Critical Role Grog and Taryon Darrington goes Shopping

let's go find a place to buy some potions all right are you like are you accustomed to buying things very much oh you have like a personal shopper I actually do nice well show me how it's done all right I'll take you under my wing so to speak yeah I'm a bit big so I don't know how you're going to do that Dodie join us and as you guys walk through the streets everyone stares partially because you are a bright shiny beacon of finely polished gems and armor flanked by a massive gold bearded Goliath and whatever the [ __ ] Dodie is oh hi greetings good day good afternoon don't mind them ah they're my friends Wow about five minutes of walking before two armored bastions come off in there kind of piecemeal leather and scale birthday armor with their heavy fur cloaks over the shoulders holding Spears you you woke with strange company what's your business here ambassador we are wandering merchants trying to find find some textiles to buy to resell in other lands that's all don't mind my traveling companions they're my protectors I travel as a merchant with a lot of coin and so I found these two at UH at a leper colony and nurse them back to health it was also a like a workout gym sort of a muscle man place so they're they're really buff but they're also lepers so that explains their matted hair biggest deception yes please as a normal person now I'm so excited we do what deception yeah whoo I better use luck oh that's worse I use the higher winners in just a second one he he leans in real fast no no that's it's gotta be unfortunate being so buff and so filled with leprosy it is their cross to bear that's why this one doesn't even talk and this one is a as a leper a few words leans back in the two guards watch you guys and kind of nod and step back and what you continue to pass thank you my god it burns you guys keep walking they slowly close behind you and just begin to follow from about 30 feet back that was amazing have you ever loved anybody before yeah I think I have a talent for it though I I felt the words coming out I was like oh right it was thrilling girls exciting and they were going with it they were eating it up I had the right where I wanted them I could've done [ __ ] anything it was great trunk yeah yeah yeah like on a scale of 1 to 2 how do you think it with I mean choose the higher of the two right oh you don't know I feel good I'm good yeah now remember if anyone asks you just go oh oh liberal and Canoga are they following us now oh I have looked you turn around right at them and 30 feet back you're walking and they stop as you stop till they get where whoa really don't you look this place is where the goods are all right yeah but how do we shake the odds gay what well I came out with didn't think that you know what they do in the comfort of their own home water you don't think there's any shaking them but why don't you leave on Twinkletoes outside and we go in purely dirty cannot read something I'm he can stay here and keep watch but if they ask of anything he will be route is that all right you think was well good all right maybe just tell them to like be cool don't e which as you turn you see keeping drawing I guess look the entire time everything you guys have been discussing study act cool that means book down don't say a word and if the gods get close let us know with some sort of a sound you don't actually sure what's inside the book but it's a small I can held bookings kind of reading through a board no no no no I don't wanna know if no it's just me and my new rich friend I rich nation jet not recording in on it no it's just the two of us in fence very rich extreme what do you see where he's covered in oh what is that oh just outside the door there yes he's a man great well then how about 9,000 hmm you drive a very hard bargain big friend however because it's you d don't pay the man I would have judged even this is coming out of my my purse and I I insist that you negotiate with me and not tarry this man drugs a really well-known establishment if we leave here after having struck that bargain and we don't pay there will be more guards outside tankers what was that here behind you guys doorway oh [ __ ] so the impulsion impacts of metal rapidly and heavily but we're yard oh Jesus garage with into a long sword and you glance behind and you see walking through the doorway the very heavy hulking figure of Dodi you carrying two unconscious guards that are coming to me hand you a bunch of bows one Tommy to the Joe just for extra measure okay those jaws are very broken oh well yo guy really did a number call okay um everybody's gonna die all right whoo we're gonna play like everyone that we see very good exactly can the shop of you you've got a dime okay all right partners all right I'll do whatever you say is there like a counter in the show yeah the counter different area they have been present working yeah can you see through the counter know that the prior is the back room who come here he's wrapping your without right now know what this happens let's get rid of the get rid of the whooping Michelle but they're like is there like a tapestry or they're like a rug as they're like it's not a very big there was a secondary room to the side it looks at this upper platform but not a thing where it's bedroom is maybe uh-huh there's a couple lanterns it's warm lid on the interior and see looking around it's not a huge establishment but I mean make it think of it more exceptional check I feel better - yeah no idea telephone it's in the cabin woods they sit him up up there just sleepin and nobody remembers they have jaws the jaws of the blood you know there's all the terrible yeah well didn't you put a mask on Dottie let's do it again I can't I don't have extra mass look if we do brought them somewhere on I said I support up in the corner and I said the other one over no like laying it on as showing up okay oh my god what there's great work how can I even I can't other those are too big a scale our new mega hold it our just a poor Renee all over a month why would they be in you're drinking their cards on doing a terrible god they make horrible our choices are the wrong wrong I love vector challenges I threw it in their laps cool now I need you to vomit on them oh I can't vomit do it right now put your finger down your throat help on these green intimidation shag rug [ __ ] god what am I gonna say okay make it make it inside check sure sixteen vomit on those [ __ ] and that's gonna be gift forever maybe goes to syndrome Oh God natural 2000 thirty Seconds to be trying to get yourself passed before the shop owner comes back beautifully packaged here's a funny feeling potion alright happen I'm really sorry these two gentlemen obviously have been off their ass they came in here smelling of booze looking for lock something to make them feel better I don't know and they just passed out in your corner is if someone you know that we could call up really hey just leave it a mess up [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god please afore line she slowly hands out this really nice bundle and it has like a little bow on it and it's wrapped and hens without uterus please take this and never come back see for the rest were there ever again your presence has brought me no end and pain just go obviously we have gotten a better end of this deal I think that that is true absolutely you still have the girls ago recently all right thank you for your daddy good idea let's go don't become butter this is very turn yeah and just come just running after you guys' you exit the ship upon [ __ ] that was amazed oh we gotta go we gotta like holed up somewhere for a minute you know drink please yeah

Channel: Jon Engqvist

Views: 233,934

Keywords: gaming, rpg, roleplaying, D&D, Dungeons and dragons, boardgame, geek, geek and sundry, grog, keyleth, percy, pike, scanlan, vax'ildan, vex'ahlia, matt mercer, vox machina, nerdiness, critical role, tabletop, p&P, P & P, Pen & Paper, D & D, Dungeon and Dragons, Dungeon & Dragons, voice actors, hollywood, actors, dragons, monsters, Taryon darrington, doty, Shopping, shopping spree, potions, chaos, escalation

Id: a_BDywZFKfw

Length: 12min 38sec (758 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 24 2017