DAILY JUICY MEMES 1000

welcome to the thousandth episode of choosing memes as you might have already guessed this video episode is going to be a little different it will showcase the first meme of each episode after the thumbnail meme which makes this video over two hours long and it will showcase exactly 999 memes this means the first memes in this video will be over three years old and of very old topics maybe today will remind you of some events that happened over the past few years but before we get to the memes i'm gonna tell you a short story and actually before that you may be wondering who even am i some of you saw my face on the live stream i did for 1 million subscribers but for many of you this is the first and maybe the only time i don't know time you see my real face so yeah this is the this is the real face then boys uh behind this channel and even though you don't see me you don't see my face i do work on my mate too me and hunter are not the same person even though a lot of people seem to think that we are but we work as partners for that channel but just you can skip ahead if you don't care for my rambling but like i said i'm going to tell you a short story the story of choosing memes i created this channel over three years ago and it was quite different from what it is now it wasn't even called merenate back then my videos were memes of various topics i still do videos of such as history memes and star wars memes but i wanted to do videos that included memes from all topics and the first episodes of cheesy memes weren't actually named jc williams they're called that now i changed the name after that but i think they were called spicy memes or something like that i don't actually i don't actually remember different different daily which is why the first episode came out over three years ago and not exactly 1 000 days ago but more important more importantly they favorite popular like at all back then my videos would gain about 20 to 30 views the first episode for the longest time had like 50 views now it has over 1.6 million because people have gone back to watch it but it wasn't the case for a long time but in in the winter of 2019 i had one video explode which began my turn scrolls uh i remem i named the channel to mement what it is now and i came up with the name of choosy memes for the series that i want to be in my main series uh in a week my beers grew by 62 000 percent which is uh incredible i i wish i had that kind of fruit now but it's pretty much impossible but despite a rapid quote choosy memes stood as the worst performing videos that i published they still even gained many views and they weren't popular at all but in the summer of 2019 i started making them every day so again i'll rename the series to what it is today daily juicy memes i also came with the series sketch phrase fresh juicy memes every day it wasn't at 7 though so me and previous time it was six and actually i don't even know i don't know why i chose british time i'm not british i've never even been to the united kingdom uh i'm actually from finland but when i when i changed the time to 7 pm for this time it stuck and uh for like 800 episodes or so it has been 7 p.m british term uh in hindsight it was actually a terrible move to move it to 7 pm since 7 pm previous time is not the optimal time at all for the algorithm but how could i change the most iconic thing about my channel now of course i can't but for a long time mr memes and gaming memes and country memes remain the main thing of my channel but slowly daily choosing means crew and true and screw every time more people would come around to watch them and suddenly that that's what my channel was known for and what a journey it has been while i'm still i'm as immature as i was back then the world has changed a lot since 2019 it changed memes i had covered all the events of the past few years through the power of memes it has taught me so much of the world and i hope it has done that for you too in the beginning i could never break even a hundred views with two memes but nowadays choosing this episodes will never pre fail to break 100 000 views and most of the time they get way more than that overall choosing memes episodes alone have get about 300 million views for my channel and tens of millions of unique people have watched them which is multiple times the population of my entire home nation which is incomprehensible almost this has been my job my passion and my life for three years now i'm 21 yeah years old now so i still have a lot of years ahead of me i guess but this is very likely the most impactful the most incredible and the thing i'll be most proud of that i will ever do some people have been wondering if 2000 episode will be the last but let me assure you it will not be i will continue providing you with this episode as long as you guys want to watch them i have a lot of cool things and new projects coming up in the future but i will never appended the fans who are here just for these normal videos and finally some other things i want to tell you on my minecraft server and yes i have a minecraft server you we have so many cool new stuff and so much more exciting things coming up that you should really really check it out the server is very against paid to win and i actually lose like 300 dollars every month just to run it so please don't miss out on the opportunity the ip is played at juicecraft.com you can also find in the description and also if you have not joined my discord yet i very much recommend that you do we have so many cool events and you can also submit memes for my videos nowadays the vast majority of memes on choosing memes have been submitted by you guys on my discord so if you want your memes on the videos you should check the discord and now ladies and gentlemen your fresh juicy memes every day at 7 pm british time fresh juicy memes every day 7 p.m british time therapist it's ok flying tanks aren't real they can't hurt you flying tanks everyone is talking about apex but let us not forget the original battle royale 5 futuristic and terrifying weapons that could change warfare forever bringing out your summer clothes [Music] friend to my crush hey that guy over there likes you me in the distance you should have gone for the head i've got a better idea thanos farts and man me finally cuts ties with someone who's been dragging me down my climbing partner nobody youtube recommendations prussian motto motto likes you churner build technician huh that's weird chernobyl technician five seconds later mom leave the room me close the door please mom leaves the door open me damn this is a good song i doubt anything can ruin this cardi b when you survived your abusive family long enough to have a phone and you install duolingo i have waited a long time for this moment my little green friend britain invents the imperial system us also adopts imperial system britain switches to metric and starts making fun of the us for using inches us hold on this whole operation was your idea god of heat versus god of electricity endgame spoilers people who don't care about the movie me after looking up hot minecraft girls on the school computer i have committed various war crimes and cannot enter heaven as a result when you open your little brother's laptop and find the screen open to minecraft instead of fortnite all right kid you're an avenger now no one jehovah's witnesses downloads leaked detective pikachu movie get two hours of pikachu dancing me i see this as an absolute win when you finally learn the spell to turn memes into spaghetti but the hobbits tell you spaghetti memes died months ago a wizard is never late nor is he early he arrives precisely when he means to when you play gta san andreas again after 10 years and type the cheat code right on first try i'm still worthy minecraft 2009 minecraft 2019 [Music] when you realize that if the world ends in 2050 then there won't be four 20 69 how to stop global warming women stop body shaming women it's disgusting man under six feet women [Music] nobody alcoholist dads at 2am hi kids do you like violence me opens the cage to let the cats out zookeeper when you see your mom laughing at a meme but there are no minions in it impossible nine year olds just print more money well boys we did it poverty is no more my therapist i think you may be suffering from multiple personality disorder my brain impossible when you see a cat and you give him a meow and he meows back me and the boys setting wallpapers for offense ah me and the boys pigs rescued from a fire were later served as sausages to thank the firefighters i saved the pigs to destroy the pigs nobody cards when you win in solitaire when you check the village's chest but all it has is wheat we've got a city to burn when you get a speeding ticket and manage to talk your way into getting death penalty charisma me and the boys on our final hours of being relevant when you're trying to enjoy your birthday meal and you see waiters clapping and walking towards you 48 year old white women they they see an actually good meme how can you read this there's no minions when a six-year-old type do a barrel roll into google and the screen flips all right i've hacked into the mainframe and disabled their algorithms chernobyl a nuclear reactor is fine chernobyl's reactor me asking out a girl the girl me when you're about to turn 100 thanks guys so long partner when your parents last name is reeves but they name you michael instead of kino sad programmer noises virus in my pc watching me install the antivirus [Music] when you single handedly bring down the class average 30 percent [Music] north korea in north korean history books north korea in every other history book i'm the fastest youtuber and i'm willing to put 100 000 on it every track and field youtuber my time has come feminists we are operast left-handed people dave bautista rejects starring in fast and furious movies i'd rather do good films i too am extraordinarily savage nobody wish ads milky way for one dollar literally no one firework cover designs man and the boys at a convention pakistani politician mistakes video game plane for reality praises pilot for narrow escape pakistani politician random gta player no one literally every teenage male got to find a girlfriend because then we can breed how to get into area 51 hey i have a gift for you it's my bath water [Music] nobody wish man 77 deemed too old to be a threat kills again after prison release the parole guy that made the decision [Music] girls when they wake up boys when they wake up [Music] x and y in the alphabet x and y in math society if autocorrect worked will lego chewbacca catch fish i don't need sleep i need answers mothers is hospital after sun turns gay from flu shot you're not just wrong you're stupid heatwave leaves woman with adidas branded on her leg me at the zoo first youtube video has 69 million views and that's that's nice nurse so you have been a coma for 69 days patient nice nurse nice 64 plus 5 shipping stinks 69 and free shipping starts dad doesn't want dog family gets dog anyway dad and the dog my mom walking into my room to tell me that video games can cause mass shootings me you're fired employed boomers when they realize that solitaire counts as a video game are we the mass murderers alinity says the n-word abuses her pets on stream admits to committing numerous crimes shows nude photos to her live audience twitch some guy changes his shirt because he spilled sauce on it twitch now this is an avengers level threat i'm the dumbest man alive i bully the actor on social media because i don't like the character they play in a movie you're clearly dumber [Music] girls when they wake up boys when they wake up okay tiny dude is big now he's big now skype be like you're weak i'm you hey bro can you pass me my glasses yeah sure bro my pen when i drop it [Music] pewdiepie gets married on the 19th of august captain sparklez's revenge's birthday is on the 20th of august stephen carroll stefanson's death is on the 21st of august me tilts my phone by 3 degrees my phone x and y in english x and y in math x and y in biology predators lol humans are so weak they're basically food on legs humans learn how to throw sharp sticks predators mom come pick me up i'm scared jesus gets crucified and buried in a tomb jesus three days later i time ahead out with this device i can now read the mind of my crush matter is just enslaved energy ah yes when you copy from multiple people during the class test and end up getting the highest score thanks facial recognition program mistakes 26 california lawmakers for criminals there are no accidents master rugby when two of my different social groups get together so i don't know which persona to assume me and my friends creating ranks for ourselves on our discord the test isn't that confusing the test [Music] no one anything far away on a hot day [Music] the best part about a woman is a soul guy with foot fetish correct gamers in the 90s wow everything in this game looks so real the game me running out of area 51 with windows 9 when you play video games at 2 a.m with asians you the asians the enemy team the mexican kid with a mic miss monopoly we are the first game where women have the advantage chess when your custom-made character appears in a cut scene the aliens at area 51 when they see that only the female aliens are being saved 9 so obsessed with gaming he plays for 6 hours a day are you kidding me that's insultingly low when thomas is getting all the spotlight and you're stuck in the sidelines james didn't like that at all i cut the wires of regular apple earbuds and wore them at school the school confiscated them when i went to get them back i took somebody else's real airports starks i want to refresh i climb into the pool god removes the ladder [Music] we want to give you a check for twenty thousand dollars whole internet that naruto runner here a month ago i came here and i was practicing my naruto running he was the chosen one friend you can't just post a picture of batteries and expect people to understand it me [Music] me hits my elbow on desk my entire nervous system me leaving the vatican knowing how to walk over water when you try to tell a story but everyone stops listening and talks over you when you're gp's just as upset as you are about the weather teacher no eating in class kids in the back when you visit your high school after starting college me types anything suicide related google stop it get some help bing kill yourself me not knowing how to do something 14 year old kid on youtube with an 8-bit mic explaining exactly how to do it with ease white men can't understand what it's like to be under attack nice earmuffs potter did your mum make them for you enters into a wrong class teacher and students avast has a remind me next century option avast is a man of focus commitment sheer will girl on halloween dress is a animal boys on halloween when you are playing rock paper scissors with your mirror at midnight and you win seven-year-old me at a zoo the animals my school disabled the no internet dinosaur game you truly are the lowest scum in history me and my dad accidentally running into my friend and his dad the group of three girls who needed a fourth partner me because i have no friends sword fight after man rob shop with sword but shopkeeper pulls out huge scimitar ain't no one going to tango with durango when you're cutting paper and the scissors start gliding teacher flip to page 276 me opens book randomly to the exact page could i be the green ninja bots in shooter games bots in fighting games when you introduce your anti-social friends to each other something's wrong they are communicating what are the mario bros views on the google bing meme mario says it's just a reskin of this format one thing is reasonable while the other is unexpected luigi says originality is a lie bing wants you to die when korean exchange students add you to their league of legends team when you're browsing non-minion memes and your mom asks to see what's so funny you wouldn't get it my dad can you stop screaming it's just a video game also my dad during football games me looking at my meme three hours later realizing a spelling mistake nobody youtube recommendations hey can you guys watch my glass of milk for me please i have to go to the store the world before columbus invented america when you spent so much time editing the mike wazowski meme that's booktober memes already died by the time you finish it made in china in the 1700s made in china today me waiting for my mom to finish wrestling with the mailman so i can tell her i drank the apple juice i found under the sink did you know joe lives on a mountain what's a mountain mountain mama it's basically the next step in evolution me i'm going out with a friend later is that okay mom sure what's his name me emily mom me getting an a plus on a blood test i didn't study for youtube your channel has been suspended for violating the terms of service me why youtube yes me decides to wear a red t-shirt on my trip in spain the ball loose in the streets one hour install 60 minute install when the boomer insults you so you start respecting his wife the future is now boomer me wow this app is fantastic app take a moment to rate us me no my 2019 self my 2009 self the future hasn't been kind to you has it jesus my problems [Music] actors playing a 14 year old in a high school show [Music] tom how do you keep becoming a new meme template every month tom 14 year old girl billy eilish's songs are so sad me they aren't though girl i bet you haven't even experienced sadness in your life me oogway sacrifices himself for the soul stone me i'm gonna light a mom so just act cool my little bro sure me lies to mom my little bro boomers when they are unable to find the space bar on a keyboard boomers when a zoomer is unable to tell the time former sundial [Music] cheetah sees photographer napping under a tree and decides to join in everyone like that when 2025 is less than six years away and the world looks nothing like black ops 2 internet this sonic design sucks filmmakers changes it internet did you just understand me when the game has a black loading screen and i see my reflection in the monitor when you make the username your name and it says username taken the day i lost my identity after you defeat all the other boomers you have to face him motorcycle was invented in 1885 people in 1884 [Music] when you're playing rock paper scissors with the guy in the mirror at midnight and you lose chuckles i'm in danger nobody the dude in the math problem men who didn't know it existed international men's day me when i smell a random scent that takes me back to my childhood for a brief moment when tom realizes that he has finished all of his nine lives [Music] hello this is dog next generation kids won't even know what a wee was memes at the beginning of the decade memes at the end what teenagers think depression looks like what real depression looks like bird doesn't care about being eaten when your ancestry.com test says you're 50 australian carnivores i only eat meat herbivores i only eat plants omnivores food is food not a single person considered sal to be the meme of the decade making him tonight's biggest loser when you're 15 and get addicted to sucking nicotine through usb sticks welcome to downtown coolsville 18 year old boy doesn't get into college recruiter at the mall you'll be a soldier the school bully who called my mom gay me my dad my other dad me realizing i could have lived in any era of human history and i just so happen to live in the same era as memes girls checking out guys guys checking out girls when you just finish a super hard boss and its health bar changes colors level 50 enemy level 13 me who accidentally triggered a fight honey tell me what's wrong baby yoda's first word probably came after his second word people sharing their yearly most listened songs on spotify me and my illegally downloaded music library and why do you believe you deserve to be the meme of the decade harold it's a role given to me by the internet people celebrating new year in 2020 celebrating new year in 2021 seven-year-old me dad can you help me make a gingerbread house for school my dad sure i can help it won't be fancy or anything our gingerbread house woman in peter commercial stop over feeding your cat also woman in peter commercial moms when they say gratias to the japanese waiter i'm fluent in over six million forms of communication the dance floor usually the dance floor when cha cha's light comes on sorry for your loss my condolences f elon musk i'm not that rich also elon musk when your gaming friend who was offline for seven years comes back online i'm punk so i must rebel i'm asian so i must like maths i dye my hair crazy colors so i must be looking for attention i'm the fourth panel so i must be a meme finishing a game with a higher kill count than your whole team combined oh my back norma's baby yoda should be meme of the dead mom you never wear the clothes i buy you the clothes [Music] producers of cats medieval painters not knowing what a cat looks like nobody the history channel at midnight sims when their wife died but you tell him to do the dishes i do as the crystal guides any anime guy with a sword opens it then closes it annie may villain you are a saucy boy what you egg he stabs him nine-year-old me explaining my foolproof plan to catch santa claus this year my dad my mom this movie is based on a true story also movie [Music] when your little brother says he can say the alphabet faster than you so you say the alphabet nice try kid but i sell the tricks i don't buy em when caps lock is on and you press shift for the first letter [Music] when you are the only guy supporting herald for meme of the decade when you've gotten so used to the meme that the original picture looks weirder me when i yell green during cahoot knowing the answer is actually blue and i fool 13 people titanic sinks lobsters in the kitchen [Music] 2050 is as far away as 1990 softly don't can i speak to the manager of iran [Music] my mom my pillow my ds at 3am when american gamers meet iranian gamers and realize it's their leaders who suck and not them spacex seeks to provide worldwide wi-fi from space literally everyone that was very cash money of you when you eat 67 chicken nuggets and 14 orders of french fries but skip the milkshake because it's unhealthy fitness is my passion nobody is born cool except of course girls that understand dude is a gender-neutral term when you check google during an argument and you are correct teachers when you use wikipedia as a source teachers when you use a source that was last updated in 1993 and can't be accessed by most browsers how the clothes look on the mannaquin how they look when i try them on having the tv volume as an odd number having the volume as an even number having the tv volume as a multiple of five when the teacher walks by my desk and sees my test answers pathetic when your teacher puts a d in your gradebook so you put it in his daughter you just got vectored kid calls his mom mom i'm cooking kid just pause it mom you dare use my own spells against me potter when the meme is tank but it's way too close to home laughs my mom when i watch tv for 10 hours my mom when i play computer games for five minutes skip to the end click replay and it drops all the ads not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed pg-13 movie is allowed one f-bomb samuel l jackson it belongs to me football player cracks rib cage in half cheerleaders news the mystery chinese virus spreads through human interaction gamers i will not fight you father i wouldn't want to fight me neither gordon ramsay's nine-month-old son has already started swearing gordon ramsay i raise that boy father sells ultra rare yugioh collection worth twenty thousand dollars for daughter's education [Music] how i think i look when talking to girls how i really look nobody gaming laptops after 15 minutes on battery i'm once again asking for your electrical support local grass type pokemon gym leader wins bigot pointless awards ceremony face swapped a cat and a husky and made a cursed image [Music] reading 10 000 digits of pie but every time there's a 69 i drink beyond infinity space ranger mufasa watching simba eat worms and maggots while his kingdom is decaying teacher you may choose the topic for your essay me aerodynamics of a cow [Music] the stone demands a sacrifice [Music] disney gave us memories dreamworks gave us memes [Music] uh oh alcohol won't affect my child her child download moram eighth graders seventh graders thinking sixth graders are annoying eighth graders i once photoshopped waldo out of a where's waldo pick and sent it to my friends some men just want to watch the world burn world's smallest mcdonald's is now open and it's four b's thick b intensifies japanese artist turns tom and jerry's most unfortunate moments into sculptures i'll take your entire stock when you click on a link and see youtube opening how women take pics how men take pics people who don't run after turning off the lights satan wiking phoenix and heath ledger both get oscars as joker judd lito client requirements client budget media saying that video games can make people violent me restarting a game because i accidentally picked the rude dialogue making the character sad when you say hi to a girl and she doesn't call the police plus 10 ladies man mission past respect gained gangnam style society in 2012. name a more iconic duo i'll wait me and my kidnapper seeing each other at a restaurant after i escaped without him knowing cat is obese dying and can't move humans haha chunky boy my dad reading the autism brochure that my doctor gave him me explaining to my dad why cheese is so expensive when the oldest person in your friend group finally gets their driver's license when you find a different screenshot from the same scene is this a new meme format youtube unbanned the lo-fi channel the return of the queen first graders an insult you're not invited to my birthday party memers why aren't you using the joker you wouldn't get it meme template me regular folks don't understand it god after giving bees absolutely amazing knees large brain size poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids very poor choice of words boys pockets girls pockets will you press the button unlimited money but you need to spend half of it on charity are you delusional do you suffer from a mental illness italians same pastor with a different shape italians when you run into one of the boys in public coronavirus arrives in africa ebola what is this a crossover episode nobody the history channel at 3 am waiter kids under 8 free dad what a coincidence my son is turning eight tomorrow me actually i'm 60 dad aunt everyone is unique and rare her four sons fire when it sees a fire exit bro i'm out of here football player gets body slammed to the ground and breaks several ribs the cheerleaders my mother me random girl i've mentioned once me and the boys with the coronavirus [Music] eminem drop surprise album he beats his own word per minutes record and feature juice world on godzilla he dropped music video for godzilla it's full of meme templates russia passes bill that allows putin to stay in power past 2024. this just seems like dictatorship with extra steps chinese doctors we've discovered a deadly virus maybe we should warn the public chinese authorities [Music] 2020 every two minutes this isn't even my final form god prefers kind atheists over hateful christians you are a good church thank you coronavirus austria bans all gatherings of more than five people families of six hi sorry i don't talk to ugly people but i do martyrdom drop a live grenade when killed k-pop album covers be like waking up to an earthquake this morning like that's another one for apocalypse bingo government work from home archaeologists a burglar breaks into your home panic he can't take anything because that's illegal calm don't worry the coronavirus only kills the elderly damn i kinda prefer my family not dying how old is 2020 three months how long do years live one year germany banks gathering of more than two people german parents with one kid so when the time comes the boy must die yes yes he must die restaurant cashier gets the order on introverts not exactly what i had in mind but this will do when april 1st rolls around and the boss health bar appears don't forget to wash your hands leaked april gameplay trailer rapper dad was never around their dad who worked 12-hour shifts to feed them newest shortage in new york the city is running out of dogs to adopt you are a good city thank you home is where you trust the toilet seat maybe it should be a proverb january welcome to the gang kit we've got february march and april what did april do we don't know guy builds an adorably tiny picnic table for squirrels in his yard i really couldn't be happier when lockdown ends people finally coming out of quarantine pigeons who thought we were extinct sweet dreams people with diabetes [Music] when someone says the title of the movie in the movie [Music] scientists successfully recreate tyrannosaurus rex embryo from chicken dna april no when you were hiking as a kid and you found a stick all 11 coronavirus patients in greenland have recovered making it the only country with no active cases plague incorporated players hey i've seen this one [Music] due to reduced pollution you can now see the curve of the earth [Music] man tells wifey was joking when he proposed 20 years ago pranked florida man stops street fight by running everyone over why can't you just be normal screams why i turn on the tv to watch to use it as background noise so i feel less lonely while i'm on the internet my parents buys me a gaming console me plays games on the console my parents robin hood robs me because i'm rich me hey since you robbed me i'm poor now give me some money robin hood when your family is broke af and needs you to work when your grandson finds a golden ticket to a chocolate factory you are a hero whoa essential workers this is worthless chief why'd you mark me absent i never see you for stealth training class but chief i'm always there when someone changes the tv volume to an odd number that's not a multiple of five the world is ending food delivery workers krusty krab pizza is a pizza for you and me you can't just post a random photo you found on the internet and expect people to get it the photo laughing at a meme before [Music] laughing at a meme now [Music] 1989 it's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with pcs in 30 years 1 000 t-rex vs 80 000 chickens ultimate epic battle simulator england's oldest man says key to reaching 111 is avoiding dying sigh he has such a way with words the virus sucks i wanted zombies god who was planning to send zombies on june well now i'm not doing it what kim jong-un saw before the sedatives kicked him [Music] why i'm single google wants to open front camera that's a lot of damage the uk the uk and american movies spending two hours on a project for online school me spending 18 hours on building a house in minecraft also me it is time to go was i a good boy no this new umbrella creates a force field of air to protect you from the rain the person next to them when you're playing hide and seek and you pretend not to see your best friend so you can find the kid you both don't like me staring into the corner of my room at night pretending i can see a ghost the ghost wondering how i see it humans elephants are scared of mice don't they realize how much bigger they are also humans when they see a bug [Music] when you're helping your kid with their history homework in 2040 and you see a meme you made in their textbook man arrested in oregon for swinging lightsaber at cops deflects tasers florida man soon i will have a new apprentice one far younger and more powerful netflix come closer i need i need you to stop recommending the same movers in every category my kid says he is depressed i already took his phone away is there anything else i can do to get him out of this face it's funny how dumb you are air vibrates in a pattern humans normal people named karen you don't know what it's like normal people named kyle neither do you family look who's up early me pulling an all-nighter [Music] friends you can't just put an image of a tyre and expect people to understand me observe iron man rich billionaire with a powerful suit thor god of lightning and man okay so basically i'm very small small streamers when they get three viewers large streamers when someone donates their life savings a degree in art is useless me as an art major boys after playing together for two hours straight without even knowing each other's name [Music] when you realize that 720p is no longer marked hd on youtube [Music] flat earthers evidence scientists time 915 wall clock me throws away ugly drawing everyone else at the museum literally making my first move the chess bot that's exactly how you lose a chess me and the boys when teacher tells us to put the webcam on 1820 plague 1920 plague 2020 oh boy new deck but he came back this a tower nowadays after not having any tourists trying to hold it i made a dark mode friendly meme oh boy what is it about dark mode pawns normally pawns when they reach the end of the board maybe if i work hard give all of my food to the colony sleep only eight minutes a day surely the queen will notice me look at my head if those kids could see they'd be very upset normies what is so dank about obama obama in his 30s [Music] seven-year-old me tries to generate free clash of clans gems freegems.ex release the virus me leaving the lobby after voting for the worst map in the entire game [Music] woman in medieval ages wanna see a magic trick everyone you know the rules it's time to die gamers video games don't make people violent epic store releases gta for free usa after a week when 2020 jumps from the walking dead to the purge in a matter of days what is this a crossover episode of course i'm not a robot read this for me please [Music] gen z people when they realize there's no letter after z we're in the end game now hey printer i got a question yes could you print out trash people who are mean to the nice teacher you finally finish the game you've been playing for months a sad version of its theme plays it says thank you in the end game credits if we post this black cube on instagram we could end racism six times faster my friend struggling while playing uno me who didn't actually shuffle the deck you get free time to play video games you come across your old favorite game it doesn't have a 60 gigabyte update to install your friend who has been offline for years comes online teacher the class average was 53 percent me with a 55 the nerd with a 97 [Music] sony at the end of their conference the price of the ps5 ease i love you i have a boyfriend you are so beautiful you deserve two boyfriend i already have three and i won't cheat on them professionals have standards rich friend i hate my gaming chair it squeaks so much my gaming chair console community freaking out because the new ps5 will cost 500 plus dollars pc users who spent that amount just for a graphics card 14 year old student builds an atomic bomb as a science project that boy who got arrested for making a clock that his school thought was a bomb the final boss when you fight him when you unlock him as a playable character the only gamer who would be alive when rockstar finally releases gta 6 9 years old me trying to cross the road me crossing the road today come on come on i want you do it i want you to do it come on hit me pro gamers when their fps drops below 140 me with 26 fps in minecraft society if people donated to wikipedia instead of twitch thoughts eight-year-old me watching my mom drive past mcdonald's because i was too scared to ask [Music] me peacefully trying to sleep some random dude with motorbike at 3 am i'm speed me i can't understand the video maybe the subtitles will help me youtube auto-generated captions no no i know bigger hello me do you want fries girlfriend no me gets fries for myself girlfriend our fries atheists when bob ross says god bless i'll allow it any creature dies flies [Music] if you ever feel useless just think about flash's bike [Music] in 2012 a woman took part in the search for a missing tourist in iceland only to realize hours later that she was the missing person ha i wonder who that's for me on my way to return the lego set i put in the cart [Music] the reason why smart people don't see wellies because they lower their graphics to max their fps intellect i love honey but you know what i don't love dinkleberg teacher everyone get in group of three my friends me when your homie says good night and you see him in another game i'm glad i grew up with this not this i have magical hair i have ice magic i have a five-digit body count six-year-old me tries writing with a pen instead of a pencil the teacher you are not ready you are too weak first grader singing rain rain go away the shaman who spent two hours summoning the rain me falling in love with a girl got using her to hurt me for character development procrastinators most of the time procrastinators 30 minutes before an assignment is due are you winning son always have been that when they say we're wolf but not how wolf sad wolf noises virus enters my body vitamin gummy bears i ate in 2009 [Music] the tree i punched when i spawned for the first time in minecraft watching me beating the ender dragon be like i raise that boy spring break or something i don't know i'm not american bel delphine or something i don't know i'm not a simp wait the earth it's all ohio always has been when mute is too quiet but one is too loud no global warming i don't want to become a hot dog global warming [Music] i work at nasa as a janitor find a nice girl she is starting to like you she turns into the moon steal the moon i'm so angry i made a sign my arms are tired protest [Music] buys groceries for two weeks first meal last cantus 747 flight draws iconic kangaroo in the sky on its final journey from australia this little maneuver is gonna gain us one kangaroo how it feels when your friends leave you behind when you tie your shoes leg hair moves ever so slightly my brain finally after all these years i have them all firefox water fox air fox earth fox finally poor station my parents hairstyles are ridiculous nowadays my parents in the 80s you're halfway up the stairs and your mom yells at you to put the dishes away you guys always act like you're better than me we know youtubers when they start a minecraft survival world also them on the second day after they do some off-camera mining me in church with my family my fbi agent who knows there's no way i'm going to heaven nobody cats us education system in the media 10 percent of all american adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows platypuses lay eggs and produce milk which makes them a portable source of omelettes the cashier at mcdonald's your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed when you see a five-year-old with their own smartphone when they ask how did you become a coder i just keep googling stuff and it keeps working whoever stole the purple marker please return it no the whole class does anyone else lowkey want one of these guacamole hats from despicable me [Music] are you sure 2021 will get better as sure as the sun will rise when you die but then you remember that you are a buddhist round two a tv show has predicted your death tomorrow so it's just a tv show it's the simpsons [Music] i'm sick of crying tired of trying yeah i'm smiling but inside i'm sushi chef from monsters incorporated so you're just going post pics of random people and assume everyone will get the joke yes love is strong but the engine is stronger vampire hunters takes out a cross atheist vampire from the creators of please do not the cat do not animals the finale of the trilogy it is forbidden to dog when you stop paying attention in class for 10 seconds and now they are learning quantum physics [Music] hey perfectionists this is an 89 degrees angle have a good day perfectionists realizing that it is a perfect 89 degrees angle i'll allow it it is time to go so are you gonna say anything was i a good browser oh boy dad please stop you never make good jokes i made you my point still stands you may have outsmarted me but i outsmarted your outsmarting nothing vibing in the pre-universe nothingness random point of energy kaboom me when someone asks me about my computer specs it seems to run on some form of electricity netflix and chill hulu with cthulhu me who doesn't watch news learning what's happening in the world through memes wait that actually happened teacher if you don't get good marks you will end up like our school's janitor mr bob who works all day to keep the school clean [Music] shampoo bottles when they fall in the shower soap when it falls in the shower making a separate kid platform forcing everyone on your original platform to be kids friendly youtube human why do you guys transform transformers to blend in with your world and stay hidden the things they transform into [Music] the flash exploring the multiverse doctor strange exploring the multiverse spider-man exploring the multiverse britain farewell my friends the eu this may take a while the smell of vanilla the taste of vanilla extract please look at this puppy don't mind if i do millennials after getting through three major economic crisis and a few dozen catastrophic events all before hitting 35 [Music] therapist your dreams have deeper meaning also my dreams oh no oh mama i forgot to water my baguettes hydrate us ryan series x console will cost you 599 according to pringles do you trust me with every cell of my body me nervously clicking my pen during the test that one guy in the class who knows morse trying to understand why i want to invade cuba [Music] a couple kids just dug this deep hole at the beach and it just keeps attracting a ton of other boys is this the hole yes for those asking why milan speaks in english were you expecting lion king to meow in the entire movie when you realize you can use your actual birth dates to register on websites when you can't find a trash can so you put the candy wrapper in your pocket instead of littering my mommy raised a gentleman multi-millionaires that kid that brings 50 on the field trip when you were only supposed to bring ten i want to buy these five acres of land that would be one million dollars i peed here so this territory is mine okay when you convince everyone blue is the imposter but you end up being wrong [Music] human is born parents he owes me what you call a life debt nobody is born cool except of course the people who created wikipedia and decided everyone will be able to access it for free [Music] all of you get out accept you you stay when the hero is about to fall off a cliff his friend who disappeared at the beginning of the movie teacher if you don't want to pay attention i'll honestly end this class right now the students you will cats i see on the internet cats i have at my home you're so nice i wish i could find a guy like you i'm a guy like me lol yeah but you're ugly see how the heart is all nice and chopped up going back to school be like there is one infected among us me cleaning my closet you're alive my nintendo ds still at 40 battery after six years i'm alive if i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive girls would find me attractive who are you who are so wise in the ways of women do you love me sob the fan wanted to say yes but it was only capable of horizontal oscillation what are the mario bros views on the chinese government mario says it's the best in the world luigi says i completely agree with mario my muscle memory after i rearrange the apps on my phone but why why would you do that swear jar saying edge to things that only slightly hurt jar me finally catches up with all my bills my car human beings being able to use ocean water to solve all the water shortage problems in the world salt [Music] ps5 will have 4k graphics me using the same tv since 2012. my first breath breathing addiction what my parents saw what i saw my friend talking about his pc specs me i like your funny words magic man hey do you have anxiety prime amazon yeah i got both [Music] school lava is called magna when underground me wanting to know how to pay taxes walter after he gets released from jail and finds out that you played a big role in finding him how do you stop global warming google less pollution bing oh we simply drop a giant ice cube into the ocean every now and then nine-year-old me when i managed to solve the mystery before a group of four teens and their dog does don't ever use the word smart with me the manager will decide your fate i'm the manager seven-year-old me takes a bath my spider manta too it's been an honor serving with you my level 1000 friend giving me the things he doesn't use me who just started playing the game america has found a way to deep fry water got scientists i wish i didn't exist poof granted nothing changed look again usa president in the last 67 years russian leaders since 1952 monarchs of great britain in the last 67 years pov you just told your parents that you will drop out of college and be a full-time meme lord [Music] therapist anime putin is not real he can't hurt you annie may putin just do your very best men in the 1600s women who could do math when you don't let the pizza rolls cool down [Music] i have only one way to be plugged in only one i have two you guys have a direction you guys have to be plugged in your underwear watching you by the next gen consoles brand new tv and 70 games guys my friend is telling me who is the impostor so please vote me out professionals have standards nasa when an asteroid narrowly misses the earth by 545 million miles [Music] batman when he needs a new robin because the old one died casually approached child welcome to adulthood you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store now [Music] me cracks a joke popular kid repeats it my crush oh my god you're so funny popular kid he cracked it me nobody among us players faking tasks when you meet out your owner and it gives you food instead of the nuclear launch codes can you stop playing trailers for five minutes the whole class oh you should have that weird mustache off that one kid no i don't think i will halloween is on a saturday first full moon since 2001 first blue moon since 1944 is an extra hour long because of daylight savings there's a global pandemic when you go downstairs and try to have an adult conversation with your dad's friends how do you do fellow adults shoplifters when they see a shop oria built to dooms dave alton norway to preserve cookies for future generations give me the coordinates aurea me look what i can do does nothing grandma and grandpa [Music] when they tell you look just like your mother [Music] trump and biden fighting over nevada nevada too afraid to tell them that kanye actually won how much longer will the count take i don't know three or four three or four what days weeks months maybe five five what warner bros fire you the entire internet hates them now farmers stand in silence at auction so a young man can buy back his family farm house the bank tape when it sticks to a random surface tape when it sticks to itself youtuber who makes kid-friendly videos and doesn't swear their old videos from five years ago alaska trump after the election has already been called three electoral votes in 2007 rockstar games allowed fans to call a number and rant about what they thought was wrong with america the best calls were featured on a radio station in grand theft auto 4 the fan hearing his own voice on the radio while playing gta they love me naming a viking game valhalla naming it ragnarok game developers you've been poisoned by invest when it's december 31st and godzilla's health bar appears on the sky 12 year old me setting a username 18 year old me logging in unable to change the name in 2001 kenny waters a man who was wrongly imprisoned for 18 years for murder was finally freed after his high school dropout sister went to law school to prove his innocence fine i'll do it myself this robot planter follows the sunlight and throws tantrums if you don't water it my robot in 10 days [Music] me actually playing the video game my little brother with the unconnected remote how biblical angels are portrayed how biblically appropriate angels look like new zealand is actually part of a much bigger sunken landmass old zealand secret level unlocked how i imagined myself in an apocalypse versus reality my mom coming home late and angry my dad coming home tired and hungry me at home remembering that i forgot to take out the chicken from the freezer gaming laptop owners be like at least it's portable me trying to enter the mirror dimension my reflection stopping me from entering the mirror dimension kids on thanksgiving pretending their sparkling apple cider is wine i finally got the new xbox so you're playing new games i'm playing old games faster no one americans in japanese video games [Music] mom obsessed with the idea of having a grandchild me knowing damn well the bloodline dies with me front of the christmas tree back of the christmas tree me dad can i get an m rated game my dad a pastor no me you kill demons my dad i'll allow it me trying to sleep memories of every stupid comment i've ever made me can i get at least one win this year 2020 you listen to 419 genres this year including 68 new ones the line at the store the amount of checkout lanes the amount of cash is actually working [Music] everyone's so worried about getting playstation 5 they forgot about playstation 5. greek person i hate hates he killed my best friend hates trying to explain he's the god of the dead not death i do not control the die you laughed at 69 you laughed at 420 now brace yourself for negative eight eight years old me when i had to finish my vegetables for africa first guy to eat a poisonous barry dies the guy who was with him me my mom who said she was going to delete all my games she just deleted the icons on my desktop parents we want grandkids me best i can do is a dog me getting off my computer good night fbi agent the nsa agent being called the fbi agent for 10 years a lego brick can withstand 950 pounds of force before breaking lego yo mama when you're playing games to procrastinate but you're too stressed to enjoy them empty wrapping paper tube exists everyone this is a good sword me pulls up worn out socks my toe bonjour pandemic starts everyone who knows school introverts this house is so full of people it makes me sick if you are 70 years old you live 10 years of sunday sir this is a mcdonald's go to wendy's and tell them my single parent dad explaining why there are no presents this year me not caring because all i want is to spend christmas with him algae which produce 60 of oxygen trees getting all the credit me trying to see saturn and jupiter together for the first time in 800 years clouds end world hunger end world poverty reset my life while keeping my memory [Music] when petsmart has a sale on reptile foods [Music] everyone 2021 is not going to be as bad as 2020 2021 january second monitor what is my purpose you're only used for discord oh my god me my boss who's thinking outside the box now linda uncle ben when a new spider-man movie comes out bonjour uncle ben 20 minutes into the movie a dies no one michael jackson next race what might i see what my phone sees guys 2021 isn't just magically going to be better january 1st 2021 harambee it cannot be you foul i'm harambe the white and i come back to you now at the turn of the tide my dear did you like the fireworks a seem better 13 13.7 billion years ago wow a celebrity's 100 000 watch my 40 watch telling me the same time gasoline is a fossil fuel which come from decomposed animals vegans cannot drive 16 and 17 year olds should not have their paychecks taxed because they can't vote taxation without representation me saying an inheritance is just your relatives dropping loot when they die the estate lawyer the flavor of the food the flavor when you burp the rest of the day when the guy upstairs ate taco bell i wish all people who grew up with both vhs tapes and dvds are very pleasant evening [Music] teacher i need some strong boys to help me carrying these chairs me trying to impress the girls me crying in fear my dad stop being a baby it's more scared of you than you are of it the giant spider on my wall i'll kill you funny how the british conquered so much looking for spices but then refused to use them the skull how aliens would reconstruct the animal the animal ambulance here ambulance ambulance here krankenwagen mario when he finds out donald trump has been impeached twice now i i have have a headache a headache i have a headache you have 15 different types of cancer boomers don't stare it's rude also boomers when they see someone with a turban save business cards of people you don't like if you ever hit a parked car write sorry on the back and leave it on the windshield annie make characters far away annie may characters close up spongebob characters close up everyone else in my family eating breakfast me stumbling downstairs wondering what century it is me living at my parents house this is unbearable me in my own place this is fine flour is good but it can be better [Music] local man left paralyzed after eating 386 pieces of garlic bread local man paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets brave soldiers learning human limits when the teacher assigns you in groups of threes the fourth friend i walk a lonely road leonardo dicaprio seeing all the memes with bernie instead of leonardo dicaprio as a kid you want to be like spongebob but when you're an adult you think you've become squidward but in reality you're probably this guy now companies that offer free trials companies that offer a free trial without asking for a credit card the cheese i spilled in the bottom of my oven watching me bake more stuff instead of cleaning it out when you try to take a selfie in a vietnamese forest 13 faces detected billionaires invest and you can make millions people invest and make millions billionaires godzilla is literally a god shoots fire has regeneration and is an apex predator king kong okay so basically i'm monkey woman realizes she's been washing her hands with a block of cheese for weeks let me guess wisconsin me watching tv and playing video games for 10 hours straight me after one hour of online school football players fighting and things are serious what i'm imagining in my head ancient greek doctor knocking out a patient for surgery ancient egyptian knowing you can just use herbs according to my parents logic my eyes when i play games for two hours my eyes when i look at online classes for seven hours straight me excuse me can i ask you a question home depot employees usa finally has no protests and riots for a week russia okay my turn 15 year olds when you're 10 15 year olds when you're 15 15 year olds when you're 20 the weekend the weekday book exists new york times wouldn't that make you best seller newborn lion baby cubs mom come pick me up i'm scared newborn baby turtles to valhalla accidentally types 2012 instead of 2021. [Music] nobody literally no one lo-fi indie album covers guys pcs guys wardrobe gravity falls a well-written kids show with an excellent cast of characters and story potential to last countless seasons two seasons me after five minutes of studying i'm gonna take a break lo-fi hip-hop girl pathetic my mom me and my brother who forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer i went back in time and saved harambe now let's go back and prevent the pandemic what pandemic seven year old me misbehaving school if you keep on misbehaving we'll send you home you will studies show that girls use clothing to stand out to someone they're attracted to girls around me big dogs hello humans do you wanna pet me small dogs don't touch me ree five-year-old me are babies created by kissing my parents it's an oversimplification of events but yes millennials boomer humor reigned funny also millennials [Music] what the firefox logo could have been if minimalism didn't exist my pet is vegan i own a horse [Music] everyone devastated by daft punk's breakup me daft punk haven't released an album for over eight years smile do you want to know how i got these scars a girl complimenting me me wondering who cold dared her to say that these are your best years you're young and full of energy me after lunch millennials waiting for the housing market to crash so they can buy their first home [Music] what you see what your phone sees my dog went talking to him normally the second i ask what's in his mouth teacher you may choose the topic for your essay me how cloney nelson mandler could bring back bionicle mexico in real life mexico according to hollywood mom we are cleaning the whole house tomorrow 14 year old me students of third world countries as soon as they finish high school i go to america me googling all same as symptoms all the links being purple normal people legends rock paper scissors players waiting for the next update everyone british humor is classy and sophisticated british humor french girlfriend treat me like a queen me a history nerd shame when the it people show up but your computer starts to work again dude you are embarrassing me in front of the wizards harry is adjusting great to america i want to go back to hogwarts why is shaved keanu reeves about to take 20 points from gryffindor what could possibly be better than having kids and a family me money aliens learning english so they can invade america duolingo school ended three hours ago the deaf kid sitting in an empty classroom i didn't hear nobel screenshots i'll never use my phone take me somewhere expensive [Music] me going to ask my crush out every compliment my grandma ever gave me me when poor stay humble me when rich where's your plane peasant nasa discovers gold on mars spanish china itself isn't bad the chinese government is 8 32 pm how to break nokia phone 8 43 pm how to fix broken hammer judge do you promise to speak the whole truth and nothing but the truth me no judge what society says the ideal beach body is versus what the ideal beach body actually is for these wondering why rickrolls won't die out it's because we are never gonna give him up scientists invent something useful for humanity military generals realizing it can be used for weapons is for me a chip that broke off the saucer you came back me scooping it out with a second sturdier chip of course i came back when your post goes viral and you're still getting notifications for it two and a half weeks later let it die let it die did you know africa is big enough to fix a smaller africa within its border me at my son's parent teacher conference is he smart or is the like me are you going to sleep yes now shut up your joke made everyone laugh today me can we eat at home mum no we have food at mcdonald's food at mcdonald's [Music] employees who put back pain medication on the bottom shelf satan me literally anytime i'm holding a tv remote after all why not why shouldn't i slide off the battery cover adults teenagers are so moody adults without their coffee humans haha ai is so dumb it can't take over the world meanwhile ai detected your mom answers on a multiple choice question be like the villain who trained almost his entire life the chosen one who had a training montage spotify stealing my data spotify trying to figure out my music taste money can't buy happiness eight-year-old me with 30 dollars going to the lego store society people who put trash in their pockets until they find a trash can harry is adjusting great to america they are making memes about my dead grandfather email do not reply to this email me replies to the email the email center when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives he is probably out there cheating on me him me when i forget to put tape over my webcam now all of china knows you're here rtx off rtx on them so you're a gamer you must play minecraft me you just insulted my entire race of people but yes truck drivers be like people who say oof people who say bruh contributing nothing to a conversation society 20 years ago dreamworks shrek triangles triangles in math worksheets [Music] every teacher deserves good pay but not every teacher should teach because some are actually rude doorbell rings who is it sup baby girl it's ya boy if a vampire wears an eye patch with a mirror on the inside they can look behind themselves at all times he's out of line but he's right sharks killing 10 people every year coconuts killing 150 people every year me mom can i get minecraft mom over my dead body me [Music] chess piano movie writer's trying to show a character is smart after all why not why shouldn't i wear it like a mustache when the teacher says you got a 23 but then she says it's the highest in class my parents you're getting a lot of notifications are you talking to a girl me about to tell them that i run a meme account disappointment canon eating a mozzarella stick be like 13 year old me in the bathroom realizing i grew my first pubic hair hey kid want to help overthrow the government when you are worried about your future but you also do nothing for your future [Music] captain america takes a serum that makes him superhuman thor summons lightning to fight his enemies doctor strange uses real magic hulk guys i fixed australia the perfect name and age does not exceed n10 google then i know the answer to every question you have google now been to rest going to art school getting rejected americans five minutes after a pipeline gets shut off [Music] gas shortage chick-fil-a sauce shortage [Music] me after i accidentally kill a bee i'm sorry little one me after i accidentally kill a wasp insect what my pizza rolls see from inside the microwave at 3 35 a.m boys when they use the female filter girls when they use the mail filter when your workplace is in chaos but your shift ended six seconds ago robber breaks into home americans you are no longer a trespasser you are now a target when the long summer days hit and you realize that oppression wasn't seasonal [Music] when people start criticizing the united states for its treatment of indigenous people act natural me turns over big rock the bugs underneath it [Music] my plant grows an extra leaf overnight me next morning i'm really proud of you that's it pringles your lays what martian saw before all the water on mars disappeared i'm a sam raimi fan oh really name three of his films spiderman one two and three that's on me i set the bar too low hey are you sleeping yes now be quiet we are now in hd [Music] my dad when the wi-fi router dies casually approach child when you say hello there to a girl but she doesn't respond with general kenobi so uncivilized the scene the cameraman my mom poisoned her bread to kill a mouse me at 3 a.m mouse my parents in their 30s this would make a lovely second home for our family to winter in hopefully the garage can fit both our cars snow mobile and ski equipment me in my 30s i'll never financially recover from this purchase teacher the test isn't that confusing the test before social media activism after social media activism here's the videos link the actual link right right kids in 2090 oh my god i found a picture of my grandfather the picture monkey when you're way overqualified for the job free kitten person briefs twitter wouldn't that make you offensive to dead people mom if you don't do well in school you'll become a garbage man the garbage man who makes more than her twitter banning the nigerian president the nigerian president banning twitter my parents in their twenties let's buy this house and have three children me and my twenties my mum who is attractive but stupid my dad who is ugly but smart me who's adopted watching a video of animals attacking people watching a video of people attacking animals my first breath taken after birth me let's go in and out 20-minute adventure a life-long breathing addiction like look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power scoob games with good graphics you guys always act like you're better than me games with fun gameplay games with interesting story games with original ideas first guy to give chocolate to his dog there isn't a single language that can express two positives as a negative yeah right humans born in a safe comfy bed alongside their mother birds born in a warm nest high up away from any predators turtles [Music] i love eating meat i love consuming the flesh of the dead fathers be like hey son how old are you 24. hap at your age i was 27. woman in 1600s does math the church and because of that you must die google maps 13 minutes before the turn google maps when i have to turn google maps after i miss the turn [Music] hating the main antagonist of the movie sending death threats to the actor [Music] parents those kids always on their phones also parents when they don't want to babysit king dies his eldest son yes very sad anyway when you go on vacation when you receive the credit card bill atheists that make fun of religious people for believing religion atheists that mind their own business doctor time to test your reflexes me dodges little me hammer the doctor the songs i show my friends the songs i like i woke up one hour late i woke up 23 hours early muhammad ali float like a butterfly sting like a bee jellyfish three kids and no money no kids and three money skipping stairs while climbing upstairs skipping stairs while climbing downstairs did you do the homework no i didn't nobody did it what if we all tell him that he gave no homework [Music] lonely people tend to take longer and hotter showers to replace the warmth they lack socially and emotionally lonely people who take cold showers pathetic you look like jennifer lawrence actress must be willing to work in a high paced and exciting environment the environment i don't care if italy wins i just need england to lose actors in a movie kissing their real life spouses if you don't want it don't buy it no you can't sell this and think it is acceptable if you don't want it don't buy it pov you use the term pov the correct way [Music] minecraft is now a narrated game in south korea north korea no what sorry force of habit south korea no can't wait to be a grown-up if i don't eat today i can afford rent me noting all the exits at a party so can leave without anyone noticing billionaires trying to figure out what to do with all their money to do list go to space pay taxes the perfect lock screen doesn't exist say my name hastenberg you're goddamn right introducing lap your free trial has ended me with five other email accounts younger sister it's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma me do not cite the deep magic to me which i was there when it was written people who don't care what other people put on their pizza billionaires be like ending the world hunger going to space for five minutes nobody that one honda owner at 3 am [Music] high school teacher you will learn about this in college college professor you must have learned about this in high school me failing the subject most super models a random unnamed side character in a movie how to impress most girls respect her honor her protect her care for her how to impress most boys respect him honor him protect him care for him other fast food give the customer a few sources of their choice okay i'm on it thanks for the help taco bell put 100 packets in their bag okay fast food worker sir please stop you've had 73 big macs already me who has a 500 gift card i'm an american and i will never surrender boss why are you late me you're never gonna believe this rival monkey tribes fight in the middle of a busy thailand street stopping traffic starbucks after putting a paper straw in a huge plastic cup natter me before going to grandma's me after leaving grandmas [Music] nobody my bedroom fan that's been running on high non-stop for three years i'm tired boss when you already checked your usual five apps and don't know what else to do with your day being bilingual in america being bilingual in europe dad you can't just listen to weird music and wear ridiculous outfits like that also dad in 1984 when you unexpectedly show up at the olympic games tada how it feels when you walk out of a shop without buying anything jeff bezos catches an employee on a restroom break 2021 colorized when you cycle through all your games but you're so depressed that none of them interest you the hundreds of metals they have usa and china are first gold after 13 years india senpai of the pool what is your wisdom you can put ryan reynolds in any movie and it will become a comedy second after you turn 18 this ride only stops in an emergency crying is not an emergency posts anything on twitter thanks for being patient a team member is coming to cancel you netflix i also filled the movie name you were searching for that must mean you have the movie right right guy my girlfriend should be skinny smart sexy tall clean cook and like anime also him is this happen it's a pizza hut in the 90s i'm just not really in a good state right now damn florida me in the shower waiting for the hot water [Music] employer so what you're telling me is you're here for the money me yes employer history channel anything made by an ancient civilization i bet the aliens did this when the only thing that wishes you happy birthday is your laptop choose one you can fly you can read minds you have infinity pizza your pet never dies or get sick [Music] eight-year-old me after purposely giving dora the explorer the wrong information me finally happy to have a girlfriend and friends it's me or them queen elizabeth realizing she only has four years left to play with lego [Music] after 10 years of hard work and saving i was finally able to afford my own place mom don't let the kid watch that movie while i'm away it's too violent that sure [Music] dads when you ask them to do some tasks during the other days dads on sunday morning after finishing dozens of tasks no one asked them to do huh good luck finding another girl like me girls like her marrying a doctor for the income marrying a doctor so you don't have to go to the hospital for your stupid health questions the perfect sequel doesn't exist sometimes my genius it generates gravity my genius is so large that it now has its own atmosphere guess the country by looking at one image when the annoying kid running around the restaurant finally hits the table and starts crying [Music] time traveler drinks seawater the timeline dad doesn't want a sun family get sun anyway dad in the sun i'm a sneaky fox sneaked in your house sat on your couch ate your pasta upgraded you to youtube premium never ask a woman her age a man his salary a german company what they were doing between 1933 and 1945. people talking to me in the morning me processing the trauma of waking up racing a complicated spy thriller about lemon cars starting an alternative fuel conspiracy to drive more business into the oil and gas car industry racing me burning fossil fuels to get rid of them because i've been told that they're bad for the planet i'm doing my part this guy sped despite countless warnings he killed a mother and baby he looks cute though let's make a petition and release him early and then look at you and look at all you have done and all you have accomplished [Music] mcdonald's emo meal be like the nights we think we would be the nights we'd actually be person.exe person.zip person.jar me trying to scan my bananas the guy behind me in the self-checkout lane me wondering where my sandwich went my dad my mom telling me she'll make another one actually very easy pills to swallow being a kind person is free and does not inconvenience you in any way girl only interested in short-term relationship guy with fourth stage cancer my time has come superheroes whenever there is a crisis outside of the united states i missed the part where that's my problem if you were deaf what language would you think in [Music] history exams in 2300 explain this image water flow from shower head the day i installed it water flow from shower head two months later americans are all idiots spain with volcano deniers teenagers seen by a child teenager seen by an adult summer fan winter enjoyer pineapple doesn't belong on pizza because it's a fruit so i assume you eat your pizza without tomatoes as well use imperial system use metric system use both but still makes fun of us for using the imperial nintendo chris pratt will be playing mario in our new movie everyone [Music] people who sleep without background noise satan teacher saying cleopatra was born closer to the iphone than the pyramids me who knows iphones are from china and cleopatra was born in egypt hi my name is jason ah nice to meet you jason friends family cheese parmesan physics exists goats my email is well written reviewed and ready to be sent my email is sent attached file i love honey but you know what i don't love pc users who don't know what pc stands for this channel is no longer available thank you for watching other people if i could have any imaginary animal as a pet it would be a dragon me me mentions a friend of opposite gender my entire family [Music] money can't buy happiness me with money [Music] chess be like porn queen knight king thirteen-year-old me gets bullied at school mom we should call the school dad you should fight back grandpa kill him kill him now who am i hedwig let's see murdered parents filthy rich and fights evil you are batman 14 year olds in anime after training for three weeks [Music] unicorn high capacity assault unicorn high speed underwater unicorn new zealand you can make upside down memes about me too america i don't even know who you are me okay doc give it to me straight what's the results doctor i'm sorry to say but you have alts hey me i don't remember asking you a god damn thing when you die and are ready to go to heaven but you see a giant bad speaking egyptian to you oh oh no sorry to bother you sir but have you seen squid game huh you left the toilet seat up also her rapping for jesus people who don't know people who know ancient greeks 2 500 years ago a horse of course you can only pick one choose wisely a vampire girlfriend she loves you a lifetime supply of garlic bread it never goes bad [Music] go brush your teeth go clean your [Music] me bones dilutes chemicals in eighth grade chemistry astronauts visiting unknown planets for first time in alien movies thor in marvel movies thor in norse mythology bible in the beginning atheists fascinating story any chance you're nearing the end interviewer you have a three-year gap on your resume that just says vengeance me interviewer me you don't remember me do you [Music] pulling an all-nighter 6 a.m 10 a.m legoland adult me who always wanted to go as a kid lone adults who are not accompanied by a child are not permitted me staring at superman after my 12-hour shift just to see him throw my car to the villain and miss [Music] horses were first introduced to florida in 1521 floridians in 1520 when you mix up the date for wearing your costume to school [Music] mercedes made this ad to show off how bright their headlights are the cow [Music] dear passengers if you look down below you can see the beautiful landscape of bossier cats when you pet them too long me open sunroof everyone else on the submarine [Music] modern composers no you can't infringe my copyright but it was a five second clip now classical composers i just quoted your sonata route of respect thanks bro scrodina's cat scrodina's cat mr beast now mr beast a long time ago team trees in 2019 team season 2021 team breeze in 2023 team freeze in 2025 team b's in 2027 team cheese in 2029 i love honey but you know what i don't love seven-year-old kids who have their own phone 60 fps on pc 60 fps on console remember these this is them now hair i'm a blonde i'm a brunette i'm a redhead or ginger i have no idea what i'm called when you get a 1 raise but inflation is 6.2 percent [Music] never ask a woman her age a man his salary jk rowling what ethnic group the goblins are based on technically all the money you spent on food is flushed down a toilet my heart resting exercising watching happy tree friends what we see what they see society if we knew what to do with a drunken sailor yeah i don't care about boyz height how could you tell her father whatever you do to her i'll do to you me who just cooked her a fancy meal when you realize you can just crop the pneumatic watermark [Music] the earth is 70 water and un-carbonated okay so it's technically flat unhated companies annual meeting huh guys youtube removing the dislike count me still seeing the dislike count on my phone cause i'll never update youtube patrick ross isn't real he can't hurt you patrick ross unhated fruits annual meeting unhated american presidents annual meeting [Music] a girl going to the bathroom her friends new covered variant me my girlfriend what a cute kitty does it bite me no much worse he investigates you when you are trying to impress a girl by naming every greek and roman god but then some other guy comes around and spits out the name of every hindi god in alphabetical order defeated male leaves hey quick question sorry i have a boyfriend which part of the presentation am i doing for our project geez all the boys want me unhated dog breeds annual meeting my job application submissions my meme submissions my nerf is better than yours no mine is better pew pew how you missed i prefer the real pride flag i said the real pride flag perfection the perfect birthday card does not exist shut up and take my money you enter the bathroom in the club and see this what you do hard to swallow pills 2022 is going to be the same as the last two years four kilobytes of ram in 1969 we put people on the moon eight gigabytes of ram now chrome tap scary hard to swallow pills you were just as cringe as a child as the fortnight and tick-tock kids of today you just don't realize it your order is on its way me until it arrives most countries not teaching about their wrongdoings in schools canada and germany germany warns russia will pay a price if it enters ukraine germany well maybe i don't want to be the bad guy anymore shouting in the morning showering at night people with common sense i found dab when del were back from dead memes first second and third place have been disqualified for doping fourth place wins gold poor fourth place country that couldn't afford a doping program [Music] so i heard you broke up with that other guy yeah he was a creep things i have never seen before an ad for a microwave youtubers when they find out that the majority of their viewers is not subscribed tesla there's no way china can copy tesla china military dudes a toxic relationship that's barely a few months old [Music] elon musk when he sees his name at the top in the list of world's richest person trillionaires who paid to not be on that list me who's not on that list for free when you're helping your son study in 2050 and see a meme you made in the history book no one absolutely no one click bait youtube thumbnails furry haters fur is our cringe furries we know superheroes when earth is under attack but it's not their movie i missed the part where that's my problem how did we went from this why i'm no longer a vegan youtuber to this extreme blue tacos fire noodles with hungry fat chick me on december 31st calculating when to order pizza so i can crack the i ordered it last year joke to the delivery guy [Music] inspirational movies be like villain who practiced all his life hero who did a two-month crash course when harry potter lived under the stairs it was considered child abuse but in california it's considered a 1600 studio apartment apple fans android get that thing out of my face chomp when aliens invade earth but you don't live in the usa when you make the first halloween meme in 2022 the fastest spook in the west sony disney okay maybe one more spider-man movie is it better to take a poop before or after taking a shower introverts when the elevator doors close before anyone can get on [Music] how people think babies cry how babies actually cry minecraft dream song face it you're never gonna get my power shark boy and lava girl dream song do i look like i need your power when you love her but you know your spine is more important girl in front of me walking down the street me walking faster to overtake her so that she doesn't think some dude is following her and feel uncomfortable me already going five miles per hour above the speed limit the bmw behind me no one people in math problems google maps rerouting bing maps just speed up a bit you got this spoilers me who still haven't seen spiderman no way home me a student if we only had more time my gaming friend who just got a full-time job you have all the time in the world math geometry dad studying their daughter's new boyfriend from across the dinner table why did you buy a 3d printer what would you need it for me [Music] invest in experiences they will last forever all samer home alone villains when i watched it as a kid home alone villain when i rewatched it as an adult [Music] nuclear energy nothing back here it's safe and efficient jim carrey contorting his own skeletal structure to make a facial expression what if [Music] beijing 2022 beijing 2022 [Music] carefully making useless daily update to ruin the platform even more club owners surveying the dance floor from their vip room gpu shortage cloud gaming bad internet voters can we get student loan relief biden best i can do is war with russia the evolution of the trash icon 1995 1998 2000 2001 2006 2015 2022. me pretending not to care so it downloads faster me getting ready to go to work knowing someone sold a jpeg of an ape for 439 000 weebs waiting for the invasion of taiwan so they can make an attack on taiwan meme [Music] youtube trying to find the most useful feature so they can remove it [Music] you just cut your finger human pov sell pov billionaires competing to go to space pizza hut who sent pizza to the iss in 2001 [Music] since classes will be online will enrollment fees be cheaper universities [Music] take spite of sandwich the tomato me gives out free spoilers vehicle enthusiasts movie enthusiasts i'm a teacher what does teacher mean it means he's afraid of wikipedia no it doesn't wikipedia easy and reliable source stop it patrick you're scaring him me when my friend tells me that there's a demon in my house also me knowing i'm perfectly safe since i've been living here for 300 years [Music] cops we've finally invented fingerprint identification tech and now we can identify anyone criminals what if we just wear gloves cops in an alternate universe john wick gets killed his dog [Music] facebook either you let us spy on your people or we'll leave you decide europe all right feel free to leave facebook [Music] when you forgot to underperform and now they expect brilliant results all the time huh he's probably thinking about other women him what were electric eels called before electricity was discovered [Music] me drops a pin everyone at the grenades shop [Music] when you use the word rubbish instead of trash my awkward self waiting for everyone to finish singing happy birthday to me when you subscribe to a youtuber after 30 seconds of quality content i've seen enough i'm satisfied twitter adding dislikes because youtube removed them fine i'll do it myself introverts walking into a social event too many people it's against the rules no one kurz gersagt we will nuke the moon it's pillow fight and you have memory foam pillow now i'm become death destroyer of worlds me picks up a snail and places it somewhere else what the snail sees people commenting about dislike removal youtube about to remove comments soon girl it's been three weeks he must have moved on and forgotten me boy after 10 years calypso my cat's playing with a piece of plastic he found on the floor the super expensive and cool toy i bought him when someone says that this town isn't big enough for the both of us so you make it bigger to avoid any sort of conflict never ask a woman her age a man his salary a storm trooper their accuracy me threatening my mom i'll run away if she won't buy me mcdonald's my mom knowing it's called moving out when i'm 27. me trying to find the care exit when your ukrainian homie comes back online [Music] when you finally take an early morning shower and hear the alarm going off in the bedroom [Music] you're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours it's time putin is trying to figure out how many rubbles it will take to get his army back before it's too late vin diesel after saying the same three words in five different movies [Music] thank you for watching today's episode of juicy memes tune in tomorrow at 4 p.m and 7 p.m for your daily dose of memes if you liked the video be sure to like and subscribe if you haven't already also be sure to check out my instagram page and discord server the links are in the description thank you for watching

Channel: Memenade

Views: 553,198

Keywords:

Id: R4gefpVOs8Y

Length: 129min 43sec (7783 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 06 2022