Cr1TiKaL (penguinz0) Stream May 25th, 2018 [Detroit: Become Human]

this is the first time I've played a console game on a PC before I feel like I'm really in the 21st century now this is some advanced [ __ ] she'll be fine this is one of the few games I've been anticipating for a while but you already knew that didn't you that's what I thought that's how excited I've been alright welcome to the new donkey stream we're gonna go ahead and kick this off with a new PlayStation 4 exclusive this is Detroit become human let's become very wet with how great this game will be hopefully do medium subtitles yeah so I'm playing the PlayStation on the computer like a 21st century tech-savvy boy but that comes at the cost of the donations not being read aloud so I'm sorry about that drive safe let me make sure the game audio is coming through the stream let's speak I don't know why I thought I'd be able to hear that because that's on a totally different monitor than what my headphones are plugged in on is the game audio coming through yes it is okay good do I want experience there casual immersive gameplay with advanced controls who know yeah I definitely want experienced I'm an elite gamer is displayed please do not turn off your console such crisp visuals that's the Garcias B mode that wolfies using we're both claim this is our future while streaming I needed to be cheered up today how's it going Arkansas traveler hope your dad wasn't too bad no worries Isabel that's pretty [ __ ] awful I'm sorry to hear wishing your speedy recovery this man is definitely not human he's a reptilian reptilian reptilians are well known for their coin tricks and their dexterity that's a zipper [Music] the volume is super low on my end can you hear it pretty well Tiana chef Ford of ask is an innocent man I'm now a salad with ketchup is pretty disgusting vishal boys to be graced by inheritance i inherited milk from my holy [ __ ] salesman wait is that a true story he says he's inherited 1.2 million dollars make sure you save that wisely be smart with it [Music] fine captain Allen a regular ps4 the original all right I found captain Allen using my sharp instincts and Android investigative powers this game is [ __ ] great visually yeah and this is unlike the original one should i do emotional shot I say try Mattie kick she might like you just donated I'm going with behavior so I'm definitely asking the wrong questions penny I have a 48 percent chance of success I like those odds hmm how's the old day be pretty good Jana pretty good I went to Megacon Orlando and I I bought a very interesting thing yeah it's on Instagram where you can just wait for when he appears in a moist meter or something he trained five Olympians Jesus Christ man you're very lucky I appreciate all the generosity man but for real you got to be careful a lot of times when someone comes into that kind of money they immediately lose it within like two years yeah this is really whoops this is really flashy enjoy your great summer break that's how very humble of you been see look at this I can just rewind this [ __ ] here so this is where I want to be this is super interesting okay as a resident of Detroit I can confirm um this is how Detroit actually operates welcome aboard asdf Detroit has androids that are able to look into the past present and future you come friends the door of fate shall open yeah I'm gonna try and stop robot racism Whittington I'm looking for it I understand he took the gun I was at it one of one okay you know I'm gonna do something pretty bold here I don't think there's a single streamer or gamer that has tried this attempt before they probably collected all the clues I'm going in with a 50/50 shot babe and this is yeah this is a game from what I understand where like I make this choice I lose all the hostages they're [ __ ] for you know for life like they're for all intents and purposes yeah I'm going in with a 50/50 shot let's [ __ ] roll these dice I'm a gambler I don't need to understand what happened I get the gist of it we got a [ __ ] emotionally distressed psychopath here about to do some stupid [ __ ] I'm gonna save the day no I'm not analyzing that I don't need to see that let's [ __ ] hit this how do I go outside it's not letting me outside oh I see ask I really really appreciate it man thank you super is super much for that generosity now here comes a 50/50 chance salesman give me your blessings Daniel I'm coming in here with a 50% chance of saving this situation I'm not too confident but I'm trying anyway my chances have gone down to 34% Daniel but I located the hostage I know it's all about gambling I'm gonna try and empathize with them oh I can look around I see nuts blood Android blood Android fluid okay oh okay hold on I have an idea I'll be sympathetic I did hear about it it's [ __ ] awful Thank You Jay Mac and I appreciate the kind words Platinum hey hey you all right hey yeah oh that's too much of a stretch let me try again and now I'm gonna pull a hammy doing that I'm getting back to the main I'll try one more time I got you now it looks fine humans what does it matter if this one guy's neck [ __ ] the way of looking at it going to apply a tourniquet touch him and I kill you yeah all right all right oh I'll obey I think he was bluffing oh we're getting better and we're getting better I'm not talking to the hostage I'll be yeah I'll be realistic oh that's not that's not what you want to say eat from a cup 100% no no no no I have a 44 percent chance of success I'm fine I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't choose anything I guess I care about you you matter to me yeah I know it's a tense situation I was taking too much time like a [ __ ] Sudoku move move helicopter yeah so far this is pretty easy trust ya we're becoming human Ryan we're all human sacrifice self that's it I'm sacrificing myself I've got you covered game over that was easy how long was this game supposed to be like twenty hours I just beat the whole game in 30 [ __ ] minutes plus is that a speedrun world record [ __ ] scarred for life enjoy that PTSD trooper mission successful though and they said I only had a 50% chance of success how about that huh how about that am I the best in the business at being a hostage negotiator probably that's why I'm out here saving lives let's check out the flow chart you [ __ ] suck please turn off the game from david cage oh that's cool can I go back and do it again yeah the actual city of Detroit becomes human that sounds fun oh do I just have to do it again and not die oh that's gonna be annoying no no no see no no it's progressing from there I'm taking on another Android a hundred percent sure see now I'm playing as a chef for Android that sounds like a pretty bad investment from your dad salad no don't use her don't use her excuse me don't you don't want her don't you want an Android with syphilis choose me all right gonorrhea gonorrhea going once going twice who wants me playing is just an outcast Android yeah David cage famously said a game over as a failure of the game designer oh thank you my dream husband they're together I thought does the salesman I'm unfamiliar with that name Tyler see we had meaning we had to wipe its memory hope you don't mind it'll be fine okay give it a since you've signed a crunchy what's my name I recommend yes I recommend you watch it with subtitles it's all I love steins gate Oh what twist I was a girl the whole time I've got my road test in the morning and this stream is helping me to relax thank you my dude good luck on that road test chemist it's negotiation you'll do great the whole yeah the whole game is about negotiations and like figuring out mysteries and stuff I think yeah yeah yeah it's a game I've actually been really anticipating for a little while hey Charlie and Tiana that's one hell of a Spotify playlist Sean's silly memes and funk games hope you two have a good night I appreciate that Dylan glad you enjoy it you just said some kind words yeah this game is beautiful looking I'm quite literally only ten minutes into it but I really enjoyed that first section a lot so I'm gonna add some high hopes for this now I love games that give you a lot of different choices I quite literally killed my character within the first 10 minutes what other game can let me do that and the story progress that wasn't even a game over now I'm playing as Cara a sex slave [Music] guys [Music] there are men in my house and they said they wouldn't can somebody please save current balance let's get some sponsors to get him out of that sticky situation sponsor what if she doesn't like you back then well then at least you found out for sure instead of wandering watching 23b in which chief is probably a sensitive issue and watch the sequel steins gate zero I need to watch the sequel for sure steins gate zero Hey ladies did you know I once killed myself saving somebody I know but I'm the spirit of Conner tech website or hack your face broke nice to meet you so you gotta treat order eight four seven at the Bellini pant paints as I Michigan I'm so excited welcome aboard Dillon in excruciating mins it was announced two years ago looks beautiful appreciate it yeah this game looks beautiful this isn't I think it's supposed to be around like 20 hours but with so many different choices can probably go a lot longer soon dank meme Erina welcome aboard the cray do karate Oh get yours today I'm on it I am one L open I have to wait for the green light that's too realistic I quit game volumes - okay try France okay let's just try that I've been waiting for you how can I turn it up on here oh wait right here it's break I like to think that my best [ __ ] miss my chance on podcast that was fun also tell Connor to go [ __ ] himself count thank you yeah to everyone who reached out to can't count thank you'll appreciate it he was fun to have on well that's definitely not what I want oh Jesus oh what the [ __ ] where's my volume slider I have to well how do I get rid of this now I press pass on my monitor there's no s button on my monitor oh nice okay I can't quite hear I can turn down our volume a little bit so you can turn everything up so that should make it a lot easier because for some reason on my PC it kind of taps out at what it's at right now I've heard that joke before about the Guantanamo one I respect that there's that is that better I'm wishing you the best with the surgery equals 85 I hope it helps hope it goes well it sounds too low that should be a happy median so everything looks right there okay take it easy current balance thanks for spreading the good word about sponsoring oh I didn't okay I can look behind me like this was anyone selling any bootleg DVDs newsflash Detroit already kind of [ __ ] sucks let's be honest destroying it may be doing the world a favor Jay I love your streams Charlie less than three I didn't think the box art was bad but then again I haven't seen it you're not late at all actually are you sure I missed one Jesus it do I have adult you're goddamn right I have a domino mom you know I can't can't give him anything oh it is this one you're right here well let me see which one we missed though see if you're right about that because I feel like I got em all oh no Michigan roads will ever look that good I see I'm unfamiliar with Michigan roads it's been a long time since I've been on it seemed like this shake your body don't stop don't miss all you ladies papi Oh [ __ ] like this shake your body don't stop don't miss that's hard-ass or [ __ ] I don't always stream for tonight but yeah I've been doing a lot of for tonight I'm sorry I'm just a bit shy putting my hand on this identification very fine god damn right it is let's pop some [ __ ] mega complex come last please confirm payment classic Jeff how about free how about no payment how's that sound confirmed [ __ ] quantumly beamed it through his eyes fine I will take it [ __ ] no no I'm kidding I'll just do some dumbbell curls with it I got three more reps just because my forehead one thank you like a minority I mean yeah that's kind of how this game goes so far let's get a couple of reps in here as well I know I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm not gonna do that for everything I'll save that for only story important moments [Music] take the bus phone I want to explore a bit more real quick I think there's like a lot of side [ __ ] you can do well I was immediately wrong I just maybe I maybe not that far yet how is it going my fellow nerds do we all dislike Detroit yeah I don't know why you'd ever give machines personalities knowing full well what movies have taught us did I look at those three they don't like being Androids and they don't because we programmed them not to like it we gave them teenage angst thank you I love my new shirt yeah hello happy man the bust over here yeah it's a what androids call it no entry for purchased Androids [Music] hello my friends taking the slowest step onto the bus in history cure if you saw my last donation which sent after the end of the last stream congratulations Obama [ __ ] you actually took me stick with it looks the best the best nutritional thing you can do to lose weight now that's bold that's a bold strategy with the direct asking the [ __ ] Jeremy Meeks probably is Congrats Newt twenty pounds is big why is that like a huge event in my timespan here my flow chart Marcus took the bus yeah Marcus his first bus ride to put it on the fridge where's the scrapbook [ __ ] yeah alright let's move on oh Jesus my heart äj-- [Music] is this a new game brand-new game that's a good point David Gate david cages games typically don't have a whole lot of freedom of movement but a freedom of choices is what I've always enjoyed about syllabus some of his words are not only native the stream also do you have to cut out sugar for the keto diet you know you really haven't missed much in the twenty five minutes Phil Swift not at all I'm just gonna sit in the car though because I don't want to see this hand that can instantly patch bond seal and sugar is definitely something you should probably look into cutting out as well as to the best of your ability fine [ __ ] I'll come out of the car [ __ ] Solid Snake epic game a moment Thank You Kim Kardashian's giant penis I don't need that camera angle hold on I don't know if you will just an overweight Trevor from GTA v total biscuit de passing away Solid Snake epic gamer moment agreed you do the housework the wash you have to keep with the Dylan that's the only way Alice Alice oh that's Alice you look after her homework bath all that crap cockroaches I agree got it yes stop get started down here and then you do upstairs I don't know what you mean by thoughts on it it's awful how anyone could think anything else is just beyond me it's just a horrible situation the great Kay's are here walk on board equals 85 hmm the only urgent trash is collected the only urgent task is collecting the trash but I'm gonna check the backyard to make sure there's no pirates or something in it friends I'll make sure the house is safe a little bit turn that up in 20 for you friends check out that backyard here's an idea why not Stream Stein I plan on watching zero it's just a matter of time zero mostly zero because the visual novels are much more than what the animes have yeah harass cribbage is still very much got a hard stingy I know you're not a subsistence man but who do you have winning Game seven killer aesthetics no ninjas in the basket we're safe Cavs I always pull for wolf not pull for LeBron but I always bet on the Brawn winning my girlfriend left for military training recently and I've become arrogant I'll make you feel a little bit better she's a strong man to make me feel better well I can't I get any closer to the washing machine does this guy have a force field around it what the [ __ ] do I do with this mother mother just beat him to death I brought your basket you alcoholic [ __ ] would you like some company oh oh oh I'm supposed to collect the laundry off the wire okay I thought I'm supposed to get it out of the washer or something and put it on the wire [ __ ] yeah equals 85 Jesus that is HUGE 50 on it good [ __ ] what's the deal with ice Poseidon I mean there's not really a deal with ice Poseidon you just missed two times when we invited him on it's not like we're opposed to having him on forever or anything it's just now we have a lot of other guests already booked up we would give robot emotions to make up using them fauna I would pay any amount to have my household appliances dynamically scream in pain hey you kid do you like laundry it's a pretty [ __ ] way of looking at it John Connor let's play game it's beautiful Trey do you like backyards you want to play backyard this all the Android's program to talk about playing looking forward to it Koga keep me updated now I can wash this [ __ ] I have to rewatch it and then it said to rewatch it no I don't want to use that brand but I'll have to as you give me choices in brand what is this looks like what you find in the vacuum after a hard day of vacuuming and a condom sick [ __ ] weirdo glad you got home safe sky walking who would have guessed he'd be a bad guy he looks like such a normal nice guy you stay the [ __ ] away from that laundry detergent but please wash my laundry why the [ __ ] aren't you using the laundry detergent you stay the [ __ ] away from that laundry detergent easy roll credits that's game over yeah is this a trashcan am I gonna find some red ice in here as well wait what are the urgent tasks by just taking the trash out [ __ ] this guy now I'm not gonna be nice and clean you can suck my [ __ ] clitoris always a big old loser dude rejected from Harmon Bank how low can you get they hire anyone [ __ ] sucks why can't I go out I'll just smile and read Sal that's a real smart plan you could pull some epic pranks some super note and I can't go out the back door you think some super duper z' let's take it upstairs and just dump it in his room yeah I took the trash out [ __ ] I'm just gonna block his hockey game how cool would it be if this was [ __ ] you Todd won't happen again huh it won't happen again oh all right thanks David cage hey little girl where is this trash go Todd's apparently locked me in here the [ __ ] oh there's more trad oh no I guess not what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do with this oh is it empty that would probably explain why I kept keep saying to collect things that makes a lot more sense now you stay the [ __ ] away from that laundry detergent that I tell you what okay I guess there's nothing dirty over here over the other two kitchen and coffee table okay this guy's a [ __ ] loser no it's okay as long as I'm please oh I'm stepping right in front of it Todd you're not mad about it that time I guess all right let's do some kettlebell lifts here looking good it's a solid set baby we have to get five reps in good fit set good set I'm going to dick down my Android like a [ __ ] with a fat ass sounds like you got it all figured out panda I mean this looks like that haunted house from the it movie well I guess haunted being the wrong word be that shitty house from the it movie damn that's cool I love the design of the things here it's so pretty I'm coming back inside what's going on Todd have you od'd on the couch yet how can I help Todd activate vacuum cleaner I like the way they say that but I'm not doing that yeah I'm just going to Todd yeah I can't go that way finish first floor I made a good start down here I'll head upstairs do what you have to do but stop bothering me what's the point in being so rude to me I've done nothing but help him thank you yes yeah you just didn't just a mean guy guessing this is his room yeah I'm sure he plays the guitar nothing with smoke on the water for you huh [ __ ] nerd all sports let's take a look at this issue how do I open it I don't it's not letting me open it I did it just wasn't working I want to try one more time I want to keep up to date with all sports I am I don't get it I tried the d-pad too but that's not it oh it's the touchpad okay okay thank you I would have never guessed the touchpad I always forget about this and it's enough sports information for one day have I ever played a game I mean not one that uses the touchpad to look at magazines thanks autistic appreciate it I haven't locked the dialogue option with him I'm guessing the actions with him well yes that's actually a good point yeah I think the action was I can take the gun [ __ ] I didn't I don't want to make his bed I want to just go down there and put a bullet in his skull Alice you don't you don't want to see what I'm about to do to your abusive alcoholic father but trust me I am doing it for your own good I'll turn on cartoons for you that's that's not cartoons it's all sports again gotta say [ __ ] to get live here nice to know future Detroit is still a [ __ ] the robot revolution starts right now the revolution will be broadcast why can't I open it I guess I'm not ready for it I have to probably wait for him to make his move it's ventilate the room I don't even have a reflection I'm a [ __ ] vampire Android it's clean as a baby's taint right there it oh [ __ ] what happened i foot away with the of it did you have an accident here something where's his mess Oh ventilate in there I forgot about that one yeah this game is very interactive play these games nearly [ __ ] broke my controller under my chassis love it isn't you should come to Australia it's legit appreciate it Riley I think so maybe I don't know it's something bad well I didn't exactly clean it I just put it back exactly where it was Todd I'm getting the gun yeah let me go in the bathroom where he just took a hard [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah I'm glad they didn't why wouldn't I wait a minute or two like why do I have to go in there all it's still like freshly soiled Jesus Todd you live in filth this is an optional one I don't I don't want any part of this one where's his gun I know I'm just gonna clean Alice's room she's the one that has to live with this psychopath you just want to tidy up your little bit I only need two minutes ventilation inbound yeah it's a bit sporadic for what registers in that movement okay so I see I see she's lobotomized why would this guy want an Android knowing full well that have personalities of their own when he's an alcoholic abusive father I don't understand his thought process here seems you like reading was a good conversation starter yeah you're right I should have got the book and brought it to her diplomatic I'll do friendly I'm sure we used to be friends before I was very good maybe we can be friends again your father said you chose my name Cara it's nice how did you choose it I'm guessing I'm gonna go with mother oh I thought I thought that was a different dialogue path we're gonna make some of those yeah yeah you should tell me like I said I thought it was gonna be is it about your mother or something your favorite foods I think she's hating me we're gonna be making some very interesting choices here John ones that others are too afraid to make that was easy what did you get me a bomb or something the Infinity stone I'm gonna go grab that gun and put put one in Todd's face now actually let's go snooping a little bit mm-hmm I'm guessing the mother died and he turned to alcohol and became abusive that's my guess thanks Android we will think it is graphics are not back yet EVP oh no I don't think so yeah it's about the abuse the [ __ ] ripped their arm and head off oh that's the Android yeah Todd is a stinky biscuit man is a real stinker let's go grab that gun now Oh hold on there's one more thing I want to look at huh what did I called it I mean it was pretty obvious to tell that Todd was not only alcoholic and [ __ ] but clearly abusive I didn't see the commercials for this well was Todd the abusive father in the commercials I'm guessing there's a diplomatic way of handling it and then the way I'm about to handle it was just just a 45 in his mouth no you kid so what I'm gathering based on what I'm seeing so far is when you see these things like you know how I saw the windowsill when I opened it and then the gun and it's as I unlocked an action or a dialogue option it means that I can access those things later on we do I know what you're thinking that's what I'm thinking cotton Todd I actually said that verbatim rewind my stream Todd I called you a [ __ ] loser [Music] you piece of [ __ ] Todd [Music] I'm just good to see you now brick I'm sorry god I don't forgive I'm grabbing that gun I'm not forgetting about where that gun is this is really good I like this so far Matt is some sad faces Todd's a sad face kind of stinker thanks Garry Dolph hello I brought the pizza the same thing really go yet how can you still not hear the game the games like maxed out can you bring the stream up on your phone real quick so I can hear the audio cuz a lot of people said the audio is fine but some are saying it's loud and they can't hear the game but I have the game at max volume oh yeah bring it up online Olin I'll turn up the volume from here see if that helps audio is only available in the main menu how does that make any sense at all what it seems the consensus is that it's fine I'm guessing it's just people don't really have it at a good setting and some parts I don't know oh my god the birds are androids androids took even bird jobs wait can you guys actually hear the donations can can you hear rewind real quick can you hear the donations on stream because I thought those were off I'm guessing it was like a some type of investment maybe I awesomeness like he'd been saving up I had no idea you could hear the donations yeah I did not know that at all Oh that's I don't know why they'd be able to hear it because I have no audio input for that that's pretty nuts we um put membered back yeah like I said even the androids are taking bird jobs yes you come I did not know that John Connor I could I can't hear them I can only see them since well I mean I can't hear them when the game's going on so do you think they are distracting I'll let chat but I can't hear him regardless so it's up to you guys do you want the donations audible or only just on screen I'd stay longer but this seems like eye game I don't want spoiled for me stay moist also you should get jacksFilms understandable drift and yeah we plan on getting jacksFilms on wow that's like a super even split so far [Music] okay I'll just do on screen real quick just because this game does rely so much on storytelling yo homie being watching since your old cop vid way back appreciated phone ah punks 13 thanks for that a long time as supporting okay I know there's only I don't have a volume slider here so I we can't hear them so I can't turn it down all I can do is just turn it off for now yeah they'll still show up on screen but they won't be audible that's what I've had up we'll see how this goes if you guys want the audio back on just let it be known but for now I have a mansion to take care of what this giant [ __ ] giraffe yeah that's kind of what I was thinking Silva because I can't change the game audio for some reason that is a beautiful beautiful giraffe chest it's good to see you I began to knows this game is Detroit become human Gary what's my objective here should have probably looked take care of Carl I'm coming Carl I just said wait Carl can't do that Nick I already saw the man I'm gonna say thank you Jesus this man's a collector of all things nerdy it's not exactly nerdy how's it going Carl can I just climb in bed with him wake him up with a [ __ ] this is what you programmed me to do Carl I swear to God good morning Carl it usually it's okay sit whether it's so tender it usually plays out loud and I can hear it on my in as well but I plugged my ps4 into my computer thus I can only hear my ps4 through my computer instead of the entire computer audio that is the difference between you and me right I took a bus today you never forget anything [Music] Carl where do you want this near arm please go no Carl thank you I just opened my eyes and I'm already gritty Mike Carl I'm not gonna administer this because you're looking at me so goddamn cute I could just stare into your eyes forever Carl sweet this is this is so cute welcome aboard secure path and I'll give them this [ __ ] injection commas just refresh your brain the door of fate real quickly all I am waiting for you keeping power ends okay I'll take you to the bathroom now no I'm just giving him his good morning stretches bed that's all well today we're taking this frame by frame I don't want him to pull a muscle or anything devastating he's an old man looking good and looking good you're doing great Carl doing great look look at how cute that is babe welcome aboard Gary that's like a father holding his newborn for the first time and he just stopped crying after coming out and he's covered in a meiotic fluid and he just gives like this little neutral smile that's so cute babe little one that's cutest [ __ ] y'all open I've been waiting for you friends fine I'm taking him into the bathroom to hold his dick whatever man and I'm guessing I'm guessing it's like a good morning peepee I thought it was just taking him out the window yes morning Carl just [ __ ] drop him from the third floor anything special on the agenda today well Carl I nearly threw through the [ __ ] window retrospective at the Museum of Modern Art the gallery director left four messages asking to confirm your attendance you ready for a while but uh we'll see about that later what else uh something we just go down the stairs normally just your usual fan mail I've already answered any news from leo no I can call him if you like no no I don't bother Butch it no way the sponsor sound is still super loud yeah but that's sponsoring that deserves to be super loud that's a big deal that's a huge moment in someone's life that sound will remains dawdler well your breakfast is ready baking a question for the way like to thank you mom you're welcome would you like to eat your your stuffed giraffe do you mind telling me exactly what was going she meant to say extremely lean muscular flavors the enemy no you don't eat today Carl hey Carl look at what I made you it looks good yeah I'm getting you can't get it one more sneak peek no that's not yours I love that I love that in David cage games television looks like a lovely little breakfast why don't you find something to do while I finish my breakfast sure okay we just kind of brush that one off Carl in place was one of the things find something to do huh and I'll go ride the drive voice cried the giraffe or some [ __ ] hey Carl can you see this through my ass I'm guessing I just killed time until he's done with his meal this explore another thing I need to make the bed I said find something to do I'll play the piano I'm an Android shouldn't I be able to play the piano really well I'm gonna sit down play a little piano mute [ __ ] play some piano music mmm which would you go for fuel this romance between Carl and Android okay we'll do intimate I had play it with my oh it's an actual minigame I don't exactly know how it works alright hey Carl how does through the fire and the flame sound to you I'm just getting warmed up for the solo call me Buckethead like this I think it just loops did you like that [Music] you [ __ ] suck something has changed the way you play sometimes I think you have more humanity than most humans one day I won't be here to take care of you anymore you'll have to protect yourself and make your choices decide who you are hi Jimmy calm this world doesn't like those who are different Marcus don't let anyone tell you who you should be let's go to the studio [Music] this Karl like a pronoun Fulke rapper or something oh whoops yep yep you did you write just [ __ ] freestyling out here I guess I want Karl to get up on the mic and just wrap some real vulgar [ __ ] no it's an art studio let's see where we left off remove the sheath on it Oh I don't understand oh it's kind of a face why we get to clean this studio if we're about to use it that's a face 100% the animations here [ __ ] spectacular was there something else supposed to clean oh right there yeah and good I Carl you want to drink this painter should I what else needs to be cleaned yeah well how the [ __ ] did this get here I didn't move it we got a ghost in the mansion no that's possible yeah was who's he making their big boss for Metal Gear so what's your verdict Markus I'll tell him I like it yes there is something about was the worst compliment you could have ever given him something I can't quite okay you're just insulting him I guess I like it the truth is I have nothing left to say anymore each day that goes by brings me closer to the end I'm just an old man clinging to his brushes Carl but enough about me listen I missed quite a few I'm sorry Josh maybe this is Carl Weezer grown up paint but would I yeah it's not exactly thin one give it a try it's erotic but I think it's of the right kind of erotic yeah it looks beautiful that's a lot of choices I'm unfamiliar with a AOS Rach I've heard the name before though no it's not ASAP I can read ASAP Rocky I know who that is that's wild for the night but I don't know Aesop Rock glad you're enjoying it Marilyn oh I see I'll paint the statue oh my god I didn't even look [ __ ] like oh I'm stuck here I'll just say it's Carl whatever why isn't this working now and yeah for some reason it just doesn't register super well I was quick that is a perfect copy of reality but it's not art the painting is not about replicating the world it's about interpreting and proving on it showing something you see Carl I don't think I can do that it's not in my program oh what a beautiful description starving artist I guess that about covers it for his art do something for me close your eyes close yeah trust me I trust you Carl but why are my pants down trying to imagine something that doesn't exist something you've never seen now concentrate on how it makes you feel and let your hand drift across the canvas Karlis doesn't feel like a canvass of these are these nipples Carla's your shirt off hmm I'm thinking identity yeah I'll do identity oh yeah this bear could be like a really romantic one a Jackson Pollock well you don't know maybe he's just like missing it and splattering it on there [Music] Oh who's this junkie hey Dad you know I didn't hear you come in I was in the neighborhood I thought I'd stop by it was good cold in a while right you all right you look all right Karl looks so good oh yeah yeah I'm fine listen again what happened to the money I just gave you I invested your honor about you no no no I swear it's not that don't lie to me Leo what difference does need some cash it's all sorry yeah this is future though there's not Coke in the future you know why [ __ ] his jingle jingle good point you'd rather you'd rather take care of your plastic toy here than your own son hey tell me Dad what's what's it got that I don't know addiction martyr Moro Bose not like me right you know what this thing is not your son it's a [ __ ] machine leo that's enough enough you don't care about anything zip yourself in your goddamn paintings you don't care about my drug addiction you ever loved me Dad you never loved me Carla came up with another painting how about loser [ __ ] sons I can draw that one oh the red ice right right right that's right that's right don't lie about that kind of [ __ ] real critical I know I started to piece that together a little bit welcome aboard vampire I'm curious though what are these so wait so does that mean yeah no I know I immediately killed one of the main characters that was there was nothing I could do about that I was right unavoidable at the door but does that mean when I found the girl thing there was that everyone saw it I couldn't have avoided that one but does that mean when I found the gun and that didn't immediately use it that I lost the opportunity to use it but it wouldn't let me open the drawer again well now this is the guy again they just rebuilt him it's Conner it's just not the same Connor that I killed sacrificed excuse me I didn't kill him hello you might be wondering how I'm still alive after I was self sacrificed truthfully I don't know is that lieutenant Anderson nice to meet you Jimmy how the heck are you DUI these are real pictures appreciate it Jimmy by the way Jimmy I saw you in the chat and I said hi to you it's definitely that guy at the end isn't it no that's a hundred percent this guy nope that's Derek Meyers you've missed a little ID a little bit now Derek I'd recommend rewinding if you care about story and such it's probably not gonna be that guy either you might be in the back hey wait a second is that it's like Galligan out of this [ __ ] world his offenses out of this world appreciate those kind words Ryan let's check that's Kim Johan did he restart no I did not restart they've just rebuilt connor that might be it maybe this mirror is the right person who's left I've scanned everybody oh I didn't scan this dusty old homeless man it's it's this guy god damn it the one guy hey lieutenant Anderson my name you agreed I'm the Android I looked for you at the station but nobody knew where you were they said you were probably having a drink nearby I was lucky to find you in the fifth bar what do you want you were assigned a case early this evening a homicide involving a cyber life Android in accordance with procedure the company has allocated a specialized model to assist investigators that's me I don't need any assistance especially not from a plastic [ __ ] like you just be a good look if one more person calls me plastic I'm flipping tables yeah I'm not taking that [ __ ] lightly he's a dick I called me a plastic [ __ ] meanwhile he's just looking he doesn't give a [ __ ] nope I'm gonna make Connor the most uptight loser on the force know where Connor will have no fun you will not want Connor as a teammate I can assure you but I will buy a spill his drink yeah I'm just gonna throw Conor under the bus every time I play ISM wonders it's it Connacht spit in his mouth they can't even program [ __ ] these days there we go duty calls partner take his money on the way out [Music] I will make sure no one gets along with Connor lieutenant Anderson turn off this god-awful music you have horrible taste [Music] you wait here listen you had to stop Pasadena if you want to make it the rest of the night man thanks I just get an option to piss him off every time yeah [ __ ] yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna keep on that I'm putting my foot on that throat here I come just like you asked Anderson lieutenant Anderson has a small penis please step away from lieutenant Anderson and his small penis lieutenant Anderson and his small penis has arrived um seen to be on this point it's with me you know talk you don't touch anything and you stay out of my world just give me an option to say no god damn it amen Hank we're starting to think you weren't gonna show yeah that was the plan to lose a soul family he couldn't be happier very funny just tell me what happened right for a few months so he thought he'd drop by see what's going on now can I not get up this step skyward was even worse before we open the windows is it Todd no victims names Carlos Ortiz does holy [ __ ] look fingers graphics on this here that looks like a real human that pays like Photoshop in here well the face at least everything else not so much waited till morning I'd say he's being there for a good three weeks we'll know more when the coroner gets here there's appreciation to life over here probably the murder weapon and inside of a break-in nope the landlord said the front door was locked from the inside all the windows were boarded up the killer must have got out of the back way what do we know about his Android not much the neighbors confirmed be happy but it wasn't here when we arrived I gotta get some air make yourself at home I'll be outside if you need Hank is anything I can help with I'm kidding I'm not helping you Hank or excuse me lieutenant Anderson what we got here red ice yep yield wiggle-waggle each letter is perfect its way to Nate no human rights like this I mean I thought it was pretty obvious that the Android did it says I am Alive it was just written in the victim's blood I would say so we're taking samples for analysis let's take a sample here I knew he'd taste it that's how androids work babe oh Jesus what the hell are you doing I'm analyzing the blamin desert dog can check samples in real-time desert dog excuse agree they should have warned you okay just don't put any more evidence in your mouth you got it god [Music] [ __ ] hell I can't believe would you like a taste Hank this blood is still nice and fresh potent bit of a fruity taste to it actually tangy citrus perhaps I think Android involvement is pretty god damn obvious Connor let's take a look at the victim here red ice seems our friend Carlos like [Music] man there's red ice shits everywhere five six damn we lost a good member of the five six master race rest in peace Carlos you didn't deserve this twenty-two eight twenty eight knife wounds how angry was this man he executes Android yeah yeah let's reconstruct that I want his hand back in good condition I really like this feature so let's see what happens here so he was getting stabbed on the couch and then like kind of stumbled his way out is what it looks like let's see if I was oh no I was wrong he crawled to the couch I mean he wasn't just stabbed he was [ __ ] brutalized oh you're right you're right you're right man this was like a choreographed dance routine with the stabbing they stabbed them in one room and then used the entire set he was stabbed 28 times yeah seems like the killer really had it in for if maybe this is like Todd's son or something yeah Chris I want full analysis on the narcotics okay see what else we have hitter it down lieutenant I really need to even look at this party I can't look straight down yeah are the walking is super [ __ ] clunky [Music] when will my dick pics release will aim for 2000 sponsors for official dick pics we're at 800 and like 5 or 10 I'm sorry is looking at what Nick said right now I'm [ __ ] loving this game I actually genuinely where I genuinely need to enjoy some of David cages work and this is very fun so far that's not why can't I but I can't do anything with it and you don't do apologize for not donating Nick absolutely don't have to apologize for that man it looks like the perpetrator had feet to model k2 foot door was locked from the get the [ __ ] out of my face Hank there are no footprint support shoes this happen we see the Android still in the house drags go to fade no this type of soil would retain a trace nobody's been out here for a long time robot lizzie borden I understand that reference right a huge case the lizzie borden case was massive I don't understand the couch meme I really don't but appreciate it sly signs of a struggle you don't say the man was getting stabbed 28 [ __ ] times I think there'd be a bit of a struggle I'd be more suspect what is this is this one of those pornos disgusting I want to look look into this a bit more no no no words no no next Jesus even here she even ads in porn magazines in a game can you help me out here does he just jerk off to good articles it's disgraceful that's a horrible magazine what year is this do you not just have porn on the internet come on Carlos I see the missing knife that was my plan yeah I did didn't I I don't think he hopped over the sink here yeah l1 doesn't really investigate I think he still is a good chance dragon we don't know if Carlos is really dead yet no there it is I didn't see it I had a thousand sponsors Eric we can get going on that project showing my Magnum dong I think Carlos might have instigated it or maybe he was fighting back I'm not sure Wow look at this cool maneuver right here when playing it in Reverse it's like the world's smallest ghost tossed him a baseball bat that he made like a diving one hand grab for in the end zone he looks like Santa Claus this is cool [ __ ] oh I am being the Robocop here yeah like I said it looks like Carl started it Carlos started it excuse me appreciate it off the air so it looks like the androids are programmed to have emotional shock that's interesting [Music] and sorry to hear things are looking down for you at the moment damp and I'll stay strong man and don't be afraid to reach out to people what if I not looked at in here is it the last room I haven't been in I can't look at that thing party look at that one Oh down here maybe this is all useless maybe I found the big clue here let us say bangbus RAR RAR XD oh I see I shudder to think that that's a statue made out of his own [ __ ] feces but I think it is yep that's human that's human poop II know that's poop that's three-week-old dried [ __ ] right there trust me I've seen it before Connor give a taste test is it is it [ __ ] and what did he eat three weeks ago [Music] alright I've got all the evidence Hank and I'm not sharing it with you I have no choice your partner's lieutenant I think I figured out what happened oh yeah shoot all your Hank sucks it all started in the kitchen right yeah in the kitchen I haven't I've never played squad max well there are these signs of a struggle the question is what exists I think the victim attacked the Android with the bat oh I don't think I needed to collect everything I could have guessed on these go on I might do that from now on Connor will be the world's worst detective Android [Music] the Android step the victim so the Android was trying to defend itself right I mean 28 times of stabbing is a little less than self-defense - I'm nailing this so far I mean at this point it doesn't really look like self-defense 28 a lot that makes sense without a weapon yeah he used his pointed and index finger to stab the night I should say those I want to see what he'd say okay I wish I didn't do that I wish it was damaged by the Buddha and lost some theory or uh some what theory you call it the blue blood it's the fluid that powers androids bio components it evaporates after a few hours and becomes invisible to the naked eye but I bet you could still see it can't you know correct god damn it I wish I had really bought your the butchered that wish I'd said he everything wrong and see what happens I'll do that from now on with Col Connor I keep calling him Col Cazale anymore [Music] in my head I've been calling them call [Music] where's the blue here's the blue blood excuse me the theorem the etherium or whatever the [ __ ] psyllium phillium invest in phillium I've been I've got mysteries that need a solvent flora not just different stories all kind of being played out at the same time from different perspectives there will be a moist meter for this leg yeah I've not streamed Dark Souls remastered yet yeah you're absolutely welcome to played on I don't really have any like most memorable dreams recently I should get the chair from the kitchen yet someone told me that la-based is down for it but he needs to reach out to me on Twitter because that's like the only way we have to communicate hey what are you doing with that chair I'm going to Chen if you're not careful Hank I'll beat you to death with it Jake so maybe what you need is water to stay awake if you don't want to miss anything I was wrong over one I'm glad to hear the advice was helpful it's good news [ __ ] Oh what did I tell the Android never left it's still up here this is the only home it knows there it is the mannequin that looks like Vin Diesel you have a really poor perception of Vin Diesel I called it am i the smartest detective in the world yeah yeah I probably am I'm not here to hurt you but in self-defense I might cut your dick off eat it and then slice off your head in the name of self-defense hello there [Music] I was just defending myself she's gonna kill me why I'm begging you [Music] don't tell Hank if you don't shut your [ __ ] mouth it's here lieutenant [ __ ] grace oh well I didn't even get to make a choice that's sad I was gonna choose to let him go I know I'm making Connor the most unlikable man in the force but I didn't have the heart to you know take him down but I see now what I could have done in order to get a different path for this man is I could have gone over right over in this area what do you mean oh yeah that's what I was talking about I know but I'm talking about I could have gone all the way over here and had a different area yeah that's a shame well you know at least it's continuing the theme of making Connor the most unlikable Android on the force Alice don't worry I'm gonna shoot your father I've already made up my mind the [ __ ] are you looking for dinner is ready yeah yeah I'm coming sir food huh how about I serve lead I'm going to get the gun Todd can I get the gun this time yeah you're right I gotta serve dinner you seem like very small plates yeah gods on a diet it wasn't much in the kitchen I did what I could welcome aboard sly foot appreciate the sponsor are you talking about right here right yeah I'm gonna follow a different path actually I have a plan Todd you will eat in the darkness and you will [ __ ] like it I don't want you to see the spit that I put in your spaghetti you come friends I'm just gonna lay down on the couch eat [ __ ] Todd I've been waiting for you friends I have the moist meter for the solo movie will be up tomorrow I appreciate that northlane thank you for the kind words guys leave no I don't think in this one I have much of another choice there's like genuinely nothing else for me to do I should turn off all the lights though yeah I don't have a choice on this life's funny the story's different for different Androids rubbing somebody started to explains goddamn appreciate y'all no other choices [ __ ] Android joke here's water for you Alice Todd do you get nothing's and droids is so [ __ ] wonderful I'm kidding I'm getting Todd you're not getting anything fail never tired would you like some what I'm getting you're not getting anyone or Todd all right [ __ ] you Todd here's your water just shut up don't talk to me thanks Phoenix what's your [ __ ] problem I don't think the androids are furry you dreamed of a maybe you think it is [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] walk yeah Jesus what a waste of my super ability all right I'm getting like I said I'm getting the gun Todd kaho Shibuya retiring I'm unfamiliar who that is you stay there don't you dare [ __ ] move or I'll bust you worse than last time no I'm gonna move Todd I can't move why what what is going on what is our one I say I spin no no no I want to move how hard does Todd get me like a hard zero oh this is cool kiss her dad [ __ ] no Todd's yucky so she's achieved free will it seems I like I said I've been foreshadowing this for a while but I'm going to put a bullet in Todd I'm telling you that right now so this is the moment we've been waiting for ladies and gentlemen this is where we see the end of Todd I've got you covered Alice I know I'm grabbing his gun see I knew it'd come in handy hello Todd since you didn't eat your spaghetti I'm serving a new dish it's led I've got you covered Alice you won't forgive me for this Alice but one day you'll look back on it and you'll say thank you the gun and get the [ __ ] out of here I want you to leave her alone you heard me Tod what are you gonna do you're gonna shoot me is that it oh you're [ __ ] kidding me I think we need to fix that [Music] do these reflexes you can't [ __ ] touch me Todd oh Jesus ah nearly [ __ ] threw out my arm with the hats put the pp and Todd's - oh [ __ ] instead I'm not doing that I'm not programmed with a pee-pee [ __ ] this hurts my arm my arms are so goddamn sore from climbing it hurts - just throw the controller around like this [ __ ] I always grab the gun god dammit don't just shout at me grab the [ __ ] gun Alice the gun [ __ ] Alistar gun I was to go on Alistair gun [Music] by this time you won't be coming back oh that's so satisfying good teamwork Alice what a great shot - right in the heart God great timing on that fart Tetra it smells like absolute [ __ ] [ __ ] that's beautiful really fits the scene because Todd is a huge stinker of a person as well how's easy [Music] you know I'm glad I missed the gun that was a lot more satisfying having Alice do it Todd was very careful with security well you get the [ __ ] out of here Alice you get criminal now literally or on the run take me to the CAV Celtic game [Music] and this is where Alice becomes a serial killer unless was cute had a nice little ending [Music] I couldn't be more satisfied with how that one wrapped up I think that's probably ended Todd yeah wow there's so many options and I got the best one see this one right here was probably I shoot Todd but I [ __ ] it up because I was hurting my arm doing their controller motions so then Alice shot him that's yeah that's what I said yeah there's so many others like I bet there is one with like a peaceful resolution with Todd and Alice but who wants that when we could just execute Todd let's get some sponsors in here for the death of Todd let's celebrate every time I go to one of these I ask myself what the hell am I doing here I hate cocktail parties and all the schmoozers that go yeah well that's a chance for all those people who admire your work to meet you and no one gives a damn about our ain't that the truth all they care about is how much money they're gonna make out of it come on let's have a drink or the excitement of this whole thing has made me thirsty well let's have some drinks Carl see where the night takes us Scotch neat as usual absolutely I'm sure the sun's already here some things your doctor would say yeah well he can kiss my ass I'm old enough to choose my own medication oh I just missed the cut scene trigger oh is it poisoned I should taste it first we'll do vampire and again appreciate the sponsoring did you leave the light on those two Paulette no no I'm sure I didn't call the police [Music] supercool syscall Manfred's Android at 8941 Lafayette Avenue we've just returned home and found the lights on there may have been a break-in no just his [ __ ] red iced out son near again take it easy Miku stay safe Carl got yours no I'm come with no you're not coming with me look who's here my father's plastic toy Leo what's going on you refused to help me so I'm holding myself it's crazy when some people pay for this [ __ ] don't touch him look they're all gonna be mine sooner or later anyway think of it as a down payment on my inheritance Marcus get him away from there get him out of here all right Leo I'm gonna have to beat your ass in there no reason all right I'll make Marcus a good guy welcome aboard Merlin all you ever do is tell me to go away what's wrong dad not good in the field not perfect like this [ __ ] thing you touch enough get out right now mr. special anyway huh what's he got that I don't want to engage in fisticuffs with you leo don't defend yourself you hear me don't do anything yeah I don't want to piss off Carl what's waiting birds think you're gonna fight back you [ __ ] [ __ ] thanks man I don't know I'm debating on whether to shoot Leo does it make Karl very upset if I did and I care about Karl I'll take the couch sly thank you hugs are always the best solution I agree do I just sit here and wait then because I don't want to I don't want to fight him I don't know I mean I'm just over here stalling for the police I guess I'll just stay here to the police come I guess that's not doing me any good I'm not defending myself don't worry Carl I care too much about you no I don't think so [Music] do it wait do I have to what happened to the whole thing of choice or maybe I just like don't do anything after I break out yeah I think I just don't do anything right now Carl's gonna have a heart attack destroy I'm not doing it Jake I'm doing it I'm doing it to save Carl if I start attacking leo Carl have a heart attack I think oh yeah maybe that ship has sailed tell you you are all right want me to beat the [ __ ] out of your son no no dad no please this is beautiful this never would have happened if it weren't for you the Android was the Android you know I should have killed leo it's the last time last time last [ __ ] time that I listened to you know the good guy root I'm going with my instincts I knew I should have beat his [ __ ] ass in you were wrong Karl I don't mean obviously Marcus isn't dead well that's such a shame I'm going to I'm going to execute Leo just sleep out here you can keep the audio in your ear and maybe a like dream of it say something goddamn it I mean CPR and a heart attack probably isn't effective I don't know personally I'm mad maybe it is I don't know but I'm really enjoying it so I play quite well Hank [ __ ] hates Conor and let's get that our machine will get nothing out of it you always try roughing up a little after all it's not human androids don't feel pain you would only damage it and that wouldn't make it talk deviance also have a tendency to self-destruct when they're in stressful situations okay smartass what should we do then hmm I can try questioning it [Laughter] no I'm too deep too deep the emotions are too raw suspects all yours on Conners backstory he's just a very unlike police Android by my design I've made sure that everyone does not like Connor and I'm going to keep that tradition alive here let's take it let's take a peek under the hood here oops I skipped through that quickly but I got the gist of it yeah the instability so he's just torturing the Android Carlos brings shame upon all five foot six men come logo board he'll team six door of bake shall open I've been waiting for level of stress friends alright yeah I've got a I've got to keep I gotta keep Connors reputation as the most unlikable man in the game alive he's gonna start pressing on his wounds I think you're never mind instability in your program it can trigger an unpleasant feeling like fear and humans hmm not very good you've refused to talk since they arrested you if you don't cooperate they'll do things the hard way is that what you want hmm there we go see now I'm [ __ ] getting probe memory see so they can definitely peek into Marcus's memory and see what happened with Leo trust worked really well last time on the rooftop I'm here to help you but you've gotta trust me all I want is to get you out of here why would he trust Connor after he just yeah this probe if you won't talk I'm going to have to probe your memory I know [Music] what are they gonna do to me you don't want to know they'll have you working tables at an IHOP they're going to disassemble you to look for problems in your bio components they have no choice if they want to understand what happened why did you tell me this Gunners an [ __ ] I was programmed to hunt deviants like you I just accomplished my oh what a douchebag what a douchebag you caught it is a great talk to me I want everyone to hate Conner all right how can we do this to make them hate us even more what do we got Connor do i probe do i pressure do I convince no convincing is not gonna work I might just go straight for probing I might have to yeah but it's Connor everyone has to hate Connor oh I I do know I do I feel sympathy but we're playing is Connor hey I'm seeing an overwhelming amount of pressure I'll do pressure I thought he was gonna hit his hand turned out to be the right one I think paint I did I didn't add any him a chance right everything yeah you can start diddling him I guess Wow so Connors programming is hard bipolar let's just do we just probe it do we go do we go for the probe we going for the big creme finale actually that's what I'm gonna do it that'll make that'll make the agency hate Connor even more that's what I'm gonna do I'm giving up sorry guys I failed I'm sorry there was just nothing else I could do it was beyond my expertise sorry boys just give up again actually I'll intervene Connor I'm intervening again no not you Connor this Connor Android runner this is great hoping you'd pull the trigger I said what the [ __ ] yeah how did I get my rep with Hank up I didn't want that at all do you want to kiss me intervene kiss me that's what I thought [ __ ] everything is alright it's over now it's completely over nobody's gonna hurt you please don't Taj give up let it follow you out of the room and it won't cause any trouble did you hear what I said I give up good work Hank I ended up getting like a really positive outcome on that one and the agency hates me even more nice this was like the the less optimal not less optimal but like the the harder path to get to usually the top ones are the easier ones from what I've seen I'm vibe from what I've seen I mean just what we experienced so far so now I'm back in Kara Kara and Alice's world yet yeah yeah I'm using amusing cars like the major badass yeah well what is up [ __ ] boy alright and is alone yeah you're gonna hell shoot him [Music] I know we have to go [Music] I mean I feel like this is an easy situation to get out of the self-defense case we've seen it work many times before [Music] should we do shelter yeah yeah [Music] we'll do shelter we can make some more cool characters that guy seems creepy these bouts are on bus stops okay you find someone who's funny late well the moms clearly clearly not a good mom as she walked out and left the daughter with that abusive drug addict that we just killed straight murdered that looks like a safe place yeah we'll just hop in the dumpster hey you guys open oh there's quite a few options there's a motel there but that's too basic can we do do you want to do the coffee place we can just break in Oh we'll sleep in the laundromat my house of the rundown house that's full of airborne syphilis yeah I'll go ahead and pass on that I'm not taking Alice to that kind of place well stay in the laundromat why the [ __ ] would we sleep in a parking lot these suggestions are horrible from the Android hello do you have a section for androids and children see this guy's hurt he beat a series but living here ten years hey there buddy do you own this place am I just gonna steal the clothes off of him it says change of clothes oh you're right you're right it did you say change clothes am I gonna have to murder somebody else it's too late Alice we're already down this life of crime should I steal it I really want car to be like a super badass but I don't know if this is gonna be badass or just kind of pathetic but then that could lead to another fistfight for Cara I want to train Alice to be like the atreya Stu Kratos I'm seeing so much for don't steal fine okay God so many people with a conscience it's like you don't want to see Alice to grow up to be one of the best bare-knuckle fighters you've ever seen there goes an easy confrontation we could have got back out into the rain all right let's see if we can beat somebody else up I guess always I don't know where the house is at why would the motel be the house oh yeah this looks like a nice place to raise a kid [Music] I just go in the motel we might meet some like other drug addicts there that I can beat up and teach her how to throw down hello show me your champion so I can beat his ass this was not discreet at all you're right I blew it why why is he afraid of me well this is short-lived excuse me can you open this door so I can beat your ass and get rid of this uniform or go somewhere else well we're we're gonna find $40 in the middle of the rain I might just go steal it from the guy again I'll just keep stealing [ __ ] from him oh where the [ __ ] is she [Music] hey does anyone have $40 lying around I can't exactly do anything to that Alice how are you with climbing over barbed wire there's nothing more this way I guess I had to go around the other way oh look yeah an abandoned house at least we'd be out of the rain yeah looks comfy too what makes you think it's only for one night I don't need to do any squats let's just beat up the garbageman you're telling me that we have androids and [ __ ] and time manipulating technology and yet we still have men manually picking up the trash yeah me [ __ ] up I need to go steal those clothes and have lost we have nowhere to go I know someone who can help you thank you trash man that's on the other side of town we need a place for tonight what the [ __ ] he was a ghost why did she close her eyes well the [ __ ] was the point of that all right Alice let's go back out in the freezing cold rain we're just gonna we're just gonna sleep in the road tonight I hope you don't mind the rain I'm an Android I don't feel [ __ ] so it's fine by me yeah this shit's open 24 hours look the store is still open maybe we should go inside at least you'll be out of the cold how is it going I'm human what do you know that was quick why does everyone hate Androids I will so that's just lazy writing why does everyone hate Androids and yet they have an over-reliance on them this is a convenience store not the Salvation Army okay would you like to fight if you're not gonna buy any how about we fight all the chat god oh come on let's hold them up here and let's take some money it's for Alice I hate if the chat didn't want me stealing clothes I don't know how they'd feel about me pulling a gun on this innocent man and stealing his cash God if it was up to me I would have stolen the clothes taking his wallet coming here and stole all of his [ __ ] as well I'm gonna turn Allison in the most battle-hardened criminal it was up to me but I don't want people in chat getting mad how about we steal cookies you guys alright with stealing cookies is that better there is that better stealing cookies good now let's steal some I don't know I guess I'll shove this up my Android [ __ ] I don't really know what to do with that what is going on I thought it's still part of the scene [Music] Oh [Music] Oh tool for the fence I thought this was gonna be like an intimidation tool as well yeah I need the wire cutters yeah it's a start stealing [ __ ] hey Mowgli no choice gun gun gun but babe I wasn't even looking at the time I'm sorry yeah right just get the hell out of my store you are lucky I don't pull this gun out from between I will pull this gun out from between my cheeks and I will come back in this [ __ ] do you think Eilis would forgive me if I did steal the clothes and hold that man up okay and I can't go back in so now I'm super [ __ ] well I have one choice now well I don't know babe but I wanted to make Alice a criminal overlord and now all of those opportunities of me squander you know I'm stealing those clothes come with me Alice what oh yeah they're at coffee shop I should I should look at that is there anything else here I didn't really check out that thing over there I don't remember what it was you know what from now on a mission my own [ __ ] choices I will have the characters play out in my way there'll be the puppets that I choose to make dance in the ways that I prefer if I want to steal a homeless man's clothes for Alice I'm stealing them if I want to train Alice how to beat up Androids I'm teaching her thanks Colin but now I don't even know what to do here I'm taking those clothes though you know what she doesn't know it's good for her she's dying of hypothermia Alice I know you didn't like this the first time but you're just gonna have to get the [ __ ] over it you need some fresh warm jammies man this guy is a heavy sleeper he's asleep they're mine you're welcome Alice no I steal his basket - that's kind of [ __ ] mine also mind I earn these therefore Alice we're not gonna be evil criminals yet I'll have to do it slowly oh this is finally where my technique comes into play yeah Alice you might not like it [Music] he's too into his all sports well it's not even working right now I'm [ __ ] flapping my arms what it's supposed to be fast I can't I can't oh oh boy Oh yikes well Alice it's time to show you how to engage in fisticuffs sorry to hear about the STD I really wish my controller [ __ ] worked if you don't like me folding your clothes you can find it well that's good all right I didn't even get a fight out of it well I not only failed the steel but I lowered my reputation with Alice because I wanted to steal yeah you can suck my dick I'm teaching Alice out of jaywalk I don't know why my controller wasn't working when I was throwing it up in the air it's been working all stream and now all of a sudden when I really needed it to come through I mean yeah it's rough but effective that's vodka in a nutshell I'm sorry Alice were left with no other choices you can blame chat sleep in abandoned car yep welcome to the five star motel Alice looking good looking real good No it looks abandoned maybe had enough oh so it works when I do it here stand back Alice how's those dry clothes I got you feelin Alice I'm getting it didn't work wow that's awful strange appreciate it : that's what I'm saying some pansy salad what there's nowhere else there's nowhere left because I couldn't hold up the guns to the clerk with the gun so I didn't get money for the motel I didn't get the wire cutter so we can't sleep in the abandoned house what do you want from me Alice blame chat god damn it it's not my fault I'm trying to look out for your best interests this thing more what am I gonna do with the ATM you know what can I just come in here guns blazing maybe no oh [ __ ] me talk to the temporary androids aren't are these things even alive Christ talk to me Wow we need a place to stay do you know anywhere we could spend the night there is no night only Zuul Thank You Chat for the brilliant advice that worked super well chat you have once again proven here expertise it I can't I can't hold him up either I'm not allowed back I don't think I can restart either yeah how far down can I go here reload save and hold up the store can I reload a save I haven't saved anything I don't want to risk having to start the whole game over well station is too far it constantly auto-saves after every choice and I haven't manually saved I don't know why I can't just hold this guy up [ __ ] I didn't mean to do that let's say be discreet so I feel like maybe I can sneak into you yeah you can restart after each chapter ends thought doesn't help me there's only so far down here I can go unless maybe I can just break in one of these windows no there's no point going any side dammit it's the car Alice we're sleeping in the car I have no other options the car has wire cutters just like the androids would be the savior mm-hmm we'll see and I saw a million people saying Android go to the Android you [ __ ] imbecile and look how that turned out I was a generator there that works yeah she also didn't like the house it was a still worst case scenario and she doesn't have any dry clothes so she'll be dead by morning so chad is one for two then all right got you covered Alice no yes it's just a scratch oh it's that's foreshadowing it's more than a scratch bang oh I was hoping I could just drop it really hard if I can cuss her she won't even know how awful the situation is don't worry we're just having a look man if I just held up the goddamn store we be in luxury huh aren't Android supposed to be like super-strong can't even pull a little piece of wood off I can absolutely read that fishhook [ __ ] happened wait what are you doing visitors doesn't like visitors they're nasty but grow in a her troth I don't know what the humans did to you but she had nothing to do though humans won't hurt us no that's different guy but no all right where's my gun who thought nobody was here all we want is a place to spend a night visitors are dangerous you want danger now let's give me my gun he kicks her out Ralph that's nothing compared to what I'll do with my gun if you don't stop this nonsense all right you brought it upon yourself Ralph why why is every it is like again god damn it where are we gonna sleep everyone with their conscience the gun has been the Saviour I could have been living in a motel I could have shot Ralph and renovated his house there's so many people you can blame but don't blame me it's not my fault everyone wanted gun but Tiana said don't gun so I second thought cuz you said don't go in Alice get the [ __ ] in here it's not my fault no we're staying here amount of [ __ ] options we're better off staying Ellis the important thing is for us to be safe it's me Alice I'm gonna show you how much better it is with a gun as soon as I can restart this I'm restarting this and doing it with a gun I can't it says you can restart after every chapter ends is that's what one guy said one guy said you can restart whenever it another chapter ends zero moisture from bad bad decisions everyone keeps yelling restart but that's not like an option see I just take all right you know let's see what this does but it saves after every choices may heat I'm gonna restart and go Motel so all this is gonna do is put me right before I get into the car right after Ralph at least that's what it looks like what I haven't finished the chapter so I haven't unlocked it that's what the guy was saying every time you finish a chapter you can restart it damn this loads kind of slow but it's ps4 I should expect it do you want to do me a huge favor for both my sake and Alice's a water would be so nice okay I'll go grab my water okay it's super sweet wow this is really slowly loading its ps4 it's always very slow loading all consoles our house it oh wait is this right before I fought Ralph but I want to start from the beginning so we can you know what [ __ ] it [ __ ] Ralph you know I'll just gun on Ralph I'm not going through the loading and kin I don't know anything about YouTube red man but appreciate that you said no gun and that made me second I know it's just first chat overwhelmingly says don't steal the clothes from the sleeping man and then don't rob him no no no and now Alice has to live in the [ __ ] worst house on the block yeah but she also could have been staying in the motel I feel for Ralph like he's gone through some [ __ ] like out you know [ __ ] some humans right like I get that but at the end of the day let me care about Alice yeah well they weren't behind on the stealing clothes thing because I had unlimited time on that yeah I'm just good yeah on this on [ __ ] like this yeah they're way too far behind you didn't reset for father Carl I don't think I could save him yeah they're so dangerous look they get around yeah I feel bad for ruff I don't want to shoot him but I'm going to for the sake of Alice's well-being no I'm gonna gun you must excuse Ralph SEOs easy absolute finds it difficult to control themselves sometimes just fear your mates it's not like I'm pulling the gun and shooting before anything it's a diplomatic tool he's just so scared the humans will get immediate you can stay if you want look at how much more peaceful everything is when I use a gun now if I held up the story be like is that a gun please take what you'd like I didn't understand this situation was so stressful help yourself to whatever you'd like is there anything else I can do for you if I pulled the gun on the guy sleeping you'd say oh I see the situation is dire please take my clothes no hard feelings the gun is the ultimate tool of peace see like Ralph and I are friends now kitty is dead oh thank you gun no I'm not gunning him down see it worked you need to fire a bullet you can make yourself at home here Rafa's gonna go into the other room jerk-off you like to stay with you obvious things to do I don't want to I don't want to see it at all Ralph out of sight out of mind you do you man always will find a better place to you I appreciate that Damian wait don't see where you can sleep sit down and I start a fire sit down I'll light the whole house on fire with Ralph inside all right let's get on it could have been at the motel let's just chat or well I guess chat was a little behind but most of them said don't rob them where's the paper at Ralph what do you wipe your ass with in this joint where's the paper at Alice where the [ __ ] is the paper got to drop it first I see oh wait this is the same [ __ ] that the other Android was a putting on the wall yeah it's a rebellion it's nice to meet you Ralph what does that mean singles why are you writing that it does vsauce it shows up there don't know I'm [ __ ] loving the game right Sanderson man I'm really enjoying it alright well that wasn't helpful what about that paper Ralph we're gonna find that there it is found the paper off thanks for help we're off what about those matches found it Ralph thanks to help no you're dragging energy Qt I would Otto found the matches let's get a good strike in there yeah - easy now if only she had some warm clothes mm-hmm I'm heading oh never mind she's sleeping in the doghouse I guess how sanitary ooh this [ __ ] sucks Oh androids don't sleep you can come to bed I think what I could it's not much but at least you'll be warm yeah no soaking wet clothes mmm because I wasn't allowed to get you fresh clothes cuz it's stealing oh it's super sweet appreciate it insanity brick you having fun Alice this is a good adventure you shot your dad now we're squatting in a crack house do you like this while you was a big old douchebag old piece of [ __ ] well you know Todd could never do that because he's a stinker [Music] killed Ralph for sport that seems like the right order Panda [ __ ] happens Alice would you like a gun [Music] Oh can't promise I can't even do that one that's [ __ ] yeah I can't even bring myself to do that one those pillows are full of [ __ ] I wonder what would have happened if I said I can't promise that I might just be gone by the time you wake up how would the game play out from there just profusely crying roll credits a kind of sick monster with cheese camp from his I like that thanks David gage for that option [Music] kiss oh hell wholesome [Music] yeah we'll do that what a good Android mom I thought one of the plot points was Androids don't sleep so what is she just gonna lie there all night pull the gun on Alice yeah that's that's probably the next choice I'll have to make look at all these better options I could have chosen Jesus yep wow that's the that's the real winner mm Wow so many options on this holy [ __ ] yeah this is cool what was this one no no but like this one I didn't even touch on yeah I'm like I'm not gonna like just keep restarting things to get the best possible route I'm going with the one that you know I I [ __ ] up with figuratively speaking I made my bed so I'm going to lie in it is that Jennifer Lawrence I do not think so is this a new character now that's not Marcus oh you're right that is Marcus [Music] well I think by the end of the game all of these paths will converge but I don't what were you saying though I think it's a little different with cold though who Hank no I'm our relationship is spotty at best Hank is not a fan of Conor I keep calling him Cole I forgot Kurt [Music] I can totally understand people not liking this game but I'm [ __ ] loving this rise of the machines I actually really like that one I know it's like the least favorite of most all aside from salvation in Genesis but I thought it was good [Music] I appreciate that submarine God so much of a procedure I was so convenient that some other robot was just junked over here and we had his foot compatibility although I guess it makes sense since all Android you just manufactured to be the same Oh what's up Maddie P of course I remember you man I really appreciate that hope you've been doing well sounds like a plan no I'm child are you gonna bet you're gonna miss some crucial moments in Marcus's story I don't know how much longer I'm gonna play if you want me to wait I can just play more tomorrow [Music] I just want to finish Marcus is one real quick [Music] I have a couple of things tomorrow [Music] what's the six o'clock thing oh yeah and that's gonna be like on money we can be free we're a nice guy with his dying breath telling me about Jericho I'm on it chief I'll carry on your dreams [Music] symbolic of hell [Music] Hades rather Oh grace where have Marcus create his own gang of what all of these half Androids these scrap parts the [ __ ] is this places big old junkyard over keeping Ralph I've already made him an ally maybe I do get to lead the revolution damn how very disrespectful of his own kind they're just gonna piss on this one since it's incompatible how about you small fry are you compatible the [ __ ] connor indeed the mission to make connor the most unlikable character in the lore is going well which one of you [ __ ] is compatible with my software show me your [ __ ] so I can taste it to know for sure now you look compatible [Music] I don't know that's wow I didn't expect her titties to be compatible no I'm sorry lady I'm making my own choices now Marcus has to survive you weren't gonna get far with no legs and buried in dirt I'm Tony Stark in this [ __ ] up now let's be honest she didn't have much of a chance Marcus here has he's got a higher calling [Music] thank you for your sacrifice hope you had fun at the bar Armand all right where's my Iron Man suit now this looks good promising yep nailed it are you alive too somehow yeah I'm sorry about that man I needed it now I just need the audio unit oh you [ __ ] yeah I could have just [ __ ] skin for this probably Oh actually I wonder if I just leave if I'll be able to play the rest of the game with a malfunctioning audio unit because if I just go out that way I'm pretty sure it's it's you know I'm out but I don't want to do that I'd hate to play the game like this [ __ ] loser Oh oh I know but I'm pretty sure the only ones that'll show up are like potential candidates yes eh I was nice when Mia is holding it for me keeping a warm he knew someone would need his ears perfect good as new and now it's time to go on my mission for revenge I'm coming for you Carl you shoot or excuse me leo you forgot hi Sam and I fish [Music] I'm gonna go back to the laundromat and steal that guy's clothes from the dryer something he's still asleep you need some new ones [Music] yeah but I'm gonna enjoyed [Music] [Music] [Applause] halfway how did his skin get back oh it regrows on its own they've already established that part that's right that's right yeah it sounds like Detroit become market run the [ __ ] am i doing right now you know what good does that do Oh to look human why don't they all do that yeah what the [ __ ] why don't they all just do that then then I would have made it so much easier with Alice and Cara if she had just taken that out because then she could have gotten into the motel we could have slept in the motel instead of with Ralph in his [ __ ] meth out meth addict house filled to the brim with chlamydia and [ __ ] maybe they should shift focus from badass wheels instead of Cara being like this super elite gaming gun warrior it should be Marcus that was cool oh wait was there more I could do here yeah it looks like just more part options god this is good [ __ ] this is so good if this is Connor replying Connors of course yeah it's Connor we have to at least keep up Connor getting [ __ ] on by everybody has an expensive model from a painter oh he's an expensive model from a painter yeah I'm well away but I mean they could still all pull it out it seems since it's not like embedded in them just on the surface god damn this is pretty why does he hate Connor I guess it's just I thought it'd be fun I don't hate him he seems like a fine character the goal is to make every other character in the game hate Connor he's like an uppity prep boy so it's just an easy candidate okay maybe I should just scan to see where she is found her I'm about to find out I'm gonna make sure she does not like Connor though hello Amanda you're under arrest he doesn't seem very happy finding that deviant was far from easy you showed great skill in your investigation oh yeah human so things could be unstable you should have been more cautious I thought I could make it talk it was a Oh such thing never mind I'm sure you'll be more careful in the future you don't know that Amanda the interrogation seemed challenging what did you think of the deviant Oh boys it showed signs of PTSD after being abused by itself - the obvious answer as if its original program had been completely replaced by new instructions this lieutenant Anderson has been officially assigned to the deviancy case what do you say he's a piece of [ __ ] and he hates me unpleasant I find him unpleasant and unprofessional he seems to have an addictive personality as a lack of respect for procedure and despises androids which makes our relationship difficult unfortunately we have no choice you don't know that I could pull a gun on him what do you think I got approach where's the gun option I will adapt to his personality I am kidding Amanda oh she didn't like psychology more and more Android show signs of deviancy there are millions in circulation if they become unstable the consequences will be disastrous you're the most advanced prototype cyber life is ever created if anyone can figure out what you know I give up you can can I give up Amanda are you not hearing me Amanda I give up hurry Connor there's little time I don't even know what that refers to before they all turn to deviancy Connors voice is the worst thing in the game I don't think it's bad I think it matches the character just fine some lines are not very well delivered but he's supposed to be an Android so it's kind of forgivable first Hank heard hmm where's Hank I'm here to see lieutenant Anderson no authorization yes you never have to apologize for not being able to donate it all fishhook I really appreciate it when I think of the game so far I [ __ ] love it I'm really [ __ ] enjoying this how's it going my friends you will not like me I'll make sure of that would you mind getting me some water this is Detroit become human Hank hey [ __ ] have you seen Hank oh this is just like an I Robot a little minute oh I just looking for his desk that would make sense as to why I was looking at name tags hmm if I was Hank where would I sit I probably put him in the basement he's probably not well-respected around the office that's this is the one maybe I don't know I think I think is this one it's the only one with the name tag turned the other way what other edge Lord would do that besides old trusty hand here's Hank excuse me do you know what time lieutenant Anderson usually arrives depends on where he was the night before if we're lucky we'll see him before noon and they're okay with that that's such a nice place to work Hank would be shrunk like ant-man true well those throws a short stand probe him I'd love to can I just pull a gun on the police station bring me Hank make him come in now Hank listens to a little bit of rock a little bit a little bit of metal yeah Hank seem maybe Hank's not a bad guy Oh Mike Anderson I'll leave it I'm gonna leave a lot of messages Anderson this is Connor I'm the Android sent my son's life it's almost noon and I'm waiting for you at the office yeah I think so Kinsey can I call him back I'd like to leave another message I didn't get everything across can you enthusiastically voice a character probably not very well I didn't sleep well I really appreciate the sponsor tonight man these are some headlines so Hank used to be at like the top of the game but then for some reason turned to alcoholism yeah something do the androids probably why is just I thought his dog was sitting in the chair didn't register with me that the dog hair is probably on him when he sat in the chair way too many carbs yeah would I buy an Android probably very helpful there's a very nice new friend unless like unless it was Connor I wouldn't buy a ninja in Lakota yeah this one oh yeah this one too no I thought wait no I guess I did thanks waffle man and yeah androids will probably be the death of the human race my cat appreciate that Jake I'm pro I'm gonna go to bed after Connors section here I'm actually getting really tired hey what's up [ __ ] boy it's good to see you again lieutenant did you get my message eases Hank in my office I'm coming with you Hank Hank you did you check my message yet Hank check your phone Hank your phone I left you a message I've got 10 new cases involving androids on my desk every day we've always had isolated incidents old ladies losing their Android mage and that kind of crap when is the next stream I'll do tomorrow tomorrow morning reports of assaults and even homicide like that guy last night this isn't just cyber Alliance problem anymore it's now a criminal investigation and we've got to deal with it before that [ __ ] hits the fan I want you to investigate these cases and see if there's any link why me so like nine hours from now three more I am the least qualified cop in the country and that's true Hank I know jack [ __ ] about Androids Jeffrey I can barely change the settings on my own phone everybody's overloaded I think you're perfectly qualified for this type of investigation [ __ ] the truth is nobody wants to investigate these [ __ ] Androids and you let me home the bag Samuel I've sent over this Android to help with the investigation it's a state-of-the-art prototype it'll act as your part no [ __ ] way I don't need a pro this is from the past it's plastic prick Hank this makes me off you are a police lieutenant you are supposed to do what I say and such a goddamn mouth you know what my goddamn mouth has to say to you oh okay I'll pretend like I didn't hear that so I don't have to add any more pages to your disciplinary folder cuz it already looks like a [ __ ] novel this conversation Hank about my message of you have you heard it yet Jeffrey Jesus Christ why are you doing this to me you know how much I need these [ __ ] things why are you doing this to me listen I've had just about enough of your [ __ ] either you do your job or you hand in your badge now if you'll excuse me I've got work to do he's about to cry well then I won't keep you any longer have a nice day thank you Connor Hank hey Hank you ready to do some pleasing [ __ ] Hank hey Hank hey it's me constructive it's to be working with you I'm sure we'll make a great team now that we're partners it would be great to get to know each other better let me keep pressing hey have you checked your phone yet I left you a message oh I should have known no one's using that one Thank You Hank bazinga captain yam bazinga indeed I wish I could just keep talking can I sit at the chaired talk to him over the computer oh yeah baby please tell me I could talk to Hank this is great you have a dog right how do you know that the dog you look like [ __ ] that's how I know that I like dogs what's your dog's name hey Sakuya sumo oh no wait this is increasing our reputation no I think that's gonna try and like convince him I don't know that's the one I'm leaning towards I'll try anti Android's though a lot of people don't appreciate having Android's around I was wondering is there any reason in particular you spies wow that's good that works yeah yeah there is one perfect Thank You Hank music and basketball just I was wondering I'm doing these two do you always arrive at the office you're very late I arrive when I arrive stop busting my balls okay I appreciate that Knittle Knittle lipples if you have any files on deviance I'd like to take a look at them terminals on your desk knock yourself out I appreciate it insanity bridge thanks for the the kindness Oh so these are just okay that's a handy feature 243 files first dates back nine months so he hates Androids because they're better than he is at his job is my guess an ax 400 is reported to have murdered a man last night I don't think androids killed his wife starting point for our investigation your genius Hank thank you I'm definitely going aggressive obviously if the situation doesn't suit you lieutenant you should ask to be relieved of duties and let me work with someone else like that Hank so keep your advice to yourself and mind your own business Hank I will jerk your dick raw if you ever take that tone of voice with me again resign the mission fine I could just quit right there I didn't come here to wait until you I could have just quit right there that's so cool listen [ __ ] it was up to me I throw the lot of you in a dumpster and set a match to it so stop pissing me off and things are gonna get nasty oh I'm sorry to disturb you I have some information on the ax 400 that killed the guy last night it's been sighted in the Raven Dale district come on I just wanted to resign that would have been so entertaining what if I just declined every mission they gave me as Connor I refused I resigned here's my badging gun that's not that big a deal I don't care I appreciate it extremely uncomfortable yeah I did everything I needed to accomplish for the most part although there was a an option right here you quit your Android has been decommissioned for refusing to work he's playing this in the most non fun way possible what do you mean how so I find all of it to be extremely entertaining so far Hank being outcasted by everyone in society Jara being a horrible role model for a little girl I am but I have to get and you get to a point where I can exit appreciate it jag oh I didn't even see it was an option I didn't see I could even stand up how's it going in here off you done painting [ __ ] on the wall Oh Ralph was gone I'm sorry I just get so involved in the story I mean I feel like you'll be upset if I get too far into the story it'll be hard to catch you up with all the the high jinks we're about to get into let's just look at some porn real quick and then we'll call it a night lion porn this is cougar I can't oh I can't open it there we go Detroit today yeah I don't think I care much about Detroit today all right this will be the stopping point I feel home before I go I want to look at the flow charts no I can't do it from here it'd have to be the main menu yeah I'm not gonna no I'm not gonna go back I've already already made my decision all right all right everyone thanks for tuning in everybody donated a massive thank you I really appreciate it do the new sponsors welcome aboard and enjoy those custom emotes sponsoring means a lot so I appreciate that it'll be like eight hours from now eight or nine hours and I'll pick this up some more the company that manufactured me is conducting a user's survey would you like to participate equals appreciated autistic hold on what is this oh uh even in a game I'm not taking a survey no problem maybe another time I was good I don't know we'll have to see but yeah it'll be sometime tomorrow thanks again everyone

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Published: Sat May 26 2018