Daddy Issues: Black Cinema

yo Craig I'm sure you've probably seen it with the education of Sonny Carson no I've never seen that one is that a black film yeah it's like a 70s joint Ghost Face Killer sampled it in his uh Iron Man album I thought that was uh the Putney Swope movie that they sampled oh oh my bad okay yes I'm recording everything yeah that's why you're leading in with your children no I was more into like more black exploitation like Putney Swope and uh uh the Mac the mag uh sunshiba Goldie all those like well something cheap was a martial arts movie but yeah I don't know does Bill Cosby's movies him and Sidney Poitier it was gonna count oh yeah that first when Biggie Smalls he that was very that could be the out of the three that could probably be the most I get the three of them I saw them all back to back to back so I get the three of them confused I mix up their time on Saturday night Uptown Saturday night and let's do it again was the boxing one okay and then uh yeah but those be considered black exploitation I don't consider them that uh it wasn't no pimp saving the neighborhood right there was no serious stereotypes in them joints a little more classier right it was really especially a piece of action right it was hard hitting with them kids yeah but that one with Biggie Smalls which one was that one uh let's do it again that one was oh no Biggie Smalls yeah that's uh Uptown Saturday night that was that was very much let's do it again was uh John Amos no was it was in Uptown Saturday Night we looking for uh Big Percy and the other dude and one dude was huge another yeah super small yeah he went to work on them cats in the bar as I was like that seemed like black flirtation that part right right yeah you win yeah because uh I was I was having a debate with somebody about you know we talk about this like what are the comedians you got to have like do you have Classic Movies the classic TV show The Classic specials I was talking about Cosby didn't have the movies and then somebody put me on Leonard six you're crazy when you when you watch it as a kid you loved it and then you wanted to ride an ostrich after that was Leonard six huh oh yeah like hamburger patties that were blowing up it was horrible it was ridiculous there's no way they was they were serious with that so that so that's what so that's what made me go and watch him somebody was like no but he has these to sit in your party ain't I almost those three those are surprises up in there and then JJ I was like oh I have no idea definitely definitely so I had to give him that title of that's why I didn't tell you know yeah I think a big part of why they weren't like black exploitation is because Sydney directed them I like I like when Sydney if you watch uh any award show where like Sydney or Harry Belafonte was talking the audience would be shutting the hell up the respect they have I was like damn this is crazy you gotta respect them they get to talk and everybody's like yes sir right yeah like [ __ ] people forget that Cosby retired in the television he's he's doing movies he's a big movie star then he's like you know let me dabbling TV cartoons and stuff and then he went back was it Mod Squad was it was that yeah and then he went and with the movies and then went back to TV and Kaboom Cosby shows how is he bigger than ever than I feel like Cosby one of the best to ever 100 his name got Tardis in the Finish Line right had he died 10 years ago yeah but did it get tarnished isn't he innocent enough of all charges no matter what though he's synonymous does that mean we have no black like big black uh people to look up to sure about something who we be on Oprah about like yeah when we do something wrong she bit like right should be all in the mix so we'd be like man watch out Oprah and it would be fair if she was if she did it equally yeah yeah it'd be the non-equal stuff that we'd be like I can't deal with that you pointed way too hard at us yeah but at the same time she be she be doing stuff yeah producing films with blacks and like you know she's huge so it's like she is huge it's just that one little ain't nobody perfect they always try to tarnish her at first they tried to tarnish her and checking her sexuality then her femininity then they always get an honor like that matter yeah why do they have to go to like your personal life right when they were trying to affect what you do publicly you know what I mean like it's hard to talk about her career yeah man she out here right all right what else you got you got a girl on the side right yeah like when you go home as long as you're not like touching little kids you should be to have your private life man all of our great skits have skates been skated but we don't be giving a [ __ ] though but still be singing I'm not even going live still not going to give no publishing I'm always singing something so can you help it though it's hard bro it seems like you're ready yeah can you help it are you singing like him are you singing in a different version remixing it with different words would it be that Cadence it seems like you ready the food is ready but dog it's like 30 years of R Kelly in your brain how do you get rid of it I can't shake that [Music] uh guy yeah pretty much you got that vibe for me growing up in 2000s he was bigger than never remix ignition it was he was already big but when that hit that's when I was just like yeah when Chocolate Factory no like basketball all that was like around that time was like I didn't like the best Bowl not anything the first one was going yeah oh for sure yeah in terms of just like especially on the pin game like let's say he didn't have his own songs the songs he wrote if he's king of RB what is Chris Brown Wait what is Smokey Robinson in king of army yeah season one is in the conversation was writing the songs for smoking yeah where's yeah what counts as r b does do because you have your soul right you have like your it's an r b two in mind for sure so then what what kind was in that conversation there's someone different baby phase there's different things his personal songs don't hit for me like that [ __ ] you're tripping but his catalog of what he's created is way better than his actual songs and that's why I give him that's why I give R Kelly the nod over baby face because once even though he had Whip Appeal and you know the nose joints but it was like R Kelly was Celine Dion it was like a it was like it was like a cultural ship right like when 12 Play came out that [ __ ] was just yeah and well-rounded too it was just like you couldn't escape that out yeah we was in high school it was just like 12 Play was just everywhere yeah I know where I was when 12 Play came out it was right around Christmas I just got my Eddie Bauer uh he was so is R Kelly the king of best remixes [Music] I know that download remix with something I never you say you want me this is amazing well he did a hundred remixes of in the closet so right Kelly R Kelly was so big he made Ryan Isley who was already big big girl right yeah he did brought him back Matt when they did that he was like that's Ron Eileen I was like yeah but kids my age obviously I know but kids my age don't really care I didn't know so this guy's talented what a good singer R Kelly found that was nice I definitely I definitely knew but with my diamond my dad was feeling he was so uptight about it that's right and I was like yes I know that you know that most people yeah but the kids don't care Charlie Wilson came back around I love the fact that the back yeah [Music] with that one though it made sense because some people reach back and you're like oh this is trash she just went in Smokey the grass smoke this is trash right all right Kelly made it make sense it was just like most people know Ron Eisley has Mr Biggs well he started he claimed he was like you know what he'd been in the game yeah man uh him and then them and Steve you've been around forever you can sing contagious anywhere everybody's singing everybody knows everybody's singing both parts we're going back and forth yep and uh another reason why I put R Kelly up there is because just the longevity of it like how long he was just making hits good dirty right from 91 all the way well into the 2000s it was just like then we was like all right I think R Kelly might be cool and Alvin and he come with the in the closet right so we're just like damn man and then the historical so now I Believe I Can Fly and had that not happened to him that song would still be the song played at every graduation right and they stopped playing a graduation [Laughter] that's crazy yeah and then you know it's a total creep dude I don't understand why I haven't watched any of them but why do they keep making a new documents like we already know we know why do they keep doing they keep getting views they're gonna get money yeah are they still doing this that's mine I didn't know that they were still making them no oh yeah stories and stuff they got their own trapped in their closet with R Kelly that's because his whole team was trash they all knew everything and that's why it keeps getting bigger and bigger and they're going to make a movie I wonder how many people would really be like because everybody say I would never support that but my thing is R Kelly wasn't now in the crowd grabbing the girls a couple times though someone drove from there yeah like right here here trash team is like all you have to do is go up to 18 bro okay Circle a long time ago because y'all know me I'll be I'll be bringing [ __ ] up yeah I was like yo man why you be what's up with you yeah hey man don't be no man like tell me why you always bringing it up this is weird bro even though I mean they can't just let you out the cliffs they gotta kill you bro that video is so funny yeah I could I couldn't let that ride nah I'd be like bro we in Middle School bro what we doing here bro this [ __ ] is weird bro so weird you don't want to go to the dance he's performing all the songs too [ __ ] you ain't got no love grown woman you want what are we doing here the music was so hot everybody was like I can't be true this music's too good for this to be true the music is too fast I think you know what happened I think I think they had already came out after uh Michael Jackson enough that black people's like we done like we tired of y'all yeah oh yeah Michael kept getting clear it kept getting cleared and you know people and he was like you know what we done fans go a little when when something pops up if you got a fan base big enough they like you know nah it can't be that like it ain't gonna be that and we'll go hard enough to be like they're lying if the album wasn't hot he would have went to jail a long time stay out the fans go crazy like he saw with the whole Toy make [ __ ] how all the toys fans just got crazy like these girls I didn't even know dude was even ever that big for y'all to be late how crazy they went towards the whole thing like they they really go hard when somebody is supposedly accuses something they like no that's not true I don't I won't believe it and that's several layers to to that and there's several people in that in the same instance then I feel bad for all the women that for saying yelling it out and no one was listening to them that's why I never feel bad about believing people even if it ain't true I would rather be on the right side of it then it depends on allegation because it'd be like oh man you know when I show sympathy for something that supposedly happened like the Jesse Smiley thing I was like oh man that's [ __ ] up right I would rather be on the side of oh you played me then then to be like man I knew I knew they was lying when when they when they were telling the truth I would rather be on the other side where it was just like I was just compassionate yeah but next time but when you when you sit there and you be like man you lying and they're telling the truth and then it comes out that they were telling the truth and you was on the other side like just didn't want to be wrong but what happened to innocent until proven guilty right I'd rather just be like I don't know I think I wouldn't there I'd rather let me hear the weight yeah I don't have no strong opinion because I wasn't there I don't I don't know but he had a bunch of stuff going on man yeah that man is literally in the back of the album cover it was high in it nothing but a number I always thought he would make older women I was like oh that's very nice no my mind's telling me no but my body my body's telling me yeah and then he called himself the Pied Piper yeah some of that I was I'm with Chaz like I was so young I was just like yeah you just go like doing that when I when that tape dropped by that time I was in high school but it was so grainy and blah blah I had a clear one I was like this as well I'm watching on somebody's somebody had it I never had the P1 though I just had him before that no I was in high school so it was two thousand I made I was going to college yeah that's from the first day bro because it came out right how much time to end when mixtape dropped and it was like which one do I watched her pee pee man yeah cause I always equated to where I was living at and I remember the tape being an issue in 2004. because I remember we wash it and the limousine that sounds about right it showed up on set and they were like get this off the set the the tape yeah because everybody was like oh you've seen the new R Kelly tape oh and it showed up to the set and the juice was like get this off producer uh that was the set of wife and kids early 2000s 2003 yeah yeah it was like get this off the set because I remember the call the townhouse we was living in so I'm like yeah and then shortly thereafter Dave Chappelle made the sketch yeah yeah see what he made was on it fast uh the last season yeah when he was when he made the sketch I was in college already R Kelly came out in high school still so and I graduated O2 so the tapes came a little earlier yeah I don't remember I don't remember it probably took a while for it to move around because I remember um people talking about the pen and he was like no but that and I was like I didn't see it and then the video I did see I was like who the hell are these yeah you could just looked like that's R Kelly the shame was that people were like was she 14 she should know better right like that was when you go like yo you guys are wild no better it was definitely victim blaming earlier she only 14 of me you heard all those all of it victims always get ripped why ain't Elvis on the grill but he did he did Lewis should have been on the grill he married his young cousins but not enough to wear his career his career didn't end though right but he'd be on the group Woody Allen Woody Allen all of them fools he'd be on the grill he still be making movies because because it's a weird situation with Woody Allen because they actually still together as a couple so it's like even though it is like well I mean they that's what happens you know when you're brainwashing a child they should have a great long-loving relationship oh my God what's so crazy [Music] she literally disappeared and he already knew her like he knew I think her dad or something like that she disappeared when she was like 15 or 16 and then just popped back up and then they're like married and she has a kid yeah that's weird that's strange he was like we did we I met her when she was 17 Wing talk 18. we had this connection and then she was married with a kid before she turned 19. she ran away at 15 that showed up at the Kingdom Hall at like 17 he started dating her at 18 was married by 19. and he's 42 I think 42 19 or 20. that's weird yeah it's just a weird scenario yeah no matter which way it sounds like an arranged marriage him in the Mario on really brothers like for real life cousins they're cousins no I don't think they're Brothers oh they're nothing no they're not family no Chris Stokes the fake family member that's really good great Tony couldn't let that go oh bro you lied for yes you lied for years no let me explain I met in the bay I don't know I don't know why key I don't understand this it's a bunch of your if it's past your family a certain point you're like this is my cousin that's not just a baby thing it is a very normal thing it's just funny to make fun of you about it and because we I really thought it was oh we thought it was the truth for the longest yeah we did yeah but what I'm gonna be like no like we never had a combo like after where I was like were you like we're just surreal because necessary we believe it I was like yo this is good so then when you hear it you go and then they live again I'm like man that's fam that's family yeah I still I'm still I still say it you know what I mean like for sure I have two that's what I've been doing how is that too oh like you're too overplay cousins it's not like it's not like I sit up here and I'd be like it'd be better over you just asked my brother I'd just be like now that's dumb that's my god brother throw the guy brother there you go but then that's forced together why can't it just be this is my friend yeah that's my best friend but you're right you guys act like I'm still being like yeah to check the family the tree like this is glasses no no no no no I came for Tony because Tony was going public about it Tony would brought G up to Stage I didn't know it was a secret Tony remember the group chat yeah where you be told Tony was like uh this next dude I'm bringing to the stage I just found out that him in DCA no I wasn't like what was like that's weird bro okay I do remember this it is weird I'll be doing the personal intros and that was personal no Tony was like what else could I have said he plays clubs and colleges been on the show like four or five times already yeah but it's still like like it's like at a certain point that's like I mean g king is when I brought who I borrowed money from to get abortions for my kids you know what I mean yeah it's different layers to like that's a fake cousin right yeah it'd be like legit you know like yeah it's not like wait why do you why'd you stop sweating when you said that part that's the party because he died no I didn't dodge a bullet I'm just saying all right let's take a minute to talk about uh yeah take a minute to talk about one of our new favorite sponsors diet smoke that smoke makes premium federally federally I'm a fan legal THC products that are delivered discreetly right whether you need a gentle bust to unwind after a hectic day I want something more potent for your next adventure diet Smoke's got your back diet smoke is a game changer for THC participants of all experience levels seasoned users love the Delta nine that's me allowing them to function without sinking into the couch meanwhile U.S weekly 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because some will say a certain dosage yeah and then that [ __ ] all hits that one time and some it spreads drug talk goddamn Amsterdam man it's legal man you take aspirin you're a druggie I don't want to take anything exactly drink coffee every day he's a goddamn junk I am a coffee drink I'm a cat it's not a drug though yeah it's not a drug at all uh he's addicted for sure you know what's funny though when I case I'm in the alley he was on his knees you feel you feel that you feel the uh withdrawal of coffee for sure you definitely feel that you'll be like yo I'm sorry everybody got something uh everyone has advice pink Himalayan salt it's always made me feel better and uh CMOS it's always made me feel instantly yeah we just bought some more I tried to because I had to go down to like simply hosting with sit down in L.A but y'all just brought me she we just came up on some so but it always makes me feel better shout out to Katie because we were doing a cleanse and I was like two three days no coffee and soon as I took it I felt amazing and I was like yo I feel great well her mom my mother-in-law is really big on even though she a nurse she real big on natural stuff holistic like real big on it I've been feeling iffy on like the CMOS and stuff just where to get it because I'd be seeing it and then I see it on Instagram she be making this one thing uh it's like uh you take um clove uh Woods Mark something like that and then uh black almond or whatever and you just put the drops in water like it I just it just clears whatever I have I just it's gone when you're sick or before or if I if I'm if I feel it coming I'll take one drop if I if I'm already sick I'll take two and then some Elderberry and maybe out of there that's crazy it's crazy how much those natural things make you feel great without having to take because I hardly ever take well what's funny is if you look up the ingredients on a lot of stuff the you could see what to pick in there yeah you just grab what you need yeah usually a lot of those three things yeah everything that's all you need that'd be weird about like there's always something new that's healthy that you should have always been taken like CMOS I'm like that's new they're like nah it's been around civilization since the beginning what about when they find out later in the bad stuff it does always you can't do nothing right you you can't do well everything in moderation as they say right that's what they say you know for the best of people just like man everything in moderation they're talking about how healthy and good for you the Coca plant is until it becomes cocaine until you actually do that but it's like it's a natural thing that has all these all these health benefits and then you know when people freak it wait the leaves are addictive too I'm sure they're able to pick the leaves and eat them look just like crackers wow they be chewing to leave like yes it's great for you you chew it it gives you energy while you're working here [Laughter] you never seen them working out in the fields picking the coca leaves we're also talking about like third world countries all right I thought Steve losing teeth was like just why do they lose teeth because of crack imagine what that just deteriorates your entire body I think you just take days of just doing drugs and you stop like taking care of them I think that if you take crack with the CMOS it's probably better for you you know what I mean because you're not taking up vitamin D probably vitamin C yeah other stuff in it right this is chemicals yeah it's baking soda if you're a dentist and you're a crackhead and you still take care of your teeth are you losing your teeth crackhead you don't care about Dentistry no more yeah I think a dentist's skin will take a lot I know crackheads who come who come back yeah but I don't know any why they was on it it was functional wild times can I get fired now Elizabeth when they would come by the house like as a kid I'd be like ah damn man I had a cousin so beautiful bro started doing correct like you just see it you see what it happens you know well you know it's crazy I didn't we only saw it because we only came to La for holidays like even my mom and dad she just recently told me this when I interviewed her they didn't grow up when The Games first started hitting my mom and dad were in high school they left immediately after high school so when crack hit hard we were already in the bay yeah so they didn't live through that crack era tough in La where the rest of my family was still out here so when we come to visit for holidays and [ __ ] it'd be certain people and I you know I'm a kid I don't understand why they like so and so coming over put all the [ __ ] in the background you know lock the doors I'm like I'm like why you know their family they on that [ __ ] and it's like oh they always did get the invite though crackhead ass out there just lock all the persons up in the back room you know what I mean lock everything up don't let it in my room right yeah into the crack while they're cooking it you can just add anything in there they're not thinking about that and as a kid man they got a lot of energy you know you don't care yeah yeah always ask cousins that came with them this is what they say that can cause to the damage of the oral health uh there are several ways that each drug individually damaged or health you know the most common ways that addictive drugs can generally harm mouth and teeth and like if you're addicted a lot of people just neglect that's what I'm saying just stop caring and stop brushing their teeth it's all about the high so dry mouth which increases acid in the mouth and leads to rotting enamel acid reflux was also rocks enamel and hurts soft tissue grinding teeth loss of blood flow to roots and gums ulcers and sores in the mouth that can become infected a focus on attaining more drugs instead of caring for oral hygiene nutritional deficiencies that can damage teeth and gums and greater intake of high sugar foods or beverages which rot the teeth [Music] wait so if you was in high school during the crack uh epidemic epidemic yeah if you've seen like somebody that like you like damn I've been wanting this man but they're not gonna look around five bucks real quick yeah that's not the same person I like you got to get them early crack early no correct three weeks in you gotta be literally like 10 of the homies yeah the day of the first half [Music] [Laughter] like that it took me forever to learn I love my virginity before it was very taboo in the in the I was in my 20s somewhere deep in my 20s before I got yeah ain't that about right though sex beforehand when you first started yeah it should be the other way around but it was just like in our communities back then it's just like black people wouldn't admit to do it I don't do that right it was some white guys and girls got guys I only you know I don't go down and girls like so everybody guys tonight I won't be doing that what's that on your lips yeah I you know I was because when I had it I was just like this is this is what y'all mean I don't know that's good he's like this is what I've been missing out on this ain't vagina no no it wasn't something I craved like that what yeah but you know but then later on in life you know when you had different experiences you'd be like oh this this was a good time right here this is you know it just depends on the enthusiasm I'm like if you could do head there you could do vagina there I take the vagina oh yeah you're gonna take a thousand percent of the time but sometimes it's just about you not want to do no work you don't have to be a healthy dose of both is recommended by 10 out of 10. I read that in the study somewhere really oh it sound like I'm a fan of boys like both are great at different times you want yeah but I don't be wanting it for long [Music] [Laughter] that's how you stay in the game only time I want to be finished off is I don't want to smash or I can't I'm not going to dude both are great different times for me I go like I like them both different times if it's gonna be a solo head album then of course right finish up right but if we if we the option to also get it in on the regular this is just the trailer all right her head is not an opener it's a closer [Laughter] I will say this though I don't know what it is about the head explosion oh my God it's always more intense you don't understand what's the dilemma I think I think what it is no you have no control right so they're doing everything and I and they take joy in watching you go full [Applause] too much get off me this is too much it feels completely it's way different yeah man am I I'll just be folded up and I'll be clenched get out of bed sheet still in your butt take them with you I can't change these anyways oh man that was crazy [Laughter] wild it is different but I still don't want it for her I'm just tripping on how your excitement level went up but everyone was still I'm good because you talking about for a whole year 30 minutes consider it dog yeah that's just it usually it takes me a while 30 minutes 30 minutes some women I mean sure all right yeah but I go like like a four-star you have to do this yeah 28 minutes left you got the the sand right now we're glass you're on the clock baby you ever been down on a girl for 30 minutes I'm not a big fan of that I don't do that I'm the same yeah I'm not a big fan of that candy yeah I wish I could you ain't there talking about Craig has heard this story never mid meal definitely hurts your cheeks in the ass you looked over your shoulder background I was down here like [Laughter] [Laughter] so you can give 30 but not take that I give until the deed is done unless I somehow had some jaw cramp but it's like yeah yeah I want her to bust from me going down that's you don't think you deserve that there's a if I want it yeah yeah but I don't I don't think I don't go like yeah I don't go like yo man hey I did that for you for that long I don't need that long oh for one like our argument is on the table we want to get to that for sure yeah because like this is cool bro I go like oh great let's get it let's get it but if that's all if that's all we doing then however long it takes then right hand but this guy that's all we did like there was a there is no there's no light no there was a young lady I used to mess with that would come over on her lunch break just she was a Munch she was just to do that so she would come over do that and leave so that's all we were gonna do but it's not like the land right it's not like oh this is what you're gonna like no she works and I'd be like all right cool and I didn't want to do oh yeah so I was like yeah perfect that's what you would do that's the opposite of the month that's how she did and then we was like cool yeah man I don't know man getting head makes me ready for the full thing you should that's great but it's not everybody but not everybody wanted to have sex with for sure you know what I mean but sometimes it might be on that thing you know what I mean and you just gotta oh I'll hear a hump like a puppy but everybody I gotta hear it from I would I would take them down fully like I said I would have tears I wasn't like okay I was like okay I'm not really you like you but you can give me a head that wasn't my mentality it's different sometimes you see the lips and cleavage like okay I can do that nah it would have to be like I could take you down fully to get the head also for me I wouldn't take you on it it couldn't be no like a zombie it was like man look out man oh you give me hitting uh it wasn't that for me I was the same way I ain't [ __ ] nobody I wouldn't date yeah I like you though oh well smashing is a little different I wouldn't I'm not [ __ ] anybody I wouldn't date away if I live by that I'd be a version down [Laughter] meet me at the hotel in the lobby keep your class somewhere these classes uncouth bastards around here you never had a one night stand oh no oh oh wow that was like wait what's the one nice thing you walk in you meet them y'all just end up happening it's not like a whole set it's a stranger it's a stranger I've never had one night together you're crazy I think so no in Vegas we didn't know her name at all but now we left no I I knew her previously oh okay yeah there was communication previous to that how previous I mean like some money when I stand is that night okay yeah I've never I've never done that yeah I'll be paranoid absolutely no [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] I gotta trust you I just I just need some type of if I just met you that night I don't know where you've been right yeah but you can know them three months and not know where they've been still but at least I feel a little bit with that so even though you still can't trust them but just off the street that's off the street sometimes everybody right there sometimes you can kiss them you should protect yourself man well it happened I've only had one bus in my whole life man I've had several and she I married her so I changed the stroke because I know which stroke breaks the kind [Music] you never thought about refreshing it you just let it get baggy on you and go up and down [Music] this is the worst would you when you pull out and then you look down you'll be like oh oh when it's gone yeah that's so awkward when they gotta find it no it's not in there oh you're talking about going completely you can feel the change though see when it happened to me I thought it was I was like we found a good angle yeah you know I mean like I didn't know I finished I was like oh yeah yeah was it like my first time was with my second time was without my first time was was out yeah that's what I [ __ ] up too my first time in and tasted the wrong yeah I was a two-pump Chum busted mad fast my second time I was a two points my first time I was like pretty good debuts the condom is different yeah man condoms you can hang in there man Chico oh that first yeah that first rock well in my defense one it was raw second time but it was the whole lead up to it I was already excited yeah but I'm talking [ __ ] just thinking she ain't really gonna do this and she did everything I was like show up to the door when you open it I want you neck like I'm talking big [ __ ] yeah and she did all that so I was already halfway as soon as I get done yeah all right you can use that anytime sorry about that I didn't think you were going to follow through yeah it's for you anytime yeah I got all the advice earlier they're like oh you gotta jerk off before she gets there so it kind of delayed it so I've been chasing the quick nap my whole life does that help really make you go longer but you you might not eat it but that bus is trash the second one and sometimes you just send them home because you're like I ain't even filming this yeah [Music] immediately after this nah bro I've definitely done it when I don't want to go I don't really want to go over there let me bust real quick then I'm like hey I can't make it baby yeah oh yeah oh yeah before you go on today the same feeling yeah well okay I thought you was coming by right catch you later [Laughter] so did y'all see that uh video of Ben Affleck speaking Spanish yeah yeah he was mad fluid he was working the Spanish he had the accent too accident and everything he was working he was like I hit you was like it's something dub dude all right Ben Affleck with the Spanish how you get JLo mm-hmm I wonder if he's the whole family he probably speak more Spanish than she did you probably do I believe I'm saying I wonder if uh he used babbles sure he did um if you have an 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fight with a little person okay I love it yeah you get into a fight with a little person episode he knocks you the hell out okay even if I you just can't beat him up on the one-on-one the one-on-one Fair one very even he knocks me out peace you out um after he knocks you out he strips naked oh hold on though he strips naked and sits Indian style by your head and takes a picture of you knocked out after the fight why he getting naked yeah he had to get naked now okay he is bribing you pay him 1500 a month for five years damn before he drops the picture a lot of money in the picture only person who's gonna see the picture is your kids wait who's going to see your kids oh no my kids can see that yeah what happened some more classes they still gonna love me are they gonna post it online only the kids the only the kids it's the Learning lesson kids you know so this will happen I made it easy on you you made it easy let me give you this 90 000. let's go watch this the kids to 90 000 that's how much it comes to right so you respect that you go watch that get knocked out 1500 a month a lot of them it is a lot of money that's a lot of money man I ain't paying you know I ain't paying it but you're cool with your kids right you're gonna post a picture I'm talking about it on stage all the time okay I don't roast myself all the time okay so he's gonna do it publicly matter of fact I'd probably make a bet video I bet you wonder how I got here and then I would do a whole this one yeah this is how it happened yeah so there I was you know what I'm saying that you sound cool but remember what happened to Katt Williams when he got there he was fine but he lost a kid that's right but he didn't roast himself yeah it's kind of he was really in a war yeah people wanted it to happen at that time people was like that's what he gets roast yourself man yeah once you put it out there like Eminem talk about yourself putting it out there yeah about this little dude he said Indian style [ __ ] right about my knocked outfit and here's how we got it you know people don't say in the comments after they laugh anybody can get Knocked Up all right so even like with the Will Smith Chris Rock slap right like it was on murals oh murals how do you say it murals murals yeah murals it was on mirrors all over the world right like it was in England it would be they made a mural other murals across the world they were drawing pictures the different viral videos there was like a hundred different things yeah of like that I'm like if that if that happens that's a problem that's a everywhere you go you're reminded of well that's why Chris is probably still super emotional about that yeah you go places in this no it sucks to have a great career and then that's what you know look at this murals that's hilarious they're Global oh wow yeah the only thing that sucks about it is it happened on my birthday so now March 27th is known as the smackdown Craig's day it's cool though dang I'm telling you like that's the thing not go like if it's that and you go around somewhere you're just trying to mind your mirror if you're getting somebody in that mirror that ain't like you made 90. I still got it if I ain't spend it I made it I'm not I'm not giving nobody oh man the difference is we see the aftermath with The Knockout it's just a picture of me knocked out you didn't see his video right we saw this right it's different when you see the whole action as opposed to just one piece so I feel like I can live with the picture of me knocked out I don't know and then I would make that my album covers off when your ones was off your foot like they yeah the card piece me out piecemeal sounds easy but a little person sitting Indian style like there has to be an explanation other than what did he do they could be like what did he do to you after he knocked you out you saw the picture it's funnier that he said Indian style because if it was a grown man who did that that'd be like I don't know what's happening right with a little guy that's hilarious I'm not as mad about it it's a photo shoot Tony knocked me out he said Indian like what is happening are we face down or face up on the street face up that's cold that's just gonna make the get back that much better yeah you don't want to fight him again hell yeah he did before so you're losing to this little person three times before you get a w that's fine that's fine I want everybody to experience this level he should be up 3-1 because he was winning another that's what I'm saying before he got knocked out so so the first time he fought that dude he lost my decision okay second time they fought he got knocked out yeah but he was winning he was dominating the fight card if you get knocked out the last fight he was not this last one the one before that the first he was he was winning he was winning the entire game then they stopped it because he he was he couldn't defend himself no more but it could have been his strategy man I felt like they stopped a little early but when you're the champ too I'm like no you gotta take this yeah you got to drag me out in the same situation in this one this last one well also he's my body right so you do protect your asset right you go like well we need him we need his brains right and they knew that would be another a bit everybody's gonna watch this yeah because they're already talking about a third one you know what I mean of course you mean a fourth one at this point no because the other two were in different they weren't in U.S it would be a fifth one overall but it would be a third one in the UFC world four times they had five didn't they you know four it was four he got him on the fourth one yeah oh yeah the last one that's right now it was over they're not fighting no more you fight someone that many times they're gonna know he did he was waiting on he walked the man he walked into that punch yeah it wasn't like yeah and you see Marquez timed it perfect he was waiting on it he knew where he was going to be what's their record technically technically Manny may have lost more than he won oh the first one he only got him because uh Marquez went down three times in the first round but after that first round Marquez was beating the breakup Manny uh wait if you went down three times in the first time no no no well you have to it depends if you say you could if it goes down three times around oh okay right I thought that was two two okay no they may have been it may have been 3-1 yeah it may have been three one but it was like No And I think they had a draw maybe well they did have it they had a draw yeah that's right that's right they may have to draw hey Marcus is underappreciated I'm gonna be drink is piss on Twitter yeah he sure did all right he's like oh there's a lot of minerals and I'm like you could just get new friends the IV thing you're making enough money now you don't need that bro yeah I'm not drinking hot I'm not drinking yeah hot pissed straight out the dick I feel like you need it cold put it on ice yeah if I'm a drink it's got to be It's gotta be cold I have to go I think I'd have to go room temp like body that's awesome it's gonna be nasty anyway no you need some eyes yeah but the umbrella no because if you're going if you're going that way you're just getting straight piss at least a little bit of ice if I'm gonna drink piss give me the straight piece I tried breast milk straight out the tap and cold and cold it was disgusting yeah so I just feel like whatever's coming out the body that's how we supposed to take it I don't think pissing uh it's not the same that's right where my lock is I don't I don't I don't want to go I just when you pee on your hand on an accident it's when you be like yeah but Norm it's a different kind of warmth p is a different one but now pee in a cup with ice and pour it on your hand see how you like that the other week when I almost peed on myself in the car and I had to pee in the the water jug I I smelled the pee and I was like let me see what's going on was it clear it was took a lot of water it wasn't completely clear it was just like it looked like uh like a light apple juice yeah yeah it might be pretty yeah like man could I drink this it don't look as bad that dark also depending on how many vitamins you have and you it could be darker replenishing I took I took so I took magnesium uh some zinc you know I took magnesium a daily vitamin B12 and that was another vitamins yeah when I peed that night it was so golden yellow what's going on here a panic but now I was like oh yeah you can do lime green yeah what color is the lime green because we both said lime green B12 but I think that B12 doesn't matter Brown lime green yeah ever had the lime green man you'd be like what the hell B12 getting that uh Fried Chicken golden brown you ever forgot you ate asparagus before yeah I went in the bathroom and I was like I came out and I was like y'all didn't clean that bathroom man it stink and then I was like oh that was me it was you I forgot from me Pacquiao and Marquez the first fight was a draw yeah second fight Pacquiao third fight Pacquiao last fight so it was a draw and the reason why I think in my head I had it too too because Marquez won that first really he was winning Marcus was damn near winning those fights okay yeah yeah that's it that was it once you get let you get Slappy there's no there's no rematch I don't think like I don't think Israel and I'm gonna fight again because the boy going up to the next weight class yeah you gotta you still gotta if you get knocked out I want my if it's if it's marketable sure you get another fight slap is different slept looks bad slipping is like you stood no chance when you go to sleep in the ring that means it might not be safe and I don't even know if it's because he got knocked out he got knocked out yeah like they had to Salt him yeah but if you kept that Izzy got slapped by a homie before right it was it wasn't a like the same when they called it last night he knocked is he out yeah before yeah if you kept that same energy we don't have this fight yeah that's true you don't need your revenge so now you see them wasn't that the amateurs when they fought no it was different it was time it was different it really wasn't UFC yeah yeah UFC could do everything but it's also like that dude I would say his name wrong but he's a top-notch kickboxer like he's a champ two times in a different two different weight classes he's that guy kickboxing he had no more challenges so he put like this it's okay not to want to fight that guy for sure that's fun you know what I mean like hell yeah but I'm coming back after the sleep when I wake up we're here [Music] the favorite I don't know but some people put their whole pot on themselves uh what's his name does Floyd back in the day he's put his whole check on him UFC changed their rules you can't bet on yourself no more Floyd made a lot of money oh yeah he did he made some great decisions man that's right he's so rich bro and he'd be spending it too oh oh no they had him they were interviewing him something and he was talking about his private jet and they were like so you could just have your pilot just come he's like oh a dude called him yeah like you set him up we're gonna pick him up here later and you know make a U-turn pick him back up here no problem right it's so expensive though it's like crazy for me to use a private jet the money has to be substantially more where I'm going than how much it costs to get there right right so for me to be like all right we're taking the vacation I can't do the private jet because I'm not making money on this vacation you spend at least 10 or 15 grand to get where you're going no more than that probably also he he owns a couple planes so he's renting planes out oh well so it's just paying for the gas for the most part and then when he flies with like 15 people if you buy 15 first class tickets it's cheaper to just buy or rent a plane well they definitely not paying no not the people yeah he didn't have no people chip in yeah I fear you oh yeah yeah us now but him and I think everywhere he goes he's making money him showing up somewhere he don't go nowhere without it being like a business decision right unless it's a vacation like if I set my mind I'm going on vacation I'm spending money because you go to a club and get how much money to show up somebody gonna give you oh hell yeah I'm saying I could be like yeah cause I stopped in to get this band real like right and he goes to Dubai a lot so he uh oh you know that you always so he's picking up a check and and probably getting a lot like a lot of stuff free too and discounts and if you're using discounts I hope he's going to go with honey Floyd Floyd today's episode is sponsored by Honey the easy way to save When shopping on your iPhone or computer how do you feel when you find a deal do you feel smart and lucky yeah well thanks to Honey manually searching for coupon codes is a thing of the past honey is free free shopping too that that scours the internet for promo codes and applies 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on uh desktops it works on your iPhone to just activate it on Safari on your phone and save on the go if you don't already have honey you could be straight up missing out and by getting it you'll be doing yourself a solid favor and supporting this show uh get PayPal honey for free join honey.com slash issues once again that's joinhoney.com issue save some money get honey that was me bars that was me [Music] sorry we was in the chat I know man you know when they asked the question they asked what was the question we'll read it out loud the question was just recently found out Musiq Soulchild came out with a new album and it slaps which is your favorite male and female Neo-Soul artist my favorite male is Maxwell my favorite female is tough between uh uh Jill and Erica for me so Jill Badoo maybe Eric is got uh but those those are my Anthony Hamilton his first few albums though Charlene Maxwell's my male and sure yeah Maxwell's an easy choice but Maxwell he had those is it Urban hangers now those three albums Urban Irvin is no skips he came out the gate with that he did he came out that was a game with that D'Angelo holds strong for me I'm good the only thing about the Angelo I love brown sugar voodoo it's kind of too much going on musically for me in Voodoo like I I didn't I didn't sit in Voodoo that long honestly like I would listen to how does it feel and uh send it on um yeah but I I really wouldn't live in that album like brown sugar I was all in you know lady is fire and he stayed consistent though between those two albums well when I listen to other people I'm like I could just put that on be like I'm good for a while cool Drive yeah you could just put brown sugar on and then music Soul Child's first two albums I listened to heavily yeah that first album is a classic I just want to sing I just want to sing is that the one with Miracle around on there yeah yeah man fire [Music] and then it got more Skippy yes and then Anthony Hamilton coming where I come from and uh then he released Soul life which was the early release but he re-released it after coming where I come from blew up and then the album after that which I forget to name those three major rotations I'm gonna throw Raheem Devon somebody said him they said him in the chat but after their first album it'd be like yeah skips for me they got Lauren Hill as a Neo Soul oh she her album that was the one I got Raphael you can't Pigeon Hill you just throwing Erica but I do when you say female oh you know what let's see yeah Andy irie I did like a lot oh I didn't like any acoustic Soul classic oh Goapele she got one of my favorite songs ever but as far as the whole album together like that yeah I used to listen to her first three I listened nobody like the loud no no listen to him last night though Detroit I like dwele's debut album live they have Eric Linux I remember her is Eric Benet neon soul yeah I don't know because he wears no shoes count no not neo soul I don't think so no might be in that conversation for women what other albums does she have like that was super solid uh braveburg but that group theory album is a classic the reason I put Erica and Jill at the top is because they had multiple albums that I was rotating heavily Mama's gun Mama's gun and uh badoism I gotta go I gotta go with flow yeah does that mean when she was single too you get to keep Chrisette was it Chrisette uh Chrisette Michele is that her name yeah is uh Marsha and uh Ambrosia provided a little bit a lot of whispering but it was never like it was a good it was a good contract it was but I was there for Marsha I was there for Marcia yeah I wasn't there for the the I could have deal without her because we always gonna be there for the singing yeah come on why did they snap this yeah contemporary what does that mean contemporary what is that what is that like the now yeah and then now here in the moment Amy Winehouse black Back in Black is one of my favorite albums of all time that's not neo soul that was very Soulful I don't know I don't understand why I don't get a pass I feel like DeMarco wasn't black I don't think he is London black um Craig David same color not correct it was a little lighter um how come how come white people can get in hip-hop and you can be a rapper but you can't be any kind of racist yeah he was r b r b yeah he's near he's r b what's the difference like a different vibe that's why they had that name that's why they didn't get limped in the r b but Robin Thicke has that Vibe doesn't he no no it's more the Jazzy field and that's yeah very black yeah Amy Winehouse Amy Winehouse has that Amy Winehouse has that feel a little bit because if she counts then she's mine I think you could be white and have some Neil soul in you yeah I thought it was Neo Soul if you ain't got dreads you wasn't wearing African Garden White House like Neo Soul just had a different it was a whole different vibe to it I feel you yeah hey girl but like when I listen to Neil saw I gotta be a better black man like when I hear it I'll be like man I got to get myself let me grow my hair out it's a genre it's a genre of popular music as a term it was coined by music industry entrepreneur keter messenberg during the late 1990s to Market and describe a style of music that emerged from Soul and contemporary r b heavily based and Soul music Neo-Soul is distinguished by a less conventional sound in this contemporary r b counterpart with Incorporated elements ranging from Funk jazz fusion hip hop and African music two pop rock and electronic um but we started it has been noted by music writers for his traditional r b influences conscious driven lyrics and strong female presidents that all sounds like Amy Winehouse is uh we talked about this before blue eyesole that's what remember hold on Amy Winehouse never sung about her hair yeah wait wait did the Jewish guy give it its name that's what it sounds like to me the name is Kadar no whatever Tony said his name is he said conscious brother so we gotta look him up I don't know looking for a picture so get out of here you're right scrap kick myself blue eyes arm she's r b she does ballads but she's dating so there you go and she hasn't happened yeah um yeah he was a struggling black dude yeah like is he is he burning incense he got someone to burn into Wikipedia has Amy Winehouse so of course they would so white man's internet we can't discriminate she's definitely Soulful oh easily what tears this that's what she would say right now she's rooted in the black sound of course she is that song with her Nas cherry wine oh man I love that [ __ ] yeah but who ain't at this point what rooted in the black cell bless you yeah that mashups they've been doing with the country music and the hip-hop beats I'm like hey this whole time I like country I just needed a different beat I found the whole all these new AI songs I'm like oh [ __ ] I love Kanye singing all these songs [Music] and using uh an artist's AI voice and they put the voice on the whole song and it sings the song oh it's good though some of it it takes a while to get it that good but it's it's terrible it's gonna be one of the things like legally definitely because it's starting to get and it keeps getting better so ensuing now uh over it I forgot who they just did a song with like somebody did one with Jay-Z and it sounded like a real Jay-Z verse like you really have to find a way to stop it because you can just say whatever and then it'll sound like you said it but you didn't oh it'll sound like Jay-Z said it bro it sounds just like Jay-Z and the thing is what you do is you type the lyrics in then they put the voice behind it or else if you have a voice down already then they put the voice over it like say my voice right now I could go into the computer and take what I'm saying right now and then flip it be like all right I want to sound like Jay-Z yeah I don't like all this AI stuff so fast when there's a project that's right that's right somebody was like yo I need this not a problem yeah you figure that [ __ ] out tune it up how much how much here's my here's my invoice Terminators will forever hilarious man I'm telling you these cats who aren't using AI you're doing yourself a disservice you want to get some [ __ ] done the same because you're all you're doing is you're taking the thing you go like great then I put my stamp on an iPhone it's the same thing as rewriting bro which is writing yeah cut to hasta la vista yeah it's gonna be super fast a whole bunch of different movies now with his face on it his voice doing like scenes from different movies you see him in a mask and [ __ ] yeah you seen that one no is that a real one yeah they did them on a cable guy oh hilarious damn oh damn cable guy that's my great uh do you guys like that oh I don't know do it again I'm horrible at a cable guy I have horrible assets I want to get him to do it again I can't do any Impressions or voices bro it is awful are you doing impressions as well [Music] um no no I think about practicing like good but I don't be it takes a lot of work that I don't want to do because once people start getting like the mannerisms down with it then they'll be like oh this is you're getting another level yeah yeah good evening ladies and gentlemen that was cat that was okay oh I don't think that was a that was a good cat Tony got it all right if somebody can pinpoint it's not terrible yeah that's terrible your minds was awful good evening ladies and gentlemen I don't know I thought you were trying to Australian I think it would be like um the first one I was like the second one let me hear trash um your [ __ ] got everything messed up let me tell you guys how we are going to do this right here okay uh now uh at first I got none of the at first when you said you can't do it too long yeah ladies and gentlemen you gotta do one of those and you you did and then you gotta keep it and go I got another one no he looks you gotta sound like that yeah you got a cat Tony huh yeah you have to prepare yourself I got this perm yeah I'm you're [ __ ] up my hair [ __ ] I feel like yours keeps getting further away bro like when people who can just keep You Got Talented cats Trey Williamson he do Katt Williams oh he does he kills it he do uh pops kills that too yeah uh I'll be seeing his promo videos those are harder there which name though Marlins Doberman first name too yeah I did not know until until yeah oh he does yo Marlon was good in the movie Air he got one scene in their movie huh but it was just like it was a good scene okay I was like all right it's good how was Chris Tucker I want to see it Chris Tucker was good it was funny how I don't know just looking at Chris now as opposed to Old Chris it's just funny seeing him older is he reinvented now I would say he was ready he got the spray the who all the you guys showing back up and now they all got the fresh spray liner oh I didn't even I didn't even really pay attention was his was his acting like slower or was he still the high upbeat energy hand I could I can tell like there's there's one scene in the movie where he's talking to Matt Damon early early on and it it sounded like they were kind of letting him go a little bit like within the within the context of the plot yeah it sounded like they was letting him go because he was saying a lot to Matt just like what was going on and how black folks perceive certain things yeah and I was just like I could tell they kind of let him do that yeah yeah some stuff you like nobody else right now yes it was like I feel like this is some Chris on this particular scene and uh Marlin played like a real life person of Marvel play straight man no he was just like a he was based on a real person so okay that little conversation they had it was like a dope little scene his first dude to buy some Jordans huh he said he was the first dude to buy Jordans oh in the movie I'm making it up but yeah but that one little scene it was cool though I was like all right now Marlon was in there and then it was just good I was like man that's a good news has it has it been different from Marlon since the special Drop Like is it is it a different thing than like I feel like I'm gonna say that he's bigger now but I feel like he's getting mentioned differently now amongst but have you guys noticed it all right go ahead Craig it was a big month of specials that month so uh and he had dropped a lot of projects so I don't know what exactly he maybe gained the attention from I like this special more and his other stuff that he's done uh it's actually the first special that I liked of his and uh I don't know I'm like he's grown he's grown a lot more before this so maybe that's what it was and now we're seeing the stuff come together more but my eyes he's always been on this same upward path ain't really been no drops yeah no drama no drops but I feel like his name felt like the respect of him because you know nobody respects the Wayans they don't mean what are you talking about they'll talk about all the goats and then the goats will have a conversation about the weigh-ins but everybody else be like oh no it's this person now this person now this person now no they don't they were just a couple not too long ago they was like man what's he worked on the last couple years like he had the biggest TV show like they should I remember that ebony man Cuisine or one of the magazines where they had the top 25 Comedians and he wasn't on that list they jumped from Eddie Murphy to Martin and it's like no yeah Damon held down comedy for about a good 10-year stretch and the whole shebang would move and maybe that's why it's different to me because in the 90s was everything yeah yeah it's like this is who we just two guys yeah we're scary movie drops and it's like these guys have a rain yeah for 20 years I'm saying yeah I'm like what am I missing that I don't because I don't know if I've heard the same but I'm like what are my and in general just we've been the only people on TV for 40 years pretty much for sure for real for real and big vehicles not just like Keenan was on y'all and Eddie for love and honor and shows like that I feel like Damon Jr crossed over the best what you mean as far as like you see him in a lot of like white stuff yeah oh yeah as a win that's where he grew up at that's that's just he grew up private schools so when he goes in a lot of those roles weren't renting for black people hmm he just went in and they're like oh he [ __ ] fits yeah he's funny and he fits and he's not trying to do this or trying right he's himself he's himself because he'd be a lot of like you know hell oh [ __ ] I'm saying black dude he did a Will Ferrell movie we was like oh [ __ ] are you talking about the other guy yeah yeah the other guy is so damn other guys are underrated bro it's hella underwrite other guys on the radio because they got a lot of like what the hell is this man when they jumped off that damn roof we almost collapsed the whole whisper fight remember oh yeah stupid kept saying I'm a peacock they was like what are you talking about he was so funny in that [ __ ] I didn't know he was a comedian before and then he was like well he's a comedian I was like oh that makes sense it's weird when you kill him Tom Hanks his picture in the uh The Improv you're like what Tom Hanks did stand up yeah well I wonder what was it I wonder if back then it was just a phase for like Tom Hanks no no he was a complete stand-up and then he did the Bosom Buddies and then he started doing uh big is what made him Splash straight into acting bachelor party but it makes sense though because he was funny yeah everybody truly loves sand they'll be staying in it right but when you you you know you start acting it's just like all right in the 80s too stand up was a lot different because people were coming out here and being full-on characters so that they could be casted in something so their whole stand-up would be like this is who I am this is my family they go down the whole thing so you can see exactly what is my TV show that's right and now they sell it on stage and Michael Keaton's real name is Michael Douglas what oh I see why he changed it oh yeah I don't know that so he changes to Michael Key funny man I get that he's my favorite actor for like 10 years who's your favorite actor like Michael Key it was good man on the Shelf of Mr Mom yeah Beetlejuice Johnny dangerously it was like yo I like it [Music] so the first he cloned himself it was fine and then that third the Clone made a clone and that one was wasn't all there but that character had me dying the Clone made a clone yeah cause that's how great he was I forget that Michael Keaton was beating he was Batman Batman for sure within like a couple years of each other huh yeah uh Beetlejuice was 88 Batman was 89. plus that was my favorite guy yeah so I was all in and then when he resurged after uh with that Birdman movie and I was like yeah it was solid and then he killed it in the Spider-Man yeah Birdman was one one single shot right the whole movie yeah that was the it was it was kind of a mind I wanted to like it more than I did but it was cool it was something to see I was wondering how they how they filmed that did they just shoot for two hours in one weird or be like where we leave off yesterday with the shot right what in that movie was he what was it about I forgot what was happening was that at all was he on drug was it fantasy what was happening that's one of the movies would be like so wait what was this yeah Oscar talk yeah but you don't really understand it yeah what do you think oh man tell me what it is keep guessing there's zero black movies like that what was this black movie about there's some weird black ones wasn't that one weird as hell wasn't it kind of weird with uh Denzel's son and um us I could understand at the end because they they wrapped it up to where it's like oh I see what happened had the twist at the end but I understood it yeah I was waiting for us two to come out yeah us just had a bunch of weird things you were like it was weird things going on but it wasn't like it doesn't make sense once they did that flip and I saw the other people and I was like [ __ ] and then I couldn't tell what was going on at the end then it kind of got me I was like okay yeah I got you now I didn't like the last black man in San Francisco like I wanted to that was a little we never saw it it was it was strange it was definitely it who directed that uh okay let me see which one car was on it though sorry to bother you Jonathan majors in that movie uh yeah he's always weird and not but have you you know I've seen him on the covers just because of how crazy it is like that when it switches literally the first half of that movie I was like okay then it switched and I was like where are we going I like him we're in Atlanta but then I think he stays that character in his real life and does these movies where I'm like wait this is weird his small scene and get out was great though oh yeah yeah it was like Top Notch bro I was like him and uh him in the season finale of Atlanta like the the ending crazy and he was really good at the cowboy movie oh he was fantastic but no that's not the kid from stranger things is it he's the kid from the he did the uh the movie based on I mean a TV show based on The Comedy Store what's the name of the movie you know what I'm talking about yeah yeah he was a man he was actually the Western the black Western I'm dying up here oh dying up here yeah so that kid he was the same oh he was in that yeah he was in that the main character in that yeah the key was good in the Judas in the black that's right yeah I hated him so that's all I know I liked it well yeah it was like but he also played weird I was like come on you don't need to be the weird guy in here it's kind of weird but it works it works for him it's versatile weirdness RJ Seiler yeah even these little ad-libs I was watching Atlanta he's like yeah where's the Joffrey race and I was like why do you want to go there that's but that's his character the whole show you know who I'm not a fan of the kid who plays Rizza in the Wu-Tang I keep seeing him and stuff and I keep going like how you keep getting these gigs bro I just go like y'all I didn't like him equalizer too he was born yeah I was like yeah I love him and they that that movie was like they did the Bay Area dirty it was like certain stuff they were doing and I was like we wouldn't do it it's hard when you're from somewhere it's hard to watch movies right get made like I hate Coach Carter so and I remember that I remember that team because it was all over the paper like if he was making a big deal about when he locked to school like it was a big deal but I was like they made this team seem like and when they got when they couldn't play us again we was like thank God they not [ __ ] got suspended yeah I remember that Year bro y'all don't like it because the inconsistencies and then just uh and even like even the time frame like they asked the kid what does it feel like to be the next LeBron James LeBron was 15 right at the time what the hell are you talking about LeBron was even LeBron yet yeah I'll tell you a good one to capture debate Fruitville Station that was an award that's why no but it was Jordan yeah they found cats doing it yeah he overdid the like it's a difference in certain areas like uh Vallejo won't say bro we'll say bro yeah in certain areas would be like bro bro and I think I think Oakland falls in the brush but it was a little bit over the top of it that's how I felt when uh I was was I living in Atlanta when Atlanta came out I don't think so but when I got older I was starting to I watched it again and like how I was going to these differences yeah the movie yeah ATL my bad um I was watching it back and I was like oh so this is how they was portraying it and then when I got into High School they were kids were bringing it up like now we not like the movie you don't get it twisted like it's ATL or something because we're playing against Westlake they're on the south side and I was in North Springs was on the North side and you know in the movie they had like this you boozy because you from up this side and all this other stuff like that and I was at North Springs then I went to West Lake and I was like oh I see it's a little different so I was like I get it I kind of get it now we from the north yeah that way right they but now they that's even further that's further North Gwinnett is not really like anybody from Atlanta would tell you Gwinnett is not really that's where they're from that's where they're from that's what Amigos is from okay yeah um they gave it the name like oh yeah we didn't know so it's like even further outside of where I was I was in Sandy Springs which is an outlier of uh like right up North but they are like North East like even further they're like 30 45 minutes at least oh that's from downtown or anything like that old County yeah exactly most of Atlanta is like suburbs outside so they don't even like be in Atlanta like that no no it's like Lancaster yeah yeah I didn't like Chiraq but doesn't does the shy capture Chicago they don't feel Chicago don't feel like a character on that show like they're in Chicago but I feel like you're gonna call it the South Side feels like Chicago because the references they make are Chicago let's just be like oh yeah yeah and from the first episode we at Kennedy King oh no my brother Scott went to Kennedy king so I'm already like you know what we're talking about they really like you know the references they make on the south side the shot they barely mentioned the city yeah it's just you know just a good show that show could be in any city in America and just call it the shot we just call it so but South Side definitely feels like Chicago for sure and they put a lot of Chicago people in it all the time they've been making that effort right did you get in there almost oh what happened and uh they're not getting renewed uh [Music] got canceled they didn't get renewed threes last season yeah chance you audition no I was talking to uh Diallo and uh directly yeah and I'm like yo I want in it it's not over yet yeah because that show was really shows now yeah I heard it was going somewhere else it might oh it's not it's not over here living in talks that is going somewhere else right didn't they just win an award on it I don't know because I heard it was really good though stop sign yeah I was like yeah what network was it on HBO uh uh Showtime salsa the shy is Showtime wow oh Max I could watch that oh I don't know HBO got some hitters man I thought uh what are you gonna say no to go back to your question about Marlin I'm sorry I know oh yeah go ahead what I noticed about Marlin is the ticket sales oh really yeah they're they're like going up hell yeah because of the Netflix I think because of the specials okay yeah because he was like man we I'm selling out like two three weeks before we get there yeah you know he's always sold out they always had extra shows but now it's just it's like at like you had in the Thursday Chicago we're doing we're doing a Chicago improv two weekends in a row oh wow so I never I've never did that ever are you just gonna stay there for the two weeks [Laughter] in Chicago yeah into the road at the same place that's crazy that's wow he's doing the Improv twice I thought it was I thought it was a typo I was like why are we going why are we doing this twice what's that room hold I think like four oh nice yeah we wanted Schaumburg yeah yeah like four yeah the people oh yeah they're gonna come out if they want to see you yeah but Schaumburg is a little it's the safe spot to go they like we ain't going down you can go to uh you can go to clubs downtown Chicago to say uh the uh House of Blues what you call it the Laugh Factory is in the safe area you know I'm talking about clubs clubs I don't think downtown really don't they got they got riddles and also in the worst strip club in the world Chicago got the worst yeah I ain't never been to the strip club in Chicago [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] foreign [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] DC where you at this week this week in Chicago Chicago Illinois somebody just said re-watching Players Club and I just realized that Ronnie dropped Myron off at Diamond's house I have to rewind and everybody's like yo that what that is I don't I don't remember why that's such a big deal because he was a stalker and so she let him he she took him over there so I never I never repeat that wait who got them all Ronnie Ronnie the one she fought the blind yeah she took him over there how they find that up I guess just re-washing paying attention oh yeah I just saw that not long ago uh I am on uh YouTube I'm Charles Rogers me and Dion have a new we're we're airing our episodes after daddy issues now so on Thursdays you will have a new episode of lack around your chats it's a uh uh uh companion show it's a daddy issues that's how they do you know they do those they're doing on TV and they find them partner shows at 8 30. that's where we are now yeah yeah um also I am in Pleasanton California this weekend hosting for this morning stand up again Tony Baker I went out Sunday had a great day I'm hosting I expect to hear good stuff when you come here Tony was like yo you got 25 I was like I can work on it you got your merch I do got some merch what'd you get Detroit hats hey I just sell Detroit hats I got some uh big ready shirts with my logo on them ready I'll show you guys I don't have them here today and uh so yeah I'm there with them uh uh for you bro me too I got a spot to know tomorrow night you know what I mean are you getting ready yeah just say the day was that Wednesday Wednesday uh but you know those are just spots I've been hitting spots for the last couple weeks yeah she gave me three spots she was mad cool uh the chick from uh comedies Irina I appreciate you Irene and probably not watching this anywho uh yeah so it's been cool did some new stuff hit which I figured it would it's like that's right I still got it just shake it up hey come on shake that dust off so yeah keanathan uh I too will be at Tommy no I'm not going good though no I was stuck games so uh I will be local for the next couple weeks I'm just doing shows around L.A and then I don't go back on the road until May so yeah I'm chilling um I'll be in Pleasanton California Bay Area hosting for me hosting for Chaz Rogers um I will be up there five shows uh so pull up man we really coming out there Thursday through Saturday we will be there live direct um also check out verbal cardio new episodes drop every Wednesday be on the lookout for the air movie review that's coming up real soon I'm gonna cook that up uh today it'll probably drop uh it might already be it by the time you hear this um depending on how fast they get it out get it chopped up and get it ready for you um also you know if you're not a member of my patreon man join up we'll be doing movie Nights on the regular get in on it it's a good time uh check out my uh uh tour dates go to my Instagram click the link in my bio all the cities are available now um and they're uh get your tickets earlier tickets man shout out to the Chatsworth we appreciate y'all for being up in here talking and listening and chiming in and asking us the good questions and do you want to say one thing you know yeah yeah Chicago like I want besides I don't want here I want something different besides wings okay what am I looking for pizza and pizza I don't want the cliche Pizza you want the wings of pizza I don't know cliche peace or wings I want to try some Italian beef Italian beef you can go to uh Portillo's or Ricky beanies has a really good uh steak sandwich um um a lot of good Chinese food all over Chicago um oh they got good jumbo shrimp too the fried shrimp inside what's an Italian beef Italian beef is uh it's like I don't really cook I'm trying to describe the texture of the beef it's like Arby's beef that you drip in the water but it's not like roast beef it's like it feels you know how roast beef is like Smooth yeah Italian beef is not like that but it's kind of it's kind of that consistency and then they they put it in a bun and uh you can get it wet or dry okay then you can get a wet bun or a dry one okay they put peppers on there sometimes they merge it with the Italian sausage and you get the Italian beef around it all right you know depending on if you want that stroke or not hot dogs alone in Chicago are top now oh the hot dogs are incredible hot dogs sound like an easier I can get it I mean yeah you should do it all but they're yeah you're never disappointed a Chicago dog let me get a Chicago dog usually they got tomatoes on there uh that's different yeah they give you the uh the pepper bun what yeah it's like little peppers on the on the bun itself okay yeah you'd be like this is just get it done I'm gonna hunt down the hot dogs if you do go get pizza says have you been Aurelio's have you talked about this no no it might be is it in Chicago is it is in Chicago Todd Thomas took me there maybe yeah we got jokes together I was at his wedding a couple years ago the day I almost [ __ ] on myself on the plane that was where I was going the time that's why I was traumatized I talked to him he's the entire reason I even know y'all it's because of Todd Thomas wow he brought me it's crazy Thomas he was always buff and he had he was in great shape he was like Pro he was like like amateur pro wrestling not pro yeah amateur wrestling and everything like that yeah tiles were always one of those cool dudes but you knew not to like cross I know he was very no Chicago okay anyways I really was the super dope all right for a hot dog give me a Glizzy Goblin man the Glizzy you guys get out there man Lizzy gobbler alert watch out you're gonna have some good food I just want to try something different you're gonna have some you're gonna have a good time you got good seafood or not like uh JJ's Fish we got JJ's is it the same I think we got JJ's from y'all because we there's a JJ's in the bay really yeah it could it could be I think we probably got it from you yeah so yeah JJ's fishing Chicago they're good you got Leon's Barbecue you got Lynn's Barbecue on 75th and you get there I can get there easy Uber I don't think we're gonna be going to 75th why not I don't want to go you know I think we're going to stay in downtown uh you know go go with the blacks don't be scared oh there's black people downtown Chicago [Laughter] lives on 75th Leon's Barbecue Docs I'm not sure if docs is still out there in Chicago but they got some good fish too okay yeah so another shot Brown's Chicken well you don't want no chicken but anyway you should just try different chicken spots I don't want to go out there I just want to try something I'm gonna do a review I'll feed on something besides pizza or coffee I might come out that way I feel that Craig say that I'll be popping up do we be popping up DC he popped up in um when I said it singular yeah she don't pop up all the time but he popped up he said he's gonna pop up yeah he went for 11. I was at three shows I was in North Carolina for a couple shows I was in Boston for a couple shows he was there when I didn't go to him in North Carolina right yeah I was with you somewhere when he was okay I popped up a couple times okay you know hey we popping up in a different city that's really big though it is because a random out of like it's not like I'm coming to the crib yeah [Music] that's a solid pop-up man yeah so you can get on the show man I'm trying man all right y'all we out we out

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Published: Thu Apr 13 2023