Conan Travels - "Conan Invades Michael Koman's Apartment" - 5/16/07

alright I'm gonna well let you in a little bit of Maya we've been having fun here and telling some jokes I'm a little fun with some sketches but I'm gonna let you in on some reality here for a second true story all right I came into work this morning as I always do and I was told that one of my writers Michael Coleman had called in sick there's Michael Coleman right there that's a recent photo of his grinning puss uh now I'll be honest with you Michael seemed perfectly fine yesterday and as you can all see from that photo he's a young healthy guy so something just didn't sit right with me okay so I decided on the spur of the moment to go see his apartment and see for myself how sick he really was this is just a couple of hours ago and like I said I I decided this very quickly he had no idea I was coming we didn't call first or anything I just grabbed a camera crew we jumped in a van I found out where he lives I went down there to find out is this guy sick or not what the hell's going on here's what happened okay I'm here in the West Village about an hour and a half ago one of our writers Michael Coleman called in sick um frankly I didn't believe his story so I jumped in a van I came down let's find out what's really happening let's go how are you we're here to see Michael Coleman I'm Conan O'Brien from TVs Conan O'Brien show do you oh you're familiar with the show good to see you what is your name George George good to see you old chum uh Michael Coleman lives here yes he's my writer uh may we'd like to go up and see him is that possible good very good no very high security here this job ah hi Maria buddy boy I'm a little sore throat you really aren't sick house yeah are you well my throat is sore and I've kind of like a chill then I kept my back well they're sick and then there's I'm so sick I can't come in and work I believe in jokes actually for your SAT analogies yeah let's read some of your yeah that's 18-hour days huh Paris Hilton 2007 is to getting 45 days in the slammer as Paris Hilton 2006 is to getting 45 slams in a day okay she's having sex a lot I guess cuz of why that's a slam I don't know you've been drinking my liquids yeah you think you're running a temperature I'm not sure I might why don't we find out I have the thermometer please once you put that under your tongue please it's clean yeah it's pretty clean we found that outside you think that you stayed home to keep other writers from getting sick no also there's a sure like a sleep on speak way of the okay but why do you think you stay down try this one it's digital what were you doing when we buzz over stairs Oh slurping ah Digital ninety six point eight wow you're a death door old it's gum yeah should be pretty clear something up yeah might not be yeah right you think you caught this cold from anybody while right I mean how else do you get a cold so you're being snotty about my question little bit well I don't even know what I mean did you catch the school from somebody yeah I probably caught this cold for what s-somebody whatever I have well the first symptoms is acting like a dick not concerned about you hey came over to say oh you're doing it should call madam woken you up why do you have so much done I was against this idea I wouldn't do it my sector possibly a friend like Allan Jannis worked get a camera crew go down there he's not and I was like whoa we've all yours really sick and he's just sick oh man whined and whined and Here I am I honestly try to play along I have a lot to offer comedic Lee right now but so what else is new I'm gonna take your blood pressure if you don't mind gonna quote on at this point I don't want to go back to the Opera and quickly is that an iron well you know you never know you've seen some of the turn two guys squeeze out blood pus is perfect exactly perfect blood pressure perfect temperature quite frankly you can't prove anything if I say I'm sick and I kind of talk in a weak voice you have to take my word for it why if I worked at a bank I would the president of the bank wouldn't come to my house and swab my throat were you talking about well that happened to know a little something about the old drainpipe Oh actually that looks very red oh man do you see that you know what I really don't want that I really don't want to get sick they sent me down here and it's clear to me now that I'm gonna get that yeah I have this yeah in two days will you come to my apartment yes good luck getting in it's a real apartment building this is gonna Christmas gift to my staff um I don't know if it's sad that I insist that my face be on everything that I give to anybody are you going this is our trip from that I haven't even unpacked for him in San Francisco liar look at this before you were planning a trip to France today day off with sickness and you've got a packed bag that's what's tackle this this is for audience members only this is for people in the audience you took this yeah there's a concert for beep what was a liar well you like that I don't like it all stop sucking off my teeth okay okay no on this cow can only give so much sweet milk I'm tired of dirty I feel like there's a gravy train and you've got a pretty good ride haven't you you sitting in the back of the gravy train drinking all the free gravy and occasionally writing a joke about Paris Hilton getting slammed it doesn't even believe make any sense like no one says I got slammed last night that didn't let me to worry sir I started this it doesn't mean that one awful joke is oh it's that the hell honor why even send it in my quit screwing around go to work okay okay let's go that gum is lasting a long time today I wasn't complimenting you he's as healthy as a horse no temperature yeah blood pressures perfectly normal he seems fine well kid huh George said you seemed fine to him thanks Rory I'm out George yeah thank you you're good man George we'll see you later scoot it up okay later [Applause] I'm told about half an hour ago you you did see the NBC doctor uh yes I did okay and you're not really sick are you no I'm not so Michael I understand you're completely clean uh well not exactly go spiritually Ezra can we'll take a break we come back from Romania [Music] you

Channel: Inflatable Conan

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Keywords: Conan, O'Brien

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Length: 8min 17sec (497 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 20 2015