“A Skirt That Tight, You’ve Got No Secrets!” | House M.D.

no valvular regurgitation no wall motion abnormalities no structural defects if you didn't sound so despondent I'd say that was good news it is for you not for him heaviness in your legs the last couple days why is any good news for you because there's nothing wrong with you he gets fired seriously somewhat seriously your legs haven't noticed anything out of the ordinary shortness of breath would it help if I puked pick a card any tightness in your chest or arms pick a cop you don't seem too worried would you please pick a card our boss thinks your Cardiac Arrest was just a result of you accidentally drowning the boss is an idiot put it back shuffle them up so then why aren't you worried either I'm dying or I'm not and I don't want the ride to be over but unless worrying is some new form of treatment yup we're gonna prep you for a chance of esophageal Echo are you sure you Shuffle these and I'm gonna need to sedate you I don't want to check your wallet first or to check your wallet it's part of the trick oh that's my card how did you do that do it again a fungus in my lungs how would I even get something like that right now it's just a theory we don't even know if I don't know I should have done those mushrooms in college I'm sure there's no connection it's a joke you really lose your sense of humor when your job's in the line huh sorry most dying people don't really like to not that you're dying but a little sick would be perfect yeah stabbing or scrubbing Chris heard her son he's got internal bleeding surgery surgeons have transfused three units a B positive but they're still looking for the source of the bleed no trauma could be liver disease vitamin K deficiency the only thing we know for sure it's not nothing and we would have noticed something chronic like liver disease it's probably an intestinal infarct I got it [Applause] nosebleed that major means he's actually sick cardiac arrest symptom stop gloating don't look loaded what's that smart whoops work this is how I look what about the underwear challenge I declare it officially on hold not really fair but I get it [Music] foreign no I want to give you a reward yes I think you're lying Cardiac Arrest plus nosebleed go uh patient has no significant family history no angina no prior attacks what if it isn't his heart what if it's the vessels around his heart polyarthritis nodosa causes cardiac symptoms and hypertension which makes his nose bleed you know what else makes your nose bleed in your heart race cocaine a guy works in the b-list nightclub in Atlantic City he's got to be taking regular rolls in the snow you take the gloater to the patient's drugged in make sure you pat down his pockets before you leave you and Big Rob biopsy of blood vessel from around the heart test for polyauteritis nodosa you from my office [Music] those aren't my panties I know hypothetical a young woman does something clumsy in public but instead of laughing it off she gets irrationally upset explain maybe she's clumsy because she's nervous because she forgot to do her spelling homework in my hypothetical she's eight but this girl is not insecure it seems more like she's afraid do you point or did you just get a new book of riddles I think you're hiding in medical condition I'm not I'm glad we had this talk doctors often try to ignore their symptoms because they think they can't get sick you've got something going on I need you to take care of it and I take your compassion entirely at face value it's not compassion self-interest I want my team Health not self-interest it's curiosity I dropped a file house I start bleeding from the eyes I'll be sure to make an appointment okay what are you giving me how'd you do the trick um if I explain it becomes mundane you lose the actual magic you mean the actual Magic I think you're actually sawing women in half you're gonna tell me what's wrong with me or not magic is cool actual magic is oxymoronic might not even be oxy you're not gonna tell me unless I tell you you got a nurse to plant the card I can't get a nice to help me pee you got a buddy to blend the card fun is in not knowing the fun is in knowing oh my head oh I got a headache how bad is it new oh it's not too bad I'll I'll just take one of these Vicodin you eat a lot of beets you have an electric toothbrush and you sleep less than six hours a night that's impressive the red better mean from the beets stains the plaque deposits on your teeth which are then swirled by your spinning toothbrush your heavy lids and your prematurely aging skin tell me that you're carrying a major sleep dead that was way cooler before you explained that it was meaningless until I explained it people come to my show because they want a sense of wonder they want to experience something that they can't explain if the Wonder's gone when the truth is known never was any Wonder you have tularemia from your rabbits put you on antibiotics you'll be better in a couple of days sorry to spoil a mystery thank you I get it oh my God you're not wearing underwear of course I'm screwed that tight you got no secrets it's great that tight I can tell if you've got an IUD have you seen Dr Cole no you're blushing I am not look at me oh my God how'd you do it so I'm safe in this job yeah Karachi on the other hand how'd you do it prayer mostly just tell me because he had her groove back it'd be rude of me to discuss you handed over her panties I don't think gallantry is really an option at this point if I tell you then where's the magic you passed out ultrasound revealed bleeding around his heart we drained 100 cc's before it stopped the antibiotics aren't working it's obviously not too Arabia or any other infection excuse me we were talking bleeding around the heart could mean botched biopsy when coal was looking for that why would you accuse the man who decides your fate of screwing up those really were her panties coal has traveled through the forest of crustaceans and brought us a treasure he has earned his reward if I could just get the immunity I would no Sophie you can't use whatever criteria you want it could be a clotting issue if he developed DIC after the surgery even a normal biopsy bleeds out of control so cardiac arrest and DIC what's the common denominator it could be cancer we've been looking in his chest since he got here it's clean so the main mask is somewhere else throws up a clot blocks matter in his heart causes the arrest good go find out where he's hiding his cancer you swallowed any more metal that would be a good time to tell us oh my hands feel kind of dumb and you lost a lot of blood I'm gonna die everybody gets scared in the hospital you're sick you feel awesome tomorrow foreign [Music] on the Block he thinks he's dying he's probably right tomorrow you decide to put me up I totally got it nothing personal I haven't decided anything but you don't like me I like you some fluid in the lungs the masses I'm manipulate play the game I can be a [ __ ] there's a dark spot damage from where the key ripped through you're probably expecting me to bash the others give examples of how they screwed up you know I can I'm a good doctor as good as anybody around here probably better you know that's the only thing that matters okay what's that it's not a tumor it's another blade this one's in his kidney and his thigh he's bleeding all over the place his timetable may be right on it was creepy the patient predicted his own death would have been more impressive if he predicted that he wasn't going to die of course that takes longer to prove it could be a symptom sense of impending doom yeah could be adrenal gland disorders blood issues anaphylaxis if you're going to kiss his ass protect your ass at least wait until he's had a good idea it's a symptom of him being a charlatan he's a second rate magician with mysterious illness why wouldn't he predict his own death if he's wrong we all forget it if he's right he goes out a legend he got scared right after a transfusion tainted blood has been known to cause a sense of impending doom could also explain the DIC I predict all your pagers go off right now if it had happened anyone bother looking at his panel his immunoglobulin levels are low that doesn't tell us anything specific are you acting stupid because you know you're safe clever low immunoglobulin plus failing heart plus fluid in the lungs plus internal bleeding equals amyloidosis he's been way too much for amyloidosis if anything about his hands or feet feeling weak he said his hands felt numb but that's explained by the blood loss Claus doesn't sucked into the stupidity he's seizing somebody's stabilizing rest of you pull his medical records go back 10 years look for a joint pain fatigue anything associated with amyloidosis [Music] thank you [Music] [Music]

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Length: 12min 52sec (772 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 19 2022