everybody's overloaded I think you're perfectly qualified for this type of investigation [ __ ] the truth is nobody wants to investigate these [ __ ] Androids and you let me home the bag cyber life sent over this Android to help with the investigation it's a state-of-the-art prototype it'll act as your partner no [ __ ] way I don't need a partner and certainly not this plastic prank Hank you are seriously starting to piss me off you are a police lieutenant you are supposed to do what I say and such a goddamn mouth you know what my goddamn mouth has to say to you oh okay I'll pretend like I didn't hear that so I don't have to add any more pages to your disciplinary folder because it already looks like a [ __ ] novel this conversation is over Jeffrey Jesus Christ why are you doing this to me you know how much I eat these [ __ ] things why are you doing this to me listen I've had just about enough of your [ __ ] either you do your job or you hand in your badge now if you'll excuse me I've got work to do I'm very pleased to have joined the team I can assure you I'll do my very door on your way out have a nice day captain [Music] Thanks password what would a hard-boiled eccentric police lieutenant choose obviously [Music]

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Id: SDqeFQKOyrM

Length: 12min 15sec (735 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 04 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/TheAga13]

I never knew Hank could comment on Connor digesting the samples during the first investigation already. Missed it every time. Thanks for the insight.

[u/digitalggs]

That scene at Eden Club actually startled the hell out of me. If there was a QTE there I'd have failed.