[D&D] Broken Bonds - Episode 3

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they are now ready to head back to the iron ah and then brian met that that babylon yes sorry i i saw daddy lawn and babylon that did happen yes and she received a scroll in which she was tasked with uh given a task in which she had to kill a certain individual an individual by the name of vesavan talisman oh we had to kill him this [Music] who's the better looking demonic dude babylon okay all right that's that's an opinion and i respect it your likes both of them both of them are good leela wants her cool demonic boyfriend okay arcade one is my boyfriend please all right see what i can do peace all righty so we're going to pick back up you guys just finished experimenting and meeting babylon and resting in the inn everyone has their health restored and their resources restored and i believe we handled leveling yes we did everyone need to know like what kind of drew uh hang on can we pause for just five seconds oh yeah it's like uh you can keep it a surprise until you cast your first new spell or something right here don't mind maybe but there was so much to it uh thank you toast for hosting across three platforms thanks toast for the host hearts and chat for toast uh thank you lily for commissioning the art and the [Music] uh i'm just i'm just happy to be here so all right uh take it away arcade of him you're good you're good all right so um we will pick things back up with the sun rising the morning has come and gallant calls you down from your rooms time to put back on your chains and go back to the iron as soon as everyone's in map tools who's not in math tools i'm i'm loading i had no idea hash brown actually was a person i also had a vision right oh yeah wow he looks cool oh yes you did have a vision yes he did wait he's not actually a hash bro does that mean i'm gonna become like psychic or something possibly okay could that be that that'd be really cool who can say okay cool okay you still alone inside kuno um i'm in okay cool all right can you see this yeah yeah i can see you moving around okay just just make it sure all right gallant we'll call you guys uh we'll call everyone down from their rooms and to uh transport you back to the iron come on wake up um [Music] good morning good morning oh man i had so much to drink whoa gallop will squint some of you are higher quality than you were before what no oh cause we leveled up yes yes that is what i was referencing ah yes we're level two now well the mug looks so cute i still smell like febreze yeah that's true he still smells like febreze well then wait huh it's time to go she's wandering all right and she will lead you out of the inn take you outside and she will begin to connect your chains are these necessary still yeah where's trustworthy oh it the chains are not for me i know that you cannot flee because you'll go but it's more for everyone else puts them at ease i see i don't make them tight oh okay and all the drinks if only he could stay a little longer his eyes moisten as he places his little cobalt face against the window i saw this picture like [Music] [Laughter] that was good all right let's go and so she will take you back to the paddy wagon all right transporting all right all of you will gather up into the paddy wagon and she will guide it back towards the iron however along the way something happens real initiative sorry oh a little quick on the trigger there ace no need for that not yet it's a new day right i can do rage again yes yes you can okay cool cool you can totally rage let's see here change that uh i don't know why that was a token all right loading up new map for you guys should load fairly quickly okay all right your travel in the paddy wagon is stopped as up ahead a great beast blocks the way it's heavy ragged breaths draw out the last of its life force gallant concerned will stop the carriage and will step out off of the horse and move towards the cages she will look to ear and say druid that's something you need to deal with what she'll uh unlock the wagon and allow all of you off what happened come along and she'll lead you up to here and you will see this creature wounded across the road whoa oh that looks dangerous oh it's so cute it looks kind of cute looks like it's angry oh it doesn't have its hand out hold on let me fix that for you all right now you can scroll over it but here what the wounded but here hold on this thing is messing up on me why is it not zoom out and shoulder okay i'm not sure why it's not doing it um no i see it okay there we go there we go sorry about that i just wiggle it around there you go i see it now yeah sorry about that oh wow all right it's a lot of legs okay so let me give you a let me give you a description of what this creature is the preacher lies wounded across the road it essentially is a long uh almost snake-like lizard beast like a dragon but not quite like a dragon it doesn't have wings it has horns and teeth and it has i believe eight legs so four different sets and it courses with a with a slight feeling of lightning and you know what it is because you're a druid it is a bahir it is a uh it is a natural creature of the world and it has been wounded and you may now choose how you wish to deal with that oh it's a here and it's wounded wow letting the party your wisdom astounds me druid yes yes indeed um i could try to heal it whoa whoa whoa what if it tries to hurt us i think yeah he rewarded us with our kindness of freeing him remember i thought we shot him in the head with an arrow too maybe we should shoot this one in there can we can i speak to the here does it oh right yeah you might yeah you can get close yeah if this is all you do whatever you want as you get closer to the be here i used to be okay i think i want to heal it but it might be bad because if i use more steel oh i gotta heal it i want to kill it okay oh hey hang on hey guys hey remember as you get closer and you ask the here what happened uh it does not respond as it cannot speak it can't speak at all just but language we know but its eyes do shine with intelligence you believe that it understood you even if it cannot speak to you you also see you also see that its side is heavily wounded by us by what appears to be arrows in many of them would you like to inspect the wound i would like to inspect the wound all right roll me a medicine check to do so is that an ability or skill check that is a skill check skill check medicine mm-hmm is that good for the 13 you're able to determine that although the creature is wounded by the arrows that is not what is threatening its life what is threatening its life is the poison coursing through its blood [Music] suck it out well actually yes that is how you would deal with the poison you yourself okay you you yourself can choose to do it or you could ask brian to do it okay i mean well the idea is that um it's either the druid can attempt a medicine or nature check or brian can attempt a medicine or nature check with advantage because a damper is better at that kind of thing sucking yes okay brian already been sucking it's my turn by all means no for the sake of the creature i think brian should be able to do that do you want do you want to help this creature brian it might benefit us afterwards possibly with kindness this has eyes enough yes i will i will suck okay okay all right i don't know what am i doing for better first get closer to it yes as you get closer to it the creature uh eyes you with a wary kind of like a wary eye it starts to move a little bit away it look at me like that it did not look at you like finally um okay i think the creature wants me yeah you you do the suck i will i will try and uh cannot can i attempt to speak dragon to it because it's dragon type right you can try yeah go ahead speak your conic uh so as a kobold would i recognize like what a bahir is because uh you would think it's a dragon but it's not a dragon okay but you know what you know enough that you could stumble your way through it yeah oh oh oh great but here i am i am penis i'm a simple cobalt i live to serve greater dragon kind please tell me how we can help you uh he just said poison that's it yeah that's it what should i say uh maybe maybe ask if if uh he's got something good in return if we fix him up i i don't know if i want to say that to him you know dragons dragons are you know they're a prideful type you know i don't know if we should be asking for something in return maybe maybe maybe ask what happened i'm curious if it's another druid um so how oh great but here how did this poison come into your body leaf fluids oh he said goblins he was attacked by goblins he's fine should we like help him before he dies let's interrogate him he's survived this long he he probably has some more time left okay okay it's a problem but mog's still emanating like febreze right now or yes i am until he says it doesn't then yes okay pretty nice please save the here lady i yes now that i'm level two i actually have um another source of healing does it remove the poison i don't know but we could try okay how do i how do i go about healing the be here all right if you wish to remove the poison then perform a nature or medicine check your choice nature or medicine which am i more skilled in probably medicine medicine okay yeah oh oh that's a good thing that's good all right with simple efficiency air begins to tend to the wound sucks the poison from the blood spitting it out and she continues this process until she's cleared out most of the blood she then patches the wound and it seems that the bahir has recovered somewhat it is still wounded and cannot move from the road but it is no longer at death's door [Music] i will then speak in thank you he said thank you ask there's a reward um oh wait i'm a dragon tracker can i also understand this or um i do not believe you actually have the language uh yeah okay p miss you know while he is uh reliable he is also always looking for better people to serve so he asks in draconic where no one understands uh so do you have room for like a a servant kobo you know penis is useful and you but here you're wounded i can i can be of use you know you and me you know you take care of me and now i'll patch up your wound what do you say no uh the dragons like to come along can he protect us in any way how long will it take for him to heal can he move uh yeah pmiss will ask and then draconic are you sure you don't need anybody i mean this one looks pretty serious who knows how long it will take for you to recover must return to eggs oh um well so so pima's asked exactly as as you asked uh people used to ask lady here and um uh he says he's got he's got eggs to attend to so he he can't join us no wait is it a girl please can come with you and protect you your eggs this what did he say weak no safe uh he he doesn't want to give us any eggs sorry guys all right well uh are we done here then well no he got attacked by goblins maybe we can you know take out the goblins for him her him her i i'm not sure people what did you ask her yeah exactly as you said lady here are you lying to me oh she's totally lying okay i would like to sure there's some sort of reward for healing uh wounded but here on the street deception check wait deception check okay go for the deception roll in sight here oh okay oh um wait you're a road deception oh yeah what you said no no no roll about inside inside oh yeah i will keep the the five though it's unlikely you'll beat him oh yeah first roll was a five so okay so no way that penis would lie to you he's right here i'm sworn to you i would i i would never lie to you oh could someone so small lie to me all the time [Laughter] indeed mistress all the time well should we be on our way i feel like there's more to this perhaps the what i can't hear you it just feels like there must be like a side quest or something you didn't want this drag jesus christ there must be something else we don't just heal them and leave back to the prison [ __ ] think maybe maybe look over here there's your chest is doing the things [Laughter] uh i mean we can ask about the goblins yeah let's ask about the goblins uh so where'd you find these goblins tech on the road many goblins led by shaman wait what what role like the this road the the road or on right right now oh guys he said goblins on this road that is awesome perfect let's kill them yep let's uh could could you point us to the general direction the creature will roll slowly on its wounded back to point for you [Laughter] ah i understood that we should go beat him up yeah we were already going that way the creature will raise itself up thank you oh well he said thank you and it will slap its tail on the ground and leave behind a scale i'm gonna make armor out of that oh it's one scale oh uh wow grabs the scale what what is this all right as you grab the scale you can see that there is a strange inscription on it a a rune or symbol oh um our rune shirley ken yes yes can you read what's this yep let me do it i already got the arcana check open yeah you do like an arcana check yep go ahead go ahead i already got it open all right this is what you know as you take a closer look at the rune you realize that this is a draconic rune etched into the creature scale not by its own hand but by one of your craft it's unclear as to how long the mark has been there or even why it was put there but what is clear is that this is an opportunity to experiment so as you may have read in the notes that i sent you um you will have the ability to combine magical effects in order to experiment with new runes with the bahir rune you now have an option to do one of three experiments you may create an offensive effect a defensive effect or a utility effect which would you like to attempt to make what is an example of a utility effect would be something like um enhancing movement or uh other forms of mobility it could also be healing 100 the mobility or or utility effect yes all right you got it all right so you have you have the scale in front of you and now you have several other runes that you can attempt to place with it you can attempt just to do your basic rune magic and just do a basic effect which is safer and has a less chance of it to actually fail or you can use another potent piece of uh potent piece of paraphernalia like one of the various ingredients that you have in your pockets as well so the alchemy basically you can use yeah yeah [Music] okay so if i want to use like one of the safer magics uh what are the options that i have i have a list open right now yep you have your basic spell casting which is cure wounds false life jump and long strider which are the ones you have oh yeah oh long strider that looks sick with jump could i jump even further [Music] long strider is a movement effect right it is you know what let's go with long strider long strider it is alrighty then here we go make me an arcana check as you combine the runes together hello map tools oh wait looks like map tools is having a small stroke um all right all right with an 11 you begin to you begin to combine the rune and the ingredient together with your own magic you begin to forge it and unlock its hidden potency because you've chosen a basic piece of magic that does not fail so what you're able to create is the ride the lightning rune okay all right that does ride the lightning does this uh you may once per short rest make a dash action which means you use your action to run and when you do so every enemy that you move through the adjacent square of you deal 2d6 lightning damage too that's [ __ ] badass it's like me nato from naruto sick all right wait yeah i can just use that like constantly once per short rest once for short rest okay okay okay okay got it all right what is the movement like tiles for that uh the movement for that is you use your dash action so it's 30 feet okay badass there you go awesome i'm gonna now you have that away now you have that rune on your shell and you can use it once for short rest oh that's [ __ ] badass thank you don't worry yes sorry ear i kinda just [ __ ] used that yeah but now they can dash really cool like yeah [Music] i use it to dash and look for my grandkids in these bushes all right so you can't use it until we rest again takes off in this direction uh scorching the trees uh thank you for letting me use that here hopefully we don't get attacked anytime soon you know oh yes let's go deal with the guys let's go oh wait we should sneak up on them right because we know where they are element of surprise oh back on the characters just know the generals no but there's goblins there there's goblins here mrs lady gallon there's goblins goblins i'm sure gallant is like level 50 she'll take care of him right right right all right and clappity-clop at the club club i don't like this okay as you move ahead still think we could have gotten a d uh an egg from from that creature you know maybe we could have had a little pet or something i don't know breakfast i don't know all right as you continue along your way something happens the weather begins to shift the clouds begin to darken and it begins to rain i love water this is like magic or something or i think it's just i know this is weather oh regular weather i don't know just the way it sounded very you know intense magical yeah yeah perhaps some weather magic um i also linked some ambience for you perfect in the discord alrighty let me zoom you guys in as you continue along your way and the rain begins to fall eventually you come across something that blocks your way oh oh i'm still the rain is heavy and it seems that your way is blocked by a massive mudslide loading yeah whenever you guys blow it up oh that is a massive mudslide wow that is an extremely massive mudslide how do we get through this is everybody loaded yeah what's up what are the classes can you like have dual classes or no uh you can multi-class yeah multiple times yeah yeah there's there's rules for that you can multi-class uh to multi-class you have to have the sufficient stats for it and you have to find a trainer and a bunch of other stuff but it's possible yeah okay all right so gallant will call the paddy wagon to a stop is everyone loaded yep yes gallant will call the paddy wagon to a stop and then she will kind of scratch her head trying to figure out how to get past this as she lets all of you out of the paddy wagon well i can just fly over i don't know about you guys but uh do your wings get wet like a moth and you're like uh i guess like a moth no no no her her wings are metal so i guess what if there's like stuff on it that like mud on it well that's different that was me yeah okay that would that would that would mess you up she will say well it looks like the only way to get past this is we're going to have to force it we're going to have to build bridges build bridges is there a way where i can like uh like absorb the water out barrier the ground and make us part the mud sea you uh you can do that actually but only about this far i mean i don't know if that helps too much perhaps we could use it to clear the hardest places oh yeah but the horses they're going to have trouble the paddy wagon is the heaviest i doubt we will even get it across but we must try so do we just start chopping trees gather with sticks and brambles that you can what stones you might we'll have to make a path i wonder what happened to those uh those goblins that were or around here um good question uh can we make a perception check to see if uh everything is cool yup perception perceive ah oh pimas as you scan the area you don't see any danger all right neither do you brian nor do you ear all right i'm just gonna start collecting sticks some twigs tamai looks very excited to see everybody doing equal work collecting collecting collecting collecting making a crafting bench yeah yeah like a citrus flavor motivate us to work harder i changed [Laughter] making everywhere smell like [ __ ] i i turned it back to febreze before that's not very nice to say yeah what a [ __ ] i go back to collecting sticks all right eventually you collect enough lumber to try and start making a path for the horses to get through and gallant slowly but surely begins to lead them through oh okay it's going to be difficult move these [ __ ] trees out of the way sorry being difficult on me oh my god let me select you i swear to god here we go okay oh it's moving i'm moving everybody all right i'm moving everybody all right and slowly but surely you're able to get the carriage then the horses about this far in the mudslide here the next part is pretty intense so you're going to have to use your powers to get them through there me okay i'm gonna try to to do something helpful with my water abilities well you use your water bending and you're able to push out a little bit and move the mud creating a pretty decent path about 10 feet wide to the thickest and most dangerous part of the mudslide you're able to hold it for only a few a few minutes at most and gallant which is to not waste that opportunity and starts to move the horses through it however oh oh oh no something happens make me perception checks everyone oh [ __ ] goblins brian's ears are sharp and she hears them moving through the woods what's wrong brian what do you see brian or something i hear something moving in the woods it's probably just the rain right yeah no all right and these creatures appear around you oh no into a quick pass you can see that there are several small goblins with dual weapons that are broken and kind of like trash armor with smiles on their faces and wicked grins and the behind you you can see that there is some strange looking goblins and stolen robes and fancy hats but the one who steps out from the uh west is the one that seems to lead them all [Applause] [Music] i think he wants i think he wants money right he wants the goblins they only have melee weapons right gallant will frown and walk out with her hand on her blade begone creature and i shall not feed the earth with your blood big tuck from stupid dwarf with no beard oh he called you stupid gallant will frown it's such an awful insult give suck not gold and you not die suck that powerful suck that cover the power of gods [Laughter] you speak soccer language [Laughter] [Music] give gold how much did he want you've gone down we're not giving him our money we earned this money yeah do we earn this money robbing some braves [Laughter] why don't you give them our money yeah we don't have money right the well the bounty for the mayor gave us yeah the mayor money right that money gallant will then take a closer look and we'll see that the goblins are moving in closer awaiting for the attack waiting for the call the goblins i told you guys about the goblins you guys listen to me i won't get a darling look at that random goblin noises gallant will say well then you think we can take them are we still chained up though no okay okay okay oh yes uh you know maybe we should just give them the gold is it a negotiable price one gold yeah wha what price do you want for the gold how much yes suck that one lots of gold like 20 25 gold 25 suck that not like that number ah 20 no no no no 100 100 100 100 gold suck that what 100 gold penis what the [ __ ] that was 100 gold there's nothing they gave us like 500 right there's so much of them yeah 100 is not that bad gallant will sigh you wish me to pay this brigand then yes bring it what money dumb dwarf but he called you dumb we should fight him we should kill him it will take more than that in order for me to kill someone okay um what happens if we don't give you the hundred gold suck that fill you full of arrows and poo-poo okay he's gonna he's gonna kill us inside i'm more concerned about the poo-poo parts i think we should just fight guys what do you think if the arrows are poisoned i don't know about that are the arrows are poisoned tipped with [ __ ] that was poisoned earlier yeah does that mean that ears sucked [ __ ] out of the dragon yes oh she built up an immunity now right ah to the poison i drank it can't you just suck out all the poison in our body suck that what wanna talk about sucking suck that what gold now suck your kicked your ass okay okay no we keep going we give gold we give gold uh the cowardly and calculating penis use this as an opportunity to stab circus [Laughter] all right make me a deception check to see if you can trick sarkneck this is a genius unfortunately uh that is not sufficient sarknet sees through your guys and therefore will smile behind his mask finally sarknet get to feast on cobalt blood and the time for mercy has passed good job p miss yeah good job oh no i was about to [ __ ] go penis yup unfortunate it's like that's a natural one holy [ __ ] sometimes sometimes it really be like that i really do all right here we go damn the hashbrow is fast hash brown you're first up now well uh seeing that there's a crazy dude over there that looks like the leader i shoot at him with my cross or with my longbow you got it is that oh i don't mean to be roots i cannot buy moused over him and says 16 for his ac ah i didn't not supposed to do that [Laughter] that will miss however what is ac yeah ac ac means armor class it is the statistic that you have to reach on an attack role in order to determine if you hit so if you meet a creature's ac you hit them or if you get higher than it so that means in order to hit him you need a 16 or higher it's pretty high should have just gave him the gold we should have just killed all right hash brown anything else um hash brown moves over here all right behind this rock is that a rock that is a rock all ramog thinking about all my abilities i poke at him with a little spear okay that will unfortunately not [ __ ] i will ah which one has the poop arrows i'm gonna move over here it looks like those other guys have the poop arrows sarknet wants to hit you but only has a ranged weapon fool brian okay so i just use my fists right okay i'm gonna go punch him in the face get in there yeah and i click the kicking ass that is correct unfortunately you swing out with your fist and your foot and your teeth get your neck big mask will block it off stupid girl use weapon dumb dumb face all right and attempt to hit him with her great axe all of you are do [ __ ] lilu however gets a piece of him six damage right into his shoulder ow it's a bonus action to do that can i bonus action range yeah oh i should have done that before huh yeah okay you know what i'll just yeah never are you doing it now yeah i want to reach now all right here we go lilu starts to head bangs as team i go goes inside of her body all right next round it's gonna be murder penis all right pima's seeing all his allies miss uses his secret weapon that he can only use once per short rest gravel cower and beg to pathetically distract my foes so that my allies have advantage oh that's so great stark that penis is so sorry please don't kill people people will never do that my hand slip you know i was trying to give you the gold and i accidentally pulled out my dagger you know how it goes i'm so sorry shut up you annoy the [ __ ] out of sarknet he seems pretty uh pretty distracted oh here oh me here oh ear oh okay i i see that uh stockinette is distracted so i'm going to um look over to these lowland raiders and use an ice knife on them oh [ __ ] she's using aoe all right take your throw oh no is it right oh god you missed oh oh nice throw dum dum anything else um you know i look around the group and ask maybe there's a way we can bargain our way out of here double the you know maybe two gold what do you guys think to get out of here maybe stock knock will wear your skin i don't know about that um okay um i i think maybe since i missed i could try like a fog cloud oh you could next round you've already cast your spill what what am i what can i do nothing walk away you could try to walk yeah you could walk away yeah okay okay i i'm going to come over here to a mog normally that would cost an opportunity attack but he's using a ranged weapon and can't do that oh thank god cool okay we knew oh all right enemy turn oh yeah it's happening all right to the south get in there boys i don't really want to what i'm just it's not really vibing it right shut the [ __ ] up all right they start moving forward oh [ __ ] lady here how famous [Laughter] actually first kill this one all right they will move up to engage lilu oh my god they will wield their daggers and they're gonna start stabbing the little sprite well we're gonna rip your wings off i'm gonna wear her hair it's very pretty i'd like to see you try what that middle one is confused [ __ ] go ahead do it of rage oh thank god for it two two four three seven two you take nine points of damage lilu you know you would have taken 18. yeah good thing you're right good actually the goblins start stabbing up at you and unfortunately their tiny baby weapons barely harm your barbarian skin i laugh and tell them that tickles in the background well registry page is awesome all right oh oh there's more i know right and in the back oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no we have fire let's toast that hash brown indeed brother and they will fire fireballs oh [Music] um uh yeah i only saw the three at the bottom left i thought it was four in total this is oh yeah now sarkness show you [Laughter] and start slapping himself in the face and he will cast bless on these goblins oh bless i don't know what that means bless gives a uh plus d4 to attack roles and saving throws to attack roles the damage or the only the attack ah so the odds do not fear you do not fight alone and this goblin's head will be cut off oh okay level 50. [Applause] i should have been ahead and now you're dead disgusting hash brown um hashbrowns seeing the mages that just shot at him runs over behind gallant the very strong member of the party and shoots at one of these mages in the back oh oh nice all right that'll hit one of the mages in the back which one ah the closer one closer one all right you got it you fire off an arrow and it strikes the creature in the shoulder oh my blood my blood wow uh the archery thing uh archery is a plus two to attack oh the hitting one yeah that's the hitting one alrighty anything else hashbrown and that's that's it okay a mug all right i'm gonna hit this one with the with the bop the oh what the wait did that oh that's totally fine oh god it looks like that hurt him a lot hmm anything else for mark can i go into my shell yeah ah after seeing the murderous goblins stabbed the [ __ ] out of lilu shell defense hammond michelle see you later can i go into a blood frenzy what friends that you say well well a blood frenzy is only available if you successfully hit someone with your fang attack you haven't done that yet you gotta bite someone okay i will attempt to bite someone then all right go ahead and click kick bites this one that guy ah bring it on you stupid ears oh no that's a lot of no boss boss what do i do just keep your hands up but she's got better hands oh [ __ ] all right you knee the goblin in the face drop an elbow right on top of him crack his skull open and feast on the entrails jump all right well done brian you enter a blood frenzy whoa i have good news and potentially upsetting news okay the good news is you're popping and locking and may attack an additional time with your fang attack the bad news is you can no longer differentiate between friend and foe oh for they are all meat oh feast on the blood fist all the blood lilu senses another metal user lilu it's your turn oh no i take my great ass i ignore these three um because they are weak and i attack the one right in front of me again and i miss that that's a mystery that does miss if you don't reckless attack which is the ability you got at second level if you wish to take the chance you may roll with advantage and grant all enemies advantage to attack you um i also give her a regular advantage from my tower right oh right that's true so yeah you have advantage anyway i forgot you did that i forgot you did that yeah roll again yeah roll again there you go yeah 12 damage oh no no no oh my blood my blood famous ah peoples can get all the glory by killing the big boss uh pimas whips out his special cool dagger and attempts to dagger is cool oh thanks you're welcome i stab him with it okay oh all right and that is with the dagger that you found uh in the tomb yes yes oh boy all right you stab with your dagger penis right into the shaman's gut the mask will crack and the goblin will spew blood all over your face throw feminists what penis is not very wisdomless all right pemas the blood sprays all over your face and you feel a strange tickling sensation in your hand the dagger begins to glow oh what's happening and that's all for now uh how blitz thirsty does brian look well let me put it to you this way uh red eyes check bangs elongated uh you are a meat sack is gonna walk away from brian and to earth lady here right here i think lady brian's going crazy i think she's going to eat you come over here does she opportunity attack me because she sees me as an end of me uh doesn't differentiate just differentiate so that doesn't mean she doesn't treat you as a foe all the time only on her turn okay okay so that means if she's running out of enemies to attack she'll start attacking you until her frenzy is done all right that's it all right here your turn okay so can i i was only able to use ice knife once last time am i able to use it even though i miss you can use it again because you have more castings oh and you're level two okay i'm going for round two with my ice knife oh no pack over here they're a lot closer so i hope i don't miss is there is there friendly fire or there can be yes yeah there is all right that'll hit that's going to be 11 cold damage if he fails the save let me go ahead and roll for them that guy makes it so that means we've got a total of 11 to that guy this one failed oh i made it all right lilu make me a dexterity saving throw oh uh oh unfortunately barbarian rage does not reduce that kind of damage oh oh ow oh man um i'll try to heal you just stay alive i'll try to heal you just stay alive it burns it's so cold oh well um seems our boss is dead and mostly everyone else is dead so bye oh he will uh provoke an attack from you lilu as he runs away great axe all right you will catch him and he will pay the coward's price into his back and stand on top of him pulling it free as blood sprays like a fountain into the air that's so cute and in the back and and as your stand behind you tim i goes yes the other goblin raider will go oh hmm bye that will provoke from brian okay only the first one but that will miss the goblin i'm pretty sure yes well and he'll just start running just all out going for it gallant will uh realize the goblin's going to get away because she's not fast enough and we'll look to hash brown do you think that you can hit him uh i could try wait the one running yes no but he's not trying to hurt us anymore maybe we should focus on those mages shooting me in the back fireballs said gallant will move to engage the mages no um the managers seem to be shaken and did not cast last turn because they can't believe the shaman is dead hashbrown i think you can shoot him all right hashbrown moves over here oh 25 to be further away from uh the blood crazed brian and then he shoots the running goblin in the back oh what you guys want me to do right cool oh oh wow oh all right you shoot the goblin in the back everyone told it oh [ __ ] [Applause] [Laughter] turn he's vibing brian huh uh-oh not much to do except for hide from [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no no meat sack meat and there's sacks enemies nearby does that count as a rage like halved yeah yeah you'll have her dead if she does physical damage but i'm sorry brian but you must feast oh hey brian what's up hey all right you do get a wisdom saving throw to see if you can break free though me or no no no brian so okay click on your token go to go to savings and uh go to wisdom yeah see if you can get out of your way i am saving throw uh you need to select your token select your token then um and then wisdom yes yep oh natural 20 oh brian will kick out with her axe kick bringing it inches above lilu's head before stopping herself the wind cascades over leeloo's body from the force of the blow but you have control of yourself brian i'll spare you this time i guess i'm on your team leela is very confused that's why [Music] is her rage subscribe wait no actually there are these these these right here right how much can you move 40 uh i think you have 40 movement at right now as a sprite 40 movement i can't reach it okay i'll go halfway and toss the javelin all right ah what's that that looks like a tiny arrow what the [ __ ] oh it's going into my eye oh i seem to be dead he died as he lived narrating [Music] a mental imagery of like a tiny boy it's cute that's so cute uh someone saw that he misuses bonus action dash as a rogue to get close to the one running away the goblin in the north no no no and uh don't do it uh can i throw my obsidian dagger at it you could but don't do it glory for peevis oh [ __ ] hmm oh no oh no my super my super cool dagger all right your super cool dagger comes back to you oh that's what and then you will hear a voice in your mind again throw again please do it what the [ __ ] oh this time wait no no no no no no no what you no you missed no no why is it so cool now please i don't want to die and the dagger will be in the creature's eye waiting for you to grab it again penis this is kind of weird meanwhile back at the druid uh ears feeling so guilty for almost participating in lilu's death she's going to walk over here and um i think she's she's still too far for a a healing spell the healing spells um you uh healing words she is in within raindrops all right go and click it lulu you are healed for eight i am so sorry a little confused but uh oh my gosh the lowland arsonist thinks that it's time to get the hell out of here so damn you'll never catch me alive you'll never catch me alive catch him alive gallop we can walk over here we'll slowly pick up the crossbow off the side of her steed oh [ __ ] oh big crossbow oh she takes both hands and places it on the tree trunk here takes a moment to adjust her aim she'll smile and say suck it green skin oh and we'll pail the goblin through the back with an enormous bolt that impales him to a tree right between the eyes is he alive oh no she'll then pick up her large crossbow and wow that was hot gallon yeah the battle is done oh my goodness what about the last three in the bottom right they're dead they just ran away right oh yeah you mean these three these three decided not to attack in fact they are not real when you get closer you will see that they are goblin wooden crap uh crafted statues oh um they have what they must have gold right they had oh you're loading the bodies out okay so the bodies have uh you find a masterwork set of wood crafting tools you find 200 gold pieces of stolen loot do we get the poop arrows did we get the poop arrows for hash brown and you find three soiled arrows yeah that's right this is for you ash brown oh this will not give you poison shots i don't know if i i don't know if i need these no no it'll make you more powerful in combat uh all right hash brown takes the three arrows puts do i have like a little covers them in some leaves so they don't smear his bag take the poop and then put some in his backpack wait what about the 200 gold pieces remote hide them in your shell [Music] what are you doing nothing nothing that was so cool when you when you took out that bow and arrow and you shot and then and the shaman died you you're so cool and so strong yeah that was really cool that was so cool get back on the cart don't you grab your dagger if you miss it oh yeah hey guys let me show you something cool i can do check it out check it check check this out i throw the dagger like 10 feet in front of me what wait it came back to you that's just a boomerang no it's a nice boomerang loser i get back on the carriage okay this that was really cool oh [ __ ] are we supposed to clear the way still say again are we supposed to clear the rest of the mud no you cleared out the mud and thus you come to the end oh [ __ ] i can't hold on let me just grab you guys tomorrow this map is a mess everything's so dirty here it's just [ __ ] everywhere all right as your rage subsides to my returns all right and you lead the horses and the carriage through the mud and eventually continue on your journey did you take the penis take the other dagger out of the eye yeah okay okay let me i honestly thought we were dead there same i can't believe it yeah i forgot there's so many goblins we kept missing too oh three of them were fake so that's true i talked to tamai quietly today two of my teammates attacked me tommy what does that mean am i not liked hmm it is far more likely that they are rife with incompetence i just don't understand i'm just i'm trying to be their friend and it's like that's just kidding i don't know and then she heals me what does that mean it means that she made the mistake mistress everyone makes mistakes it is why they it is why that they wait but i don't make mistakes yes of course i don't make mistakes right duh you're doing something where you're avoiding my eye contact again look i am a dog i am so pretty and cute oh he's so cute yes yes and now we avoid the awkward the conversation oh man [Music] all right move up here bless you bless you and eventually you make your way back to the iron and oh man i have too many gallons here like eight gallons there you go how do you make it so you know when you control space with the speech bubble like it's your character name not like my name oh you do that by uh by changing your username or i believe you can impersonate if you right click uh your token and then it should pop oh it still pops up yeah you have to make it your username i thought it would change it that way but yeah it has to be used when you log in yeah okay all right back inside uh you guys loaded you should load this thing pretty quick loaded all right oh oh i was adjusting the screen all right here we go gallon leads you inside and uh since you're inside the prison walls your chains are kind of loosened and you get to about here leading you back to your cells when she stops and notices that this door is open you will see concern flash across her face and she will enter can we follow i'm following up on the game all right you follow gallen as she walks curiously inside of what is the prison chapel so a quick rundown of what the prison chapel is and what deity it is dedicated to so the deity of the prison chapel is and the entirety of the iron is a varan the god of redemption and forgiveness which is kind of a whole point of going to prison is to make yourself better but the person that stands before the statue of the old dwarven priest here and before varan is not a priest of varan and you see that gallant walks slowly and carefully towards this individual her hands are shaking slightly she is afraid of who she is seeing ellen who is that she does not answer your question and instead stands and then kneels to a knee before this person oh [ __ ] are we supposed to kneel to you guys yeah yeah we should know we all knew it behind dallas what's what's news on all right i don't remember how do you kneel don't remember how to turn i don't know okay control shift ctrl shift and then mouse wheel control shift he's just kneeling on his shell he's kneeling off all right that's how turtles knew okay all right and i've got some music for you guys for this person's theme cool oh must be important oh oh yeah interesting thing um okay okay all right and then this individual turns to face you and you see this a dwarf turns to face you he bears the symbol of a cleric of asteroth the god of strength the dark deity of the dwarves below it carries about him a sort of superior complex and he looks down on gallant with a bit of a sneer he will approach gallant as she is kneeled and then he will say it is good to see that you have not forgotten your place half breed rise your pittance annoys me gallant will rise it seems you and your band of merry prisoners have done an acceptable job hence why we are speaking yes my lord how may i be of assistance it is not you that i wish the assistance of unfortunately you were far too valued by his highness i have come to request the use of your prisoners and to what purpose do you wish to use them oh yes let me answer your pitiful question i do not answer to you girl i will use them as i see fit i cannot allow my prisoners to come to harm you will allow what i allow shall i remind you of your upbringing again gallant says nothing and looks away her cheeks are flushed with anger and shame stand aside and she does so greetings prisoners i am lazarus lodestone hi noble and servant to his highness i have wonderful news your life is about to have purpose um okay what do you mean kind of what kind of purpose well you see there are many things that one must keep in mind you are prisoners your lives are only as worth what you can accomplish so therefore if i give you something to accomplish your lives have worth and perhaps your freedom will be granted how does that sound a quick track to leave this place to break the bonds of this prison freedom what do we have to do ah now that is the question come with me these are for proper ears watch the door half breed see that we are not interrupted hmm i still think you're really cool okay thank you wait huh she will kind of look at the uh noblemen and will frown and she will slip you something lilu as you look down it is a brass key um i tuck it away and all right so a couple of things you guys notice first of all this is not some uh non-combatant npc he is a powerful cleric so keep that in mind that fighting him is not wise and then he i'm just saying he is not a non-combatant to be clear and then he will say now now that unsanctioned ears are out of the room we have some things to discuss i seem to have a problem and i need capable individuals who won't be missed should they fail i had heard of your exploits in emerald and i grew curious and so here i am now i'm sure you have many questions and i don't care so this is what is going to happen i am going to order you to do this task for me and when it is completed you will be rewarded with your freedom oh how does that sound it sounds simple pretty nice actually excellent oh there is a few things that you should know first you ought to tell nobody of this task second should you be captured i expect you to end your life and thirdly and this is most important you cannot fail succeed and you will be granted your freedom and if you succeed well i shall even see it fit to grant you some gold perhaps more than you've ever seen in your pitiful lives i'm sure so what are we some kind of suicide squad all right that's the only one you get sorry that's it that's the only one anyway yes i suppose you might say that you are what is the task duty i need you to travel through the mountains to hunt down a chimerist an individual who has long been a pain in my side for you see there are things afoot that you do not understand the noble games of the dwarves are quite complex but something unacceptable has occurred one of my fellow noble families has seen it fit upon himself to cheat and to use the power of the shadowfell therefore you must travel to ladric's rest and you must seek a chimerist find her and kill her uh travel to what path sorry ladrig's rest happy logics rest yeah i got you there you go oh drake's rest find the qamaras find her and kill her what's her name her name is veloween i believe spelled that like halloween but valloin like that that is oh halloween with a halloween bell okay cool cool all right it sounds really far away maybe we you should remove these collars around our necks you know so oh fear not you shall have your bounds and shackles removed and we are going to give asteroths promise instead what huh what well you see there's a couple of things that you should be aware of i can't have anyone suspecting that you are prisoners after all you will be made suspicion of but i also cannot allow you to be free so instead we shall enter a compact with astaroth and should you perhaps one might say act without faith in the cause my mighty god will crush you like a bug cool okay looks like we don't really have a choice you're right you don't isn't that fantastic free from the burden of freedom you will now have purpose unbidden uh lady brian here believes in a different god though oh that's so uninteresting please stop talking very well everyone step forward hmm i feel like we don't really have a choice correct okay you do not okay at least we're rewarded with freedom yes do it okay how do we prove that halloween is dead ah that is an interesting question how would one prove that bring me her head that should suffice huh bring the head oh okay because i told you to oh um [Music] okay surely a murderer like you should have no problem with that well yeah but like i don't murder like everyone i murder like you know what never mind i'm just not gonna i'm gonna stop talking bully hands in the center and we will form a special sign oh oh should we circle around him like uh yes please do well those team cheers all right couple things happen first brian will feel a a sense of familiarity as the power of babylon flows through the area as an oath is made and then a different presence a powerful tyrannical unyielding presence like the crushing of stone against the last moments of breath you are bound by asteroth to finish the task of lazarus you must venture to laddrick's rest and you must slay velowene [Music] very well isn't that fantastic i feel like we just promised us something that's like super super like serious and stuff it's just one person how hard can it be yeah just one what if she's really nice what if we like her what's a chimerist but freedom oh okay finally a question worth answering a chimerist is an individual who specializes in transmutation magic specifically of the combining of different individuals or peoples or persons or creatures into another such as a creation of a chimera and which the namesake is based upon yes i saw that in full metal alchemist too oh god that's the only one you get [Laughter] when do we start morning go to sleep now oh okay do we get to spend our rations from the mission like oh no shut up and go to bed we get requisitions for marcus okay big day tomorrow big day murdering someone and bringing your head back no another day in the life um [Music] you're over here oh okay over here you're over here uh when we're all alone i will i want to call guys guys come come crash secret guys when i meetings walking past she handed me this thing and i take out the brass key oh maybe we can unlock our cages that doesn't matter we're going to be able to already out of them i think we made an oath to this god and if we don't do it we die yeah that's that's the gist of it we still have the i i reach into my shoe and pull out the bra oh you hear all your raised voices oh can we eavesdrop perception or something okay not that close and this is what you over here do not take them they have to serve their time properly i i could not help but overhear something from you that was anything but yes please i will do whatever you say you cannot do this not again oh and what are you going to do about it half breed might i remind you that the only reason that you have a job is because i scooped you off the streets i understand what you have done for me you have to you have to you can't do this oh but i can because you see i was born to be better than you and you are nothing but a servant now as adorable as your little outbursts are i have more important things to do i suggest that you stay in here and one more thing if i ever catch you trying to speak to the barrister about a promotion or a placement elsewhere i shall see to it that your little brother never eats again do you understand yes sir that's good i'm a [ __ ] bad guy yeah that that much all right and then hold on hash brown as you're the closest no make me a perception check um [Music] oh nice nice pretty perceptive you hear a soft weeping coming from the room next to you oh you should comfort her what what he's crying well we weren't supposed to hear that all right yeah are we supposed to be like in our cages right now yes you you are yes secret meeting and all that um has a brother no wait hmm you guys there's it i think there's someone else in these cages someone else that you never know oh yeah there's a dude what let's go talk to him yeah he might have heard too much we might have to uh all right you see this guy hey you see a guy here you see a guy chained up to the wall covered in many scars he'll look up and go oh howdy neighbor seems cheerful seems friendly friendly cultists yeah yeah how's it going you guys having a good day yeah you know not bad yeah me me too me too i'm just hanging in there oh because he's hanging on the chains so what what what are you in here for oh i just arrived really uh i'm here because i serve dark gods oh which one which one so do we so i serve dark gods too yeah oh really what's what what darkness do you serve my lady well i serve babylon oh a sexy boy truly i'm glad we're on the same page about this oh yes i i don't serve babylon though you know don't get me wrong i understand the appeal i mean he's attractive and you know that voice but no no no no no no no no i i serve the dark truth which one the dark truth is he hot ah that depends on your tastes i guess huh is that why you're in jail oh i'm here because i need to be here what you why are you i need to be here because it is what my lord commands and though i will wait oh what'd you get imprisoned for is that just a cr i thought maybe he stabs oh no no it is it is very much a crime to worship my god oh i did not know yeah like really bad oh what is yeah who's your step away just in case you wish to know of the god i serve yes what's his name yeah yeah yeah i will tell you then [Laughter] all right is that uh hold on i'm getting i'm getting i'm getting it uh good stuff he will say i serve oh luck and hi [Music] make me religion checks hmm all right guys this is a lock and high he is the god of madness the forbidden thought dark truth the old one the great eye he is hot he's a little scary looking [Laughter] yes you see i serve oh lochen hi he's quite he's quite the god would you like me to tell you about him no no no no i'm kind of cute thank you what's wrong with you didn't didn't he just get imprisoned for like knowing about this and worshipping it yes but you're already in prison worship well we're about to get our freedom we're we're about to get you're about to get your freedom how's that oh oh you didn't hear about the deal what deal uh should we really be telling him do we know our plans i think we may have oh wait he said we can't tell anyone about it yeah i remember now uh yeah that's a good point actually right we'll be on our way to our jail cells it was nice meeting you oh maybe i could help you oh oh no he said not to tell anyone man he seems like an angry oh you don't have to tell me oh i just gotta use some boons oh you got some towels from the requisition would you like the power of oh lock and hide no i'm good wait what kind of power what kind of power you got benefit oh there's so many benefits to the power of a lock and hide like what well like this and his stomach will burst open as tentacles start slapping against the grating vomits in the corner you see i could reach very far with my hands bound okay god you're weird oh also i can do this all right his arm will cut itself off and he'll look down at the bleeding stump and put it back on sealing it you see no that that does seem pretty wow that's kind of badass huh yeah that's that's pretty that's pretty amazing think about it think about all the all the other people pima skin can you know show and like you know maybe people won't bully penis anymore and penis will be the one on top oh you wish to be on top you wish to be better than holy [ __ ] [Laughter] oh my god what's the price oh that's the beauty of a lock and high it doesn't cost anything that's not true everything comes up that's it it's nothing the cost is nothing at all do you really want to turn out to be like this guy uh of course of course not p miss pimas is happy with serving you guys and giving you guys all the stuff i find no p miss feminist is happy but the seeds of thoughts have been sewn in penis's head thought seeds oh one more thing come back here roon mage oh there's something else you see the dark thought whispered in my ear holes and he told me a little something something that i could show you hmm yes i wonder o mage of runes are you ready for what lies beyond knowledge i could i could take a peek are you sure are you quite [Applause] thing sure if it's just a peek [Laughter] all right remag you have gained knowledge of another rune a rune of madness all right so the rune of madness can be combined with any other rune it will create a powerful but dual edged effect do you understand what i mean by that yeah yep [Music] can combine it with the lightning could yes mad lightning now you know and now i must sleep and his eyes get sucked into the back of his head oh my god what a nice young man i wonder if it's my okay hold on you want to go talk to gallon okay go ahead when we're supposed to be in ourselves at night hey buddy how you doing champ all right you come around you come around the corner lilu and you see that a gallon is seated against this workshop uh her head is in her hands and tears pool at her feet um hello she will instantly straighten up wipe her face what are you doing you should be in your cell i have a question just one question or two questions or three can i ask two questions i fly in fine what is your question this mission we're about to go on do you have is it do you have anything that could help us any advice or anything do not cross the man that is taking you there lazarus is not to be trifled with um one more thing do you know anything about the seven i they're a god they are those that saved the world it is said why do you ask is he a good god oh you said vessevin oh no oh i misunderstood you um no i do not know that name oh okay i see um okay bye i i just you know i i hope you um feel better um lilo ask about the key oh yeah one more thing i was standing next to her i couldn't i was gonna ask i forgot i forgot so why did she give me this key what is this key to you it may help you in case he should betray you why are you helping us because i hate him i'm gonna just slowly back out and uh go back to my cell all right cool [Music] i can't have you dancing all the time and singing all the time you're supposed to be ferocious and scary and intimidating okay i will show you my scariest face [Laughter] do i scare you you are you are so cute you are the cutest in the whole girl and i'm gonna keep giving your little belly rubs excellent now i am filled with joy and i will become a better worker all righty penis tisc is currently asleep i could be like him i could i could have powers pimas continues to admire the the the man in the cell okay and thus time begins to fade and the sun begins to go low and our prisoners begin to sleep however no something happens during the night oh let's see who it is can i get a different cell away from one two i would like to move south three five six oh no oh thank god oh brian brian [Music] while you sleep prisoner a voice whispers startling you from your sleep uh hello prisoner yeah that's me hello can you see me no seek a mirror who who's talking to me a friend okay okay i seek a mirror which i don't know where that would be well you know where the bathroom is and there's a mirror in there we have a bathroom we have a bathroom wow this is yeah this is a nice nice prison i mean of course you have bathrooms what i have i haven't been to the bathroom yet my bad hunt for the bathroom oh i i think i see you one yeah brian goes to the bathroom wait why do we have cells if we can leave to the bathroom i wonder if i sleep well you're taking the path all the way huh all right all right when you get into here you will see that there are a long line of mirrors and as you look you will see that a shadowy form walks in the mirror where you would be standing i don't like that it is ethereal oh okay and alarming to look at oh okay uh hi one moment please that you see in the mirror appears to be a man with orange eyes his hair is red and he wears a scarf of white although his veggies is not completely conjured and he will say my name is tomen oh that's another hot person isn't it hi tommen there is much that you do not know and much that you have yet to do i cannot yet manifest myself before you but soon i shall before you go with a nobleman sends you find a mirror and keep it close the time will come when i can appear okay am i supposed to trust you i can understand that your distrust in me but i suppose you have no choice it is either you do or you do not understand that you are part of something bigger than you know but i will make you a deal if you take the mirror and you keep it with you when i do manifest i shall show you the way to babylon's heart i will find him here thank you for your advice all right and the visage will fade sold i am walking my way back i'm walking walking i'm drifting my mouse is being very hmm oh and the party returns all right and thus the night passes and the morning begins to rise oh what an uneventful night i am refreshed i i feel good let's get some breakfast and uh how did everyone see no sleep go hey does anyone have a mirror by chance why there's one in the bathroom where did our pal go guys oh god oh [ __ ] whoa [Music] you see i was in my own cell he is so weird guys he's really weird creepy we should invite him to breakfast with us i've met some weird people this guy this guy takes the cake he's the weirdest of them all wait wait you can't you can teleport is teleport one of your abilities i cannot do that no then how'd you get in here how did you get here i woke up here how does that mean i woke up with him i i opened my eyes huh okay you are a little too creepy for me i'm gonna back up thank you nice young wanna come with us for some prison or breakfast or oh yes please would you free me from my shackles oh we could just bring him back a morsel of food i don't even think he needs to eat do you need to eat to live prisoner dude my name is fisk okay do you need to eat to live prisoner dude yes yes i do okay well we'll bring you back some food okay you will do you promise ah i don't know about promise but we'll think about it on the way yeah it's like a 50 50 chance split up tentacle guts and put them back in and he slipped his eyeballs into sleep wait i'm so foolish i don't have to wait for you to eat here take these and he will detach his lips from his body and they will squirm across the place take my time to avoid peace morning gallant good morning good morning um where where do we sit just here sits anywhere just kidding there are chefs that deliver food and other prisoners that deliver food that are working uh kitchen duty they don't have tokens though but they are in there okay so i got here brian what was that why'd you ask about a mirror was visited in the night visit by school what some guy named tomen who's tolman i don't know attractive up for interpretation nothing close to babylon what was that wait is he attractive did you i'm single sorry what next time i'll i'll be sure to ask what did he want he didn't say anything other than to bring a mirror so that he can come and talk to me again can you trust him well he he said that if i trust him he'll show me the way to babylon's heart so i mean and you try yeah well i don't really care about anything except for babylon oh oh god isn't the way to babylon to you know kill that one guy when are you gonna do that that's not to he i mean babylon just said that he would see after i killed besson but if i knew the actual way you know maybe he'll power us up and we can kill the dude if he you know i was thinking maybe we can use this coin versus the seven is it ves7 or vessels said we could call on him for a fever right what if we can ask him to kill him to kill himself yeah ryan i mean we could just stab her in the chest yeah but we could do it yeah she can't be that strong he's just an alchemist it gets stabbed to the chest right camaros camaros yeah feel like we have to do everything properly or else we're going to mess something up that sounds right yeah has to murder vestavin wait so brian has to murder resident but vested gave us a coin to call upon him for a favor and we made an oath to uh what's his face master that's true yes he kills someone named valerie and we don't even really know who this lady is we have to kill him right yeah they were escorters to her yeah yeah and we got our freedom after and then we stabbed her i don't know it feels like it's too good to be true like we kill this one person and then we get our freedom yeah they're a chimeras they probably have some chinese i agree we don't really have a choice oh yeah people this is true yeah i can just pretend yeah what about back at the uh the guy in the mudslide how's that yeah yeah yeah wow we we worked great except for the attack part we beat them yeah [Music] he missed shovels food into uh tisk's mouth as you put food into this lips they will start to smack over them and the food will disappear and way in the background you hear [ __ ] uh brian maybe we can break one of the bathroom mirrors and bring a piece oh good idea oh she'll know about our plan though oh yeah i mean it's just the mirror i mean it's samir yeah let me let me go try it out nothing wrong with the mirror okay brian asks gallant hi gallant i know we're gonna be away for a while and um my hair always gets really deceptive shuffled when i'm in battle do you have an extra mirror that i could bring along by chance oh of course a lady must always look her best and she will hand you her own mirror thank you so much i put the mirror in my pocket and go back to the table how do you get your hair so luscious in prison brian kinetics you know i'm not real i just is it all that blood i think it might be the blood honestly wow i didn't know blood helped the sheen of the hair so much mine is always like tangled and [ __ ] you know i think that's because you're a little crazy though okay okay are we uh ready to ready to depart can i uh add that uh rune of madness to something oh i'm thinking about you know crafting one of those all right remember you can add the rune to uh any of your basic spells for a basic effect yeah you can add it to a rune you've made or you can add it to one of the rare materials that you have from alchemy okay [ __ ] everything down if you need anything yeah what about alchemy materials we have we still have the golems heart two golden inglets one incense stick a lot of gold pieces have poop arrows poop arrows oh man the lightning rune um we didn't use the mandrake right really not yet i don't think this is shard as well um if we use the conquerors i don't remember i don't think so not that i recall future drinking one [Music] wait no no use the mandrake root to make the shard never mind never mind that's right you know i think we'll add it to firebolt what is that what is that what does that do make me an arcana check all right fireball yeah i got fireball oh man can i roll anything higher than a six uh-oh i don't like it when the dm says oh yeah that's not uh having a great time we're not going to die right i don't like should i back up uh okay i'm rolling a board i'm rolling a board all right so i couldn't snap back [Music] all good all right we're good all right ramon as you place the uh the rune of the rune of madness against your fireball you start to craft it moving your hands trying to force a reaction unfortunately though you are still quite novice in your application of this new technique and as such they uh something goes wrong okay uh-huh this creature will appear from your hands and will grab you by the chest and neck and begin to yell into [Music] does anyone speak gibberish what what was that i need to train your name mm-hmm did anyone understand that i didn't hear what it said seems friendly it's like when a baby chicken is hatched probably it thinks you're it's mom now that was nice i oh oh wow this um perhaps i can be of assistance is that a missile on your back buddy you look awesome i thought you're gonna say awful and i was more on board with that yeah that's what i was expecting too it said do not fear the sky remog fear what lies below what's below the sky ground ah dirt dirt uh like the mudslide from earlier and then it said what is below is within what is hmm where did this guy come from is he a prisoner he looks like one he's a prisoner he's just one of the many prisoners that walk in and out of here except now he's relevant so he gets a token ah um well okay thank you thank you you're welcome all right where did somebody fireboy go eat dirt it dissipated i see i have quite the knowledge of elementals what's your name my name is simon that's i'm not awfully uh generic yeah not an interesting individual what i expected for a chained up looking dude with a apologies that my name is not up to you oh no no no no no no no simon's a crazy i don't know what is your name uh leeloo oh okay all right who named you you might have deserved that oh my parents oh my god why are you here simon because i'm in prison he'll shake his chains in like a demonstrative manner why are you here in prison oh you meant what did i do like the crime yeah what you did simon oh that really made me sign no sorry sorry i'm an arsonist oh so he knows about little fire dude why don't you light on fire an orphanage why did you light an orphanage on fire that'll do it yeah that'll do it yeah that'll do it yeah because i wanted to see how fast it would burn and how huh did you go very quickly oh perhaps if there were people inside it would have went faster but i wasn't going to do that i'm not a monster oh thank god he's not a murderer he's a he's an honorable arsonist so i'm guessing he didn't have insurance for well at least you're not a murderer do you know about the elemental simon i do you see i was once a prominent wizard in the mages guild my specialty was fire he really likes fire if the other guy gave you a madness rune this guy will give you a fire rune right i'm struggling you got got any of those runes on you hatch brown's logic you know uh i don't have anything to give oh all right can anyone learn any fire abilities from this man uh i don't think we have any fights probably not yeah i think the room just disappeared okay wow in either case i wish you luck all right thank you thank you excitement have a great breakfast um how do you eat oh like this he will show you his hands and they have mouths on them wait wait i i i have the same thing i hold on my hand with the lips in it too check this out nice huh all right gonna give him a high five or with his finger mouse uh gallant will kind of sigh and we'll stand up when you are finished with your breakfast report to the courtyard i'm afraid you'll have to do it without me this time freedom we want you no we're going to be free after this we'll never yeah again yeah freedom after this one mission oh no caleb is really nice to us i like do i have to return tessa's mouth to him you don't have to bring him on the journey with us take one of his eyeballs too and then oh for sure bring them out hey hey tis can can can i have one of your eyeballs so you know you can give us advice can i have my lip back bro uh sure that we can't hear him yeah we need him to give us advice that's much better now what is that you want from me uh well you know you seem like a smart guy you know we might need your help or advice on our journey you wish for my advice on your journey i could give that to you here and his entire face you'll oh well okay good luck putting that in your pocket you roll it up like a fruit roll-up just slap it hold on hold on i have to do this without skin just throw it the right type of paper oh okay um i i throw it on i grab a piece of paper parchment yeah there you go and i roll it up and put it in my backpack all right inside the scroll you will hear it that's like a scroll of advice we can open it up any time i mean seems very knowledgeable about things all right onwards to freedom woohoo yeah freedom meet in the courtyard this seems too easy there's no way we're just gonna get our freedom like that as everyone walks out to the courtyard ear walks up to gallant oh oh oh oh okay okay all right ear feeling really bad about eavesdropping on the conversation with that guy decides to talk to gallant about it gallant hello i heard the way that guy was talking you i forgot his name but he was very rude and he mentioned something about your brother and i wanted to know more about that and i'm really sorry for eavesdropping i feel really bad about it partially sorry anger flashes in her eyes and you mentioned her little brother you should not have heard that yeah well i can't help it but guys were kinda loud very well what is it that you wish to know well you know like i've kind of grown to like you and i i was worried about you know you were crying and i don't know is there a way that we can help maybe all right make me an insight check insight oh very insightful damn son all right you read her emotions easily here she is terrified scared she is sad she is shamed but when you mention if there's anything that you can do there is a slight very slight but noticeable twinkle of hope that appears on her face she then says i i do not think that there is but you don't believe her yeah right gallant i can read your face [Laughter] okay all right she will kind of raise her eyebrow but then her her stern visage will begin to crack and she'll look down her face unsure and uncertain and then she will say where is he taking you well he told us we can't tell and i i don't know if i want to risk telling because we all might just die so i don't yeah but it's dangerous but it is rewarded with freedom he has my brother locked in a gilded chain a gilded cage all right the shame comes back in threefold of force she does not speak and will not look at your face and instead she will say to control me ear reaches out and squishes gallant's face together okay i will do what i can to help your brother somehow if you have any information on how we can help you let me know my brother's name is valent or valor excuse me okay well remember that okay gallant i'm going to the courtyard now goodbye all right side quest gained challenges where okay we don't know where valor is we know that he's locked up interested because of that guy valerie specifically i said he's in a gilded cage um uh gilded g-i-l-d-e-d means it has gold or something right meaning it's it's gold and gold ostentatious yeah all right and thus the party exits the prison and enters the courtyard where once again they board the paddywagon and this time instead of gallant a kind stern but fair face is instead the indifferent hateful face of the dwarven noble lazarus and thus our heroes continue their journey and our prisoners prove their worth we're heroes next time dragon palsy good session guys that's it for today i'm clapping you guys have a good time yeah i'm so curious about everything free next year there's so much stuff we missed so much and i'm just so curious about that it's like you know then the campaign ends and yeah so we're just watching our game nice play in this campaign speed running through the world i'm using the save glitch clipping through the wall remote uh just uh till the sign uh tlc no clip [Laughter] but yeah it's good stuff there's a lot of uh religious forces at work a lot of uh whispering from unknown sources evil demonic hot guys yeah just wait till you see tolman is he holding on i guess it depends on your taste but he's a swooner he's he's a heartbreaker cool he's a a guy he's a guy he's a guy i don't know i don't know i just i just look for cool art and it's they're handsome i don't know anyway good game guys yeah how would i possibly find a picture of tomen no no we gotta wait to get the official reveal yeah sorry that's true that's true that's true it's okay my heart is for babylon anyways the rest of us i don't need ryan okay well make sure that i'll [ __ ] the tone for you next time all right woman for me good times man um as per tradition uh we'll spend 10-15 minutes looking at all the the cool stuff the viewers and the fans has uh oh yeah cool made for us we're going to reddit uh yeah our broken bonds and i think there's also like an imager link yeah i like the imagery someone gathered up all the episode three art so that could be something we could do oh they did oh yeah yeah drop that where is it i don't uh uh i can i can lick it in the chat it's this one right here oh that looks really cool oh that is super super easy so maybe this could work yeah that'll work okay let me see if i can screen avalon's angels whoa what the heck okay there you go okay hang on i i'm gonna i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do this i'm gonna be able to do this you know what this is good enough um can you guys see it on like discord yeah yeah yeah okay perfect so you guys can kind of follow along so uh the first the first thing i'm going to go through is the reddit and the top of this week was an animation wow oh geez of uh you're using her ice knife uh and hitting four skeletons at the same time sick that was a good moment when she saved our lives yeah good moment when we were trying to uh remove the blood trying to step into the circle with the pinky toe and everyone hiding in the doorway brian babylon i i think there was there's so much uh brian and babylon uh there was a lot [Laughter] i love this one it's like i really would imagine that as a cartoon like all our characters so wiggly and i'm trying to follow along with you guys you guys are on broken bonds right yeah our book box uh starting it by by hot top off this week top of this week oh this is where you're streaming it yeah oh okay there we go i'm catching up i'm catching very michael with his robot rune dog and it's pissing a beer [Laughter] is this so cool you can't use i know brian i think it's had the most fan art it's been so many it's crazy and then there's the the broken bonds uh discord gallery oh yeah yeah yeah okay that's so cool hopefully uh like after uh jody got her new art update because people have been just drawing her smiley face i think that's really funny though oh there's a lot of there's a lot of fake out kissing going on here i like that they're so hot wow so good [Music] i'm not a big fan of the tongue oh some some people would be though this this was the one from today the wounded wounded i think it's for something in the future like we're going to be in trouble and the hero comes save us yeah i got the rune from it too oh yes huh yeah yeah we got the room we had a little bit here baby high definition [Laughter] it's so good it's not meta gaming if it's old man [Music] [Laughter] i'm august 5 head there's arrows in his back i'm gonna oh [Music] [Music] oh the electric uh shell oh the electric shell that's awesome i like how cycuno's character is just a hash around that i kind of like that though yeah there's a lot more but yeah yeah yeah yeah no uh i think people will oh oh that's so good those are so good there's so much they work so fast like these things today yeah brian is so much so good yeah that's that was my favorite interaction i think it was toast it's like it starts to rain or who said that who said it was magic oh it's like is this magic billy howdy oh it's the dude tisc we have his face yes we do interesting yes oh man nice character yeah so much fan art so yeah well done this is the sexy version of the tentacle probably don't have time to go through each of these in depth but i'm sure we'll link them in chat so and people will check them out on their own time one by one too so yeah uh thank you all for the fan art it's amazing yeah thanks thanks for playing guys i hope you guys had a good time yeah that was great i love the indy [Music] that during stream during the stream yeah yeah they're so fast actual 3d models yeah wow oh no all right so one of the artists knows what tonman actually looks like so he drew him okay one of the fan arts yeah i'm not looking i can hook you up with babylon say no more i mean i've i've seen some clips i've seen okay seen clips that's fine [Laughter] amir of course the lady should always look her best gallant senpai that was so good i did oh man so there's just so much art for this one yeah what yeah that's a lot you can uh check more of them out on the discord link or our broken bonds if you want to submit yours and uh we'll be back next week uh sunday 3 p.m uh for episode 4 as we get we we we're just killing like some old lady right so probably yeah probably uneventful uh mission next year we'll be free free forever free forever and the end of the campaign and foreign yeah that's it um yeah uh i think that's it lily do you wanna do outro or do we do shout outs um do you have anything you guys wanna shout out or anything that you're working on or whatever uh i have a new game on the way other than that though details uh well it's uh it is a game with some people that reached out to me it's called death and debts it's a witch based campaign in dalton and the players are a bunch of v tubers like project melody and iron mouse and all of that oh yeah they all really want to play d d so oh that's cool yeah that's really exciting we had session zero yesterday we're gonna play they're they're gonna play on wednesdays doubling up with another group very cool that's what i'm doing there's more dnd big surprise uh seikuno uh where can they find you and you got anything coming up oh uh that just zakuno except on instagram i didn't get psyched uh i got nothing coming up that's like oowoo on instagram yeah all right uh quarter jade yup quarter jade on everything as well and ray are you playing valon right after this i was gonna ask if you guys are playing that one yeah yeah i'll be up playing playing ballerin i added arcade oh yeah we could totally totally play literally okay and we play almost every night yeah okay we just log on and we'll invite you okay yeah room for one more yeah uh but for me just valkyrie everywhere except on youtube where i streamed valkyrie one i didn't get it except for my screaming platform i am an imposter they upload like spanish lyric videos yeah that's the real valkyrie but yeah about great win okay cool and you know uh lily pichu campaign leader yeah yeah i'm not a leader i'm thank you for watching all right all right uh me and michael we have a little something planned ah they're doing something we're doing we're making a robot dog what yeah they're right now after uh the stream me and michael are making a robot dog on his channel an actual robot dog michael if you start yourself i can just redo them oh yeah you may as well start her right now oh it's it's gonna take a second i think all right yeah i gotta get the audio stuff set up cool well thanks everyone for playing and we'll see you all next week oh so [Music] [Music] on so you

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Length: 169min 10sec (10150 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 28 2020