I Ranked Every Taco Bell Menu Item

foreign Taco Bell Tuesday so we're gonna try everything on the Taco Bell menu we did this with Burger King and food poisoning was inevitable I'm hoping this one's better I think there's zero way it's not honestly yeah I have high hopes for this one because I love Taco Bell how should we start should we pull everything out let's just open bag by bag and see what happens mystery bag number one so these are what little cinnamon balls oh that's what Peyton listing is delicious that's that's breakfast right there we're starting off oh wait there's something in it yeah there's like a little cream that's pretty good and damn those slabs I'm not a huge sugar guy for breakfast but in general that's pretty good yeah I would not eat those for breakfast I eat them as a dessert same I'd give that an a I'd honestly go s with those those are really good better than anything Burger King had throughout the entire day last time all right we're gonna have to read these packs so this is a five layer bean burrito I'll take the one I touched oh wow look at that cross section that's nice that's beautiful I don't really eat Taco Bell at all but every time I do I'm happy I think this is going to be one of the harder ones for me to force myself to only take one bite on because like I just want to eat that I already did two oh man this puppy is got a lot of personality to her and I appreciate it I like that she's a little quirky I want to give that an S too but I don't know where we're going like does it go up from here and I need s pluses yeah I don't know the journey but I don't know the destination yeah I think I'm gonna give it an S I'm going with my heart I'm just going to give it an a again to play it cautiously I'm not getting this is like when you play um a scramble in golf somebody somebody goes cautious somebody goes for the flag yeah sometimes you need like the ambitious you said that they have like a dedicated nutritional Quantum physicist or something at Taco Bell right to keep everything like fresh and healthy or some [ __ ] because they used to have they used to put dog food in their tacos like worse than dog food they used to be D Quality Meat that was their bigger than most dog food something like that and then they flipped and they are now one of the highest Quality Meats possible from any fast food chain they didn't do a huge PR push around it which is weird it's like hey we went from dog food to real food well I think that I actually think it was smart because word of mouth is like everybody talks about it yeah everybody's heard that story because growing up it was literally like if you got Taco Bell you might as well just be eating out of a septic tank yeah and now if you get Taco Bell it's like oh good choice you might as well go to a five-star restaurant this one is a special okay it hasn't circled witch's special if you look at it compared to the others it's clearly the bell of the ball yeah whoa whoa whoa that one's they took that and put it back on the grill there's cheese on the outside they don't keep me waiting that one smells so there's rice in this bad boy oh my God no expense that it's rice and cheese and I think that's it I know there's like red bell pepper there's like some peppers in there oh maybe some chicken is that chicken I think it's something it's chicken oh my this is delicious eat Taco Bell and I do more often huh oh my God I didn't know this was a thing that sounds really good you know how I said I'm giving this an S cause I don't know what's coming I'm actually going to be so physically ill this is delicious it is those aren't red bell peppers either they're like oh where's a Doritos so harmonious when you take a bite it all just comes together it's like that scene of Ratatouille where it takes the grape and the cheese and starts having a little episode no the Synergy there is impeccable yeah it really is that's an S that's a good team right there that's a mess for sure that was delay here take your wait this one says breakfast let's go break oh it is breakfast time yeah uh this is the it's a bean breakfast burrito maybe um maybe but they also serve well we'll find out my my palette is like a highly Advanced processing computer you're like a machine I guess that's literally what you said okay I'm not loving this one as much yeah there's lettuce in there which is it's chicken scary and lettuce and like Doritos or Fritos yeah okay as Darman said don't judge a book by its cover oh my that is good what in the world Darman has some great quotes he does he also said that which happens in the dark always comes to light all right I'm not going to take another bite that's good not as good as the other stuff that'd be it man it'd be a shame to give that a b because it's still very good literally where my head was but I think it's got to based on other flavors yeah it's got to be so far that is the weakest and it's still good that's a b I'll give it a b wait I'm gonna open this back well be careful it's a delicate operation I think this is just cheese it's just cheese is that right there's just tortilla and cheese all right so that's one of the vegetarian you just get a cheese you're seeing what Chelsea lives off of here this is Chelsea's breakfast lunch and dinner well I mean that's fine I guess why not just get like a mozzarella stick though originally but if they fried this it would go [ __ ] hard yeah they tried it I mean this this is by far the the weakest it's literally just cheese and there's nothing wrong with it there's nothing to get tastes good but it's just it's not doing it you're not here to perform you're just here phoning it in yeah that's like you said it's great for picky kids I'll go see it didn't taste bad I'm just gonna give it a d just because I'm a little insulted by the laziness okay Taco Bell's getting a lot of love from me right now yeah I'm very a d for that is like an S for Burger King oh absolutely that that would outperform that cheese roll up was the best thing you could get on a Burger King menu if it was on there yeah oh this is a black bean special oh it's a taco supreme come here come come here come here this is our Taco Bell let me know what this is so that is the Cheesy Gordita Crunch actually you guys needed this is my favorite thing on the menu cut it in half you guys need to try it it's so [ __ ] good well we're definitely gonna try it we weren't afraid of no no ghost over here I will critique them on the lettuce distribution here they went a little heavy on the lettuce they did I agree all right that's good that is pretty good I don't love it I don't hate it very good there's your lunch um yeah compared to some other stuff that I think that one is a I'm gonna give it a b um yeah I feel like it's just like there's not a whole lot of flavors meshing together well there's a lot of bean let's do this one that one yeah this one's got a cool wait it's a burrito supreme it's bean bean burrito supreme all right this is just Bean oh this is keeping up with the Chelsea jokes this looks like her arteries from being shock yeah maybe that's yup being in a door too it's just like the cheese tortilla it's like it's fine it's a little lazy I'd probably just get something else but yeah it's not I prefer the cheese one over the beans yeah but I'm gonna put them in the same category because they're basically the same person I'm gonna go D on this one C on a cheese roll up I thought this was our bean bag but this is a beautiful burrito and it says I it says something let me see it yeah they wrote hieroglyphics on it tell us what this says Chelsea speaks Taco Bell that's gonna look like meh myth I think that's the math Green Burrito I saw that collab it was crazy it was a crossover with Breaking Bad no I'm way too comfortable in my wings to just hold you all anonymously they know me they know my voice they'll know me oh this looks good let me see the inside yeah look at that wow so we got we got a little bit of beef we got some of those red Frito Dorito things some rice sour cream some cheese everything in there is good it'd be better with chicken but it's still pretty good I agree yeah they're chicken it's good that's good stuff though is a B their cheese is shockingly good their cheese is very good I'm gonna take one more bite oh you're gonna regret what's the harm I we just had the bathroom fixed yesterday too just in time thank God I usually don't like [ __ ] my pants if you guys can believe that yeah but you also haven't eaten everything at Taco Bell in one sitting that's true this will be a first for me but I take I was able to handle handle Burger King like I feel like this normally does [ __ ] their pants this one's a little hard to cut yeah this is looks like a cheese roll up with chicken which I think will help and maybe some sauce in there that's much better mmm that's like a chipotle sauce yeah it's a [ __ ] good sauce they're bringing out [ __ ] I didn't even know they had yeah they made this [ __ ] up on the on the order for us yeah we said we want one of everything and they just did whatever they wanted yeah they [ __ ] freestyled it very simple too yeah sometimes you don't need complexity you don't need any kind of crazy sweet picking or pinch harmonics to play a beautiful Melody and this proves it um I was honestly Duncan the same thing I'd give it an a I'm just really oh did you eat the whole thing I did that one was good you guys need a palette cleanser with a Baja black yes oh yeah we can in between bags we can take a little drink we'll go to Baja Blast I've heard nothing but good things but I've never tried it well you're not really I'm not sure I'm gonna call yourself a gamer and you've never had Baja Baja watches actually bags I think they're both sugar that one's probably sugar too yeah I don't think there's zero sugar that's fine it's one of the better Mountain Dews I give it an a uh I give it like a a b it's fine I'd still prefer water over it I would too I do agree between this and Burger King when we hit this point on Burger King we were feeling and we were done we didn't want to keep going it was torture I'm excited to get into the next video this just makes me disrespect or have no like even less respect for people that choose Burger King when an option like Taco Bell exists and I have to imagine it's cheaper like nope is Taco Bell cheaper ugh reminds me of a Chipotle chip oddly enough no it's in here we had to you had to rate a naked chip first here again that one really yeah chips on their own they're fine yeah I hope so those are actually those are we did when we did the fry tier list those were up those were such a sleeper hit all right no that's 100 the cheese was like that you get Publix there's no doubt my mind's gonna say the one thing I I about their cheese is it tastes like the cheese you can get at a gas station with your nachos it's cheap cheese that's very cheap cheese nacho cheese I'll just give it like a c it's just very would you give the chip on its own let's see that's what I was gonna say it's like the most generic standard thing ever I'm going to see across it it just says Taco perfect so let's let's open generic tacos that looks like just a taco yeah that's a taco this is beef just your typical beef taco boy I'll be honest that's very Bland so when I get tacos from there what is it Supreme that adds like sour cream and stuff and I think and I think it helps a lot yeah this is very boring it's it's boring it's not bad it's not bad but it's like listening to an audiobook it's like well okay I guess I will I've got a long road trip yeah I'll give it a d I want to go see but there's some stuff and see that's better than it currently yeah I've had to really adjust my scale because of the quality of the food's so [ __ ] I agree I let's let this be known once again this is going in D but it's an asset Burger King yeah like the scale is the scale has been calibrated so differently the food is like actually very good but you have to compare it to itself here this whole series is going to be like hey maybe Taco Bell will watch this and like sponsor moistie sports or maybe Burger King will watch it and sue us it's a hit or miss yeah all right this feels like we're getting into a hard taco that does look pretty good I think we need to add a little footnote to this that oh wait the TV whoa that has the Dorito taco shall we wow that one oh it's got two that one's putting it put on a fan it's put on Sunday's best to get here yeah that's crazy and it's gonna be a little soggy because it's been steaming in the bag which I actually think is fine yeah I prefer it helps me cut it soggy Tacos yeah that's a great team man this looks great that does this looks very no this is the the outer shell is almost more like a pita yeah that's my favorite thing that's the gordita that's so [ __ ] good wow that's that's I'm a meal that's Immaculate I want to eat more but I think I'll regret it it's an S that's an S yeah in Orange because look at that [ __ ] color oh my God I wouldn't just try the challenge that's that is right even that is immaculate this was not made by a chef this was made by a scientist yeah those are made by an Angel yeah they brought in Bill Nye and said make it make it happen make it swim that's good stuff they they know what they're doing over here that one is fantastic sorry we we've got to move on that is fantastic I think this is a hard taco supreme hard Supreme Taco how do I say it I don't wanna okay cool cool oh it's still got some crunch to it yeah this one Twist of the element all right here pick up your side real quick and we're gonna have to pull it apart I'm good it's fine um I would never get that over like what would they say yeah they had the unfortunate demise of going after that but it's not bad I might give it a C I'm gonna go B oh I think sour cream just adds so much it does sour cream is always a superstar wow Taco Bell's impressing me I'm gonna start being more tough on them so start pacing yourself oh this is a chalupa oh that's big so chalupas very good I think this is a Chalupa Supreme also Chase pointed this out but we need to call attention to it uh the quesaritos are gone yeah this is this is our number one a night out Danny rest in peace yeah can we have a moment of silence for the quesarito I wonder why they got rid of it is it not popular we bullied them into bringing taco pizza back we can bully them into keeping the quesarito year-round that doesn't look like beef is that steak that's a Steak Chalupa that is a Steak Chalupa it's pretty good uh a little underwhelmed I'm not gonna lie it sounds amazing I don't like the steak very much yeah no the steak's not very that might still be the old recipe with dog food to be honest with you yeah or whoever they had left at the warehouse they were like hey call it steak Yeah it's it's I just don't like that if that would be for chicken amazing yeah I'm gonna just have to put that in D to be honest yeah it's a d still not enough because the shell if they have that in chicken that's gonna go really great that'll be just my size they have to have chicken chalupa is one of the one of God's gifts to the Earth oh this one's real leaky what is this this is a supreme Taco this one's stuck I can't even get it off the wrapper this is ridiculous um I'll join you in a second that is good I legitimately think that's an a adding Supreme adds two tears on it yeah that's that's absolutely it skyrockets it well you're gonna someone's gonna eat those this video is literally going to be this is this a s like it's Gotta Have To Be rapid fire yeah this is a lot of good stuff here all right so this is a Cheesy bean and rice burrito I'm excited for this one based on I'm starting to realize their burritos go hard yeah we haven't done it cheers yet yeah mm-hmm first off that is Uncle Ben's rice no doubt in my [ __ ] mind absolutely no doubt and let me tell you it's good do you think we could make like a whole family of people who make foods because we've got like Little Debbie yeah we got Uncle Ben what else we got Dr pet well no Mr Pibb that's not a dad I mean Dr Pepper could be like their you know physician yeah who's Papa that was huge holy [ __ ] what a family all right oh that's a chalupi oh there that that's a black bean chalupa there's that little bastard no they I didn't know they made black bean chalupas basically anything on the menu you can sub the meat too many beans for me um they didn't have black beans until like about a year and a half ago so it was just refried laughing they're so much better that's a that's a big war dump that and I think black beans are better I agree yeah I give that a b I am going see I I just it's lacking a little p-o-t anybody know what a pot is this is the potato one I remember loving these wait is this a potato one yeah they used to do like a cheesy potato roll up oh that [ __ ] slaps all right potatoes as well in a bowl wait these are oh my God wait it's like a home fries yeah like breakfast potatoes wow those are good too well seasoned that is interesting they had like their nacho cheese or something on this I think it would go a little further yeah um but it's a B I get that uh I give that a b as well I think they're just having fun in the kitchen that's what it feels like they're like oh it honestly feels like it feels like they got some Stoners together and they were like what can we put in a tortilla but look at that like there's good golden Browning on that potato good little sauce I can taste their smiles when they made it it's not really cutting oh no is that is that a chicken tender oh my God it is it they do chicken tenders here they do Fried Chicken at Taco Bell is that like a snack I was gonna say it looks like a snacker yeah people yelled about the snack wraps and thought McDonald's ignored them Taco Bell answer the call wait that's really good for me wait I'll tell you that's a high quality chicken tender that's good cooking there's no way this is all Taco Bell yeah they must have heard we were putting them to the putting them to the Grind they're like quick run over get a Snack Wrap quick get Ramsay on the phone that's like it's been sitting and steaming and it's still got crunched to it yeah it's a really good wow what an impressive showcase that's an S nothing s damn that's good chicken it really is great job guys Oh wait we're in between yeah let's try our melted melted so what what is this it's like an icy I'll let you know I'm gonna tell you I'm not gonna like it I can already tell nevermind yeah that's kind of not amazing it's really sweet what is it what flavor is it like a mystery sugar yeah it's kind of I would say leaning cherry-ish yeah I don't know how you know that yeah that's a that's a d for me yeah I I agree um the flavor it's not like it's it is it's not like it's horrible it's just it tastes like I took one of those like syrup flavors watermelon berries I don't hate it it is very very sweet yeah that's just sugar wait did you want to do a little sauce break we're gonna do the Diablo sauce since Chase really likes that I think this is for you chase there's mild all right Mr Diablo sauce I still have a little bit of a chicken here left oh you're putting it on something oh you're just gonna do it wrong yeah I know we can put it on something all right so some Diablo sauce yeah blue I made a mess that's a good thought that is a good sauce hot no I've got a nice like sweetness to it thank you Taco Bell yeah but don't call it Diablo sauce because I go in there expecting it to hurt and it doesn't so is that the hottest one yeah it's pretty good maybe legally they have to have it at a certain level yeah yeah you're probably right oh wow we're getting a little funky oh this is the I wouldn't be shocked if we pulled a frisbee out of here look at this stuff coming out oh man oh man and then a little bag or a little box of puke oh this feels like the worst thing you could get on the menu I'll have a bowl of beans eat your cheesy beans you have to son I mean it's just cheesy beans is it enough I mean it's yeah I'm gonna get that enough I don't know why you would ever get that there actually that's a good point it seems like just a waste of an order oh maybe you are supposed to dip your chips in it oh maybe it's a dip my nose is yeah that's enough yeah it came out of nowhere too I just I'm still getting over a sinus infection after a likely excuse you don't want to seem weak this is the Mexican pizza which we have had and we have said we don't like oh we did this for the pizza tier list you said you didn't like it I thought you didn't like it because it wasn't really because it wasn't Pizza yeah it was a little pizza to your list that means fine once again like I've said about other things it's so many beans yeah I'll give it a c we're into the quesadilla portion of the episode I've always preferred quesadillas to burritos actually this one is uh two nine backwards C uh an Xbox Live arcade code there I'll just wow that's that is awfully thin I'm gonna try to find this cheese no there's meat in this it's there the chicken the chicken that's pretty good that sauce is really good yeah it is like Chipotle rice they probably just ran out of Uncle Ben's yeah there's a shortage this is good now I'm gonna it's very good it's like a shredded chicken yeah or maybe there's no chicken no there's shredded cheese no that's chicken for sure I don't see any oh my God I think that's just cheese but it didn't melt all the way so it's it's got a shredded chicken consistency well I am going to take a point away though look at that fill ratio yeah it is pretty rough still good it still tastes good yeah that was pretty good I'm gonna be on that one of my body into thinking I was eating chicken yeah that was shocking yeah I'll give it a b as well B all right so this one I don't know what it is either but it feels fatter and there's like chunks in there that yeah that one had like a 20 on it this one has like a 40 on it and I don't know what that means oh no no it's the amount of cheese what'd you get chicken all right we found her let me see hold it wow there it is all right oh yeah there's chicken yeah that's good chicken that was good Fried Chicken put it in here they'd be cheating look at that day as well hey that's um don't do a map that's gonna need more that's a good quesadilla that is a good thing I really like that chipotle sauce that they put on it that is nice this is a BF this is our boyfriend oh that's got that's got crazy girth to it yeah that not as good as the the last one so I think this one we did a disservice to because if you look in the middle they do a hard taco shell but it's like super soggy that you don't even know what's there I didn't even know that was there it's hiding home still very good but this isn't it in its purest form I'll give it a b m still good but yeah like I said that one didn't get a fair Fighting Chance yeah that one didn't get me excited and I think people will be upset because people love that one but it didn't we didn't get in its best form well they need to Crunch itize the hard shell of it that's true that's on them not us this is also a Crunchwrap with no writing what oh not a supreme then don't tell me it's just black beans in here Chelsea yeah yeah it is because of you you yes people like you going there telling them oh I want just beans no I don't think it is black beans this is like a this is the worst thing we've had yet what the [ __ ] is that it is black beans but there's like there's other [ __ ] in here yeah but there's like one bean oh it is a crunch though right yeah oh that's an F oh yucky I really don't like that one yeah that's like the first actual bad thing we've had well there's not only is there no sauce it's also like no beans yeah there's no beans and whatever else they put on here was just like they went to war yeah this is supposed to be the black bean one I don't like it yeah you put it under the scalpel too and couldn't find anything worth it I'm done with it yeah that's enough that one's like actually bad [Music] this one's a Heaven I think we're closer to done than we expect because there only feels like a few items in here wow whoa I'm gonna expect that Hot Lunch hot lunch get your hot lunch here wait wait so no fries no nacho fries good Ness they didn't have any nacho fries they still do nacho fries though right hey guys welcome back to the second best place on YouTube to get your slop Taco Bell's nacho fries are gone this is almost as sad as that time I was playing TF2 on August well the preempt um they're an ass yeah nacho prize RNs we know that so once again the chips are being done a disservice because they're floppy they're so soggy I'm gonna just eat it with a spoon foreign I analyzed all I needed to there yeah it's that's comfortably a c yeah it's a lot of the nacho cheese where I think the nacho cheese sign shines with a little smattering a lot yeah I would never get this over any of the burritos of the quesadillas we've had though I gotta be honest when you get a full mouthful of the nacho cheese it tastes like acid reflux that's a deconstructive burrito there you go go to Chipotle or like deconstructing the tier list this is this is awful this is gross a baby barfed on mine oh it barfed on yours too what is that an avocado Crema I think it is yeah I sure think it is all right time to deconstruct one two three yeah [Music] boring lame-o yeah I should spitballs at this nerd at least you have chicken now you gotta eat the same thing minus chicken oh I didn't notice that cool let me try just their chicken look at all these flavors I don't like them boring this one's a d because it's got oh there's hidden rice down here oh I won't go bad there he is he was hanging out all right he said wait don't forget me down here yeah it's still uh that's a d That's A D I give that one an F it's just beans I don't want just beans but I know I am not the target audience but for me it's enough yeah it just seems like a waste of something to get at Taco Bell I feel like there's better options if you don't want the gluten yeah honestly if you're gonna get this just go to Chipotle I don't know the price difference actually it's a lot of food too honestly yeah that was overall very very good though I'm really impressed I really wish we went in the opposite order because it would have just been like wow we're ending on S after s after s yeah well we couldn't have known no yeah Taco Bell you did a great job I'm real proud of you guys out there I'd say overall for fast food this may be the most heavily weighted towards the top yeah I don't know that any comes close to this agreed all right thanks Taco Bell we're done when I say we're done

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Published: Tue Jul 18 2023