CONFIRMED! JADA IS CLEOPATRA | Netflix Queen Cleopatra is AWFUL!!!

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Netflix Queen Cleopatra finale let's finish it up let's get it let's get it let's get it [Music] for most of us if we were in Cleopatra's situation um the end is nine I think have a nervous breakdown panic attack [Music] s is the town you have to go this is a historian yup we'd have a nervous breakdown [Music] sorry I gotta see that again I love this woman she's so ridiculous catcher is probably feeling defiant at this point how do you know what she's feeling and plus this is the second time that she said that she's feeling defiant I remember I think it was um let me take the subtitles off I don't want to read it in the first episode um she was mentioning when she was in Exile training she's like oh she's feeling defiant who talks about how historical figures feel unless they wrote it down in a letter or something like that ah and why is she feeling defiant character is probably feeling defiant at this point all right if they are here it means the general quiet Pharaoh we have to go now I hear my cat through the door [Music] or successfully passes it on to one of her children Egypt is going to be a province of the Roman Empire we should be quiet the woman I'm trying to help you don't tell me to shut up you have no power and is it just me or is it awkward when they refer to her as Pharaoh it feels forced I don't know whatever oh yeah this is the ultimate Jada move the one thing Cleopatra did do that I can see Jada doing it's like yeah no no I totally killed myself back in the desert on it here's the mausoleum [Music] shout out to historius Village oh he dropped a video about a month ago at this point [ __ ] I love that channel so much he's one of the main YouTubers that got me really into this I remember it was 2018 and I was watching the season watches on Rome video I was like oh that's that's great man [Applause] Cleopatra is threatening to set her tomb on fire and to go up in Flames with her entire treasure mark hey Mark is that you hey gus call Jason and get a letter to help mark up I don't know man maybe they did call him Mark in ancient room who knows it just as with everything in this show it feels weird I feel weird foreign oh my God this woman cannot act I mean it wasn't so noticeable in the first couple of episodes but I don't know for some reason these last two episodes she's been bad oh no get a rope hold on my love [Applause] wait didn't you just send a letter saying that you killed yourself that's what that note is that note that you said take this to Mark Anthony Mark Anthony has to actually be hauled up through a window [Music] the strength of a woman seriously though that is impressive the fact that they managed to pull him up respect where it's due right Anthony has attempted giving a note from Cleopatra we don't know what was in that note Shakespeare would have us believe hold on before you start dissing Shakespeare shut the [ __ ] up sorry I'm trying not to cuss my mom said I should cut down on that but what do you mean you don't know you get the general gist of it oh whatever it's not Shakespeare would have us belief so we should trust you over Shakespeare okay Shakespeare would have us believe Mark Anthony to commit suicide the okay what would you have us believe you're the historian are you just throwing mud at the wall I mean that's ridiculous though I mean come on you can't even was it only Shakespeare though I'm not too versed on the actual historians who wrote down the details but so how else did he die then did somebody else stab him in the chest that you woman I'm talking to you right there because she's like Shakespeare will have us believe and we don't know what the hell that note said like deductive reasoning yo why can't you just say Mark Anthony tried to kill himself and then he died in Cleopatra's arms which is what everybody else says as a historian but you gotta be that contrarian nope she was black nope it was like this nope she was defined it rip Marc Anthony you deserve to die way before you died that's just in this show my goodness I'm just happy for him that he's dead he doesn't have to deal with Jada's [ __ ] anymore Octavian are astute politician who is also ruthless what is uh it feels like I'm in a woman studies class every time she starts talking our astute politicians I mean I get it I take sides in history too so I get if you don't like Octavian and you prefer Cleopatra but like you know some objectivity will be appreciated State politician to get into her barricaded tomb octavian's men break through the roof [Music] like the torch [Music] oh there goes your [ __ ] plan I'm gonna burn everything they break in Burn everything hey you put that fire out oh [ __ ] There Goes My leverage [ __ ] [ __ ] Caesar [ __ ] that was cool geez I was not expecting that it was something to work with I know Thea neotira I'm a God do not disrespect me I would die for Egypt oh the foreign Queens got a point guys let's back off let's not obey our orders so that speech is nothing I would die for Egypt shut up take her oh [ __ ] and then she starts to crying no oh that failed oh yes this music to my ears she finally has no power and she's gonna install me like I I don't know I I she needed to be put in a place in this show oh my God what an insufferable protagonist I've never seen anyone this awful I was rooting actively rooting against her I was hoping they would mess up mess around with history even more by making I don't know it's it's almost done let me not talk too much look the same goddamn set every time I've seen this shot the same exact shot about eight times every time it's Octavian it's always come on man just a little bit of effort please they probably shot this in some ruin you know one of those Rune castles they've never met before African sorcery failed you this time [ __ ] this is what they did to my Octavian girl look at his freaking face look at this I will not tolerate this this is Octavian as the show portrays this is [Music] oh witchcraft must be very strong to turn two Great sons of Rome against their own because the talk of your okay she's got that jealous Man look it's the little boy huh I bet you she's gonna say something along the line along those lines oh you're just a little she's gonna mention how short he is his hair is receding what is money you see you see you see that little look up and down this is Jada through and through you could feel the toxicity oozing from the screen when in reality Octavian yeah he was a piece of [ __ ] too you know and he was ruthless you know the prescriptions and all that [ __ ] but it was very practical and pragmatic and once he won he he accepted Victory and he wasn't a prick about everything it was Cleopatra more than likely who first tried to claim I'm just a woman how could I influence a good strong Roman man which is of course what happens with feminism right as soon as [ __ ] it's the fan what is a war anyways so she tried that route that didn't work and then uh once that didn't work she was like okay fine sure it was only at least half of it was me please save my life please stay in my life I'll do anything I whatever you can have Egypt just let me live all you wanted to do was live she wasn't this cocky little all right who who'd Octavian be if Caesar is Tupac Marc Anthony's Will Smith who would Octavian be you guys let me know I can't think of it that's why they got this short little guy he was coming from a mile away from episode two I'm like Cleopatra is gonna make a short comment no because oh I need a man to be at least six foot like yes I'm shorter than you you're still smiling but I just defeated you do you understand that I could have your fingernails pulled off one by one right now I could rip off your teeth by tying a rope to the elephant leg and said in the elephant tail on fire like I could think of the most creative ways to humiliate and torture you I might be short but I could remove one of your lungs yeah you know your children look just like you yeah yeah like what what what Jada You Can't Win Every encounter I'm getting a sense of small dick energy I'll kill your children oh no please don't move through the streets this is definitely a different actor though is it just me or are there two different actors for Octavian maybe it's the same guy and look it doesn't whatever and oh look he's an impetuate little man boy but she is a yes [Music] like Octavian is like of course they're gonna make him as detestable as possible of course he's not gonna have any logical reasoning behind my short man syndrome and I am Jada here to defeat know I just threatened your children but I am the one freaking out because I am an old man boy like I see your intentions Jada it's transparent octave octave needs to bring Cleopatra back to Rome to Triumph [Music] [Applause] I never got weather and just like I would have left her taking her immediately just put on the boat it's like yep here's where you're gonna sit up until I'm done with you like why even you see there is a certain level of hubris hubris even a victory that I've noticed from these historical figures so your partial writes a letter to Octavian requesting to be buried together oh so they're not going via the snake bite route [Music] she has a plan Cleopatra always has a plan she's researched please a plan to kill yourself is not really a plan guys how do we get out of this oh that's right we can kill ourselves yeah squid and she decides with whom she's going to die she is in control she is dying about to kill herself after losing a war that's about as much control as you can lose as possible notified all right okay let's let's disappointing this show always makes me yawn it's bright outside [Music] guys Jada is finally dead we did it we made it [Music] afterwards so she knew that her death was on the horizon anyway there was no way Octavian could have allowed her to live again I think he would have there's no reason to kill her really I mean I would have personally killed her especially this depiction of her but I think Octavian would have there is president who is that the king of the British tribes whatever when Claudius conquered Britain Britannia he got captured walked in a Triumph and then he went up to the center it's like yo you guys beat me what the [ __ ] man I got my Villages look what all the [ __ ] that you guys have plus if I didn't fight you wouldn't have any Glory so you beat me fair and square all I asked for is I Just Wanna Live yo and they're like you know what I like this guy he has a nice little Villa he's a couple of slaves for you to you know handle which are committed suicide hey there we go there's something true that you said the bite of the Egyptian cobra or asp Cleopatra and Marc Anthony their burials have never been found foreign we don't know whether or not she got her last request that they get buried together Cleopatra is the last pharaoh of Egypt well done on that one wanted to be ruler forever that was his idea of what the dictator should be ironically like Cleopatra before Marc Anthony abolish the dictatorship there were no more dictators an Octavian famously denied or declined the offer of being dictator he was the princess First Citizen we still have Cleopatra's other three children three children of Marc Anthony and Cleopatra set a threat to uh Octavian [Music] [Applause] Alexander Helios and Cleopatra saline and Little Pony Philadelphia are taken back to Rome [Applause] come on man could you stop being so comical about it first of all why is he supervising the kids loading onto the ship let me have a staring contest with this eight-year-old girl I am evil there is no way be a pharaoh he could rise up he could say I am Caesar's son I should be ruling Rome hey guys look see the sun just dropped a new mixtape look at those gold chains yo for the children with his sister it's not surprising because Octavian is not this yeah he was evil it was cruel to his political enemies who were evil and cruel to him so it's not like as if if Cleopatra one should have been all gracious don't worry Octavian I no he's gonna annihilate his political enemies those are just children oh surprisingly yet according to your documentary it's surprising ironically becomes another African queen clip hold on what Hunter Biden pleads guilty [ __ ] yeah sorry and so Cleopatra lives on even in Antiquities she lives on through Jada I mean like listen I joke I just and um damn my brightness is low but don't you think when they were casting the role of Cleopatra this is adult James the actress look just imagine she was bold imagine there was no hair shave all this rub off right like Jada a little bit that's why I call this a self-insert like I can see Jada doing a side by side [Music] let's see your nostrils this is a woman exercising power Cleopatra was trying to save the country that she loved from destruction I resisted Cleopatra for a really long time you resisted Logic for even longer in I won't study here I still just talk about her I should person clearly a woman who would say to me you have to tell my story what I want people to know the story of Cleopatra because she was an African Queen yes and that's a fact that's been buried it's been erased it's been White Marsh generation after generation are absolutely mesmerized by Cleopatra Cleopatra was one of the most influential rulers the world has ever [Applause] we began with Jada and we shall depart with Jada this is the final little all right Jada what do you have to tell us Cleopatra was one of the most influential rulers the world has ever known her Legacy as the most famous of all African queens is assured she will live on until there's no one else to tell her story [Applause] yeah so that's that's that I have a [ __ ] my migraine seriously my head hurts I thought of like five minutes ago anyways yeah so that's uh Netflix screen Cleopatra Jada Pinkett Smith Edition what can I say guys it was awesome I loved it as you can clearly tell I don't know I I have so many thoughts about this and I'm not gonna get into all of them now I'll just touch up on them now they're all the whole black washing issue you know first of all if you want to do a show about African queens you know that's actually a very good idea if you want to focus on Black African queens there I'm sure there's a myriad of them I would love to find out more about our continent here but to go straight for Cleopatra and just be like what are you talking about she's black and then you start adding [ __ ] like I don't care what they tell you in school my my grandmother was whatever and then you start saying things like she feels and then you start treating Mark Anthony like an absolute more on like a little simp a little you know and then Octavian is this oh you're way shorter than I thought you were and then and then and then and then and then add that with the freaking awful directing the ridiculous acting the music that I'm fairly certain was sampled and stolen from blood diamond and the sets they all look like like it was a recipe for disaster through and through and very few things about this show worked in my opinion look a couple of people told me they actually enjoyed it and here I'm in Tanzania if anyone curious I was talking to people about like you know hey I'm watching this Netflix um Cleopatra you know and people are saying the Cleopatra is black literally everyone's like yeah but she was black I'm like no no but she wasn't though was she no no but like if you think about it she's an African Queen I'm like yeah I mean by definition she was a queen in Africa in Egypt people seem to forget that Rome had a province of Africa before they conquered Egypt like there was a but that's besides the point so I understand the feelings about this I personally I told you his story is civilis and uh my dad also there's a there's a couple of influences who got me into um ancient history I can't remember I can't remember the trigger point but it was about 2016 2050 2016 where I just started reading up a couple of things then by 2018 I found I don't know it took me a while to realize that YouTube I used to just watch YouTube um just watch like key and peel and um uh bad man or college humor that kind of things but then I found out about Kings in general history martial story of civilist and that's like my new thing I look if you look I'm looking at staring at my YouTube screen right now it's literally Battle of gargamela Alexander the Great that kind of stuff I I watch I could watch the same video 85 times so this stuff I just I think war was cool up until gunpowder came into the equation you know then it's like it's just not even fun anymore what are you guys doing go back to the arrows and the strategizing and now in 2023 like you don't want to go to war what you can snipe me from freaking two kilometers away or just like level my whole city what kind of war is that let's see a bag ran war and politics was delicate it was like a dance and um so for the Romans conquering everything and you know sustaining their power for so long I was immediately attracted to that plus you could put parallels with the modern day with like the United States of America kind of vibe which is what I do which is why I'm fascinated by American politics a lot so that's where I committed from this anything you know if HBO drops something on Ancient uh Rome ancient Greek ancient Greece I'll definitely give it a watch and maybe react to it but so I consume this type of content is what I'm trying to say so the fact that I know Netflix makes horrendous documentaries for the most part I haven't had enough Netflix subscription for a long time almost five years now three four now it's been a few years since I've had it I just I found out oh it's on Netflix piratebay dot org there's a tip for you guys so this show is always going to frustrate me and ah John Partridge that's the guy who plays Caesar I thought I recognized them yeah so that's that's sort of where I'm gonna leave it in terms of um trying to sort through what I feel about this it's a bad show to sum it up now is it the worst show ever it might be the worst documentary I've seen like legitimately because nowadays I don't give documentaries and like they drive the acting oh my God I don't give documentaries a time of day too much unless it's peer-reviewed much like movies and shows I go by recommendations I cannot sit through a shitty piece of content I just can't I feel like I've been robbed of my time you know so I'll leave it there for now yeah and then um next episode or next video that I drop I guess I'll be oh snap I'll be talking about all the stuff or try to summarize it in a concise manner and yeah and then we'll move on from there but for now I just want to say thank you so much I hope you guys don't mind that I make appearances at the end of these videos but you know what something like Jada had to do with it but Cleopatra on Netflix box that show the room is the truth that [ __ ] sucks now Michelle and I were talking the other night what's Cleopatra black and she told me that Cleopatra looks like Jada Pinkett Smith have to agree with my wife on that point but anyways uh that's all I gotta say for now I'll check you guys next time it's Presby Obama signing up all right toodaloo foreign [Music]
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Channel: Mahatma R.
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Keywords: Jada, Will Smith, Netflix, Drama, Cleopatra, Egypt, Rome, Caesar, Mark Antony, Marcus Antonius, Marc Antony, Show, Series, Movie, Controversy, History, Barbarian, Black, White, Racism, Rotten Tomatoes, Video, Africa, Greece, Greek, Alexander, Great, Alexander the Great, General, Conqueror, Octavian, Augustus, Roman Republic, Roman Empire, Emperor, Senator, Pompey, betrayal, death, evil, hag, arkavo, sneako, nerdrotic, fandom, philosophy, aristotle, ptolemy, pharaoh
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Length: 28min 58sec (1738 seconds)
Published: Wed Jun 21 2023
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