DAMIEN & SHAYNE MAKE A BABY

what's up you Saxon what's up that's a beautiful peanut Shane that's not how you do it it's what's up you sex I'm having trouble too we're back with another Damian Shane show off this new camera format we listened to your comment as we listen we listen faces we like you today we're gonna be playing mother's simulator and I am wearing my Goku shirt because as we all know Goku is the most powerful anime mother welcome to mothers simulator the most popular TV show for the whole family so let's give this a shot mush joke all right so you're up first you got us we get acquainted with all this it's a robot kid there I'm sure they're very clear about that cuz I'm pretty sure as an indie game made in Russia we will be dunking it in a bunch of toilets I am playing right now we'll probably trade off in a bit good don't do anything oh my god he looks so nonplussed and he was born without giblets yep no giblet no gag Ange no we're be know delicately timed yeah you need a hurry got it and wash it mmm Scooby Bop school bitty Bop that's how you clean it you just let water run over it yeah well maybe I mean there's instructions on the wall if you want to read oh god oh god well I probably ready interact with the object to pick them up I think it's pretty clean I think that's clean that's your career good enough for me it's good enough for a baby baby take it take boom BAM no poison what a horrible voice do you want to play it all if you want me to just play a baby go ahead and do the next one all right cool I'm enjoying watching this I'm want to see you fail needs a diaper baby made a stinky well what are we gonna do about it if it does move the dirty diaper throwing the waste back it easy that's a powerful diaper that looks like all my tonight oh just like that huh boom gimme it Nealon I made a spunky uh-oh this is how being him this is why being a mother's so tough you've got to be LeBron James you're running out of time yeah well he wanted me to play alright here we go okay jokes over here we go we did it you made it just in time here you go we're closed well now we know we're doing but this is what it's like being a real mom you just got to be like gimme Asst I'm and dunk ah way all my dreams nice grab it all right I want no I don't I want that one how did you throw it hold down the right clicker okay why is that - ten I don't know all I need to clean the baby spring it's mechanical a single maybe because we have not proven ourselves as baby capable take this this is not hold on [Laughter] he's got a poof it's poof it's a little spoof you got a poof it's poof I think you need to take the baby over to the changing Oh God done I'm home with the baby every day while you're off it Fight Club we're gonna cook the baby on it's time to cook the baby you're wonderful Robo baby is hungry when hit wind his hunger I think it isn't made in Russia I think the only in language options are English in Russian you are wonderful little baby is hungry espadrilles boots yeah yeah I'm about the baby right let's try this was de clack you're touching robotic kid was trying to alter nutritious cook it go to the kitchen done I'll be right back baby cooking don't go anywhere BAM oh we're gonna have to watch that crap alright so first of all boom boom boy oh boy this is this is rough no I mean there's only two buttons but you'd think there were 50 boy being a mother is the hardest job in the world coal miner brain surgeon I'm saying coal miner brain surgeon mother it's the big three okay yeah true so is that I think that's plenty I heard I heard that yeah look just for good measure I want to make the table hot no my water I'd knocked it over with myself of a big ol silly let's try to get you leaving the water running I'm fine what do you think this takes place in California [Music] just sound man Greg with how frustrating things have been so far I'd prepare for me to get loud just a heads up come on man no oh and I think you had it in there too I think it's I think you got it just goes in there all right well then great let's go what do you want baby you want some good formula what do you think what do you think oh yeah he likes it yeah Oh check him out check him it was big Josefa he's hmm get it oh god get it get it get it get it get it get it barely enough time to wash his binky take your Big E oh that was close man that was real close nice way to go Damian's a great mother I wish we'd thought about this more and more just having a robot baby I know we really should have thought about that before we built this baby Oh binky binky he's a binky all right thank you got a binky to pick Bam Bam Margera we got we got some Margaery's here okay she needs to wash so this isn't just mother simulator there's just life service oh well I need food well baby needs binky first folks okay so I got a kit oh you have to eat yeah this one this was saying dude eat some some bread oh wait yeah give me some of that dang ol pie yeah just eat everything cookies nice yeah we're not gonna be that for later no I'm fine all right Aries maraschino cherries you can survive off maraschino cherries is that right nope my out here has lied to your face okay bottle are they go baby bottle pop just lick the pop dip it and shake it damn it Shane Oh Shane's also a thoughtful by Milton Bradley currently it's not known Bradley but I don't know why we both thought it was I know a Milton Bradley doesn't make candy piss after like dang it dude why'd she have to be so aggressive about it I know she's like God it's a these are these are Russian mothers give me the bottle right now grassroots yeah me I'm over the bottle okay you probably got it oh god I need hot dogs real bad yeah give me that food give me food you best be ready for favorite time ago it's almost baby oh you like that nice you like the ice yeah awesome now what now what do you know you need you fine thank you again dude we just gave it to you I like it just straight-up eat the raw yep sassages Oh diaper time bang oh nice all right I'm gonna powder that babe powder that bad hotter the Bobby Bobby hotter the Bobby hitter the bebés oh there you go ma'am oh sweet oh we did it that was stressful I'm tired good job so uh Shane as the absentee father in this situation how's life for you what are you boy I've been chillin you know Wolfgang hanging out we going bowling Oh what is this three-pointers okay oh now that involves sports he wants to give I think I think dad wants to join oh this is awesome I'm definitely playing around of this yeah that you would boy you can't do crap can you I work so you haven't made it boy you really just can't make these can you I can't wait for you to try this you know this is this is something you know a boy needs his father is a 3-band weirdo yeah oh man bad now you see you're okay see I I said respond well to like negative coaching yeah hey you piece of crap you're never gonna make that ah very good what about this hey you're gonna do this champ you're the best you're the best oh well that all that wouldn't even look better all right hey your oh my god so you're just gonna do the easy one I see what what personal hell like what do you think we did in our life to deserve like a constantly regenerating Pilar tea diaper crappy diapers yeah biscuit yeah absolutely this is a thing well that one you're just crushing that one thanks man I just thought of your mom and how I usually crush that a fella looks like yeah hey a spaghetti alright let me just yeah just for funsies why don't we head inside all right son let's see what you got as your coach I want you to hit the I have to hold it down no you click there you go and then you hold down the right there you go unacceptable son you'll never make it to the majors if you don't get it son that's unacceptable you only got 12 seconds left I've never seen such a sorry display in all my years as a coach let me try this no I'd try again you can do it Shane you're good at this buddy keep chip chip chip okay let me restart this industry I you had practice you got to be a mother for a little while and I haven't been a mother I got this there you go baby boy you're gonna do it good job keep up the good work come on huh no no no the baskets I hate you Oh watch this Oh now what we've got here is Shane Alec our patron top he is coming out of the minor leagues uh with with a terrible record behind him of manslaughter ha but not enough about that let's talk about his basketball career now when it comes to throwing poop diapers uh he really gotta you really gotta admire what a man with a cannon on his chest can do unfortunately that's not shame Tom now watch as he goes for the middle one there and one there it has to go above and in the basket no if he hits the side of the basket it doesn't mesh itself through you don't have a waffle diaper situation you just oh wow real puppy get some Oh what is this Oh what is I'm sorry what is this your hands are covered in their feces did you see that no I wasn't looking did you see this oh come on uh-oh uh-oh whoa what do we got here oh oh I made that one to Joe Bereta coming in oh we got a Joe Bereta no we don't we don't know we don't cut anymore man so you're here now you're in cuz we're throwing diapers this prototypers bro you don't know necessarily what it's like to be a father until you play mother simulator are you seeing me just crushed that no I missed the last bit I just gonna annihilate AddThis game score was my boss Joe Bereta witnessed it happened I don't know I'm pretty thanks Joe thanks Joe he said we're okay my nephew soft I'm so sorry did you see how much I crushed that absolutely dominating we'll never know yeah let's see here all right so many time baby one more time damn mother is fun I'm gonna give it a go okay you lucky let's give it let's see ah do bad you know you try this well what is this voice ooh bleep isso okay got a system all right systems all right that's all right that's oh that's too bad no it's part of my system that's has been watched cuz then watch cuz watch okay what's this like watch yes probably that's all right yeah you know I went for all three at the top but well it's about it's cool that you're just going for the middle it's about points I'm sorry did they go four different baskets in basketball no it's just the more different baskets I mean well I guess I wouldn't know you know all right I know I'm know LeBron knocks that sucks I'm no Michael bird I'm no Larry Jordan man oh I'm sorry that's why you're losing that sucks no I don't think I'm doing okay yeah okay Kobe Jay our babies just dead in the crib and we're like oh god there's a baby back there for God can we get him in the basket okay great man I I dared try all right well we got enough time I mean look at how we're doing dude they are the same point value I don't know why you chose to make things because it was more of a challenge it showed more talent hmm you're not you need to do it right that's great okay and it was minus ten points and I'm still gonna win I'm still gonna win just probably get him back 299 wowie well no one's gonna top that wait you're poison now you have to visit the toilet say it say I'm the truest mother not the truest call me your mom threw a baby into it Sophia mama top give us a call wait I'm sorry I could have made this up is it your mom angela bassett who's the bathroom where's the bathroom Oh God Oh No are you gonna just poop everywhere yep yep it's about to be a real poop situation Oh God the goodness Oh what oh I made a stinky man what is this game the Averys applauding all right baby what do you want always the toilet with you I learned from last time I feel I do feel more prepared to be a father now if God forbid lower the cover oh my god all right now see I'm gonna give this whole mom thing and I do know how to go to the bathroom already I have experience with that earlier today oh I didn't have you walk out and someone's outside you say hey mister like I didn't poop right just be like yeah I really missed that one I didn't poop right I really shaved that one I'm not gonna make it I don't know that's 15 seconds okay I I couldn't do that in real life I really shamed this one yeah he did there's gotta be a way to buy time right no I think I just had to probably poop less yeah Rezo tears happy birthday boom pow number 10 didn't poop right again oh it's minus 5 seconds of time that's also the problem people blame shame for that work yeah okay plus 20 cover cover flusche nice oh nice okay I just boom just BAM then this baby and then get it and then go with that then you're good and you got it and you get it so now I'm gonna go ahead and prep this here oh you're gonna prep that's see that's talk about a mother that's seasoned to your mom that's using your mom that's using your mom you're about to poo I know how to budget my poop time Thank You Shane nice plus 21 seconds good job oh we don't let it out you know I wish pooping bought me more time because then I would have all the time in the world hashtag bacon Brown get it Oh get a baby take it enjoy it I hope it's fine okay okay my mom is easy quote me on it is the being a mom is the easiest job in the world again Gani crapped himself ik that's how it works dude that's how you be a good look come on are we good now are you done finally oh my god that was hard dude yeah tents in my shoulder blades oh man it's like I carried it for nine months gonna give me a damn break no do you want to have to get some day yeah I think I would I'd got it I'd have to be with the right like teammate yeah that's the thing marriage really is a team yeah okay do this it's it's the Ice Age what it's literally the Ice Age in this what this is a particular map is how understand I hope water still flows oh how you sliding around yeah I'm slip sliding around oh my god it's like that's Gina mom is so hard oh no my two hungry or do I have to poop more just poop get that out of the way you show his poop before you eat it's true that's lots of room that's what dr. oz always says what did he need oh it was bait it was diaper town I think maybe throwing the diapers into the wastebasket is actually like a thing to get more - oh so as fun as it is to whip it at the window I think that's time doing you know screwed me over yeah come on give me oh no I just want you died piss there we go big old stupid die piss Oh God job Julia I mean good work anyway sorry you be a mom in the ice age is very difficult I also I think this is a VR game which means I would be vomiting and everywhere pretty difficult Hey oh I'm so hungry I'm solid guys go eat what a die those maraschino cherries my man Mariachi cherries did he say you needed a bottle I'm assuming he's gonna need it now Shane I know my robot son you do know your robot son very well what we had time ah ah son of a goose you know what no no no sulking Shane no being said moms don't have time to be frightened mum don't have time to be that ad that keeps going at 110 American seconds let's do this only American seconds all right get that get that now it's diaper town is new diaper town better toss that boom or toss that garbage man I believe I can fly well there's poop everywhere well now my house is pee what's the hardest part about being a mother oh you know eating and crapping all the time just balancing the two take it take it out again you know what why not die oh god you're right I shouldn't drop that there thanks for let me know see that's why marriage is a partnership that looks Energon yet we're definitely poisoning our child Oh oh I was right he definitely needed the bottle thank God again oh come on come on come on come on come on Oh what do you need what do you need are we done please be done I'm gonna have to poop oh we don't have enough time oh this is the worst oh come on come on okay okay one more set you know what Shane this mama needs a break I say you try one time all right I think give me the one go and in the meantime I'm gonna be looking up advice for our advice section all right here we go guys time for daddy to be a mommy what oh crap I need to learn the controls again I okay so it's yeah okay this is what it's like when it you don't need the mug you never need the mug I know I'm accidentally pressing it it's it's just good lattice fire it's left there we go there we go and then I hold it it got here you go no you're good now you're getting the mama thing see this is being a mom is so easy being a mom is the easiest job on the planet for J in quarter mom here we go and hey hey hey you need this you need this take it take it take it from mark Gilbert ho ho hey hey he's gonna be diaper time now okay just rip it off him just get it just don't give him a chance to bite your hand see if you can make it him ah ah it's like when you're trying to hit a water bottle off of things at work you're about to die from hunger it's it's okay I'll go hungrier than you are poop here but I'm gonna poop first hungry than you are peopIe you know what I there's one thing I've never done in my life and that starve to death on the toilet so here we go here we go or five you're missing out fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine flush the toilet yet but we're okay all right Shane I think I've got our advice for today yeah yeah and this one comes to us from Kylie McDonald at Granger danger 0-5 like Hermione Granger and Kylie asks how do I pick a wedgie in public this happens more than I want to admit crab walk crab walk yeah like like a Lindsay Lohan crab wash so if you guys don't know crab walking it's when you're like you lay on your back and you pick yourself up on your like hands and legs and you like walk that way yeah people will be so distracted by the fact that you're crab walking they won't notice that you're just trying to like rustle out the underwear oh crap oh God oh he's less happy than I am yeah um dang it it looks like you picked up a second baby accidentally picking up the baby here you stay right put them in regular bed yeah that's not fine um so my personal technique is to do like lunges like just ah you fail just like do like lunges like walk is far for it as possible well like spreading the legs and just sort of like you just sort of like rustle as you walk yeah another thing to do is just to be honest - just reach on up there yeah just reach on up pull it all out right in front of the date you're probably with and it's better if you are verbally honest first like if people are just like talking in like a group you have to be like guys guys guys everybody laugh I'm so sorry what's up Damian um I've got a little bit of a of a bat in the Belle cave situation what's that mean it's like someone's stuff to Snug you up into a drainage pipe you got to be more specific um I've got a bunch of water my underwear in my moist buttock can you can you explain so there's textiles that I use to keep the pee and poo away from my good old pants but it's just made itself a nice little home in the in the cross that is my gag anch dude whoa TMI TMI is my favorite rapper [Music] bye guys love you on the right you know anything munch all the time

Channel: Smosh Games

Views: 706,358

Keywords: mother, mother!, mother simulator game, mother simulator, mother simulator gameplay, damien and shayne, shayne topp, damien haas, shayne and damien, shayne smosh games, smosh games, damien haas smosh games, damien and shayne have a baby, have a baby, baby game, raising a baby, mother game, mother simulator smosh, smosh, simulator, mother sim

Id: nZecuR30QxU

Length: 24min 16sec (1456 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 18 2018