Curse Of Intelligence | House M.D.

you're stupid well I'm a rubber and you're glue is that pedestrian he's stupid at least stupider and he should be he's a DXM junkie ashteroth whorfin as in cough syrup wasn't to him for his cough it's cheap available at your corner drugstore I take it in high doses it's a dumb drug dumb drug well he obviously has any spark compared to you he's a compared to what he was rowboat tripping lowers the IQ also causes brain damage less taken with the proper amount of ethanol about one drink per day he wasn't abusing the booze and taking the cough remedy medicinally he was abusing the cough meds and taking the booze medicinally Bravo why would you do that if you had a gift why would you just throw it away I didn't throw it away just turned it down a little when my brain was on low everything didn't seem so miserable anymore life was bearable I thought that I did that you do long term abusive DXM explains all your symptoms even oh sweet irony your cough hold valve wash activated charcoal you know traces of it out of your system will be the unhappiest little courier in no time I don't think I can live without it you'd be surprised what you can live without make him a genius I can't believe it he looks so much better already we were thinking about calling GQ lavage is remove all traces of the XM from his body you're trying again what is it just doodles no it's not you want to me I want to know this is a raw deal he'll accomplish my device it determines the amount of energy expended by the subatomic particles I'm thirsty could you give me a juice or something yeah of course so happy to me I told you you know what the difference between her IQ and mine is 91 points in relation she's closer to a Gibbon than she is to me having sex with her would be an act of bestiality I assume you didn't marry her for her skill in Applied Physics I just wish she could spell it you really think you'd be happier and someone who could spelled that no that's the problem I'm the one who's a jerk but I owe her everything I want to want to be with her and when I'm clear I I can't he needs your help what happened to your face I was mowing the lawn when the phone rang you're a computer feed you data analyze it what are you gonna feed me 20 years of medical knowledge - it's not gonna work I know I don't have anyone else to ask as long isn't it it's not that bad and you're not that smart you ever tried to kill yourself not quickly I did 12 years ago I jumped off the top of my eight story building into a dumpster in that day before pickup I broke my collarbone my leg and three ribs but I was in the hospital they put me on narcotics and suddenly everything was just better I didn't feel isolated or lonely that's why I met my wife she was so happy and dumb and I was smart miserable you tell me you of it geniuses I fell in love with her buzzed out of my head and I knew I want it to stay that way forever [Music] enjoy easier on your conscience if I die an idiot it's a conscience which ribs did you break in the fall down the left side yeah bottom three that was 12 years ago it's probably cost me my marriage so better be awesome ferrous oxide contrast gets absorbed by the spleen unless he doesn't have one which case nor by the liver and Fries that they're killing you think I opened him up and didn't take out his spleen all organs still look kind of the same red and squishy oh my god accessory splint okay that is amazing twelve years eight stories in a dumpster ago he broke three ribs damage to spleen but so it split off circulated through his bloodstream until they landed and attached somewhere else so it is TTP I just didn't remove all of your spine 2:16 splenectomy z' pretty sure he gets a set of steak knives with that I can outrun you sorry about the nose and the eye and the eyebrow guess I deserved it oh I thought that I wouldn't be apologizing your v slipped everybody kept bugging me asking if I was okay bless my nose to keep people off your back pretty much making people even more worried about you maybe at least they're not talking to me about it fair enough juice you [Music] you

Channel: House M.D.

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Keywords: Gregory House, House M.D., Dr House, House, Hugh Laurie, House Funniest Moments, House Best Moments, Allison Cameron, Olivia Wilde, Lisa Cuddy, Wilson, Best Of House, Thirteen, Foreman, Chase

Id: tLMzEOoSjc4

Length: 7min 31sec (451 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 06 2018