Dan/Blair - "Blair. Waldorf." ...again.

yeah I'm as you can tell on my casual attire I'm I'm crashing this part of it but it's only because I need to stop whining start becoming a man of actions in a man of action wouldn't just do nothing a man of action would show up and finally confront the person who's been even to have conversation with for a very long time now I will expect you to understand upset wait how are you people I kissed Blair Waldorf whatever listen the point is if clare's happy I mean maybe you should let her be yeah I just never thought the person I want would be Blair Waldorf actually I was planning on standing you up I know you told Serena about the kiss with Blair Blair is having this little engagement toast beforehand and she invited me I figured I should go so you want to meet me there I haven't seen Blair and I've been around the room a couple times tonight but whatever Nate needs to tell you is obviously important so I think did you do your mouth way to save the day you know friends right Yeah right well because it's about a celebrity kind of Blair Waldorf future Princess of Monaco I wrote it in a spring after she and I larry's where the stories about I swear to hear this story ever sees a lot of day he wasn't forthcoming the details but I would imagine it's some new bass types game to get players attention second though you saw the blast about Blair and Louie going to the event tonight come on that you do something dangerous Gossip Girl reports it when it comes to your rescue some might call that a pattern well I do know the Blair is over you you weren't even last one to kiss her before luckily I was but to dull the pain of losing Blair people become blind too paralyzed or a nimble feel after experiencing its psychological trauma ie Blair leaving you forever it's a little like PTSD well not everyone's coming Blair's not yes she is she just RSVP'd it's right here Blair Waldorf no plus-one really cuz she told me herself I need to find Blair I gotta make sure she's okay no we're not done here I just messed up her engagement I could ruin her life yeah what about mine if you can't tell the difference between what I did to Blair and what I did to you then maybe your portrayal in the book is more accurate than you thought that sounds exactly like something Dylan hunter would say thank you so much good I have to admit it's been kind of hard like my dad and Nathan Glarus don't talk to me you're the only other person not invited to Blair's shower you're getting out today like took Blair's shower tonight that is one thing I am NOT gonna think about like not at all you should you're in love with her I'm in love with Blair no no no I'm not I'm not in love with Blair we're getting married and having a baby with Louie and if she wasn't with Louis you'd be with Chuck not me what was in effect is this doesn't concern you well I'm gonna talk to Blair even if it's the biggest kamikaze disaster of my life it's my disaster it's my ending so so please stay out I'm sorry I came down so hard on you before yeah you're right I was gonna tell Blair I felt a better you mean you were gonna tell her you love her in spite of myself and honestly many times in spite of her I mean I didn't want to keep trying to make it go away but he killed a feeling when I saw Blair she just got off the phone with chocolate she was heartbroken I mean it wasn't easy but I do think I can give myself a new ending by making sure Chuck and Blair get the unnie man deserve I wanted to be happy I'm not trying to defend her but it's not like Gossip Girl hopped in a motorcycle and chase Chuck and Blair through the streets of Manhattan well she may as well have month no that's insane how would you know you said you hadn't seen her no I just mean that after everything Bears been through it doesn't make sense Chuck I'm not gonna spy on Blair why have you seen Blair is he around she's not no no I just heard she's back in town wonder how she was doing well I uncovered the fact that Blair's wedding dress fits like a glove you know I think the only person should sing covertly is Vera Wang maybe we should run your Murphy you presentation have a public William oh come on that is the last thing a Blair needs right now I swear to you we are not having an affair and what the hell are you doing and you two I mean you and Blair have been through enough should go for this fake relationship is costing me a lot of money I know that Blair asked us to stay together to keep away from getting suspicious but I mean coffee in Brooklyn is half the price it tastes but as long as it helps your career and Blair's future I'm on board and the publicity from your column certainly didn't hurt is some ministers who moved up the meeting for my second book to this afternoon yeah we can keep up appearances for Blair's sick I just think maybe nomads I'm sure your wallet will be happy to hear that but we're not dating we're just faking it to protect Blair's engagement okay I'm not even gonna ask you to fill me in instead I'm just gonna assume there's a long royal explanation you know me well and Blair but the point is as long as it seems like Serena and I are together my editors not gonna let me write a second novel I actually care about Hey where's Blair we're just finishing the paper once Blair and Louise say I do then Serena and I can say we don't anymore and go back to being just friends no but the very least this whole thing is probably a distraction from any graduate thoughts you might have well with Blair no any any thoughts of her running off with mayor or Longo there you know what you just missed her she she left she left with Louis Oh they left together yeah I just know then do it weddings anyway they're gone you know they're gone they're probably on their honeymoon now you really shouldn't come back cause it's kinda it's just I'm done here you sound weird no I don't dad it's me hey don't tell anyone I'm calling and please don't freak out but I'm at the airport right now with Blair she's going to the Dominican Republic to get a divorce I only lied to you to help Blair she was she was panicked at running away from her wedding I was just trying to protect you from Louie are you really mad about Blair is this about us about what you said at the wedding and because I haven't given you an answer yet you just did meet no no no I have no special lady this year and honestly I was just coming by to pick up those blu-rays I let Lily borrow I thought maybe I could give them a Blair now she's back from her honeymoon alone so I mean well what's up you have a hot date or something Oh hardly Blair's trying to set me up with Serena which reminded me I didn't exactly have a great time in high school so I'm not you go to reboot okay look you're blackmailing days are over if you tell anyone that I lead that video Blair and Chuck at her wedding then I'll tell everyone that you're Gossip Girls henchman he's not still mad at you for running off a play at the wedding uh I guess none of us is letting our feelings for Blair keep us down you see you can't win against me I'm free you can't even compete so this is about letter well then I guess I'm not competing it must be winning you wouldn't be trying this hard if I didn't have a real shot with her and up until this moment I wasn't sure if I did so thank you now if you'll excuse me I have better things to do Oh Gigi it's time you told everyone Dan Humphrey sent in that video on Blairs wedding day Philip is rich not right I'm sorry but keep reading insane Blair's gonna think I actually sent this picture in to Gossip Girl duh that was the point I'm sorry if it ruins your life it's not just mine it's Blair's the Waldorf's oh I know what a mess it's like I just took down the entire Upper East Side you bankrupted the wall to a family that's what paying his dowry is gonna do to them it was that much you

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Length: 8min 47sec (527 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 08 2012