Conquering Britain as India in EU4 Challenge

hello strategy gaming enthusiasts my name is alzboh hd in today's challenge video we are gandhi put the barat in britain and seek to colonize the british isles as india but we won't be playing as just any nation we will try harder and attempt this challenge by starting as poor bondar the birthplace of gandhi this purple peripheral polity is second to none and by far one of the weakest and poorest one province minors within the subcontinent making it a perfect choice for a karmic comeuppance j balaki it's time to decolonize our way into europe and start our campaign in 1444 poor bond r starts as a five development opm with generic gujarati regional ideas if we're gandhi do something about this terrible start we'll have to move fast to consolidate a power base our first order of business will be to build up a peaceful mass of indian infantry and max out our meager force limit the neighboring nations of junarg and palatana make for a tasty target and after several months are promptly liberated cored and annexed into the raj but there is a problem neighboring gujarat is huge and completely casts away any possibility of expansion within the vicinity we'll have to break the rulebook and attack the sinali's and tamil kings after all our only possible path of expansion will be through candy and sri lanka and in 1451 the decision is made to best cb the buddhist island and curry out an island invasion outnumbered six to eight the tamil and sinalis of sri lanka were pounded by purbandar's advances and were subsequently incorporated into the poor bondurant polity given the ambitions of our rising raj the sovereign chief sanji moved swiftly to secure an alliance with ba'amanus a key state that would prove pivotal to purbandar's rise to power upon promising bahamanas territorial spoils of war porbandar launched a two-front invasion of gujarat that relied heavily on their maharastran allies to the east thousands of men on both sides were slain and reincarnated over the next three years though ultimately the spacious sultanate was cowed under the strength of sanji's advances peace was proclaimed land was anointed and purbander's continental holdings doubled in size further to the south kerala and the maldives were peacefully liberated while the capital of poor bondar reached enough development to kick off a raja renaissance within the subcontinent in time our purple polity gobbled up gujarat and forced vassalized to the rum state of mewar backstabbed baja manas and shifted its sights to the south where purbandi settlers embarked on the colonization of madagascar with exploration and administrative ideas taken the rightful raj was well equipped to expand by both land and sea and by the end of the 1400s had expanded to roughly 40 times the size of its meagre borders five decades earlier the vassal state of mewar was properly fed to the vegetarian remnants of gujarat and dundar while kilwanese mercenaries to the south merited across madagascar seeding vast swathes of land to our hindu homeland at the dawn of the 16th century poor bondar entered into the pantheon of global hegemons and was proclaimed to the seventh greatest world power in 1507 the soldiers of shiva were relentless in their peaceful liberations of the rivaling rajas of africa and asia and india's first flagship the jaibalaki sailed out in honor of our decorous deity by 1526 only the two states of delhi and vijayanagar threatened our ardent ambitions but before putting the delete in delhi the peaceful porbandis marched southwards slaying the soldiers of vijayanagar and the closest to date approximation of equally marshed armies in spite of their slight numerical advantage the yellow lords of yoga were heated from the mortal plane and purbandar promptly proclaimed the liberation of tamil nadu and released their vassal of madurai further to the west the voyages of the sea ship enterprise concurrently made landfall in south africa saint elena and the coast of a mystery continent shrouded in forests of rain in the interim back in india our meguinar's vassal was integrated colonialism was established as an institution and rajasthani was proclaimed the new culture of a rapidly rising realm but before the rashfords could be reunified the karma police of purbandar proudly reappropriated the peripheral heartlands of the delhi sultanate the vedas had also predicted the fall of the malevolent maharashtrian marathas to the south and in between wars bahamanis was vassalized and subsequently fed cores of vadapov concurrent with the rise of the rightful raj in south asia poor bondar extended peaceful pleasantries with the natives of the new world benevolently trading and converting them in the ways of hinduism shiv khadi the first colonial nation of purbandar was thus proclaimed in 1559 in honor of shiva jai balaki further gains were made to the west of this nascent realm and a mere seven years later the second colonial nation of kubera bahadun or the mountains of the god of wealth were founded in peaceful partnership with the indigenous indians of the land but purbandar itself was nearing the limits of its previous potential and changes outside of cyclically conquering delhi necessitated a change in direction in an effort to maximize their potential the politicians of poor bondar made a deal with the devil and formed an alliance with the raja of the distant realm of the angle lands these pale and proud people hailed from a distant land of relentless rain and spiceless sustenance and upon contact the purbandis realized that the dye had been cast and that nothing would ever remain the same while the pujaris of the realm remained hostile to such an unorthodox alliance the raja realized that the ways of the west and modernization was the only way forward in august of 1569 this wave of modernization reincarnated purbandar into raj bhutana ushering in the second era of our realm's rise to power the newly anointed raja of raj bhutana traded in his generic national ideas for far more than store credit and now possessed the court cost reductions and discipline modifiers needed to vanquish vijayanagar once and for all our brahmin boys in baja manas were eager to accept our offerings as the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must further afield the rightful raj was intent on uniting the western indies and set about liberating the peoples of southern and northern new boracaya to this effect lord ganesha was awarded the third colony of rashbutana in 1567 and in the successive years brahmaputra or son of brahma was forged on the ashes of mayan heresy indeed rajputana was rapidly ascending the rungs of global hegemony and was at the forefront of the liberation of both the west and east indies but despite the advances into the heart of hindustan a lack of absolutist rule meant that gaines would remain meager until the advent of the 17th century disregarding this latent limitation delhi was itself deleted in 1592 and at last the capital of the subcontinent reverted to the rightful rule of the hindu raj following in the footsteps of their foreign friends in britain the rajas of the rajput swiftly set about the foundation of new bijapur peacefully partitioned the congo and contiguously connected the rajas of the west indies in a somewhat surprising and entirely unexpected turn of events the perfidious protestants of albion betrayed our rightful raj and directly intervened in our benevolent campaigns along the northern continent peace was never an option rajputana was forced to concede with modest gains amid their semi-annual annexation of vijayanagar and focused their forces on the foreign front lines but despite the desires of our desi defiance the raj was outgunned and outmatched against britain and was forced to concede a shameful white peace at the turn of the 17th century undeterred from this betrayal rajputana pushed forward into the frigid northlands annexing cree and the deviant dutch holdings to establish new poor bondar in 1612. in between these non-violent unifications of western indian lands more and more of eastern indian lands were reunified and reunited into the rising raj but revenge is a dish best served cold and in 1619 the guns of ganache g declared war on british colombia in an attempt to liberate the west indies from british indies this marked the first offensive war against britain though it was far from being the last anglo-colonies were burned to the ground and the indigenous populations were liberated by force allowing rashbutana to grow ganashji by a magnitude of two meanwhile in africa the raja's regent declared a decolonization war against spain with the ultimate goal of emancipating south africa and canada from iberian imposition war was waged across the northern and southern hemispheres but eventually spain ceded south africa and parts of canada and mexico to our righteous raj and speaking of spain payne was further inflicted on the green rectangle of portugal usata yoga and goa by this point in time rajwutan's fleet was great enough to threaten the north atlantic allowing indian soldiers to disempark and occupy the capital of lisbon goa was thus liberated along with substantial portions of the new world including the entirety of portuguese louisiana which is today of course known as nu tanjor back in our hindu homeland bahamanis's integration resulted in the direct administration of new states who were in turn oppressively centralized to generate absolutism in the intervening years britain was beaten back from british columbia resulting in gains for ganeshi while within the subcontinent orissa and their ming allies were routed in the bay of bengal this eastward expansion earned raj bhutan the key provinces of kotak and palaputra and granted the raja the stability needed to form an indian empire in 1664 desi destiny forever changed with the foundation of bharat and a new beginning for our subcontinental superpower but success breeds jealousy and spain was quick to form a coalition of oppressed opms in an attempt to halt our global assault but it was too little too late and nothing could stop our irate indians from fulfilling their god's given goal britain must bend the knee for their crimes in north bharatiya and were thus invaded on the coasts of africa in 1649 but rather than fight a multi-front war the benevolent bharatis offered up portions of their tunisian and austrian allies allowing them to concentrate on britain and indian internal affairs under the guidance of admiral vikramaditya british boats were smote by the j balaki allowing imperial infantry to disembark in ireland further afield the fire lands or akkagola were colonized in preparation for the reception of british nationals while the bay of bengal bent the knee to their south asian saviors the eve of victory in britain was nearly upon our nation and after indian troops reappropriated london albion was eager to carry out concessions from henceforth ireland was a province of imperial india and england was entirely expelled from southern new borantia at this point india's peaceful proliferation in both hemispheres was infuriating their neighbors and thus the decision to ally china came quickly in anticipation of further coalitions in quick succession vijayanagar was viciously vanquished deng was destroyed and orissa was obliterated further anticipating a second bharati invasion of britain the imperial command recruited mercenaries of the irish republican army who would later form the vanguard of the liberation of ireland by 1670 the second battle for britain was at hand and this time bharat broke and routed the anglos in the fields of ire the golden century of bharat beckoned forth and the brits were beaten out of their scottish strongholds hordes of hindus descended upon liverpool and hull while irish catholic mercenaries annihilated british resistance in london by 1674 it was all over an india imposed rule over wales scotland and the isles of manapur this liberation of historically indian land was yet again contested by spain and her gang who traded peace for a pittance of political concessions from our reliable allies in tunisia meanwhile on the home front our superpowers subjugated and liberated thousands of kilometers of land from any indian state that stubbornly refused to bend the knee to bharati decree by 1689 india was yet again at the gates of westminster begging the question of how many wars it would take to finally put the bharat into britain the imperial army and their indian irish allies poached redcoat resistance and pushed the british back from whence they came across the channel their dutch allies were summarily invaded and occupied leading to the liberation of panama and the decolonization of dutch coastal colonies in a space of just four years great britain was anything but great and was thus relieved of her scottish and northumbrian possessions norway tried to say no to this development but was relieved of her sovereignty proudly joining her rightful raj and membership of the strongest superpower on earth but these encounters in europe were not limited to only the bharati isles in fact india lost it after floride and the colonies of the guanoi forcing the empire to send out punjabi partisans to paris for the first time in european history france held back against the hindu hordes of our imperial invasion forces their discipline and morale was unmatched across the continent and required us to hire a hundred thousand mercenaries to even attempt at maintaining our position along the periphery of paris that being said the friends of france were not as fierce and iceland was annexed in 1699 while the other co-belligerents eventually dropped for a white piece in 1702 after years of dying of attrition on the streets of paris a final piece was reached whereby half of louisiana and fragments of floreed were conceded to our colonial subjects but the war was far from over as can be expected with french former possessions the protesting propensities of their former liege resulted in glev and strikes throughout louisiana french rebels battled for control of new tanjore while our guilds threatened to unionize leaving us little option but to punish perfidious albion in january of 1709 it was finally time to put the bharat back into britain by this point in time the united kingdom was anything but united and fielded a meager forty thousand men to defend against the nearly two hundred thousand imperial infantry of the indian empire irish indian mercenaries roasted the rose beefs until they were inevitably masala in the downs of devon with london promptly liberated the boats of bharat ferried our forces into the fields of flanders culminating in the occupation of dutch denhaka in exchange for rupees the netherlands was spared but the english ally of austria posed a problem rather than carry out an invasion to hobble the habsburgs the raja opted to push for an early piece and annexed more of the midlands while forcing england to break their alliance with austria bharat will be back and next time england would be erased from europe after all what do they gandhi do about that in the interceding years bharat subjugated slices of southeast asia and was soon back to blows with the big blue blob hundreds of thousands of irish mercenaries perished in the fields of brittany and beyond but ultimately porbandar prevailed and stripped france of all of her colonial holdings rather than risk the mass protests and strikes of yore the raja then partitioned these frenchmen into a peaceful preservation further to the east revolutions across russia erupted in moscow and began a spread of radical revolutionary ideas across the realm threatened by unloyal subjects manipulated by moscow and contained by a castilian coalition of a hundred nations india instead opted to bide her time and break britain once and for all in 1738 it was time to brexit the british and banish them from the so-called british isles i'd like to say that the final battle for britain was fought bravely but that's simply not true their forces were routed and reduced to non their boats were broken and london was calling for peace and indian liberation in 1740 the english king was spiced and diced to thunderous applause and england was no more at long last the bharati isles belonged to india and hinduism and our rajasthani culture were free to spread instead the founding of new mumbai in 1742 marked a turning point in hindu's history and rule bharatiya now ruled the waves at the dawn of the mid-18th century india is invincible and controls the plurality of south asia coastal africa north and south america and the bharati islands formerly known as britain although under the dynastic control of the legendary manchurian eisen goryo family the bharati sovereign krishna the first rules over a decidedly hindu empire and has transformed the religion into the second most popular faith in the world in terms of culture the rajasthani raj has peacefully permeated all continents of the world and can be found in asia oceania africa the americas and even in europe where the bharati isles are quickly being colonized by south asian settlers who have founded the city and new trade capital of new mumbai on the ruins of london there does however exist large amounts of cultural border core throughout the americas reflecting a legacy of the subjugation of european powers at the hands of the karmic police of the bharati raj in time all foreign colonies will be liberated and cast away from their european oppressors bharat boasts the second largest military in the world second only to spain but does possess the largest naval fleet commanding control of world trade and facilitating the governance of the transcontinental superpower and speaking of power bharat is the undisputed global hegemon though a super spain at the head of a million man coalition has resulted in the emergence of a cold war this is further exacerbated by unchecked revolutionary fervor seeping from moscow itself the birthplace of proletarian revolution and a springboard of radicalism that has already decapitated and converted the monarchs of europe into revolutionary republics in 1742 these deeply dystopian ideas descend upon south asia like the russian tourists of yore and in time a decision will have to be made to either crush our former northern allies or for our raja to succumb to a gujarati guillotine if you are interested in that sort of thing i'd also recommend checking out my rating the world with anarchists challenge video which is in a card at the top right of your screen before ending the video i'd like to thank you for watching this far and supporting the algorithm if you like eu4 and want more strategy gaming content i humbly request that you usurp the like button and claim the subscription box on this channel you can find a variety of other challenge videos and with the release of leviathan and the new eu4 update more european universalist content is on the way next week i hope you all have a fantastic day and i'll see you in the next video it's time now to roll the credits [Music] you

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Length: 20min 41sec (1241 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 29 2021