Dale Jr. Download: Funniest Moments of 2019

the Internet is a marketplace of morons which makes this ironical funniest moments 2019 let's go around the horns kick up the tempo here and have some freaking fun I've got a list beautiful all right you know we had a lot of great funny moments you heard it in intro we have a lot of fun on here yeah funny moments man what are some of the ones that made us laughed the most Mike you got a list of it well I had just you know kind of meandered through some of the video moments that we put together this year and I in the jarred my memory I'd forgotten about all of them okay here's one Dale jr. just out of the blue no warning has anyone among the four of us at one time in their lives their pants and that in right you did a similar and that ended up being a 20-minute conversation Dale jr. you also you know one of the funny moments of this year was you had already told us the story about peeing in Ricky Hendricks closet yeah but when Jimmie Johnson sat here and you brought it up and Jimmy said I didn't know you were gonna bring this up or not but it was clearly in his mind and that was a hilarious moment Ricky Hendrick was having a party at his house I don't know what the occasion was so I won in Fontana and were so far away from all of our friends that we never had a chance to really celebrate hey Rick you said the next race you win you're on the East Coast we're having a party at my house that night okay okay he lived in this gated community down in Charlotte and he text me and was like come over and I was like oh man I don't know half y'all half your buddies and and that's y'all saying and come on come on I'm like all right I'll go and I was by myself and drove over there and man I mean there's cars everywhere in the streets and Ricky had no business living in this beautiful and I watched the furniture and what's your Audi guys running around yeah I walk around out back and there's I don't know fifty seventy five hundred people there maybe I came there's a lot of people you know I recognize some of them I had hung around Ricky before on the lake and stuff and we just hung out and for hours you know just celebrate and talking laughing and we got the wild hair that we should pour everything that was something that would make bubbles anything that make bubbles in the hot tub right but laundry detergent everything anything anything in this show yeah I went through two stories of the house looking for anything that would foam and poured it in the hot tub and so this is where things went south right yes so the hot tubs at the one end of the pool too shallow in and you witch why would you put the hot tub at the shower one I don't know I mean but well I don't know this makes no sense yeah oh you guys are thinking logically on the design of the pool what as you're pouring a soap into the pool no we're thinking of that almost 20 years later inside so there's there's a handful of full of us in the hot tub and man it was hot so I jumped into the pool and douve into the shallow end and hit my head telling you it looked like a cartoon when you see the cartoon character diving in the shallow end and their feet are still sticking up I swear he stopped holy we're still there and I was like this isn't gonna end well yeah and he he stands up I mean I think I hit my head and there's blood just flowing I'm like yeah yeah and it was like a it was like a X like its I hit it flat and it sort of just popped the X right in the center of my head yeah like so it's it was a neck hole and I was embarrassed to death it was like 1 o'clock in the morning and err sure in that in that hour he critique our the party I mean this is it still still chugging along this party yeah and I've done ruin everything right I'm the guy like the guy that causes the fight or the guy somebody throws up in the middle of the room or whatever so here I'm like I got invited out here I'm not even I'm not you know I was lucky enough to get asked to come out there and Here I am done ruined and Jimmy like we got a guy we got a you know HMS has a doctor he's on call I mean he'll he'll meet us and we'll get this fixed and I was like are you sure not a problem whatsoever so Jimmy's gonna break away from the party that they're celebrating him his wind the success and all that and so Jimmy got me to the hospital and we met this guy in this clinic so he unlocks the door and walks us in and he's like always fine you're gonna be fine I'm like okay good I was like you know there's gonna be a big scar no no scar he guy no scar and so I was like man this is great I thought I thought the worst but this is good and and so he lays me down on this table and he puts this little sheet over my head and starts to go to work and Jimmy's over in the corner playing with all the tools so Jimmy like if you can do that when you know that no the doctor is really funny see and guy sewed me up and he's like hey don't go to sleep right away and I was like not a problem I was like we're gonna go back drinkin beer so he went back to the house and I was like he told me not to go to sleep so I guess you got to sit up drink some more beers so we got right back to it that would have been too a good advice on top of the no-sleep he's probably don't go get drunk again right but he left that party left that out yeah I did end up peeing in the closet that night I didn't know if you're gonna go call me oh you remember this I do yeah how do you remember this I was I was passed out on the floor and I heard a commotion and I looked up and Dale was sleepwalking and had the closet door open and thought it was the bathroom yeah he told that you told this story recently you did say you slept Walt yeah I wish I I just oh that's something people say right before they pee in a closet I never had a reason to justify that's my only experience that did it oh no no but I was like he's not going to wait so I woke up standing up peeing this is how it happened I've never slept well in my life as far as I know and when I woke up it was because somebody was saying hey Gail hey you know I woke up and I'm like oh no oh oh yeah oh yeah it was upstairs in this loft of the over the garage and it was empty just carpet room wasn't finished but this is Ricky's house yeah yeah all right but in his claws it wasn't like a spare it went like a guest bedroom closet right of all the closets just make it okay but this is the one to be in that was well good to know that we even when you're sleeping you still know which closet is the best opinion I thought that Joe Gibbs recalling the contract negotiation yes was hysterical and and because you know you don't know if these guys Joe Gibbs got a lot on his plate but what was funny about that and I said well I said if you remember he goes oh yeah I remember it you know and then the fact that Dale jr. basically wouldn't even look at the numbers and didn't even want anyone it to be in pimento cheese talked about peanut a minute cheese right that was hysterical boy you're talking about the pig on jack stands all right smoker I'm kind of same way I got the four Buffalo that people gave to me that are still on my property we've had we've had Longhorn steers that have came through and yeah no longer with us are you do you have any animals oh yeah when you have kit you'll see way to your animal your wife and your daughters they're soon gonna gang up on you you have this farm that you talk about you think you have animals you wait till they start rescuing is what oh yeah yeah they'll start rescuing everything you'll have cats was your wife's always into rescuing no there's not until we have had a child we got a farm got a barn yeah got you got got stalls in the barn gotta fill it got to put these animals in there she got into pigs really oh yeah let me give you a bit of advice do not allow your wife to convince you that we to have pigs how come if you want one Pig have one Pig why I was gone her and my old man thought it was a good idea that he needed a girlfriend oh let me tell you pigs are tough Oh upset I think a litter of nine under thirteen nine or to 13 or something three times a year Jack the pig business very fast very fast well I got out of the pig business very fast I put a stop to that the girlfriend was gone he's out on Jack's dance which is a smoker pit you know what I loved Dave Marcus for so many reasons but when Loretta Lynn interrupted our show oh yeah yeah I see we forget about this and and we said Dave Loretta Lynn the country singer do you know she is yeah well she's parently in the lobby I love her let's get her in here and then the you know I just thought those were some fun moments so that was a little starter list for you cuz uh times that we had that that I thought were pretty fun I always enjoyed some of our ad reads you know that the ad reads for us believe it or not you know like I you know typically our fans probably think you know had read you know it's not part of the show I want to hear the show I want to hear what you guys are gonna talk about but the ad reads our person we make we kind of personalize them which I thinking is I don't dread reading them I look forward to reading them and I look forward to sort of seeing how we're gonna spend whatever it is that we're trying to sell and you know we've learned a lot about these companies that have been supporting our podcast and we've actually you know the I didn't think we were I didn't know that we were gonna be able to try a lot of the products I'm and pretty much everything that we this came through here we've had our hands in and and been able to get our hands on and that makes sad reads even more enjoyable but for me this the ad reads are always a lot of fun trying to mess with Mike it's fun well you never did that yeah Iren Matthews audio files started the show that kick starts show are always usually really hilarious probably all you know every time that he puts one of them together we get a good snicker and all of the John Force interviews yes I mean it was just have we gone this part I know the John Force came in here and it was like it's right unreal right he's talking about pornhub just seeing Elvis yeah you know yeah what was the Elvis Elvis story where we got that clip I've got an Elvis room in my house yeah whole room so I'm a big Elvis fan to my when I was little when I was a little boy and dad was off racing he's still a little boy yeah like my dad would race sometimes I go stay with my his mom I'm Emma and Martha huge Elvis fan and she played Elvis all the time so I became and she had figurines you know the little wine bottles headlights off and all that she had a house full of Elvis stuff and so I became an Elvis fan and I've always had a room in my house that's dedicated to Elvis and so I wanted to know more about your fandom for Elvis and leaving tickets was he had he been had he passed away or you leaving the tickets after he passed away thinking that he's still loved I saw Elvis of a thousand foot at Memphis when I was on fire I crawled out on my hands and knees I thought I was dead yeah and I remember I was praying to God like let me stand let me get up out of this thing I'll go back to church I'll quit I'll finish the Bible that was 40 years ago and I crawled out of there and and and I stood up my TV guy said what did you see but my brain snapped right out of that fear mode just like you guys do and I when I saw Elvis at a thousand-foot they made a book out of it and I never got a penny from that somebody wrote a book I saw Elvis that a thousand feet but you just grow up with people that you love yeah I was never a Beatles fan even though you know I love some of their songs you know Gideon's Bible everything religious I read my hotel room and I'd fill up yeah did you ever see Elvis plague no never did yeah of all the two people I well 3 people I want to meet one day seriously okay I want to meet your daddy again I want to meet Elvis and Jesus yeah okay very good I try to be that list and then do you remember this then interview finally ended we start doing the rest of our show and then he comes barging back in yeah it was a hundred dollar bill on the table for sure what was that for he wanted to go buy stuff in the good the gift store and they wouldn't take his money huh and so he came to put that hundred dollars in here yeah you might know how many times how many times were we in that interview and you to ask him about something he'd be like go off like some tangent then it'd be like wait what was a question oh yeah I loved it when I popped in with something he's like hey this is me until junior but he was that he was a trip man it was like that was ten times what it what I've ever seen I enjoyed when we brought Letarte in here for the yeah Thunder that was a nice little change of pace to bring in someone just for a few moments to do something just a little bullet that's we did a great service to his life yes we did Tony Stewart was hilarious yeah that was one of my favorite meals he's always honest you know playing those Tony Stewart's sound bites with Tony Stewart at the table was fun and getting his reaction to them was hysterical because he still feels very much the way he felt when he was given these you know you know audio gold but the racing definition one will roll that one first is there anything that NASCAR or the IMS can do to create a little bit more passing in these races because since all four that just hasn't really been a lot of passing look up racing in the dictionary and tell me what racing says in the dictionary and then look up passing in the dictionary and tell me what passing is we're racing here so that's all I'm going to say this is racing not if you want to see passing we can we can go out on 465 and we can pass all you want Mike Massaro I think you wrecked at Daytona and this happened which does this affect your chances of winning the 500 I don't know rocket scientists I mean this one was after the second Brickyard win I remember standing next year for this one I thought this was cool all right you win again at the Brickyard Tony can you put this one in comparison to the last one this one's for every one of those fans and the stands that pull for me every week and take all the book we could play these all day long but that Talladega one this is a you know Tony always gave us Mike Arnie he's gonna have a hard experience because this like literally puts him back in therapy yes in the background and he was like keeping that straight face sorry we couldn't crash more cars today we didn't fill the quota for today for Talladega in NASCAR if we haven't crashed at least 50% of the field by the end of the race we need to extend the race till wheelies crash 50% of the cars because it's it's not fair to these fans for them to not see any more wrecks than that and we're tore up cars I mean we we still had over half the cars running at the end and that's it shouldn't be that way I don't think any of the wrecks were an overheating issue that's why I say I don't I mean I think we ought to just take them off solid and run we don't crash half of the field by the end of the race that you need to except they really need to extend it because I mean that's what that's what the fans want they want to see that excitement it would've been a lot more fun if I could have got caught up in one more wreck we could make it a figure-eight it'd be perfect see NASCAR's made the adjustments we crashed all but three cars yesterday the formulas were advice the formulas working that's the best one so far what Tony what angered you at the end of the race what did you take issue in what the hell do you think I was mad about dumb little runs let's clear down to the infield he wants to about everybody else and he's won it drives like a little boy imma bust his ass thanks Tony oh my god you know what that just reminded me of it remind it reminded me of AJ Foyt at Nazareth talking about Jeff and ready it sounds almost it almost sounds to a tee identical to AJ for yet the David Hobbs when he was talking about so in the 1983 Daytona 500 I remember watching that race on TV and they had an in-car camera and Cal's car and Cal wins the race he goes on and drives being runs a great race wins the race and during the entire race you could hear him you could hear us like a guy and they're going on and you could hear it and I remember that I mean we could pull it up on YouTube right freaking now and you'd be able to hear it when they go to the in-car of kale and David Hobbs came in here and told the story of them thinking that they were getting some bad feedback or something there was some sort of short or something in in their audio and that in that in-car camera but it ended up being Cale mimicking the sound of the motor isms driving around the racetrack when we really got serious about it a couple years later we had one in in kales car and these guys and all through practice si we got this funny kind of feedback wake up we know what it is you know we looked at all the wiring and we looked at this and we looked at that and go out again and got it's still there you know it's some sort of feedback the kale where he's everybody's driving mimics changes so he's good he's sitting at a keg and these guys are looking all over the place for some sort of wiring mouths so all the times Kelly so this is this believe is like the 1983 or 84 Daytona 500 yeah and he won the race right then yet and if you listen to the broadcast you can hear it you can hear kale in there I don't think that anybody to this day I mean I don't know that I don't know that I've ever heard that story told publicly like like the owner Europe you're a historian and you just never heard that Cale Yarborough's lot Carole Yarborough mimic the engine entirely causing the producers all kinds of ages his whole career why don't we be on the short tracks what did he do for the breaks right right what do you do for the crashes yeah the the way this show sort of uncovers those secrets yeah and so now think about it now Cale Yarborough was racing in a Daytona 500 he's in 1983 right he's racing through the 60s and 70s into the 80s and he won the Daytona 500 in the and who knows for how long was sitting in the car every race every weekend mimicking the sound of the motor like a kid our television producer Brian will goes back and he gets that footage and he comes back and tells us he's doing it the whole race absolutely when he makes parties he's like yeah you know passing people I mean he's got he he's sitting there doing the sounds as he's making passes and everything that are now we had amazing guests and amazing conversations but maybe one nugget like that would pop up every show where everybody would go what and that I mean freaking that is a crazy thing yeah when that happens in the show and that was the moment for me in in that particular episode with Hobbs I mean he was um he was funny I was I was hoping we were gonna get some of his impressions he does a Jackie Stewart it's pretty freakin amazing that's right but that the fact that kill you are bro I mean he was one of my heroes was inside the car crazy crazy thing about that was that was great all right funny moments guys what else y'all having what is social media told us as well but but you first Leah go ahead well social media obviously John for sport hub that was number one across everything but then Dale jr. pooping on the side of the road which talked about oh yeah boy you're getting locked in juniors basement oh that's right and my favorite the hot dog condiment debate oh yeah I forgot about that one ketchup sold because of his shirt yeah so yeah if I remember correctly he was wearing his hot dog with ketchup shirt on to this huge debate about and that was after the show their shirt to be honest is a hot dog and mustard yeah i v n'j high fiber yeah because they're pals like cuz that's their friends yeah they go together I disagree you disagreeing is that led to the say Pam or saved on vacations annually a party a pop those hot tubs what is a hot hot no high fiving of a bottle of mustard of yellow mustard yeah they're pals any other questions about that like maybe why I didn't know they're high-fiving you did because they're friends hot dog and mustard are very close pals what is this so you put ketchup on your hot dog yeah but not mustard that's crazy it's no calories you know ketchup the zero calories ketchup s calories mustard hot dogs are like best friends absolutely yeah have you ketchup uh-uh I mean I'll put ketchup on there but not without mustard ketchup alone the hot dogs is freaking that's for five-year-olds it's weird yeah this has been a condiment heavy show today by the way between the mayonnaise and the shot conversation I think it needs hot dog needs mustard down one side ketchup down the other chili and then dill relish you everything you ever did a sloth do you like slaw with the chili - I do celery salt a little pinch of celery Saturday where are you getting your hot dogs from steak house or what I mean this is a freaking it's hot dog out of the damn backyard I need a pinch of the sport of chili here but it's beautiful I'd say clearly it's the guy sitting across from you it's Mike Davis because you're Rance I wish like at the beginning the year we thought about having a whole rant thing for you like a whole rant segment but I know we we do things naturally we don't set up things and fake things but we don't even have a pre pro meeting yeah well it'd be cool though if you did throw together like a short YouTube six minutes or something like rantings what but your ran your rant about the internet it's a marketplace of morons was incredible but your stories too like the fact that you came on and talked about your California trip and you told the story of the man in the park with a erection right was one of the most unexpected moments I've ever heard in my life I haven't even told you guys the the craziest part of this trip it wasn't the tire blowing you know and I'm trying to decide how I can even say this but listen we were in San Francisco and we had a friend that took us around that day and I got pictures all right so look so we we take my kids my dogs I got ten and a seven-year-old taken to a park now in San Francisco they don't give a damn all right and there was this guy who was suntan in the park with just like a thong on in a toboggan wait thunking on his head in a white thong in my daughter sees it she's like that man's in his underwear and I'm like eh it's all good whatever he developed an erection first time erections this is so he developed an erection and he developed it how close were you out of this man do you want to see no listen I'm pictures I'm videoing my daughter she cuz she was doing these little things where she's like okay today right now we're in San Francisco we're at the park and stuff and then and she goes and she's talking about this dog that's in the park and she thinks her dogs cute and then I catch this scene here with the guy and I'm like and I start laughing and then Gracie says she goes that man has something sticking out of his underwear I got it on video I want to put it on social but I don't even know what's appropriate yeah that's probably no idea I mean like you know good call can I just tell y'all that just two weeks ago somebody sent me on Twitter a picture of that same man in the same park in heat without an erection oh so he's a director but he is still in that park I mean he's a regular there they sent me a picture of him they're like weird dude your buddy still here old knit hat still getting done stealing so markets Anton yeah st. on the bottom yep if anybody was wondering how he's doing we got still healthy he's still alive well you know one of the funny moments not at the time since you mentioned that it wasn't funny for me at the time but as I look back at it it's pretty hysterical was our fights and debates and and in particular when y'all got me so wound up I thought it was none of y'all's opinions matter but it was that conversation was the one about Menard and person Burton you know it Loudon they got into a little whatever it was and I thought it ended somewhat friendly and then you guys just decided to pile on but it was all on you a lot between the miles per hour and the second thing we basically bully you we all know we bully that's a good word we co her there's not a perfect weekend week over the Internet and Twitter in particular that's all y'all bully me it's not on here yeah you didn't take it to social media and then you get all your minions to pile on me and that's because that's what no I could rant about that well but that but it is I mentioned that as in fun that that was fun and different motorboats the son of man I'm excited about this

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Published: Wed Nov 27 2019