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[Music] I can't see Alex give Alex a five-word instruction in the most spy likee way where is Alex you must not be seen or heard communicating with Alex in any way most subtly but successfully communicated instruction wins you're 20 minutes within which Alex must carry out your instruction your time starts now why am I by a van is this live so that's Alex reading a newspaper looking totally inconspicuous headphones here a walkietalkie how'd you turn it on oh hello hello hello do very useful this is do with invisible ink isn't it lemons I can't remember if you writed lemon juice what makes you see it okay I mean I've pan I've panicked and opened a lemon up five word instruction okay so the instruction itself doesn't have to be spyy it's not like I say to him the Tulips are blooming in ganks this year that's six words and he knows what that means not that but I've got to get it over there right but we are the bad guys I'm really struggling with the logic of this [Applause] task I mean you look honestly First Impressions like the worst set of spies of all time the quote that I wrote down that sums you all up is I've panicked and opened the lemon I've wrote down everything you said where's Alex is this live I've got to get it over there right right she was the only one who thought they were bad guys we're going to start with two very subtle men uh the men Ed and uh Ed and David here we David that's a good sign no I don't understand all this bollocks I'm going to go for it in a more actory way I'm a white van man my enemies won't notice that it's me because I'm heavily disguised is anyone got some spare time on their hands can you pop this on for me I better take me glasses off cuz they don't really we wear glasses what B men pop this on pop that on oh okay what I've done is I've got so obsessed with the character I've forgotten to put the instruction on here I can put it in the back I need you to be obvious but also look like you're trying to not be obvious okay go now go now don't bump your head just off to deliver some stuff telling character I'm checking the radio for T [Music] [Music] sport [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] loud excuse me mate got a delivery here got a delivery yeah it's my van wonder if you could help just get the stuff out the back out the back stuff out the back got stuff to deliver out the [Music] back sped you got hold of a decoy decoy you sent him to interact with Alex so far so good yeah at that point you then thundered across an open field like a giant Primary School child ducking presumably behind the sky I didn't know where the bad guys were David B David yes he did it in an actory way he did I wrote that down in an I created a character that that was so different from myself that even the bad guys watching on television would have no idea I've got a problem with one small part of it yes and that is I don't think it matters what you do you always sound like David B yeah that is true but that that is the best acting I've ever done I sort of want to hear more from Dave bloke okay he speaks like like this let's see Katie and Joe [Music] now there he [Music] is think I could [Music] whistle nice day for [Music] it ah de [Music] [Music] dear [Music] [Music] y he um I sort of felt like you had so many ticks and coughs and whistles that you just seemed ill really ill that's just me being normal let's throw into that as well the fact that you were wearing a high visure it took a long time for you to open the newspaper to the again I was TR I was trying to be subtle because you wouldn't open to that page straight away you read it a little bit have a cough oh no I actually wrote down something you said did I don't think any of the bad guys saw Katie communicating with me except for saying nice day for it it was my understanding that you weren't allowed to communicate at all that it was full communication that wasn't allowed I didn't communicate with him I was talking to myself here's an interesting thing you could probably learn from this Joe went for a hiding in PL sight Thing by inventing a character of a total lunatic you're not saying I can learn something from what Joe did yeah are you me how I dare you I didn't think it mattered whether it was actually me or not as long as it wasn't obvious that I delivered a message I could have has been walking past and that's that's exactly it both did some very nice character work yeah who's left let's see how Rose Mato does [Music] inconspicuous just a rock I've lost the jacket I've lost the [Music] T [Applause] [Music] it was really subtle and you head there you stopped and you moved forward and you stopped and you allowed eyes that might be surveying the scene to get used to a rock and then all of a sudden you fully stood up so the rock had full ladyes legs and was open walking across open ground but up until that point it was pretty secretive I was like but it was very hard to crouch under a rock when you're not good in the head what I'm wondering about now is whether I'm going to give Rose more marks than Ed I have to say the thing that I would have doubted the least was the van man I thought Five Points to David B okay okay second place second place because I think she created genuine distraction right I'm giving Four Points to Joe Brown okay four to Joe few too many ticks for my liking worthy of three points for sure probably would have survived the incident Katie Wicks third place well on ktie party this is going to be anticlimax now I'm going to give them two points each okay you hate it all right for more task Master subscribe [Music] now

Channel: Taskmaster

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Keywords: Taskmaster, Alex Horne, Greg Davies, Frank Skinner, Josh Widdicombe, Romesh Ranganathan, The Horne Section, Tim Key, Dave Channel, UKTV, Red Dwarf, Would I Lie To You, 8 out of 10 cats, Taskmaster full episodes, james acaster, bob mortimer, channel 4, panel show, uk comedy, comedy

Id: V8BBG_mM-T8

Length: 12min 15sec (735 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 21 2024