(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (dramatic whooshing) - Welcome to Good Mythical More. Let's discover the most
insane donut creations to have ever existed. - But first, let's tell a 10 word story. I'll start. - All right. - You'll start. Start it good. - Boys. - Eat. - Their. - Nuggets. - When. - Sisters. - (laughing) Don't. - Love. - Their. - Nuggets. - Boys eat nuggets. Boys eat their nuggets when sisters don't love their nuggets. - I mean, who else is
gonna eat the nuggets? - So when your sister doesn't
finish all her nuggets. - If I had a sister, that's what I'd do. - Boys eat them. - [Stevie] I was picturing nuns. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah. The boys come in and eat the nuggets. - Where you going with that? - When the nuns don't
finish them on nugget day. Fridays, fish nugget day. - Where? - The Catholic church. - Oh. - Yeah. - Oh. (laughing) (crew laughing) Stevie, I bet you've got
some crazy doughnut creations that you're gonna show us. - Oh, heck yeah, and
you're gonna have to guess if they're real or if I'm
lying to you, which I do often. - Is it technically you are lying? - Yes. - [Stevie] That's a good question. - Are you taking credit for the lie? Because from a moral standpoint, I think whoever wrote this is lying and I think we should track them down. - But is it ultimately lying, if the context is that you could be lying? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - This is a game. - Yeah, it is a game. - This is not life. - But listen, have you ever
known somebody like that who is so against lying
that every single thing that's not exactly the truth is wrong? Those people that annoy me big time. - That's how I was raised by my mother. - Yeah, she's one of the most annoying. No, I love her. She's great. Your mom's not like that, man.
- No, she's not. - Your mom kind of a loose cannon. - You never know what
you're gonna get with Sue. - [Stevie] The Pad Thai
donut is a vanilla cake donut drizzled with peanut butter,
coconut, and sriracha. - Okay. The ingredients could
work because it could stay in the right dessert realm. - I believe that that
sounds like it could work. That's quite a lie, if that's a lie. - I think that's fun. - I'm gonna use the term lie. - [Stevie] It's real! - [Link] Yes! - [Rhett] Where's that at? - [Stevie] It is at Rebel Donut
in Albuquerque, New Mexico. - Albuquerque. I don't get out there enough. - That looks pretty good, does it not? Is there two types of nuts
or what are the big things? Cashews? - [Stevie] No, I think it's
just peanuts and coconut flakes. - [Rhett] Yeah, I think a cashew
got snuck into the peanuts. - Yeah. - But I do think most
of those peanuts, yeah. - They got a little sloppy. And the sriracha might throw you a bit, but I bet that's good. It looks nice. Little blurry. - Albuquerque, huh? - All right. One for one. - [Stevie] The beet salad donut. - The beet salad? - [Stevie] Yeah, the beet salad donut. - Is that B-E-E-T or B-E-A-T? - [Stevie] B-E-E-T. - Beet. - [Stevie] Consists of a beet
custard filling the hole. - Yeah, the hole. - [Stevie] And orange goat
cheese glaze and candied fennel. - Candied fennel. What is fennel?
- This tastes horrible. Says my mind, who just tasted it. - What is fennel? - It's has a licorice-y
sort of taste to it. They put it in a sausage. It gives sausage that a little bit of- - Oh, yeah. - Aromatic-ness that it has. It's actually really good, sometimes. It's easily overdone, though. I don't think this is done
because candied fennel- - [Stevie] It looks like
a thick a, oh, sorry. A thick celery with little- - Oh, I didn't know what it looked like. - [Stevie] The bottom, yeah. And then it has leaves because
you can shave it into stuff. - I thought about fennel seeds. - [Stevie] Fennel seeds
are part of it, but no. The actual fennel plant,
you can shave onto things. - Okay, I've never actually
seen that part of the process. - But the seeds are in sausage. That's interesting.
- [Stevie] Yeah. - All right, so I think
it's really creative. It's pushing the envelope too far. I think someone did it, though. - I don't believe anybody did it. - [Stevie] It's real! - Yes! - [Stevie] And can be
found at Glazed Gourmet in Charleston, South Carolina. - Good old Charleston. I remember, there were swings
everywhere in Charleston. You ever been to Charleston? - Yeah, Charleston is a- - You can walk along the beach. - Such a unique place. - There's public places where
there's piers with swings. Yeah, I didn't see this donut, but Christy and I were basically
just all over each other. I mean, there wasn't much else to see. This is our second wedding anniversary. We went to Charleston. We were just all over each other. - Charleston got some of
the best food in the nation. - Yeah, man. We made a reservation at this place and then we just stayed in the car and just were all over each other. - Okay. - We didn't go all the way. - You do you. Yeah, I know. I took you to your third anniversary before you went all the way. (both laughing) This is well-documented. We talked about it for 36 months and I was like, no, let me
draw the picture for you again. (Rhett laughing) - Speaking of which, this is something that we will talk about on- - Do I have to use Barbie
dolls to explain this? - If you're afraid of where
we're going right here, don't to our podcast. But if you like it,
listen to Ear Biscuits. Matter of fact, we're
celebrating the 300th episode of Ear Biscuits with many listener's help, maybe including you. - Yeah, many listeners. - Many listener's helps. - Not mini listeners. We're not only taking
suggestions from children. - What I'm saying is
listen to Ear Biscuits, if you wanna know about- - Fennel. - Everything about us. - The fennel episode. - Beet salad. - [Stevie] Ricky Rozay. - Ricky Rozay. - [Stevie] Is a donut deep
fried in chicken grease, dipped in lemon glaze, and then tossed in lemon pepper seasoning. - What's the rosé? Is there any rosé in it? - [Stevie] Rozay, I feel
like I may be missing a reference here, but
Rozay is spelled R-O-Z-A-Y. - I'm also missing it. - I don't think. My qualm with this is frying
something in chicken grease. - This is real. - I just don't think you can
get that much chicken grease. - I mean, typically, lies make more sense. - [Stevie] I think this
is a Rick Ross reference. - I got nothing. - Okay. - I'm saying it's real, though. - I'm still saying it's not real. - Ricky Rozay? Oh, is that's what he
refers to himself as? - [Stevie] It is fake. - Oh. We're tied up again. So there's no picture because it's fake. - Yeah. - [Stevie] Yeah. Devils death dance. - I see what you're doing here. See the pictures of us
that you're showing to us. Devil's what? - [Stevie] Devil's death
dance is a donut topped with fresh habaneros,
jalapenos, and serranos on top of a ghost pepper frosting. - Very trendy. - Somebody is doing this somewhere. - Somebody's doing a hot donut. - You gotta sign a waiver. Yes. - But it's just, they didn't do anything with the donut itself. That actually rings true. Okay, yeah. - [Stevie] It's real! But it's no longer available. It was sold at Hypnotic
Donuts and Biscuits in Dallas, Texas, who claimed it was the world's spiciest donut. - Can we see it? - Dallas, huh? Wow. - [Link] Oh, that looks
like a pizza accident. - [Rhett] Is there bacon in there or is that just more pepper? - [Link] That's just more peppers. - That's just not fun. I mean, it's fun to watch somebody eat it. - Yeah. Hypnotic Donuts. That's a cool name. I'd go to that spot. - [Stevie] And biscuits. - Love it. - I think I would get a biscuit. - That's a tough choice. You go to one place
and you have to choose. I couldn't choose because
well, you know what? I guess you don't have to. You could have both. - Yeah, you could. Or you could go two mornings in a row. - I'll have a biscuit for the meal and I'll have a donut for dessert. - There's not many places
that specialize in biscuits, but that biscuit head in
Asheville, North Carolina. - I remember that place. - Go there, if you have a chance. - [Stevie] There's a place in Atlanta called The Flying Biscuit
that is pretty dang good, if I recall.
- Where is that? - Atlanta. I think there's a few of them. - I think there's one in
Raleigh, but I didn't love it, if it's what I'm thinking of. But Biscuit Head. - Biscuit Head, goodness gracious. - [Stevie] I have not
been to Biscuit Head. - Asheville. - Remember that. - Asheville is the place to be. - [Stevie] I love a good biscuit. I'm in the lead. - [Stevie] Spa day is a lavender donut topped with rosewater icing
and candied cucumbers. - You'd like this, right? You're like, well, I don't
know about candied cucumbers? - Say all the different things again. - [Stevie] Rosewater icing
and candied cucumbers. It's a lavender donut. - Okay, so yeah, I would like this. I like lavender and rose flavoring. It can be so easily overdone. It's such a delicate balance. It's like walking a tight rope of flavor. - I'm gonna say no because spa
day is just a horrible name for a donut. - [Stevie] Yeah, it's fake. - Oh, good, yes. All right, see, I'm pulling out. - I kind of just- - Pulling ahead. - Pulling ahead is correct, yeah. Remember, that was lesson number seven. Don't forget that. I showed you and remember
the tools I used. - I backed all the way out of Charleston. - Yeah, right. - [Stevie] The dude is a donut iced to resemble a purple bowling
ball with three finger holes, each filled with a shot of Kahlua cream, milk cream, and vodka
creams, respectfully. - Three holes in a donut? - [Stevie] Three holes in a donut. - How would you do that? - The technical expertise. - I hope this is true. - Required to make this happen
and it's the called the dude? But it seems like it should've
been a play on white Russian, but what? - It is Kahlua, cream, and vodka. - [Stevie] Yeah, it is. - Oh, okay., then it is real. I didn't, I heard. - I hope it's real. I wanna see this. I wanna taste it. - [Stevie] Respectively,
I couldn't get out. I wanted to say respectfully and I don't feel as if
it was respectfully done, but respectively worked. It's fake, so it doesn't really matter. - Crud. - Oh, shoot. - I should have pulled out of that one. - We've been lied to! I didn't even tell you
what we did on the swings. They're public swings. - The spaghetti donut. - I'm glad I didn't go on this trip. - Is made from- (laughing) - It's like, why didn't you come, man? - [Stevie] Link and Christy and Rhett. - Why don't you show up, dude? Just drop in. - Yeah. Meet me at the battery. That's a Charleston joke. - [Stevie] The spaghetti donut
is made from a combination of cooked spaghetti noodles,
sauce, and several cheeses that's then baked together
into the shape of a donut. - Called a what? - [Stevie] Spaghetti doughnut. - It's not a donut, so I don't know how that affects the rules, but I'm gonna say that's real
because I kinda want one. You ever had spaghetti pie? Anybody's mama ever do that? - Like in a pie crust? No, in a casserole dish? Yeah. - Casserole dish. - Yeah. I think I prefer spaghetti
that way, in casserole form. - I think maybe I do, as well. - Yeah. - I haven't had it in so long. - Because it kind of like, becomes a unit. - Yeah. I saw somebody doing it on TikTok and I was like, man, I gotta
get back to this spaghetti pie. Forgot all about that. - You can add layers of cheese. - You can do all kinds of things, really. She had the battery. - No. - [Stevie] This is real. - [Rhett] Yeah! - [Stevie] Also, I'm 99%
positive we've made one on the show at some point, but it debuted in 2016 at
the Smorgasburg in Brooklyn and it's from Luigi Fiorentino and you can get it from
his company, Pop Pasta. - Okay, is this an ad all of a sudden? - [Stevie] Well, I've been
saying where everything is and what the name of the company is. - It looks cool, but I
bet it tastes like crap. - Yeah, you should have
pulled out of that one, Stevie, before you went full ad. - I'm still winning, though. - [Stevie] Sex on the beach
is a cream-filled donut with a graham cracker
beach, blue icing shoreline, and a sunset-colored,
confectionary boob on its horizon. - Nice. - It's got a boob on the horizon? - [Stevie] Yeah and I didn't realize the boob was on the
horizon of the sentence that I just read. - All right. - Oh, is that why you've
been reading like that? Because you're like, this is an adventure. - [Stevie] Yeah because I'm
reading it for the first time. - Yeah, she doesn't read ahead. - Yeah, that's why
sometimes it gets real slow. You're going, what's happening? - You get a little insight
into what it's like to be in Stevie's head
when she's reading a book. She's like, oh, boob! (crew laughing) - Yeah. A boob on the horizon. - A boob, I didn't see that boob coming. - Every word is on the horizon. - Oh, another one! There's two. That makes sense. I'll meet you at the battery. - I didn't mean to do this
motion with boobs, but. - [Stevie] I didn't wanna
have another respectively, respectfully situation, you know? That could have been embarrassing. - I didn't hear anything
you said except boob. - [Stevie] I think that's
all you really need to know. - I believe that boobs are real. I believe in them. - Sex on the beach. - Oh, yes. - No. - [Stevie] It's fake. - Yes! - [Stevie] How would there
be a boob on the horizon? - I just wanted to see it! - What does that even mean? A boob on the horizon. - That's what I was wondering and I thought maybe Twinkle had made one. - [Stevie] Speaking of
boobs, grandma's dumplings. (Rhett laughing) Are a bowl of donut hole dumplings and slow cooked chicken
served with a- (laughing) - Slow clucked. Slow clucked chicken. It's just a slow talking
chicken, like- (clucking) (Link clucking) I'm a Charleston chicken. I'm a high society chicken. I'll meet you at the battery. The people in Charleston are loving that because they know what I'm talking about when I say meet you at the battery. - They're loving it. Meet me at the historical structure. - Battery park, maybe they call it. - Which one? (laughing) - I looked for a battery. I couldn't find one. (laughing) - What's it called? - 43 year old dad. - [Stevie] Grandma's dumplings. - Oh, that sounds fun, but
yeah, I think it's real. - I'm not even playing anymore. It's fake. - [Stevie] It's real. - [Link] Let's see this. - [Stevie] Gordo's Public
House in Austin, Texas. - [Link] Oh, yes. - [Rhett] Austin. Austin will do it right! - That's tempting. - [Stevie] And the interesting
thing about this restaurant, I guess, is that it's not
like a classic donut shop. It's a whole restaurant whose
menu is all donut-inspired. So I guess they have a Caesar
salad with donut croutons. - Good gracious, what's the name of it? - Really? - [Stevie] Gordo's Public House. - Gordo's Public House. - I gotta check that out because they had restraint in their name. They didn't put donut in the name. - Yeah. - [Stevie] Gordo's Public House. - Don't put donuts in the
name, put donuts in your game. - That's what it is.
- Their slogan. - She's saying it is in the name. All right, you can't win now. - But this last one is worth four points. (gentle, upbeat music) - You can win. - [Stevie] That was the last one. (Rhett laughing) - I win! - Just make one up. It's fake! - [Link] Time for the
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