Democratic Socialist Convention Goes WRONG!

we all remember that old saying we've heard millions of times just if you can do something doesn't mean you should just if you can play minecraft instead of fortnight doesn't mean you should it just if you can drive a Prius does not mean you should hell just if you can beat gay really doesn't mean you should now I'm well aware that gendered language can be triggering so to all you vicious aggressive hairy people and men I have a story for you it's the ultimate depiction of the age-old saying just if you can do something really doesn't mean you should of course I am talking about the Democratic socialists of America National Convention which took place last week in Atlanta Georgia and I know I know just the title of this convention alone is enough to send shivers down your scoliosis but believe me it gets so much worse than just the title but first this video is sponsored by rain shadow legends forget everything you think you know about mobile gaming because one of the most ambitious 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an event like this the National Convention was hosted by the Democratic socialists of America who based on their logo strongly believe that it's not just black people who like the flower the event was set up to be a success with a projected budget of over eight hundred thousand dollars but then the Socialists arrived so no more chitchat let's make like Jeffrey Epstein and swing into this quick point of privilege a personal guys first of all James Jackson Sacramento he/him I just want to say can we please keep the chatter to a minimum I'm one of the people who's very very prone to sensory overload there's a lot of whispering and chatter going on it's making it very difficult for me to focus please can we just I know it's we're all fresh and ready to go but can we please just keep the chatter to a minimum it's affecting my ability to focus thank you Thank You comrade excuse me yeah hi quick quick point of personal privilege it triggers me when you introduce yourself with your gender pronouns okay we did it your dad preferred to show you his belt instead of love and attention don't take it out on my ears bro seriously it's hilarious how this comrade thinks he can control how dialogue works at this event simply because he's prone to sensory overload if he's prone to these issues perhaps he shouldn't have attended this event that'd be like me asking the concert to perform at a lower volume because I'm prone to migraines then again if this guy expects to be given other people's money I see no reason why he wouldn't also expect to be given other people's courtesy okay point of personal privilege yes please do not use gendered language took to address everyone okay well hormone replacement therapy did a number on that guy I never thought I'd feel sorry for a socialist but here we are I feel really sorry for this girl just look at her face she looks scared scared that this guy yelling will try to redistribute her but seriously let's try and cut everyone some slack okay it's been a long day they're tired and they're hungry because the bread line was way too long quick point of privilege once again quick pointer privilege once again hi James Jackson Sacramento TSA he him I need a shot to my skull please not this guy again hey James hunter Avallone here Maryland pronouns God Jesus in the Holy Spirit listen buddy old pal you need to shut up and you need to sit down I have already asked people to be mindful of the chatter of their comrades who are sensitive to sensory overload and that goes double for the heckling and the hissing it is also triggering to my anxiety this is so incredibly entitled even for a damn socialist I have anxiety is not an argument I have anxiety is not an excuse to demand others conform to your insane requests I really hate the fact that people think having anxiety gives credence to what they're saying or gives them justification in acting like complete lunatics guess what guys I have anxiety I have really bad anxiety and OCD but you don't see me weaponizing my mental health to try and get my way trust me if I was I'd be demanding you all subscribe to my channel because every subscriber is like another dose of prescription medication like so be comradely doesn't just isn't just for like you know let's keep things civil or whatever it's so that people aren't gonna get triggered and so that it doesn't affect their performance as a delegate okay wait I'm confused didn't trigger warnings and safe spaces evaporate at the end of 2016 is this actually an ironically happening in current year this guy is like the bravest coward I've ever seen brave enough to give that little spiel publicly but cowardly enough to give that little spiel publicly I see that no one's clapping for me it could be because I'm not engaging but it also is because everyone's doing this and that's really important because those loud bursts of noise even though this is a noisy space but we can do something like reducing that that's really important so please don't clap shoot up these you know I actually noticed those weird hand movements earlier so I'm glad this cub master gave it a formal mention I guess that explains why people have been throwing up jazz hands so their comrades don't get scared by the boom-boom sound let me get this straight these guys want to lead a violent revolution yet they're terrified of loud noises that would be one easy battle you just clash some cymbals and they all go scurrying back to mommy's basement we have a lot of disabled comrades all comrades are disabled and additionally with the the noise issue like avoid hissing avoid waving banners right because those there's all sorts of things if you don't know what to do show up these right I'm sure there's lots of ways that we can communicate to each other without needing to rely on something that's going to hurt somebody else this is so ridiculously patronizing it's not hard to understand why these comrades are so wimpy because they're all treated like children first of all I feel like this guy is a youth pastor talking down to the youth group about how bad fornication is secondly why is the language they're using so dramatic there are ways to express ourselves without hurting others yeah I'm pretty sure that clapping isn't hurting anyone my five month old baby could sit through applause meanwhile these adult babies need protection probably because no one clapped for their fifth grade graduation ceremony that also explains why they never went back to school we have quiet rooms that are available there's a range of options of these right please don't go in that space with anything that's like an aggressive scent for instance right do my ears deceive me what the hell is an aggressive scent or are they referring to insecure high school boys who bathe in Axe body spray imagine showing up to this convention because you're ready for the resistance you're ready for the revolution and then you get kicked out for farting hate smell and deescalate ourselves right take a deep breath I don't feel better before you say anything don't really talk to anybody who doesn't have a pretend credential especially claim to be from the press you have no idea who that person is I hope I don't get demonetised for this brutal roast but here it goes I've seen furry conventions less cringy than this please do not talk to anybody who identifies themselves as a member of the press without having credentials don't talk to cops don't talk to mag [ __ ] oh we're almost there just this but thank you well hey we made it almost four whole seconds without one of these comrades getting triggered I just have to ask how exactly do you expect to get your message out if you refuse to talk to people how do you expect to spread your message if you refuse to talk to people who are even claiming to be part of the media you want to change the way this country operates yet you're far too wimpy to ever make that happen I really just think that Oh what we appear to have a visitor it's honest bear my teddy bear friend that tells you the truth no matter how much it hurts your little feelings honest bear what do you think about this democratic socialist convention did I really come out of hibernation for this to be greeted by the embodiment of tumblr guess what if you get triggered by aggressive sense and clapping then maybe quit reading Karl Marx and start reading I don't know the Bible you need to toughen that skin up so here you go be triggered we are gonna be visited tomorrow by some Magga protesters is there anybody here who's done abortion clinic escort work by all means don't talk to cops if there are cops there for any reason at all right and if you do see someone talking to cops let the marshals know yeah and then what like what's the marshal gonna do spray you with Old Spice and tell you that your pronouns suck at the end of the day this is just the gathering of the losers people who just fail at life and rather than take personal responsibility for their own shortcomings they'd rather blame the system people who can't hold a job they're still living at home they're not building an identity around getting married or having children or pursuing a career instead they're building an identity around pronouns what triggers them and who has more anxiety poor poor democratic socialists far too wimpy and weak to ever lift a hammer or sickle [Music]

Channel: Hunter Avallone

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Length: 12min 15sec (735 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 14 2019